RECIPE1 Take a bowl of

RECIPE1-

Take a bowl of grapes

2- Hold it in your Hand

3-Stand in front of mirror

4-The dish is ready……

RECIPE NAME:

“LANGOOR KE HATH MAIN ANGOOR” ….. ;D hahaha

*~??~Chiddi~??~*

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Usy Kehna Agar Fursat Mein

~”..Usy Kehna Agar Fursat Mein Hi Yaad Karna Hai To Na kiya Kare,

YARO Hum Tanha Hi Sahi Par Itne Fazool B Nahi Hain

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Best Msg Written By BIL

Best Msg Written By

BILLA WAJJA

ISHQ Tou Shugal Hy Aaj

Kal k Be-Rozgar

…Nau-Jawano’n Ka

Jin Ki Nokri Nahi Lagti

Wo Dil Laga Lety Hyn … =P xD

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Life is so unfair !! b

Life is so unfair !!

1st it gives us so much time 2 b 2gedar so dat v can know each other….

& wen v know each other well, v have no time 2 b 2gedar….

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I Ask God For A Rose N H

I Ask God For A Rose N

He Gave Me Flowers;

I Ask God For Water N

He Gave Me An Ocean;

I Ask God For An Angel N

He Gave Me The

Best Love Ever!

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ye zindagii aaj jo tumh

ye zindagii

aaj jo tumhaare

badan kii chhoTii-ba.Dii naso.n me.n

machal rahii hai

tumhaare pairo.n se chal rahii hai

tumhaarii aavaaz me.n Gale se nikal rahii hai

tumhaare lafzo.n me.n Dhal rahii hai

ye zindagii

jaane kitanii sadiyo.n se

yuu.N hii shakle.n

badal rahii hai

badalatii shaklo.n

badalate jismo.n me.n

chalataa-phirataa ye ik sharaaraa

jo is gha.Dii

naam hai tumhaaraa

isii se saarii chahal-pahal hai

isii se roshan hai har nazaaraa

sitaare to.Do yaa ghar basaao

qalam uThaao yaa sar jhukaao

tumhaarii aa.Nkho.n kii roshnii tak

hai khel saaraa

ye khel hogaa nahii.n dubaaraa

ye khel hogaa nahii.n dubaaraa

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Ek Pathan Cycle Ka Break

Ek Pathan Cycle Ka Break

Haath Me Lekar Naach Raha Tha ,

2nd Khan,”O Kocha Ye Kya Karta Hai..?”

Pathan…

‘BREAK DANCE’. :-)

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1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1

‘1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya

or Police sy bach gya.

Wahi Qareb sy kch pthan guzry to unho ny socha k shyd Log Myyt pr Matti dalna bhol gye fata fat Matti dalna shuro kr di to chor bola

“Bachao Bachao”

Pthan:”Ooe Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is pr to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya”‘

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Ager Tumhary Ghar koi Mehman a

Ager Tumhary Ghar koi Mehman aay…

Or

wo bhoka chala jay.

To

goya wo kisi Qabrastan mein aya thaa. Bibi FATIMA (s.a)

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AapSAWne farmaya jo shaks

Aap(S.A.W)ne farmaya jo shaks ghar mein khair-o-Barkat ka talabgar ho usay chahye k bawazu hoker khana kha’ay (ibn-e-maja)

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kon apna tha hum kis per inaya

kon apna tha hum kis per inayat krte,

Hum ko hasrat hi rahi hum b muhabbat krte,

Tum ne samjha hi nahi is qabil warna

tujh se hum ishq nahi,teri Ibadat krte.

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** M Aous Ban K Gul E Harf Pr

*”* M Aous Ban K Gul E Harf Pr Chamakta Hon, Nikalne Wala H Suraj, Muje Chupaen Kahin!

*”* Mry Wujud P Utri Hen Lafz Ki Surat, Bhatak Rhi Thin Khalaon M Ye Sadaen Kahin

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AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAU

AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFU HAIN,

SMART HAIN,

CHARMING HAIN

TO

KUTTA PALIYE…

SAAP PALIYE..

SHER PALIYE

MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Jazbaat e ishq nakaam na hone

Jazbaat-e-ishq nakaam na hone denge,

Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam na hone denge,

Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,

Par dost hum tumhen badnaam na hone denge

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An Excellent Thought By

An Excellent Thought By

A Misunderstood Friend-

“I Know Yu Hate Me,

But The Day When You Will

Know The Truth,

You Will Hate Yourself”

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You know God arrange for you

You know God arrange for you..

12 Months of Love,

52 Weeks Non Stop Fun,

& 365 days of Happiness.

So when you Mixed them all..

You will found a Very Happy Year! & I think it’s 2010 My Dear.

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Insaan Maayos Aur Pareshan Iss

Insaan Maayos Aur Pareshan Iss Liye Hota Hai Q K Insaan Apne “RAB” KO Razi Karne K Bajaye Logoon KO Razi Karne Main Laga Rehta Hai.?

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Kash tum DEKH sakty T

Kash tum DEKH sakty…

Tuty huy dil ko

Behty huy ansuon ko

Is adhury mösam ko

Kash Tum PARH sakty…

Mery hathon ki lakeron ko

Khawabon ki taberon ko

Dil k afsanon ko

Kash Tum SÅMJH Sakty…

Mery lafzon ki gehrai ko

Honton ki sachai ko

Mehfil ki tanhai ko

Kash tum JÖRR sakty…

Iss DIL ko.. ..

Iss RISHTY ko.. ..

Iss WADY ko.. ..

Lekin ye soch kr khamosh ho jata hun.. ..

KASH .. .. Tum JAN sakty is MOHABAT Ko……….KASH

KAASH

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Har Manzal e ghurbat pe guman

‘Har Manzal e ghurbat pe guman hota hai ghar ka,

Behlaya hai har gaam bhut dar-badari ne…!!!’

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Good night to d last Thursday

Good night to d last Thursday of d last Week of d last Month of d last Year of the 1st Decade of d 1st Century of d 2nd Millennium.. :)

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gOoD aNd SiNcErE fRiEnDs

gOoD aNd SiNcErE fRiEnDs

In OuR lIvEs Is LiKe

ThE iMpOrTaNcE oF hEaRtBeAtS !

ThEy ArE nOt ViSiBlE,

bUt

ThEy SiLeNtLy SuPpOrT oUr LiFe….!

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phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji

‘phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki botian

mshooq ne dikar li phir dekh bhal kay

is mein qasoor aashiq-e-marhoom ka b tha

kaghaz rakh dia tha kaleeja nikal k..’

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Hazrat Ali RA ne farmaya,

Hazrat Ali (R.A) ne farmaya,

Aqalmand Jab Khaamosh hota hai

Tu Fikar Karta hai,

aur

Jab Dehkta hai

Tu Ibbrat Hasil Karta Hai.

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Kabhi kabhi pathar k takrane s

Kabhi kabhi pathar k takrane se aati nahi kharash,

“FARAZ”

Kabhi ek zra si baat se bhi insaan bikhar jata hai

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Trin Trin! Hello,

Trin Trin!

Hello, Uncle Light Kab Aayegi?

Operator: Beta Ooper Se Band Hai.

Ooper Ka Number De Den.

Likho, 0000000,

Trin Trin!

Hello, Bhai Light Kab Aayegi?

Operator: Kon, Kon, Hello, Aawaz Nathi Achay.

Hello! Hello!

Tont Tont Tont

Hukoomat-e-Khana Kharab. :-)

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Tere Bina hum jeena bhool jaat

Tere Bina hum jeena bhool jaate hain…

Zakhmon ko seena bhool jate hain..

Tu zindagi main sabse azeez hai hamain..

Tujhse har bar yeh kehna bhool jaate hain.

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Beth k bathroom me Sardi ki sa

Beth k bathroom me Sardi ki sard Raaton main sochta hoon

FARAZ

.

.

.

.kar to l hai…

ab thanday paani sayy”Dhoun’ga”kese?

Zubaida aapa plz help me…!

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sari zindagi ker k barbadishq

sari zindagi ker k barbadishq kai lazat chakh li hai

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

su ne bhi burqa pehan liya hai,

hum ne bhi darhi rakh li hai!!)

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We Smile At Whom We Like

We Smile At Whom We Like

We Cry For Whom We Care

We Share With Whom We Love

We Laugh With Whom We Enjoy

And

We Bcom Angry With Whom We Feel Is Our Own

Thats Friendship

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kuch na kuch tu aysa hota

kuch na kuch tu aysa hota

mera jeven sawan hota

lab kuch tashna tashna hoty

ankh ka driya sakin hota

sai khshian wahan py hoten

jahan hmara aangn hota

agr mri ankhen nam c hoti

tu gela oska damen hota

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When two people are under the

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.”

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Kisi Ki AankhOon May KhwaB Lik

Kisi Ki AankhOon May KhwaB LikhnA Tou Soch Lena

Falak Pay Koi Sahaab Likhna Tou Soch Lena

Hain Roshni Kay Tamam Rasty Bujhy Bujhy Say

MusaFtOon Ko SaraaaB Likhna Tou Soch Lena

Main PaniYoOn Kay HusaaR May Hun Gumaa’n JazEera

Gar Iski BaBat KitaaB Likhna Tou Soch Lena

Main Dust-e-Furqat May Jalay KhaeMoOn Ko Dekhti Hun

Jhulastay Sahra Ko Aab Likhna Tou Soch Lena

Mery MuQaDder Ki Dhalti ShaKhOon Say Poch Lena

Badalti RuTt Ka AzaaB Likhna Tou Soch Lena

KhaLoOs-o-Maher-o-Wafa Ki RahaIn KaRri Hain

MuhaBbaToOn Ka NiSaaB Likhna Tou Soch Lena

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Tumhara naam likhnay ki ijazat

Tumhara naam likhnay ki ijazat chin gai jab se

koi bhi lafz likhta hon tou aankhain bheeg jati hain

Hazaron mausmon ki hukmarani hae meray dil par

Wasi main jab bhi tanhha hon tou aankhain bheeg jati hain .

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Tum Poocho Aur Main Na Bataoon

Tum Poocho Aur Main Na Bataoon Aise To Halaat Nahi,

Ek Zara Sa Dil Toota Hai Aur To Koi Baat Nahi,

Kis Ko Khabar Thi Sanwle Badal Bin Berse Ud Jaate Hai,

Sawan Aaya Lekin Apni Qismat Mein Barsaat Nahi,

Toot Gaya Jab Dil To Phir Ye Saans Ka Naghma Kya Maane,

Goonj Rahi Hai Kyon Shehnayi Jab Koi Baraat Nahi,

Ghum Ke Andhere Mein Tujh Ko Apna Saathi Kyon Samjhoon,

Tu phir Hai Mera Tu Saya Bhi Mere Saath Nahi,

Maana Jeewan Mein Aurat Ek Baar Mohabbat Karti Hai,

Lekin Mujh Ko Ye Bata De Kya Tu Aurat Zaat Nahi,

Khatam Hua Mera Afsana Ab Ye Aansoo Poonch Bhi Lo,

Jis Mein Koi Tara Chamke Aaj Ki Raat Woh Raat Nahi,

Mere Ghumgeen Hone Par Ehbaab Hai Youn Heraan QATEEL,

Jaise Main Pather Hoon Mere Seene Jazbaat Nahi..!!!NM

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Fikr e NAMAZ rakho BALANCE ki

Fikr-e- NAMAZ rakho BALANCE ki tarha

AAZAN sun k utho RING TONE ki tarha.

Pyara QURAN parho karo SMS ki tarha.

Dunia may BUSY mat ho jana NETWORK ki tarha.

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Najoomi Larki Ka Haath Dekh Ka

Najoomi Larki Ka Haath Dekh Kar Bola:

“Beti Tum Bohat Chudwaogi”

Larki:”Abay harami,

Chudwa To Main 5 Saal Se Rahi Hoon,

Yeh Bata

Baccha Kab Hoga…?”s

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Wafaa Ka Sila

“Wafaa Ka Sila”

Phair Lete Hain Nazar Dilse Bhula Dete Hain

Kya Yunhi Log Wafaoun Ka Silaa Dete Hain

Wadaa Kiya Tha Phir Bhi Naa Aaye Mazaar Par

Hum Ne Toh Jaan Di Thi Isi Aitebar Par

Kyun Bhula Diya Hume Kyun Dilse Gira Diya

Hum Toh Yunhi Mare Hue The Aapke Inkaar Par

Soncha Naa Tha Teri Ulfat Me Aisi Thokar Khayenge

Pyaar Ki Duniya Me Saans Lene Se Pehle Hi Marr Jayenge

Ab Pata Chala Yeh Ishq Ek Khel Hai Koi Jazbaat Nahi

Aur Kitne Dil Jalenge Aur Haar Jayenge

Chahti Toh Hoon Magar Aasan Nahi Tumhe Bhula Dena

Teri Yaadoun Ke Sahare Yunhi Din Katt Jayenge….. ..

