Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kis

Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kisi ko nai dena chahiyem,

is tarah karne se!

biryani kam par sakti hai.

(zubaida aapa k matlabi totke )

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Meharbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna

Meharbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna 4wrd Karein K

Zubaidah Aapa tak Pohanch Jaye

“Aapa” Ammi Keh rahi hain Ufone k signal nahi Aa rahe koi totka bata de.

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Laal Baig Ko Milk Main

Laal Baig Ko Milk

Main Ubaal Kr

Dhoop Mein Sukha

Kr Laal Mirchon K

Sath Pees Kr Ankhon

Pr Lagany Se

Nazer Kamzor

Nahe Hoti.

“ZUBEDA AAPA K JAAN LEVA TOTKE” ;-)

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Zubaida aapa while writing a t

Zubaida aapa while writing a totka……

Woh Kon Sa Khan Hai Jo Pathan Nahi Hai…

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Dastar khan. :-P

“Zubaida Aapa” Ki Peheliyan…

Har Waqt Totke Chahiye Tum Logon Ko To Bas

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Piyaz khane se agar mun me bad

Piyaz khane se agar mun me badbu ho jati he to thora sa lux sabun kha len to badbu nhi aye gi

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zubeida aapa ka mehakte hoe t0tke.. ;]

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gr m0bile ki battery low ho or

gr m0bile ki battery low ho or aap ko zar0ori call krni ho toh..

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phle m0bile charge krlo,

aab zubaida aapa enginner thori naa hain jo iss cheez ka bhi totka btaen gii!

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Agr ap chaey banatay waqt chae

Agr ap chaey banatay waqt chaey ki patti k sath thori sa tambaco Bhi dal deyn to chaey ke bad cigratte ki talab nahi hogi.

(zubeeda aapa k charsily totkay):-D

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Apny BED se pyar karo ye tumha

Apny BED se pyar karo ye tumhara apna hai.

-Din ko aram karo ta k tm rat me so sako.

-Books pakiza hain is liye hath na lgao

-Koi kam kal pe na choro wo parson ya tarson b kia ja skta hai

-Agr tmhe parhne ka mann chahe to beth jao jb tk ye feeling khtm na hojaye

-Ye mat bhulo k study ek healthy activity hai isliye ise bemar logon k lye chor do.

A Public Service Messge frm NSF (Nikkamay Student Fedration) chairman zubiada aapa.

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BALGHAM ko dhoop mein su

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye

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“DING DONG” bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai..!

ZUBAIDA AAPA k bachat walay totkay..!;-)

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Agar aap se koi bachi set nhe

Agar aap se koi bachi set nhe ho rhe . . . . . . . . . To aapki shakal achi nhe hogi.. =P Beta iss men main kya kar sakti hun? (Zubaida aapa ki bebasi)

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