How to grow up a baby to make

How to grow up a baby to make it absolutely honest, loveable, funny, truthful, and an extremely intelligent kid?

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well…

Ask My Parents! 😉

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May Mays a month

May

May’s a month of happy sounds,

The hum of buzzing bees,

The chirp of little baby birds

And the song of a gentle breeze

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Bus itna chahna meray baad mer

Bus itna chahna meray baad meri zaat ko tum…..

K aghar kabhi main yaad aao,n to apna khial rakhna……….becouse I MISS U BABY

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Every King was once a crying b

Every King was once a crying baby

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every great building was once a map.

It’s not important where u r TODAY,

BUT

where you will reach TOMORROW is important.

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You Are The First Thing I Thin

You Are The First Thing I Think About

When I Wake Up

Just Thinking Of You Put The

Biggest Smiles On My Face

Every Love Song I Listen To

I Think Of You

I Will Do Anything In This World For You

Coz You Are My World N Everything,

Baby I Love You!………..

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Baby paida hote hi cheekha:b

Baby paida hote hi cheekha:

Mujhe kuch nazar nhi aa raha,Mai andha hoon

Nurse:stupid, light nhi hai!

Bacha:Oh Shit,mai PAKISTAN mein paida ho gaya hoon!

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Hold me tonite, as we cuddle c

Hold me tonite, as we cuddle close

I want to hear your heart’s melody

To the symphony of old love songs.

Hold my face, with your tender hands

And kiss me like you never have before

Take my breath away with your lips.

Hold my heart, with simply your soul

I want to feel the purity of your intent

I indulge in knowing that you’re all mine.

Hold me as we sleep, so I can dream

Of this beatiful thing called Me and You

That even through the day I dream about

Hold my hand, everywhere we go

Because with you I feel so complete

Baby wherever we are, just hold me

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Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho??

Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho??

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Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hoon!

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Sardar: Wo Kyun??

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Pathan: Wo Jab Bara Ho Jaye Ga, Us Se Iss ka Matlab Puchoon Ga..!

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Happy birthday to my Beautiful

Happy birthday to my Beautiful I hope it?s all you want it to be You?re eighteen already, I can?t believe. Baby, This year you?re free Happy Birthday to my beautiful We have been through a lot Through all these years together We struggled and we fought Happy Birthday to my beautiful I?m so proud of you Intelligence, responsibility, and beauty You have finally made it through Happ

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Thousands of languages around

Thousands of languages around this world

but

“smile” can beat them all.

Because

“Smile” is the Language even a BABY can speak..

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Aye shona u are you ready to p

Aye shona u are you ready to party tonite,with angels & gods love which gives heavenly lite.sleep my baby, sleep tight as ur love wishes you a beautiful goodnite..,.,,.

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I Never Thought That You Would

I Never Thought That You Would Ever Do That Everything We Had Is Gone

Said You Loved Me Said Never Leave Me Maybe You Just Heard Your Wrong

Cause Im Damaged, Im Damaged, Don?T Know What To Do, Baby

Im Damaged So, So Damaged Because Of You

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CONFIDENCE: Once all vil

CONFIDENCE:

Once all villagers decided to pray 4 rain,On the day of prayer all people gathered & only one boy came with umbrella thats CONFIDENCE.

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TRUST:

TRUST should be like feeling of a 1 year old baby when u throw him in the air,he laughs bcoz he knows u will catch him.

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HOPE:

Every night v go to bed,have no assurance 2 get up alive in the next morning but still we set alarmclock for the next day.

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Keep CONFIDENCE, TRUST in ALLAH & never loose HOPE.

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Baby wishes poem:

Baby wishes poem:

I wish I kiss my baby every morning with a ‘good-morning’

Kiss him in bed after the ‘good-night’

Rock him and love him until the day is passed

After all life is to be lived as a song and not raced

Take my baby to fields in search for chirps and tweets

And smile when he later mimics and yodels

hear to the laughs and cries of his dreams

’cause in a blink he’ll be grown up seems

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Every King was Once a Crying B

Every King was Once a Crying Baby

And

Every Great Building was Once a Map.

