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1. Qabool he mujhe meri mot apni Qabool he mujhe meri mot apni maa ki mot se pehle mujhe chalna sikhaya bolna sikhaya meri maa ne subse pehle mujhe apne Dil me basaya meri maa ne subse pehle is liye...
2. Aaj Mujhe Apni Zaat Ki Khoj Me Aaj Mujhe Apni Zaat Ki Khoj Mein Is Haqeeqat Ka Idraak Hua Kay Main Teri Zaat Mein Gum Gashta Hisa Hon .. Jis Ko Teri Tanhai Ne Tashkeel Kiya.. Teri Woh Sab DuaYein...
3. Beshak Apni Har Cheez ACHAY Beshak Apni Har Cheez ACHAY “DOST” K Liye Qurban Kardo. Lekin.? Kisi Cheez K Liye Apne ” DOST ” Ko Qurban Mat Karna. HAZRAT ALI (R.A)...
4. 1 insan apni toheen maaf kar 1. insan apni toheen maaf kar sakta hai, bhool nai sakta, 2. jisse mohobbat ki jaye usse moqabla nai kiya jata. 3.kabhi na girna kamaal nahi balkeh gir kar sambhal jana kamal hai....
5. Boy ap muje apni beti Boy.. ap muje apni beti ka hath de de main ap ko uss ke wazn jitna “SONA” do ga Sardar.. sonchne ka moqa do. Boy.. kiya Sardar.. k wazn zeyada kese kro....
6. :1larki boht make up kia kart .:1larki boht make up kia karti thi uski maa usy kehti thi: beti itna make up mat kia kar? Shadi k baad tum pe noor nahi charhy ga Jab larki ki shadi hoi...
7. Rehne walon se nahi jane Rehne walon se nahi jane walon se Pucho K zindagi Kya cheez hoti hai Pane walo se nahi Khone walon se Pucho K izzat Kya cheez hoti hai Ameeron Ko Kya deKhte ho...
8. Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai? Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe Thoray Logon Ko Lany Ka Kaha Hai. Pata Nai...
9. kuch to baat hum se ki hotib kuch to baat hum se ki hoti to ye zindagi aisi nahi hoti meri chahat ko parakh ne ke liye thodi qurbani ya to di hoti wafa o ki aarzu thi tumhe to...
10. ** Insan Apni Zindagi Men Har *”* Insan Apni Zindagi Men Har Cheez K Peechy Bhagy Ga Magr 2 cheezen isska peecha karengi. Uska Rizq aur uski Maut. 2. Zindgi 2 Din ki hai. 1 din tmhare haq me...
11. Apni Taqdeer ka her Faislabr Apni Taqdeer ka her Faisla “”KHUDA”" ke haath mai dy do, “”USS”" se Dua to kro per zid na kro! Q K Jab tum “”ALLAH PAK”" py apni Zindagi ka Hr Faisla chhortay...
12. Jaj, Mujrim se: batao tumhari Jaj, Mujrim se: batao tumhari aakhri kuwahish kia hai?’ Mujrim’:’ Aik mobile Nokia N95,” 5 karror rupe”, Aap ki beti se shadi, U.S.A ka viza”, 2 saal ka haneymoon,” 6,7 bache jo aap...
13. kitna acha lagta hai aik kitna acha lagta hai aik narm lehjay ko dair tak yunhi sunna usko jazb ker lena apni har sama’at me kitna acha lagta hai sirf uskay chehray ko dair tak yunhi takna usko...
14. 2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main batee 2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar rahe thay.1st yar mera malik bohat zalim hay.bohat marta hay kaam b zyada leta hay.2ndto tum bhag jao na is ko chood ke.1st yar bhag to jaon per...
15. Q: 1 Badshah k Agay Dunya k Ka Q: 1 Badshah k Agay Dunya k Kahane Ki har Cheez pari Hoti Hai Lakin Woh Nahi Khata, Or Kheta Hai k 1 Cheez Hoti To Khata, Batao Woh Cheez Kya Hai….. Ans:...
16. Ek Pathan 15 Saal Allah Se Ro Ek Pathan 15 Saal Allah Se Ro Ro Kar Aulad K Liye Dua Mangta Raha. 1 Din Pathan K Paas Farishta Aaya or Bola. Khan Tujhe Allah ka Waasta Hai, Pehle Shadi To...
17. TRUE WORDS 1 I “TRUE WORDS” 1) Insan apni zindagi men har cheez k peechey bhagay ga magar 2 cheezain iss ka peecha karain gi 1, Us ka rizq or 2, Us ki maut” 2) Zindagi 2...
18. America se aik sardar ne apni America se aik sardar ne apni maan ki dead body India bheji, jis ke sath aik letter tha k amma ki dead body ap ko mil gai hogi. Amma ne kapron k neeche...
19. Beti: Ami Gaaon Men Foj Beti: “Ami Gaaon Men Foj Ayi Hain” Maa: “Andar Aa Ja Beti Inki Neeyat Boht Kharab Hoti Hai” Beti: “Ami Foji sindhy Hain” Maa: “Chote bhai ko b andar le aa” Beti: “Ami...
