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1. ik din ik pataan nay ik larki ik din ik pataan nay ik larki ko nagaa dakha pataan larki ki tarf he dakhta gaya larki boli kiya kbi koi nagi larki nai daki kiya pataan bola larkiya tu dakhi hai...
2. Xtreme kamina bacha! Son: papa Xtreme kamina bacha! Son: papa ap ki lovemarrige hoi thi na Dad:Yes son pr tum ko kese pata Son: QK ap ki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka...
3. Baap: oye to larki dekh aya? Baap: oye to larki dekh aya? Kaisi hai? Pappu: rang sa kali aur kaan se kam sunti hai Baap: zra englsh ma kaho. Pappu: BLACK-BERRY hai....
4. IK LARKI IK GALI SE GUZRA KART IK LARKI IK GALI SE GUZRA KARTI THI US K CHERAY PE NAQAB HOA KARTA THA, IK LARKA USE ROZ DEKHTA THA SHAID WO USE DIL SE CHATA THA, WAQT GUZARTA RAHA SILSILA...
5. Bacha: mene hathi k samNe 12 k Bacha: mene hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye aik q Nhi khaya? Admi:hathi ka pait bhar gya hoga Bacha: nahi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha . Acha dubara mene hathi...
6. Larki ka bap larki se: jise tu Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car jaidad he. Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen wo bhi aap k bare ma yahi...
7. 1 BACHA APNI AMI SE POCHTA HY 1 BACHA APNI AMI SE POCHTA HY K MAMA YE PRAGNET KIS KO KAHTE HN TO US KI MAMA KAHTI HN K GUSA HONE KO KAHTE HN….DOOSRE DIN BACHA SCHOOL JATE HOWE 1...
8. Larka Larki Se: P Larka Larki Se: Poora Ander Gaya..? Larki: Ahhhh..Haan Gaya.. Larka: Tight Hai Kia Ziada Takleef To Nahi Ho Rahi..? Larki: Uuff..Haan Thori Thori.. Larka: Oye Chotay.. Baji Ko 8 Number Ka JOOTA Dikha...
9. Larke wale:hum ko larki pasand Larke wale:hum ko larki pasand he shadi kb krni he? Larki wale:abi to larki parh rhi he. . . . Larke wale:Hmara beta knsa bacha he jo kitaben phaar dega . . ....
10. * 1 larki apny test krwany *. . .1 larki apny test krwany gai to us ki rports kisi se badl gai. Doctor, mubark ho ap pragnt hn. Larki. Toba ha ab to ungli ka b koi etbar ni...
11. * 1 larka or larki ki *. .1 larka or larki ki shadi hui to ap yaqeen karo k dosre din hi un ka bacha hua khana kharab hogya fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D...
12. Larki: Ami Ami ye parosi ka la Larki: Ami Ami ye parosi ka larka mujhy bar bar kiss kar k bhag jata hai, Ammi muskurai or boli: Bara badmash hai, Bilkul apne baap per gaya hai....
13. SUPER BEZTI Larki SUPER BEZTI Larki: Tm itne Kaalay kyun ho?? Larka: Kaala main ho tumharay Baap ka kya jata hay?? Larki: Mere baap ka chala jata to tm itne Kaalay na hote....
14. Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha. Jab Wo Wapis Aya To Us K Baap Ny Pucha: Urh K Kaisa Laga? He Replied: Bohat Maza Ayaa, Muje Dekh K Har Koi Taaliyan Baja Rha...
15. Nadaan Larki Bilkul Seedha Nadaan Larki—- Bilkul Seedha aagay BhaRna Chahti hai !!! ye jantay huay bhi ke Hazaar Rakawtain uss ke raastay meen hain Nadaan Larki—- uss ghar ko sajhanay wali jo uss ka hai hi...
16. ?Jab Koi Larki Ghar Se Bhag J ?”Jab Koi Larki Ghar Se Bhag Jane Ki Dhamki De To Uske Maan Baap Ko Chahiye Usay Ganja Kar ke Bitha Den, 5 Maheene Tak Bhagne Ka Naam Nahi Le gi” Zubaida Aapa...
17. Larky wale: Hum ko larKi Larky wale: Hum ko larKi pasand hai shadi Kab Krni hai LarKi wale: Abi to larKi perh rahi hai LarKy wale: Hmara beta Konsa bacha hai Jo Kitaben phaar dega.....
18. 1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha. 1 Admi Ne Dekha Tu Bola: Jo Log Ziada Metha Khate Hen Un Ka Jaldi Intiqal Ho Jata He Bacha:...
19. Ek bacha apne papa se: Ek bacha apne papa se: papa mane b apni shadi pe kanjrian nachani hen, Jeisy apki shadi ki video me thin. Papa: kutte deya putra o teriyan phuphian san. .*...
20. 1 clas ka bacha apnibr 1 clas ka bacha apni Mis se kehta he Me apko kesa lgta hn Mis so swet Bacha:To phr me apne ammi abbu ko ap k ghr kb bhejn Mis: wo q Bacha:Take...
21. Hazrat MOHAMMAD SAW Farma Hazrat MOHAMMAD (S.A.W ) Farmate Hain: Ek Aurat ke Liye Ye Bohat Hi Mubarak Hai Ke Uski Pehli Aulaad Larki Ho, 2. Jis Shaks Ko Kuch Betiyan Milen Aur Wo Unke Saath Naik...
