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Exam SMS

ALLAH k Khof se Girne wala An

“ALLAH k Khof se Girne wala Ansoo Be’shak chota Q na ho,

Lekin is me itni TAQAT hoti hai k Wo SAMANDAR k barabar Gunah mita deta hai.”

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Log kehte hain tera dost

Log kehte hain

tera dost bewafa hai

Me ne kaha itni

wafa kisi me

nahi hogi

Log kehte hain

tujhe yaad tak nahi karta

Me ne kaha ye b

wafa ki ek Adda

hogi.’

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uman brain is the most o

uman brain is the most

outstanding object in world.

It functions 24 hours a day,

365 days a year.

It functions right from the time we are born,

and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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doob rahi hain sansain magar y

doob rahi hain sansain magar yah gumaan baqi hai..

aney ka kisi shakhs k abhi imkaan baqi hai..

muddat hoi ik shakhs ki bichre howe lakin..

aaj tak mere dil pey ek insaan baqi hai..

kashti zara kinare k qareeb hi rakhna..

bikhri howi lahroon main abhi tofaan baqi hai..

tumhare hi ashkoon ne honth si die warna..

abhi to mere dukhon ki bohat dastaan baqi hai..

ghamoon se kahdo k abhi na rakht-e safar bandahin k

Aamir

abhi to mere jism main kuch or jaan baqi hai…

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2 bachy examinatin hall mein b

2 bachy examinatin hall mein bethy they

examiner bahut sakht tha

cheating nahen karne de rha tha

ek bachey ne chit likh k examinr ko di.

Examiner khamoshi sy ja k apni chair py beth gya.

2sra bacha pehle se: yr tu ne kya likha?

bache ne kaha

“SIR PeECHeY Se APKI PANT PHATI hui Hai”.:

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A poem by bahadur shah papu

A poem by bahadur shah papu.

Lgta nhi hy dil mera ab ksi SAWAAL me,

Kis ki bani hy is examination hall me,

Wqt e daraz mang k laae thy 3 ghanty,

ek short questions me kat gya aur doo lengthy swal me,

Controller se gila na examinar se shikwa,

Qismat me SUPPLY likhi thi bus isi sal me,

In formulon se kaho kahin aur ja basy,

Itni jaga kaha hy dimagh e daagdaar me,

Kitna hy bad naseeb STUDENT NAQL k liey,

Do kagaz k tukry na mily pory hall me…

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Baap: Itne kum marks??

Baap:

Itne kum marks..??

2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!

mein nay to us kameenay mastar

ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

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Eq#1 Study=Dont failbr

Eq.#1
Study=Don’t fail

Eq.#2
Don’t study=Fail

Adding eq.1 & eq.2

=>Study + don’t study
=
fail + don’t fail.

Takin common on both sides

=>
Study(1+don’t) = Fail(1+don,t)
=> Study = Fail
Then y waste time..???
Enjoy Ur life……..
.
Prof Waila
(Noble Prize Expected in 2010)@

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According to newton™s 4th la

According to newton’s 4th law for exams-

every book will continue to be at rest

or covered with dust

until some

external or internal exam moves it!

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Aeroplane Wright Brothe

Aeroplane

“Wright Brothers”

Cycle

“Macmillan”

Telephone

“graham bell”

Telescope

“Galileo”

Exams

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Labbo unoo…..

Ral k kutaan gay….;-)

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