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1. 2mah ky bachy ki lash meli os 2mah ky bachy ki lash meli os ka adha dhar kata howa tha peat tak (wo larki hai ya larka?) wo ajeeb log hain magreb ki trf monh kr ky nimaz nahi party...
2. BACHO KA DUSHMAN SEX KI DUKAN BACHO KA DUSHMAN SEX KI DUKAN ! ! I AM PATHAN ! ! NA CHOOT KI ARZU NA MAM’MO PE DEHAN ! ! I AM PATHAN ! ! 12 SE 18 SAAL K...
3. ** 2 Hamshakl Jurwan Bachy Sa *”* 2 Hamshakl Jurwan Bachy Sakht Sardi k Mosam M Apne kamre M bethy Thy, In m s 1 hans hns k loot poot ho rha tha or 2usra udas kone m betha...
4. Aye naye saal bata, tujh main Aye naye saal bata, tujh main naya pan kiya hai? Har taraf khalq nay Q shorr macha rakha hai Roshni din ki wohi taaron bharee raat wohi Aaj hum ko nazar aati hai...
5. Ik 90 Saal k zaeef insan hospi Ik 90 Saal k zaeef insan hospital main hai un k liye dua ki khasoosi darkhast hay! Un ki tamam umer neki k kam kerte hi guzar gye he. Un k ghar walay...
6. Shaadi se pehley Husband k mob Shaadi se pehley Husband k mobile main wife ka naam “My Love”:) se save tha Shaadi k baad “My sweet wife”:) 1 saal baad “Mrs”:) 2 saal baad “Home”:) 4 saal baad “Chairman”;)...
7. Maa Bap Me Sepration Hoei To M Maa Bap Me Sepration Hoei To Masla Bachy Ka Hoa K Kon Rakhy. Faisla Hoa K Bachy Ko Chup Kr Pathar Maro Agr Bachy Ne Oei Maa Kaha To Maa Jeeti, Agr Bap...
8. 4 Saal ka bacha aur bachi ek s 4 Saal ka bacha aur bachi ek sath naha rahay thay Bachi: Main tumhari NoNo pakron Bacha: Chal pagli apni to tor di ab meri bi Toro gi kya....
9. GUZARTAY SAAL KI BAS YE GUZARTAY SAAL KI BAS YE HI EK DUA HAI HAR SAAL JAANAM TERE WAJOOD KI ROSHNI MERE GIRD UJALA BANI RAHAY MERA MAN ANGAN TERE QURB SAY MEHKTA RAHAY TERI MOHABBATON KI PHUHAAR...
10. Ek Pathan 15 Saal Allah Se Ro Ek Pathan 15 Saal Allah Se Ro Ro Kar Aulad K Liye Dua Mangta Raha. 1 Din Pathan K Paas Farishta Aaya or Bola. Khan Tujhe Allah ka Waasta Hai, Pehle Shadi To...
11. Govt, school k bachy kisi ko g Govt, school k bachy kisi ko ghaseet k school le ja rahy thy, 1 Buzurg; Ary isay kyun ghaseet rahay ho? Bachay; yeh pura pura mahina shool nahi Aata, Buzurg; isko chor do...
12. ** Saal Ha Saal Guzrne P Bhi *”* Saal Ha Saal Guzrne P Bhi Ay Dil Zadgan, Aaj Ki Shaam Manate Hwe Dar Lagta H, *”* Muskurate Hwe Chehron K Bhanwar Hen Lekin, Aakhri Shama Jalate Hwe Dar Lagta H...
13. 3 College girls apis mein bat 3 College girls apis mein batein kar rahi hain.. 1st Girl: HATH mein lo, to DABANAY ko DIL karta hai.. 2nd Girl: Haan yaar, aur agar DABAO, to CHOOSNAY ko DIL karta hai.....
14. BOY: Mujhse Shaadi Karo Gi ? BOY: “Mujhse Shaadi Karo Gi” ? GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaa ? BOY: Achi Film Hy Na ? GIRL: Kuttey K Bachy ! BOY: Whaaaaaaaat ? GIRL:Kitnay Cute Hotay Hain Na…*?...
15. Suna Hai Nayaa Saal Pher Aarah Suna Hai Nayaa Saal Pher Aaraha Hai Khushian B Hongi , Baharain B Hongi Mager Hum Tu Guzray December Ki Sochoon Mein Gum Hain K Jab Tu Meray Pass Thi Hath Tiara Meray...
16. Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye, Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye, Es Naya Saal ko Galey lagayye, Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jukakey. Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke. *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*...
17. Kuch Is Tarha Naye Saal Ka Aag Kuch Is Tarha Naye Saal Ka Aaghaz Karo Har Ek Ghar Ko Majlis Se Phir Aabad Karo Matam o Noha o Girya Ki Sadayein Goonjein Mil K Har Dushman e Shabbeer (A.S) Ko...
18. Ab k saal kuch aisa karna br Ab k saal kuch aisa karna Apney pichley bara maah k Dukh sukh ka andaza karna Bisri yaadein taza karna Sada sa ik kagaz ley kar Bhooley bisrey pal likh lena Phir iss...
19. Agr choty bachy k pait me kery Agr choty bachy k pait me kery ho jaen to bachy k pamper me biscuit rakh den jese hi keera biscuit khane aae foran pkr len.. ZUBAIDA AAPA K DETECTIVE TOTKEY...
