Hum is qabil to nhe k koi hum

Hum is qabil to nhe k koi hum ko apna samjhy ga

“mAHI”

Leikn itna to yaqeen hy koi roye ga boht humhry mar jane k bad.

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Kbi Himat To Kbi Hosle Se Haar

Kbi Himat To Kbi Hosle Se Haar Gay! Hum Bad Naseeb They Jo Hr Kisi Se Haar Gay! Ajib Khel Ka Medan He Ye Mohabbat B! K Jisko Jeet Chukey They Usi Se Haar Gay!

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yadon ka ik jhonka aya hum se

yadon ka ik jhonka aya hum se milny barson bahd

pehly itna roya na thy jitna roye barson bahd

lamha lamha ghar ujra hai mushkil se ehsas hua hai

pathar aye barson pehly shishy tooty barson bahd

aj hmari khak pe dunya rony dhony bethi hai

phool hue hain itny sasty jany kesy barson bad

dastak ki umeed lagaye kab tak […]

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sandook e sakena kia hai?

sandook-e-sakena kia hai?

aik dfa ka zikr hai maa aur beta sfar kr rahy the wo jga baithy thy waha`n pr aur maa aur beta aa gay 2no ki maa ny apas men batein ki aik ny kaha bahin mery bety ko koi rishat nahi deta kia kro`n

2sri ny kaha mera bety ko bhi koi reshat nahi deta

ab aisa krty hain ap mery bety sy shadi kro main ap ky bety sy shadi krt hon

is trha 2no ki shadi ho gai

aik saal ky bad 2no ky ghar bety paida howy

ab msla ye howa 2no ka apas men rshat kia hai

(hia dam to btao)

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Al Quran A

Al Quran

Aur Woh In Ke Bad Aye Arz Krte Hain.Aye Rub Hamain Bakhs De Aur Hamare Bhaiyon Ko Jo Hum Se Phle Eman Laiye or Hamrae Dil Mein Eman Walon Ki Taraf Se Keena Na Rkh Aye Hamre Rub Tu He Nehayt Mehrban Rehm Wala He

(Surah Hassar A,10)

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Gadhon ki race 10 9

Gadhon ki race.. 10 . . 9 . . 8 . . 7 . . 6 . . 5 . . 4 . . 3 . . 2 . . 1 . . Fire……. . . . . .

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Abay Bhag ,

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msg bad me parhna. . .*

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Dedicate me an ice cream

Dedicate me an ice cream

According to my personality.

chocolate: h0t looking

Strawberry: Naughty n cute

pista: Proud n bad nature

mango: Honest n bestfrnd

vanilla: Zidi n badtamiz

toti fruti: Caring n romantic

carmel: Attitude n bold

Kulfa: Beautiful n charming..

rply must! =)

m w8ing.RIDA

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Har murda janta hai usky bad u

Har murda janta hai usky bad usky ghar walon mai kia horaha hy,log usy nehlaty kafnaty hen or wo unhy daikhta hai. (MUSLIM)

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Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, th

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eidday.

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Tum mosam mosam lgty ho, jo pl

Tum mosam mosam lgty ho, jo pl pl rang badlty ho…

Tum sawn sawn lgte ho,jo sadyon bad brsty ho…

Tum spna spna lgty ho,jo mujko km km dekhty ho…

Tum pal pal muj sy lrty ho,pr phr b achy lagty ho…

Baat tu hy sharmili c,pr kehny ko dil chata hy…

Lo aj tumhy ye keh dala,tum apny apny lagty ho

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GREETING 4 all AirTel Teamb

GREETING 4 all AirTel Team.

Today’s the `Festival of Lights’ all o’er;

A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls;

And people throng the Temples to offer,

Prayers, resolving to take better roles.

And most of them are richly clad and clean,

And eat such dainty foods and sweets with mirth;

Whilst noisy crackers burst, their lights are seen,

It seems to be a happy day on Earth!

But are there not hearts woe-filled, very sad?

Denied of laughter, smiles for days;

Today’s the triumph of Good over bad;

But what about the wastage in much ways?

