Wo kehty hain k tmhari aankhon

Wo kehty hain k tmhari aankhon ka mosam boht dilkash hai…

Usay kya khabar k

Barasny k bad hi mosam khush’gwar hua krta hai…

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Veena malik geo intrview

Veena malik geo

intrview me apni sfai me keh rhi thi

agr mene India main koi glat kam kiya ho to mera bap mar jae?

Is intrview k bad punjab main 36 log mar gae

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A gang of thieves broke into a

A gang of thieves broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal begals gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.

Outside…

‘It ain’t so bad, Louie’ one crook noted. ‘We got $25 between us.’

The boss screamed, ‘I warned you to stay clear of lawyers! We had $100 when we broke in dat joint!’

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Samosa said to Aaloo: Ja

Samosa said to Aaloo:

Jab mein fry hota hun

to tumhain cover kar k garam oil se bacha leta hun.

Bcoz i love u

Aaloo said:

Jab log tumhain fry hone k foran bad khatay hain to main bhi unki zuban jala deta hun

I love u 2

Moral:

In dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen,

Samosa thora thanda kar k khain

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Unhone dekha aur aanso gir par

Unhone dekha aur aanso gir pare, Bhari basant main jaise phool bikhar pare, dukh woh nahi ki unhone humain alvida kaha, dukh to ye hai ki us ke, bad wo khud roo pare…

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Aj Rat 12 Baje K badbr

Aj Rat

12 Baje K bad

Valentines.

Hai Jis Jis

Ne

Hmein Phool

Dena Hai

Wo

Line May

Lag

Jaye

Koi

Ek Dusray

Ko Dhakka

Nahi Day ga

Jo Aaj

Reh Jaye

Wo Kal

Aa Jaye

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Sexy teacher ne class main bac

Sexy teacher ne class main bachon sy pucha. Mery marny k bad meri qabar par kia likha jay ga?

Last seat par baitha bacha bola. Mohtarma pheli bar akeli so rahi hain.

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JESY Bohat Tez Baris

‘-JESY-‘

Bohat Tez Barish K Bad Dhoop Ki Pehli Kiran.’~’

Or Bohat Rony K Bad Hulki c Hansi.’~’

Bohat Shoor K Bad Sakon Ka Ek Pal.’~’

Bohat Duk Bad Kushi Ka Ek Lamha.’~’

Insan Ki Zindagi My Jo Ehmiyat Rakhty Hen.’~’

Wesy Hen Mery Liye..

‘_Mery Dost_’

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7 signs of being a Pakistani s

7 signs of being a Pakistani student:

1. Ratta marnay ko “mehnat” kehna.

2. hr semester k start mei ye ehad krna k “is semester mei sath sath parhna hai”.

3. apna cel of kr k parhna Or phr 5, 5 min bad on kr k dekhna k koi msg to nae aya?

4. group study k dauran bar bar ye elaan krna k “ab ksi ne koi chawali mari to group se bahr”.

5. parhny se phly course k pages gin’na or phr khauf sy bnd kr dyna.

6. Har lecture k end mei agay walay ko puchna, “yar tenu samaj aya???…menu tay kakh v nai aya…!!!!”

7.Uper ki tmam “chawlain” marnay k bad kehna k “yar! Apni degree ka koi scope nai”

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Kal Raat, Boht Dino Bad

“Kal Raat,

Boht Dino Bad,

Kitab kholi to Ehsas howa

“FARAZ”…..!

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

“k kitaben khol k jo neend ati hai wo chars pee k be

nahi ati…..!

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Aik arab Aik karor

Aik arab

Aik karor

Aik lakh

Aik hazar

Aik so

Aik dafa

I LOVE U

Meri jaan

Mere chand

Mere sohne

Mere pyare

PAKISTAN =)

Aj se 31 din bad 14 August he. i think i’m first person wishing you

“Happy Independence Day”

na bijli na pani

phir b DIL he Pakistani…

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Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, th

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eidday.

