Sardar Hakeem Se Mjhy Bi

Sardar Hakeem Se

Mjhy Bimari Hy

Khany K Bad Bhook Nhi Lgti

Sonay K Bad Nend Nhi Ati

Kam Karo To Thak Jata Ho

Hakeem:

Sari Rat Dhop May Betho Thek Ho Jao ge.

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Main Jhoom Jaon To SHarabi Na

Main Jhoom Jaon To SHarabi Na Samjhna,

Gir Jaon JO Sajde MAin To Namazi Na Samjhna,

Thora Sa Behak Gya Hun Muhabat main,

Jo AAge barhoon to Shikari Na SAmjhna,

Mujh SE Chein li hain Khushiyan Mere Apno ne,

Hath Jo Phelaon To BhikAri Na Samjhna,

Mujhe Aata Hai Ab Bhi Muhabat Ka Khel,

Buhat Kch Khoya Hai Mene anari Na Samjhna,

ek Nasihat Meri Yaad RAkhna Meri Jaan,

Muhabat Ko Kabhi tum Bimari Na Samjhna…..

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Sardar suffering from cold and

Sardar suffering from cold and was shivering.

His son called a doc.

Doc: What happened?

Son: Bimari da ta pata nahin per baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai.

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Zindagi m 6 chezon ka ko

Zindagi m

6 chezon ka koi time nhi

1- PIYAR

2- DOSTI

3- DOLAT

4- BIMARI

5- MOUT

6- ? ? ?

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Poti

“Isliye ghar se kr k nikalna”:

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Sardar: Yaar me ne suna

Sardar:

Yaar me ne suna he k BURHAPA bohat buri bimari he

Pathan:

Haan yaar kal is bimari se 6 bache marr gaye.

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Insaan Kee Zahniat B Samjh Sey

Insaan Kee Zahniat B Samjh Sey Bahir Hai,

Bimari K Khauf Sey Khana To Chord Sakta Hai

Laikin Dozakh K Khauf Sey Ghunah Nahee.

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ALLAH Ki 4 Rehmtain Jo Insan S

ALLAH Ki 4 Rehmtain Jo Insan Se Bardasht Nahi Hoti.

1 .BETI.

2. MEHMAN.

3. BARISH.

4. BIMARI.

ALLAH K 4 Azab Jo

Insan Boht Khushi Se Qabool Kerta Hai.

1. SOOD.

2. JAHEZ.

3. GHEEBAT.

4. JHOOT.

Achi Aur Naik Baat Phelana

Sadqa-E-Jaria Hai

JAZAKALLAH.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe

Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti

Hr ksiko pyar krne ki dua Q nhe milti

Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai

To phr MEDICAL STORE pr iski Dawa Q nhe milti.?

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Quraan kitab e Hikmat

Quraan kitab-e-Hikmat…

1=Agar ap kisi doctor k Paas nahi jana chahte tou sura_FATIHA mey her Bimari ki shifa hy.

2=Agar apki Murad puri nahi hoti to rozana Sura_ YASEEN ki Tilawt karen.

3=Agar Rizq may Barkat chahiye tou Rozana Sura_ WAQYA parhen.

4=Agar apko Qabr k Azaab ka dr hy tou rozana raat ko Sura_MULK parhen.

5=Agar Dunya k her Jhagre sey nijat hasil karni hy tou QURAN Pak ki Tilawat ko apni Aadat banain.

Achi baat phelana sadqa-e-jaria.

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Sardar maleria se kanp raha th

Sardar maleria se kanp raha tha doctor aya or pucha kya huy hy?us ka beta bola bimari da te kuj pata nai par abba swair da Vibration te lagya hoya ay.

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