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Dastoor-e-wafa smjho ya

Dastoor_e_wafa smjho ya

Asool_e_Zamana

….

Kuch Tum badal rhay thy

Kuch Hum badal gaye…

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i miss u when i s

i miss u

when i smell any rose

i miss u

when i taste any sweet

i miss u

when i look at moon.

BUT I SPECIALLY MISS U

WHAN I RAISE MY HAND FOR PRAY

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To all the people who Exercise

To all the people who Exercise

And of course for those who don’t….

1. If walking is good for health, the postman would be immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is still fat.

3. A rabbit runs and hops but lives only 15 years.

4. A turtle doesn’t run, does nothing .. yet lives for 450 years.

FORGET EXERCISE.

Sleep well and eat well :-P

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Ch0se 1 eye c0lor thn ill tel

Ch0se 1 eye c0lor thn i’ll tel u apka life partnr apk0 s0ta dekh k kya kahy ga

Blu Eye

Gry Eye

Blck Eye

Gren Eye

Brwn Eye

Copper Eye.

reply must

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A NEW YEAR A New Challen

A NEW YEAR

A New Challenge

A New Goal

A New Optimism

A New Aproach

A New Mission

A New Resolution

Wishng U a very

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Drakhton per wohi mosam abhi t

Drakhton per wohi mosam abhi tak muskaraty hein.

Abhi tak surmaie shamein hamary sath roti hein.

Abhi tak mery honthon per tumhary ahmarein honthon ki khoshbo raks kerti hy.

Abhi tak meri ankhon mein tumhary khaab hansty hein.

Abhi tak mery hathon per tumhari unglion ki narm pooron sy likhy sabh harf zinda hein.

Abhi tak mery seny mein tumhari sans chalti hy.

Abhi to raston per doodhya pyron sy perny waly sary naksh KAIM hein.

Abhi almarion mein sary tohfy gungunaty hein.

Tumhary khat abhi bhi raat ki tanhai mein mujh sy tumhari baat kerty hein.

Bahot sy saal guzry hein,

Bahot sa wakt bita hy,

Meri chahat nahein biti,

Meri himat nahein guzri,

Abhy kuch nahein badla,

Agar chaho,

agar samjho,

Meri mano,

To lot aao.

(wasi shah)

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Sardar1: Laughing behind sarda

Sardar1: Laughing behind sardar2 at ATM. Ha ha ha. I have seen your password.

Sardar2: what is it?

Sardar1: its 4 star (****).

Sardar2: you are wrong, its 1234

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har tamashai faqat sahil se ma

har tamashai faqat sahil se manzar dekhta

kaun dariya ko ulatata kaun gauhar dekhta

wo to duniya ko meri divangi khush a gai

tere hathon main vagarna pahala patthar dekhta

ankh main ansu jare the par sada tujh ko na di

is tavaqqo par ki shayad tu palat kar dekhta

meri qismat ki lakirain mere hathon main na thin

tere mathe par koi mera muqaddar dekhta

zindagi phaili hui thi sham-e-hijran ki tarah

kis ko itana hausala tha kaun ji kar dekhta

dubane vala tha aur sahil pe cheharon ka hujum

pal ki mohalat thi main kis ko ankh bhar ke dekhta

tu bhi dil ko ik lahu ki bond samajha hai ‘Faraz’

ankh gar hoti to qatre main samandar dekhta

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:, ,*, ,

‘:., ,*, ,/;

“.;;.,(‘v’ ),,//;;

“.;-) );;”

=:=:=*=*=:=

Koo..koo..koo..koo

YE BEAUTIFUL Koyal

ap sy kehny ai ha

GuD Morning.

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1 2 || ||

1

2

|”’| |'”|

| |/| iSH YOU

|__/ __|

|””|__|”‘| @PPY

| Diwali@new

|__|””|__|… Year.

In Advance

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I LOVE U are words just three,

I LOVE U are words just three,

which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.

so this is what i want to say,

live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!..

sweETy@puPpy

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Assalam o Elikum

Assalam-o-Elikum…

. ‘ ~ . ‘ ‘€’- ~. __?_ ~ ‘ /____? .;';';.

,,l__O_l l,, _!!__

Now OPEN the EYES and SEE How SUN is

Say 2 u

GOOD MORNING.

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Sooraj Hamein Har Shaam ye da

“Sooraj Hamein Har Shaam ye dars deta hai,

“Iqbal”

K magrib ki tarf jao gy to doob jao gy”

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1 choti si misaal Or 1 ehem ma

1 choti si misaal Or 1 ehem masla!

Ap imtehan dene gaye apko 1 Sawal k jawab me ye likhna Pare

“Main karachi main Rehta hon”

Or ap short cut jwb Likhen

M.K.M.R.H

kiya Examiner Aap ko pas krdega?

=Nahi Na..!

Aap jo “Sallallaho Alehi wa’aalehe wasal’lam” k bjaye (S.A.W.W)

Likhte hen

Kya wo mutma’in hen k unka

Durood pak Qubool ho jyega?

Is liye plz is misaal ko khoob Phelayein Or Sbko ye ghalti Na krne Se

Aa-gaah kre.

Assalam-o-alikum.

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Judge: why are you arrested?

Judge: why are you arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early.

Judge: well, that’s not a crime. Anyway how early were you shopping?

Sardar: before the shop opened.

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Zindagi me agar kuch has

Zindagi me agar

kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno

Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aaye to

Dil ki suno

Wahan se bhi koi jawab na aae to

Anhken band kr k

socho

k

“Ya-Allah kahin me PATHAN to nahi?”

(‘.’)/

[ ]

.l l.

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G ¤G ¤¤G

G

¤G

¤¤G

¤¤¤O

¤¤¤¤O

¤¤¤¤¤O

¤¤¤¤¤¤O

¤¤¤¤¤¤¤O

¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤O

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GOOD MORNING

~HæVè “A NICE DAY”~

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Kuch Sitare Teri Palkon Pe Bhi

Kuch Sitare Teri Palkon Pe Bhi Roshan Honge…

Kuch Rulaye Ga Mujhe Bhi Tera Ghum Eid Ke Din…

Dekha Eid Ka Chand To Mangi Ye Dua Rab Se…

De, De Tera Saath Eid Ka Tohfa Samajh Ke…

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UstadBatao tm bare ho k kia k

Ustad”Batao tm bare ho k kia kro ge?

Pathan:
Me bohat bara karobar karnga.

Ustad:kon sa?

Pathan: sardiyon me sasti braf ley k garmiyon me mahngi bechonga.

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DOSTI k baad MOHABAT ho sakti

“DOSTI k baad MOHABAT ho sakti hai,

“magar,

“MOHABAT k baad DOSTI nahi ho sakti,

“Kyun k,

“lund chodny se pehlay khara hota hai

chodny k bad nahi…

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Imam Shaafi Farmate Hainb

Imam Shaafi Farmate Hain…

“Pak Daman Raho,Tumhari Aurtain Pak Daman Rahen Gi,

Be shak Zina Qarz Hai,Agar Tu Ne Isay Liya To Adayegi Tere Ghar Walon Se Hogi,

Ay Shakhs Agar Tu Aqal Mand Hai To Is ko Jaan Le,

Jo Zina Krta Hai Wo Apne GHAR Ki Taraf RASTA Deta Hai..”

Plz Forward To Young Generation..

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uda hone ke mosam main juda ho

uda hone ke mosam main juda hona zaroori tha

Na-jane kyun kisi ka bewafa hona zaroori tha

Mere dil ne jo us ko poojnay ki inteha kar di

Tu phir us bewafa ka bhi KHUDA hona zaroori tha

Kisi se koi bhi shikwa na koi bhi shikayat hai

Jo mere sath chahat main hua, hona zaroori tha

Bohat nazdeek thay dil is liye ab dooriyan bhi hain

Dilon ke darmiyan kuch faasla hona zaroori tha

Usay bhi dard dene ka bohat hi shoq tha Wasi

Hamen bhi dard-o-gham se aashna hona zaroori tha

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Theres nothing as nice as som

There’s nothing as nice as someone who shares,

your laughter, your secrets, your wishes and cares,

someone who’s there through your good times and tears,

who stays by your side as your friend through the years.

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l l o

()””””() l

l ( ’ o’ ) ’l

l=( ,)===( ,)=l

I’m just standing by my window thinkin of u & wondering if u

ever think of me too…*

sweEty@puPpy

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Hazrat AbubakarRA Said: Wo

Hazrat Abubakar(R.A) Said: Wo Gham jiske Milne per Tmhara Ruju ALLAH ki taraf Ho Jaye ,Us Khushi se behtar ha Jis k Milne Par Tm Apne KHALIQ Ko bhool Jao.

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Kahun Ke Kya Ho Tum?

“Kahun Ke Kya Ho Tum….?” Mere liye meri Duniya ho Tum, Cho k jo Guzre wo Hawa ho Tum, Maine jo Mangi wo Dua ho Tum, Kya maine Mehsos wo Ehsas ho Tum, Meri Nazar ki Talash ho Tum, Meri Zindagi ka Qarar ho Tum, Maine jo Chaha wo Pyar ho Tum, Mere Intizar ki […]

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Mere Ishq ko nidhal kr K

Mere Ishq ko nidhal kr

Kbhi hijr ko bhi wisal kr

Meri ankh ko beenai de

Mere kalb ko ujaal kr

Mujhe dars de to FANA ka

Mera ishq mein bura hal kr

Mujhe de saza koi skht si

Mujhe is jahan me misal kr

Meri asal sorat bigar de

Kisi ishq bhati mein dal kr

Mujhe bhi pila koi aisi shay

Kbhi meri ankhain bhi lal kr

Wo jo us jahan mein hilal hai

Kbhi is jahan mein hilal kr

Teri talab mein hon mein darbdr

Kbhi is taraf bhi khayal kr

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Jis karwatt letaY thay h

Jis karwatt letaY thay

hum tum

Chaand tumhari peshaani ko choom raha tha

dekho Janaa’N …….!!

Chaand wahan seY hijrat ker keY

Pairo’n tak aa p0hancha heY

s0 ja0 ab

baaki baatain kal karlen geY

Mera kiYa heY,,

Lekin chaand ko s0na h0ga . . . /

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! ! !

.-. .-.-. .-.

! ” ! ” !

“-..-“‘-..-” MY

SWEET HONEY!

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Jab kisi ka Khuloos dekho to u

Jab kisi ka Khuloos dekho to uski Qadar karo,

aur

Jab kisi ki Nafrat dekho to apne Khuloos se mita do…

………………………

Rishty khoon k nahi hotey, rishtay ehsas k hotey hain’

Agar ehsas ho to ajnabi b apney, agar ehsas na ho to apney b ajnabi ho jatey hy..

………………………

Zindagi ko ZARORIAT me rakho

KHWAISHAT ki taraf na Le jao

Zroriat Faqiron ki Bi PURI hoti hain

Aur

Khwahishat Badshaon

ki Bi BAQI reh jati hain.

……………………….

Kisi Dushman k

100 alfaz takleef nahi de sakate pr

1 Dost ki khamoshi 100

ansu de sakti hai.

……………………….

Dolat matti ki trh hy,Or mati ko paun k nichey rehna chahiye,

Agr sir pe charhao ge to qabar ban jay gi,

Or qabren zinda insanon k liey nhi hotin

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Do Chaar Nahi Mujh ko faqat Ai

Do Chaar Nahi Mujh ko faqat Aik Dikha do.

“Ay DoooSt”

Woh shakhs Jo andar say bhi bahar ki tarah ho..

“InOcEnT BoY SaMeEr”

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ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EART

ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH…

JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT….

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AND

ONE MORE THING ADVANCE MEIN HAPPY APRIL FOOL..!

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No Compare with You Th

“No Compare with You”

There R many Roses,

Some R very Beautiful

Some R very Adorable,

Some R very Attractive But

they R nothing compare to One Rose……….

……That one Rose is none other than YOUUUUUUUUUU……..

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Happy World Eyes Day!!

Happy World Eyes Day..!!

Aap k khiyal se meri Aankhian kesi lagti hain?

Romantic?

Deep like River

Angry

Cute

Tough Hard

shy

Happy

lovely

Horror

Caryinhg

Soft

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Bari Chah Hai Dil Ko, Tu

Bari Chah Hai Dil Ko,

Tujhe Paney Ki,

Tjhe Apna K Tra Ho Jney Ki

Mri Zaat K Reshay Reshay Me Bikhar Jaye,

Boht Haseen Hai Ada Tere Muskurany Ki.

