Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes

Never expect things to happen

Never expect things to happen..

struggle and make them happen.

never expect yourself to be given a good valuecreate a value of your own

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaamp

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

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wo pathar tha main shisha thi,

wo pathar tha main shisha thi,natija kyun nahi nikla

usay thokar lagna thi muje toot jana tha

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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfrie

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?

Banta: Gold ring de de.

Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.

Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sa

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.

Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.

Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

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Two days of powercut in Delhi

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

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Santa:Aj party kis khusi mein

Santa:Aj party kis khusi mein.

Banta:aaj mera scooter kho gya.

Santa:to kia hua.

Banta:Shukr h mein uspr nhi tha nhito mein b kho jata!!! ?;)?  ?

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Andaz E Piyar b Teri ek ada ha

Andaz-E-Piyar b Teri ek ada hai

Dur hai Tu Mujhse ye Meri saza hai

Dil me basi hai ek piyari si tasver Teri

Phir kaise keh don to mjh se juda hy.??

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Santa found a cigarette in his

Santa found a cigarette in his daughter’s room:

“Ohh God! She smokes!!!”

Then he found wine

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“Ohh God! She drinks!!!”

Then he saw the boy.

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“Ohh Thank God!!

Ahhh! To ye sab iss munde da hai!!” :D

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Santa: Sir hun meri salary wad

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.

Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

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