HOo chUkA kAta tAulUq tOo jAf

HOo chUkA kAta tA’ulUq tOo jAfAyen kyUn hOn…………

Jin kOo mAtlAb nAhe rEhta WOo sAtAty bHE nAhe hAin………..

(,”) TrUsT AnGeL (“,)

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Nazlay ya zukaam k doran nikal

Nazlay ya zukaam k doran nikalnay wala material agar ek botal mai save ker k rakhlia jaye to wo Glue k kaam ajayga.

“ZUBAIDA AAPA K JAAN LEVA TOTKE”

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Labon pe phool khiltay hain ki

Labon pe phool khiltay hain kisi ke naam se pahle

dilon ke deep jalte hain charagh-e shaam se pahle

kabhi manzar badalne par bhi qissa chal nahin pata

kahani khatam hoti hai kabhi anjaam se pahle

yahi taare tumhaari aankh ki chilman mein rehte the

yahi sooraj nikalta thaa tumhare baam se pahle

hui hai shaam jungle main parinde laut.te honge

ab in ko kis tarah rokain nawaah-e-daam se pahle

ya saare rang murdaa the tumhaari shakl banne tak

ya saare harf muhmal the tumhaare naam se pahle

huaa hai wo agar munsif tou Amjad ihtiyataN ham

sazaa tasleem karte hain kisi ilzam se pahle

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Kachi devaar hun Thokar na lag

Kachi devaar hun Thokar na lagana mujhko,

Apni nazaron me Basa kr na girana mujhko

Tumko ankhon me tasavvur ki tarh rakhta hun,

Dil me dhadkan ki tarh tum B basana mujhko

Baat karne me jo mushkil ho tumhe mahafil me,

Main samajh jaoga nazron se batana mujhko,

Vaada utana hi kro jitna nibha sakte ho,

Khvab pura jo na ho vo na dikhana mujhko

Apne rishte ki nazakt ka bharm rakh lena,

Main to Aashiq hun deevana na banana mujhko

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Yahoooooo! Exams

Yahoooooo…….!

Exams Ki Saari Taiyaari Ho Gayi

.

.

.

.

Pen

Pencil

Scale

Eraser

Sab Taiyar Hai

AB BUS….

Parhna Baki Hai!

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Winter, winter, everywherebr

Winter, winter, everywhere

Shows its face, its eyes, its hair

Winter, winter, freezing cold

enjoyed by many, young and old.

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Wish you a very happywomens d

Wish you a very happywomen’s day…..

Its you who’s making the differrence in so many lives….

And I am one of them….

Have a wonderful day!

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Principal during his speech:

Principal during his speech:

Meri dictionary mein

“IMPOSSIBLE”

ka word nahi..

Sardar uth k bola:

“Tay mama vaikh k leni c_

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Koun is rah se guzarta haybr

Koun is rah se guzarta hay

Dil yunhi intezar karta hay

Dekh kar bhi na dekhne wale

Dil tujhye dekh dekh darta hay

Shehar gul main kati hay sari raat

Dekhye din kahan guzarta hay

Dheyaan ki siriyon par pichale pehar

Koy chupke se paoun dharta hay

Dil to mera udas hay nasir

Shehar kyun sayeen sayeen karta hay

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1 Larki ko exam me koi swal na

1 Larki ko exam me koi swal nahi a raha tha usne pas bethe Larkay se kaha: Me apka dekh sakti hun?

Larka chupke se zip khol k bola: Lo dekh Lo Chota sa hai…

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India zara bach kay rehna

India zara bach kay rehna

Teri sheila hai jawan

Teri muni hai badnaam

Aur hamara captain hai Pathan

Buch k OAaaa

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Mobile ko Vibration Pe Rakh K

Mobile ko Vibration Pe Rakh K Rubber K Saath “Lulli” Pe Baandhein,

Phir 2nd Mobile Se Miss Call Pe

Miss Call Continue Karne Se Chudai Ka Maza Ata Hay.

(Veena Malik k totky)

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Es Shart Py Khelon Gi Piya Pya

Es Shart Py Khelon Gi Piya Pyar Ki Bazi

Jeton To Tujhay Paon Haron To Piya Teri…

Hr Lehza Khyal Tera Rkhon Gi Sirf Itna,

Beth Jaon To B Teri Uth Jaon To B Teri…

Kuch Kr Lon Gi Hal Apna Aisa Hmsafr,

Ankh Lagy To B Teri Aankh Khuly To B Teri…

Teri hr Aahat Py Pa Lon Gi Tabeer Aisi,

Hans Jaon To B Teri Roth Jaon To B Teri…

Me Sath Don Tera Kuch Aisy Jan-E-Jahan,

Zinda Rhon To B Teri Mar Jaon To B Teri.