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Rating: 5.4/10 (10 votes cast)

Dunya ki 4 Heran kun Haqiqten

Dunya ki 4 Heran kun Haqiqten

Haqiqat 1:

Aap Apni Sans Rok k Apne Eyes ko Close Nahi kar Sakte

Haqiqat 2:

Pehli Haqiqat Parhne k Bad Tamam Bewaqof Ye karne ki koshish karege

Haqiqat 3:

Ab Aap Hans Rahe hain

Q k Aap Bewaqof Ban Gaye hain

Haqiqat 4:

Ab Aap Apne Dosto ko Bhi Bewaqof Banaye ge..

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In Exam Hall, How do Boys Pass

In Exam Hall, How do Boys Pass the Time: Lets C:

1: Watching the Girls Around,

2: Sighting the Lady Supervisor,

3: Counting how Many Doors & Windows,

4: Seeing the Brand of the Pen; Which He had Bought after Long Time,

5: Reading Everything Written on Benches,

6: Feeling Bad for Wasting Yesterday Night,

7: Dreaming 2 Study well 4 next Exam,

8: Calculating again&again; The Marks He can Get out of Whatever

He has Written,

9: Thinking Abusive Words 4 Paper Setter,

10: Watching the Blank Answer Sheet & Imaging of a sad Song ..AmN

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Hum ne ki dosti aapse Bohat so

Hum ne ki dosti aapse Bohat sochne k bad,

Kuch b na dekha aapko dekhne k Bad,

Duniya chor deinge

apko chorne k bad,

ALLAH maaf kare itna Jhot bolne k bad.

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KAHAN JAO GAY MUJHE CHOR KRb

KAHAN JAO GAY MUJHE CHOR KR

MEIN YE POCH POCH KR THAK GYA

WO JAWAB NA MUJH KO DE SAKA

WO TO KUDH SARAPA SAWAL THA

WO MIL K SADION BAD B

MERE LAB PE KOI GILA NA THA

USAY MERI CHUP NE RULA DIA

JISAY GUFTAGU MEIN KAMAL THA

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select a number then i will te

select a number then i will tell you k apki shadi k bad pehla jhagra kis bat par ho ga.

03

13

23

33

43

53

63

reply must,

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Plz Yaroo Boht Ho Gya A

Plz Yaroo Boht Ho Gya

Apni Apni Girlfrnd Ko Smjhalo

Mje Phon Kr K Kehti Hy K Aj Se 16 Din Bad Hmare Sath Date Pr Chlo

Happy VALENTINES Day

14 Feb 2009

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Living Legends William Watson

Living Legends William Watson Says

“I Was a Smoker”

Once I Read

“Smoking Is Injurious To Health”

I QUIT Smoking.

I Used To Drink WINE

When I Read

“WINE is Bad For Health”

I Left Drinking.

I LOVE Someone

Once I Read

“Love is an illusion”

You Know What I Did?

I Left “Reading”

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Tm mosam mosam lgty ho

Tm mosam mosam lgty ho..

Jo pal pal rang badlty ho,

Tum sawn sawn lgty ho

Jo sadion bad brsty ho,

Tum sapna sapna lgty ho

Jo mjhko kam kam dikhty ho,

Tum pal pal mjh sy lrty ho

Per phr bhe achy lagty ho

Baat to hay shrmili c..

Pr khny ko dil chahta ha,

Lo aj tmhn yh keh dalo…

Tum apny apny lgty ho

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Azaad Pakistan K Nalaek nojava

Azaad Pakistan K Nalaek nojavano Agar aaj Valentines Day Ya Frndship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota.

..

Chalo Jaldi Josh Me Ao Hosh Me Ao.

Sab Ko Wish Karo

,

Happy Pakistan Day

23rd March

QARAR DAD-E-PAKISTAN

Is vry important day on wich

QUID gave a Plateform.

2the movement of PAKiSTAN.

PAKISTAN

ZiNDA BAAD pakIStanI QOAM PAinda Bad

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God sent in my life a beautifu

God sent in my life a beautiful Angel in your guise, Sister. In good times or bad ones, you’re ready to extend your help and support. Thanks for all you do.”