22. Shehri Bacha: Papa Aaj BohaT G Shehri Bacha: Papa Aaj BohaT Garmi Hy Papa:Hm Aj Hi AC Lgwa Lngy Gaon ka Bcha: Aba Aj Bari Grmi Ay Abba:Ja Kanjra Tind Krwa K Aa Tenu Hosh Aaway....
23. ** Bacha Dadi se *”* Bacha Dadi se. Dadi kya hm hmesha 5 hi rhenge? Aap, papa, mom, baji aur m, Dadi, nhi tmari shadi hogai to hm 6 hojaenge, Bacha, phr baji ki shadi hogai to...
24. *Tension* Larki Ne Apse *Tension* Larki Ne Apse Lift Mangi Raste Me Uski Tabiat Kharab H0gai Aap Hospital Le Gay Doc Bola Ap Bap Ban’ne Wale Hoapk0 Tension Ap Bole Me Iska Bap Nahi Phr Larki Say...
25. 1 gaon me 1 larki ko 1 larkay 1 gaon me 1 larki ko 1 larkay se pyar ho gaya mgar larkay ne larki ko thukra dia Larki ne khud’kushi ka faisla kia or raat ko darya me kood gai mgar...
26. Son:abu bacha ziada intelegent Son:abu bacha ziada intelegent hota hi ya baap? Father:baap son:abu pakistan kis ne bnaya? Father:Qaid-e-Azam ne. Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?@...
27. Woh Ek Larki Jo Meri Ghazal Ha Woh Ek Larki Jo Meri Ghazal Hai Woh Ek Larki Jo Khilti Kanwal Hai Woh Ek Larki Jo Taj Mehal Hai, Woh Ek Larki Tum Hi To Ho. Woh Us Ki Gasoo Kaali...
28. 1 bacha school bus main driver 1 bacha school bus main driver k pechay betha khud se batain kar raha tha; agar meri maa hathni aur baap hathi hota to main aik chota hathi hota hahahaha.. agar maa chirya...
29. Bacha: Mama Mujhe Bhai Chaiye Bacha: Mama Mujhe Bhai Chaiye Mama: Beta Aap K Papa U.S.A Gae Hue Hain Wo Aa Jaen Phr Sochen Ge Bacha: Mama Aap Driver Se Baat Karo Papa Ko Surprise Denge. .*...
30. Ak larky ko larki se pyar hoga Ak larky ko larki se pyar hogaya Larki ne larky se kaha tm mre lye kia kr skty ho Larka bola jo tm kaho wo karonga Larki ne kaha agr tm mjse sache...
31. Islam mein BETI ki ahmiyat Islam mein “BETI” ki ahmiyat…!! Hazrat MOHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) farmate hain: 1. Aurat k liye ye bht hi mubarak hai k uski pehli oulad larki ho, 2. Jis shaks ke betiyan hon us ko...
32. Son: bacha ziada intelligent h Son: bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap? Father: Baap son: acha, Pakistan kis ne bnaya?. Father:Quaid.E. AZAM ne. Son: un k baap ne Q nahi banaya:-)...
33. Ek bacha apne papa se: papa ma Ek bacha apne papa se: papa mai ne b apni shadi per Heejrey nachane hain aap ki shadi ki tarhan! Papa: Kutte k bachay wo teri phupphiyan thi.@...
34. 1 Bache ne new Car pe pathar s 1 Bache ne new Car pe pathar se Scratch daal diya, Jab Baap ne dekha to us ne Ghusse me Hathori Bache ko maari, hathori sir pe lagi or bacha tarap tarap kar...
35. Son: abu bacha ziada intelegen Son: abu bacha ziada intelegent hota hi ya baap? Father: baap son: abu telephone kis ne bnaya? Father: Garaham bell ne. Son: us k baap ne kyun nai bnaya...
36. 1 bacha zong k office ja kar l 1 bacha zong k office ja kar larki ko I LOVE U kehta hai, LARKI: tumhari himmat kaise hui? BACHA: Aap hi to kehte ho zong lo or “SAB KEH DO”...
37. Bacha! Papa aaj se school may Bacha! Papa aaj se school may 1 period SEX EDUCATION ka be shuru ho gaya hai Papa!Good, lakin tum apni LULLI Q hila rahay ho? Bacha!Papa HOME WORK mila hai;-)...
38. ¤Bacha maa se: Mom yeh ¤Bacha maa se: Mom yeh pregnant kia hota hai? Mom ne ghuse se dikha to woh samjha ghuse ko pregnant kehte hein 2nd day beta school sey wapis atay huay 1 larki k...
39. 1 BACHA NEW CAR PE PEN SE SCRA 1 BACHA NEW CAR PE PEN SE SCRATCH DAAL RHA THA. BAAP NE US KO ZORDAR THAPAR MARA. JIS SE USKI MOUT HO GAI. BAAP APNE KIYE PE BOHT RO RAHA THA K...
40. 1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Gi 1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Giya. . Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ke Yeh Kiss Ka Bacha Hai? . Larki: Papa Missed Call to sb Hi Marte Thy, Pata nai Kis ki...