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Här päl

Här päl

Här diñ

Här wäqt

Här lämhä

Här äähät

Här ehsääs

Aur dil ki här dhärkäñ

Keh rähi häi

Tøbä

“Kitñi sardee hai.

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This is a prezzy 4 u

This is

a prezzy 4 u….

wanna see whats inside?

‘v’

my heart

and

my luv (“,)

hope the

friendship we

share

lasts forever!

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10 Ways To Earn Hasanaatbr

10 Ways To Earn Hasanaat..

1) Give A Copy Of The Qur’an To Someone,Each Time They Read From

It,U Gain.

2) Donate A Wheelchair To A Hospital,Each Time A Sick Person Uses It,U Gain.

3) Share Constructive Reading Material.

4) Help In Educating A Child.

5) Teach Someone To

Recite A Du’a,Each Time They Recite,U Gain.

6) Share A Du’a Or Qur’an CD.

7) Participate

In Building A Masjid.

Place A Water Cooler In A Public Place.

9) Plant A Tree.Each Time

Any Person Or Animal Sits In Its Shade Or Eats From The Tree,U Gain.

10) Share This Msg Wid

As Many People As Possible,If One Person Applies Any Of Above U Ll Get Hasanaat Til De Day

Of Judgement.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince’

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Agar 3 Din Tak Subha Nend Se

Agar 3 Din Tak Subha Nend Se

Jaag Kar Kangha Na Kia Jae

T0

Hair Style

“Rehman Malik”

Jesa Ho Jata Hai..

“Veena Returns”… ;-

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Do u know what r the meanings

Do u know what r the meanings of VALENTINE

Ans: You r V:very

E:eminent

L:lovely

E:energetic

N:nice

T:tamizdar

I:inteligent

N:noble

E:everloving

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SHADI SE PEHLE

“SHADI SE PEHLE”

Boy: Atlast wo din agaya : )

Girl: tm mujhe chor to nai doge?

Boy: no way esa sochna b mat

Girl: will u kiss me?

Boy: yes

Girl: tmhary zindagi mai koi or to nahi?

Boy: no not at all.

Girl: do u love me

Boy: yes dear.

Girl: oh dear!

“SHADI K BAAD”

Ab zara ye sms nechcy se phary

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Teacher: Qayamat ke din Zamee

Teacher: “Qayamat ke din Zameen phat jaye gi, Aasman tukre tukre hojaye ga garz ke har cheez fanaa ho jaye gi.”

Student: “Sir tou kiya us din school ki chutti hogi?

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Teacher:every body write your

Teacher:every body write your lover’s name in one paper.

( after 5 seconds )

one boy:finished teacher.

( after 5 minutes )

One girl:Addiional paper teacher.

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KOI HUM NAFS NAHI HAI KOI RAZD

KOI HUM-NAFS NAHI HAI KOI RAZDAA(N) NAHI HAI

FAQT EK DIL THA APNA SO WOH MEHERBAA(N) NAHI HAI.

MARNE KA TERE GAM MEIN IRAADA BHI NAHI HAI

HAI ISHQ MAGAR ITNA ZIYAADA BHI NAHI HAI.

INHI PATHAROO PAR CHAL KAR AGAR AA SAKOO TO AAOO

MERE GHAR KE RAASTE MEIN KAHI KEHKASHAA(N) NAHI HAI.

KYO DEKHTE REHTE HAI SITAAROO KI TARAF HUM

JAB UN SE MULAKAAT KA WADA BHI NAHI HAI.

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A drunk phoned police to repor

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

“They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!” he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

“Never mind,” he said with a hiccup, “I got in the back seat by mistake.”

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Sardar to his son: Beta tu SHE

Sardar to his son: Beta tu SHER da putar hai aur wo sher main hon.

Son: Papa school wich miss b yehi boldi hai tu insan di nahi kisi JANWAR ki Putar lagna ain

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hum apny muqadar py heran boht

hum apny muqadar py heran boht thy,,,,,,,,

tujhy kho k hum pareshan boht thy…………

kabhi talash jo tujhy karny nikly hum,,,,,,,,,

tery qadmon k sath aur b nishan boht thy !!

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Quote: There is no fear

Quote:

There is no fear in l0vE,

If the l0vE is real & perfect it 0vershad0ws all fears & c0ncern.

=l0vE is n0t what u can receive,

It’s all ab0ut what u can givE..

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Will you be my Valentine

Will you be my Valentine

Will you be my Valentine

I know that I am yours

You are like a ocean,

And I am like your shores

You are like an endless wave

And I your waiting sand

And I will wait forever as

You come smooth my hand

I will wait forever,

Yet You are a part of me

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son: parosi ki larki

son:

parosi ki larki ko english nhi ati

Father:

tumhe kisay peta?

