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1. Small love story Small love story Gali se ek ladki guzra karti thi Uske chehre par naqab hua karta tha Phir bhi us par ek ladka marta tha Shayad woh use dilo jaan se chahata tha...
2. 290Kisi shadi m koi phli nazr 290.Kisi shadi m koi phli nazr m psnd aya? 565.Apki lyf m koi lovr h,uska nam? 922.Ap mri ks bt s impres ho r q? 428.Ks s shadi krna chati ho or q?...
3. Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghungat Me Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghungat Me Q Rakha Jata Hai Socho Socho Nai Pata Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaye Ki Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi...
4. SHADI Shadi me pathan bo SHADI Shadi me pathan boht der taq khana kha raha tha kisi ne pocha kab taq khaoge Pathan : hum tu khud kha kha k thak gaya hon per kya karo card me...
5. Apni Gril Frend ki shadi main Apni Gril Frend ki shadi main ja k ye ehsaas hoa ['/';,DOST,;'/'] . . . . . . . Biryanni achi ho to Mohabbat pheeki lagti hai…:...
6. Jo log pasand ki shadi nahi ka Jo log pasand ki shadi nahi karte wo sari zindagi larte hain or jo pasand ki shadi karte hain . . . . Hondi ona nal v kutty aali ay par o dasdy...
7. Girl to boy: Shaadi k liye kon Girl to boy: Shaadi k liye konsi date rakhien?? Boy: 22 december Girl: Koi khaas wajah? Boy: haan, Saal ki sabse lambi raat isi date ko hoti hai.....
8. Q1 Barish ka mosam romantic q Q1 Barish ka mosam romantic q hota hai Ans. Q2 shadi ke baad new coupal honeymonn pe q jaty hain Ans. Q3. Sirf dhula dhulan ko muh dekhai q deta hai? Ans… Q4....
9. Ek aisi ladki mil jaaye kahin Ek aisi ladki mil jaaye kahin jo dikhne main ho itni haseen chehra uska ho khila khila jaise chand mujhe abhi ho mila Ladki wo sub se alag ho mere sapno ki wo...
10. Dulhan Ki Shadi Se Pehly Aakhr Dulhan Ki Shadi Se Pehly Aakhri Nimaz K Baad Ki Dua , , , , , , , , “RABBA” Ya Te Sas Changi Hovy Ya udi Foto Deewar Te Tangi Hovay..:-)...
11. Saas 2 Girl:Shadi k lye kon c Saas 2 Girl:Shadi k lye kon c Date rkhen btao Grl:shrmate hua Aunti 22 DEC Saas:Koi khas waja Grl: suna hy Saal ki sb se lambi rat hoti he....
12. 1 Paindu ki Shadi pe sb 1 Paindu ki Shadi pe sb Paindu hi Aye Huay they. Khana start Hua to 1 Paindu ne Plate mei Tissue paper Dekh kr socha Shayed ye b Koi Khane wali Cheez hai....
13. {Jawab zaror dena} 1QI {Jawab zaror dena} 1.QISMaT aur MehnaT ME SE QABL-E-ATBAR CHEEZ KONSI Ha? Ans: 2.DUNIA KA SB Se PYARA RISHTA KONSA Ha? Ans: 3. DUNIA KI SB Se BRi HAQeeQaT KONSI Ha? Ans: 4.Mohabat...
14. Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai? Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe Thoray Logon Ko Lany Ka Kaha Hai. Pata Nai...
15. Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He! Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife.....
16. Aaj apni Girl Friend ki shadi Aaj apni Girl Friend ki shadi main jaa k ye ehsaas hua SUNNY, Biryani achi ho to Mohabbat bhi pheeki lagti hai. ( ‘,’) //—1 plate or / -...
17. 1 pari ne 60 saal k shadi shud 1 pari ne 60 saal k shadi shuda jorre se kaha; Me Tm dono ki 1 khawish puri kr skti Hun! Bv: Me apne sohar k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti...
18. Rehne walon se nahi jane Rehne walon se nahi jane walon se Pucho K zindagi Kya cheez hoti hai Pane walo se nahi Khone walon se Pucho K izzat Kya cheez hoti hai Ameeron Ko Kya deKhte ho...
19. challenge for u challenge for u.. Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai? Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..? I am waiting for answer if u r intelegant....
20. Shoaib Akhtar Ki Shadi Q Nahi Shoaib Akhtar Ki Shadi Q Nahi Ho Rahi Hai? Socho, . . . . . Nhi Pata, Q K, Wo Daily 2 Liter Doodh Pita Hai, Ab Bhala Kon Larki,Itna Bara Risk Legi....
21. Mra mehboob ki shadi raqib se Mra mehboob ki shadi raqib se ho gai, dukh is bat ka nahi. Dono ne mujhe jalane k liye shadi pe bulaya dukh is bat ka nahi. Wo khushian manate rahe dukh is...