Pas Betho Hath Mera Thaam Lo,

Qasam Uthao Mujhe Chor Kar Na Jane Ki.

Ham Se Kabhi Rooth Na Jana,

Agar Rooth Jao To Dua Bhi Karna Mere Mar Jane Ki.

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Rahte hain unke khayalon me,

Rahte hain unke khayalon me,

ab neend mujhe aati nahi,

hanste hai ab jab bhi hum,

bas yaad unhi ki aati hai,

wo uski meethi muskan,

humara dil dhadkati hai,

jagte sote har pal hi,

unki yaad hume tadpati hai,

bas ek jhalak unki paakar,

hum khush ho jaaya karte hain,

jab bhi wo aate hain saamne,

hum chup ho jaya karte hain,

Bolta hai per dil mera,

kuch bol sake to tu kah de,

per sochta hoon main,

is baat se, mera dil use na kho baithe,

wo dost nahi mera sab kuch hai,

ye kaun use batlaye,

kaas waqt ke saath hi,

wo apne aap samajh paaye,

Ay …………… ab teri yaad me,

kisi kaam me ruchi nahi,

dil me tum, dhadkan me tum,

aur baat kisi ki bachi nahi,

rahte hain tumhare khayalo me,

an neend mujhe aati nahi…..

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Girl: darling ek 1000 ka card

Girl: darling ek 1000 ka card to send
Karona mera balance end ho gaya hai,
Tum to waise b mare aashiq ho na!
Boy: Tumhra aashiq hoonUfone walo ka
Damad nahi
@

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***** 7 RAJAB UL MURAJAB ****

***** 7 RAJAB UL MURAJAB *****

Suna hai mout ki ankho me aa gaey aanso

Ajab ada se sar _e_imtihan hansay ASGHAR (a.s.)

Galay mein teer labo pr hansi sar_e_maidan

Jahan pe rona b mushkil wahan hansay ASGHAR (a.s.)

Tamam mominen ko jashan_e_ willadate shshzada

Hazrat ALI ASGHAR (a.s) dil ki gehraiyo se mubarkh ho

SUBHAN ALLAH

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1 Shaks Ki Murghi beema

1 Shaks Ki Murghi

beemar Hui …

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Tou Phir

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Tou Us Ne Murghi k

Theek Hony Ki Khushi

Mein

1 ‘Bakra’ Sadqa

ker Dia … =P =D

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HAR bar muqaddar ko kasoordena

HAR bar muqaddar ko kasoordena achi bat nahi … DOST.. Kabhi kabhihum unhe mang lete hen jo kisi Or k hote hen

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Suna hy log usy aankh bhar k d

Suna hy log usy aankh bhar k dekhty hyn

So us k sehar me kch din tehar k dekh ty hyn

Suna hy rbt hy usko kahrab halon sy

So Apne Ap ko bar bad kr k dekhty hyn

Suna hy usko b hy shero shairi se hy shagf

So hm b mojzy Apne hunar k dekhty hyn

Suna hy bole to baton se phool jhadty hyn

Ye bat hy to cahlo bat kr k dekh ty hyn

Suna hy din ko usy titlian stati hyn

Suna hy rat ko jugnu tehar k dekhty hyn

Suna hy hashr hyn uski ghazalti ankhen

Suna hy usko hiran dasht bhar k dekh ty hyn

Suna hy us k labon sy gulab jaty hyn

So hum bahar pe ilzam dhr k dekhty hyn

Suna hy aaina tamsal hyn jabin uski

Jo sada dil hyn usy ban sawar k dekhty hyn

Suna hy us k badan ki tarash esi hy

k phr wo khuab hy tabeer kr k dekhty hyn

Ab us k shehr me tehren k puch kr jaen Faraz aao sitare safar k dekhty hyn

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Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,

Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.

Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.

Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye.

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Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata

Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai

Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai

Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge zahar bhi

Woh sirf yeh to bata dain meri khata kya hai.

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Jahan Main Aor Kisi Ka Bhi Ho

Jahan Main Aor Kisi Ka Bhi Ho Nahi Sakta..

Ke Ye Andaz-E-Mohabbat Fakat Tumhara Hai..

Karon Gharor Na Kaise Ke Sirf Mere Ho..

Sab Se Barh Kar Ye Hi Martaba Humara Hai..

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is EID per b hum na milskey to

is EID per b hum na milskey to kya hua

jazbon main ho khaloos to eideen hazar hain

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GOOD THOUGHTS OF GOOD PEOPLE

GOOD THOUGHTS OF GOOD PEOPLE..

BILL GATES:

If u r born poor its not ur mistake, but if u die poor its ur mistake.!

ALEN STRIKE: Don’t compare ur self with anyone in this world. If u do so, u r insulting ur self.!

MOTHER TERESA:

If u start judging people, u will be having no time to love them

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Tum bin ab chalna nahin aata n

Tum bin ab chalna nahin aata na ho sath tumhera to sambhalna nahin aata teri dosti ke liye chhor di hai dunya sari tumharay siwa ab kisi se milna nahin aata

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Dhondtey thay aap se milney k

Dhondtey thay aap se milney k bahaney kitney,

samney reh kr bhi rahay beganay kitney,

hum ney to piyar ka ik pegham hi diya tha lekin,

logon ney bana leyey afsanay kitney,

dil fakat ik mazar pe sajda raiz raha,

sar utha kr dekha to beet gaye zamanay kitney,

jab bhi mila zindagi mein faraib he mila,

hum khud ko samjhtey rahey sayanay kitney,

jab sulagtey raston par Qadam rakha to maloom para “Hamdam”

pata nahi yahan aur bhi hain dewanay kitney…

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kahaaN aaNsuuon kii ye sauGaat

kahaaN aaNsuuon kii ye sauGaat hogii

naye log honge naii baat hogii

main har haal men muskuraataa rahuuNgaa

tumhaarii muhabbat agar saath hogii

charaaGon ko aaNkhon se mahafuus rakhanaa

baDii duur tak raat hii raat hogii

musaafir hain ham bhii musaafir ho tum bhii

kisii moD pe phir mulaaqaat hogii

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BeshaK Allah aise shaKHs Ko p

“BeshaK Allah aise shaKHs Ko pasand nahi Karta jo apne Kirdaar me maghroor ho aur apni barrai pe faKhar Kare”

(Sura Al Nisa)

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laayii hayaat aaye, qazaa le c

laayii hayaat aaye, qazaa le chalii chale

apnii khushii na aaye, na apnii khushii chale

*ham saa bhi ab bisaat pe kam hogaa bad-qamaar

jo chaal hum chale voh boh’t hi burii chale

behtar to hai yahii ki na duniyaa se dil lage

par kyaa kareN jo kaam na be-dil-lagii chale

ho umr-e-Khizr bhii to ma’aluum vaqt-e-marg

hum kyaa rahe yahaaN, abhii aaye abhii chale

duniaa ne kis kaa raah-e-fanaa meN diyaa hai saath

tum bhii chale chalo yuuN hi jab tak chalii chale

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Ye laazmi nahi k hamein hr di

“Ye laazmi nahi k hamein hr din yaad karo “MOHSIN”

“Mgr bilkul hi bhool jao ijazat nahi tumhein.

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Kaanton Se Guzar Jaanaa Sholon

Kaanton Se Guzar Jaanaa Sholon Se Nikal Jaanaa

Phuulon Kii Bastii Main Jaanaa To Sambhal Jaanaa

Din Apnii Chiraagon Ki Maanind Guzarte Hain

Har Subah Ko Bujh Jaanaa Har Shaam Ko Jal Jaanaa

Bachchon Hi Si Fitrat Hai Ham Ahl-e-muhabbat Ki

Zid Karnaa Machal Jaanaa Phir Khud Hi Sambhal Jaanaa

Woh Shakhs Bhalaa Mera Kyaa Saath Nibhaayegaa

Mausam Ki Tarah Jis Ne Siikhaa Hai Badal Jaanaa

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5 Reasons Why Prefer S

5 Reasons Why Prefer

‘Sheela’ Over ‘Munni’

1. Branding:

Munni Is Bad-Nam But

…Sheela Is Jawaan

2. Place Of

Performance:

Munni Gyrated In

Some Desi Daru Ka

Adda Where As Sheela

Gyrated In Some

Metrolpolitian Disco

3. Demand And

Supply Concept:

Munni Is Offering

Herself Easily (Refer

Line – Darling Tere Liye)

So Huge Supply N

Demand Will Be Limited.

Where As

Sheela Isn’t Available

Easily (Refer Line-

Main Tou Khud Se Pyar

Jatao’n & Tere Haath

Kbhi Na Aani) So Low

Supply , Huge Demand

4. Dance Style:

Munni Repeated Age Old

‘Latka Jhatka’. Where As

Sheela Shook Her Body

With Drumbeats

5. Mathematical &

Psychological

Analysis

Munni Is Sleek (Though

Indians Invented Zero,

But It Doesn’t Mean We

Like The Zero Figure)

Where S

Sheela Is Voluptuous

(That’s The Perfet

Graphical Representation) =P =

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Subha Subha Suraj

Subha

Subha

Suraj

Ka

Sath

Ho

Parindo’n

Ki

Awaz

Ho

Haath

Main

Chai

Aur

Yaado’n

Main

Aap

Ho

Us

Khushnuma

Subha

Ki

Kia

Baat

Ho …

=*= GOOD =*=

=*= MORNING =*=

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

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Kisi ne Hazrat ALI RA se pooc

Kisi ne Hazrat ALI R.A se poocha:

“Dost aur bhai main kya farq hai?”

Aap ne farmaya:

“Bhai sona hai aur dost heera hai.”

Us aadmi ne kaha:

“Aap ne bhai ko kam qeemat aur dost ko qeemti cheez se kyun tashbeeh di?”

To aap ne farmaya:

“Sone main agar darar aa jaye to us ko pighla kar bilkul pehlay jaisa banaya ja sakta hai. Jab ke heeray main aik darar aa jai to wo kabhi bhi pehlay jaisa nahi ban sakta.’

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Laziness is our biggest enemy

Laziness is our biggest enemy. (Allama Iqbal)

We should learn to love our enemies. (Quaid e Azam)

“Lo dasso! ab kis ki mane? Mamu di ya chachu di?

hehe

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

“Me sick, no work”

Boss SMS back:

“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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No one in this world is pure

“No one in this world is pure and perfect.,

If u avoid the persons for their mistakes, then you will always be alone in this world”.

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sub yadoon mein tmri yaad hot

“sub yadoon mein tmri yaad hoti ha, meri ankhon ko tmri talash hoti he,

tm duao me yaad kiya kiya karo dost..,, suna he dostonki fua main farishtoo ki awaz hoti ha

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Ek Sawal Hai Jisne Mujhe Bohat

Ek Sawal Hai Jisne Mujhe Bohat Sochne pe Majboor Kya Hua Hai.

Pata Nahi Tumhein Bhi Aata Hoga Ya Nahi?

Lekin Phir Bhi Itni Education Li Hai

To Tumhein to Pata Hona Chahiye.

Mujhe Bas Iska Jawab Dedo.

Sawal Ziyada Mushkil Nahi Hai.

Lekin Ziyada Aasan Bhi Nahi Hai.

Sawal Ye Hai K.

Jab

Murghi Andaa Free Mai Deti Hai,

To Bazaar Mai Rs.6 Ka Q Bikta Hai..?

sweEty@puPpy

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Ya Rab Na Mil Jaye Koi Jannay

Ya Rab Na Mil Jaye Koi Jannay Wala

Bazar Mein Sajjad (A.S) Yeh Dua Mang Raha Hai

Tareekh Ne Ghairat Ka Khuda Likha Hai Jis Ko

Har Mor Pe Zainab (S.A) Ki Rida Mang Raha Hai

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Boss guse ma Tumne K

Boss ..guse ma..

Tumne Kabhi Ullu Dekha Hai

Executive ..Sar Jhukate Hue..

Nahi.. Sir

Boss

Niche Kya Dekh Rahaa Hai, Meri Tarf Dekh.

