Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jan

Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jany ki dhmki dy to us k Ma bap ko chahye usy ganja kr k bitha den.

5 maheeny tk bhagny ka nam nhe legi.. =P

Zubeda Aapa k totky

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BALGHAM ko dhoop mein su

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye

to

“DING DONG” bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai..!

ZUBAIDA AAPA k bachat walay totkay..!;-)

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1 ENGINEER, 1 MBA studen

1 ENGINEER,

1 MBA student

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ZUBEDA AAPA

kashti me ja rahe thy,

k JIN agaya or bola:

“samandar me koi chez phenko,

agar mene dhond lia to me tumhe mar dn ga.warna me tmhara ghulam bn jaon ga.

1 ne sui phenki us ne dhondli os use mar dia

2 ne sim phenki us ne wo b dhoondli or usy bi mar dia

Phr

AAPA ne Disprine phenki,

wo pani me hal hogai

AAPA boli:

Chal Beta Ghr Chal Boht Kaam Para Hai

JIN Shocked*

Aapa Rocked

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Aakhir Kia Masla Hy Tum

Aakhir Kia Masla Hy

Tum Logo’n k Saath

Har Waqt Tumhe’n Totke

Batati Raho’n

Faltu Samjha Hy Kia ?

…Jab Dekho Zaleel o Khwar

Kia Hua Hy

SsssssssssHhhh

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Zubaida Aapa Ghusse

Mein

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Me bahar nahi jaongi, Mu

Me bahar nahi jaongi,

Muje dar lagta ha PaPa…

wah Wah…

Me bahr nai jaongi,

Muje dar lagta hai PaPa…

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Gali mein Baal kholay khari hain

Zubaida AaPa:)

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Zubaida aapa while writing a t

Zubaida aapa while writing a totka……

Woh Kon Sa Khan Hai Jo Pathan Nahi Hai…

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Dastar khan. :-P

“Zubaida Aapa” Ki Peheliyan…

Har Waqt Totke Chahiye Tum Logon Ko To Bas

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Beth k bathroom me Sardi ki sa

Beth k bathroom me Sardi ki sard Raaton main sochta hoon

FARAZ

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.kar to l hai…

ab thanday paani sayy”Dhoun’ga”kese?

Zubaida aapa plz help me…!

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Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho Tou

Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho Tou

2 Eggs

1 Spon

Lal-Mirch

Phaint Ker

Chehre Pe 5 Mins

Masage Kr K Dho Len

Surkhi Ana Shruu Ho

Jaye Gi,

Zubaida Aapa K

Jaan-Leva Totke =

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Agar Behti Hui Nozee Ko

Agar Behti Hui Nozee

Ko ‘SHURRRR” Ker k

Uppar Charhaa Lia Jaye

Tou

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Rooml Hamesha Saaf

Rehta Hy … =P

Zubaida Aapa k Saaf

Suthrey Totke

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Q : Wo konsi aapa hain jisay k

Q : Wo konsi aapa hain jisay koi pasand nahi karta ?

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” BURHAAPA ” AAP KIA SAMJHE”

ZUBAIDA AAPA ”

are wo to jigr hai apni:

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Meharbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna

Meharbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna 4wrd Karein K

Zubaidah Aapa tak Pohanch Jaye

“Aapa” Ammi Keh rahi hain Ufone k signal nahi Aa rahe koi totka bata de.

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Agar aap se koi bachi set nhe

Agar aap se koi bachi set nhe ho rhe . . . . . . . . . To aapki shakal achi nhe hogi.. =P Beta iss men main kya kar sakti hun? (Zubaida aapa ki bebasi)

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Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kis

Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kisi ko nai dena chahiyem,

is tarah karne se!

biryani kam par sakti hai.

(zubaida aapa k matlabi totke )

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tamam cheezain jo Z se start

tamam cheezain jo “Z” se start ho tabahi machati hain

Zalzala

Zulm

Zeher

Zakham

Zukam

Zameen

Zer

Zid,

&

“ZARDARI”

Bus ZUBAIDA AAPA achi hain

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agar kis ko rona a rha hay tou

agar kis ko rona a rha hay tou foran

yeh jon karay

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lov3-ix-blnd-yr-but-i-have-Eyex/175409025808978?v=wall

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zubeeda aapa serious hn

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Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pa

Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pas

hamesha Dosto Ka Hujoom rahy tou

Ye 3 cheezen apny pas rakho

TULSI

GOLD LEAF

121(gutka)

Zubaida aapa k dostana totkay.

