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1. Teacher class Me Africa K Kuch Teacher class Me Africa K Kuch Mulkon K Baaray Me Bta Raha Tha K Wahan Intehai Ghurbat Hay Khany Peeny Ko Kuch Nahi. Bijli Pani Gas Oil To Hota Hi Nahi Un K...
2. *A little boy was d0ing his …*A little boy was d0ing his math’s homew0rk… He said t0 himself 2+5 the s0n of a bitch is 7. 3+6 the s0n of a bitch is 9. His mother heard & gasped...
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5. teacher: Tum baray ho ke teacher: Tum baray ho ker kia kero gay? Student: Shadi… Teacher: Nhe mera matlab hai kia bano gay? Student: Dulha.. Teacher: Ohooo…I mean bare ho ker kia hasil kero gay? Student: Dulhan Teacher:...
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7. Choose 1 formula of chemistry Choose 1 formula of chemistry then i will tell u k ap hadd se zaida kis se PYAR krte hain…. NACL H20 H2S04 HCL HN03 MGCL2 KCL N02 ALCL3 KBR K2S04. Reply must...
8. Ek Pathan Ne Apny Chemistry K Ek Pathan Ne Apny Chemistry K Professor Se Aisa Sawal Pucha K Woh Sun Kar Pagal Hogaya. Sawaal Tha: . . . Sir! Naswar Ka Chemical Formula Kya Hai?...
9. TEACHER Hr sawal ka short jaw TEACHER; Hr sawal ka short jawab do, STUDENT; Ok TEACHER; Whats your father name? STUDENT; CNG TEACHER; whatttt? STUDENT; Choudhry Naeem Gujjar.!...
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12. Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya ka Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi,mera matlab hai kya banoge? Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!! Teacher: oh,i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge? Student: dulhan Teacher: IDIOTmera matlab bade ho kar...
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14. Teacher To Student: Give Me A Teacher To Student: Give Me A Sentence Starting With “I” Student: I Is. . . . Teacher: No, Always Say, “I Am” Student: All Right, “I Am The Ninth Letter Of The Alphabets....
15. Sardar Class me Hans raha tha, Sardar Class me Hans raha tha, eik Larki Boli Stand up ! Kon ho tum. Sardar bola:Tum Kon ho Larki:Me Monitor Hu Sardar:Ty Me C.P.U hon. ....
16. I remember the time not long a I remember the time not long ago When we laughed and shared it all We were the very best of friends Or at least that’s what I thought. I often wonder why friendships...
17. Whenever Im around you, Whenever I’m around you, I feel like life’s complete. I don’t know what to say, But you make my heart beat. I’m scared to say hello, But it hurts to say good-bye. I’ve...
18. STUDENT TO MATHS TEACHER: Sir STUDENT TO MATHS TEACHER: Sir English Teacher English Main ßaat karta Hon Urdu Teacher Urdu Main Arabi Teacher Arabi Main Tu Aap Maths Main Q ßaat Nahi karte USTAD: Mujh Sy 3, 5...
19. Girl comes late to class Teac Girl comes late to class. Teacher: y r you late? Girl: One boy was following me. Teacher. So, What? Girl: That boy was walking very slow....
20. Teacher: What Shape Is The Ear Teacher: What Shape Is The Earth? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday....
21. Teacher: There is a frog, Ship Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher: How do you know? STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old...
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23. 1 teacher ka un ke class ke sa 1 teacher ka un ke class ke sath group photo banaya gaya, 2sre din teacher bachon ko 1 1 photo dete hoe kehne lagen”jab tum bare ho jao ge to herat se is...
24. Teacher: home work Kyn N Teacher: home work Kyn Nh Kia, Student: sir light nhn Thi, Teacher: mom bati jaa Lyte, Student, Sir Machis nhn Thi, teacher; machis Kyn nhn thi, student, Sir jis room Main Ibadat krte...
25. Love In Class GIRLS WAY, Love In Class GIRL’S WAY, A Girl Sitting On The 1st Bench, Turns Her Back And See The Boy Sitting On Last Bench And Say……. THANX GOD STUPID AYA HAI….. BOYS WAY…. Before...
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28. 1 to 3 class student he 1 to 3 class student- hey! I studied everything for exam! .;-) . 4 to 6- that question was very hard so i left only that question! .:-@ …. 7 to 9- read...
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30. Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English. Student (After 2 Mins): “Age Long Oven” Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai? Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti....
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32. Once Santa Farted In English C Once Santa Farted In English Class : . . . Teacher: “What is This”? …. Santa: “This is My Back Ground Music.. =P =D...
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34. A Boy Got Caught In Class Thro A Boy Got Caught In Class Throwing Paper Airplanes. Teacher Gave Him Punishment To Write 5000 Times “I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class.” And Submit It Tomorrow. Next Day, He Submitted...
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37. Class room mein Urdu Gr Class room mein Urdu Grammer ki class ho rhi thi Teacher: “Umer ko aurton mein dil chaspr nhi hai” is jumly mein “Umer” kya hai? Student: “khusra”:))...
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39. In chemistry class teacher ask In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate? Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k bhi aap pay karo gay...
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