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Nazr jb tumsy milti hey main k

Nazr jb tumsy milti hey main khud ko bhool jaatee hoon,

Bus ik dharkan dharakti hy, mein khud ko bhool jaatee hon,

Tumhain milnay sy pehlay main bohat sajtee sanwartee hon,

Magar jb tum sanwartay ho main khud ko bhool jatee hon,

Main aksar kitaabon pe tayra hi naam likhtee hon,

Magar kuch tum jo likhty ho main khud ko bhool jatee hon,

Main aksar yhi kehti hon, main tum sy pyaar kartee hon,

Magar jb tum yeh kehtay ho main duniya bhool jatee hon

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Tishnagi roz mulaqaat main reh

Tishnagi roz mulaqaat main reh jati hai..

meri ek baat kahin baat main reh jati hai..

chand aankhon se guzarta hai guzar jata hai..

chandni dil ke muzafaat main reh jati hai..

khwab ma haath mila kar wo chla jata hai..

aur phir ek dhanak haath main reh jati hai..

uss ka chehra to nikal jaaye meri sochon se..

roshni mere khayalaat main reh jati hai..

jab woh raanayi se uth jaye mere pehlu se..

ik tanhayi meri zaat main reh jati hai

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Ob@idull@h Aleem

Ob@idull@h Aleem

Banaa gulaab to kaaNTen chubhaa gayaa ik shaKhs

Huaa chiraaG to ghar hii jalaa gayaa ik shaKhs

Tamaam rang mere aur saare Khvaab mere

Fasaanaa kah ke fasaanaa banaa gayaa ik shaKhs

Main kis havaa men uDuuN kis fazaa men laharaauuN

Dukhon ke jaal har-suu bichhaa gayaa ik shaKhs

PalaT sakuuN main na aage baDh sakuuN jis par

Mujhe ye kaun se raaste lagaa gayaa ik shaKhs

Muhabbaten bhii ajiib us kii nafaraten bhii kamaal

Merii tarah kaa hii mujh men samaa gayaa ik shaKhs

Vo mahataab thaa marham-ba-dast aayaa thaa

Magar kuchh aur sivaa dil dukhaa gayaa ik shaKhs

Khulaa ye raaz ke aaiinaa-Khaanaa hai duniyaa

Aur is men mujh ko tamaashaa banaa gayaa ik shaKhs

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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?

Sardarji thinks N thinks hard

&

comes to a conclusion:

I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

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A boy 2 pathan: mai agar

A boy 2 pathan:

mai agar chahon to tamam pathano ko janat se nikal kar jahanum main la sakta hoon.

Pathan:kaise?

Boy:main jahanum me naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

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kisi ne kha Phool se k

kisi ne kha Phool se

k

mujh ko bata

tu aaj tak ku khilta raha

tu ne to di sub ko khushbo

tujh ko kiya milta raha ?

Phool ne muskura kar kha abhi tu nadan hia

Jeevan ke Sachey Pyar se abhi tu anjan hia

dene ke badley kuch lena

wo tu aik karobar hai

jo de ker bhi kuch na mangey

wo hi tu Sacha Pyar hai.

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AAPKO= apna muqaddar bta

AAPKO=

apna muqaddar btate hain hm,

AAPKO-

sb se zyda chahte hain hum,

AAP:

dosti ka rishta tor na dena,

Q K

isi rishte ke dm pe muskrate hain hum,:-)

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Select A Time Then i tel u k a

Select A Time Then i tel u k ap ke shadi kis se ho ge

1:10

2:10

3:10

4:10

5:10

6:10

7:10

8:10

Reply its Intresting.

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Question : Why do girls close

Question : Why do girls close

their eyes while kissing a guy?

Guess…

Guess

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.

.

Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon

ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

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Being with youbr

Being

with

you

makes

e

very

moment

of

mine

a

celebration ..!!

EID Mubarak !!

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Anti ka num send kro jaldi

Anti ka numbr send kro jaldi.

send this to ur frndz nd check how many fools rply

“oye konsi Anti?

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Mola AS Se Lo Lagao Chalo K

Mola (A.S) Se Lo Lagao Chalo Karbala Chalein

Ek Qafila Banao Chalo Karbala Chalein

Zaad e Safar Imam e Zamana (A.S) Se Mang Kar

Parh Kar Darood Aao Chalo Karbala Chalein

Saye Ki Tarha Mot Hai Peechhay Lagi Hui

Barh Kar Alam Utaho Chalo Karbala Chalein

Ab Koi Mulak Fitnay Se Khali Nahi Raha

Duniya Se Hath Uthao Chalo Karbala Chalein

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Ye mst mst be misal ankhenbr

Ye mst mst be-misal ankhen

Nashy sy hr dm nidhal ankhen

Draz palken wisal ankhen

Musawri ka kmal ankhen

Uthen to hosh-o-hwas cheenen

Giren to kr den kmal ankhen

Koi ha in k karm ka talib

Kisi ka shoq-e-wisal ankhen

Na yun jalayen na yun stayen

Karen to koch ye khyal ankhen

Hain jeene ka bahana yaro

Ye rooh parwar jamal Aankhen

Sharab Rab nay haram kar di

Mgr kyun rakhi halal ankhen

Hzaron in say qatal huwy hain

Khuda k bandy smbhal ankhen. (,”) Anjum (“,)

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What Came First, The Chicken O

What Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg? ?

?

?

?

?

?

?

Dinosaurs Laid Eggs Long Before There Were Chickens! :p

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Juma Tul Mubarik k 2 Masnoon k

Juma-Tul-Mubarik k 2 Masnoon kaam. 1- Sorah Kahaf ki Tilawat karna. 2- Aap sallallahu alayihi wasallam per kasrat se Durood Sharif bhaijhna.

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SHUKAR HAI,

Mere mobile k sub button thek hain

Sorry 2 dsturb u..

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MERI SAADGI MERA JURAM HAI

“MERI SAADGI MERA JURAM HAI”

Yahan chahton ka sila Nahi,

Yaha Dosti ka Maza Nahi.

Yaha Janay Kaisy Hawa Chali,

“RAHI” Doston Main Wafa Nahi.

Yaha Jal Gaya Mera Aashian,

Abhi Badalon ko Pata Nahi.

Teray Dar Pe Dastak Dei Sakon,

Ye Haq Tum ne Mujey Dia Nahi.

Main “RAHI” Hoon Rahi-e-Umeed ka,

Mujey Manzilon ka Pata Nahi.

Bey Bus Hoon Jahan Main Itna,

Jaisey Mera koi “KHUDA” Nahi.

meri saadgi mera juram hai,

koi aur meri khata nahi…

R.A..RAHI

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Teri Judai Mai Dil Beqarar Na

Teri Judai Mai Dil Beqarar Na Karon,

Tu Hukam Day to Tera Intzar Na Karon.

Bewafai Karni he To is Qader Kar,

K Tere Baad Kisi Pe Aitbar Na Karon.

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** Sogai Shehr Ki Hr Aik Gali

*”* Sogai Shehr Ki Hr Aik Gali, Ab To Aaja K Rat Bheeg Chali,

*”* Koi Jhonka Chala To Dil Dil Dharka, Dil Dhrkate Hi Teri Yad Aai

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haal e Gam un ko sunaate jaayi

haal-e-Gam un ko sunaate jaayiye

shart ye hai ke muskuraate jaayiye

aap ko jaate na dekhaa jaayegaa

shammaa ko pahale bujhaate jaayiye

shukriyaa lutf-e-musal_sal kaa magar

gaahe gaahe dil ko dukhaate jaayiye

dushmanon se pyaar hotaa jaayegaa

doston ko aazamaate jaayiye

raushnii mahaduud ho jin kii ‘Khumaar’

un charaaGon ko bujhaate jaayiye

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KHALIQ se mangna shujaat heb

KHALIQ se mangna shujaat he

Agr de dy to Rehmat he na dy to hikmat he

Makhloq se mangna zilat he

Agr de dy to ehsan he

na dy to shrmindgi he

(Hazrat Ali (A.S)

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Ghum Ki Barish Ne Bhee Teray N

Ghum Ki Barish Ne Bhee Teray Naqsh Ko Dhoya Nahin
Tu Nay Mujh Ko Khoo Diya, Mainay Tujhay Khoya Nahin

Jurm Adam Ney Kiya Or Nasl-e-Adam Ko Sazaa
Kaatt Ta Hoon Zindagi Bhar Jo Mainay Boyaa Nahin
@

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SmS RATES Y

SmS RATES…………

Year 2001: Rs 2

Year 2002: Rs 1

Year 2003: Rs 75

Year 2004: Rs 50

Year 2006/07: Free

Ab B SmS Nahi Karoogi To Kia Tab Karoogi

Jab SmS Karne K Pese Milenge…..

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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+ + + WISH

.+” “+” “+.
“. WISH .”
“+. U .+”
“*” *
*._.*A
*._.*BEAUTIFUL*._.*
*._.*DAY*._.*
*._.**._.*
*._*OF HAJJ*
Tamam musalmano ko
*._.*HAJJ MUBARAK*._.*$

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Tume ko chaha hai tume ko pana

Tume ko chaha hai tume ko pana hai,mohabat srf tum se hai yahe tum ko btana hai,kya kr lay gay ye duniya walay mera,bs yahe khof tum ko b dil se mtana hai.

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KHASS aur AAM Dost Mein Itna H

KHASS aur AAM Dost Mein Itna Hi Faraq Hota Hai

Aam Dost Sirf Tareef Karta Hai

Lekin

KHASS Dost Tareef k Saath -Sath Tanqeed Bhi Karta Hai.

Hazrat ALI (R.A)

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EVERY relation is beautiful bu

EVERY relation is beautiful but real Love is most beautiful!

Every light is good bt sunlight is best

Evry friend is sweet

bt

Meri bat hi kuch or hai yAr.

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*Loving Qustion*

*Loving Qustion*

Jis Sy Pyar Kiya Jaye Kiya Us Sy Shadi Krna Zarori Hy?

Yes Or No With Reason…!

Reply must

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1 Pehlwan ki tang neeli ho gai

1 Pehlwan ki tang neeli ho gai.

Hakeem:zeher phel gya h katni paregi.

3din bad 2sri b neeli hogai.

Hakeem:ye b katni paregi zehar kafi phel gya

2no kaat k plastic ki tangen lga den

8 din bad plastic ki tangen b neeli ho gæn.

Hakeem:Ab smjh aya,tmhari dhoti ka rang utarta hai, preshani ki koi bat nhi

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Quote of the day: I car

Quote of the day:

“I care not what others think of what I do,

But I care very much about what I think of what I do..

That is character.

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Ay Allah tujh apny Habib Hazra

Ay Allah tujh apny Habib Hazrat Muhammad Mustufa Sallal laho Alleh Wasalim ka wasta

Allah Hamary Pakistan ko Aman ka gehwara bana dy…(Aameen)

Pakistan main rehny wali Hr Qom Her Zaban ko ik dosry ka sahara ya iss ka dost banady…(Aameen)

Ay Allah Mari aur mary Maa Bap ki mughfirat Ata farma..(Aameen)

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Dekha palat k us ne k hasrat

“Dekha palat k us ne k hasrat usay b thi,

“Hm jis pr mit gaye thay muhabat usay b thi.!

“Chup ho gaya tha dekh kr wo b idher udher,

“Duniya se meri tarha shikayat usay b thi.!

“Ye soch kr andheray galay se lga lye,

“Raaton ko jaagnay ki adat usay b thi.!

“Wo ro dia tha muj ko pareshan dekh kr

“Us din hala’n k meri zaroorat usay b thi.

“Un patharon k sath nibhani pari usay,

Wasi,

Jin se faqat muje ni nafrat usay b thi.

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amzing fact quaid e

‘”amzing fact”

quaid-e-azam ke zindagi me 3 din sab se eham hain

1 “paidaish 25 dec”

2 “wafat 11 sep”

3 “zadi 14 aug”

sab se phalay 14 aug aati hai 14 aug ko jo din hota hai 11 sep or 25 dec ko bhi woi dinho ga.

hr saal asa hi hoga. for example is saal

14 august ko “jumma” tha

11 september ko bhi “jumaa” tha or

25 december ko bhi “jumma” tha

or agar mathematically bhi daikhain to yeh din bhoat ajeeb hain

25 – 11 = 14 aug

25 – 14 = 11 sep

11 + 14 = 25 dec

its amazing’

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Hum doston ko bhulte nahi hain

Hum doston ko bhulte nahi hain,

Magar yeh baat jatate nahi hain…

Doston ko hamesha rakhte hain yaad,

Hum bhulne ke liye dost banate nahi hain…

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tumhaare lahaje men jo garmii

tumhaare lahaje me.n jo garmii-o-halaavat hai

ise bhalaa saa ko_ii naam do vafaa kii jagah

ganiim-e-nuur kaa hamalaa kaho a.Ndhero.n par

dayaar-e-dard me.n aamad kaho masiihaa kii

ravaa.N-davaa.N hue Khushbuu ke qaafile har suu

Khalaa-e-subah me.n guu.Njii sahar kii shahanaa_ii

ye ek koharaa saa ye dhu.Ndh sii jo chhaa_ii hai

is iltahaab me.n surmagii.n ujaale me.n

sivaa tumhaare mujhe kuchh nazar nahii.n aataa

hayaat naam hai yaado.n kaa talKh aur shiirii.n

bhalaa kisii ne kabhii rang-o-buu ko paka.Daa hai

shafaq ko qaid me.n rakhaa sabaa ko band kiyaa

har ek lamahaa gurezaa.N hai jaise dushman hai

na tum milogii na main ham bhii dono.n lamhe hai.n

vo lamhe.n jaake jo vaapas kabhii nahii.n aate

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Bacha to her mom: ami me

Bacha to her mom:

ami men kese paida hua.?

