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1. khushboo k nazool jaisa hai , khushboo k nazool jaisa hai , wo ik dost jo phool jaisa hai , hum kia karte zamane ki dosti le kar , zamana to us k qadmon ki dhool jaisa hai...
2. Sheikh 1Girl k sath chips kha Sheikh 1Girl k sath chips kha raha thaGirl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha: kuch feel ker rahe ho? Sheikh:Han! tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho..@...
3. Larki Sheikh Larkay se: Aj m Larki (Sheikh Larkay se): Aj mujhe kisi buhut hi expensive jaga ghuma lao… . . . . . Sheikh usko Petrol Pump ghuma laya ! ! !...
4. Koi Dost Ho To Tum Jaisabr “Koi Dost Ho To Tum Jaisa” “Koi Chahne Wala Ho to Tum Jaisa” “Koi Dil Se Pyara Ho To TUm Jaisa” “Sab Mujhe Yahi Kehte Hain”...
5. 1 GADHA YAR MRA M 1 GADHA YAR MRA MALIK MJY BAHOT MARTA HY. 2 GADHA. TO TU BAGH Q NAHI JATA? 1 GADHA. BAGH TO JATA MAGR YAHAN FUTURE BAHOT BRIGHT HY MALIK KI KHOOBSURAT BYTI JB...
6. Friend 2 Sheikh Muje ap Friend 2 Sheikh Muje apni ring de do main ring ko dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga Sheikh: Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k mene ring mangi thi or usne...
7. jis tarah ki hain yeh devarain jis tarah ki hain yeh devarain yeh dar jaisa bhi hai sar chupanay ko muyassar toh hai ghar jaisa bhi haiusko mujhse mujhko uss se nisbatain hain beshumaar meri chaahat ka hai mehavar...
8. Isay apnay anchal pay Chand sa Isay apnay anchal pay Chand sajany ka haq hai, Me tu fakat khushbo ho, Khushbo ka mokadar tu‘ azal se bikhar jana he likha hai. har ek ghum ka chehera ghulab jaisa hay...
9. * 1 Mithoo 0r Us Ka Malik *. . .1 Mithoo 0r Us Ka Malik Jahaz Main Safar Kr Rhe Thy… Airhostis Guzri To Totay Ne C.T Bajai… Wo Piche Mur Kr Muskurai, Malik Ne Dekha To Us Ne B...
10. Baaki sab theek hey Aik Baaki sab theek hey. Aik admi kafi arsa k bad ghar aya tou rasty mein ussy nokar mila tou maalik ne pocha k ghar kia hal hey. Nokar: ap ka kutta mar geya...
11. 1 Sheikh ko current lag gya Lo 1 Sheikh ko current lag gya Logon ne bari mushkil se tar se juda kia Or pocha k tabiyat kesi hy? Sheikh bola: mujay choro ye check karo UNIT kitne giray hen...
12. Ek Sheikh ne bus me ulti apni Ek Sheikh ne bus me ulti apni Jholi me kardi Sath bethe admi ne kaha tum ne kapre kharab q kiye Sheikh: mere ghar pe murgi hy, Ye daal chawal us ko don...
13. 1 sheikh ghar k liye hr saal 1 sheikh ghar k liye hr saal sirf 1kg ghee khredta. subha nasty m sab ko ghee waly daby pe roti pher k di jati. sheikh doby ko almari m lock rakhta 1...
14. Sheikh At petrol Pump: B Sheikh At petrol Pump: Bhai 1Rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Itna Petrol Dalwa ker Kahan Jana Hai Sheikh: Jana Kitthy v Nai bs onj e paise uraan di adat a…...
15. Ak toota 0r us ka malik jahaz Ak toota 0r us ka malik jahaz mein sefar kr rhy thy samny sy airhosts i to0ty ny usy dkh kr seti bjai airhosts muskura k chali gai phr bad mein tooty k...
16. Taxi driver to Sheikh passange Taxi driver to Sheikh passanger , Sir car k brakes fail hogaye hain! kia karon? Sheikh Passenger, Ya Allah ! Aey bhai sab se pehle tu meter band kar…...
17. Sheikh k ghar guest aaeybi Sheikh k ghar guest aaey….bivi ne kaha…. “jao mehmano k liay kuch le kar aao” sheikh bahar gaya, aur…. TAXI le aya…;-)...
18. * Phool Mehka To Hua *. . .Phool Mehka To Hua Roop Sharaare Jaisa Iss Se Aage Ka Fasaana Hai Hamaare Jaisa Kis Nikalte Huay Sooraj Ki Talab Ki Maine Hashr Mera Jo Hua Subh K Taare Jaisa...
19. Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan b Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja rahi then Sheikh: Kahan ja rahi ho or kia le kar ja rahi ho? Cheunti: ßhai bhooka marne se to behtar hai hijrat kr jain. (¯`v´¯)...
20. Rukhsti K Wqt Dulhan Car Me Be Rukhsti K Wqt Dulhan Car Me Bethany Lgi To Boli : Itni Bri Car? Dulha: Asi MALIK aa Ghr Ponchny Pr: Itna Bra Ghar? Dulha: Asi MALIK aa Jb Kmray Me Ayi To...
