Sardar Sardar:Kal

Sardar

Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge:

Bachao Bachao Bachao Bachao

2nd:Ab kese hen

1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi

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Jab Aap Kisi Mefil Me Pad Maro

Jab Aap Kisi Mefil Me Pad Maro To

Barabar Waly Ko Gh0or Kar Dekhne

Se Aap Par Koi Shak Nahi Kary Ga.

Zubeda Aapa K Izzat Bachao Totke.

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Arrange Marriage: Rs200

Arrange Marriage:

Rs.200,000 shadi per.

Rs.50,000 haq mehar.

Rs.50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per.

Valeema=100,000

Shadi k 5 dino ka kharcha

Rs. 50,000.

Ghar pe kharcha

Rs.50,000

Total=Rs.500,000

Love Marriage:

Rs.120 ka stamp paper.

200 Taxi ka kiraya,

50 typist ko.

Mithai Rs.300

Total=Rs.670

Bachi bhagao

Kharcha Bachao.

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1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1

1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya

or Police sy bach gya.

Wahi Qareb sy kch pthan guzry to unho ny socha k shyd Log Myyt pr Matti dalna bhol gye fata fat Matti dalna shuro kr di to chor bola

“Bachao Bachao”

Pthan:”Ooe Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is pr to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya”

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Jab aap kisi mefil me Tit maro

Jab aap kisi mefil me Tit maro to barabar waly ko ghur kar dekhne se aap par koi shak nahi kary ga.

Zubaida aapa k izzat bachao totke.

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11, Is book me page 23 m

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Is book me page 23 me apne bachao me lafz “BA’AZ” ki tashreeh krte hoe ye b likhte h k “MASAWI TO DRKINAR, TAMAM AWWALEEN O AAKHAREEN, ANMBIA O MURSALEEN, MALAIKA O MOQARRABEEN, SB K ULOOM MILKR ULOOME ILAHIYYA SE WO NISBAT NAI RAKH SAKTE, JO KROR HA KROR SAMANDARON SE 1 ZRA SI BOOND K KARORWEN HISSE KO HE” sabit hoa k HUZOOR KARIM S.A.W.W k ilme gaib ko ALLAH PAK k muqable me “BA’AZ” ka lafz raza khanio k alahadhrat b istemal krte the. Agr THANVI SAHB R.H ne ye kehkr kufr kia, to raza khan ne b kufr kia, agr raza khan ne kufr nai kiya to MOLANA THANVI R.H ne ye keh kr kese kufr krdia?

KASH K RAZA KHAN WOHI KRTA JO KEHTA THA, YA WOHI KEHTA JO KRTA THA

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Mere kareeb to aao ke bahut ud

Mere kareeb to aao ke bahut udaas huin main

Bas aaj toot ke chaho ke bahut udaas huin main

Kisi bhi jhoote dilasee se dil ko behlaao

Koi kahani sunao ke bahut udaas huin main

Andhrei raat hai kuch bhi nazar nahi aata

Sitarey tor kar laao ke bahut udaas huin main

Suna hai tere shaher mein khushi bhi milti hai

Mujhe yakeen dilao ke bahut udaas huin main

Yeh zindagi yun hee guzar jayegi likhte likhte

Zikr mera bhi lao ke bahut udaas huin main

Kabhi Kabhi yeh mehsoos hota hai

Ke tu chhoo ke gayi thi abhi ehsaas mere

Warna meri zindagi honi hai yun bhi tamam

Meri zindagi ka waqt bachao to koi baat bane

Mujhe apne waqt mein laao ke bahut udaas huin main

Mere kareeb to aao ke bahut udaas huin main…

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Once there was a jutt He was

Once there was a jutt. He was cutting jawaar with datri. He saw a wadda sara Sap. He began to cry, Bachao, I am marring, Then his piyoo, take a sota and kill the sap, when o gaiy qareeb, they saw that was not a sap that was a kala rassa.Moral:all the jutt are aqlon chatt….