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LAZINESS IS THE MOTHER OF ALL

LAZINESS IS THE MOTHER OF ALL BAD HABITS

BUT ULTIMATELY SHE IS A MOTHER

AND

WE SHOULD RESPECT HER

GEO BACK BENCHES

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Sardar ki ma ki death ho gai,

Sardar ki ma ki death ho gai,

ek sal bad sardar ka bap america sa wapis aya,us na poucha teri ma kahan ha, sardar bola wo to pichlay sal hi mr gai thi,sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,sardar bola

Me na socha surprise don ga.@

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GREETING 4 all AirTel Teamb

GREETING 4 all AirTel Team.

Today’s the `Festival of Lights’ all o’er;

A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls;

And people throng the Temples to offer,

Prayers, resolving to take better roles.

And most of them are richly clad and clean,

And eat such dainty foods and sweets with mirth;

Whilst noisy crackers burst, their lights are seen,

It seems to be a happy day on Earth!

But are there not hearts woe-filled, very sad?

Denied of laughter, smiles for days;

Today’s the triumph of Good over bad;

But what about the wastage in much ways?

True joy is when you see someone else smile!

True charity gives joy in Heav’nly style.

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Sardar ki ma ki death ho gai,

‘Sardar ki ma ki death ho gai,

ek sal bad sardar ka bap america sa wapis aya,us na poucha teri ma kahan ha, sardar bola wo to pichlay sal hi mr gai thi,sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,sardar bola

Me na socha surprise don ga.@’

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a man has 2 parrots to

a man has 2

parrots (today)

1 din ik totay ne

dosry ki chumi

lay li…

us admi ne

saza k tor pr

toty ki tind kr

di…

kuch din bad usi

admi k ghar

mehfil-e-nat

hoi…..

to us admi ne

totay ko wellcme

k liye drewazy

pr betah diya….

kuch diar bad

us admi nay

a kr dekha

k sab andr a

gay hain

lekin ganjy

admi bahr hain

to, us admi

nay totay ko

kha k inko

Q nhi aanay

diya….

tota bola:

“lainiyan

chumiyan tay

aana mehfilan tay” :))

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Tmhra Naam Phool Rakho to bikh

Tmhra Naam Phool Rakho to bikhr jao gy

Tmhra Naam Dil Rakho to toot jao gy

Lo tmhra Naam

Bijli rkh dia

JUB chor k jaogy 3 ghnty bad khud hi wapis aogy:

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YUN WOH YAAD ATA HAI JAB

YUN WOH YAAD ATA HAI

JAB PEHLI BAAR NAZAR MILI TU

LAGA KE WOH SIRF MERAY LIYE HI BANA HO

US KE CHALAY JANAY KE BAD WOH YUN YAAD ATA HAI

KE MERI SASOON MAY PASS HOTA HAI

US KI KHUSHBOO

US KA EHSASS

US KA YUN DEKHNA

US KE JANAY KE BAD

APNA SAB KUCH CHOR JATA HAI

YUN PHIR WOH YAAD ATA HAI

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Interviewer: Let me check your

Interviewer: Let me check your english…….

Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.

Pathan: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Pathan: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Pathan: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Pathan: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Pathan: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop these all.

Pathan: ok now carry on dis all

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja….chup ho ja….chup ho jaa

Pathan: Abe bolta reh…bolta rah…bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Pathan: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Pathan: Come In

Interviewer: Oh my God

Pathan: Oh my Devil

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Pathan: I m selected :p 😀

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tere jany ka bad srif itna sa

tere jany ka bad srif itna sa gila raha hum ko

“ DANI“

tu palat kar dekh jata to zindgi intizar main guzar dety………..!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Matric k bad larkay ne baap se

Matric k bad larkay ne baap se shadi ka kaha,

Baap:

pehlay apny paoon pe khary ho jao

FSc ,BSc,MSc

k baad bhi baap ne yehi jawab diya

PHD k baad larka khamosh ho Gaya,

Baap ne ek din kaha tum paoon pe khary ho gaye ho ab shadi ker lo

Beta bola:

main to khara ho gaya hoon, par ab WOH khara nahi hota

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Maine munh ko kafan me chupa j

