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1. Ek Maa Bache ko Goud me Liye R Ek Maa Bache ko Goud me Liye Ro rahi thi wahan se 1 Khush Posh Admi Guzra or Rone ki waja pochi to Aurat ne kaha, Mera Bacha Beemar hy or Dawa k...
2. Har Fard Ko Sahab e Ehsas Bana Har Fard Ko Sahab e Ehsas Bana Deti Hai Zaheen Ko Fiqa Ka Akaas Bana Deti Hai Fatima Zehra (S.A) K Bachon Ki Ghulami Kar Lo Yeh Wafadar Ko Abbas (A.S) Bana Deti...
3. O level k bache Zoo me:oH woW O level k bache Zoo me:”oH woW look that monky he is sleeping don’t dsturb,” Govrmnt schol k bache “- OYE DKH TERA BAP SO RHA HA PATHAR MAR SALE Ko”...
4. 3 bachon wali 1 bewa orat ne 3 3 bachon wali 1 bewa orat ne 3 bachon wale shohar se shadi ki, shadi k baad donon k 3 bache peda hogaye 1 din ghar main bachon ki zabardast jang lag gai....
5. Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiy ‘Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai? Molvi: Nahi, Pathan: Hoti hai yaar! Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai. Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai.’...
6. Ek Molvi kahin ja raha tha Ra Ek Molvi kahin ja raha tha. Raste me Us k uper Brezzar aa gira. . . . Molvi: Kaisa Zamana aagaya he Aam koi choos raha he or Chilke Hum per phenk raha...
7. Aik sheikh sahab ko current la Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya. Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao. Sheikh sahab kehtay hain: “Mujhay choro, daikho bahar unit to nahe gir rahay hain?”...
8. Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Ho Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya Report Bohat Kharab Thi . . Sardar Bache Se Bola “Oy School Te School… Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai.”...
9. MOLVI say kisi ney Poocha,br MOLVI say kisi ney Poocha, Kiya khao gay Halwa ya Murghi..? Molvi: Allah tujhe aise hee preshaan karey, jiss tarah tu ney mujhey preshani mein daal diya hai…...
10. PATHAN: Molvi Sahb Kia W PATHAN: Molvi Sahb Kia Wazoo K Beghair NAMAZ Ho jati Hai? MOLVI: Nhi Hoti PATHAN: Hojati Hai Yara MOLVI: O Bhai Nhi Hoti PATHAN: Mene Khud Parh K Dekhi Hai. .*...
11. 1 Sardar Bus mein 1 molvi dekh 1 Sardar Bus mein 1 molvi dekh kar darte darte poochta hy, . . . Molvi Saab, Tussi . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dam darood...
12. Pathan Molvi sa p Pathan Molvi sa pathan Molvi sa: Namaz sikkha do Molvi: (sana) aati hai Pathan: sana tu nahi os ki chooti behan Hina aati hai...
13. Pehla roza tha Molvi sahib ne Pehla roza tha Molvi sahib ne kaha k aaj jo dua mango gay kabol ho gi…. Pathan bola, molvi g, dua karo kal eid hojaye...
14. Sahab naukrani se: Tum b Sahab naukrani se: Tum begum sahiba se zayada maza deti ho. Naukrani: G sahab,lekin saaray naukar kehtay hain k begum sahiba tum se zayada maza deti hai?...
15. Mezban Molvi se: Ap K Liye KAD Mezban Molvi se: Ap K Liye KADDU SHARIF Banwaon? MOLVI : Gunahgar Insan Hon KADDU SHARIF K Qabil Nhi Hun, Aisa Kren 1 BADMAASH MURGHA Paka lein.....
16. Pathan:Molvi sahb 1 masla malo Pathan:Molvi sahb 1 masla malom karna hyKia larrkion ko chup chup k dekhne se gunah milta hai?Molvi: pata nhi lekin main ehtyatan astaghfar parrh leta hun...
17. EIK MOLVI KI SHADI NAI HO RAHI EIK MOLVI KI SHADI NAI HO RAHI THI WO APNI MAA KO SATH LAY KR MANNAT MANGNAY K LIYA GAYA WAHAN USS KI MAA GHUM HO GAI MOLVI NA KHAHA WAH KHUDA G...
18. Molvi Saab was online on Faceb Molvi Saab was online on Facebook. A man in chat: Molvi saab, Kal mere betay ne cigarette pi aur jab main ne usse mara to us ne meri shirt phar di. Molve: LOLZ...
19. Ek molvi juma ki taqreer me ba Ek molvi juma ki taqreer me bar bar ye keh rha tha:Muje rasulaan nal pyar he.me ohna waste kush v kar sakda ha Agle jume pind vich na molvi c, na rasulaan bibi...
20. 1 Molvi Nargis se masjid ka ch 1 Molvi Nargis se masjid ka chanda mangne gaya. . NARGIS:Aap log to kehte hen k hamarey paisey Napaak hain? MOLVI: G, is pesay se hum LETREEN banwaen ge.....
