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1. Aik PATHAN 40 Din Ka Chilla Ka Aik PATHAN 40 Din Ka Chilla Kaat Raha Tha, 39 Ven Raat Shaitan Aa kar Us kay Samney Nanga So Gaya, PATHAN Jaldi Sey Utha Aur Uski Gand Maar Di. SHAITAN: Dekha Kaisey...
2. Teacher: He give me 14 and 15 Teacher: He give me 14 and 15 rupees, esko urdu mein translate karo? Girl sharmate hue: Us ne mujhey choda aur pandra rupey diye…..!....
3. Pathan Se ksi Ne Masjid k Lye Pathan Se ksi Ne Masjid k Lye chnda Manga Pathan Ne Foran 10,000 ka check DeDia Aadmi: Is Pr Sign To kro Pathan: Hum Nek kam Me Apna Naam Zahir Nhi krta....
4. * Pathan to his Wife *. . .Pathan to his Wife. Kitni baar kaha hai k Shalwar mein Nala Dho kar dala karo. Is ki waja se aaj mujhe Paidal Chalna para. Wife: Woh kaisey. Pathan: Main Bus...
5. Ek Pathan 100 volt k bulb par Ek Pathan 100 volt k bulb par Baap ka naam likh raha tha. 2nd Pathan ne poocha . . “kya kar rahay ho?” . . . 1st Pathan: Baap ka naam roshan kar...
6. Pathan k Ghar Mehman Aate hain Pathan k Ghar Mehman Aate hain. Pathan ki Bv pathan se: Tum Hamesa Mehmanon se ulti seedhi Bat Keh Dete Ho, ab hn ki Izzat karna, Pathan Mehman se : Kiya Haal Hai...
7. The Movie Jurassic Park The Movie Jurassic Park A Pathan goes to see the Movie Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him Kyon Khan Sahab,...
8. Pathan K Ghr Bili Thi! Pathan K Ghr Bili Thi.! Tang Aa Kr Use Kahin Chor Aya Ghr Aya To Bili Pehle Pohnchi Thi Pathan Dubara Kahin Door Chor Aya Bili Phr Ghr Aa Gai Pathan Gusse Me...
9. EK PATHAN BUS MAIN JA RAHA THA EK PATHAN BUS MAIN JA RAHA THA TO SAMNEY EK ORAT APNE BACHE SY BAR BAR BOL RAHI THY YE HALWA KHA LO WARNA MAIN SAMNY WALY KO DI DON GI JUB PANCHVE...
10. Pathan ki Zaban€¦ E Pathan ki Zaban… Ek Bar Ek Pathan Se Kise Ne Poocha KayAap Ki Umar Kya Hai? Pathan Bola 20 Saal:10 Saal Ke Baad Phir Aus Ne Umar Ke Bare Me Poocha Pathan Ne...
11. ak gang me pathan k hat me ek ak gang me pathan k hat me ek kafer a gea us marny laga o kafer phir qalema o kafer phir qalmea us ny tang aya kar bola acha parta hun bato pathan...
12. 1 Pathan doosray Pathan sebr “1 Pathan doosray Pathan seagr tu ye bta de k meri tokree me kiya hai? Tu saray anday tere! Aur agr tu ye bta de k kitne hain? To 8 k 8 tere!...
13. 1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karn 1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua: Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main Help Karne Laga. Pathan Fakhar Se: Aaj Maine India...
14. Small love story Small love story Gali se ek ladki guzra karti thi Uske chehre par naqab hua karta tha Phir bhi us par ek ladka marta tha Shayad woh use dilo jaan se chahata tha...
15. Ek pathan ne khawab dekha Ek pathan ne khawab dekha ke wo mar chuka he jab wo utha to us ne apna HBL account bund karwa dia. Kisi ne poocha k tum ne esa q kia Pathan:yar me...
16. Ek pathan ko pak airforce sy n Ek pathan ko pak airforce sy nikal dia gaya waja malom ki to pata chala pathan zid kar raha tha k 14 aug ko silencer nikal k jahaz chalaon ga....
17. Pathan Bike Chala Raha Tha,b Pathan Bike Chala Raha Tha, Pathan PARADO wale se. Kbi bike Dekha H ? PARADO wala. Ja Apna Kam Kar. Pathan Phr. PARADO K barabr Aya or Bola. Kbi Bike Dekha Hai, ?...
18. Ek Kutta Pathan k Peeche Lag G Ek Kutta Pathan k Peeche Lag Gaya… Pathan Ghusse main Bolta Hua Bhag Raha Tha: Agar Tere Baap ka Hukumat Na Nota to Hum Tujhe Batata. faisal khan...
19. Aik Pathan masjid mein namaz p Aik Pathan masjid mein namaz parhney jaata hai to molvi sahab kehtey hain key tamaam hazraat apne apne mobile phones ka switch off kardein phir pathan bhaag baag kar ghar jaata hai or...
20. ek ladka airport pe cegret p r ek ladka airport pe cegret p raha tha.ek ladki ne us se pucha k kub se cegret peete ho to ladke ne kaha buchpan se.ladki ne kaha k agar ye pese tum jama...