Mom:mene 1 brtan men mati dal k rakh di kuch din bad us me se tm mily.

Bache ne aisa he kia….

Jb kuch din k bad usne ja k dekha to us me 1 frog tha.

Bacha ghusy se:

Dil to kr raha ha k tuje jaan se maar dun.

PAR KIA KRUN OLAAD HA TU MERI.

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Da candle of hope iz da source

Da candle of hope iz da source of lite 4 successs in life so dont loose it.

Failurez try 2 blow it out bt try to guard it wid both yr handz. Good Luck 2 YU.

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Somewhere, some1 dreams of you

Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u…

sweEty@puPpy

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Sardarji & his wife going to c

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.

Driver adjusted miror.

Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto

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Meray Dil Mai Utro Zara Zara,

Meray Dil Mai Utro Zara Zara,

Mujhay Holay Holay to Pyar Do,

Meri Tishnagi ko Barhaao Phir,

Meri Bey-Kali ko Qaraar Do,

Mujhay Harf Harf Samait Lo,

Muje Lafz Lafz Shumaar Do,

Jo Umar Bhar na Utar Sakey,

Meri Rooh ko Khud Mai Utar Lo,

Aao Pyar k Is Khail Mai,

Tum Jeet Jao Mujhe Haar Do.

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wo mairy ankh ka sapna hay aga

wo mairy ankh ka sapna hay agar wo samjhay

wo mairy zaat ka hisa hay agar wo samjhay

phol say khushboo juda nhe hoty jis tarhan

us ka or maira aisa rishta hay agar wo samjhay

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When a man opens da door of hi

When a man opens da door of his …….. New car for his Wife.

U can b sure of One Thing …

Either..

The car is New..

or,

DA Wife ;)…..

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*@@* **

*@”””’@*

**( ‘ ; ‘ )**

*(@)-“-(@)*

*(@)(@)*

*

*

*

Here is a

lovely, cute teddy bear 4 u!

*

*it says

“HAPPY Valentine’s day”:-)

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Har tarannum mein mili hai ter

Har tarannum mein mili hai teri aawaaz mujhe,

Ek hii nagmaa sunaataa hai har ek saaz mujhe,

Ishq kaa bhii koyi anjaam huaa kartaa hai,

Ishq mein yaad hai aagaaz hii aagaaz mujhe,

Jaise viiraane se takaraa ke palat_ti hai sadaa,

Dil ke har goshe se aayi terii aavaaz mujhe,

Jo kisii ko bhii na chaahe use chaahna,

Umr bhar apni mohabbat par rahaa naaz mujhe,

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teri chandni me nahaon me or h

teri chandni me nahaon me or har taraf andhera ho

Ek chadar mein lipte do badan

Ek tera ho ek mera ho

Tere makhmaleen badan mein

Khushboo ke chaman mein

Sadiyon tak woh raat chaley

Sadiyon door savera ho

Tere honton ko jab see doon mein

Apne honton k dhaage se

Ek sanate mein khamoshi se

Teri baahon ne mujh ko ghera ho

Dono lipten ek doojey mein

Ek gaanth si lag jaye badno mein

Mere jism mein ghar mil jaye tujhe

Tere jism mein mera basera ho

Dil kehta hai kuch aisa ho

Tu ban jaye Main aur main ban jaon tu

Bister par tere mere siwa

Sirf junoon aur khamoshi ka dairaa ho

Ek chadar mein lipte do badan

Ek tera ho ek Mera ho.

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PATHAN England me khana khany

PATHAN England me khana khany gaya

Wo MURGHI

khana chahta tha lakin English me Murghi ka naam bhol gya

Waiter:Wt do u want?

PATHAN: EGG’s MOTHER plz.

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A Deen k mufti tho aqidat ka s

A Deen k mufti tho aqidat ka safar dekh

Har matami k khon say aloda kamar dekh

Jis nay jahan b rokna chahi Azadari

Tareekh min un kutay kaminon ka hashar dekh

Har simth say matam ki sada aiay gi tujko

Tho Fatima Zahra ki duaon ka asar dekh

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Wo Shakhs Meri Jaan Bana Rehta

Wo Shakhs Meri Jaan Bana Rehta Hai.

Uska Pyar Meri Pehchaan Bana Rehta Hai.

Koi Muntzir Hai Uska Kitni Shiddat Se,

Wo Janta Hai Magar Anjaan Bana Rehta Hai.

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Tum ko mubarak khushi M

Tum ko mubarak khushi

Mere liye gham sahi

Meri mohbbat meri wafa ka

Shayad sila tha yehi

Main ne dil lutne ka tamasha

Pathar ban k dekha

Pyar k badle dard mila hay

Kiya khoya kiya paya

Muj ko shikayat

Taqdeer se hay

Tum se naheen shikwa

Sath guzare the jo hum ne

Woh lamhaat bhula do

Pal do pal ka sath tha apna

Tum woh sath bhula do

Pyar ki kasmeen pyar k wahde

Har ek baat bhula do

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Mosam ko Dekha kitna Haseen he

Mosam ko Dekha kitna Haseen he

Thandi Hawayeñ Or Bheegi zameen He

Yaad aa Rahi Hai ap ki kuch Baataiñ

Aap Bhi yaad kar Rahe Hongy itna yaqeen Hey

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@,,@

( @,,@ )

“(-)”

jag rahy ho kia?

aankhen bnd kro..!

(~,,@ )

” (-) ”

1 nahi dusri b bnd kro..!

(~,,~)

“(-)”

ShabaSh

“Good night”

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Feelings are many but words ar

Feelings are many but words are few,

clouds are dark but sky is blue;

Love is a paper, life is glue,

every thing is false, only My Love is TRUE.

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Mujhay eemaan teri mohabbaton

Mujhay eemaan teri mohabbaton pay apni saans ki tarah..

Bus aik baar meray sir ki qasam khao badal to na jao gay..

Tum jo door raho to manzilain meri andhera hain..

Bus aik baar mujhay yaqeen dilao badal to na jao gay..

Aaj tumhari judai ka khof maaray ja raha hay..

Faqat aik baar mujh ko behlao badal to na jao gay..

Dil ghuta ghuta sa hay, aankh bhi to purnum hay..

Mujhay bus aik baar samjho bdl to na jaogy tm?

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juda honey k mausam mai juda h

juda honey k mausam mai juda hona bhi parhta hai

jisey mushkil se paya ho usey khona bhi parhta hai

khudi pe maan itna hai kabhi murh kar nahi daikha

jisey kehdoo’n k mera hai usey hona bhi parhta hai

abhi to fasl e gul ho, misl e gul ho zehn mai rakhna

k jab waqt e khiza’n aaye tau phir rona bhi parhta hai

mujhey nindain nahee’n bhatee’n k misl e marg hoti hain

magar ikk khwab k lalach mai phir sona bhi parhta hai

hamesha hansta rehta hoo’n chhupa k gham zamaney se

magar jab tera naam aaye tau phir rona bhi parhta hai

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huii hai shaam to aankhon main

huii hai shaam to aankhon main bas gayaa phir tuu

kahaan gayaa hai mere shahar ke musaafir tuu

bahut udaas hai ik shaKhs tere jaane se

jo ho sake to chalaa aa usii kii Khaatir tuu

merii misaal ki ik naKhl-e-Khushk-e-saharaa hon

teraa Khayaal ki shaaKh-e-chaman kaa taair tuu

main jaanataa hon ke duniyaa tujhe badal degii

main maanataa hon ke aisaa nahiin bazaahir tuu

hansii Khushii se bichhar jaa agar bichharanaa hai

ye har maqaam pe kyaa sochataa hai aaKhir tuu

‘Faraz’ tuune use mushkilon main daal diyaa

zamaanaa saahib-e-zar aur sirf shaayar tuu

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Koi 1 num btaye then i tl u k

Koi 1 num btaye then i tl u k larkay or larkian daikh kr apko kya kahtay hain.

101

202

303

404

505

606

707

808

909

Reply soon.

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Boht Azim Insan Tha Jis Ne Ye A,B,C Banai

Magr 1 Mistake Kr Gaya

Nalaiq Ne

“I” Ko “U”

Se Boht Dor Kr Dya.

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As days go by, my feelings get

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,

To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.

Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,

Day & Night my thought r of U..

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[¤GAZAL¤] Tmhar

[¤GAZAL¤]

Tmhary shear ka m0sam bära suhana £agy,….

Main ek sham chura £ou agr burä na £agy,….

Jo d0ubna ha t0 itnay säc0un sy d0ub,….

K Aas päs ki £ahroo k0 bhi pta na £agy,….

Tmhary bs main agr ho to bh0ol jaoo hamy,….

Tmhy bh0lany main “SHAYAD” hamy zamana £agy,….

Nä jany kia hy is ki udas ankho main,…..

Wö mu Chupa k bhi jay to by wafa na £agy,…..

Hmäry Payr sy jalny £agi ha ab dunia,…..

Dua kro kasi DUSHMAN ki bdua na £agy,…..^^^

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Khpala Sada Na Da Kho Mung Na

Khpala Sada Na Da Kho Mung Na Sadagan Jora V

Pagalan Na U Kho Zamung Na Pagalan Jora V

Haghe Zama Da Akhiri Salgo Arman Kary De,

Margia Sabar Sha Razi Lag Ghundy Zan Jora V

Bangri Pa Khpala Mata V Rata Pa Sar Da Seny,

Pa Spen Kafan Ba Me Da Sro Wino Baran Jora V

Khpaly Hamzoly Ra Bali Kri Salah Mashware,

Da Marg Jara La Me Rangin Ghundy Bayan Jora V

“Saila” Shamy Balawe Rata Da Qabar Pa Sar

Zama Da Marg Pa Khushalay Ke Cheraghan Jora V

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Ae kash kahin aisa hota do DIL

Ae kash kahin aisa hota do DIL hotay seenay may,

Aik toot b jata ISHQ may tau takleef na hote jenay may

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Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Gar

Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi

Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy,

Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye

Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein

Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha,

Ye Sab Pakistan Se Ayen Hen

Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.

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NAZOUKI UN KEY LAB KI KIA KEHY

NAZOUKI UN KEY LAB KI KIA KEHYE

PANKHARI EK GULAB KI SI HAI

MEER IN NEEM BAZ AANKHON MAIN

SARI MASTI SHARAB KI SI HAI.

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1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Larki

1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Larki Ka Putla Dekha,

Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.

Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.

BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.

Sardar:

Teri Bhen Nu Lun,

Botal Ander Ee tor dittiooo.

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When we two parted In si

When we two parted

In silence and tears,

Half broken-hearted,

To sever for years,

Pale grew thy cheek and cold,

Colder thy kiss;

Truly that hour foretold

Sorrow to this.

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Mein udas rasta hon shaam ka

Mein udas rasta hon shaam ka

Mujhe ahaton ki talash hai

Ye sitare hain sb bujhe bujhe

Mujhe hugnouon ki talash hai

Hr khushi hai mujhse khafa khafa

Mujhe zindagi ki talash hai

Meri piyas mein wo talab nhi

Mujhe tishnagi ki talash hai

Ik hajoom sa hai rawan dawan

Mujhe doston ki talash hai

Meri zindagi hai bs ik rasta

Mujhe manzilon ki talash hai

Najane kia hai jo kho gya

Mujhe SHAID uski talash hai…..

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Bacha! Papa aaj se school may

Bacha! Papa aaj se school may 1 period SEX EDUCATION ka be shuru ho gaya hai

Papa!Good, lakin tum apni LULLI Q hila rahay ho?

Bacha!Papa HOME WORK mila hai;-)

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** Dhuwan Sa Hai Jo ye Aakash

*”* Dhuwan Sa Hai Jo ye Aakash K Kinare Par,

*”* Lagi Hai Aag Kahi Rat S Kinary Pr,

*”* Ye Kaale Kaus Ki Pur Hol Rat Hai Sathi,

*”* Kahin Aman Na milegi Tujhe Kinare Par

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Friends r like fishing

Friends r like fishing.

U have to sit Patiently for a Long time to catch a good one.