Son:

mene kha “Give me Sweet Kiss”

usne 2 thapper mar dea!!

Jahiil ki bachi…,

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Aslam O Alaikum To Friends N F

Aslam-O-Alaikum To Friends N Family Members

Shab-e-Barat Is To B Arrived Soon

Our Future Of Life Or Death Will Be Written That Night

So

I Openly Appologize To All Of U

If Ever I Hv Hearted You Directly Or Indirectly

Plz Forgive Me

Remember Me In Ur Pray!

God Bless You All

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Qaboliyat Ki Aap Pe Barsat Ho

Qaboliyat Ki Aap Pe Barsat Ho

Khushiyon Se Aapki Mulaqat Ho

Koi Khuahish Na Rahe Baqi

Aisa Mubarak Ye Shaban Ka Chand Ho

Shab e barat Mubarak

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Jo Aj Ki Raat 3 Martaba

Jo Aj Ki Raat 3 Martaba

Surah Yaseen Parhe Ga

Allah Uski

Umar Me Barkat

Rizk Me Izafa Aur Farakhi

Aur Naghani Afaat Se

Mehfooz Rakhe Ga

Shab-e-Barat Mubarak Ho.

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Roothna Khafa Rehna, ye Wafa n

Roothna Khafa Rehna, ye Wafa nahi hoti,

Chahaton may logon se kya Khata nahi hoti;

Sub ko aik jaisa kyun tum Samjhne lagte ho,

Sari Duniya meri JAN Bewafa nahi hoti;

Har kisi se yari har kisi se Waaday,

Pyar karne walon may ye ada nahi hoti;

Be-Naqaab Chehray bhi ik Hijaab rakhte hain.

Sirf saat Pardon may to haya nahi hoti

Sab kuch kho diya tumharay pyar main hum ne,

Kya ye b Chaht ki Intha nhi hoti.

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Ik Diya Hoon Tai

Ik Diya Hoon

Taiz Hawaon Kai Jhonkon Sai

Bus Bujhe Giya Hoon

Mai Jalraha Tha Barsoon Sai

Nibbat Raha Tha Arsoon Sai

Ab Bujhe Giya Hoon

Haan Ik Diya Hoon

Jalta Tha To Roshni Thi

Andhairoon Mai Ghir Giya Hoon

Mai Bujhe Giya Hoon

Ik Diya Hoon

Mujhe Sai Wabasta Saatoon Nai

Moon Mujhe Sai Moor Liya Hai

Mairay Andhairoon Ko

Mairay Sang Akaila Chor Diya Hai

Bus Abb Aandhion Ka Intizar Hai

Maira Abb Rahna Baikaar Hai

Mai Bujhe Giya Hoon

Haan Ik Diya Hoon

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Us Ne Kaha Mujh Se Kitna Pyaar

Us Ne Kaha Mujh Se Kitna Pyaar Hai???????

Mene Kaha Sitaron Ka Koi Shumaar Nahin

Us Ne Kaha K Kon Tumhen Hai Buhat Azeez?

Mene Kaha Dil Pe Jiska Ikhtiaar Hai

Us Ne Kaha K Konsa Tohfa Main Tumhen Dun?

Mene Kaha Wahi Shaam Jo Ab Tak Udhaar Hai

Us Ne Kaha Khizaan Main Mulaqat Ka Jawaz?

Mene Kaha Qurb Ka Matlab Bahar Hai

Us Ne Kaha Senkaroon Gham Zindagi Main Hain?

Mene Kaha Gham Nahin Jab Gham Gusaar Saath Hain

Us Ne Kaha Saath Kahan Tak Nibhaogi ??????

Mene Kaha Jitni Yeh Saans Ki Taar Hai

Us Ne Kaha Mujhko Yeqeen Aye Kis Tarah???

Mene Kaha Naam Mera Aitbaar Hai

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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfrie

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?

Banta: Gold ring de de.

Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.

Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

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Andaz E Piyar b Teri ek ada ha

Andaz-E-Piyar b Teri ek ada hai

Dur hai Tu Mujhse ye Meri saza hai

Dil me basi hai ek piyari si tasver Teri

Phir kaise keh don to mjh se juda hy.??

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Girl salad banate hoe Nokarani

Girl salad banate hoe Nokarani se :

1 lamba sa kheera dena . . . . . .

.

.

.

.

.

. . .Aaaaaaahhhhh

.

.

.

.

.

.

Kuti ki bachi hath main dene ko kaha tha….!!

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Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar cha

Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main dahi dal rahay thay…

Pathan ne dekha to pocha: Khoocha yeh kiya kerhy ho???

Sardar : Hum lassi bana rahay hain…

Pathan: hahaha..O pagal ka bacha log islye tum per latifa banaty hain..

