A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone, after 1 hour he gathered enough courage to ask her “Excuse me can i sit beside u?” she responds loudly “NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U” every 1 in bar started looking at the man the man was embarrassed after a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see i m psychology student studying how people respond 2 embarrasing situations, the man responds loudly “WHAT DO U MEAN 10 THOUSANDS RUPEES FOR A NIGHT THATS TOO MUCH”
” Apny ALLah se Hamaisha Achha Guman rakh0 kiun k us ki zaat se jesa guman rakh0 gay us k0 wesa he pa0 gay”
I wanted to put something
on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
/ “MISS” /
/ “*U.*” /
“LOVE” “”*IS*” ””LIFE’” @======@
/ “*IS*” /
/ “ROSE” /
“”*ROSE*” “”**IS**” ‘Beautiful’ @========@
/”*Jese* ” /
/ *Tum..”‘ /
”Eid Card” ”’*For*”” ””’*U*””’ @=======@
Types of Girls ( Computer Humor ) CD-ROM GIRLS She is always faster and faster EMAIL GIRLS Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense HARD DISK GIRLS She remembers everything, FOREVER INTERNET GIRLS Difficult to access MULTIMEDIA GIRLS She make horrible thing look beautiful SCREENSAVER GIRLS She is good for nothing but at least she is fun RAM GIRLS She forget about you, the moment turn her off WINDOW GIRLS Everyone know that she can”t do a thing right, but no one can live with out her VIRUS GIRLS Also known as “wife”" when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don”t try you uninstall her you will lose everything SERVER GIRLS Always busy when you need her
Beautiful flowers and a basket of fruits for a wonderful person. Get well soon friend.
I Wish 4 ” U ” Great start 4 Monday No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday No worry 4 Thursday Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday & Great fun 4 Sunday “Have a beautiful
and smart week.”
A beautiful saying..
Achy Dost Bnao Q K insan ki pehchan us se nahi us k Doston se hoti hai
(isi lye tm ny mjhy dost bnaya na..
buht chalaak ho tm!!
Dedicate me an ice cream
According to my personality.
chocolate: h0t looking
Strawberry: Naughty n cute
pista: Proud n bad nature
mango: Honest n bestfrnd
vanilla: Zidi n badtamiz
toti fruti: Caring n romantic
carmel: Attitude n bold
Kulfa: Beautiful n charming..
rply must! =)
U are a…
B. I. T. C. H.
r u smiling now?