Just like I caught u!

So be nice wid me otherwise I will FRY YOu ;-)

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aaj yun mosum ne di jashn e mo

aaj yun mosum ne di jashn-e-mohabbat ki khabar

phoot ker roney lagey hain main,mohabbat aur tum

hum ne joonhi ker liya mehsoos manzil hai qareeb

rastey khoney lagey hain main,mohabbat aur tum

chaand ki kirnon ne hum ko is tra bosa diya

dewtaa honey lagey hain main,mohabbat aur tum

dhar giya ilzaam jab bhi apni hurmat per koi

baarshain dhoney lagey hain main,mohabbat aur tum

aaj phir mehroomion ki daastaanain orh ker

khaak sir dhoney lagey hain main,mohabbat aur tum…..

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Meray khuabon ka her ek naksh

Meray khuabon ka her ek naksh mita day koi

sokhay patto ka bacha dair jala day koi

meri pahchan ka ek shaks isi shehar may hai

may bhi zinda hon zara uss ko bata day koi

kuch to tanhai ka ahsas mujah kum ho gha

meray saey se ager mujko mila day koi

meray khuabon ka her ek naksh mita day koi

sokhay patto ka bacha dair jala day koi

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Never KISS a lady police,

Never KISS a lady police,

She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,

She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,

She will say, repeat it 5 time

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YuN DiL Na LAgy Na Drd UthY,

YuN DiL Na LAgy Na Drd UthY,

Mat ROz M¡Lo tO Acha Ha¡..

Na PYar BaRhy Na JHAgra hO,

TuM DOor BsO tO Acha Ha¡..

K¡S¡ PhOol sY M¡Lty ChEhrY Ko,

MEr¡ DUn¡Ya DekhNa ChahY Gi

!

Jo PAas TUmhare KUch B NaH¡,

PaRdaY Me RaHo tO Acha Ha¡

!

Is PYar K¡ SUndEr BaHoN Me,

Ab BaHa¡n Dal K So B ChUko

!

YuN G G K Ab MrNe Se,

Mr Mr K GeO tO

AcHa Ha¡

!

Le Kr ZaNj¡reN HatHoN Me,

KucH LOg TuMhaR¡ TAak Me HeN

!

Ae IshQ HmaR¡ GaL¡yOn Me,

Na Or PH¡ro tO AcHa Ha¡..!

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Bachpan m muje Palit banay ka

Bachpan m muje Palit banay ka shok tha….

Fraz..

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Lagia Chars ka Sota aur Khud he Jahaz Ban gia.

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W0 Subah ka alarm, Phr b

W0 Subah ka alarm,

Phr b ankh khulay Late..

W0 Yar0 Se Shugal,

Attendence Bolna Late..

W0 Free Period Ki AAs,

0r Choti C Break..

W0 Paper Ki Tensi0n,

0r Karna time Waste..

Wo Tukkay SE sahi Jwab dena,

Or frndz Se kehna

“0 Yar U Knw I’m great”

Wo parhe baghair test dena,

Aur number twenty main se eight..

Wo chutti k waqt masti,

Aur bag ka thora sa wait..

Isi lye to kehte hain STUDENT LYF iz great..

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Titliyoun ko pakarna uski adat

Titliyoun ko pakarna uski adat thi

Hr ek se milna uski adat thi

Wo jisko tanhai se dar lgta tha

Mgr

tanhai me rehna Uski adat thi

Wo ek ansoo girne pr khafa hota

Jise tanhai me rone ki adat thi

Hmesha maafi maangne ki gharz se

Roz neyi galtiyan krna uski adat thi

Wo jo dil-o-jaan nichawar krti thi muj pr

Mgr

choti si baat pe roothna uski adat thi

Hum us k sath chal diye y jaante huwey ß

Raah me hr ek ko chor dena us ki Aadat thi,,

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Mohabbat K Sapney

Mohabbat

K Sapney

Dekhata Boht Hy,

Wo Raaton

Ko Mujh Ko

Jagata Bhi Boht Hy,

Me Aankhon

Me KajaL

Lagaon Tu Kese?

In Aankhon

Ko ZaLim RuLata Bhi Tu Boht Hai

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Na jo thum sakay kisi aur say,

Na jo thum sakay kisi aur say,

Main bujhta aik chiragh hoon,

Mera room room dard dard,

Meray dukh ka sira nahin,

Meri laghzishon main pali barhi,

Koi khoi kahani bhi hai,

To jo sath hai to sukoon naheen,

To jo rooth gia to azab hai,

meri zindagi hai aik goo mago,

mujhay roshni milti naheen

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A Paper Flying In Air br

A Paper Flying In Air

Is Due 2 Its Luck

Bt A Bird Is Flying Due 2 Its Effort.

So If Luck Is Not Wid U

Efforts R Always There 2 Support u.

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Aye Chand Jab wo teri

Aye Chand…

Jab wo teri tarf dekhain

Toh unhain kuch yaad delana

Phir chupkey se un k pass jana

Aur kehna….!

Tumhain koi yaad karta hai.

Teri umeed karta hai kohi

Ajj bhi tumhain dekh kar

Eid karta hai koi.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Har Dharkan Main Ek Raaz Hota

Har Dharkan Main Ek Raaz Hota Hai…

Baat Ko Batane Ka Ek Andaz Hota Hai…

Jab Tak Thoka Na Lage Bewafayee Ki…

Har Ki Ko Apne Pyaar Pe Naaz Hota Hai

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** Karta H Qabool Kon Mujhko

*”* Karta H Qabool Kon Mujhko ? Kate Hwe Hath Ki Dua Hun,

*”* Such Ye Hai K Ajnabi Hun Khud Se, Kehne Ko Men Sb S Aashna Hun,

*”* SILENT *”*

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Prayer is the most powerful we

Prayer is the most powerful weapon against downfall,

the most effective medicine against sickness,

and the most valuable gift to someone we care.

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2 Lahori larkey mar gaye

2 Lahori larkey mar gaye

Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye

But

Unhon ne janat ma bari kutt khai!

Pata ha kiyo?

Janat ma Farishto ko kehty hain

“Yaar jannat to achi hy Sb kch hy 70 hurain b hn,

Pr:

Lahore Lahore ey.. :)

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Dil se tera Khayal na jaaye to

Dil se tera Khayal na jaaye to main kya karoon??

Tu hi bata tu yaad bahot aaye to main kya karoo?

Hasrat ye hain ke ek nazar dekhloon tujhko…

Magar Qismat wo lamha na laaye to main Kya karoo???

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Aey Waqt Tou Tham Ja,

Aey Waqt Tou Tham Ja,

Mujhe Yaad Kisi Ko Kerne De,

Mujhe Pyar Hua Ek Sung Dil Se,

Jo Koi Baat Mujhe Na Kerne De,

Her Waqt Mujhe Wo Yaad Aaye,

Phir Dil Se Ye Aawaz Aaye,

Ye Kesi Chahat Hay Uski,

Jo Jeenay De Na Marnay De..M,,E

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Bas rahe the yahin salijuq bhi

Bas rahe the yahin salijuq bhi, toorani bhi,

Ahl-e-chin cheen mein, Iran mein sasaani bhi,

Isi maamoore mein aabad the Yunaani bhi,

Isi duniya mein Yahudi bhi the, Nusraani bhi,

Par tire naam pe talwar uthai kis ne,

Baat jo bigri huri thi who banaai kis ne?

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Ameer k bachay at Habib bank

Ameer k bachay at Habib bank top roof…..

Woow man what a great view….

Gareebo k bachay…………..

Ao dhekten han kiska thook pehle neche jata hai…

“ Lady Jasoos ”

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Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi

Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,

Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,

Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,

College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.

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Mere Aansoo Mere Andar Girte H

Mere Aansoo Mere Andar Girte Hain

Jaise Darya Beech Samandar Girte Hain

Teri Yaaden Woh Tufaan Uthati Hain

Ek Ek Kar Ke Saare Manzar Girte Hain

Kitni Laheren Shairoon Main Dhal Jati Hain

Soch Ke Pani Main Jab Pathar Girte Hain

Hum Ne Thokar Kha Kar Chalna Seekha Hain

Aur Hain Woh Jo Thokar Kha Kar Girte Hain

Rone Wale Yeh Tujh Ko Maloom Nahin

Tere Aansoo Mere Dil Par Girte Hain

Tum Bas Is Ka Rog Laga Kar Baithe Ho

Sapnon Ke Yeh Ghar To Aksar Girte Hain

Kaat Raha Hai Koi Aankhoon Mein

Takiye Per Yeh Khuwab Jo Shab Bhar Girte Hain.

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Honton Pay Baat Aaye Tou Kya K

Honton Pay Baat Aaye Tou Kya Karon?

Koi Itna Yaad Aaye Tou Kya Karon?

Dil Karta Hai Ke Us Ko Aik Lamhe Ke Liye Dekh Lon

Lekin Woh Lamha Hi Na Aaye Tou Kya Karon

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Aaj uthi phir palkein khud se

Aaj uthi phir palkein khud se hii ker ke waada khilafi

Roz ki tarah, hurr baar ki tarah mili kashmukash mein nazrein

Durd mein jhukii palkein, khud per hii ker ke sitam

Pachashm-e-nam reh gaye phir hum jub mili kushmukash mein nazrein

Bujhtey huwey dekhe apni aankhon ke saamne iss dil ke chirrag

Chubhta raha aankhon mein uss chhirag ka dhuwan

Nazar ka hii kasoor hai, uss ne hii ki yeh gustakhi

Aadat si ho gaye dekhne ki, acha laga jub mili kashmukash mein nazrein

Churana bhi hai aur milana bhi hai, samjh na aaye

Ajeeb kaifiyat se guzrey jub mili kashmukash mein nazrein

Aaj bhi khud se waada kia lekin torne ko jee chahey

Na jaane kaisi rahat milti hai jub mili kashmukash mein nazrein

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1 DOCTOR BACHE KA SUNNAT KARNE

1 DOCTOR BACHE KA SUNNAT KARNE AAYA

DOC:-

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BETA! WO DEKO OPER SONE KA BULB LAGA HOWA HY

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BACHA:-

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OBADAY GHAIM KA SHEEEE LA DE GOTAY YORRAY

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Bikkharti rait per kis naqsh k

Bikkharti rait per kis naqsh ko abad rakhey gaa….,

Wo mujh ko yad bhi rakhey to kitna yad rakhey gaa…,

Usey bunyad rakhni hai abhi dil mai muhabbat ki…..,

mgr yeh sang wo seney per mere bad rakhey ga…….,

Palat ker bhi nhi dekhni teri yeh berukhi Mohsin….,

Bhula den gey tjhe aisey k tu bhi yad rakhey gaa…

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?? QUESTION ?? Aa

?? QUESTION ??

Aap agar mujh se sachhey DIL se koi aik cheez humesha k liye maangna chaho to wo kya hogi??

ANS= (________)

No Jokes

REPLY MUST MUSTTTTTT

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Jab dekhon mujhe to apni nigha

Jab dekhon mujhe to apni nighaein thaam ker dekhna ,,

Kahin meri dard bari nighaon se tumhain muhabaat na ho jae ,,

(sahil)

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ye waday hum nay Dekhay hain k

ye waday hum nay Dekhay hain k aksar tot jatay hain

Muhbat hum say karni hai to phir zid bhi nahi karna,

ye zid bhi hum Nay dekhi hai k sathi chhot jatay hain

Muhbat hum say karni hai to phir tohfa nahi daina,

ye tohfay hum nay Dekhay hain buht majbor kartay hain

Muhbat hum say karni hai to phir shikwa nahi karna,

ye shikway hum nay Dekhe hain dilon ko dor karte hain

Muhbat hum say karni hai to phir roya na karna,

ye aanson hum nay Dekhay hain dilon ko cheer detay hain

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In The Flower My Rose Is You,

In The Flower My Rose Is You,

In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,

In The Sky My Moon Is You,

I”m Only Body My Heart Is You,

That”s Why I Always MISS YOU!

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TERI HAR KHATA MANZOOR HAI,b

TERI HAR KHATA MANZOOR HAI,

TERA HAR SHIKWA KABOOL HAI,

NAHI JANTE K KYA RISHTA HAI TUJH SE,

PAR JO BHI HAI WOH TAHE DIL SE MANZOOR HAI..

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Remember the laughter, t

Remember the laughter,

the joy,

the hard work,

and the tears.

And as you reflect on the past year,

also think of the new one to come.

Because most importantly,

this is a time of new beginnings

and the celebration of life.”

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Boy frnd Bohat romanti

Boy frnd

(Bohat romantic andaz me):

Jaan dekho main tumhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya!!!

