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2. Banayi Kya Khuda Ne Sohni Sura Banayi Kya Khuda Ne Sohni Surat Muhammad (S.A.W.W) Ki Huway Aashiq Woh Jis Ne Dekh Li Surat Muhammad (S.A.W.W) Ki Kamal e Hussan e Yusaf (A.S) Per Faqat Aashiq Zulaikha Thi Khuda Khud...
3. sada sajan sade ton door e,b sada sajan sade ton door e, par dil vich milan di reejh jaroor e, dil vich vasa leinde,par chalda na koi jor e, sade varge lakh sajana,tere varga na koi hor e....
4. teri doli uthegi meri , mayyat teri doli uthegi meri , mayyat uthegi phool tujh per bhi honge, phool mujh per bhi honge tu sajj ke jaye gi, mujh ko sajaya jaye ga tu uth ke jaye gi, mujh...
5. 4 ADMI JANAZE KO TEZI QABRESTA 4 ADMI JANAZE KO TEZI QABRESTAN K OPER SE GUZAR RAHE TEY MOLVI:OE SHARAM KARO! NECHAY MURDAY HY ADMI: TO OPER KONSA HUM NE WORLD CUP UTHAYA HOWA HY...
6. UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE, RAKH KE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE...
7. Ishq karne wale aankho se aank Ishq karne wale aankho se aankho ki baat samajh lete hain, Sapno mai mil jaye to mulakaat samajh lete hain, Rota to ye aasman bhi hai apni dharti ke liye, Par log use...
8. pehle roushni ko tarasne wale, pehle roushni ko tarasne wale, aaj hain hum shayon se dosti rakhne wale woh suna chuke hain humein apna faisla, har sawal ka jawab sawal se dene wale kyon umeed karke udas karon...
9. Rang V Zubaan Te Vihaar Wale H Rang V Zubaan Te Vihaar Wale Hunde Ne Kujh Rang Gusse Kujh Pyaar Wale Hunde Ne Ranga Di Bhasha Jehdi Samajh Wich Aa Jave Sachi Oh Lok Satkaar Wale Hunde Ne Jo Rang...
10. Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. BIWI : Ek dum. Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per...
11. Agar Kisi Moti Larki Ko Dekh K Agar Kisi Moti Larki Ko Dekh Kar Seeti Bajao…. Aur Wo Palat Kar Wapis Aa jaye. To Isay Kya Kahenge? . . . . . . GOL-MAAL RETURNS:-:...
12. Kunda dail kr Chori ki bijli s Kunda dail kr Chori ki bijli se Road Roshn krna konsa Ishq Hay Bhia? Nakli kaba bana kar Uska Tawaf krna konsa Islam hay? Khana pakao or khud hi kha jao or Ghareebo...
13. Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na perhein . Ek bohat khobsurt larki thi Gali ka aik larka usay bohat pasand krta tha 1 bar us larki ki tabyat khrab hogai usko ultiyan...
14. Bikhre ashkon k moti hum piro Bikhre ashkon k moti hum piro na sake, Teri yaad mein hum sari raat so na sake, Bheeg na jaye aansuo me tasvir teri, Bus yehi soch ker hum so na sake....
15. Dil par dastak dene wale, Dil par dastak dene wale, Kabhi dar par mere dastak de de, Dekhkar bhula di tujhe jo duniya mene, Us duniya ko meri kahani de de, Dil par dastak dene wale Kabhi dar...
16. A kite, a sky, and a good firm A kite, a sky, and a good firm breeze, And acres of ground away from trees, And one hundred yards of clean, strong string O boy, O boy! I call that Spring!...
17. Har Ek k DiL mein chupa koi To Har Ek k DiL mein chupa koi Toofan hota Hai. Pyar Bara SanGeen hai kahan Aasan hota Hai. Dekhne mein to Ashiq Lagte hain chamakDar, Par Andar se har majnu Bejan hota Hai....
18. 4 pathan kabro ki ooper se ak 4 pathan kabro ki ooper se ak murdy ko tezi se leke ja rahy thy tabhi ak aadmi bola oye shrm karo neechy murdy hein Pathan Bola: hum ne konsa humny World Cup...
19. Sar De Ke Subukdosh Hua Ishq M Sar De Ke Subukdosh Hua Ishq Mein Farhaad Buzdil Se Uthaya Na Gaya Baar-e-Mohabbat Is Koh-e-Museebat Ko Uthaya Mere Dil Ne Aalam Se Uthaya Na Gaya Baar-e-Mohabbat....