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Quraan pak main irshad e Rabaa

Quraan pak main irshad e Rabaani hai “JHOOT BOLNE WALON PR ALLAH KI LANAT”1st april ko jan boojh kr jhoot bola jayga or jhoot bol kr khushi manayi jayegi yani Khuda ki lanat pr b muslman khushi mnayga Khudara jtna hoske 1st april se pehly ye msg hr kisi ko send kro aur jhut bolne se muslmno ko bachao!

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Hr Aasman me

Hr

Aasman

me

Sitare

nahi

hote

Hr

samandar

k

Kinare

nahi

hote

Hr

nazar

se

Ishare

nahi

hote

Hr

bahar

me

Nazare

nahi

hote

Hr

park

me

Favare

nahi

hote

Hr

jaam

k

Pemane

nahi

hote

Sabhi

hasino

k

Divane

nahi

hote

Hr

gham

k

Fasane

nahi

hote

Hr

msg

ka

end

nahi

hota

Darakht

pe

lage

hen

aam

Ja

k

tor

lo

Agar

kuch

reh

gaya

hy

To

khud

jor

lo

Ab

ghussy

se

muu

na

phulao

Mentos

khao

or

dimaagh

ki

batti

jalao

or

bijli

ka

bil

bachao

Mene

Apko

boht

pakaya

Ab

Aap

kisi

or

ko

pakao

Itni

der

se

sms

parh

rahe

ho

Jao

Kuch

kha

p

k

aao

Mera

kam

ho

gaya

Ab

Aap

apna

hunar

dikhao

Aap

ne

parh

liya

Ab

doosron

ko parhao.

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Apne Ap Ko Ghibat Se Bachao Q

“Apne Ap Ko Ghibat Se Bachao Qk Ghibt krne wale ki Dua Qubul Nahi hoti Us ki neki zaya or Us Per Gunah Hamla Awar ho Jate hein.

(MkaShfaTulQulub P147)

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Aik sheikh sahab ko current la

Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya.

Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao.

Sheikh sahab kehtay hain: “Mujhay choro, daikho bahar unit to nahe gir rahay hain?”

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Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey

Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui Qabr Me Chup Gya

Or Police Sy Bach Gya

Wahi Qareb Sy Sardar Sahib Guzry To Unho Ny Soch K Shayad Log Mayyat Per Matti Dalna Bhol Gaye

Sardar Sahib Ny Fata Fat Matti Dalna Shuro Kia To Chor Bola

Bachao Bachao

Sardar

Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti Dalo Is Par To Khuda Ka Aazab Shuro Ho Gya…

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Kya lekar aye thay? kya

Kya lekar aye thay?

kya lekar jaoge …? mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge, itne paise bacha kar kya.. MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE.

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Jab aap kisi mefil me pad maro

Jab aap kisi mefil me pad maro to

barabar waly ko gh0or kar dekhne

se aap par koi shak nahi kary ga.

Zubeda aapa k izzat bachao totke.

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Ek Lerki ß

“Ek Lerki…

ßikhry baal

ßura haal

nange paer

raat me Akele bhag rhi thi

cheekhti chillati

BACHAO BACHAO

2 Larky uske peeche bhag rahe thhe,,,

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KYA HUA HOGA..??

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Jan’ny k lye dekhiye

“C.I.D”

Is Shukrwar Raat 10 bje sirf

“SONY Entertainment Television” pe..

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Chorh Do Mera Hath

Chorh Do Mera Hath

Jane Do Mujhe

Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho

Chorh Do Mujhe

Mere Qareeb Mat Aao

Tumhain Khuda Ka Waasta

Mere Qareeb Mat Aao

Aagey Mat Barhna

Aaaa

Aagey Mat Barhna

Aaaa

Aaaaaa

Chorh Do Mujhe

Ufffff

Chorh Do Mujhe

Aaaah

Bachao

Koi Hai

Bachao

Dard Ho Raha Hai

Aaaaaa

Uffffff

Boht Dard Ho Raha Hai

Ab Bas b Karo, Neeche Kya Video Dekho ge?