21. PATHAN ko ek jadoo ka chiragh PATHAN ko ek jadoo ka chiragh mila, Us ne us ko ragra to ek JIN nikla. Jin ne kaha: Teen khuwahishain batao! Pathan: 1_ Khoobsoorat aalishan ghar ho… Ghar aa gaya! Pathan: 2_...
22. Ek Pathan Ko Khali Msg A Ek Pathan Ko Khali Msg Aaya Pathan Ne Usi Number par Call Kar K kaha? ! ! ! ! Wo Yaara! tumko Maloom Hy? Tumhara Mobile Ka siyahi Khatam Ho Gaya Hy. ....
23. Pathan k shadi k 3 mahine baad Pathan k shadi k 3 mahine baad bacha hua, pathan; ye kese hoa? Bv; ap k shadi ko kitna arsa hua? Pathan; 3 mahene BV; or meri shadi ko? Pathan; 3 mahene BV;...
24. Motorway Police ne car rok kr Motorway Police ne car rok kr Pathan se kaha: Apne seatbelt bandhi hui hy is lye apko 1 Lakh inaam dya jata hy, Ap iska kya krogy? Pathan: Mai is sy driving licence...
25. Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li: Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li: Aur Drive Pe Nikla. Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll Plaza Aaya. Aadmi Bola Han Khan G? Pathan: Full Kar Do....
26. Ek pathan 2sre pathan se! Ek pathan 2sre pathan se! Yar suna he 2012 tk dunya khatm hojye gi 2sra pathan: Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2014 tk ki waranty hy....
27. 1 Pathan sharab k Nashay me gh 1 Pathan sharab k Nashay me ghar Aaya or so gaya. Sotay me uski Mout hogai. Upar ja k us ne ilteja ki k usko aik chance aur dia jaye. Usko murghi bana...
28. Pathan ny Sehri k liye Doodh m Pathan ny Sehri k liye Doodh me Jalebian Bhigo k rkhin. . Jb sehri ka time hoa tu pathan ne apni Bv sy kaha k ja kr Jalebion wala piyala lao , Bv...
29. Pathan ka accident hua to doct Pathan ka accident hua to doctor ne pucha k khan sahb ap ka accident kaise hua????? Pathan:o doctor yara kya btaon!!! main mor katne lga tha to age mor hi nhi tha!!!! GEO...
30. Pathan Amma kiya Tum Ne Pathan; Amma kiya Tum Ne Hum ko Paida Honey Se Pehle Dekha Tha? . . . . . Amma: Nahi To Pathan: To Phir Paida Hone k Baad Hum ko Pehchana kaise...
31. Pathan Sadak Par Kuch Dhond Ra Pathan Sadak Par Kuch Dhond Raha Tha Ek Shaks Ne Pocha: Kia Talash Kar Rahe Ho?? Pathan: Ghar Me Soi Gum Hogai Ha, Usy Talash Kar Rha Hon. Dusre Shaks Ne Kaha: Soi...
32. Pathan calls his Wife: Pathan calls his Wife: Ghar Nahin Aa Sakta, Car ka steering, Gear Sab chori ho Gaya hai. After 5 min, He calls: “Aa Raha hoon Ghalti se pichli Seat py baith gaya Tha”....
33. 1 Pathan dost k ghr se apne gh 1 Pathan dost k ghr se apne ghar jane laga to bahar barish thi Dost:aj mere pas hi rok jao barish bohat tez he Pathan,ok Dost ne bistar lagaya or dkha to pathan...
34. Pathan office se wapis aa raha Pathan office se wapis aa raha tha Rastay mein 1 larka mila Usne pathan ko kaha: “Tumhari biwi kisi ki shadi mei naach rahi hai Pathan ghar gya aur darwaze pe danda le...
35. 3 Pathan picnic par gaye wahan 3 Pathan picnic par gaye wahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye.. Decide kya k sbse chota Pathan ja kr pepsi le ae, Chota Pathan: Me is shart pr...
36. AIK PATHAN SE JAIL MEIN AIK IN AIK PATHAN SE JAIL MEIN AIK INSPECTOR NE POOCHA TUM JAIL MEIN KAISE AAY.PATHAN BOLA MEDIA KI WAJAH SE.INSPECTOR: WOH KAISY.PATHAN: MEDIA KI LARKI MERA INTERVIEW LE RAHI THI US K SENAAY PAR...
37. 2 Larkiyan bus Mein ik seat k 2 Larkiyan bus Mein ik seat k liye larh rhi thein k pehley woh ai hai, Ik Lrka kafi Deir se Deikh rha Tha kehney Lga: Q larh rhi ho ? Is ka...
38. Pathan Or sardar sardar Pathan Or sardar sardar on ph: Hello (221714) pathan, Kia??? urdu mai bolo yara. sardar do do ek sath choda? pathan, jao gandu hum teen teen bhi ek sath choda...
39. CAR ki Agli Seat Par Bachon ki CAR ki Agli Seat Par Bachon ki waja se Hadsay hote hain Aur CAR ki Pichli Seat Par Hadson Ki Waja se Bachay hote hain..*._:-:.!! (Veena Malik K Tajarbat)...
40. Aik pthan airoplain me seat pr Aik pthan airoplain me seat pr jagra kr ra tha k peechy bethoun ga sb smjha smjha k thk gay k ap ki seet aagy hy. Aik sindhi utha or pthan k kan...