1 Pathan Aaina Dekh k sochny l

1 Pathan Aaina Dekh k sochny laga,

Yara isko kahen dekha hay”

thori dair sochne k baad:

O Lala!

ye tu woi hay

jo Mere sath us din naai sy baal katwa raha tha”..

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Teacher: sabaq parh sada

Teacher:

sabaq parh sadakat ka amanat ka shujaat ka

pathan:

Lo kar lo gal apna yaad nai hunda tay hun ena 3naa da v yaad karo

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Kitne Ghuroor Mai Hai Wo Mujhe

Kitne Ghuroor Mai Hai Wo Mujhe Tanha Chor Kar,

“FARAZ”

UsaY Maloom Nahi Mere Paas Or B lush push larkyon K Number Hain….;-)

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Teacher to student:

Teacher to student:

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Zuhaib what is the most popular answer to the teachers questions?

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Zuhaib: I dont know maam.

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Teacher: Correct!

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Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya..

Bel bjae to ek chota bacha bahir nkla..

Admi bola: beta apke abu ghr par hai??

Bacha: nai wo to bzar gae huwe ha..

Admi: acha apne bade bhai ko bulado..

Bacha: wo cricket khelne gae huwe ha..

Admi: acha to tmhari ami to ghar par hnge?

Bacha: g ni! Wo mamu k ghar gae hai..

Wo admi jal k bola tou beta kya ap akele hai??

Bacha: nai me khud apne dost k ghar aya huwa hoon ;) :p

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Teacher: Kal tum school kyon n

Teacher: Kal tum school kyon nahi aye thay?

Pathan: Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha

Teacher: Ye to murghiyon ki beemari hai

Pathan: Apne mujhe insan chorha hi kab hai roz murgha bana deti hain.

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Once Sikandar e Azam & Arastu

Once Sikandar-e-Azam & Arastu (his teacher) were going together.There was a deep river in way.

Arastu decided to cross 1st & said:

“It’s not important that Arastu will die, but it’s so important that Sikandar will survive.”

Bcoz Sikandar is ‘THE NEED’ of this world.

Sikandar laughed, moved ahead & said:

“It’s so important that Arastu will survive, bcoz Sikandar can’t make Arastu, but Arastu can make many Sikandars.

Dedicated to all Teachers..!

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Kuch log jutiyon k qabil hote

Kuch log jutiyon k qabil hote hen

Jese k aap.

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Zardari ko dekh len. :-)

B positive yar

Apne lye to acha socha karo!

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LADY TEACHER: BOLO BACHO

LADY TEACHER:

BOLO BACHO

I 4 INK

J 4 JUG

K 4 KITE

L 4 LUN

OH!SORRY BACHO GALTI SE MOU SE NEKAL GAYA

BOY:

MADAM IS MEY SORRY KE KIYA BAAT HY

WAPAS MOU MEY LE LO

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