Tu Her Pal Kisi K Dil K Pas H

“Tu Her Pal Kisi K Dil K Pas Hay”

“Keya Tujhe Is Bat Ka Ehsas Hay”

“Agar Nahi To Ek Bar Us K Dil K Pas Akar Dekh Le”

“Wo Dil Tere Bina Kitna udas ha.

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wife:honey,what r u looking 4?

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?

husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?

husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

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Arz Kia Hai dor

Arz Kia Hai

dor se dekha to kuch b nhi tha

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dor se dekha to kuch b nhi tha

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Wah Wah

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dor se dekha to

kuch b nhi tha

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Zara c Tawajja Plz

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Bhai dor se dekha

to kuch b

nhi tha

Ary dor se dekha to kuch b nhi tha

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boht khob

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bhai wah

mar dala zalim

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dobara irshad

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dor se dekha to kuch b nhi tha

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QAREEB Jakr dekha to waqai kuch nhi tha…!

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Wife: You always carry my phot

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

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Teacher:Batao Kutta Punch keun

Teacher:Batao Kutta Punch keun Hilata Hai?

Student:keun kay Punch Main Itni Takat Nahi Hoti Kay Woh Kuttay Ko Hila Sakay.

Seedhi Baat,

No Bakwas.:-)

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Interviewer to Millionaire: To

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”

Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.

Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”

Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

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What is the Difference Between

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…

&

the other ensures U Continue to do so.

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Talwar ka Zakham Dawa Se Thee

Talwar ka Zakham Dawa Se Theek Ho Jaata Hy,

Mgr

Zuban Ka Zakham Kisi Dawa Se Theek Nahi Hota.

Sirf

“KISSING”

se Theek hota he..

” VEENA MALIK”

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Wife : Do you want dinner?br

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.

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Question : kia ALLAH MIY

Question :

kia ALLAH MIYA kehna jaaiz hai?

Answer:

lafz”MIYA” K Urdu mei 3 meangs nikalte hen.

1.SHOHAR

2.DALAL

3.SARTAAJ

aur ALLAH K liye koi b sahi nhi hai.?

80% log is msg ko forward nahi krte

ALLAH TALLAH

frmata hy agar tum apne logon k samne mujhe Rad kro gy to me tmhen apni nazar me rad kr dunga.

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