Zubaida aapa while writing a t

Zubaida aapa while writing a totka……

Woh Kon Sa Khan Hai Jo Pathan Nahi Hai…

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Dastar khan. :-P

“Zubaida Aapa” Ki Peheliyan…

Har Waqt Totke Chahiye Tum Logon Ko To Bas

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BALGHAM ko dhoop mein su

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye

to

“DING DONG” bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai..!

ZUBAIDA AAPA k bachat walay totkay..!;-)

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Agr ap chaey banatay waqt chae

Agr ap chaey banatay waqt chaey ki patti k sath thori sa tambaco Bhi dal deyn to chaey ke bad cigratte ki talab nahi hogi.

(zubeeda aapa k charsily totkay):-D

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Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho

Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna

Ho Tou 2 Eggs 1 Spon

Lal-Mirch Phaint Ker

Chehre Pe 5 Mins

Masage Kr K Dho Len

…Surkhi Ana Shruu Ho

Jaye Gi =D

Zubaida Aapa K

Jaan-Leva Totke

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Sardiyon mey skin kushk hojye

Sardiyon mey skin kushk hojye to pani mey haldi aur milk powdr dal k ubal lain Thanda hojye to ek chamch dahi aur makhn dal k paste bna lain phir es mixture ko phEnk dain

Aur mou pe c0ld CrEam laga lain

Zubaida Aapa k ChakkarBaz Totkay.

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Agar Aap Raat Mai Meethi Neend

Agar Aap Raat Mai Meethi Neend Sona Chate Hain

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To Sonay Se Pehle 1 Kilo Chini Khaliya Karen

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Bohot Meethi Neend Aegi

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ZUBAIDA AAPA K MEHNGE TOTTKE

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Aakhir Kia Masla Hy Tum

Aakhir Kia Masla Hy

Tum Logo’n k Saath

Har Waqt Tumhe’n Totke

Batati Raho’n

Faltu Samjha Hy Kia ?

…Jab Dekho Zaleel o Khwar

Kia Hua Hy

SsssssssssHhhh

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Zubaida Aapa Ghusse

Mein

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Aje Sheela Ki Barth Day HaiYe

Aje Sheela Ki Barth Day Hai.Ye Sms 9 Logon Ko Send Karo Gey To Khuab Mai Sheela Nazar Aye Ge.Do(2)Logon Ney Jhoot Samjh Kr DELET Kr Deya Un key Khuab mai Zubeda Aapa Ayen

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FaraZ ZubaiDa aaPa ki shaaN me

FaraZ ZubaiDa aaPa ki shaaN me FarmaTy hy,

Ap k totky dekh dekh k r0tA hu

Ap k t0tky dekh dekh k r0ta hu,

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Itna Zaleel to SMS pe ab mE bhi nai h0ta huN.

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Agar Behti Hui Nozee Ko

Agar Behti Hui Nozee

Ko ‘SHURRRR” Ker k

Uppar Charhaa Lia Jaye

Tou

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Rooml Hamesha Saaf

Rehta Hy … =P

Zubaida Aapa k Saaf

Suthrey Totke … =D

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