Qaraz otaro panjabi ko sanwaro

Qaraz otaro panjabi ko sanwaro

mulk bachao paan ka dokan banao.

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Ek Lerki¦ Ăź

“Ek Lerki…

Ăźikhry baal

Ăźura haal

nange paer

raat me Akele bhag rhi thi

cheekhti chillati

BACHAO BACHAO

2 Larky uske peeche bhag rahe thhe,,,

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KYA HUA HOGA..??

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Jan’ny k lye dekhiye

“C.I.D”

Is Shukrwar Raat 10 bje sirf

“SONY Entertainment Television” pe..

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Quraan pak main irshad e Rabaa

Quraan pak main irshad e Rabaani hai “JHOOT BOLNE WALON PR ALLAH KI LANAT”1st april ko jan boojh kr jhoot bola jayga or jhoot bol kr khushi manayi jayegi yani Khuda ki lanat pr b muslman khushi mnayga Khudara jtna hoske 1st april se pehly ye msg hr kisi ko send kro aur jhut bolne se muslmno ko bachao!

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Jab Aap Kisi Mefil Me Pad Maro

Jab Aap Kisi Mefil Me Pad Maro To

Barabar Waly Ko Gh0or Kar Dekhne

Se Aap Par Koi Shak Nahi Kary Ga.

Zubeda Aapa K Izzat Bachao Totke.

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Chorh Do Mera Hath

Chorh Do Mera Hath

Jane Do Mujhe

Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho

Chorh Do Mujhe

Mere Qareeb Mat Aao

Tumhain Khuda Ka Waasta

Mere Qareeb Mat Aao

Aagey Mat Barhna

Aaaa

Aagey Mat Barhna

Aaaa

Aaaaaa

Chorh Do Mujhe

Ufffff

Chorh Do Mujhe

Aaaah

Bachao

Koi Hai

Bachao

Dard Ho Raha Hai

Aaaaaa

Uffffff

Boht Dard Ho Raha Hai

Ab Bas b Karo, Neeche Kya Video Dekho ge?

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Aik sheikh sahab ko current la

Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya.

Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao.

Sheikh sahab kehtay hain: “Mujhay choro, daikho bahar unit to nahe gir rahay hain?”

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RS200,000 SHADI PER

RS.200,000/- SHADI PER

RS.30,000/- HAQ MAHAR

RS.50,000/- MUKHTALIF RASMON PER

RS.300,000/- JAHEZ PER

RS.200,000/- VALIMA

SHADI K 3 DIN KA KHARCHA 780,000/-

LOVE MARRIAGE

RS.120/- STAMP PAPER

RS.120/- TAXI KA KIRAYA

RS.50/- TYPIST KO.

RS.210/- MITHAI 1 KG.

TOTAL RS.450

IS LIYAI DIL LAGAO OR KHARCHA BACHAO

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11, Is book me page 23 m

11,

Is book me page 23 me apne bachao me lafz “BA’AZ” ki tashreeh krte hoe ye b likhte h k “MASAWI TO DRKINAR, TAMAM AWWALEEN O AAKHAREEN, ANMBIA O MURSALEEN, MALAIKA O MOQARRABEEN, SB K ULOOM MILKR ULOOME ILAHIYYA SE WO NISBAT NAI RAKH SAKTE, JO KROR HA KROR SAMANDARON SE 1 ZRA SI BOOND K KARORWEN HISSE KO HE” sabit hoa k HUZOOR KARIM S.A.W.W k ilme gaib ko ALLAH PAK k muqable me “BA’AZ” ka lafz raza khanio k alahadhrat b istemal krte the. Agr THANVI SAHB R.H ne ye kehkr kufr kia, to raza khan ne b kufr kia, agr raza khan ne kufr nai kiya to MOLANA THANVI R.H ne ye keh kr kese kufr krdia?

KASH K RAZA KHAN WOHI KRTA JO KEHTA THA, YA WOHI KEHTA JO KRTA THA

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Kya lekar aye thay? kya

Kya lekar aye thay?

kya lekar jaoge …? mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge, itne paise bacha kar kya.. MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE.

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Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain me

Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao 2nd:Ab kese hen? 1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi..

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