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1. Shekh:kela kitny ka he? Shekh:kela kitny ka he? Dukandar:5 rupe ka Shekh:2 rupy ka deta he? Dukandar:2 me to iska chilka mile ga, Shekh:Ye lo 3 rupy or chilka utar lo....
2. Tum jo hote to mujhe kitna sah Tum jo hote to mujhe kitna sahara hota Mene auron ko na dukh me pukara hota Jitni shiddat se wabasta tha me tujhse Kis tarah tere bin mera guzara hota Hum beth k...
3. Memon: Yeh KailaBanana Memon: Yeh Kaila(Banana) Kaisay Diya? Shopkeeper: 1rs. Memon: 60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai? S.K: 60 Paise Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega. Memon: Ley 40 Paisay Chilka Rakh Aur Kela Day De...
4. TUM NAHI HOTy TO TUM NAHI HOTy TO. Na to phool khiltay hain na mousam hi badaltay hain, Wahan to kuch nahi hota jahan par tum nahi hotay, Yahan waisay to har sogaat aasani say milti hai,...
5. Ae kash kahin aisa hota do DIL Ae kash kahin aisa hota do DIL hotay seenay may, Aik toot b jata ISHQ may tau takleef na hote jenay may...
6. !Challange R U GENIUS ? !.Challange R U GENIUS ? Q: Egg (Andda) kis category me ata hy? 1. Fruit 2. Vegetable 3. Meat 4. Dry Fruit Reply MUSt.!....
7. Jo ansu na hoty ankho me, T Jo ansu na hoty ankho me, To ankhin itne khobsurat na hote, Jo dard na hota dil me, To khoshi ki kimat pata na hote, Jo bewafae na ki hote waqt ny, To...
8. GAM NAHI HOTE TO HUM NAHI HOTE GAM NAHI HOTE TO HUM NAHI HOTE, APKI ANKHO K YE SITAM NAHI HOTE. ZINDGI TO MERA SATH KABHI DETI NAHI, OR HUM MAUT K HUMKADAM NAHI HOTE. MERA DIL AGAR SHEESHEY KA...
9. Har koi TuMsA khas nahi hota, Har koi TuMsA khas nahi hota, Jo khaas hota hai wo paas nahi hota, Yaqin na aay to chand ko hi dekho, Jiske Door hote huwe bhi Doori ka ehsaas nahi hota...
10. yar tmhare Pas konsa Mobile hy yar tmhare Pas konsa Mobile hy Jo b hy use Pani Se bachana. Ye sb ko farwod kro dakna kitne bewaqof Apko Apne Mobile k Nam batayenge....
11. Teacher: Yeh konsa tense hai, Teacher: Yeh konsa tense hai, “Pakistan main load shedding khatam ho jaye gi” Student: “Future IMPOSSIBLE tense!”...
12. * Haal puchny se konsa h *. . . .Haal puchny se konsa haal theek ho jata hai, SAAQI. . . .* Tasali-e-dil ho jati hai koi hamara b hai. . . .* _.-”r_.-”o_.-”c_.-”k_.-”s_.-”...
13. GiRL: Ye konsa Station Hai?b GiRL: Ye konsa Station Hai? Boy: FriendShip Karo Gi To Bataonga. GiRL . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ufffff ALLAH… KARACHI Agya....
14. Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se T Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai? Student: Haathi! Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai? Student: Wo MQM mein Hain. Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai...
15. Jin ke dil me rakhshindaa haiN Jin ke dil me rakhshindaa haiN ilhaami aayaat!! Waqt ke bhari shaanoN pe wo rakh ke dekheN apna haath Beej namak ke bone wale kheti meN masroof Abke jaane kab tak thahre zakhmoN...
16. yar ap k Pas konsa Mobile hai yar ap k Pas konsa Mobile hai. Jo bi hai use Pani Se bachana;-) Ye sb ko farwod karo dakna kitne bewaqoof Apko Apne Mobile k Nam bataye geye....
17. Main wafa ka konsa saleeka i ~~Main wafa ka konsa saleeka ikhtiyar karoon~~ FARAAZ~~ ~~Usat Yakeen ho jaye kay mujhay wo her eek say pyara hay~~...
18. Srdar ghar sy bahir nikla to s Srdar ghar sy bahir nikla to samny kele ka chilka dekh kr bola, lo g aj fer degan gee...
19. Ans zror kro Q=ZINDGE M� Ans zror kro Q=ZINDGE MÆ KYA NA HOTA TO BOHAT KHUSH HOTAY Ans: Q=ZINDGE MÆ KYA HOTA TO BOHAT KHUSH HOTAY Ans: Q=love imp hæ ya future+justification Ans: l0ve Q=KIA DEKH KR APNE...
20. Riddle Of The Day br “Riddle Of The Day” Woh Konsa Number Hai Jo 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, Or 9 Se Poora Taqseem(Divide) Hota Hai? reply me ans...
