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1. Larka : Molvi sahab kya Girl f Larka : Molvi sahab kya Girl friend k saath sona Haram hai? Molvi : Beta baat haram halal ki nahi hai Masla yeh hai k tum log sotay nhi ho naa;-)....
2. Pathan ka tota bahot galian ni Pathan ka tota bahot galian nikalta tha. Wo Totey ko ek Molvi k pas le gia. Aur sara qisa sunaya. Molvi bola: Issay ek Haftay baad lay jana. Jub pathan haftey bad tota...
3. Molvi taqreer krty howy Molvi taqreer krty howy Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy? Wo bolo men...
4. Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya. Molvi sab: Sana ati hai? Pathan: sharmate hue G Sana to nhi ati magr Bushra kabi kabi aa jati hai…...
5. Pathan molvi se: Namaz sikha d Pathan molvi se: Namaz sikha do, Molvi: (sana) aati hai? Pathan: Sana to nahi, Uski choti sister Hina aati hai, Hamara us se setting hai....
6. Mere Sa Ko Aazma Raha Tha, Mere Sabr Ko Aazma Raha Tha, Wo Mere Qareeb Aa Raha Tha, Use Darr Tha K Main Bichar Na Jaun, Mujhe Apna Yaqeen Dila Raha Tha, Kisi Aur Ki Main Samajh Na Paun,...
7. 2 Aurtein 1 darakht k neeche b 2 Aurtein 1 darakht k neeche bethi kafi dair se batein kr rahi thien k achanak drakht se 1 Aam(mango) gira . . Pehli Aurat Ye Aam kese gira? . . Dusri Aurat...
8. Oil Or Ghee Companies Ne Pakis Oil Or Ghee Companies Ne Pakistan Me “AURAT” Ko Bohat Khul K “BAAT” Karne Ki Aazadi De Di He. JESE, Kal 1 “AURAT” Dosri “AURAT” Se Keh Rahi Thi: A BEHEN! Me Ne...
9. Mezban Molvi se: Ap K Liye KAD Mezban Molvi se: Ap K Liye KADDU SHARIF Banwaon? MOLVI : Gunahgar Insan Hon KADDU SHARIF K Qabil Nhi Hun, Aisa Kren 1 BADMAASH MURGHA Paka lein.....
10. Khat Likh Raha Hun Ahd-e-Mohab Khat Likh Raha Hun Ahd_e_Mohabbat Ko Tor K.. Kaaghaz Pe Aansu’on Ki, Jagah Chor Chor K.. Tu Fikar-Mand Q hai Mera Dil Tor K? Me Khud Hi Ja Raha Hun Tera Shahr Chor...
11. Molvi ne pathan se phocha: Gu Molvi ne pathan se phocha: “Gusal k kiitne farz hain” Pathan: 3 Molvi: “Shabash kon kon se?” Pathan: Shampo, Sabun Or Tolya....
12. Molvi sahab bache se parh Molvi sahab (bache se) “parho beta h se halwa han shabash halaq se nikalo”. Bache ki maan ne andar se ghabra ke kaha”molvi sahab! Aap bache ke halaq se halwa na nikalwayen main...
13. Mein raat bhaar rota raha br Mein raat bhaar rota raha Khuli ankhon sotta raha Nikalte ansoon se mein Apna taan yoon hi bhigota raha Ek ek ansoo kutch kehta raha Diye us dard ko mein Raat raat bhaar...
14. 1 Molvi Ne Jesy Tesy Kr K 1 La 1 Molvi Ne Jesy Tesy Kr K 1 Larki Set Ki, Or Usse 12 Baje Milne Ka Time Diya, Lekin 12 Baje wo Nahi Aai, Molvi Se Sabar Na Howa, Usne Masjid K...
15. Ek shaks jungle me ja raha tha Ek shaks jungle me ja raha tha, shaitan bhi us k sath tha, us ne ek waqt ki bhi namaz ada nahi ki, shaitan us sy bhagne laga, us shaks ne shaitan k...
16. PATHAN: Molvi Sahb Kia W PATHAN: Molvi Sahb Kia Wazoo K Beghair NAMAZ Ho jati Hai? MOLVI: Nhi Hoti PATHAN: Hojati Hai Yara MOLVI: O Bhai Nhi Hoti PATHAN: Mene Khud Parh K Dekhi Hai. .*...
17. BAAP: Raat kaha they? BAAP: Raat kaha they? SON: Deyr ho gai thi to dost k ghar stay kr liya tha… BAAP NE USI WAQAT PHONE UTHAYA OR US K 10 BEST FRIENDZ KO CALL KI. 8...
18. 1 Sardar Bus mein 1 molvi dekh 1 Sardar Bus mein 1 molvi dekh kar darte darte poochta hy, . . . Molvi Saab, Tussi . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dam darood...
19. Ek Maa Bache ko Goud me Liye R Ek Maa Bache ko Goud me Liye Ro rahi thi wahan se 1 Khush Posh Admi Guzra or Rone ki waja pochi to Aurat ne kaha, Mera Bacha Beemar hy or Dawa k...
20. Molvi Saab was online on Faceb Molvi Saab was online on Facebook. A man in chat: Molvi saab, Kal mere betay ne cigarette pi aur jab main ne usse mara to us ne meri shirt phar di. Molve: LOLZ...
