Miss: Tm bary ho k kya kroge?

Miss: Tm bary ho k kya kroge?

Studnt: Shadi

Miss: Mra mtlab h kya bnoge?

Student: Dulha

Miss: I mean bry ho k kya hasil kroge?

Student: Dulhan

Miss: IDIOT mra mtlb bry ho k ami abu k lye kya kroge?

Student: Bahu launga

Miss: Stupid tmary papa tmse kya chahty ha?

Student: Pota

Miss: Ya Allah, tUmari zndgi ka kya mqsad he?

Student: Shaadi..

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RASOOL ALLAH Ky S

RASOOL ALLAH Ky

Safr.E.Meraj Ki Sab Se PehLe

Takzeeb (Inkar) Kafiron K

Sardar Abu JehaL Ne Kia –

BOOK-FALSAF-E-MERAJ-154

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Agar 13 Rajab ka waqaia na ro

Agar 13 Rajab ka waqaia na ro numa hota

Kabi tho nay yeh socha hay thera sajda kahan hota

Abu Talib agar hram ko theray ghar tak na bhaijthay

Tho phir Islam min Kaaba, Abu Talib ka Ghar hota

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Imam Abu Hanifa Ne Farmaya,

‘Imam Abu Hanifa Ne Farmaya,

“Rozana Kuch Waqt Apni “MAA” K 7 Beth Ker Guzara Karo,

Kiun k Kal Qayamat K Roz Yehi Waqt Tumhari “NIJAAT” Ka Zarya Bane Ga”..

SUBHAN ALLAH.’

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Bacha: Miss hmary ghar Munna A

Bacha: Miss hmary ghar Munna Aany wala hy,

Miss: Tumhen kese pata?

Bacha: jab Pichli bar ammi hospital me admit thi to Munni aai thi Ab abu admit hen

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Father, jao beta mery liye 1 g

Father, jao beta mery liye 1 glas pani ly k aao,

beta: nahin abu mein nahin ja skta, mein game khel rha hoon.

2sra beta: choriye abu ye tu hai hee bdtamiz, aap khud ja k pani pi lain or mere lie bhee 1 glass le ayen :-

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Memon Ka Beta: Abu 5 Ropay Do

Memon Ka Beta: Abu 5 Ropay Do Na

Abu: Nahin Dun Ga

Beta: Abu Day Do, Doodh Walay Aur Ami Ki

Ek Baat Bataun Ga.

Abu: Ye Lo 10 Rupay, Jaldi Batao..

Beta: Doodh Wala Ami Ko Bol Raha Tha K

Abhi Tak Is Maheenay K Pesay Nahi Diay

KaL Say Doodh Nahi Milay Ga.

Sirf Memon Hi Memon Say Pesa Nikalwa

Sakta Hai.

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Mr Wajahat Ali

Mr. ..”Wajahat Ali”..

from karachi PAKISTAN, currently in Abu DHABI UAE

The most intelligent and smart boy of Pakistan

shining star in future …

alwyz love peace and humanity … No doubt dat he is noble, kind heartd and matchless …

“WIKILEAKS”

Ye wikileaks b na sab ki pol khol raha hy.

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Answers : 1: All

Answers :

1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Ho

2: Me to tang agae hun itna Bhari Lehenga

3: Kash me ami abu k sath rhti

4: Pta nai kia ho ga aj rat

5: Aj to meri kher nai

6: Me ne nai rona make up khrab hoga

7: Hansi a rhe hy

8: Allah kre movie achi aye

9: Akhir mere dil ki murad puri ho he gae

10: Rona a rha hy ;-

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QUOLE HAZRAT ALiRA =

QUOLE HAZRAT ALi(R.A) =

ABU BAKAR Ki Pasand Meri ALi Ki Pasand Hy Or Mujh ALi Ki Khushi ABU BAKAR Ki Khushi Se Wabasta hy (SHiYA BOOK:Rozat-uL-safa page442)

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Kisi Pe Trust Kro To Us

Kisi Pe Trust Kro

To Us Bache Ki Trha

JisKo ap Hawa Me Uchalo

To Wo Hansta Hy Darta Nai

Q

K

Wo

Janta

Hy

K

Niche

Kamrn akmal

MISBAH or YOUNIS” nahi

mere

abu hein

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IRSHAD E NABWIHAY: Jo

“IRSHAD E NABWI”HAY:

“Jo shakhs kisi ka Koi Aib dekhy aur Usko chupa day to iska ye Amal aisa hy jesa Koi Zinda dafan

kiye janay waly ko bacha lay.

(ABU DAWOOD)

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NABI KAREEM ne farmaya

NABI KAREEM ne farmaya

khanay se pehle hath dhona

or khanay k bad hath dhona

khanay ki barkat ha

[sunan abu daood

hades no 1856,3761]

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Jisne gusse ko zabt kr lya hal

Jisne gusse ko zabt kr lya halank wo use nafiz krne pr qadir tha to ALLAH baroz-e-qyamat usko tamam makhluq k samne bulayga or ikhtiar dega k jis Hoor ko chahe lele

(Abu Dawood J-4 P-324)

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tarawih Ki Tadad Hadis Ki Rosh

tarawih Ki Tadad Hadis Ki Roshni Main

Abu Salma Bin Abdur Rahman Nay Sayeda Ayesh R.A Se Pocha:

“RasooluLLAH S.A.W ki Ramzan Main Namaz Kaisi Hoti Thi?

Tu Unhon Nay Farmaya:

“Ap S.A.W Ramzan Aur Is K Ilawa Dinon Main (Tarawih Aur Witron Smait) 11 Rakaat Se Zyada Nahi Parhtay Thy”.

(Bukhari, Kitab Salat Ut Tarawih:Hadis 2013)

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It is better for a man t

It is better for a man

to give one dirham as Sadqa during his lifetime

than to give a hundred at the time of his death.

(Abu Dawud).

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Sania:Me tmare lie sb chor dun

Sania:Me tmare lie sb chor dungi

Malik:Ami Abu?

Sania:G

Malik:Khana pina

Sania:G

Malik:Frnds?

Snia:G

Malik: “jo ye msg parh raha hai os”

ko B?

Sania:Zuban sambal k gal kr malka !

O mera bhai ae…

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**Hadis e Pak** Nabi Karim na

**Hadis e Pak** “Nabi Karim nay Hazrat Abu Bakr Hazrat Omar ko daikha to farmaya’ Ye 2no (Mere liye) Kan or Aankh ki haisiat rakhty hain” (TIRMIZI 613 /5/3671)=============

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1 Sardar Bap Ki Death Par Boha

1 Sardar Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phr Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya, Sardar Or B ziada Rone Laga. Logon Ne Pucha kya hua? Sardar Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal HoGya.

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ASHRA E MUBASHIRA Ye wo

ASHRA-E-MUBASHIRA

Ye wo 10 Sahaba hain jinko

AAP (S.A.W.W) NE Zameen par hi JANNAT ki Bisharat dedi thi.

1) HAZRAT ABU BAKAR SIDDIQUE (R.A)

2) HAZRAT UMMAR FAROOQ (R.A)

3) HAZRAT USMAN GHANI (R.A)

4) HAZRAT ALI (R.A)

5)HAZRAT TALHA (R.A)

6) HAZRAT ZUBAIR (R.A)

7) HAZRAT SAAD IBN-E-WAQAS (R.A)

8) HAZRAT SAEED IBN-E-ZAID (R.A)

9) HAZRAT ABDUL REHMAN IBN-E-AOF (R.A)

10) HAZRAT ABU UBEDA IBN-E-JARAH (R.A).

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Hazrat abu hureraRAse riway

Hazrat abu hurera(R.A)se riwayat hai k aap(S.A.W.W)ne frmaya. Boorhay aadmi ka dil zindgi k lambay aur maal ki mohbbat main jawaan hota hai. (SAHIH MUSLIM.BOOK KITAB AL-ZAKAT-2279)

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Sheikhon k larkay or larki mei

Sheikhon k larkay or larki mein pyar ho gaya GIRL:Jab mere abu so jain gy to main Gali mein sikka Phaink dongi to tum foran andar aa jana, Lekin Larka sikka phenkne k 1 ghante baad aaya. GIRL,Itni Dair kion laga di? BOY,sikka Dhond raha tha, GIRL, Oh Pagal wo to main ne Dhaga baandh k phenka tha.

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Hazrat Abu Hurairah radiallaho

Hazrat Abu Hurairah radiallaho ta’ala anhu narrated that a Bedouin came to Rasool Allah sallalaho alaihe wasallam and said, “Show me an action that I can do that will entitle me to be a dweller of paradise?” Rasool Allah sallalaho alaihe wasallam replied, “Worship Allah Ta’ala, do not associate any partners with Him, perform your compulsory prayers, pay your poor due (zakat), fast in the month of ramadhan.” The Bedouin said, “I will not do any less than this nor any more than this.” When he had left Rasool Allah sallalaho alaihe wasallam said, “Whoever wishes to see a dweller of paradise, should look at that Bedouin.” (Bukhari Shareef)

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The Messenger of Allah ??? ???

The Messenger of Allah ??? ???? ???? ???? said: “No wealth has benefited me much like the wealth of Abu Bakr.” Hearing this Sayyiduna Abu Bakr Siddiq RadiAllaho Anhu cried and said: “No one owns my life or my wealth except you O Messenger of Allah! ??? ???? ???? ????” Narrated by Ahmad in his Musnad..

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THE MOST PERFECT BELIEVERS

“THE MOST PERFECT BELIEVERS IN TERMS OF THEIR IMAN ARE THOSE WHO POSSESS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MANNERS.” (REPORTED BY AHMAD, AT-TIRMIDHI, AD-DARMI, AND ABU DAWUD)

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1Rkho K Sachai Amanat Hy

1)Rkho K Sachai Amanat Hy

Aur

Jhot Khyanat. Jo Qaum Allah Ki

Rah Main Jahad Krna Chorh Deti Hy

Aur

Jis Qaum Main Be-Hayai Phel Jati Hy

Us Pr Allah ka Azab Nazill Hota Hy

Hazrat Abu Bakar

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¤ Prophet Mohammad SAWW

¤ Prophet Mohammad (S.A.W.W) said. “Main ELm ka

sheher hon, Abu Bakar us

sheher ki Bunyad hai or

Umer uski Deewar hai Or

Usman uski Chhat hai Or Ali uska Darwaza hai. (Sahi Al-

Bukhari Nazhat-ul-majaLis,

v:2, page:214).

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Hazrat abu moosa Ashuri RA sa

Hazrat abu moosa Ashuri R.A sai riwayat hay k AAP S.A.W.W nai farmaya “kia mai tumko asan kalma na batado jo jannat k khazano mai sai 1 khazana hay , LAHOL WALLA QUWWA ILLA BILLAH

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Admi khalis apny dost k deen p

Admi khalis apny dost k deen par hota hay lehaza gor o fikar K bad kisi ko dost banana. (ABU DAWOOD 664/2)

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Main Ne Ali AS Se Aen Liya

Main Ne Ali (A.S) Se Aen Liya Aur Likh Liya

Dekha Jo Abu Turab (A.S) Toa Bay Is Mein Mil Gaya

Aaya Nazar Asad (A.S) Toa Qalam Ne Alif Liya

Aur Seen Barh K Saqi e Kosar Ne Day Diya

Har Ek Harf Zeenat e Kartas Ban Gaya

Yakja Kiya Jo Sab Ko Toa Abbas (A.S) Ban Gaya

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Pathan to Sardar: 5 janv

Pathan to Sardar:

5 janvaron k naam batao jo pani me rehty hain.

Sardar: Fish

Pathan Theek hai.

or batao

Sardar: Fish ki Ammi, Abu, Bhabhi or Behan.

Pathan: Shabas…….

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** Pathan goes For job Intrvi

*”* Pathan goes For job Intrview.

Questin.

Where is Ab Dabi,?

Pathan.

Jis qabrustan me hamara AMI dabi ,

Wahen thora dur pr Abu Dabi *”*

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Bacha: Uncle abbu ne ball pen

Bacha: Uncle abbu ne ball pen manga hai

Parosi pen dy kr bola: aur kuch kaha tha abu ne?

Bacha: haan…..

kaha tha k Rundi ka bacha na dy to bazar sy ly aana.

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