22. Q: 1 Badshah k Agay Dunya k Ka Q: 1 Badshah k Agay Dunya k Kahane Ki har Cheez pari Hoti Hai Lakin Woh Nahi Khata, Or Kheta Hai k 1 Cheez Hoti To Khata, Batao Woh Cheez Kya Hai….. Ans:...
23. Agr aap ki shadi nahi ho rai, Agr aap ki shadi nahi ho rai, to hr namaz k bad 7 dafa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ....
24. Kisi Ladki Ko CheroUska Ha Kisi Ladki Ko Chero….Uska Hath Pakad lo….. Agar Wo Apko Thapar Mar De.. To Kaho… Tum Pehle Imtihan Me Pass Ho Gayi… …Mujhe Aise He Sharif Ladki Chahiye Thi….=P Gr8 Ppl Gr8 Thought...
25. shadi ki raat shaikh apni biwi shadi ki raat shaikh apni biwi k liye gulab ka phool le kar aaya Biwi:Mujhe ye nahi chahiye koi soney ki cheez do Sheikh: ye lo takiya or so jao...
26. The sun for the day, the moon The sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever. ———- Rehnewalon Se Nahi, Jaanewalon Se Pucho Ki Zindgi Kya Cheez Hoti Hai. Panewalon Se Nahi, Khonewalon se Pucho Ki...
27. 1 mard ki thakawat duniya ki 1- mard ki thakawat duniya ki koi chez nai utar skti siwae orat k 2- orat ke jism ki sari garmi us ke boobs main hoti hai 3- sex ke doran agar mard...
28. Sardar ki shadi k 3 mah baad b Sardar ki shadi k 3 mah baad bacha hua Sardar: Ay kinj hoya? B.V: Tadi shadi nu kina arsa hoya? Srdar: 3 maheeny Bv: Te meri shadi nu? Sardar: 3 mheeny Bv: bacha...
29. Pathan k shadi k 3 mahine baad Pathan k shadi k 3 mahine baad bacha hua, pathan; ye kese hoa? Bv; ap k shadi ko kitna arsa hua? Pathan; 3 mahene BV; or meri shadi ko? Pathan; 3 mahene BV;...
30. * shadi main photo khenchn *. . .shadi main photo khenchne wale ki bhi kya kismat hoti hai yaar., har larki aur aurat keh rahi hoti hai k. . .*...
31. Wife: Shadi se pehle tou tum Wife: “Shadi se pehle tou tum mujhe roz gift diya karte the tou ab kyun naheen dete?” Husband: “Machhli pakadne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai???”...
32. EK INDIAN NE CHINEZE LADKI SE EK INDIAN NE CHINEZE LADKI SE SHADI KI SHADI KE EK SAAL BAAD WOH MAR GAYI USE ROTA DEKH USKA DOST BOLA AFSOOS HAI YAAR BUT TU HI SOOCH CHINA KA MAAL AUR...
33. Serdar ki shadi k 3 mahine baa Serdar ki shadi k 3 mahine baad bacha hua. . Serdar: Ay ki hoya? BV: Tuadi shadi nu kinna arsa hoya? Srdar: 3 mahine. BV: Tay mery shadi nu? Srdar: 3 mahine. BV?...
34. Särdar ki Shadi k 3 Mhine baa Särdar ki Shadi k 3 Mhine baad Bacha huwa. Sardar: Ay Ki hoya? BV: Tawdi Shadi Nu Kinna Arsa hoya? Sardar: 3 Mhine BV: te Meri Shadi Nu? Sardar: 3 Maheenay BV: Bacha...
35. SHADI SE PEHLE “SHADI SE PEHLE” Boy: Atlast wo din agaya : ) Girl: tm mujhe chor to nai doge? Boy: no way esa sochna b mat Girl: will u kiss me? Boy: yes Girl: tmhary...
36. 4 Girl to Boy : Shadi k liye (4) Girl to Boy : Shadi k liye ko Girl to Boy : Shadi k liye konsi date rakhen Boy : 22 December Girl : koi khas waja Boy : han SAAL ki...
37. 1 naya shadi shuda jorra rozan 1 naya shadi shuda jorra rozana sex krta, 6 mah bad dono kmzor hogye. Akhir 1 doctor k pas gye. Doctor: ap sex sirf in dino me kren jin me “R” ata hy...
38. Shaadi ke pehle Ek Duje Ke L Shaadi ke pehle – Ek Duje Ke Liye Shaadi ke baad – Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye Shaadi ke pehle – Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge Shaadi ke baad – Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge...
39. Hindu Pati Shadi k Baad: Main Hindu Pati Shadi k Baad: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Aurton K Sath So Chuka Hon… Patni: Mujhy Pata Tha K Jab KUNDLI Mili hai. To Adatain Bhi Zaror Milti hon gi...
40. Shadi shuda couples sirf ek hi Shadi shuda couples sirf ek hi haal mein khush rehtay hain… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ....