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1. Dua hai rab se khabhi apko dar Dua hai rab se khabhi apko dard ka ehsass na de Pal koi aisa na guzre jab muskilon me hum sath na de kisi saans me hum aapko bhulen rab humein aisi saans...
2. Verified Msg: Hum Verified Msg: Hum Kehte Hain -HALEEM Ko Ghota Lagaya. -HALEEM Jal Gya. -HALEEM Kharab Ho Gaya. - HALEEM Thanda Ho Gaya Wagera Wagera. Jab K HALEEM ALLAH Ka Sifaati Naam Hai. Jis Ka...
3. Kisi moor per hum apko khone n Kisi moor per hum apko khone nahi denge, Juda hona b chaho to hone nahii denge, Chandni raaton mein aayegi meri yaad, Meri yaad k wo pal apko sone nahi denge...
4. Funny Question? Me Apko Funny Question? Me Apko Kis Name Se Pukaron, Ek Number Choose Karen Phr Usi Name Se Bulaonga, Aur Ap Mind Nhi Kr sakte 1 …2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10...
5. Agr apko koi Anjaan Parsel mil Agr apko koi Anjaan Parsel mile! To use Na kholen! Usme Meri Photo ho sakti hai Or apki zara si laparwahi Apko mera DIWANA bana sakti hai… =P...
6. Select 1 no apko pata chalega Select 1 no apko pata chalega k aap kis m00d k hain? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Reply Fast & must...
7. Opr wale ne apko bheja to bhej Opr wale ne apko bheja to bheja,pr bheja to aisa bheja,k bheje may bheja hi nai bheja!Dont mind,ye muje kisi or ne bheja.To maine apko bheja..Dekha mera bheja....
8. Shaadi mein Khana Khula: Shaadi mein Khana Khula: Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili. Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga. Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya? Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga. Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga....
9. jabse apko jana hai, “jabse apko jana hai, Jab se apko paya hai, Her dua me apka naam aya hai, Dil karta hai puchun us khuda se, Kya itna p¥ara dost sirf mere liye banaya hai....
10. Khana kha ker shukar kernay wa Khana kha ker shukar kernay wala , sawaab mai SABIR ROZAIDAAR k barabar hay .. ( Bukhari )...
11. Grahak : Chotu kya khana pakan Grahak : Chotu kya khana pakane me do gante lagate hai? Chotu : Ji nahi,khana to teen din pahle he ban gaya tha, ab to bus use garam kiya ja raha hai....
12. Mein Teri banana Chahti hoon, Mein Teri banana Chahti hoon, Mein tujh sa Hona chahti hoon, Tere Ishaq Mein Jana, Sudh Budh Khona Chahti hoon, Mein tujh mein dalna chahti hoon, Mein Teri hona chahti hoon, Teri ankhoon...
13. Men Saabit Kar Sakta Hun Apko Men Saabit Kar Sakta Hun Apko English Zabaan Samajh Nahi Ati… Up Up Up Bas Sabit Hua Apko ‘Up’ Ka Matlab Nahi Malum Warna Aap Neeche Nahi Aatey…...
14. Jab koi dost apko apna raaz ” Jab koi dost apko apna raaz batai tu ye samjh lena k wo apko apni izat amanat deta hai esliye amanat me khayanat mat karna…”...
15. Answers me be Honestly Answers me be Honestly’ 1: Apko sub se ziada sms send krne waley ka naam? Ans. 2: Apko preshan daikh kr kon ziada preshan hota hy? Ans. 3: Apka ideal? Ans. 4: Ap...
16. Khuda har nazr se bachaye apko Khuda har nazr se bachaye apko, Chand sitaro se zyada sajaye apko, Ghum hota hai kya? Ye pata bhi na chale, Khuda zindagi me itna hansaye apko. “AMEEN” (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ Lover ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)...
17. Dosto Apko 1 Zrori Bat Batani Dosto Apko 1 Zrori Bat Batani Hy, Ta ke Pichlay Sal Ki Tarha Apko Afsos Na Ho, Ramzan ane wala hy Jisne b Meri Aftari Karwani Hy, Pehlay Bata kr time lelain....
18. Sab se bura Khana yatim ka maa Sab se bura Khana yatim ka maal khana he. HAZRAT ALI A.S....
19. pari yahan se m apko jitna mrz pari yahan se m apko jitna mrzi chahe lamba sms kr sakta hoon akhir m kamyab ho hi geya site dhondne m shukr hai allah ka k website mil gai ab maza ayega...
20. Kahte hai rishta banana zindag Kahte hai rishta banana zindagi hai, rishta nibhana zindagi hai, kitane bhi busy Q na ho; dinbhar magar 1 pal k liye hi sahi, APNO ki yaad aana hi zindagi hai, (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´...
21. 1:APKO SB SE ZADA MSG KARNY WL 1:APKO SB SE ZADA MSG KARNY WLY KA NAM? ANS : 2:APKO PRESHAN DEK K KON ZDA PRESHAN HOTA HAI? ANS : 3:APKA IDEAL ? ANS : 4: AP K 3 BEST FRIEND...