20. Ek Aurat ne 10 Saal k Bachay k Ek Aurat ne 10 Saal k Bachay ko Cigarette Peety Dekha to Reh Na Saki, Aur Bachay se Kaha: “Kia Tumary Parents ko Maloom hai k Tum Cigarette Peety ho?” BACHA (Mun se...
21. Professor: Tum 20 saal k Professor: Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi karo ge ya apne se 20 saal bari se? Student: Sir! Depend karta hai ke kon Khoobsurat hai. Aapki Beti ya aapki Biwi. .*...
22. 1 sheikh ghar k liye hr saal 1 sheikh ghar k liye hr saal sirf 1kg ghee khredta. subha nasty m sab ko ghee waly daby pe roti pher k di jati. sheikh doby ko almari m lock rakhta 1...
23. 35 Saal ki Lady Balcony Se Nee 35 Saal ki Lady Balcony Se Neeche Kachre ke dibbe me giri. . . . . . Ya Dekh Kay Pathan Nay Kaha Husband Zyada he Shokeen Lagta hai. Werna Abhi 5 10...
24. 4 Girl to Boy : Shadi k liye (4) Girl to Boy : Shadi k liye ko Girl to Boy : Shadi k liye konsi date rakhen Boy : 22 December Girl : koi khas waja Boy : han SAAL ki...
25. ek 72 saal ki budhi meku kar ek 72 saal ki budhi meku kar rahi thi jis per us k 82 saal k budhe shohar ne kaha k a zulekha ki amma is umer me tujhe kon dekhe ga jo...
26. kutty ka bachy ager dubara wro kutty ka bachy ager dubara wrong number pa call ya msg kiya tou gar sa tumri behain ko utha ka uski phudi marun ga randy ka bachy...
27. Is saal clocks 1 ghanta agay k Is saal clocks 1 ghanta agay krny k bajaye calendar 1 saal agay kiye jaenge jis k mutabiq 2011 k baad 2013 ajayega. Is se Pakistan mei poory 1 saal ki bijli bachegi...
28. 1 sardar shadi k foran bad nok 1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri k silsily me dosray mulk chala gya. 5 saal bad wapis aya to ghar me ghusty hi 3 bachy Papa kehty huay us se chimat gaye!...
29. Aurat bachy k sath khilono ki Aurat bachy k sath khilono ki shop se guzri Bacha zid krne lga k khilona lena ha, boht samjhanay ke bawjood bache ne zid jary rakhi ORAT: Khan sab Zara isko dantna KHAN:...
30. Bachy 1 Lrki Ko Ghaseet K scho Bachy 1 Lrki Ko Ghaseet K schol Ly Ja Rhy Thy 1Bzurg Bole: Isko Chor Do Ye Khud Schol Jaegi Bachy:Baba G Ye Hmari Miss Ha Roz Schol Sy Date par Bhag Jati...
31. Ek bachy ka dost samandr mein Ek bachy ka dost samandr mein doob k mar gya woh roz samandr k kinary jata or kharaa ho jata lehrain ati or us ke pair bhigo k chali jatin or woh roty...
32. Mery 19 Bachy Hain br Mery 19 Bachy Hain. Aap k kitny bachy hain. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aray...
33. Phir naya saal Aanay ko haib Phir naya saal Aanay ko hai Khuda keray ke yeah saal gaye saal ke zakhmoon pe marham rakhay Khuda keray ke yeah saal nai khushioon ki navid lai ke beeta saal buhat se...
34. 1 pari ne 60 saal k shadi shud 1 pari ne 60 saal k shadi shuda jorre se kaha; Me Tm dono ki 1 khawish puri kr skti Hun! Bv: Me apne sohar k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti...
35. Kai Saal Guzray K Kai Saal Guzray Kai Saal Beetay Shab-o-Roz ke Gardishon ka Tasalsul Dil-o-Jaan Main Sansoon Ki Pertien Ulat’tay Howay Zalzaloon ke tarhaa Hanpta hai Chatakhtay Hue Khwaab Ankhon ke Nazuk Ragain Cheeltay hain Mager...
36. Ticket Checker: Bachy Ticket Checker: “Bachy Ka Ticket Half Nai Pora Hoga, Is ki Umer 12 Se Ziada Hai” Father Angrily: “Is Ki Umer 12 Se Ziada Kese Ho Skti Hai? 12 Sal To Meri Shadi...
37. MOTHER: Beti Ab Tum 16 Saal Ki MOTHER: Beti Ab Tum 16 Saal Ki Ho Gai Ho Waqt Aa Gaya Hay Sex K Barey Main Jan’ny Ka… , , . . . GIRL: Jee Ammi, Poochen Kia, Poochna Hai....
38. Aik Sardar ne aik bachy sy puc Aik Sardar ne aik bachy sy pucha k tm ko A,B,C Aaty hai tu bachy ny kaha k mjy 9 tk aty hai. Sarther ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy...
39. Boy: me 4 saal ka hoon, Boy: me 4 saal ka hoon, Or tum? Girl: me bhi 4 saal ki hoon Boy: Tu fir chal na, sharmana kya? Girl: kahan? Boy: p0lio k Qatrey peany....
40. Ek CUTE se 6 sal k Bachay ka C Ek CUTE se 6 sal k Bachay ka CUTE se 5 sal ke Bachi ko propose kerne ka style. BOY: Oye tum melay sath shadi tulo di? Girl: Nai Boy: Peesh! Girl: Nai...