21. 1 Molvi Nargis se masjid ka ch 1 Molvi Nargis se masjid ka chanda mangne gaya. . NARGIS:Aap log to kehte hen k hamarey paisey Napaak hain? MOLVI: G, is pesay se hum LETREEN banwaen ge.....
22. pathan molvi se molvi sa pathan molvi se molvi saheb mujay namaz sikha do. molvi:sana aati hai. pathan nhe us ki choti behn hina aati hai....
23. Girls College K Bahir Larkiyan Girls College K Bahir Larkiyan Chaat Wale Se Chaat Kese Maang Rahi Thi. 1st; Uncle Meri Chaat 2nd; Uncle Pehle Meri Chaat 3rd; Main Kb Se Khari Hon Is Liye Meri Chaat. 4rd;...
24. * Molvi ne raat ko aik hasee *. .Molvi ne raat ko aik haseen larki ko dekh kar pucha: sunain G…! Aap kon hAin? Girl: ghusse se ! CHURAIL, Molvi: Ty Fyaer chembardi kyun ne. .*...
25. Pehla roza tha Molvi sahib ne Pehla roza tha Molvi sahib ne kaha k aaj jo dua mango gay kabol ho gi…. Pathan bola, molvi g, dua karo kal eid hojaye...
26. Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panja Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui. uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha, paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay ka swab hota hay bivi maan gai, Bohat maza...
27. 3 AZEEM FRAMan “3 AZEEM FRAMan” 1:Be Parda Aurat Allah Ke Nazdik Koi Izat Nhi Rakhti. (HZRT ALI R.A) 2:Aurat ki Beprdgi Mard ki Behayai ka Sabot he. BIBI FATMA R.A 3:Mard ki gherat ka andaza...
28. Mai Karta Raha Tujh Se Payar K Mai Karta Raha Tujh Se Payar Ka Izhar Tu Todti Rahi Mera Dil Bar Bar Tadapta Raha Mai Teri Ek Haan K Liye Aur Ye Zamana Husta Raha Mujh P Hur Baar Hato...
29. 1 aadmi 1 kony me ro raha tha 1 aadmi 1 kony me ro raha tha Kisi ne us se waja pochi, us ne kaha, Mera 1 beta tha mene use parhaya socha use bara aadmi banaonga us ko Matric,INTER,BA, MA,or...
30. EIK MOLVI KI SHADI NAI HO RAHI EIK MOLVI KI SHADI NAI HO RAHI THI WO APNI MAA KO SATH LAY KR MANNAT MANGNAY K LIYA GAYA WAHAN USS KI MAA GHUM HO GAI MOLVI NA KHAHA WAH KHUDA G...
31. Ek molvi juma ki taqreer me ba Ek molvi juma ki taqreer me bar bar ye keh rha tha:Muje rasulaan nal pyar he.me ohna waste kush v kar sakda ha Agle jume pind vich na molvi c, na rasulaan bibi...
32. 1 aadmi apni BV k 7 ja raha th 1 aadmi apni BV k 7 ja raha tha Rastay main usy 1 dost mila jisay hatkarri lagi hoyi thi or police ne pakrra hoa tha, Aadmi: kia hoa? Dost: main ne apni...
33. ek larki molvi se : agar mai k ek larki molvi se : agar mai kisi larky ko kiss karon to kahan jaon gi? Molvi: dozakh nain jao gi Larki:agar main aap ko kiss karon to? Molvi (muskara kar) .bare chalak...
34. Bechara Mard ( Bechara Mard ) Mard agar aurat per hath uthay to Zalim agar aurat se pit jaye to Buzdil Aurat k agay chalay to Firoun peechy chaly to Zan Mureed Aurat ko kisi...
35. Nikah K bad Dulha molvi se: Fe Nikah K bad Dulha molvi se: Fees? Molvi: Bv ki khbsurti K mutabq de do Dulhe ne 10 rupe diy Achanak hwa se Lrki ka ghongt uth gya Molvi:Baqaya to LeLo bhai....
36. Molvi di girl friend Molvi Nu Molvi di girl friend Molvi Nu Time de k na aai,molvi intizar krda rya,intzar krn to baad Masjid wich gia tay speaker nu on kr k kainda.”Hazrat! Changi ni keti ?...
37. 1 Bcha train se khel raha tha 1 Bcha train se khel raha tha or keh raha tha: “Jis KUTTAY ko charna hy charh jae or jis KAMINAY ko utarna hy utar jae” Ye dekh kr bchay k uncle ne...
38. Ek pathan bus mai jarha tha,b Ek pathan bus mai jarha tha, samney bethi aurat apny bety ko bol rhi thi jaldi ye biscuit khalo warna me un uncle ko dydun ge. wo bar bar apny bety sy yhe...
39. EK PATHAN BUS MAIN JA RAHA THA EK PATHAN BUS MAIN JA RAHA THA TO SAMNEY EK ORAT APNE BACHE SY BAR BAR BOL RAHI THY YE HALWA KHA LO WARNA MAIN SAMNY WALY KO DI DON GI JUB PANCHVE...
40. Ek Molvi kahin ja raha tha Ra Ek Molvi kahin ja raha tha. Raste me Us k uper Brezzar aa gira. . . . Molvi: Kaisa Zamana aagaya he Aam koi choos raha he or Chilke Hum per phenk raha...