DOODH SMS

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“;/” :. : :.)’!,!,!””^!,!,!”

Gaiya bhej raha hu

Roz 10 kg Doodh deti Hay

Doodh bech K balance daal lena:p

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Memon Ka Beta: Abu 5 Ropay Do

Memon Ka Beta: Abu 5 Ropay Do Na

Abu: Nahin Dun Ga

Beta: Abu Day Do, Doodh Walay Aur Ami Ki

Ek Baat Bataun Ga.

Abu: Ye Lo 10 Rupay, Jaldi Batao..

Beta: Doodh Wala Ami Ko Bol Raha Tha K

Abhi Tak Is Maheenay K Pesay Nahi Diay

KaL Say Doodh Nahi Milay Ga.

Sirf Memon Hi Memon Say Pesa Nikalwa

Sakta Hai.

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I am Veena I am Veena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

Lund ki dushman SEX me hai jeena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

Shareefon ki aarzu nahi Chodey mujhe koi Kameena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

Doodh peena to sirf mere Mammon se hi peena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

Maar Maar k Phudi meri nikalo mera Paseena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

Maro meri Phudi or laga do 9wan maheena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

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Teacher : Batao agar paani na

Teacher : Batao agar paani na hota to kia hota..??

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Student : Or kuch to pata nahi lekin DOODH zaror khalis hota…

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Zardari doodh waly ki dukaan p

Zardari doodh waly ki dukaan pe gaya or kaha: Kuttay k liye ek kilo doodh de do.

Dukan wala: Yahin piyo gay ya parcel kar don?

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Pathan ny Sehri k liye Doodh m

Pathan ny Sehri k liye Doodh me

Jalebian Bhigo k

rkhin.

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Jb sehri ka time hoa

tu pathan ne apni

Bv sy kaha k ja kr Jalebion wala

piyala lao

,

Bv ne dekha wo

jalebian to Billi

kha gai hy

os ne jub pathan ko bataya

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pathan ny

kambal orty hoye

kaha phr Billi sy kehna roza b wo hi Rkhy

Pathan KI THAGYAN.

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: Majeed Rikshey Wala 2:

: Majeed Rikshey Wala

2: Latif Chai Wala

3: Sagheer Bus (W11) Wala

4: Karamat Mochi

5: Jamil Driver

6: Niyaz Khusra

7: Basharat Doodh Wala

Hahahahahaha………………!!!!;P

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Class me 1 larki Bskit kha rah

Class me 1 larki Bskit kha rahi thi.,

thora sa kha kar Braizer me chhupa lya

Sir bolay:

kya kar rahi ho

Sath wala bola:

Sir doodh me dubo dubo ke kha rahi hai

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Techr 2 a stdnt of KG: T

Techr 2 a stdnt of KG:

Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?

Student:

Main

Sir:

Wo Kaise?

Student:

Maine MuMMaY Ka Doodh Peena chor Diya Hai

Lekin PAPA Abhi Bhi Peete Hain:-D

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Jannat Main Rajab Nami Nehar H

Jannat Main Rajab Nami Nehar Hai,

Jo Doodh Say Zyada Safaid,

Shehad Say Zyada Meethi Hai.

Jo Mah-e-Rajab Main 1 Roza Rakhe,

Woh Iss Nehar Say Serab Hoga.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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