Girl frnd:Kiya?

boy frnd:

bareek kangi.

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Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya..

Bel bjae to ek chota bacha bahir nkla..

Admi bola: beta apke abu ghr par hai??

Bacha: nai wo to bzar gae huwe ha..

Admi: acha apne bade bhai ko bulado..

Bacha: wo cricket khelne gae huwe ha..

Admi: acha to tmhari ami to ghar par hnge?

Bacha: g ni! Wo mamu k ghar gae hai..

Wo admi jal k bola tou beta kya ap akele hai??

Bacha: nai me khud apne dost k ghar aya huwa hoon ;) :p

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Armano Se Dil Ka HOUSEFUL Hy

Armano Se Dil Ka “HOUSEFUL” Hy

Pyar Hoga Ya Nhi Ye To “DOUTFUL” Hy

Is Dunya Me Har Chiz “WONDERFUL” Hy

LEKIN

Zindagi Ap Jese Dosto Se Hi To “BEAUTIFUL” hai.

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Supposing you have tried and f

Supposing you have tried and failed again and again. You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing that we call “Failure” is not the falling down, but the staying down

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Kosar Ka Saqi Ka Woh Nawasa Hu

Kosar Ka Saqi Ka Woh Nawasa Hussain (A.S) Tha

Jab Karbala K Dasht Mein Pyasa Hussain (A.S) Tha

Badal Yazeediyat K Jo Pehlay Thay Char Su

Un Mein Chamakta Ek Sitara Hussain (A.S) Tha

Karta Woh Kaisay Hath Pe Baiyat Yazeed (L.A) Ki

Us Waqt Sab Se Arfa o Aala Hussain (A.S) Tha

Hilnay Laga Tha Arsh e Elahi Bhi Us Ghari

Jab Karbala Ki Rait Per Tarpa Hussain (A.S) Tha

Pardes Mein Shaheed Jisay Kar Diya Gaya

Woh Mustafa (S.A.W.W) Ki Aankhoon Ka Tara Hussain (A.S) Tha

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sham hi kuch soga

sham hi

kuch sogawar si

thaki thaki khoi khoi

dhal rahi hi rat mi

sahill say sir patakti moji bhi

issi sham ko

alwadaya geet sona rahi hin

har sham ki tarha

yeh sham bhi

tomharay intazar ki shamai bujha kar

shab ki chadar urh rahi hi

sehar ka phir bhi intazar hi

go ki yeh sham bar hi

dil kiyun ye manta nahi

kia wo yeh janta nahi

sogawar yeh jo sham hi

ik baywafa ki nam hi

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Aapko bhool jau umar guzarne k

Aapko bhool jau umar guzarne ki baat hai,

Aap ko naa ho yakin yeh aur baat hai,

Jab tak rahegi saas tab tak rahonge yaad,

Yeh saas tut jaaye to aur baat hai

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Mohabbat Ke Liye Kuch Khaas Di

Mohabbat Ke Liye Kuch Khaas Dil Maqsoos Hote Hai,

Yeh Woh Nagma Hai Jo Har Saaz Pe Bajaya Nahi Jaata

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Kabhi jazbon Kabhi Khuwabon K

‘Kabhi jazbon Kabhi Khuwabon Ki Tijarat Ker K

Dil Ne Dukh_Dard Kamaye Hain Mohabbat Ker K,

Wo Jab Aayen Ge To Mehfooz Milein Ge Unko,

Hum Ne Dafnaye Hain Kuch Khuwab Amant Ker K;

Ek Zara Si Bhool Hoi Or Usay Khho Bethay,

Hum Ne Paya Tha Jise Barson Ibadat Ker k,,???

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Wife: Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do,

Wife: Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do,Naya Parosi Mujhe Dekhne Ki Koshish Karta Hy..

Husband: Aik Bar Dekh Lene Do,Phir Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega..

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Aapki dosti ko ehsaan maangte

Aapki dosti ko ehsaan maangte hai

Nibhana apna imaan maangte hai

Lekin ham wo nahi jo dosti me apni jaan de denge

Kyonk dosto ko to ham apni jaan maante hai..

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milain phir aa kay isi morr pe

milain phir aa kay isi morr per dua kerna

kara hay ub kay hamara safer dua kerna

diyar-e-khawab ki galiyo’n ka jo bhi nuqsha ho

makeen-e-shahar na budlain nazar dua kerna

charagh-e-jaa’n pe iss aa’ndhi main khairiyat guzrey

koi umeed nahi hay magar dua kerna

tumharay baad mere zukhm-e-narsaiee ko

na ho naseeb koi charaagur dua kerna

musafatoo’n main na azaar jee ko lug jaey

mizaaj daa’n na milain humsafer dua kerna

dukhoo’n ki dhoop main daman kasha milain saayee

haray rahain yeh talab kay shajer dua kerna

nishaat-e-qurb main aaiee hay aisie neend mujhay

khulay na aa’nkh meri umer bhar dua kerna

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BREAKING NEWSBazar e Hussun

BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja saka………!!!!!

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FAHAASH Or BURY Msgs fwd Na Kr

FAHAASH Or BURY Msgs fwd Na Krein Or Unhe Roken Q K Quran K Mutabiq

Al-QURAN:

“Be_Shak Wo Log Jo Ehl E iman Me Be-Hayai Phelana Chahty Hain Un K Liye Dunya Or Akhirat Me Dard-Nak Azab Hy

(NOOR-19)

Apne Tmam Dosto Ko Samjayen Humein ALLAH ko Khush Krna Hy Naraz Nhi.

Aj se wada krlo k koi b fahaash ya ganda msg fwd nh krnga.

Ap b is gunah se bachen or apne frnds ko b bachain.

Plz fwd ths message it z ur duty.

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Zara sa dhehaan rakh lena meri

Zara sa dhehaan rakh lena meri pehli muhabat hai

Wafa ka maan rakh lena meri pehli muhabat hai,

Kahan es omar main hum bhais badlen gy faqeeron ka

Milan aasaan rakh lena meri pehli muhabat hai,

Judai k dinon main log chehre bool jaty hain

Meri pehchan rakh lena meri pehli muhabat hai,

Judai to mian seh loon ga mgr tum phir se milny ka

Koi imkan rakh lena meri pehli muhabat hai,

Agar shaya kroo apna pehla sher-e-majmua,

To ye unwaan rakh lena meri pehli muhabat hai.

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ye wafa tou un dino ki baat ha

ye wafa tou un dino ki baat hai faraz……….

Jab makan kachy or log sachy hoa kerty thy

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2 lovers in KFC,

2 lovers in K.F.C,

Larka:

kia khao gi jan?

Larki:

.

.

“Haleem”

mangwalo

Moral:

aur phasao paretabad ki larki….

Hogaye na zalil k.F.C main.

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One who wins without problem,

“One who wins without problem,

its just VICTORY.”

But “One who wins with lots of Trouble,

He Creates HISTORY.”

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Phulon me Gulab achcha lagta h

Phulon me Gulab achcha lagta hai,

to nind me Khwab,

Aap hame SMS bhale na Bhejo..

Hame Aapki Kanjusi ka ye Andaj achha lagta hai!!!

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Success is not Permanent

Success is not Permanent.

And:~

Failure is not Final.

So:~

Never Stop Working after Success.

And:~

Never Stop Trying after Failure.

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Merey sabar ka na ley Imtehaan

Merey sabar ka na ley Imtehaan

Meri khaamoshi ko sada na dey

Jo terey baghair na jee sakey

Usey jeeney ki to duaa na dey

Tu azeez Dil-o-nazar sey hai

Tu qareeb Rag-o-jaan sey hai

Merey Jissm-o-jaan ka yeh faisla

Kaheen waqat aur barha na dey

Tujhe bool ke bhi na bulaa sakoon

Tujhe chah ke bhi na pa sakoon

Meri hasraton ko shumaar kar

Meri chahaton ka silaa na dey

Wo tarap jo shula-e-jaan mein thi

Merey tan badan sey lypat gaye

Jo bujha sakey to buja isey

Na bujha sakey to hawa na dey

Tujhe agar milein kabhi fursatein

Meri shaam phir sey sanwaar dey

Agar qatal karna hai to qatal kar

Yoon judayioon ki saza na dey

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Main Khush Naseebi Hoon

Main Khush-Naseebi

Hoon Teri, Mujhy Raas

Hy Tu

Tera Libaas Hoon Main

Aur Mera Libaas hy Tu

Zindagi Meri Tere Gird

Ghoomti Hy Faqat

Aam Hy Sara Jahan

Mere Liye Ek Khaas Hy Tu

Ajeeb Shai Hy

Mohabbat Main Kahin

Chala Jao’n

Tere Qareeb Hoon Main

Meri Pyaas Hy Tu … !!!

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaza Pe Chor

Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaza Pe Chor Diya

Har Ek Kam Hum Ne Khuda Pe Chor Diya

Woh Hum Ko Yad Rahkta Ya Bhula Deta

Usi Ka Kaam Tha Usi Ki Raza Pe Chor Diya

Us Ki Marzi Bujha De Ya Phir Jala Rakhe

Cheragh Hum Ne Jala Kar Hawa Pe Chor Diya

Us Se Baat Bhi Karte Tu Kis Tarhan Karte

Yeh Masal Dua Ka Tha Dua Pe Chor Diya

Iss Liye Tu Woh Kehte Hain Bewafa Hum Ko

Ke Hum Ne Sara Zamana Wafa Pe Chor Diya……!! !!

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A Special msg 4rm Dr Zakir Na

A Special msg 4rm Dr. Zakir Naik, Dear All, Dont say mosque’say always Masjid,bcz islamic foundation found that mosuqe=mosquitoes,dont write mecca, right Makkah, bcz mecca=house of wines, dont wriete Moh’d write always Complete”Muhammad” bcs moh’d=the dog wid big mouth.forward it as much as u can bcz its more important than our thoughts

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Zeest ko ghr se nikal kr dekho

Zeest ko ghr se nikal kr dekho.

Dhoop ko Dhoop main chal kr deko.

Waqt key aag main jal kr dekho.

kam nahe zakhm e nazar ka imkan.

jidhr b dekho sanbhal kr dekho.

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Hum Wo Ishq Ha Jo Dil Bankar D

Hum Wo Ishq Ha Jo Dil Bankar Dhadakte Hai,

Hum Wo Khushbo Hain Jo Baho Mein Mahakte Hain,

Humse Pyar Na KARNA E-Zalim

Hum Vo Dard Ha Jo Ankho Se Chalakte Ha

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Un married hone ka sab se bara

Un-married hone ka sab se bara faida kya hai ??

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Think

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.

.

Haar mani?

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.

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Ok i tell u

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.

.

.

Aap Bed k dono taraf se utar sakte hain.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Har sitara chand ke kareeb nae

Har sitara chand ke kareeb nae hota Dil ke dolat wala gareeb nae hota Dost tum jesa milta hai mukadar se jise __SUNNY__ Har kisi ka aesa naseeb NAE HOTA

VISIT AND JOIN ME www.sunnykhawaja.webs.com

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mujh unkar hi ker dey magar ku

mujh unkar hi ker dey magar kuch guftogu tu ker

faraz

tera khamosh rehna mujhe takleef deta hy….

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PARVEEN SHAKIR Tu

PARVEEN SHAKIR

Tumhary “KHWAB” sajany me lutf aata hay,

K apna aap “JALANY” me lutf aata hay,

Khuda se apne liye “MAANGTi” hon jab tujh ko,

Mujhy ye “HATH” othany me lutf aata hay,

Teri “YAAD” me bas jaagty rahein shab bhar,

Khud apni “NEEND” churany me lutf aata hay,

Teri “ZAAT” se hay be_panah “PIYAR” hamein,

Tumhary “NAZ” othany me lutf aata hay.AA

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New is the year, new are the h

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year

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Hawa Ban kr Bikharne sE, Ussy

Hawa Ban kr Bikharne sE, Ussy kya farq parta Hy!

Mere Jeene ya marne sE, Ussy kya farq parta Hy!

Ussy To apni khushion sE zara B fursat nahi miLti

Mere gham k Ubharne sE, Ussy kya farq parta Hy!

Us shakhs ki yadon mE TuM rote raho Lakin!

TuMhare aisa krne sE, Ussy kya farq parta Hy

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Muhabbat jeet hoti hai Maghr y

Muhabbat jeet hoti hai Maghr yeh haar jati hai kabi dil soz lamhon sy kabhi bekaar rasmon sy kabi taqdeer walon sy kabhi majboor kasmon sy maghr ye haar jati hai? Kabhi yeh phool jesi hai kabhi yeh dhool jessi hai kabhi yeh chand jessi hai kabhi yeh dhoop jessi hai kabhi masroor krti hai kabhi yeh ROG deti hai kisi ka chaen banti hai kisi ko ROL deti hai kabhi lay PAAR jati hai kabi yeh MAAR jati hai Muhabbat JEET hoti hai Maghr! yeh HAAR jati hai.

