Sardar ka Accident Hua, Hosh A

Sardar ka Accident Hua, Hosh Anay Pe Police Ne Pucha:Jis Car Nay Aap ko Mara Us ka Rang Kya Tha

Sardar:Rang pata Nahin Pr Us Ko Jo Chala Rahi Thi

Us ki Shirt K Do Button Khuly Thy

Lal Rang Ki Bra Thi

Boobs 36 Size K Thy

Galay Me Sonay Ka Locket Tha

Hath Me Cigarette Thi

Aur Right breast Pay Til Tha

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Suhagraat pe shohar wife se: D

Suhagraat pe shohar wife se: Dikhnay mei tou teray Boobs baray soft aur pink lag rahay han!

Wife : (sharmaatay huwe) Pata nahi g..

“JITNAY MOUH UTNI BAATEIN

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WIFE: Suno G Mujhe Braz

WIFE: Suno G.

Mujhe Brazer leni hy.

Hsbnd:Brazer ka kya faida ? Tary boobs itnay chotay to hain. .*

WIFE: kal tum ne underwear lia, mene kuch Aetraz kia.?

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BOOBS: are Sweeter then

BOOBS:

are Sweeter then Honey, Greater then Money, Smoother than Silk,

Whiter than Milk & If You HOLD, PRESS orSUCKthem

It Gives POWER

To Your TOWER.

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Pichli Line m betha bacha: mis

Pichli Line m betha bacha: miss mera shoe lace khul gaye hy plz meri help kr dain. Miss pas i or jab lace tie krne k liye jhuki to dekha k bacha us k boobs dekh raha hai. Miss: haramzade is liye mujhe bulaya? Bacha: nhi madam baki sari class ko aap ki gand dikhani [...]

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Sardar Apni Wife Se Sex krte H

Sardar Apni Wife Se Sex krte Hue Usky Boobs Choos Rha Tha

achanak ch0ta beta uth gaya 0r b0la

Papa Sharm Nhi ati,

Apni Hi Aulad k Rizq Pe Mo0 Marte Ho

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* Beta papa ye sex kya h

*. . .Beta-papa ye “sex” kya hota hai…?

Sardar: thinks oye ye kya puch liya bete ne, par batana to padega

Aftr tht he told- beta sex me hum ladki k kapde utarte hai,fir apne kapde utarte hai,fir ladki ko karib krk usk boobs dabate hai,fir vo hamara lund chusti hai,fir hum us k gand me ungali karte hai,fir tail laga k ladki ki chut me lund dal k hum lund ander bahar karte hue use chodte hai.

Ye hota hai sex..

Beta- Admisson form me kya likhun?:-D

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Dosti BOOBS Nahi Jo Dab Jaye

Dosti BOOBS Nahi Jo Dab Jaye

Dosti LUN Nahi Jo Thak Jaye

Dosti GAAND Nahi Jo phatt Jaye

Dosti To PHUDDI Hai Mere Dost,

Jo waqt k sath GEHRI hoti jati hai. . .

Dedicate to all Phudu Frnds;

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APPEAL PAKISTANI QAM SA

APPEAL PAKISTANI QAM SA

SANIA MIRAZ ab PAKISTAN ki

Bhabi ban gaye hy isliya unke TENNIS

Match main unke

*HEALTHY HIPS*

*SEXY LEGS*

&

*BOUNCY BOOBS*

Ko Izzat ki Nigah sy dekhan

SHUKRYA

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1 mard ki thakawat duniya ki

1- mard ki thakawat duniya ki koi chez nai utar skti siwae orat k

2- orat ke jism ki sari garmi us ke boobs main hoti hai

3- sex ke doran agar mard orat ke boobs se apna chest touch na kre to zyada time laga skta hai

4- Orat ko sex se pehle itna garm karo ke us ka pani nikal jae phir ussy kro ge to 2 min main he satisfy ho jae gi

“Prof Nargis” ki kitab

” Doodh ka doodh, pani ka pani ” se iktebaas.

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