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1. Agar Larki K Sath RAKSHEY Men “Agar Larki K Sath RAKSHEY Men Sex Kara Jaye To Jhatke Maarne Ki Zarorat Nai Parti Jhatke Automatic Lagte Hai” (Veena Malik Ki Kitab RAKSHE Men Jhatke),...
2. Meri sona darling ye sms tumar Meri sona darling ye sms tumare name karta ho kiss bara or sms me ne komal ko b kiya hy tumare name se or meri jan sunao kesi ho her pal her ghari...
3. muni badnam huwi darling tara muni badnam huwi darling tara liya ya jando baam huwi darling tara liya kia hal ha ge...
4. Koi Lrka Agr Date pe Moqa miln Koi Lrka Agr Date pe Moqa milne k Bawjood B Lrki ko sirf kissing kar k chor de to smjh lena Bacha abhi Kacha hai Dr Veena Malik kitaab Nadaan Bachey’,...
5. Bhag Jaye Uski Beti Gadha Gaar Bhag Jaye Uski Beti Gadha Gaari Pe FARAZ!! Jisne Pabandi Lagai hai Double Sawaari Pe!!...
6. Wife: Darling, aaj kuch aisa k Wife: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseenay nikal jaayen! Sardar uthta hai aur ja ke AC aur fan off kar daita hai....
7. Nokr Malik Se: Sa Nokr Malik Se: Sahab ye Ap 1 Than Wali Bhains Q Le Aaye 1 To Itna Sa Doodh Deti Hy Or Wo B Kaafi Der Maslny K Baad. Malik: Abay Bhosri waly Wo...
8. Socho Agr Gadha Kisi Gho Socho Agr Gadha Kisi Ghori Se Shadi Kar Le To Kiya Paida Ho Ga ? . . . ZULFIQAR MIRZA . Aap Zardari Samjhe Na ? Shararti Wo To Kutte Ka Bacha Hai....
9. A Blue Star In Your Eye A Blue Star In Your Eye On the wings of an eagle, My love for you flies. Soaring higher and higher, And touching the skies. I reached up above, And pulled a star...
10. Lipton pesh krta he Rat Lipton pesh krta he Rat Ki Gehrai Me Garm Garm Razai Me Na Koi Munda Na Koi Run Apni Muthi Apna Lun Yhi To Ha Wo Apna Pan.; veena malik tery v gand...
11. Student School Me Gadha Leke A Student School Me Gadha Leke Aaya, Teacher: Ye Gadha, Q Laye Ho.? Student: Teacher Aap Hi To Kehti Hyen K Maine Bare Bare Gadho Ko Insan Banaya Hy....
12. Student School Me Gadha Le K A Student School Me Gadha Le K Aya Miss:Ye Gadha,Q Laye Ho? Miss Aphi To Kehti Hn K Mene Bary Bary Gadho Ko Insan Bnaya Hy To Mene Socha Is Ki B”Life Bn Jaegi”...
13. 1 Pthan ka gadha apni jaga se 1 Pthan ka gadha apni jaga se hil nai rha tha Pthan”ko ghusa aya usne gadhy ko goli mar di? Admi”khan sb ghady ko Q mara? Pthan”zat ka khota or zid pthano wali....
14. 1 admi k ghar k samne gadha ma 1 admi k ghar k samne gadha mara parha tha Us ny Municipal Committe ko phone kia, “Mere ghar k samne gadha mara para hai uthwa len” Jawab mila “wahin dafan kar do”...
15. Husband: darling tumhara Husband: darling tumhara dil nai chahta k kash tum mard hoti?! Wife: Q aj tmhara chudwane ko dil kr rha hai.?...
16. * Husband: darling t *. . .Husband: darling tumhara dil nai chahta k kash tum mard hoti?! Wife: Q aj tmhara chudwane ko dil kr rha hai.?:-)...
17. India main 80% admi apni khatn India main 80% admi apni khatna nahi kerwatey jis ki wajha se sex main maza kam aata hai. . . . Veena Malik ka Girls collage main sicence lecture....
18. assalamo alykum malik gi kia h assalamo alykum malik gi kia hal hai main yahan bilkul theek thak kam pey lagia hon aap meri fikar nakarin aur apna khial rakhey aur apni sehat kabhi khilia kiakareymeher bani hogi main...
19. Ak toota 0r us ka malik jahaz Ak toota 0r us ka malik jahaz mein sefar kr rhy thy samny sy airhosts i to0ty ny usy dkh kr seti bjai airhosts muskura k chali gai phr bad mein tooty k...
20. Sweetheart darling my only eye Sweetheart darling my only eyes that I even use to hear, goodnite, sleep well 4tonite will be my wonderful nite withU I love you,for I cannt go any where minus eyes who is...
21. shoib malik ny sania say pocha shoib malik ny sania say pocha kya main hi tumhara pehla pyar hon? sania boli; darling ker di na pakistanion wali baat, spinner ko b kabi pehla over mila hai.....