True joy is when you see someone else smile!

True charity gives joy in Heav’nly style.

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Mohabbat Us K Dil Se Juda Nahi

Mohabbat Us K Dil Se Juda Nahi Hoti

Main Ghar Na Jaoon Toa Woh Ba Khuda Nahi Soti

Labon Per Us K Kabhi Bad Dua Nahi Hoti

Bas Ek Maa Hai Jo Mujh Se Khafa Nahi Hoti

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Aslaam0alekum I always r

Aslaam0alekum

I always respect

Honour & Pray 4 them who helped me in bad times

I m also thankful to bad times

4 showing me

who r my Frnds

good morning

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ZindgiMei Aik Dosry Ki

Zindgi”Mei

Aik Dosry Ki

Qdr Na Krna

OR

Mrny K Bad

Yado K

Chrag Jlana

Murda Psnd

Qome”Ki

ALamat Hy

ZINDO”Ki B

Qdr Kijeay

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Humne yaad kiya bohat ussay bh

Humne yaad kiya bohat ussay bhulany k bad,

Wo phir rooth gaya hum se manany k bad,

Us k dil mein thi adawat mere liye,

Mein to khush tha ussay apnany k bad,

Pehly to karta tha buhat pyar ki batein,

Phir rolaya bhe bohat us ne mujhy hansany k baad,

Mohabat karta tha wo muj se waqat guzari k liye,

Apna liya kisi aur ko us ne mujhy thukrany k bad,

Koi kisi ka nahi banta is duniya main “NaZ”

Darakht bhi gira dete hen pattay sookh jaane k bad..

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Plz Yaroo Boht Ho Gya A

Plz Yaroo Boht Ho Gya

Apni Apni Girlfrnd Ko Smjhalo

Mje Phon Kr K Kehti Hy K Aj Se 16 Din Bad Hmare Sath Date Pr Chlo

Happy VALENTINES Day

14 Feb 2009

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HAZRAT JIBRAIL AS Ne HUZO

“HAZRAT JIBRAIL (A.S) Ne HUZOOR PAK Se Kaha

“Ap K Bad ME 10 Bar aonga

“Or 10 Cheezen DUNIYA Se Le Kr Jaonga

1=NAMAZ

2=SABAR

3=SHARAM

4=MOHABAT

5=BARKAT

6=INSAF

7=SAKHAWAT

8=HALAL

9=ILM

10=QURAN K HAROOF

Phir Kisi B Lamhe QAYAMAT

Aa sakti hay.

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** Hamare Bad Safeer E Saba H

*”* Hamare Bad Safeer E Saba H Aakhr Kon ? Talash e manzil e Jana Men H Musafir Kon ?

*”* Rahen E Khalwat E Shab, Chandni S Puch Kbi, K Shehr Shehr Bhatakta H Teri Khatir Kon ?

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BArish k bäd suraj ata haib

BArish k bäd suraj ata hai

raät k bad din ata hai,

hansi k bad ghum ata hai,

par Ek ap ka SMS hai jo world Cup ki tarah 4 saal bhad aata hai.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein:

Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein:

1. Khud ko mobile mein itna na mashghool karo k samne koi lush push bachi guzar jaye or tumhen pta hi na chale.

2. Bike ho ya car, kabhi ye mat samjho k ye jahaz hai, bal k ye samjho k ye rocket hai.

3. Koshish karo k apne hum umron se bad zubani na karo,

direct sar phar do kaminay ka.

4. Taleem har kisi ka haq hai, Zidata parh k kahin ye na ho k tum kisi or ka haq maar lo?

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Lamha lamha waqt gujr jayega

Lamha lamha waqt gujr jayega.

Kuch din bad nya saal Aayega.

Aaj hi apko hapy new year kah de warna,

Baji koi or mar jayega.

HAPPY NEW YEAR “.

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Tumhara nam likh likh ker mita

Tumhara nam likh likh ker mitana bhol jati hon.

Tumhain jab yad karti hon bhulana bhul jati hon.