20. Pathan ki beti ko 1 Larka pasa Pathan ki beti ko 1 Larka pasand aagaya, Pathan preshan ho kr: Tumhari shadi us sy nhi ho sakti. Beti: Q? Pathan: Q k wo mujhy b bohat pasand hai.!...
21. America se 1 pathan Ne Apni Ma America se 1 pathan Ne Apni Maa ki dead body Pakistan bheji. Jis k saath letter tha k ama ki dead body Aap ko Mil Gai ho Gi, Ama Ne Jo kapron k...
22. 1 aadmi park m apni BV k sath 1 aadmi park m apni BV k sath betha tha k itny m 1 or aurt aai uski BV ko pas bula kr boli: Paisy pehly Le Lena ye Begharat bad m boht...
23. tumhe jo besabab mujh se khafa tumhe jo besabab mujh se khafa hone ki adat hai ye aghaz e judai hai k andaze mohabbat hai wafa k rung mein dekho jafa achi nahi hoti kisi se pyaar mei itni...
24. Shair ki soorat mai apni raajd Shair ki soorat mai apni raajdhani bech kar, Do niwalay hi milay ankhon ka pani bech kar, Apni boorhi maa ki khatir aik beti shehar se, Lay k aai hai dawa apni jawani...
25. Wo krey ga sun k swal Kya?br Wo krey ga sun k swal Kya? tere gham ka us ko malal kya? Jo gharz ki aag mein jall gya, Usay Muhabbton ka khayal kya? Kbhi door ja k bhi dekh ley,...
26. uk ka ek aashiq tha us ne shad uk ka ek aashiq tha us ne shadi k pehle larki k sath zina karne ko jaiz karar diya tha jo k hamare islam m jab tak shadi nhi ho jati tab tak...
27. shadi ki raat shaikh apni biwi shadi ki raat shaikh apni biwi k liye gulab ka phool le kar aaya Biwi:Mujhe ye nahi chahiye koi soney ki cheez do Sheikh: ye lo takiya or so jao...
28. Ae Chand Apni Chandni Un Per N Ae Chand Apni Chandni Un Per Nichawar Krna Unhain Apni Aagosh Mein Lena Unhain Pyar Se Thapki Dena Or Kehna Unhain Koi Yad Krta Ha Ae Barish Apne Nanhe Qatron Se Un K...
29. Ek admi park me apni BV k sat Ek admi park me apni BV k sath betha tha k itny mein 1 ur aurat uski BV k pas aa kr boli. Paise pehle le lena, ye aadmi baad main boht drama...
30. Doctor pagal se: Tum pagal q h Doctor pagal se: Tum pagal q huay? Pagal: Bas G main ne ek bewa se shadi ki Uski Jawan beti se Meray bap Ne Shaadi ki… Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gya Yoon...
31. Raet bhari hai in aankhon mai Raet bhari hai in aankhon mai aansoo se tum dho lena Koi sookha paer mile to us se lipat ker ro lena Us ke baad bohat tanha ho jaise jungle ka rasta Jo...
32. Boy: ap apni beti Ki shadi muj Boy: ap apni beti Ki shadi muj se Kr den mai apKo us K wazan K brabr sona don ga. Sheikh;Muje wqt do Boy:sochne K lye? Sheikh:NAHI OSE KHILA PILA KAR MOTA KARNE...
33. Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni m Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna, Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji, Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha Saas: Kon aaya hai beti, Bahu:...
34. LADLI Papa ki la ….LADLI…. Papa ki ladli, maa ki jaan hoti hy beti, Saray jahan se pyari hoti hy beti, Ungli uthaye koi, tu lar jati hy beti, Tu phr kyun para’ie hoti hy beti..? Khushi...
35. Kahani Ek Garee (Kahani) Ek Gareeb Borha admi Tha uski 2 Betyan the, * Or 2no Ke shadi ho gai Ek ke Haari se or Ek kumbhar se, * Ek din Borha apni ek beti k...
36. =Sawal= Baap ne beti ko =Sawal= Baap ne beti ko gift de kar kaha bhook lage kha lena, pias lage pee lena or sardi lage to aag laga dena btao gift kia hy?...
37. Is Swal Ka Jawab Do b Is Swal Ka Jawab Do 1 Cheez Hai Jo Agar Khushk Hai To 2 Kilo Gili Ha To 1 Kilo or Agar Jal Jaye To 3 Kilo Batao Kya Cheez Hai. Its a...
38. Ek Sawal: Baap N Ek Sawal: Baap Ne Apni Beti ko Gift de Kar bola k Bhook Lagy to kha Lena, Pyas lagy to P Lena, Aur Sardi lagy to Aag laga Dena! Batao wo kon See...
39. Ek Sawal? Bap Ny Ek Sawal? Bap Ny Apni Beti Ko Gift De Kr Bola K Bhook Lgy To Kha Lena, Pyas Lgy To Pi Lena Our Srdi Lgy To Aag Lga Dena! Btao Wo Kon C...
40. bap ny apni beti ko gift dy kr bap ny apni beti ko gift dy kr bola k bhook lgy to kha lena, piyas lgy to p lena, or srdi lgy to aag lga dena! btao wo kon c cheez hai?...