Its not Important Where You are TODAY,

BUT

Where You Will Reach TOMORROW is Important.

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I Love u Baby I miss you Alway

I Love u Baby I miss you Always kash ky tum mery pyar ko samjh sakty per ab waqat nahe raha umeed karta hon ky hum zindge ky agly janam main sath sath hon gein

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Punjabi version of baby baby y

Punjabi version of baby baby yes mama!

Kaki kaki
Haan beybay!

Phak di cheeni
Na beybay!

Jhoot bakdi
Na beybay!

Lawan jutti
Na beybay!

Khol bootha
Ha Ha Ha!

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Ek chotta bacha mummy say

Ek chotta bacha mummy say
puchta hai:is men kya hai.

mum’my:is men ek chota baby hai

bacha:mummy baby itna he acha tha to kha qn gain;)

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Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho??

Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho??

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Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hoon!

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Sardar: Wo Kyun??

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Pathan: Wo Jab Bara Ho Jaye Ga, Us Se Iss ka Matlab Puchoon Ga..!

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Dont aim to be a slave

‘Don’t aim to be a slave

in Heaven, aim to be the king in

Hell’

-Alexander-

…Inspired by the

Quote above

‘Don’t aim to be a

Lover of Girl, aim to be the

father of her baby’ =P 😉

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Punjbi version of baby baby ye

Punjbi version of baby baby yes mama!

Kaki,kaki
Haan bay bay!
Phak di cheeni
Na bay bay!
Jhoot bakdi
Na bay bay!
Lawan jutti
Na bay bay!
Khol bootha
Ha,Ha,Ha!!

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A O AJAN KIA HAL HAINNA JANA

A-O-A.JAN KIA HAL HAIN.NA JANAY MUJHAY KAYOUN LAG RAHA HAY K TUM THEEK HO.’INSHALLAH’.BUS APNY SEHAT AUR FOOD KA KHAS KHAYAL RAKHA KORO.AUR KHUDA SE APNY AUR SAB GHAR WALON KE SEHAT KE DUA KIA KARO.AUR HAAN APNA DIL HAMASHA BARHA RAKHTAY HAIN.HAMASHA POSITIVE SOCHTAY HAIN.AUR SAB K LIAY DUA KARTAY HAIN.AGAR AP KO KOY PERSONAL BAAT KARNY HO TO SAMAIRA SE FORAN KAR LIA KARO.ABU JEE AJKAL DADA ABU AUR BEHAN BHAY KE WAJA SE PARESHAN RAHTAY HAIN.UN KO TASALLY DAINA.UN SE AISAY DEAL KARNA K WOH SAB KUCH BHOOL JAIN.MAIN AP KO KAFY MISS KARTA HOON.LAKON ISS K SAWA KOY CHARA B TO NAHEEN HAY.YE SAB MAIN APNAY AP KE MERY MAAN BAAB AUR SPECIALY APNY BABY K LIAY KAR RAHA HOON.BAS KHUDA YE TIME KHAIR KHARAYAT SE GUZAR DE.ALLAH AP KO KHUSHU KHURAM RAKHAY,AUR AP KO HAR DUKH DARD SE BACHAY.OK DEAR TAKE CARE.LOVE U TOO MUCH.FEEAMANILLAH.

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Lrka apni Girl Friend se:

Lrka apni Girl Friend se:

Meri Bachi

Meri shonu

Meri Gurya

Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?

Bolo Baby

Girl:

Kamine Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai…

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Happy birthday to my Beautiful

Happy birthday to my Beautiful

I hope it?s all you want it to be

You?re eighteen already, I can?t believe.

Baby, This year you?re free

Happy Birthday to my beautiful

We have been through a lot

Through all these years together

We struggled and we fought

Happy Birthday to my beautiful

I?m so proud of you

Intelligence, responsibility, and beauty

You have fina

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Har Mard Ki Zindgi me 3 Doll

Har Mard Ki Zindgi me ..3 Dolls.. Aati Hain

1 Us Ki Beti ..Baby Doll..

2nd Us Ki Girlfiend ..Barbie Doll ..