Bohot c aisi batain hain jo mere dil men rehti hain.

Magar jab tum se milti hon sunana bhul jati hon.

Tumhare bad ab her pal bari mushkil se katta hai.

Main aksar tum ko khawabon men batana bhol jati hon.

Main her sham kehti hon k tum ko bhol jaon gi.

Magar jab subha hoti hai bholana bhol jati hon

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Ek jazba khak hua dil ki gehra

Ek jazba khak hua dil ki gehrayion me kahin

ta’ajjub hai maut par uski koi roya tak nahin,

sahil se to chale the sath me hamsafar banker

sagar ne duboya?hum hi?ko unhe to bhigoya tak nahin,

ankhon me zinda khuwab thay ya khuwab me zinda ankhen,

tutne k bad hi jana ki unhone to sanjoya tak nahin,

nadani me jinki khatir sab lutane nikle the hum

dekho humare na rehne per bhi unka kuch khoya tak nahin.

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SHIFA or SHAFA ma farq kia ha?

SHIFA or SHAFA ma farq kia ha??

SHIFA ka mtlab ha SEHAT,TANDRUSTI

SHAFA ka matlab ha kinara,mout aur gehri qabar

akser log kehty han k ALLAH apko SHAFA de ye dua nahi bad dua ha hamen kehna chahyie ALLAH apko shifa de

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Husband : Returning late for

Husband : ( Returning late form work ) ?Good evening Dear, I?m now

logged in.?

Wife : Have you brought the ring ?

Husband : Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morn?

Husband : Erroneous syntax.

Wife : What about my new blouse ?

Husband : Variable not found ?

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband : Sharing Violati

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Dosto ap

Dosto

ap

ko

ik

zaroori

baat

btani

hai

ta

kay

pichlay

saal

ki

tarha

ap

ko

afsos

na

ho

RAMZAN

shoro

ho

chuka

hai

jis

jis

nay

bhi

meri

aftaari

kerwani

hai

wo

abi

say

buking

karwa

le

bad

me

mery

leye

masla

na

bany, thanx…

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Wo kehty hain k tmhari aankhon

Wo kehty hain k tmhari aankhon ka mosam boht dilkash hai…

Usay kya khabar k

Barasny k bad hi mosam khush’gwar hua krta hai…

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Veena malik geo intrview

Veena malik geo

intrview me apni sfai me keh rhi thi

agr mene India main koi glat kam kiya ho to mera bap mar jae?

Is intrview k bad punjab main 36 log mar gae

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A gang of thieves broke into a

A gang of thieves broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal begals gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.

Outside…

‘It ain’t so bad, Louie’ one crook noted. ‘We got $25 between us.’

The boss screamed, ‘I warned you to stay clear of lawyers! We had $100 when we broke in dat joint!’

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Samosa said to Aaloo: Ja

Samosa said to Aaloo:

Jab mein fry hota hun

to tumhain cover kar k garam oil se bacha leta hun.

Bcoz i love u

Aaloo said:

Jab log tumhain fry hone k foran bad khatay hain to main bhi unki zuban jala deta hun

I love u 2

Moral:

In dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen,

Samosa thora thanda kar k khain

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Unhone dekha aur aanso gir par

Unhone dekha aur aanso gir pare, Bhari basant main jaise phool bikhar pare, dukh woh nahi ki unhone humain alvida kaha, dukh to ye hai ki us ke, bad wo khud roo pare…

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Sexy teacher ne class main bac

Sexy teacher ne class main bachon sy pucha. Mery marny k bad meri qabar par kia likha jay ga?

Last seat par baitha bacha bola. Mohtarma pheli bar akeli so rahi hain.

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Aj Rat 12 Baje K badbr

Aj Rat

12 Baje K bad

Valentines.

Hai Jis Jis

Ne

Hmein Phool

Dena Hai

Wo

Line May

Lag

Jaye

Koi

Ek Dusray

Ko Dhakka

Nahi Day ga

Jo Aaj

Reh Jaye

Wo Kal

Aa Jaye

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