Broccoli: I m not happy with m

Broccoli: I m not happy with my looks…I look like a tree.

Walnut: and I look like a brain :(

Mushroom: that’s not too bad… I look like an umbrella..

Banana: can we please change the topic?

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Inna garor changa ni hunda b

Inna garor changa ni hunda

ey vella muq gya ty mor ni ona

un qadar jan lo bad vich pachtana chaga ni hunda

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Salon bad najane kia sama hoga

Salon bad najane kia sama hoga,

Hm sb doston me se najane kon kha hoga,

Phr milna hua to milenge khuwabo me

Jese sukhe gulab milte hain kitabon me!

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Dunya ki 4 Heran kun Haqiqten

Dunya ki 4 Heran kun Haqiqten

Haqiqat 1:

Aap Apni Sans Rok k Apne Eyes ko Close Nahi kar Sakte

Haqiqat 2:

Pehli Haqiqat Parhne k Bad Tamam Bewaqof Ye karne ki koshish karege

Haqiqat 3:

Ab Aap Hans Rahe hain

Q k Aap Bewaqof Ban Gaye hain

Haqiqat 4:

Ab Aap Apne Dosto ko Bhi Bewaqof Banaye ge..

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Apni bad naseebi ka hal kis ki

Apni bad naseebi ka hal kis kis ko sunaon me

“FARAZ”

Girl Friend k num pe EASY LOAD kerwane gaya,

Aur easy load wala uska BHAI nikla.

Ooo TERI

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HUM NY MUHABBAT KAY WAQAT KI T

HUM NY MUHABBAT KAY WAQAT KI TAQSEEM SEEKH LI HAY

DIL JALAY

AB WO HUMAY BOHAT KAM YAD ATA HA BUS SIRAF ITNA K HER SANS KAY BAD

DIL JALAY

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chalo muhabat ki ak nai bunyad

chalo muhabat ki ak nai bunyad rakhte hain,

khud paband rehte hain,use azad rakhte hain,

hamare khoon main rab ne yahi taseer rakhi hay,

burai bhol jate hain,achai yaad rakhte hain,

muhabat main kahen hum se gustakhi na hojai!

isly hum apna her qadam us ke bad rakhte hain,

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* Mujhe sata k wo meri duaye

*. .Mujhe sata k wo meri duayen leta ha,

use khabar ha mujhe bad dua nhn aati. .*

;=;=;=;=;=;=;=;=;=;=;

R o C k s

;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;

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PyarLove Kya Hy? br

Pyar(Love) Kya Hy.?

Jub Maa Peshani Choom K Kehti Hy “Jitey Raho Beta”

Jub BAAP Har Us Waqt Intezar Krta Hy Jub Jub Me Gher Dair Se Lauta Hon,

Jub Behen Mera Kam Karne K Bad Kahti Hy K “Jub Meri Shadi Hojaye Gi To Kon Karega Tumhary Kam”

Jub Bara Bhai Kahey K “Tujhy Pasnd Hy Chal Rakh Le Me or Kharid Lunga”

Jub Chote Bhai Kahey “Ye Dekho Bhai Acha Hy Na 1 Tumhara 1 Mera”

Aur Jub Ek Dost Kahey

“Tention Na Le Yar Me Hon Na”

Ye Hy Real Love.

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