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Ye wafa ye mohabat tere nam k

“Ye wafa ye mohabat tere nam ki

Hum ne apni chahat tere naam ki

Sab gham or dard hen hamare liye

Hum ne tamam umar ke kushian tere naam ki

Hamari to na manzil ha na rasta apna

Hum ne phir b apne DIL ki dunia tere naam ki

Hum hen bewafa kabi sochna b mat

Hum ne to ek umar ki wafa tere naam ki”..

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Waqt te sannu bhul chukya ae,

Waqt te sannu bhul chukya ae, Kitte Muqadar vi na bhula de,Pyaar asin is liye nahi karde, kitte koi sannu phir na Ruva de.

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Maan Meri maan Tum

Maan

Meri maan

Tumhari maan

Ham sabki maan

Maan to

Maan hi hoti hai

Mamta ki devi

Jo

Dena hi janti hai

Lena nahin

Marne ke baad bhi

Voh

Zinda rahti hai dilon mein

Mere

Tumhare

Ham sabke

Jab tak ki

Use yaad karnewale

Dil

Dharkna band naa kar dein

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Momin Ki Misaal Tarazoo K Pa

”Momin Ki Misaal Tarazoo K Palray Jessi Hai,

Jiss Qadar Us K Eimaan Mein Izaafa Hota Hai, Utni Hi UsKi Aazmaish Barhti Hai…

Hazrat ALI (R.A)¤

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Badalti Rut Ka Ishara Dekhtay

Badalti Rut Ka Ishara Dekhtay Hain

Ab Kaisay Ho Ga Guzara Dekhtay Hain

Mohabbat Ki Yeh Rasam Bhi Kitni Ajeeb Hai

Janay Walay Palat Kar Dobara Dekhtay Hain

Doobnay Walay Doobnay Se Zara Pehlay

Ek Umeed Per Kinara Dekhtay Hain

Teri Khudayi Se Gila Honay Lagta Hai

Jab Duniya Mein Koi Be Sahara Dekhtay Hain

Kya Mohabbat Humein Bhi Raas Aaye Gi

Aao Apna Apna Sitara Dobara Dekhtay Hain

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Rabb da rutba apni tha te

Rabb da rutba apni tha te

Rabb da rutba apni tha te

yaar da rutba vakh,

rabb nu tarse atma,

te yaar nu tarse akh,

duniya vich vadmule dova de didar,

sab to mehanga sab to aukha

ik khuda te ik yaar.

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It must have been a rainy day

It must have been a rainy day

when you were born,

but it wasnt really rain,

the sky was crying because

it lost his most beautiful angel

happy birthday dear friend..

sweEty@puPpy

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Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pad

Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,

Bhari Barsaat mein jaise phool bikhar pade,

Dukh yeh nahi ki unhone hume alvida kaha,

dukh to yeh hain ki uske baad woh khud ro pade

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I -You and why?b

I ____You.

.and why?

Love, Like, Miss, Hate, Want, Kick, Need, Respect, Kill etc

Send this 2 ur frnds and see how intresting it can b.

But tel me 1st.

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Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhn

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,

Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna,

Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat,

Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna.

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Jalwa dikha k yar ne deewana k

Jalwa dikha k yar ne deewana kr diya….khud shama bangai mujhe parwana kr diya kiya pochte ho muje se mere pas kuch nhi ek dil tha wo b yar ko nazrana kr diya…

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The museum curator called toda

The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday

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Ashkon Ka Kaarvan Liye Hum Zin

Ashkon Ka Kaarvan Liye Hum Zindagi Ke Safar Pe Chalte Rahe,

Teri Yaadonki Khushbu Ke Liye Saansein Lete Rahe,

Tu Na Samajh Paaya Hamari Wafako,

Khair Teri Bewafai ke Sath Hum Wafa Karte Chale…

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If U delete this message thats

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?

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A moj e hawa tu hi bata

A moj-e-hawa tu hi bata

wo dost hamara kesa hai?

jobhol chuka hai hamain kub se

wo janne se piyara kesa hai?

kiya us k jewaan lamhon mai

koi lamha mera baaqi hai?

kiya uski jagti aankhon mai meri yaad baaqi hai?

agr aisa nahi to

tu hi bata hum yaad usey kyun karty hai?

wo hum se bichar k khush hai agar

to pal pal hum kyun martay hai?

a moj-e- hawa tu hi bata

wo dost hmara kesa hai?

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Teacher: Bina ruky batao

Teacher: Bina ruky batao

1 Pakistan ki National assembly ki Speeker kn hi?

2 Meenar-e-Pakistan kahan hi?

3 Satluj Nadi ki Raftar kya hi?

4 Murgi kia deti hi?

Student: Fehmida Mirza Lahore main 140 KM/Hour ki Raftar sy Andey dati hi. :-)

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Love Is Always Patient And Kin

Love Is Always Patient And Kind.

It Is Never Jealous.

Love Is Never Boastful Or Concieted.

It Is Never Rude Or Selfish.

It Does Not Take Offence And Is Not Resentful.

Love Takes No Pleasure In Other People’s Sins,

But Delights In The Truth.

It Is Always Ready To Excuse, To Trust, To Hope,

And To Endure Whatever Comes..

A Walk To Remember..

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All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4

All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me

All I wanted was sum1 who’d b there 4 me

All I ever wanted was sum1 who’d b true

All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U…

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Suna hai pyaar karne waale aje

Suna hai pyaar karne waale ajeeb hote hai,

Khushi se badle gam naseeb hote hai,

Mere dost mohabbat na karna kabhi,

Kyonki pyaar karne waale bade badnaseeb hote hai…

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agar aap ki AANKH khu

agar aap ki

“AANKH” khubsurat hai tò aap kò duniya achi lage gi, Lakin agar aap ki “ZUBAN” khubsurat hai tò aap duniya kò ache lagò ge,

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Musalmaan par Musalmaan ke 5

Musalmaan par Musalmaan ke 5 Haq hai,

1. Salaam ka jawab dena,

2. Mareez ki Eeyadat karna,

3. Janaze ke Hamrah jana,

4. Dawat Kabool karna,

5. Cheenk ka Jawab dena,

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Udas tahreer parrh k meri Mere

Udas tahreer parrh k meri Mere sanam tum Muskra na dena..

ye aakhri khat me likh rha hon, khiyal rakhna jala na dena..

Guzar rahi hai tumhari kaise? Bhicharr k hus sy, Rula k hum ko..

Haqeeqton ko zaror likhna, Anna ki khatir chupa na dena..

Koi jo pochy kidhar gaya wo? jo teri mehfil ka tha sahara..

Jo furqatoun ka sabab bany thy, kisi bashar ko bata na dena..

Main mar bhi jaon to muskrana, Ehsaas-e-gum ki na chott kana..

jo qurb-e-gum sy nigahien bhegien, to rukh sy aanchal hatta na dena..

Lahu sy tahreer kar raha hon, Main apni saari kahani Zaman..

Jo parrh bhi do to pas rakhna, Hawa me tukrry urrra na dena..

Gulzaman Jamali 03023223192

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Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se

Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do

Bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha Paoge

Bhakt: Bhagwaan Koi Upai Bataye

Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat

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Be my Valentine: What does tha

Be my Valentine: What does that mean?

Each of us must walk through life alone,

More deeply desolate than we have known,

Yearning for a truth we”ve never seen.

Valentines are from beyond that dream,

Are like a sunrise on a world of stone.

Little on this journey can we own

Except as miracles might intervene.

No way but through loving might we give

The freedom of our being to another.

In such a sacrifice we hope to live

No longer bound by dreams of flesh and bone,

Even as we bind our lives together

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KHUD KO KAR KANJOS ITNA!!!!

‘KHUD KO KAR KANJOS ITNA!!!!

K HAR SMS BHEJNY SE PHLY,,,

SERVICE SENTER WALY CALL KAR

K POCHIN….

R U SURA?????

U REALY WANT TO SEND THIS

SMS…..??

HAERT-HEAKER BOY’

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** Tamam Rang Urry Ja Rhy The

*”* Tamam Rang Urry Ja Rhy The Uski Taraf, Ajab Tarah Ki Kashsh Aftab E Sham M Thi,

*”* Chamk Raha Tha Hawaon Ki Asteen p Lahoo, Idhr Zamin Baharon K Ehtmam M Thi,

*”* Ye Kis Ne Lut Lye Qafile Sitaron K, Sehr Ki Teegh To ALI abi Niyam M Thi

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pehlay is ko dekha tha ya pehl

pehlay is ko dekha tha ya pehlay is ko chahaa tha

aesi batain kia sochain jb sub iqraar zubaani hon

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Aik terey siwa sab kuch to hai

Aik terey siwa sab kuch to hai paas merey
Kiun kay ab terey liye shayed buhat haqeer hoon mein

Kuch to hai kay jis ki kami si hai Waris~
Haan! muhabbat kay maamley mein aik faqeer hoon mein

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HADITH: One who takes back his

HADITH: One who takes back his gift (which he has already given) is like a dog that swallows its vomit. Bukhari

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tamasha takti rahi dunia hamar

tamasha takti rahi dunia hamari mout ka

“mohsin”

najany kis jurm ki pai hai saza yad nahi.

dedicated to hafiz muneeb and hafiz mughees(killed in sialkot)

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Anger is a killing thing: it k

Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers

4 each rage leaves him less than he had been b4

it takes something from him.

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Doctor pagal se:Tum chat se q

Doctor pagal se:Tum chat se q latak rahe ho?

Pagal:

Mein ek Bulb hun.

Doctor:

To phir tm jal q nhi rahe?

Pagal:

Bhootni k ye Pakistan hy Light gai hui hy.

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Muhabbat ke Rah ma muj sy kabi

Muhabbat ke Rah ma muj sy kabi alak mat hona,,

Warna Rahi-e-muhabbat dohond te raho ge

par “RAHI”nahe mile Ga…

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Raaz e Ulfat Chupa Kay Dekh

Raaz -e- Ulfat Chupa Kay Dekh Liya

Dil Bohat Kuch Jala Kay Dekh Liya

Or Kia Dekhnay Ko Baaki Hay

Aap Say DIL Laga Kay Dekh Liya

Wo Mera Ho Kay Bhi Mera Na Howa

Un Ko Apna Bana Kay Dekh Liya

Aaj Un Ki Nazar Main Kuch Ham Nay

Sab Ki Nazray Bacha Kay Dekh Liya

Faiz Taqmeel -e- Ghum Bhi Ho Na Saki

Ishq Ko Aazma Kay Dekh Liya

Aas Us Dar Say Tootti Hi Nahi

Jaa Kay Dekha , Na Jaa Kay Dekh Liya

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Neend To Aanay Ko Thi Parbr

Neend To Aanay Ko Thi Par

Dil Pichlay Qissay Lay Baitha Gur!yA. . . . . /

“””Ab Khud Ko Sulanay May Kuch Waqt Lagega.

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/[;] !

[;] , -”””- , ( *

[;]……””””””………,

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“SHAB-E-BARAT” Mubarak ho aap ko or aap ki famly ko.

,*’*,

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Mat Karna Kabhi Bhi Ghur00r Ap

Mat Karna Kabhi Bhi Ghur00r Apne Aap Par Ae

” IBNE AADAM””

Na Jaane Khuda Ne Tere Jaise Kitne….. “Mitti Se Bana K Mitti Mein Mila Diye? ,

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{One sided love story} E

{One sided love story}

Ek larka or larki car mai khamoshi se ja rahay hote hain, larka ek letter larki ko deta ha larki letter prnay se pehle hi larkay ko kheti ha k muje ab tm se mohabat nhi mai tumhe chor rhi hun, ek dum 1 taiz rftaar car unkk car se tkrati ha lrka usi waqt mer jata ha larki bach jati ha phir larki wo latter kholti ha to uski ankhon se aansu us paper per girte hain, us pe likha tha

“Jis din tum muje chor do gi main mer jaon Ga”

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Twinkle twinkle lazy star, b

Twinkle-twinkle lazy star,

Kitna soyega uthja yaar,

Up above the world so high,

Sun has risen in the sky,

Uthke jaldi pee le_chai,

Then call me up and say Hi.

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If one night a big fat man jum

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don”t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

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Q bnaty ho mitti k ghar jinhen

Q bnaty ho mitti k ghar jinhen kal khud hi mitto ge

aj kehty ho hum se pyar hai tmhenen

kal humara nam tk bhool jao g

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