tamam cheezain jo Z se start

tamam cheezain jo “Z” se start ho tabahi machati hain

Zalzala

Zulm

Zeher

Zakham

Zukam

Zameen

Zer

Zid,

&

“ZARDARI”

Bus ZUBAIDA AAPA achi hain

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Agar munni ko topi wala burqa

Agar munni ko topi wala burqa pehna kar dabung film main laya jata tu woh badnami sey bach sakti thi!

(Molana fazal -ur- rehman)

zubeda apa aj chuti pe hai..:-)

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woh chaar din jo teri chahton

woh chaar din jo teri chahton may guzray thay..

teray khayal teri qurbaton may guzray tahy…..

woh intezar k lamhay,lamhon may dil ki batain..

woh din ko sochtay rehna,woh shab ki bekhhawabi.

woh tujh se mil k milnay ki arzoo karna

sakoon e dil ki teray pass justuju karna

woh tujh se qurb ki gharion may toot k milna.

woh khalwaton may tera phool ki tarah khilna.

kali bhi soch ki ab zehan may nahin khilti..

kahin se teri khabar bhi to nahin milti…..

main teri yaad k aangan may jub utarta hoon

main muskara k ab bhi wo don yaad karta hoon

woh chaar din jo teri chahton may guzray thay!

teray khayal teri qurbataon main guzray thay !

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dost kia khob wafayoo ka silla

dost kia khob wafayoo ka silla daytay hay

har nayay mor pay ak zakham nayay daytay hay

tum say to kher garhi bhr ki mulaqat rahi

loog sadyoo ki rafakhat ko bhulla daytay hay

kaysay mumkun hay dhyaa bhi na ho or dil bhi jalay

choot parti hay to phtar bhi sada daytay hay

kon hota hay musebat may kisi ka ay dost

aag lagti hay ti putaay bhi hawa day tay hay

jin pay hota hay bohat dill ko bhrosa

waqat parnay pay wohi loog daga daytay hay

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Surd Raaton Ko Satati He Jodae

Surd Raaton Ko Satati He Jodaee Teri

Aag Bojhti Nahi Seeny Men Lagaee Teri

Tum Jo Kehty Thy Bichur Kar Men Sukon Paa Lon Ga

Phir Kiyon Rotee He Mery Dar Per Tunhai Teri

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Nahi MujhKo Shikayat Ab Kisi S

Nahi MujhKo Shikayat Ab Kisi Se

Bus Apne Aap Se Rootha Hua Hoon

Bazahir Khush Hun lekin eik sach bataon?

Main Ander se bohat

“TOOTA” Hua Hoon.M~E.

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Police: Kya Saboot hay Key tum

Police: Kya Saboot hay Key tum Taiz Drive nahi kar rahy thy?

Man: Janab ! Is sey bara or kya Proof ho Ga k us waqt mein apni BV ko Lene Susraal ja raha tha

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Lafz ALLAH K ALIF Ki Adaigi

Lafz “ALLAH” K ALIF Ki Adaigi Aml-e-Tanafus Se Hoti Hy Jo Sans Ko Control Krta Hy.

Harf LAAM Sans Leny Me Asani Peda Krta Hy

Akhri Harf HAA K Ada Krny Se Phephron Or Dil K Drmiyan ek Rabt Peda Hota Hy

Jo Dil Ki Dharkn Ko Control Krta Hy.

Beshak Allah Hi K Zikar Se Dilon ko SUKOON Milta Hy!

*SUBHANALLAH*

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India zara bach kay rehna

India zara bach kay rehna

Teri sheila hai jawan

Teri muni hai badnaam

Aur hamara captain hai Pathan

Buch k OAaaa

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