22. * 1 Mithoo 0r Us Ka Malik *. . .1 Mithoo 0r Us Ka Malik Jahaz Main Safar Kr Rhe Thy… Airhostis Guzri To Totay Ne C.T Bajai… Wo Piche Mur Kr Muskurai, Malik Ne Dekha To Us Ne B...
23. Doctor to Veena: Aap mei Doctor to Veena: Aap mein tau khoon ki bohat kami hai. Periods kay doran kitna loss ho jata haiy? Veena (sharmatay hoay) Taqriban 5 lakh tak..:(...
24. Yaar baat sun tere pass Veena Yaar baat sun tere pass Veena Malik ka number hay? Wo kal me khana kha raha tha to salan meri pent per gir gaya or pent ke sath underwear bhi gandi ho gai...
25. Gandhi Was Fucking Vena Malik Gandhi Was Fucking Vena Malik. Veena Malik Was Enjoying & Said: Gandhi G U r So Old But Still Fuck So Hard Gandhi: Sweet Heart, Its Not My Dick, Its My Stick....
26. =UMMEED = 1 gadha =UMMEED = 1 gadha dosre se. “yaar, mera malik mujhe bht baghata hai” Dusra:”To bhag kyun nhi jata?” Pehla:’Bhag to mein jaoun lekin ..,Malik ki khubsurat beti jb b koi shrarat krti haito...
27. aik gadha dosre se,yar mera ma aik gadha dosre se,yar mera malik muje marta bohat hy,dosra gadha:to tu bhag q nahi jata?Pehla:bhaag to me jaon lekin mere malik ki bari khoobsorat beti hy,wo jb b koi ghalti kerti hy,uska...
28. Ghazal by VEENA MALIK Ghazal by VEENA MALIK Main Brazer ko hata doongi, zara tum sham hone do Main mummy bhi dikha doongi, zara tum sham hone do Meri Khatarnaak Phuddi ko na tum dekho hairat se,...
29. 1 GADHA YAR MRA M 1 GADHA YAR MRA MALIK MJY BAHOT MARTA HY. 2 GADHA. TO TU BAGH Q NAHI JATA? 1 GADHA. BAGH TO JATA MAGR YAHAN FUTURE BAHOT BRIGHT HY MALIK KI KHOOBSURAT BYTI JB...
30. I am Veena I am Veena “I am Veena” “I am Veena” Lund ki dushman SEX me hai jeena “I am Veena” “I am Veena” Shareefon ki aarzu nahi Chodey mujhe koi Kameena “I am Veena” “I am Veena”...
31. Veena malik ne class me bachon Veena malik ne class me bachon se puchha? Mere marne k bad meri qabar pe kia likha hoga? Last seat pe betha bacha bola “m0htarma pehli bar akeli so rhi hen” =...
32. Veena malik b “Veena malik” “logo meri Sharafat Pe kro na koi Shak . . . . Halki Halki Bhook Mein Halka Phulka FUCK,¤[]¤...
33. Veena malik geo intrview Veena malik geo intrview me apni sfai me keh rhi thi agr mene India main koi glat kam kiya ho to mera bap mar jae? Is intrview k bad punjab main 36 log...
34. Veena Malik Apni Book Mastee K Veena Malik Apni Book Mastee K Page Numbar 69 Men Likhti Hai, WHAT Is SEX? Sex Is Like PEPSI Ye Dil Mangay oR Sex Is Like IODEX Ooh Aah Ouch Sex Is Like...
35. Veena Malik, Taxi Driver Se: J Veena Malik, Taxi Driver Se: Johar Town Chalo Ge? Driver: Jee Haan. Veena: Kya Lo Ge? Driver: Gareeb Banda Hoon Behn Jee, Pese hi Loon Ga……..?...
36. Veena Malik Jo Pa Veena Malik Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo… Wazir-E-Pappi Veena Malik...
37. Veena Malik 1 bar sabzi lene g Veena Malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai Veena ne 1 boht lambi moli dekhi or pochha ye kia he? Shopkeeper: Baji ye humare liye moli he or aap k liye mamoli hai…!...
38. Veena malik ki bdnami k bd vee Veena malik ki bdnami k bd veena malik k bhai k kia tassurat hain aye unhe se pochate hain,. G bhai g . . G bhai g Ab msg he parhte raho gy...
39. Gadha, Sherni say: Darli Gadha, Sherni say: Darling, I Love u. Sherni: Tu ne apni shakal dekhi hy? Gadha: Shakal di pehn nu yeh, Thalay vekh thallay sherni : oh sory i lov u 2...
40. Gadha:yar malik bohot marta hy Gadha:yar malik bohot marta hy2nd gadha:tu ghar se bhag ja1st gadha:yar malik apni beti se bolta rehta hy “teri shadi GADHE se kra dunga” Bs isi lie ruka hoa hon....