1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Hobr

1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Ho

2: Me to tang agae hun itna Bhari Lehenga

3: Kash me ami abu k sath rhti

4: Pta nai kia ho ga aj rat

5: Aj to meri kher nai

6: Me ne nai rona make up khrab hoga

7: Hansi a rhe hy

8: Allah kre movie achi aye

9: Akhir mere dil ki murad puri ho he gae

10: Rona a rha hy ;-’

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Katrina: Me Tuhmare liy

‘Katrina:

Me Tuhmare liye sub chor dungi,

Salman:

Ami Abu?

Ktrina:G

Salman:

Khana pina

Katrina:G

Salman:

Friends?

Katrina:G

Salman:

“Jo ye msg parh raha hai os”

ko B?

Katrina:

Zuban sambal k bat kar Salman!

Me sb ko chor sakti hun lekin apne bhai ko nhi.

Bhaiya G smile’

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Hazrat Abu Hurairah radiallaho

Hazrat Abu Hurairah radiallaho ta’ala anhu narrated that a Bedouin came to Rasool Allah sallalaho alaihe wasallam and said, “Show me an action that I can do that will entitle me to be a dweller of paradise?” Rasool Allah sallalaho alaihe wasallam replied, “Worship Allah Ta’ala, do not associate any partners with Him, perform your compulsory prayers, pay your poor due (zakat), fast in the month of ramadhan.” The Bedouin said, “I will not do any less than this nor any more than this.” When he had left Rasool Allah sallalaho alaihe wasallam said, “Whoever wishes to see a dweller of paradise, should look at that Bedouin.” (Bukhari Shareef)

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Kisi Pe Trust Kro To Us

Kisi Pe Trust Kro

To Us Bache Ki Trha

JisKo ap Hawa Me Uchalo

To Wo Hansta Hy Darta Nai

Q

K

Wo

Janta

Hy

K

Niche

Kamrn akmal

MISBAH or YOUNIS” nahi

mere

abu hein

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RASOOL ALLAH Ky S

RASOOL ALLAH Ky

Safr.E.Meraj Ki Sab Se PehLe

Takzeeb (Inkar) Kafiron K

Sardar Abu JehaL Ne Kia -

BOOK-FALSAF-E-MERAJ-154

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Memon Ka Beta: Abu 5 Ropay Do

Memon Ka Beta: Abu 5 Ropay Do Na

Abu: Nahin Dun Ga

Beta: Abu Day Do, Doodh Walay Aur Ami Ki

Ek Baat Bataun Ga.

Abu: Ye Lo 10 Rupay, Jaldi Batao..

Beta: Doodh Wala Ami Ko Bol Raha Tha K

Abhi Tak Is Maheenay K Pesay Nahi Diay

KaL Say Doodh Nahi Milay Ga.

Sirf Memon Hi Memon Say Pesa Nikalwa

Sakta Hai.

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1 admi apny dost k gar gya Gha

1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.

Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.

Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu

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Miss: Tm bary ho k kya kroge?

Miss: Tm bary ho k kya kroge?

Studnt: Shadi

Miss: Mra mtlab h kya bnoge?

Student: Dulha

Miss: I mean bry ho k kya hasil kroge?

Student: Dulhan

Miss: IDIOT mra mtlb bry ho k ami abu k lye kya kroge?

Student: Bahu launga

Miss: Stupid tmary papa tmse kya chahty ha?

Student: Pota

Miss: Ya Allah, tUmari zndgi ka kya mqsad he?

Student: Shaadi..

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Sheikhon k larkay or larki mei

Sheikhon k larkay or larki mein pyar ho gaya GIRL:Jab mere abu so jain gy to main Gali mein sikka Phaink dongi to tum foran andar aa jana, Lekin Larka sikka phenkne k 1 ghante baad aaya. GIRL,Itni Dair kion laga di? BOY,sikka Dhond raha tha, GIRL, Oh Pagal wo to main ne Dhaga baandh k phenka tha.

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Answers : 1: All

Answers :

1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Ho

2: Me to tang agae hun itna Bhari Lehenga

3: Kash me ami abu k sath rhti

4: Pta nai kia ho ga aj rat

5: Aj to meri kher nai

6: Me ne nai rona make up khrab hoga

7: Hansi a rhe hy

8: Allah kre movie achi aye

9: Akhir mere dil ki murad puri ho he gae

10: Rona a rha hy ;-

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