Translation from hindi to english, “Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi”.
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
1 Lrki Ghr Ki Chat pe Khari thi,Or 1 Lrkay ko “BREAST” Hila k dikha Rahi Thi,
Lrkay Ne B Lun Nikala Or Hilane Laga,
Lrki Ghuse Main Neechay utri Or Boli Mera Matlab tha k Doodh Wala kb Aaye ga?
Lrka Bola To Mera B yehi Matlab tha k aj pakistan ka match hai doodh wale ka LUN ayega…*
Child Touching Mom’s Breast: ya kya hai?
Mom: Baloons hen.
Child: khala ka Baloons Barre Q hein.
Mom: tumne kab dekhey?
Jab abbu us me hawa bhar rhy thy.
The second most common form of cancer
Breast cancer is the second most common form of cancer among Pakistani women, (lung cancer is the first) affecting one of every nine women in the and accounting for 26% of all cancer in females. One-third of these cancers can be detected before the age of 50. If breast cancer is detected in its earliest stages, survival rate after treatment is nearly 100 percent.
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
Pathan: Hont choomne do.
Larki: Nahin lipstick uter jayegi.
Pathan: To phir Breast dabane do.
Larki: Doodh nikel jayega.
Pathan: Acha to phirwo karny do
larki: mensis mein hoon
pathan: ab ye na kehna k mujhe dast bhi hain.
Sardar ka Accident Hua, Hosh Anay Pe Police Ne Pucha:Jis Car Nay Aap ko Mara Us ka Rang Kya Tha
Sardar:Rang pata Nahin Pr Us Ko Jo Chala Rahi Thi
Us ki Shirt K Do Button Khuly Thy
Lal Rang Ki Bra Thi
Boobs 36 Size K Thy
Galay Me Sonay Ka Locket Tha
Hath Me Cigarette Thi
Aur Right breast Pay Til Tha