Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

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Father: what can u do for my d

Father: what can u do for my daughter

boy: i would die for her!

Father: i dont like u

boy: why?

Father: i am lo0king for someone who would live for her,not someone who would just die and leave her alone.

HERRO BANNE SE B BEZATI HO JATI HAI.

(zubeda apa k sharif bn’ne k totky)

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Every mother generally hopes t

Every mother generally hopes that

her daughter will snag a better husband

than she managed to do…

but

she’s certain that her boy will never

get as great a wife as his father did.

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Every mother generally hopes t

Every mother generally hopes that

her daughter will snag a better husband

than she managed to do…

but

she’s certain that her boy will never

get as great a wife as his father did

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This LIFE has no existence wit

This LIFE has no existence without

astrong ally in WOMAN in every stage

of lifestarting from Motherhood to

Wife, Sister &finally a Daughter.

Happy Women’s Day !!

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A woman 1 of d most beautiful

A woman 1 of d most beautiful creation of GOD, showering her respect as daughter, feel her care in d form of a sister, feel her warmth in d form of a friend. Y did God create man 1st b4 creating a woman?Of cors, becuz its alwys gud 2 mke a raf draft 1st b4 mkng a MASTERPIECE..”

~ Happy Womens day SMS

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Happy womans day to all the

Happy woman’s day to all the lovely ladies here…..

You can prove to the world that you are the best,

just keep faith in yourself and try to widen the boundaries around you.

You are an obedient daughter, a lovely wife and a responsible mother.

What if some people are opposing women reservation bill for their cheap

motives, tell the world that you can reach to the top without these reservations

and support from a man’s world….

Keep rocking always…three cheers to all of us…

Wishing you a Happy Woman’s day.

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A Good daughter says 2 her lov

A Good daughter says 2 her lover:

Han ye sach he k mujy tmse mhbt he..

Ye b sach he k me tmhari chaht hu.

Pr mri zindgi me chahto ki kami to nhi..

Rishte or b hain sirf tum hi to nhi..

Apni zat k is pahlu sy aj milwaun tmhe..

Me kya hu kesi hu zara btlaun tmhe..

Me apni maa ki trbiyt me dhala sancha hu..

Apne baba ki umedo se pur ik khaka hu..

Apne bhai ki gairat hu janti hu me..

Mjse hi hai ghar ki izat manti hu me..

To behak jaun me ye kbi mumkin hi nhi..

K dil wo sb b rkhte hain,

sirf hum tum hi to nhi..

Mohabat wo nai jo rishty bhula dyti ho..

Muhabat wo hy jo bzurgon ki dua lyti ho… :)

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From A Boy to A Man!

From A Boy to A Man…!

I was Born,

A Woman was there to Hold ME:- MY MOTHER,

I Grew as a Child,

A Woman was there to Care for ME & Play with ME:-

MY SISTER,

I went to School,

A Woman was there to help ME Learn:-

MY TEACHER,

I Became Depressed or was Lost,

A Woman was there to Offer a Shoulder:-

MY GIRL FRIEND,

I Needed Company, Compatability & Love,

A woman was there for ME:-

MY WIFE,

I became tough, A Woman was there to Melt ME:-

MY DAUGHTER,

When i Die,

A Woman is there to Absorb ME:-

MY MOTHERLAND

If I go to heaven,

A Woman will also there to receive Me:-

MY HEAVENLY WIFE HOOR,

If you are A Man,

Value Every Woman &

If you are A Woman be Proud of urself:)

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Narrated Ali bin Abi Talib

Narrated ‘Ali bin Abi Talib

One night Allah’s Apostle came to me and Fatima, the daughter of the Prophet and asked, “Won’t you pray (at night)?” I said, “O Allah’s Apostle! Our souls are in the hands of Allah and if He wants us to get up He will make us get up.” When I said that, he left us without saying anything and I heard that he was hitting his thigh and saying, “But man is more quarrelsome than anything.” (18.54)

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