Maine munh ko kafan me chupa jub liya

tub unhe mujhse milne ki fursat mili

haal dil pochne jub vo ghar se chale

raaste me unhe meri mayyat mili

vo jafa karke bhi qabil e qadar hai

mujh ko meri wafa ka ye sila mila

jeete je mai too ruswa raha umer bher

bad marne mujh ko bhi tohmat mili

meri mayyat ko deewan ki Laash hai

aisa kahker shaher mai ghumaya gaya

istarah unko shohrat khuda ki qasam

meri rusvayion ki badolat mili

ek hi shaaq per saaz do gul khile

chaal qismat ki laikin zara dekhiye

ek gul qabar per meri sharminda hai

ek vo unki zulfaoon me izat mili

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MOHABBAT Us K DIL Se JUDA Nhi

MOHABBAT Us K DIL Se JUDA Nhi Hoti

Main Ghar Na Jaun To Wo BA KHUDA Nhi SOTI

LABON Per Us K Kbi BAD DUA Nhi Hoti

Bs 1 “MAA” Hi Hy Jo Mjhse KHAFA Nhi Hoti..

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Jootay parnay k bad Zardari fa

Jootay parnay k bad Zardari farmata hy:

Tum kitne jooty maro ge mai sary jooty uthalunga..

Me badi kutti chez hun RAMZAN me sell laga lunga.. :-).

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Teri Galiyo me Na Rakhen

Teri Galiyo me

Na Rakhenge

Kadam aaj k

Bad

Ghor Frmayega

Teri Galiyo me

Na Rakhege

Qadm aj k Bad

Qk

Humari apni

Gali me Seting

Ho Gai hy

muskan k sath.

|'(‘.’) kya

| || Bacchi

| _|_ hy yar Qasam se. Jal mat yar bhai ki persnalty bi to dekh.

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shehr e Muhabbat hijr ka mousa

shehr-e-Muhabbat hijr ka mousam,ehed-e-wafa or mein

tu to is basti se khush khush chala gaya , or mein …??

tu jo na ho to jaise sab ko chup lag jati hai

apas mein kya batein kertey raat, diya or mein

sair-e-chhaman adat thi pehley ab majboori hai

teri talash mein chal pertey hein bad-e-saba or mein

jisko dkeho teri hava mein pagal phirta hai

werna hum mashrab to nahi they khalq-e-khuda or mein

aik to wo humraz mera hai phir tera maddah

bas tera hi ziker kya kertey hein Zia or mein

aik zamaney bad ‘Faraz’ ye shair kahey meine

ik muddat se miley nahi hein yaar mera or mein

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[Assalam o Alaikum] br

[Assalam-o-Alaikum]

1 Larki Ne 1 Buzrug Se Pocha

Pyar Ki Hqeqat Kia Ha,

Buzrug Ne Kaha

Jo Baagh Me Sb Se Khobsurat Phol Ho Wo Le Aao

Larki 1 Din Bad Wapis Aye or Kaha

Me Phol Dekhti Rahi 1 Phol Sb Se Khobsurat Ta Mgr Me Us Se Behtr Ki Talash Me Chal Pari

Mgr Koi Pyara Na Lga Jb Lot Kr Aye To Use Koi or Tor Chuka Ta

Buzrug Ne Kaha

Yehi Pyar Ki Hqeqat Ha Jo Samne Ho Us Ki Qadar Nahi Ki Jati or Jab Wapis Loto To Wo B Hath Nahi Aata

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Because once upon a time, we w

Because once upon a time, we were best friends. And, yes, there’s been a lot of bad stuff in between. But none of that matters right now, okay? You need me, I’m there. Any time, any place, anywhere

Dawsons’Creek

4m

dost.350.com

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Guzr gaya jo zmana use bhula h

Guzr gaya jo zmana use bhula hi do

Jo naqsh ban nahi skta use mita hi do

Guzr rha hy jo lamha use amar kr len!