3rdi Us Ki Biwi ..Panadol …wo B extra

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Thousands of languages around

Thousands of languages around this world

But

SMILE can beat them all

Bcoz

‘SMILE’ is the Language even a BABY can UNDERSTAND!

So keep Smiling.

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For all those times you stood

For all those times you stood by me

For all the truth that you made me see

For all the joy you brought to my life

For all the wrong that you made right

For every dream you made come true

For all the love I found in you

I’ll be forever thankful baby

You’re the one who held me up

Never let me fall

You’re the one who saw me through through it all

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agar koi larki mojh sai dosti

agar koi larki mojh sai dosti karna chate hai to mojh sai rabta kare mera number hai

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i love baby

mere omar 23 saal hai

ok by

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Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sard

Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar.

He screamed ?puttar hua! Puttar hua!? nurse

Shouted,?aby anday ki olad, ladki hui hai,

Meri ungli chor?

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Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant

mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.

Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.

baccha: agar baby itna hi

acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

by: dj shuweet

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A long nose man married to a l

A long nose man married to a long nose woman they got a baby, nurse come n said:mubarak ho apko NAAK hoi hai sath me thoda se bacha bhi laga hoa he

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That Feeling It feels li

That Feeling

It feels like a first crush

except we been together 9 months.

Phone goes off, it’s you =D

my body melts from head to toe with an instant smile.

“Baby I love you”

I can’t say much back because I only get 160 words in the text message

There will never be enough room for me to tell you how much I love you.

“Baby I love you too”

Hmmm I wonder do you get the feeling too?

That feeling hasnâ??t left my body since day 1, even when we fight.

See I’m crazy in love, feels like puppy love on steroids

This love will never fade or be forgotten

You have left an everlasting impression on my heart

I can’t escape That Feeling.

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o o

()…()

(o o)

/ ( ..)

/”” Baby !!!

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I Love u Baby I miss you Alway

I Love u Baby I miss you Always kash ky tum mery pyar ko samjh sakty per ab waqat nahe raha umeed karta hon ky hum zindge ky agly janam main sath sath hon gein

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A child said to a pregnent lad

A child said to a pregnent lady:

ye pait mein kia he?

Lady: is mein mera piyara sa or cute sa baby he,

Child: itna piyara tha to khaya kiyon… “Motti”

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You are my air The sun i

You are my air

The sun in my day

The moon in my night

The spring in my step

You are my everything.

You are the stars in the sky

The birds in the trees

The shimmer, the sparkle, the shine.

Without the light you put into my life

I would be nothing

A single leaf on the ground in autumn,

Lost, forgotten, alone.

Before i knew you,

I was nothing.

Now I am everything,

With you at my side,

I am invincible!

Feel the same my baby,

You are loved so much,

I love you now and forever

You are my darling, my baby, my love

You are my everything

I love you so much.

– Kirsty –

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Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida

Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui….

Uske Daton Ka color kya hoga?

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Socho

Socho

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Are itna bhi kya sochna

Kya kissi nayi paida hui ladki dant bhi hotain hain?

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Baby happy birthday to hope u

Baby happy birthday to hope u will always have a good health, more career in life..and hope that more birthdays to come..always take care and i love u so much.

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Aik bacha boht der se ro raha

Aik bacha boht der se ro raha tha

us ki maan keh rahi thi

melay bachay ko ta chiye ,tofee,bikit,chips ,du du..?

baby kehta hai nhi kch nhi bs ait

DRL FRND

(means one girl friend)

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Lrka apni GirlF se: Me

Lrka apni Girl.F. se:

Meri Bachi

Meri shonu

Meri Gurya

Muj Se Shadi Kro Gi?

Bolo Baby

Girl:

Kamine Muje Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai,,

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Im not sure what it was

I’m not sure what it was

That made me fall for you,

Can’t put my finger on it…

But I know you felt it too.

Somehow we connected,

And every single day

It seems I love you even more

Than I did yesterday.

Everything about you,

From your smile to your touch

Makes me love you, baby…

And I love you so much.

