*YÄ RAB* Duk

*..YÄ RAB..*

Dukh Na Dena Mere DOST Ko..

Mujhe Chahay SUKH Ka Pahaar Dedo..!

Ghoome New CYCLE Pe DOST Mera..

Mujhe Bhalay Hi Purani Si MERCEDES CAR Dedo..!

Bhooka Na Rakhna Mere DOST Ko Khane Ko Taazi DAAL Dedo,

Mujhe Bhalay Hi Kal Ka Korma+ Custard+ Tikka+ Biryani+

Salad.

AUR..

COKE Ka Sirf 1 Glass Dedo..!!

Ab Mat Kehna K Dost Dua Nahi Krty..

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Agr koi BAHO chahti h k uski

Agr koi “BAHO” chahti h k uski “SAAS” usy kbhe tng na kary tou wo raat 12 Bje apni saas k room main 1 glass pani le k jae,

Pani khud pee k glass saas k sir pe dy maray!

NA RAHY KI SAAS,NA KAREGI BKWAS!

(Zubida aapa k Qatilana totkay)

Ye totka meri BAHU k lie muzir-e-sehat hai

(Zubeida apa ki chalakiyan)

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¥

(((‘)))

“¥”

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Ye Gulaab Ka

Phool Hmari Dosti Ki Nishani

Hy.

Is Phool Ko

Kbi Sookhny Na

Dena

Is Liye

Mobile Pe 1 Glass Pani roz Dalna plzzzz,,

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Apko kaisa lagega br

Apko kaisa lagega..

Agar neend me apka haath bistar se bahar nikle aur bed k neeche se koi use pakar le

Ya aap channel badlen aur har channel me ek hi picture dikhe

Ya aap ki chaddar apne aap sarakne lage

Ya aap beech raat me aankhen kholen or dekhen k chhat se koi apko dekh rha hy

Ya aap pani peene uthen aur khirki k bahar se burhiya bole “1 glass mere liye b le aana”

Khair chhoro in sab baato ko.

Maine to

*Good night*kehne k liye msg kiya tha.

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1 Glass Pani Lo Us Me Ne

1 Glass Pani Lo

Us Me Neem K ped K fool Dalo,

2 hrs K Liye Rakh Do,

fir 10Min Garm Karo Thanda Karne K Baad P Lo

Kanjusi K sab Keede Mar Jayenge.

Fir sms kar

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