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Jab Ghee seedhi Ungli se na ni

Jab Ghee seedhi Ungli se na nikley to

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Ghee ko garam kar lo ;

har cheez men Ungli dena zaruri nahi…:

zubeda aapa aaj tapi hui hain ;@

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3 mooli k parathe 2 gobi k par

3 mooli k parathe 2 gobi k parathe 1 plate mash ki dal Or 1 pyala obly chane 1 sath khaen OR apni zati gas se generatr chalaen “ZUBAIDA AAPA k C.N.G Totky”

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gr m0bile ki battery low ho or

gr m0bile ki battery low ho or aap ko zar0ori call krni ho toh..

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phle m0bile charge krlo,

aab zubaida aapa enginner thori naa hain jo iss cheez ka bhi totka btaen gii!

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Agar Aap Raat Mai Meethi Neend

Agar Aap Raat Mai Meethi Neend Sona Chate Hain

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To Sonay Se Pehle 1 Kilo Chini Khaliya Karen

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Bohot Meethi Neend Aegi

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ZUBAIDA AAPA K MEHNGE TOTTKE

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me ne kaha mohbbat me kuch bi

“me ne kaha mohbbat me kuch bi kr sakta ho

Faraz,

Usny kaha 1 anday k 2 Amlet to bana kr dikhao,

(,”)/’ hat ja yr

/) / zubaida

_//_ aapa k ps ja raha ho

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2 Frnds ne sher ko dekha to 1

2 Frnds ne sher ko dekha to 1 drkht pe char gya

2sra zmeen pe late gya or sans rok li,

Sher paas aya bola

Na Putar na

yaha zubaida aapa k totke nai chalte

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Agr Aap k bachy Ziyada Matti K

Agr Aap k bachy Ziyada Matti Khaty hen to.

To Unhen thori Cement bhi Khila den

Bunyad Pakki ho jayegi.

Zubeda Aapa k Bunyadi totky.

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Zubaida apa arz karti hain

Zubaida apa arz karti hain~~

meray dil kay bavarchi khane mein teri yad ka choolha jalta hai~~~

WAH…….WAH…….

zara ghor karen…….

meray dil kay bawarchi khane mein teri yad ka choolha jalta hai…

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teray ishq kay pakoray paktay hain jin mein SHAN masala dalta hai

(..)

@@ oye hoye looot liya aapa jan……

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Agar paaon ziada thanday hon

‘Agar paaon ziada thanday hon tou paon kaat ke heater pe 10mins ke liye rakh dein sardi nahi lage gi’

Zubaida aapa ke qasaabi totkay

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Sardiyon mn skin kushk ho jye

Sardiyon mn skin kushk ho jye to pani mn haldi aur milk powdr dal k ubal lain Thanda ho jye to ek chamch dahi aur makhan dal k paste bna lain phir es mixture ko phenk dain Aur mou pe c0ld Cream laga lain:-

Zubaida Aapa k ChakkarBaz Totkay

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BALGHAM ko dhoop mein su

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye

to

“DING DONG” bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai..!

ZUBAIDA AAPA k bachat walay totkay..!;-)

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Aksar Jism Pe Zakham Ho Jate H

Aksar Jism Pe Zakham Ho Jate Hain

Agar Un Zakhmo Pe Laal Mirch,Namak Mila K Lagai Jaye

To

Apke Mou Se Foran Niklega

ZUBAIDA AAPA Teri MAA KI…

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Meharbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna

Meharbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna 4wrd Karein K

Zubaidah Aapa tak Pohanch Jaye

“Aapa” Ammi Keh rahi hain Ufone k signal nahi Aa rahe koi totka bata de.

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Sardiyon mey skin kushk hojye

Sardiyon mey skin kushk hojye to pani mey haldi aur milk powdr dal k ubal lain Thanda hojye to ek chamch dahi aur makhn dal k paste bna lain phir es mixture ko phEnk dain

Aur mou pe c0ld CrEam laga lain

Zubaida Aapa k ChakkarBaz Totkay.

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GOVERNMENT agar motor cycle c

“GOVERNMENT agar motor cycle chalaney par pabandi laga dey to DOUBLE SAWAARI par pabandi khatam hojaegi..”

