Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

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Sardars daughter: Abba! kal

Sardar’s daughter: “Abba! kal Hamare ghar se aik banda kam ho jaye ga.”

Next day wo lrki bhaag gayi.

Sardar: “Kuri ne kaam to acha nahin kiya par thi wo Najoomi

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A Good daughter says 2 her lov

A Good daughter says 2 her lover:

Han ye sach he k mujy tmse mhbt he..

Ye b sach he k me tmhari chaht hu.

Pr mri zindgi me chahto ki kami to nhi..

Rishte or b hain sirf tum hi to nhi..

Apni zat k is pahlu sy aj milwaun tmhe..

Me kya hu kesi hu zara btlaun tmhe..

Me apni maa ki trbiyt me dhala sancha hu..

Apne baba ki umedo se pur ik khaka hu..

Apne bhai ki gairat hu janti hu me..

Mjse hi hai ghar ki izat manti hu me..

To behak jaun me ye kbi mumkin hi nhi..

K dil wo sb b rkhte hain,

sirf hum tum hi to nhi..

Mohabat wo nai jo rishty bhula dyti ho..

Muhabat wo hy jo bzurgon ki dua lyti ho… :)

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Father: what can u do for my d

Father: what can u do for my daughter

boy: i would die for her!

Father: i dont like u

boy: why?

Father: i am lo0king for someone who would live for her,not someone who would just die and leave her alone.

HERRO BANNE SE B BEZATI HO JATI HAI.

(zubeda apa k sharif bn’ne k totky)

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Happy woman™s day to all the

Happy woman’s day to all the lovely ladies here…..

You can prove to the world that you are the best,

just keep faith in yourself and try to widen the boundaries around you.

You are an obedient daughter, a lovely wife and a responsible mother.

What if some people are opposing women reservation bill for their cheap

motives, tell the world that you can reach to the top without these reservations

and support from a man’s world….

Keep rocking always…three cheers to all of us…

Wishing you a Happy Woman’s day.

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I have spend many sleepless n

“I have spend many sleepless nights in Ur luv &

I don’t want my son to do the same 4 Ur daughter,

So lets make them brother n sister”.

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Water Is So Precious, So Plz S

Water Is So Precious, So Plz Snd Dis Msg To As Many Frndz As Possible Wid Dis Slogan:

SAVE WATER SAVE WATER

SHARE THE SHOWER WITH NEIGHBOUR’S DAUGHTER ;-)

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A Good daughter says 2 her lov

A Good daughter says 2 her lover:

Han ye sach he k mujy tmse mhbt he..

Ye b sach he k me tmhari chaht hu.

Pr mri zindgi me chahto ki kami to nhi..

Rishte or b hain sirf tum hi to nhi..

Apni zat k is pahlu sy aj milwaun tmhe..

Me kya hu kesi hu zara btlaun tmhe..

Me apni maa ki trbiyt me dhala sancha hu..

Apne baba ki umedo se pur ik khaka hu..

Apne bhai ki gairat hu janti hu me..

Mjse hi hai ghar ki izat manti hu me..

To behak jaun me ye kbi mumkin hi nhi..

K dil wo sb b rkhte hain,

sirf hum tum hi to nhi..

Mohabat wo nai jo rishty bhula dyti ho..

Muhabat wo hy jo bzurgon ki dua lyti ho..

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Every mother generally hopes t

Every mother generally hopes that

her daughter will snag a better husband

than she managed to do…

but

she’s certain that her boy will never

get as great a wife as his father did.

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Every mother generally hopes t

Every mother generally hopes that

her daughter will snag a better husband

than she managed to do…

but

she’s certain that her boy will never

get as great a wife as his father did

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