20. Girl:Kia Tum Mere Ashiq Ho?b Girl:Kia Tum Mere Ashiq Ho? Boy:Haan Hon: Girl:To Phir Mujhe Rs 1000 Ka Easyload Bhej Do. Boy:Me Tumhara Ashiq Hoon “UFONE” Walon Ka Daamad Nahi....
21. Vakhre subha de sade sajan pay Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare, kadi gusa jeha aanda kadi lagan piyare, gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde, pehla dil taur dinde phir ron v na dinde....
22. Vekhi Kite Yaara Bhula Na Devi Vekhi Kite Yaara Bhula Na Devin Karke Vichore Di Gal Ruaa Na Devin Je Russ Geya Ta Sadi Jind Muk Jani Kite Dukhan Nu Sadi Kismat Bna Na Devin...
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24. 1 aadmi aadhi rat ko apni moti 1 aadmi aadhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola.. begum sisak sisak kr marna acha h ya 1 dum? begum : 1 dum. admi: “Ty fair duji lat v mery...
25. Banai Kia Khuda Ne Mohni Surat Banai Kia Khuda Ne Mohni Surat Muhammad Ki, Hoay Ashiq Wo Jis Ne Dekh Li Surat Muhammad Ki, Kamal-E-Husn-E-Yousuf Par Faqat Ashiq Zulaikha Thi, Khuda Khud Jis Pe Ashiq Hai Wo Surat Hai...
26. *1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti *1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola begum “sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum? begum “1 dum admi “to phir apni dosri taang b mere...
27. jss suno!! “jss” suno!! Telenor DJUICE walay 1 Sawal poch rahay hain Or sath hi keh rahy hain k “Ab nahi bolo ge TO Kal bukto ge ?” To Main ne socha k ab BOOL...
28. Yaar Di Gulami Sade Pyar Da As Yaar Di Gulami Sade Pyar Da Asool Ae Ik Duje Bina Sadi Zindagi Fazool Ae Pani V Nai Mangde Dunia Kolo Asi Tere Hathon Sohneya Ve Zehar V Kabool Ae...
29. Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to i Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde....
30. Shayad yaadan da dard Tu vi te Shayad yaadan da dard Tu vi te Hadondi hovain gi, Shayad yaadan da dard Tu vi te Hadondi hovain gi, Jada nahi do pal he sahi……… Rajni ! athru Tu vi te bahondi...
31. Larky wale: Hum ko larKi Larky wale: Hum ko larKi pasand hai shadi Kab Krni hai LarKi wale: Abi to larKi perh rahi hai LarKy wale: Hmara beta Konsa bacha hai Jo Kitaben phaar dega.....
32. teri doli uthi mera janaza uth teri doli uthi mera janaza utha tu chal kar gai mujhe uthaya gaya phool tujh par bhi the phool mujh par bhi the tu saj kar gai mujhe sajaya gaya sakhya teri bhi...
33. Bht Pyar Kerta hai Tujh se ter Bht Pyar Kerta hai Tujh se tera Aashiq Tere Ishq K Junoon main Pagal hai Tera Aashiq Tujhe Apna banae ki thani hai is aashiq ne Aur dard na de isko Warna Mar...
34. Pathan Eid wale din apne dost Pathan Eid wale din apne dost se milne gya Dost: Eid Namaz kahan parhi? Pathan: Sath wale ground meAjeeb namaz thi,na sajda,na rukoo,orMolvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha Dost:...
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36. IQ Question, Wo konsa p IQ Question, Wo konsa phal hai jiska sirf chilka khaya jata hai. Its a open challenge....
37. Rabb kare sade yaar muskraunde Rabb kare sade yaar muskraunde rehen, Sohnia nu tarpaunde rehen, Yara nal mehfila v launde rehan, Kuri na fase koi gal ni, customer care nal kam chalaunde rehan....
38. Ashiq E Rasool Tha Pehle Ka Mu Ashiq E Rasool Tha Pehle Ka Musalman Aaj Ladkiyon Ka Ashiq Bana Musalman Pehle Islam Ki Khatir Cut K Shaheed Hua Musalman Aaj Daulat Ki Khatir Bech Raha Hai Emaan Musalman Pehle Mujahid...
39. Tu kalli kite na jaya kar br Tu kalli kite na jaya kar eh dunya badi avalli a. tu reh mundya to bachke ne hun saal solve ch challi a. tu chadd de jeena paunya ni soot patiala paya ker....
40. Je sajan mill dey yaadan nal Je sajan mill dey yaadan nal…. Te o sadde ton kaddi dur na hundey. Je maut ton baad payar muk janada….. Te sache ashiq taj mehal na bnaundey...