22. shadi me khana khula Sh shadi me khana khula Shadi Me Khana Khula sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya Srdar: Dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr...
23. Andhere me raste banana muskil Andhere me raste banana muskil hota hai, Tufan me deepak jalana muskil hota hai, Dosti kisi se bhi kar lena muskil nahi, isse bas nibhana muskil hota hai...
24. Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati t Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati to ankhon me 1 ek drop elfi dal lain apko nend b achi ayegi or subh ankh b nhi khulegi Zubaida apa k andha dhund totkey...
25. Upar wale ne apko BHEJA to BHE Upar wale ne apko BHEJA to BHEJA par BHEJA to aisa BHEJA k BHEJE me BHEJA hi nahi BHEJA Dont mind ye mujhe kisi or ne BHEJA to mene apko BHEJA Dekha mera...
26. GILAFE KHANA KABA GILAFE-KHANA KABA (1)Ye Har Sal Zil Hajj Ko Tbdeel Kiya Jata He. (2) Is Ki Kimat 2 Karor Riyal He. (3)Iska Wazan 670 Kg He. (4) Ye Khalis Resham K Kapre Ka Banta...
27. RECIPE1 Take a bowl of RECIPE1- Take a bowl of grapes 2- Hold it in your Hand 3-Stand in front of mirror 4-The dish is ready…… RECIPE NAME: “LANGOOR KE HATH MAIN ANGOOR” ….. ;D hahaha *~??~Chiddi~??~*...
28. Agr koi apko dopeher 3 bje kah Agr koi apko dopeher 3 bje kahe “GUD NIGHT” ya shaam ko kahe “GUD MORNING” ya raat ko 3 bje kahe “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” to samhaj len k wo Wapda k zulm ka shikar...
29. PATHAN England me khana khany PATHAN England me khana khany gaya Wo MURGHI khana chahta tha lakin English me Murghi ka naam bhol gya Waiter:Wt do u want? PATHAN: EGG’s MOTHER plz....
30. Andhere me rasta banana mushki Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai. Tufan mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai. DOSTI kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi, Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai.....
31. Q:Jb Apko Koi Na Dekh Rha Ho O Q:Jb Apko Koi Na Dekh Rha Ho Or Ap Naak Me Ungli Dal Rahe Hon Or 1 Bohat Mota Lais Daar Naak Ka Chuha Apki Ungli Pr Lag Jai To Ap Kahan Malna...
32. Agr apko Rozon me bhok lgti ho Agr apko Rozon me bhok lgti ho to Sehri me,Sirf. 1 spon Dahi,Aadh glas milk,1 pratha desi ghe wala,2 glas Lssi,2 zingr brgr,4 kbab,4 egs fry,6 egs boil,4 to 6 glass watr,Chikn 2...
33. KHANA IS TARHA BANAO K KHANA IS TARHA BANAO K…….. WO KHANA NAI PARHE BALKE SONG K PET BHAR JAE.. HAHAHA ZOBAIDA APA KA MEHENGAI KI BACAHT K TOTKE,.,.,....
34. Apna Use Banana Gar Mere Bas M Apna Use Banana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota Lout Ata Lout Aana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota Ankhon Me Unki Jata Surat Badal Badal Kar Khawabon Me Aana Jana Gar Mere Bas Me...
35. Apko kaisa lagega br Apko kaisa lagega.. Agar neend me apka haath bistar se bahar nikle aur bed k neeche se koi use pakar le Ya aap channel badlen aur har channel me ek hi picture dikhe...
36. 1:2nam jo apko bhot pasand hn? 1:2nam jo apko bhot pasand hn? 2: 2log jin k bger ap jee nhi skty? 3: 2dost jo ap k humraz hn? 4: 2khany jo apko bht pasnd hn? 5: 2din jin k...
37. Agar apko Rozey me Bhook Lagti Agar apko Rozey me Bhook Lagti ho Tu Sehri ke waqt BISMILaH parh kar 1 Kilo Dahi, 1 Glass Doodh, 3 Se 4 Parathey, 2 Glass Lassi, 2 Zinger Burger, 4 Eggs Fry,...
38. Ghar me practis karna Ghar me practis karna 1. Aik angoor lo 2. Hath me pakro 3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho 4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-...
39. Jo banana hy isi waQt bana lo Jo banana hy isi waQt bana lo muj ko, Ab kisi or zamany pe na talo muj ko, Kisi jhumer ki tarha khud pe saja lo muj ko, Zindgi apni kisi tarha bana...
40. Aik Pathan Raat Ko Khana Kha R Aik Pathan Raat Ko Khana Kha Raha Tha… : : : : : : To Ab Kya Woh Khana Bhi Na Khaye, Jaan LeLo Pathano Ki, Har Baat Main Joke Chahiye..!...