Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante

Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante

ho Qayamat kab aayegi?

Student: yes sir,

jab Vaillentine day aur Raksha

bandhan ek hi din hoga

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Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah

Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,

Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,

Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye

Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye

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Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah

Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,

Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,

Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj,

Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye

Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye

.

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,

Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,

Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari

Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe… “Happy Diwali”

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Tum mujhe bhool kar to dekho H

Tum mujhe bhool kar to dekho Har khushi routh jayegi,

Jab akele tum baithoge Khud ba khud meri yaad aayegi,

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Meri Pagal Mohabbat Tumhein Ya

Meri Pagal Mohabbat Tumhein Yaad aayegi

Jab Chaand Sitare chamak rahey hon

Jab Yaadon k Phool Mehak rahey hon

Jab Deed ko Nain taras rahey hon

Jab Aankhon se Aansoo baras rahey hon

Meri Pagal Mohabbat Tumhein Yaad aayegi

Jab Tanhai se Dil Ghabraye ga

Jab Tumhein Akela-Pan Satayega

Jab koi Khuwab hi nahi ayega

Jab Phool Kitab mai hi reh jayega

Meri Pagal Mohabbat Tumhein Yaad ayegi…….

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Trin Trin! Hello,

Trin Trin!

Hello, Uncle Light Kab Aayegi?

Operator: Beta Ooper Se Band Hai.

Ooper Ka Number De Den.

Likho, 0000000,

Trin Trin!

Hello, Bhai Light Kab Aayegi?

Operator: Kon, Kon, Hello, Aawaz Nathi Achay.

Hello! Hello!

Tont Tont Tont

Hukoomat-e-Khana Kharab. :-)

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Bhool jaana mujhe aasan nahi h

Bhool jaana mujhe aasan nahi hai itna

Jab mujhe bhoolna chahoge to yaad aaunga,

Aaina saamne rakhoge tu main yaad aaunga

Apni zulfon ko savaro ge tau main yaad aaunga

Dhyan har haal mein jaayega meri hiu jaanib

Tum jo pooja mein baithoge tau main yaad aaunga

Yaad aunga udasi ki jo rut aayegi

jab koi jashn manauge tau yaad aaunga

Jin mein mil jaate the hum-=-tum kabhi aate jaate

Jab bhi un galiyon se guzroge tau yaad aaunga

Jab kisi phool pe gash hoti hui bulbul ko sahne-gulzaar pe dekho ge tau yaad aaunga

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Krupya Dhyan De, Agar Aa

Krupya Dhyan De,

Agar Aap Dhyan Dene Wale SMs Ko

Dhyanse Padhenge To Aapke DhyanMe Ek Baat Aayegi

Ke Is Msg Me Dhydan Denewali Koi Baat Nahi Hai…

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1 sardar rail ki patri per sog

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.

1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?

Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!

Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya

tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

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Ae Palak Tu Band Ho Jaa, Khwaa

Ae Palak Tu Band Ho Jaa, Khwaabo Mein Unki Soorat To Nazar Aayegi, Intazaar To Subah Phir Se Shru Hoga, Kam Se Kam Raat To Sukoon Se Kat Jaayegi.

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