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RS200,000 SHADI PER

RS.200,000/- SHADI PER

RS.30,000/- HAQ MAHAR

RS.50,000/- MUKHTALIF RASMON PER

RS.300,000/- JAHEZ PER

RS.200,000/- VALIMA

SHADI K 3 DIN KA KHARCHA 780,000/-

LOVE MARRIAGE

RS.120/- STAMP PAPER

RS.120/- TAXI KA KIRAYA

RS.50/- TYPIST KO.

RS.210/- MITHAI 1 KG.

TOTAL RS.450

IS LIYAI DIL LAGAO OR KHARCHA BACHAO

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1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1

‘1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya

or Police sy bach gya.

Wahi Qareb sy kch pthan guzry to unho ny socha k shyd Log Myyt pr Matti dalna bhol gye fata fat Matti dalna shuro kr di to chor bola

“Bachao Bachao”

Pthan:”Ooe Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is pr to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya”‘

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Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain me

Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao 2nd:Ab kese hen? 1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi..

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Once there was a admi,,,

Once there was a admi,,,

He was cutting Saag with draati,,,

He saw a jadd Bara Sapp,,,

He began to cry,,,

Bachao Bachao,,,

I am marring,,,

Then his Piyoo,,, take a sotta and kill the Sapp,,,

When O gaya kol,,,

He saw that was not a Sapp that was a Kala Rassa,,,

Moral: “VEKH K ROLA PAYA KARO”.

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Agar Hokumat Kapre Pheny Pe Pa

Agar Hokumat Kapre Pheny Pe Pabandi Laga De

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To Khudkash Hamly Roky

Jaa Sakhte HaiN.. ;-

Zubaida Aapa K “Mulk Bachao” Totkay.. ;-)

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Quran paak mai irshad e Rabban

Quran paak mai irshad e Rabbani he k “jhoot bolnay waloon per Allah ki laanat” 1st april ko jo jaan boojh ker jhoot bola jayega or jhoot bol kar khushi manayee jaye gi yani Allah ki lanat pr b muslman khushi manaye ga plz jitna ho sake 1 april se pahlay ye msg hr kisi ko send kro or jhut bolne se muslmano ko bachao

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hamara dil churake tum shikaya

hamara dil churake tum shikayat hamse karte ho

hamein maloom yeh hi hain mohabbat hamse karte ho

chalo chodo shikayat ko hamare pass aao tum

mohabbat ek musibat hain

mohabbat se bachao tum

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Namaz k 10? faiday 1,

Namaz k “10? faiday

1,Chehray ki nooraniat

2,Dil ka noor

3,Jism ki rahat

4,Qabr me sathi

5,Nuzuley rehmat ka zareya,

6,Aasmanu ki chabi

7,mezane hi sab ka wazn

8,Allah ki raza

9,Jannat ki qeemat

10,aag se bachao ka zariya…

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friends & muslims sisters / brothers

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jis guarde ne Salman taseer ko

jis guarde ne Salman taseer ko kutte ki mout mara hai aisa guard Zardari (kutte) ko bhi diya jaye ………… Zubaida Apa ke mulk bachao totkay .

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Namaz k 10? faiday 1,

Namaz k “10? faiday

1,Chehray ki nooraniat

2,Dil ka noor

3,Jism ki rahat

4,Qabr me sathi

5,Nuzuley rehmat ka zareya,

6,Aasmanu ki chabi

7,mezane hi sab ka wazn

8,Allah ki raza

9,Jannat ki qeemat

10,aag se bachao ka zariya…

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friends & muslims sisters / brothers

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1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1

‘1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya

or Police sy bach gya.

Wahi Qareb sy kch pthan guzry to unho ny socha k shyd Log Myyt pr Matti dalna bhol gye fata fat Matti dalna shuro kr di to chor bola

“Bachao Bachao”

Pthan:”Ooe Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is pr to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya”‘

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