( “ZUBAIDA AAPA” k pathano waley totkey)

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FARAZ Sahab Frmte Hy

FARAZ Sahab Frmte Hy

Shair Likh Likh Kr Mri Hath Ki Nus Jam H0gai

Mri Aqal O Himat Nakam H0gai

Kya Ab B K0i Nhi Btyega

K

Munni Aapa Q Badnam H0gai

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Piyaz khane se agar mun me bad

Piyaz khane se agar mun me badbu ho jati he to thora sa lux sabun kha len to badbu nhi aye gi

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zubeida aapa ka mehakte hoe t0tke.. ;]

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Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte

“Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte waqat aik juta 1 konay ma aur 1 juta 1 konay ma raknay se chapal chori nhi hoti”

=ZUBAIDA AAPA k HIFAZTI Totkay

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Agr tum se zyada taaqat wala s

Agr tum se zyada taaqat wala shakhs tumhen maaray or tum kuch na kr sako to thora sa door ja kr usko laanat de kr bhaag jao.

Zubaida Aapa k inteqami totkay.

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Agr Sardio Me Nahate Waqt

Agr Sardio Me Nahate Waqt

Pani Bohat Zada Thanda Lage To

To Pani Garam Kr K Nahalo

Ab Is Me B

Zubaida Aapa K Totke Hi Chaiye Kya.?

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Jab aap kisi mefil me pad maro

Jab aap kisi mefil me pad maro to

barabar waly ko gh0or kar dekhne

se aap par koi shak nahi kary ga.

Zubeda aapa k izzat bachao totke.

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Aaap ko choda, aaap ko phir

Aaap ko “choda”, aaap ko phir “choda”, ap ko baar baar “choda”, aap k sub doston ko “choda”,aap k ghar walon ko “choda”, aapa ko aik baar phir “choda” august jashn-e-Azadi mubarik ho

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* Agar apki gand mai keera h

*. .Agar apki gand mai keera ho jaye,

tu apni chootar k pas biscuit rakh den

jese hi keera biscuit khane aye foran pakar len. .*

ZUBAIDA AAPA KE TOTKEY. .*

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Agar Behti Hui Nozee Ko

Agar Behti Hui Nozee

Ko ‘SHURRRR” Ker k

Uppar Charhaa Lia Jaye

Tou

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Rooml Hamesha Saaf

Rehta Hy … =P

Zubaida Aapa k Saaf

Suthrey Totke … =D

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Agar Hokumat Kapre Pheny Pe Pa

Agar Hokumat Kapre Pheny Pe Pabandi Laga De

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To Khudkash Hamly Roky

Jaa Sakhte HaiN.. ;-

Zubaida Aapa K “Mulk Bachao” Totkay.. ;-)

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Agr Koi Apko SMS Ya Miscalls D

Agr Koi Apko SMS Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar raha Hy Tu

Uska Number Facebook Par

Larki K Naam Se Likh Den aur Maza Dekhain.

Zubaida Aapa K Chechoray Totke.

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?Jab Koi Larki Ghar Se Bhag J

?”Jab Koi Larki Ghar Se Bhag Jane Ki Dhamki De To Uske Maan Baap Ko Chahiye Usay Ganja Kar ke Bitha Den, 5 Maheene Tak Bhagne Ka Naam Nahi Le gi”

Zubaida Aapa Ke Totkay :)

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Taiz Zor Dar Paad Marne Se Di

“Taiz Zor Dar Paad Marne Se Dil K Wal Khul Jata Hai Or Line Saf Ho Jati Hai Tu Plz Taiz Or Zor Dar Pad Maren.

(SeNd To AlL SiLenT Padoos)

Zubaida Aapa K Totke

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Jab aap kisi mefil me Tit maro

Jab aap kisi mefil me Tit maro to barabar waly ko ghur kar dekhne se aap par koi shak nahi kary ga.

Zubaida aapa k izzat bachao totke.

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Jab Aap Kisi Mefil Me Pad Maro

Jab Aap Kisi Mefil Me Pad Maro To

Barabar Waly Ko Gh0or Kar Dekhne

Se Aap Par Koi Shak Nahi Kary Ga.

Zubeda Aapa K Izzat Bachao Totke.

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Agar Tumse Zyada Taqat Wala Sh

Agar Tumse Zyada Taqat Wala Shakhs

Tumhe Maarey aur Tum Kuch Na Kar Sako

Tu Thora Sa Door Ja K Use Lanat De Kar Bhaag Jao.

