Related SMS:

1. Bivi shohar se�munna itni da Bivi shohar se”munna itni dair se ro raha hai magar tumhain fursat nahi kae isay thoori dair kae liye goud mein otha lo.akhir mein esay jhaiz mein to nahi laai thi” shohar bhi...
2. 1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dos 1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa...
3. Dulhan apne Nabina shohar se: Dulhan apne Nabina shohar se: kash apki ankhain hoti to ap mera husn dekh sakte, Shohar: Tum haseen hoti to kya ankhon walay tumhen mere liay chorty….?...
4. SHADI SE PEHLE “SHADI SE PEHLE” Boy: Atlast wo din agaya : ) Girl: tm mujhe chor to nai doge? Boy: no way esa sochna b mat Girl: will u kiss me? Boy: yes Girl: tmhary...
5. SUHAGRAT KI RAAT SUHAGRAT KI RAAT LADKA : ( KAMRE ME AAKE ) JALDI KADPE UTARO DULHAN NE KAPDE UTARE LADKA KAM KAR KE BOLA JALDI KAPDE PEHAN LO DHULA AANE WALA HAI...
6. Shadi ki rat husbnd confuse ho Shadi ki rat husbnd confuse hogya k apni BV se kya bol0n..? . Akhir wo bola.. Aap k ghar wal0n ko mal0m hy… K aap yahan mere sath ho..??...
7. * Pthan ki shadi hwe p *. .Pthan ki shadi hwe pehli rat B.V ki shalwar Utari r cnfuse hogya BV: Kya hwa? Pthan: Yeh system hmari samajh se bahir hai 2mko ulta he hona paray ga. .*...
8. Doctrap k shohar ko mukamal Doctr..ap k shohar ko mukamal aram ki zarurat he. Ye neend ki goliyan hain. Bivi. Ye me unhain kis waqt doun! Doctr.. Ye ap ne khani hain ta ke un ko aram mily....
9. * Pathan ki qabar ki pehli r *. .Pathan ki qabar ki pehli raat mai 62 fareshte aaye…?! 2 farishte sawal puch rahe thay aur baqi k 60 farishte pathan ko sawal samjha rahe thay. .*...
10. wife tumnay mujay shadi wife tumnay mujay shadi say pahlay kio nahi bataya k tumhari pehli hi rani naam ki wife hay ? husmand maine bataya to tha k mein tume rani ki tarah rakho gaa...
11. ** Chand nikla tha mgr raat n *”* Chand nikla tha mgr raat na thi pehli c, *”* Ye mulakat, mulakat na thi pehli c, *”* Ranj khuch kam to hwa aaj tere milne milne s, *”* Ye Alag bat...
12. Doctar: Ap k shohar theek ho Doctar: Ap k shohar theek ho saktay hn, Agr ap in k khanay, peenay or aram ka khayal rakhain, Koi tension na dn,Larai na karen, Shohar: Doctor ne kya kaha? BV: Utho ghar...
13. 90% boys & girls pehli mulaqaa 90% boys & girls pehli mulaqaat main apnay zehen main ek dosry k baray main is tarah sochty hain: GIRL:kitna sedha larka hy BOy:kya Fit bachi hy …GL:kitna nic behavior hy B:kya figure...
14. SONOO!!! tumha SONOO…!!! tumhain yaad hai wo hijir ki pahli shub.. jub pahli baar tumhari ankh royi thi. jub pahli baar main ne apne hathon se ansuon ko saaf kua tha. jub pahli baar main...
15. Bv khubsurat thi Or Shohar kal Bv khubsurat thi Or Shohar kala tha BV Boli: Hum dono Jannati hain Shohar: Ksy? Bv: Tm Muje dekh kr Shukr ada krte ho Or M Tumhe Dek kr toba krti hun....
16. BV ne kameez utari, Shohar ki BV ne kameez utari, Shohar ki taraf dekhte hoe shalwar b utar ker boli “Pata he na, kya krna he?” Shohar: Haan kapre dhone hen....
17. 3 bachon wali 1 bewa orat ne 3 3 bachon wali 1 bewa orat ne 3 bachon wale shohar se shadi ki, shadi k baad donon k 3 bache peda hogaye 1 din ghar main bachon ki zabardast jang lag gai....
18. Pehli pehli Muhabbaton ka khum Pehli pehli Muhabbaton ka khumaar,, baton baton main raat dhal jaaye,, ab k dil main woh dard utra hai,, ghair mumkin hai aaj kal jaaye,, zindgi khush hai tere wadon pe,, jaisay bachay...
19. Biwi: Kyun Na Hum Apni Shadi Biwi: “Kyun Na Hum Apni Shadi Ki Salgiraha Par Dawat Ke Liye Bakra Zibah Karen?” Shohar: “Ghalti To Mene Ki Hai, Tou Saza Us Gharib Ko Kyun Dein!!!...
20. Pathan Apni Shadi ki 1st Night Pathan Apni Shadi ki 1st Night Room Main Enter Hua, To Light Chali Gayi. Pathan Sari Raat Darwzy Pe khara Raha. Subha Dost Ne Poocha: “Sunao Raat kesi Guzri”? Pathan: kya Bataoon, Hum...