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Baby baby poem Punjabi main

Baby baby poem (Punjabi main.)

Kaki kaki

Jee Ama

Chini khadi

Nai Ama

Juth bolya

Nai Ama

Lava lithar

Nai Ama

Buthi khol

Ha ha ha ha ha

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Aisi kaun si cheez hai,

Aisi kaun si cheez hai,

jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehane wala kabhi kharidta nahi,

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Ans: Baby Pampers.

hahahahaha

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{wali ki takat bukhari ki hade

{wali ki takat bukhari ki hadees no 2482 se}

bani israil ka aik aabid JORAIJ

par ik aurat ne zina ki tohmat lagai.

JORAIJ ne nozaida bacha(new born baby)

se kaha:ae larkay!tera bap kaun ha?

bachay ne kaha:mera baap charwaha ha

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1 Pathan ne apne 6 month ke ba

1 Pathan ne apne 6 month ke baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,

Kisi ne pucha:

6 month k baby ki birthday kese?

Khan: hmarey haan semester System hai. :-);-)

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( u ) hello!

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( u ) baby

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Facts =Fem

Facts

=Females have a better sense of smell than males

=Beethoven the world’s famous musician was deaf.

=K2 is smaller than mount Everest because only Everest snow caps are taller than those of K2.

=A new born baby has more than 300 bones.

=World’s every fourth person has a set of 3 kidney’s rather tham two.

=Toyota has the widest variety of models kept on one name ‘COROLLA”.

=The piston shrimp is the world’s loudest creature living on earth.

=The web of a spider is stronger than steel.

=An octopus has 3 hearts.

=The bombardier beetle can switch its sprary on and off 550 times a second.

BY.SIKANDER FAHEEM AHMED KHAN

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A baby mosquito came back afte

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.

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Dad asked: “how did u feel?”

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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”

Moral: Take evrything positively..

sweEty@puPpy

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agar koi larki mojh sai dosti

agar koi larki mojh sai dosti karna chate hai to mojh sai rabta kare mera number hai

03332432329

i love baby

mere omar 23 saal hai

ok by

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Her ADMI ki zindagi me 3 Dol

“Her ADMI ki zindagi me “3 Dolls” aati hain.:-)
Ek iski beti, Baby Doll.

Dosri iski girlfriend Barbie Doll.;-)

Tesri iski Biwi, “PANADOL”
wo b EXTRA:-).

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Height Of Cruelty:

Height Of Cruelty:

Throwing Ur Girlfriend ;

Out of D Window & Shouting:

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Love Is In the Air Baby..?

Keep Flying..! =D =P

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Har boy ke Zindagi me 3 DOLLS

Har boy ke Zindagi me “3 DOLLS” Aati Hain

Ek Us Beti BABY DOLL

Doosri Uski Girl Friend, BARBIE DOLL,

Teesri Uski Wife

“PANADOL” wo bhi “EXTRA”

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when Im gone, just car

when I’m gone,

just carry on, don’t mourn

Rejoice every time

you hear the sound of my voice…

Just know that I’m looking

down on you smiling

And I didn’t feel a thing,

So baby don’t feel my pain

Just smile back

And when I’m gone,

just carry on, don’t mourn

Rejoice every time

you hear the sound of my voice

Just know that I’m looking

down on you smiling

And I didn’t feel a thing,

So baby don’t feel no pain

Just smile back…

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Miss:Class me apne baby ko Doo

Miss:Class me apne baby ko Dood pilate hoy boli: Mera Beta bara ho k Doctor bny ga

1 Student ki awaz aye:

Aik ghont hamy b pila do

Medical Stor hi khol len gay.

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I Am All Yours My Ey

I Am All Yours…

My Eyes Are To Stare You…

My Heart Is To Beat For You…

My Mouth Is To Talk To You…

My Arms Are To Hold You Tight…

…My Ears Are To Hear Your Sweet Voice…

My Legs Are To Go For A Walk With You…

My Shoulders Are To Put Your Head On… When You Need To…

My Everything Is Only Yours Baby…

I Am Only Yours… Forever… And For Eternity…

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