Zubaida Aapa K Intiqami Totkay,.

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Agar koi larki apko rah chalte

Agar koi larki apko rah chalte bhai keh de tu ghabrane ka nahi,

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Ek thapar laga ke bolo

idhar kiya kar rahi ho.?

Ghar jawo :

Zubaida aapa k ghairat mand totkay.

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Agar SEX krnay ka mood nahi ho

Agar SEX krnay ka mood nahi ho or mard zabrdsti ker rha ho to Orat ko chahiye k SEX k doran Mard ki Gand k Baal khench le.Mard ki hut jayegi or wo hut jayega.

ZUBAIDA AAPA K SEXY TOTKE…

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In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka

In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :

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hor pucho totkay

zubeda aapa ne tang akar khudkushi kar li.

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BALGHAM ko dhoop mein su

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye

to

“DING DONG” bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai..!

ZUBAIDA AAPA k bachat walay totkay..!;-)

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Aje Sheela Ki Barth Day HaiYe

Aje Sheela Ki Barth Day Hai.Ye Sms 9 Logon Ko Send Karo Gey To Khuab Mai Sheela Nazar Aye Ge.Do(2)Logon Ney Jhoot Samjh Kr DELET Kr Deya Un key Khuab mai Zubeda Aapa Ayen

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Kisi ko bhi bhag kar shadi kar

Kisi ko bhi bhag kar shadi karni ho un k liye 2011 me bohT acha din hy

Date 9.2.11

is liye sub doston ko Request hy k is date ka faida uthain 9.2.11 ko 9 2 11 ho jain:-

(ZUBEDA AAPA K BACHI BHAGANE K TOTKAY)

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Jeet Chuka Hun Har Jang,,

Jeet Chuka Hun Har Jang,,

Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke

Faraz

Sardar

Aur Aapa

Ab

VEENA Ki Baari Hai …!!!

COMING SOON …!!!

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Teacher: Munni q badnaam

Teacher:

Munni q badnaam hui

Student:

pepsi ki wja se

Teacher:

wo kesy

Student:

Pepsi pe 5 rupy kam hue , MUNNI us 5 rupy ki Testi khareed rahi thi k DADI nay dekh liya or UMAR ko batanay k liyay awaz lagadi, UMAR nay aik mint kaha hi tha k SHEELA jawan ho gaye bus is bat pe ZUBAIDA AAPA ki hat gai aur unho ny MUNNI KO badnam krdia ;)

Teacher: Tumhain kaisay pata

STUDENT: My name is Shabbir.

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FaraZ ZubaiDa aaPa ki shaaN me

FaraZ ZubaiDa aaPa ki shaaN me FarmaTy hy,

Ap k totky dekh dekh k r0tA hu

Ap k t0tky dekh dekh k r0ta hu,

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Itna Zaleel to SMS pe ab mE bhi nai h0ta huN.

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Agr ap chaey banatay waqt chae

Agr ap chaey banatay waqt chaey ki patti k sath thori sa tambaco Bhi dal deyn to chaey ke bad cigratte ki talab nahi hogi.

(zubeeda aapa k charsily totkay):-D

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* Agr ap chae bnaty waqt cha

*. .Agr ap chae bnaty waqt chae ki pati k sath thori tambaco ki pati dal den tu koi b aenda ap sy chae ki farmaish nhi kryga. .*

(zubeda aapa k janleva totky)

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Apny BED se pyar karo ye tumha

Apny BED se pyar karo ye tumhara apna hai.

-Din ko aram karo ta k tm rat me so sako.

-Books pakiza hain is liye hath na lgao

-Koi kam kal pe na choro wo parson ya tarson b kia ja skta hai

-Agr tmhe parhne ka mann chahe to beth jao jb tk ye feeling khtm na hojaye

-Ye mat bhulo k study ek healthy activity hai isliye ise bemar logon k lye chor do.

A Public Service Messge frm NSF (Nikkamay Student Fedration) chairman zubiada aapa.

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Talwar ka Zakham dawab

Talwar ka

Zakham dawa

se Theek ho

jata hy

Mgar

Zuban ka

zakham Kisi

Dawa se thik

Nhi Hota

Sirf

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KISSING

Se thik hota hy.