21. Shohar 0r BIWI mein talak ho g Shohar 0r BIWI mein talak ho gai. BIWI ne Juj se kaha: Maine Bachay ko janam diya hai,us pe mera haq hai. Jaj ne Shohar se kaha apni safai mein kuch kaho. Shohar:...
22. Ik pathan apne dost ki shadi m Ik pathan apne dost ki shadi me gaya Is ke dost ne us ko bohat mara? Kiyu k Papsi pee kar dulhe se bola Sohag raat ke liya Mujhe b sath ly chalo...
23. Agr aap ki shadi nahi ho rai, Agr aap ki shadi nahi ho rai, to hr namaz k bad 7 dafa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ....
24. Bivi : {shohar se} ghar mehman Bivi : {shohar se} ghar mehman aarhe hen or ghar men dal ke siwa kuch nhi he lehaza jab mehman aajaen tu tum kichan men jakr 1 brtan giran . Men puchon tu...
25. 4 Girl to Boy : Shadi k liye (4) Girl to Boy : Shadi k liye ko Girl to Boy : Shadi k liye konsi date rakhen Boy : 22 December Girl : koi khas waja Boy : han SAAL ki...
26. Shadi me khana khane k 2 asool Shadi me khana khane k 2 asool: RULE1:Pehli bar is tarha khao k dosri bar milega nai. RULE2:Dosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nahi …………..@...
27. ¤PEHLi RAAT¤ KI ¤PEHLi RAAT¤ KIYA AP JANTE HAIN ? Rajab Ki PehLi Raat DUA Rad Nahi Ki Jati” Neez PehLe Din Ka Roza 3 SaaL Ka Kaffara Hai - TAREEKH-E-DAMISHQ-408...
28. Shadi Ki Raat: Husband: Shadi Ki Raat: Husband: Ijazat Hai? Wife:Shrmate Hue Ji. Husband Ne Door Lock Kya, Windo Lock Ki, Parde Daley Light Off Ki N Bed Py Agya.. Bivi Ne Keha Koi Faida Nahi. Husband:...
29. 1 Pathan Apne Dost Ki Shadi Me 1 Pathan Apne Dost Ki Shadi Me Gaya Is K Dost Ne Us Ko Bohut Mara. Q? . . . . . . . . Pepsi Pee Kr Dulhe Se Bola… “Suhag Raat...
30. BV sharabi shohar ko sabaq sik BV sharabi shohar ko sabaq sikhane k lye Kala Libas Pehn kr khari ho gai Shohar Jhomte huey Kon ho tm? BV: SHETAN Shrabi: Hath milao ma tri Behn ka Shohar hon...
31. BV sharabhi shohar ko theek ke BV sharabhi shohar ko theek kerne ke liye kala libas pehen ke khari ho gai , Shohar jhomtey huwey kon ho tum . BV churail . Shohar ; hath mila mein teri behan...
32. Aik bivi bohat naik thi,shohar Aik bivi bohat naik thi,shohar ko paas na aney deti k gunah hai. Shohar ne molvi ko masla btaya. Molvi ne kaha, usay kaho paas aney se aik Kafir maarnay ka sawab hota...
33. Pathan k qabar ki pehli raat m Pathan k qabar ki pehli raat mn 62 fareshty aey…! KYON ? 2 farishte sawal puch rahy thy aur baqi k 60 farishty Pathan ko sawal samjha rhy thy…!...
34. SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni BV se: jaan raat ko kuch maza aya? BV =aap ko aaya? SHOHAR= bohat! BV= dekh lain aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi dia....
35. 1 pari ne 60 saal k shadi shud 1 pari ne 60 saal k shadi shuda jorre se kaha; Me Tm dono ki 1 khawish puri kr skti Hun! Bv: Me apne sohar k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti...
36. Shohar apni BV ko dafna k ghar Shohar apni BV ko dafna k ghar aya hi tha k achank zor se bijli chamki or toofani barish shuru ho gai. Shohar ne asman ko dekha or bola Lagta hai pohnch gai...
37. shadi ki raat shaikh apni biwi shadi ki raat shaikh apni biwi k liye gulab ka phool le kar aaya Biwi:Mujhe ye nahi chahiye koi soney ki cheez do Sheikh: ye lo takiya or so jao...
38. Aik DULHA SHAADI KI PEHLI RAAT Aik DULHA SHAADI KI PEHLI RAAT Apni Biwi ka Ghonghat utha k Bare Pyar se Pochta hai:- Kiya naam hai ‘Huzoor’ ka? Biwi:- HAZRAT MUHAMMAD(SAWS) Dulha:- Kya farmaya AAP ne? Biwi:- Namaz parho...
39. Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se: Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka? BV: HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) Dulha: (heran ho kr) Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne? BV: Yehi...
40. Shadi k bad pehli rat dulha ka Shadi k bad pehli rat dulha kamray me atay huye chair se takra k gir gya . Dulhan: (ghabratay huye) aray shahid BHAI Aagaye ap MORAL:Aur kro khandaan me shadi..!...