21. pakistan ka woh konsa shehar “pakistan’ ka woh konsa shehar hai jahan har larki shadi shudah kehlati hai? Socho Or socho Or Socho Chalo hum batate hain. . . . . . Miyan wali....
22. Wo konsa colour ha jo Meri SHA Wo konsa colour ha jo Meri SHADI ki pheli subha pe Mujpe SUIT kry ga? Ye sMs apne Doston ko send kro agr 4 logon k Reply saMe huwe to apki LOVE Marriage...
23. Apni Psand ka Fruit Chose Kren Apni Psand ka Fruit Chose Kren Apple Lemon 0range Grapes Mango Pineapple Banana . . . . . . 0r Kharid Kar Kha Lain. Muje Aap ki Sehat Ka Bohat KhayaL Hai.s...
24. Konsa Zakhm Tha Jo Taza Na Tha Konsa Zakhm Tha Jo Taza Na Tha, Zindgi Mai Itne Gham Thy K Andaza Na Tha, Un Ki Jheel c Ankhon Ka Is Mai Kiya Qasor, Dubne Walon Ko Gehrai Ka Andza Na...
25. Main wafa ka konsa saleeka ikh Main wafa ka konsa saleeka ikhtyar karoon ,…JAAN. Usay yaqeen ho jaye k mujy wo har ek se pyara hai…...
26. ACHI BATAIN 1 J ACHI BATAIN. 1. Jinn logon kay khayalaat ache hotay hain wo kabhi tanha nahi hotay. 2. Hamesha muskraao qn ky duniya hamesha muskurane waalon ka saath deti hai. 3. Hamesha sach bolo taa...
27. Hr Aasman me Hr Aasman me Sitare nahi hote Hr samandar k Kinare nahi hote Hr nazar se Ishare nahi hote Hr bahar me Nazare nahi hote Hr park me Favare nahi hote Hr jaam k...
28. Tchr: Btao ye konsa zmana Hy ? Tchr: Btao ye konsa zmana Hy ? Me Ro rha hon! Tm Ro rhe ho! Wo Ro rhi he! Hm sb Ro rhe hen! Student: Sir, ye to Zardari ka Zamana lag raha...
29. Wo konsa kaam hai jis k krne w Wo konsa kaam hai jis k krne wale ko ALLAH bht pasand krta hai mgr HAZRAT MUHAMMAD S.A.W.W ne wo kam ni kia? Answer:-HAZOOR PAK S.A.W.W ne kabi AZAAN ni di ti,Q k...
30. Eating Rotten Fruit, Eating Rotten Fruit, Sleeping Near Drainage, Dog Biting Twice, Travelling In Govt Bus.. R A Million Times Better Than Believing A Girl!...
31. Boojho to jane� b “Boojho to jane” Ye sookha andar jata hai or gila bahir ata hai Pehlay chota hota hai phir ye mota hota hai Jab ander bahir hota hai to white ko red ker deta...
32. KARACHI ka wo konsa road hai j KARACHI ka wo konsa road hai jo aap k naam pr hai? Zara Sochiye… . . Bandar Road. “(‘,’)/” ) ( /”hahahaha...
33. Na Hote Hum Jo Is Tarha Bettab Na Hote Hum Jo Is Tarha Bettab Na Hote Jo Hum Ruswa Kabhi Shayad Sama Kuch Aur Hi Hota Kaash Hum Tumse Juda Na Hote Kaise Huye Juda Ban Gaye Is Dil Ki...
34. Lady to Doctor: Sex k Li Lady to Doctor: Sex k Liye konsa time best hai? Dr: Dopaher 2 bajay se 3 bajay tak Lady: Wo kyun? Dr: Patients Nahi hotay or Compounder b Lunch pe hota hay....
35. PRESENT !s @ fruit of PASTbr PRESENT !s @ fruit of PAST But its also a seed 4 FUTURE...
36. Agar KISI PARHNY WALY MEIN dm Agar KISI PARHNY WALY MEIN dm hai to inka jawab do ap ne bhi bht sawal dekhe honge try it. 1. Adam A’A ne zameen par pehla phal kon sa khaya? 2. Roo...
37. Wo konsa pehla Indian Crickete Wo konsa pehla Indian Cricketer tha jo a Wo konsa pehla Indian Cricketer tha jo apne Career k pehle match MAIN hi captain bana aur 100 runs banae aur match ki akhri ball...
38. Wo kon se 3 fruit hein jo darj Wo kon se 3 fruit hein jo darjan k hisab se biktay hein? 1.Banana 2.Orange 3……? Wo kon se 3 parinday hen jin ka nam k aakhir mein TAR aata hay? 1.Kabotar 2.Teetar...
39. Jism ka wo konsa hissa hai Jo Jism ka wo konsa hissa hai Jo Garmi or Sardi Dono me “GARAM” rehta hai …? . . . . . . . . . . .. “LUND” Agar yaqin na Aay To...
40. IQ Question, Wo konsa p IQ Question, Wo konsa phal hai jiska sirf chilka khaya jata hai. Its a open challenge....