M apnay khoon se likhta hoon tum gawahi do

Kisi tarah se taghafil ka bab-e-shak to niklay

Nahi m pyar k kabil to kuch saza hi do

Ruki,ruki c hawa hy thaka,thaka sa chand

Wafa k dasht m kharay hen rahi do

Khule ga tark-e-ta’aluq k bad bab-e-fana

Yeh 1 aakhri parda bhi ab gira hi do

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2011 ka sb se saaf suthra Sms

2011 ka sb se saaf suthra Sms

Jahaaz me AirHostess ne pathan ko ulti krte dekha to wo shoper de gai k is me kr lo

Thori der bad AirHostess dekhti hai k sb ulti kr rahe hain or pathan so raha hai

Usne pathan se pucha sb kyun ulti kr rahe hain?

Pathan: hm ne ulti kia sb ne bura mana hm ne wapis p lia.

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Pathan ki BV Sex k doran patha

Pathan ki BV Sex k doran pathan

Se boli:

Zara Niples to Chooso!

Pathan thori der Nipls Choosne

k bad Rone laga,

BV: kya huwa?

Pathan: Ammi Yaad aa gai ;-;

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Alphabetic advice for you:br

Alphabetic advice for you:

A B C

Avoid Bad Company.

D E F

Don’t Entertain Fools.

G H I

Go for High Ideas.

J K L M

Just Keep Lovely friends like me.

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Kya Mangon Khuda Say Tumko pan

Kya Mangon Khuda Say Tumko panay K Bad

KiS Ka Karon Intzar

Teray Anay K Bad

Kyoun Dost k Liey Jan Luta Detay Han Log

Mujhe Malom Howa Tumko Dost Bnanay K Bad.

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DostYar radio aur akhbar me k

Dost;Yar radio aur akhbar me kya farq hai?

Pthan kafi dear suchne k bad;

yar gur karne ki bat hai k radio me ham rotyan to nahi lapet sakte na

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Hadith Nabvi SAW hey k

Hadith Nabvi (SAW) hey k……………………!

jo shakhs is rat 12 nafal is tarteeb se parhey k………….. her 2 nafal k bad yeh 3 tasbeehat parhey:

1) SUBHANALLAH-E-WALHUMDOLLILLAH-E-WALLAHUKABER

100 times

2) DOROOD SHAREEF

100 times

3) ASTAGHFAAR

100 times

or phir agley din yanee k 27 rajab ka roza rakhey… to Allah SWT us k tamam gunah maaf ferma detey hein…………..or aftar k waqt wo jo b dua mangey ga…. us ki wo dua qubool ho gi

ALlah SWT hum sab ko yeh amal kerney ki tuafeeq ata farmaein… Ameen Sum Ameen.

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Apni bad naseebi ka hal kis ki

Apni bad naseebi ka hal kis kis ko sunaon me

“FARAZ”

Girl Friend k num pe EASY LOAD kerwane gaya,

Aur easy load wala uska BHAI nikla.

Ooo TERI

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Uski Aankhon me lagta tha k py

Uski Aankhon me lagta tha k pyar ka nashaa he

Farzana

Wo to bad me pata chala Churs peeti thi ROZANA

(‘.’)

/ /dekh yar

/”‘ charsi nikli.

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bichar k mujh se kabhi tu ne y

bichar k mujh se kabhi tu ne ye bhi socha hai

adhura chand bhi kitna udas lagta hai

ye wasl ka lamha hai ise rayegan na samajh

k is k bad wahi duriyon ka sahara hai

kuch aur der na jharta udasiyon ka shajar

kise khabar tere saye main kaun baitha hai

ye rakh-rakhao muhabbat sikha gai us ko

wo ruth kar bhi mujhe muskura k milta hai

main kis tarah tujhe dekhun nazar jhijhakti hai

tera badan hai k ye ainon ka dariya

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When I Went to look for a bad

“When I Went to look for a bad Person”

“I Couldn’t find any Bad Person”

“When i Searched in my Heart”

“There was None bad than myself”.