21. gujjar ki majj masjid me chali gujjar ki majj masjid me chali gai. molvi sahab ne gujjar ko boat danta.. gujjar bola molvi sahab janwar c galti naal aa gaya kadi sanu wekhya j ty daso..??...
22. ek larki molvi se : agar mai k ek larki molvi se : agar mai kisi larky ko kiss karon to kahan jaon gi? Molvi: dozakh nain jao gi Larki:agar main aap ko kiss karon to? Molvi (muskara kar) .bare chalak...
23. Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother k Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja karen, Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k bache ko Parhaya Karen, Sunga Na Karen..!...
24. Molvi ne pathan se phocha: Gu Molvi ne pathan se phocha: “Gusal k kiitne farz hain” Pathan: 3 Molvi: “Shabash kon kon se?” Pathan: Shampo, Sabun Or Tolya....
25. 1 Molvi Ne Jesy Tesy Kr K 1 La 1 Molvi Ne Jesy Tesy Kr K 1 Larki Set Ki, Or Usse 12 Baje Milne Ka Time Diya, Lekin 12 Baje wo Nahi Aai, Molvi Se Sabar Na Howa, Usne Masjid K...
26. Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Thab Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi “Beta Jaldi se Ye Halwa Kha lo Warna Me Un Uncle Ko...
27. Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panja Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui. uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha, paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay ka swab hota hay bivi maan gai, Bohat maza...
28. 1 Bache ne new Car pe pathar s 1 Bache ne new Car pe pathar se Scratch daal diya, Jab Baap ne dekha to us ne Ghusse me Hathori Bache ko maari, hathori sir pe lagi or bacha tarap tarap kar...
29. pathan molvi se molvi sa pathan molvi se molvi saheb mujay namaz sikha do. molvi:sana aati hai. pathan nhe us ki choti behn hina aati hai....
30. Nikah K bad Dulha molvi se: Fe Nikah K bad Dulha molvi se: Fees? Molvi: Bv ki khbsurti K mutabq de do Dulhe ne 10 rupe diy Achanak hwa se Lrki ka ghongt uth gya Molvi:Baqaya to LeLo bhai....
31. 1 Mölvi sheela ki jawani song 1 Mölvi sheela ki jawani song dekh raha tha, Ek Shks ne dekha or bola: Molvi sahab ap bhi? Mölvi: “Pagal k Bache Mey is ko Näfrat ki Nigaah sy dekh raha hon”....
32. Aik Pathan masjid mein namaz p Aik Pathan masjid mein namaz parhney jaata hai to molvi sahab kehtey hain key tamaam hazraat apne apne mobile phones ka switch off kardein phir pathan bhaag baag kar ghar jaata hai or...
33. 1 Sahab 5 Star Hotel Gye, br 1 Sahab 5 Star Hotel Gye, Waiter Ko Bulaya Or Us Ko 500 Dey Ker Kaha Ye Inam Ha Us Ehsan Ka Jo Aaj Sham Tum Mujh Pe Karo Gey Waiter : No...
34. Agar chote bache ke pait main Agar chote bache ke pait main keere ho jayen to bache ko pamper main biscuit rakh den jese hi keera biscuit khane aaye foran pakar len.. Zubaida Aapa ke Detective Totkay.....
35. * Molvi ne raat ko aik hasee *. .Molvi ne raat ko aik haseen larki ko dekh kar pucha: sunain G…! Aap kon hAin? Girl: ghusse se ! CHURAIL, Molvi: Ty Fyaer chembardi kyun ne. .*...
36. Aik Sardar k 4 bache theybr Aik Sardar k 4 bache they. govt ne elaan kia k jis k 5 bache honge use Rs. 20,000 mahana wazeefa dia jayga. Sardar ne bivi ko kaha k mera 1 Beta meri...
37. Girl molvi sè I LOVE YOU Girl molvi sè “I LOVE YOU” Molvi, ASTAGFIRULLH Girl, I MISS YOU Molvi, NAAOZBILLH Girl, I KISS YOU Molvi, BISMILLAH BISMILLAh. Karlaan...
38. Molvi di girl friend Molvi Nu Molvi di girl friend Molvi Nu Time de k na aai,molvi intizar krda rya,intzar krn to baad Masjid wich gia tay speaker nu on kr k kainda.”Hazrat! Changi ni keti ?...
39. Admi: Molvi Sahab Pisty ka Hal Admi: Molvi Sahab Pisty ka Halwa Zyada laziz hota hy Ya Badam ka? Molvi: Mamla Insaf ka hy Is Liye Halwon ki Gair MojudGi Main Faisla Nhi hoskta…...
40. Larka : Molvi sahab kya Girl f Larka : Molvi sahab kya Girl friend k saath sona Haram hai? Molvi : Beta baat haram halal ki nahi hai Masla yeh hai k tum log sotay nhi ho naa;-)....