Itni lassi tumhara baap piye ga…

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Ajka Top Question, jawb

Ajka Top Question,

jawb zarur dyna

Mohabbat kiss ko Dekh kar hoti hai,

chehra

Style

Dil

Khubsurti

Adaa

Lehja

Damagh

Personality

Ya

Property.

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Todays sunset was the last

Today’s sunset was the last sunset of this ISLAMIC YEAR

&

I pray that all ur worries set down with this sunset

&

new beem of new year spread happiness in ur life.

(AAMEEN)…

“Happy New Islamic Year”.

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Tak li teri yari Kadi misscall

Tak li teri yari Kadi misscall v tu nai mari Idhr,odhr lamiyan callan Mukk gaye balance sadi wari 10 din light na away Muk jaye battery tri sari Vekh lae teri yari sub nmbran ty msg pay hovn Aon na signal sadi wari Tak lae teri yari ” Eid Mubarak” Vekhi sadi yari 11 din pehlo eid kadd mari.

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Kon ujrha hoga bhari dunia m

“Kon ujrha hoga “bhari dunia me

“humari tarha

“wasi”

“tu bhi naa Milaa “hum ko

“Aur”

“hum khud ko bhi

“gawa bethay”.

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| | bol aur bo

” /”

| | bol aur bol

,/(.”.),

Ap k bare me galat bol raha tha

ULTA kr dia..

pata hai

Apko

BEAUTIFUL bol raha tha

mazaak ki b had hoti he.

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Aankh Ki Dewaar Ki Peechy Chup

Aankh Ki Dewaar Ki Peechy Chupa Betha Hon Main,

Khud He Kho Jata Hon, Khud He Dhundhta Rehta Hon Main…

Aaiyne Tu Ne Bohat Din Tak Mujhey Dhukey Diye,

Kal Talak Main Ne Ye Samjha Tha, Tere Jesa Hon Main…

Manzalen Aawaaz Deti Hain Mujhey Har Simat Se,

Zindagi Bhar Fasalon K Darmiyaan Rehta Hon Main…

Wo Mera Sooraj Bhi Hai Aur Wo Meri Khawahish Bhi Hai,

Raakh Ho Jata Hon Jitni Baar Usey Milta Hon Main…

Dil Mera “ußaId” Hai Sar’basta Raazon Ki Zamin,

Band Darwaza Hon Sadiyon Mein Kahen Khulta Hon Main….

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Chalo aisa kren mil k sitaray

Chalo aisa kren mil k sitaray bant lety hain,

Zarurat k mutabiq sub sahary bant lety hain,

Mohabat krny walon ki tijarat bhi anokhi hy,

Munafa chor dety hain khasaray bant lety hain,

Agr milna nhi mumkin to lehron pe qdam rakh kr,

Abi dariya-e-Ulfat

k kinaray bant lety hain,

Meri jholi me jitny bi wafa k phool hen inko,

Ikathay beth kr ik roz saray bant lety hain,

Muhabat k elawa pas apny kuch nhi MOHSIN,

Isi daulat ko hm qismat k maray bant lety hain…

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Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi

Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.

Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.

Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai

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18th Of Ramzan Nabi Ka

(18th Of Ramzan)

Nabi Kareem S.A.W.W ki adat shareefa Aitkaf ki hamesha rahi he, is maheene men poore maheene ka Aitkaf farmaya he, aur jis saal wisal hua he us saal 20 roz ka Aitkaf farmaya tha, lekin aksar adat-e-shareefa akhree ashra hi ka Aitkaf ki rahi he.

(F. A’amal 688)

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You never say no, you never

“You never say no, you never say thats impossible and you never say you can’t. That’s my bro, a superman who make things possible and who make paths smoother. I love you Bro.”

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Near or far wherever u r,

Near or far wherever u r,

My best wishes r with U,

Tum jiyo hazaron saal,

May success & joy be yours everyday,

Yehi hai meri wish dil se!

“Happy Raksha Bandhan”

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EVER BEST QUOTE DOST KE

EVER BEST QUOTE

DOST KE SAATH KABHI BHI AISI

LARAI MAT KARNA KE

LARAI TO JEET JAO GY MAGAR

APNE BEHTREEN DOST KO HAAR

JAO GY –

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Wo kehty hain k tmhari aankhon

Wo kehty hain k tmhari aankhon ka mosam boht dilkash hai…

Usay kya khabar k

Barasny k bad hi mosam khush’gwar hua krta hai…

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Tera Maqam Mere Dil Main Is

” Tera Maqam Mere Dil Main Is Qadar Buland Hai ”

“DOST”

” Agar Mehsoos Kar Lo To Kisi Aur K Ho Na Pao Gay “

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