Apne Ap Ko Ghibat Se Bachao Q

“Apne Ap Ko Ghibat Se Bachao Qk Ghibt krne wale ki Dua Qubul Nahi hoti Us ki neki zaya or Us Per Gunah Hamla Awar ho Jate hein.

(MkaShfaTulQulub P147)

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Jab Aap Kisi Mefil Me Pad Maro

Jab Aap Kisi Mefil Me Pad Maro To

Barabar Waly Ko Gh0or Kar Dekhne

Se Aap Par Koi Shak Nahi Kary Ga.

Zubeda Aapa K Izzat Bachao Totke.

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Aik sheikh sahab ko current la

Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya.

Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao.

Sheikh sahab kehtay hain: “Mujhay choro, daikho bahar unit to nahe gir rahay hain?”

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Once there was a jutt He was

Once there was a jutt. He was cutting jawaar with datri. He saw a wadda sara Sap. He began to cry, Bachao, I am marring, Then his piyoo, take a sota and kill the sap, when o gaiy qareeb, they saw that was not a sap that was a kala rassa.Moral:all the jutt are aqlon chatt….

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Quraan pak main irshad e Rabaa

Quraan pak main irshad e Rabaani hai “JHOOT BOLNE WALON PR ALLAH KI LANAT”1st april ko jan boojh kr jhoot bola jayga or jhoot bol kr khushi manayi jayegi yani Khuda ki lanat pr b muslman khushi mnayga Khudara jtna hoske 1st april se pehly ye msg hr kisi ko send kro aur jhut bolne se muslmno ko bachao!

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Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey

Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui Qabr Me Chup Gya

Or Police Sy Bach Gya

Wahi Qareb Sy Sardar Sahib Guzry To Unho Ny Soch K Shayad Log Mayyat Per Matti Dalna Bhol Gaye

Sardar Sahib Ny Fata Fat Matti Dalna Shuro Kia To Chor Bola

Bachao Bachao

Sardar

Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti Dalo Is Par To Khuda Ka Aazab Shuro Ho Gya…

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Kya lekar aye thay? kya

Kya lekar aye thay?

kya lekar jaoge …? mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge, itne paise bacha kar kya.. MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE.

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Jab aap kisi mefil me pad maro

Jab aap kisi mefil me pad maro to

barabar waly ko gh0or kar dekhne

se aap par koi shak nahi kary ga.

Zubeda aapa k izzat bachao totke.

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Ek Lerki ß

“Ek Lerki…

ßikhry baal

ßura haal

nange paer

raat me Akele bhag rhi thi

cheekhti chillati

BACHAO BACHAO

2 Larky uske peeche bhag rahe thhe,,,

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KYA HUA HOGA..??

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Jan’ny k lye dekhiye

“C.I.D”

Is Shukrwar Raat 10 bje sirf

“SONY Entertainment Television” pe..

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`*.¸.*´ Lover

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Sardar Sardar:Kal

Sardar

Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge:

Bachao Bachao Bachao Bachao

2nd:Ab kese hen

1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi

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