Zubeda Aapa ki

Jawani k Tottky;-

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Hamesha Munfrid Raho Jesy

Hamesha Munfrid Raho Jesy

NAMAK

JisKi Mojudgi Mehsus Nhi Hoti

Mgr IsKi Gair Mojodgi Tamam Chezon Ko

Be-Zaika Bana Daiti Hy.

Zubaida aapa aj serious hain;-)….

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agar apko check karna hai kay

agar apko check karna hai kay apki girl friend pehle se chudi huwi hai ya nahi to sex kay waqt ek tattay ko red paint karen or aik ko blue paint karen

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Agar Responce mile: “Oh! aise colorful tattay to aaj tak nahi dekhay!”

to samajh lain kay aap ka piece pehle se scratch hai……

Zubeda Aapa kay Bachi Checking Totke

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Agr garmiyon mai ghr ki chhat

Agr garmiyon mai ghr ki chhat pe ja k srf 2min apni paint utar k tatto ko taza hawa dedi jae to sara din khujane ki zarurt nh prti…

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ZUBAIDA AAPA K TOTKE

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Faraz zubaida aapa ke liye far

Faraz zubaida aapa ke liye farmate hain..

Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho,

Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho,

ye totke kahan se lati ho…

Aapa replies..

Chala jaye dunya se jo, aata nahi wo lotke

ek baar jo Aazmale Zubaida aapa k totke…

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Tmam cheezain jo Z s start h

Tmam cheezain jo “Z” s start hon, Tabahi machati hy.

ZLZALA, ZULM, ZEHR, ZAKHM, ZUKAAM, ZAMIN, ZID

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“ZARDARI”

bus zaubaida aapa achi hain :)

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In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka

In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per

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Refrnce: Dailly jung of

Refrnce:

Dailly jung of 02-01-11 …”APPEAL”…

Taman doston se guzarish hai k Allah k wasty Zubeda Aapa ka mazaq na uraen wo buzurg khatoon hai. ALLAH mazaq uraney walo ka mazaq bana deta hai. Zara sochein koi is tarha hamari Maa ka mazaq uraye to? Allah ap ki Maa, behno ki izzat ki hifazt kare (AMEEN) Khud ko bhi rokein or 2sro ko bhi rokein. Plz fwd 2 all. From,

(Zubeda aapa ka Beta,

Hussain Tariq).

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Sardion me skin kushk hojaye

Sardion me skin kushk hojaye tu pani me haldi or milk powdr dal k ubal lain

Thanda hojaye tu dahi makhan dal k mixture ko phaink dain

or mouh pe cold cream laga lain:-P

Zubaida Aapa k Chakker Baz Totkay.

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Nazlay ya zukaam k doran nikal

Nazlay ya zukaam k doran nikalnay wala material agar ek botal mai save ker k rakhlia jaye to wo Glue k kaam ajayga.

“ZUBAIDA AAPA K JAAN LEVA TOTKE”

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app k pas nala ya lastik na ho

app k pas nala ya lastik na ho to shlwar dheeli ho to usy girnye se bchane kab aasan tariqa ye hai k shlwar k oper underwear pehn le zubda aapa ka izat bchao totka*

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Agar Nazle Aur Khansi k

Agar Nazle Aur Khansi

k Saath Saath Namkeen

Balghum b Aa Raha Ho

Tou Thori Cheeni Kh Le’n

Us Se Aap Ko

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Rabri Ka Maza Aaye Ga

(Zubaida Aapa k Lazeez

Totke

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Zubeda Appa Aarz Krti He

Zubeda Appa Aarz Krti He

Mere DIL K Bavarchi Khane Me Teri Yad Ka Cholha Jalta He

..Wah Wah..

Kia Sher He

Zara Ghor Karen

Mere DIL K Bavarchi Khany Me Teri Yad Ka Cholha Jalta He

Tere Ishq K Pakore Pakty Hen Jis Me SHAN Masala Dalta He..!

(‘.’)/Oye Hoye

/) (‘ Lo0t Lia

_| _ AAPA:-)

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Laal Baig Ko Milk Main

Laal Baig Ko Milk

Main Ubaal Kr

Dhoop Mein Sukha

Kr Laal Mirchon K

Sath Pees Kr Ankhon

Pr Lagany Se

Nazer Kamzor

Nahe Hoti.

