First rose br

First rose

A heart of youthful year was yearning,

Crying out the pain; the burning

Tears would e’er remain until

An answer from the man would see them die.

A sympathetic mirror blessed her –

Softened up the curves, caressed her

Skin to help regain a calm –

Assuage a heaving breast and blushing eye.

And through a struggling mind, a chiming:

Someone at the door; the timing

Perfect and exquisite in the

Reconciliation of her woes.

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Sardar ka Accident Hua, Hosh A

Sardar ka Accident Hua, Hosh Anay Pe Police Ne Pucha:Jis Car Nay Aap ko Mara Us ka Rang Kya Tha

Sardar:Rang pata Nahin Pr Us Ko Jo Chala Rahi Thi

Us ki Shirt K Do Button Khuly Thy

Lal Rang Ki Bra Thi

Boobs 36 Size K Thy

Galay Me Sonay Ka Locket Tha

Hath Me Cigarette Thi

Aur Right breast Pay Til Tha

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A short thing its get lo

A short thing

its get longer as u hold it

& pass between woman’s breast

& enters into a small hole

What is it?

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Translation from hindi to engl

Translation from hindi to english, “Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi”.

Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.

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1 Lrki Ghr Ki Chat pe Khari th

1 Lrki Ghr Ki Chat pe Khari thi,Or 1 Lrkay ko “BREAST” Hila k dikha Rahi Thi,

Lrkay Ne B Lun Nikala Or Hilane Laga,

Lrki Ghuse Main Neechay utri Or Boli Mera Matlab tha k Doodh Wala kb Aaye ga?

Lrka Bola To Mera B yehi Matlab tha k aj pakistan ka match hai doodh wale ka LUN ayega…*

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With this, he breaketh from th

With this, he breaketh from the sweet embrace

Of those fair arms which bound him to her breast,

And homeward through the dark land runs apace;

Leaves Love upon her back deeply distressed.

Look how a bright star shooteth from the sky,

So glides he in the night from Venus’ eye;

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How like a jade he stood tied

“How like a jade he stood tied to the tree,

Servilely mastered with a leathern rein;

But when he saw his love, his youth’s fair fee,

He held such petty bondage in disdain,

Throwing the base thong from his bending crest,

Enfranchising his mouth, his back, his breast.

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Pathan: Hont choomne do

Pathan: Hont choomne do.

Larki: Nahin lipstick uter jayegi.

Pathan: To phir Breast dabane do.

Larki: Doodh nikel jayega.

Pathan: Acha to phirwo karny do

larki: mensis mein hoon

pathan: ab ye na kehna k mujhe dast bhi hain.

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Bivi Ne Kele Khaye Or Zor Zor

Bivi Ne Kele Khaye Or Zor Zor Say Breast Hilane Lagi. Shohar Ne Poocha Ye Kia Kar Rai Ho? Bivi Sharma Kar Boli: Jee Mai Milk Shake Bana Rai Thi Munay K Liye.

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Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast G

Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..

He Said!

Ankhon Me Wahi Jaam Liye

Honton Pe Wahi Muskaan Liye..

Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Jane’Man

Seenay Pe Dairy Farm Liye.

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