21. Girl 2 Sheikh: Mujhe apn Girl 2 Sheikh: Mujhe apni breslet de do main isko dekh k tmhen yaad krun gi Sheikh: Tm ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k mene mangi thi usne nhi di;...
22. Imam Azam Abu Hanifa : Imam Azam Abu Hanifa : “BeNamazi ko Qaid me dal diya jay Us wqt tk jb tk Toba na kr le” Imam Shafi: “Be Namazi Wajibul Qatal hy” Imam Ahmed bin Hanbal: “Namaz...
23. Sania:Me tmare lie sb chor dun Sania:Me tmare lie sb chor dungi Malik:Ami Abu? Sania:G Malik:Khana pina Sania:G Malik:Frnds? Snia:G Malik: “jo ye msg parh raha hai os” ko B? Sania:Zuban sambal k gal kr malka ! O mera...
24. Insan Bhi Intehai Bewaqoof HY Insan Bhi Intehai Bewaqoof HY Chahta HY K Usy KAMYABI Mile Lekin Jab MASJID Se AZAAN Me (5)Martaba Aawaz Aati HY HAYYA ALAL FALLAH (Aao Kamyabi Ki Taraf) To Os Taraf Jane Ki...
25. Sheikh shadi wali rat apni bv Sheikh shadi wali rat apni bv se: apna haath dejiay BV n sharma k hath aagay barha dia or ankhain band ker leen, jab thori dair me ankhain kholeen to sheikh marker se...
26. 1 BEWAQOOF 2 PERFECT 1. BEWAQOOF 2. PERFECT 3. VERY BEAUTIFUL 4. KUCH KHAS NAHI 5. I LOVE U 6. LOVELY 7. MASOOM 8. SO SWEET 9. BHOOT 10. Shakal say kamina lagta ha....
27. Sheikh: Saath walon se zara io Sheikh: Saath walon se zara iodex le ao. Biwi:Wo log nahi denge. Sheikh: Han baray hi kanjoos aur kaminay log hain, Chal almari vichu apni kadd le....
28. Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gi Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya, sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila kion?? sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!:-D...
29. 7 Asmanon K Naam Or Colours 7 Asmanon K Naam Or Colours. 1.Rafi (Paani Jaisa) 2.Qaydoom (Tanby- Jaisa) 3.Madoon (Peetal-Jaisa) 4.Arfaloon (Chandi-Jaisa) 5.Hayoon (Sonay-Jaisa) 6.Aroos (Yaqoot Sabz) 7.Ajma (Safaid Moti)....
30. Jisyar dey yar hazar hovan,b Jisyar dey yar hazar hovan, Us yar nu yar na samjhin. Jerha had ton wad k pyar kary, Us pyar nu pyar na sajhin. Hovay yar tay devay khaar tenu, Us khaar nu...
31. Women Dr Se? Mere pati Women. Dr. Se? Mere pati mujh se sex nhe krte. Dr= ye 1 goli roz khilana. Orat ne 1 goli khilai to raat ko pati ne sex kia. Next day 2 goli di...
32. Sheikh Ghalti sy1Din5 Rupy ka Sheikh Ghalti sy1Din5 Rupy ka sika kha gya, Roz Bathroom ja kr Zor lgata pr sika na Nikla. Kafi Din ki koshish k baad 1 Din sika nikal gia. sheikh bohot khush tha....
33. Sheikh at shop: B Sheikh at shop: Bhai, 1 Rs. ka easy load kar do! ShopKeeper: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms? Sheikh: Karna te kuj v nai… Bus awein paise uraan di aadat...
34. Sheikh: pent ki silai kitni hy Sheikh: pent ki silai kitni hy? Tailor: Rs.250 Sheikh: Nikar ki? Tailr: Rs.150 Sheikh: Nikar he c do Pr lambai pairon tk rkhna maine Namaz b parni hoti hai...
35. Agr 3 din tk subha neend se ja Agr 3 din tk subha neend se jaag kr kangi na ki jaye Aur na Mu Dhoya Jaye To Hair Style Aur Mu “Rahman Malik” jaisa ho jata hy “Wiki Leaks”...
36. Jenday Man Day Andar Aal e Nab Jenday Man Day Andar Aal e Nabi (A.S) Da Aehtiram Nahi Howay Koi Bashar Mola Ali (A.S) Da Jay Ghulam Nahi Bhawein Koi Howay Namazi Zikar e Ali (A.S) Tay Howay Na Razi...
37. SWEET SMS Poori kainat “SWEET SMS” Poori kainat me koi nhi Hamaray “Nabi” jaisa, Na koi Kalam “Quraan” jaisa, Na koi mazhab “Islam” jaisa, Na koi shaheed “Hussain” jaisa, Na koi bahadur “Ali” jaisa, Na koi Alamdar...
38. Ey sady LAHORE da bazar Ey sady LAHORE da bazar hovy Klay ring di Honda car hovy Aghay bethi Degree Colage di mutyar hovy Dekh k kuryan khen Khas”@bi” werga koi sada v yaar hovy...
39. Ak Jatt Ki Love Story, Ak Jatt Ki Love Story, Me 3 saal ka tha wo peda hui Maine skool admshn lia vo 2 sal ki thi Me primary me tha wo prep me thi Me midle me...
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