“ZUBEDA AAPA K JAAN LEVA TOTKE” ;-)

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Agr choty bachy k pait me kery

Agr choty bachy k pait me kery ho jaen

to bachy k pamper me biscuit rakh den

jese hi keera biscuit khane aae foran pkr len..

ZUBAIDA AAPA K DETECTIVE TOTKEY

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Beth k bathroom me sardi ki sa

Beth k bathroom me sardi ki sard raaton main sochta hon

FARAZ..

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Kar to li hai….

Ab

thanday paani say “Dhoun’ga”

kese?

Zubaida aapa plz help me….!

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Agr behti hoi naak ko z

Agr behti hoi naak ko

zaban se chaat lia jaye

to Romal kharidne ki

zarort khatam ho jati hai

ZUBIDA AAPA K TOTKE ;-)

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Aakhir Kia Masla Hy Tum

Aakhir Kia Masla Hy

Tum Logo’n k Saath

Har Waqt Tumhe’n Totke

Batati Raho’n

Faltu Samjha Hy Kia ?

…Jab Dekho Zaleel o Khwar

Kia Hua Hy

SsssssssssHhhh

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Zubaida Aapa Ghusse

Mein :P :D

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Agar chote bache ke pait main

Agar chote bache ke pait main keere ho jayen to bache ko pamper main biscuit rakh den jese hi keera biscuit khane aaye foran pakar len..

Zubaida Aapa ke Detective Totkay.. :-D

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Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,

Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke

Faraz

Sardar

Aur Aapa

Ab

VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!

COMING SOON …!!!

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Agr 3 din tak subha nend se ja

Agr 3 din tak subha nend se jaag kar kangha na kia jae

to

Hair Style Rehman Malik jesa ho jata ha..

“Zubeda Aapa Returns”..

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Agar Aap k bachay ziyada matt

“Agar Aap k bachay ziyada matti khatay hen to

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unhen thori cement b khila dein to bunyad pakki ho jaye gi”

Zubaida aapa k CIVIL ENGINEERING TOTKAY;-)

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Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho

Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna

Ho Tou 2 Eggs 1 Spon

Lal-Mirch Phaint Ker

Chehre Pe 5 Mins

Masage Kr K Dho Len

…Surkhi Ana Shruu Ho

Jaye Gi =D

Zubaida Aapa K

Jaan-Leva Totke

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Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati t

Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati to ankhon me ek ek Drop elfi dal lain apko nend b achi ayegi or subh ankh b nhi khulegi.

Zubaida Aapa k Andha Dhund Totkey,.,.,.!

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Apne Ghar ka sara kachra subh

Apne Ghar ka sara kachra subh hone se pehly

parosio k ghar k pas thora thora dal dia jay to ap ka dustbin saf rahe ga.

Zuabaida Aapa k jhgralu totkay:-)

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Sardion me skin kushk hojaye

Sardion me skin kushk hojaye tu pani me haldi or milk powdr dal k ubal lain

Thanda hojaye tu dahi makhan dal k mixture ko phaink dain

or mouh pe cold cream laga lain:-P

Zubaida Aapa k Chakker Baz Totkay.

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Agr koi BAHO chahti h k uski

Agr koi “BAHO” chahti h k uski “SAAS” usy kbhe tng na kary tou wo raat 12 Bje apni saas k room main 1 glass pani le k jae,

Pani khud pee k glass saas k sir pe dy maray!

NA RAHY KI SAAS,NA KAREGI BKWAS!

(Zubida aapa k Qatilana totkay)

Ye totka meri BAHU k lie muzir-e-sehat hai

(Zubeida apa ki chalakiyan)

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Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Ha

Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain! Sone Mein Takleef Hoti Hy??

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To Macharo K Sone K Baad Sojaen! Zubaida Aapa K Nadan Totkay

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Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna H

Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna

Ho Tou 2 Eggs 1 Spon

Lal-Mirch Phaint Ker

Chehre Pe 5 Mins

Masage Kr K Dho Len

…Surkhi Ana Shruu Ho

Jaye Gi =D

Zubaida Aapa K

Jaan-Leva Totke =D

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Jab Koi Larki Ghar Sy Bhag Jan

Jab Koi Larki Ghar Sy Bhag Jany Ki

Dhmki Dy To Us K Ma Bap Ko Chahye

Usy Ganja Kr K Bitha Den.

5 Maheeny Tk Bhagny Ka Nam Nhe Legi.. =P

Zubeda Aapa K Totky ;-)

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