Once Sikandar e Azam & Arastu

Once Sikandar-e-Azam & Arastu (his teacher) were going together.There was a deep river in way.

Arastu decided to cross 1st & said:

“It’s not important that Arastu will die, but it’s so important that Sikandar will survive.”

Bcoz Sikandar is ‘THE NEED’ of this world.

Sikandar laughed, moved ahead & said:

“It’s so important that Arastu will survive, bcoz Sikandar can’t make Arastu, but Arastu can make many Sikandars.

Dedicated to all Teachers..!

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Ek pathan ko puri rat macharon

Ek pathan ko puri rat macharon ne boht tang kia…!

++Uska dimagh ghooma++

Pathan ne zeher pee lia or bola…!

“ab tang karo Saalo”

*”Sub k sub maroge”

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LADY TEACHER: BOLO BACHO

LADY TEACHER:

BOLO BACHO

I 4 INK

J 4 JUG

K 4 KITE

L 4 LUN

OH!SORRY BACHO GALTI SE MOU SE NEKAL GAYA

BOY:

MADAM IS MEY SORRY KE KIYA BAAT HY

WAPAS MOU MEY LE LO

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Gham e zindge kiasay sonaun me

Gham-e-zindge kiasay sonaun mere exzms hone walay hain,mein khushi kahan se laon mere exams hone walay hain,

tumhen ye gela ha jana k mizaaj ha q berham ,

kaho kaisay muskaraon mere exams hone walay hain,

tumhein eid ki ha khushi mujhy ha yad lakin wo lakin,

main ye kaisay bhol jaon mere exams hone walay hain,

sar-e-raah mein dagmagaon mere exams hone wlay hain,

mera zkhm zkhm ha sena tau lahu lahu safeena,

main nejat kaisay paon mere exams honey walay han,

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TEACHE NE 1 BAHCE KI MOM KO LI

TEACHE NE 1 BAHCE KI MOM KO LIKHA:

BACHE KO NEHLA KAR BHEJA KARAIN

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MOM NE NOTE PHARNE K BAD LEKA:

BACHE KO PARHAYA KARAIN SOONGHA NA KARAIN

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bari mushkil se sulany laga hu

bari mushkil se sulany laga hu apni aankhon ko tere khuwan ka lalach de ker ..

Aaj aik baar mere khuwab main aa jao ke meri aankhon ka aitbaar reh jai ..

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Teacher: Qarz e

Teacher:

“Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain”?

Pathan:

“Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen”!

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Syedina Abdullah Bin Umar RA

Syedina Abdullah Bin Umar (R.A)~ Byan Krte Hain K

~Rasulullah (S.A.W)~ Ne ~Ramzan~ Ka Zikr Kia Tu Farmaya: “Jb Tk Chand Na Daikho Roza ShuKro Aur Isi Trah Jb Tk Chand Na Daikh Lo Roza Rakhna Band Na Kro Aur Agr Badil Chaa Jae Tu 30 Din Poore Kr Lo”

(Bukhari: 1906)

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TEACHER: ! !

TEACHER:-

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TELL ME DA NAMES OF 10 CHEMICAL ELEMENTS ?

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STUDENT:-

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OXYGNE, CHLORINE, FLORINE, NOREEN, AMBREEN, SAMREEN, NASREEN, AFREEN, PARVEEN & YASMEEN

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Hara Shpa Ba Me Pa Ghum Na Va

Hara Shpa Ba Me Pa Ghum Na Va Malgaro,

Ka Juda Rana SANAM Na Va Malgaro,

Khkulay YAAR Ba Me Hamaish Pa Sang Ke Naast Wow,

Dushmanan Kii Me Alam Na Va Malgaro…

FOR PASHTOON

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