(Kabeer Bhaget)

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Hazrat Ali se Ek shaks ne musl

Hazrat Ali se Ek shaks ne muslman hone k bad kaha k dor-e-jahiliat m mene manat mani thi k mujhe beta peda hoga to men kute (dog) k sath roti khaonga ab ap batao men kya kron? Ap ne kaha esi manat nahin manga kro ab esa kro k door wale gaon men jao talash kro jis ne 3din namaz na parhi ho us k sath roti khalo. AllahoAkbar ye hesiat hai 3din namaz na prhne wale ki.,

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Main Bhi Love Tumse Real

Main Bhi Love Tumse

Really Kasam Se

Ask Mere Heart Se

Each And Every Part Se

Inside Sapno Mein

Outside Samne, You Hai

You Hai, Only You Hai

Wrong Nahin Right Hai

Love Two Side Hai

Without You My Zindagi

Black And White Hai

I Bhi To Jaanu

Tere Liye Mad Hai

You Na Ho Front Mein

To Full Day Bad Hai

With You Mere

Chehre Pe Shine Hai

Along With Tere

Meri Life Design Hai

Every Thing Anything

Tere Liye Kar Doon

Bas Mere Love Ki

Yahi Dead Line Hai

Main Love Tumse

Really Kasam Se

Ask Mere Heart Se

Each And Every Part Se

Inside Sapno Mein

Outside Samne, You Hai

You Hai, Only You Hai

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I like Grapes Bcoz its B

I like Grapes

Bcoz its Boneless.

and I like U.

Bcoz…

U r Brainless.

ha.. ha.. ha..

Felt Bad?

Come on Yar. Its just aN

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INSULT ! :-p

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Tum EBADAT k Lamhon me Mera 1

Tum EBADAT k Lamhon me Mera 1 kaam krna

Har SEHRI se phle

Har NAMAZ k bad

Har IFTAR se phle

Har ROZY k baad

Sirf

Apni Dua k kuch alfaaz Mere naam karna…

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Ek Ajab sa haal hai dil ka ter

Ek Ajab sa haal hai dil ka tere anay k bad

Mil gia hai khoj manzal ka tere anay k bad

Tere aa jane se mehfal ho gai roshan tamam

Be Assar hai Zehr qatal ka tere anay k bad

Tuj se phelay dil main lehroon ka talatum ta bippa

Ab sakoon hasal hai sahal ka tere anay k bad

Khil uthay jaisay kalli “Shahzad” koi Raiet main

Eis tarah tha rang mehfal ka tere anay k bad

Open lobe

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Who Are PATHANS ? 1 G

Who Are PATHANS ?

1) Great Mughal Akbar said

“Pathan ko dosti kr k haraya ja sakta mgr larh kr nhi”.

2) Mehmood Ghaznavi said

“Pathan agr mutahed hojay to in ki dunya pr lazawal hukomat hogi”.

3) Sikander-e-Azam said

“Jung me utter jane k bad Pathan ko rokna sher ke mou me hath dene jesa hy”.

4) INDIAN general said :

Sarhad par agr pathan na hotay to pakistan kab ka india ka hisa ban jata.GEO PATHAN

I love Pakistan…!

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NEVER BLAME A DAY IN UR

NEVER BLAME A

DAY IN UR LIFE

Gud Days give u ”Hapiness”

Bad Days give u ”Experience”

Both r essential

in LIFE

Enjoy everyday with a Smile.. .

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Ek Pathan Ne Gali K K0NE Me Ka

Ek Pathan Ne Gali K K0NE Me Kachra Phenk Diya.

Thori Der Bad Ghom Phir Kr Gali Me Aya To

Mohalle Wale Apas Me Lar Rahe Thy K Kachra Kis Ne Phenka.

Ek Shaks Ne Gusse Se Kaha Phenka Hoga Kisi Kutte K Bache Ne

Pthan Side Me Ja K Hnsa 0r Kaha

Kachra Me Ne Phenka 0r Nam Kute K Bache Ka Aa Gya.:-)

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Ghar say nikaltay waqt hamaray

Ghar say nikaltay waqt hamaray jad e amjad ki ziarat (ZIARAT-E-WARISA)parh lia karo.Ghar say nikalnay k bad wapsi tak hamari zamanat mai mai rahogay plz star trecieting for momineen;s safety & forward to other momineens

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