* Class me teachr ne poocha

*. .Class me teachr ne poocha jo stupid hy vo khra ho jay

pathan khra hogya teachr ne poocha

TUM STUPID HO?

US NE KAHA

AAP AKELI KHRI THIN

MUJHEY ACHA NHI LGA

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Prophet MUHAMMAD S A W: Dun

Prophet MUHAMMAD (S-A-W): “Dunia mein agr 4 cheezain tumhare pas hon to tumhay nuqsaan na hoga

1-Sachi Zuban

2-Amaanat Daari

3-Khush Ikhlaqi

4-Rizq e Halal”

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* Teachar: 3 or 3 kitney huw

*. .Teachar: 3 or 3 kitney huwey?

Pathan: 6 huwe

Teachar: shabash ye lo 6 toffiyan

Pathan: hum ko pehley pata hota to 33 batata. .*

r O c K I N G….. . . .

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Insan us dolat pay itna kiun i

Insan us dolat pay itna kiun itraata hay,

Jo agar HALAAL ho tou HISAAB dena paray ga,

Aur,

Agar HARAAM ho to AZAAB sehna paray ga…

Silent message 4 ALL…

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Teacher: I LOVE U kisne ijad k

Teacher: I LOVE U kisne ijad kia?

Boy: China ne

Teacher: wo kese?

Boy: Kyunk iski na koi warranty hai

na gurantee

Chale to chand tak

Na chale, to sham tak. *

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1 Pathan se kisi ne pocha: Aqa

1 Pathan se kisi ne pocha: Aqal bari ya bhens?

Pathan thori dair sochnay k baad: Hum ko pagal mat samjho pehle dono

ka date of birth batao.

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Teacher homewrk kiun nh

Teacher;

homewrk kiun nhi kiya?

Stdnt;

sir,light nhi thi

Teachr;

to mom batti jala lete

Student;

sir,maachis nhi thi

Teachr;

Machis kiun nai thi

Student;

pooja ghar me rkhi thi.

Teachr;

to wahan se le aate

Student;

nahaya hua nhi tha

Teachr;

nahaye kiun nhi thy

student;

pani nhi tha sir

teachr;

pani kiun nhi tha?

Student;

sir motor nhi chal rahi thi.

Teachr;

Ullu k pathy motor kiun nai chal rahi thi ?

Student;

sir btaya to hy light nhi thi.

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Friendz diary : 1 M

Friendz diary… :)

1. My 1st impresion on u was:?

2. Best feature on my face: ?

3. Best thing in my nature: ?

4. I irritate u when: ?

5. I look best when: ?

6. Our relation cud be better if:?

7. Any advic 4 me:?

8. Define me in 1 word?

9. Wht u like abt me?

10. Wht u want 4 me:?

Rply must

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Teacher, Bacho sab se zi

Teacher,

Bacho sab se ziyada Dard kab hota hai?

A Girl,

Jab Bacha paida hota hai.

A Boy ,

No Miss,

is Behan ki Lori ne Kabhi Tatton pe Laat nahi khaai.

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Never ask 4 a kiss, just take

Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.

Never give a hug, ask 4 it.

Never ask do u luv me, first say I luv u.

Never say I cant live without u, say I live for u.

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