Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo

Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo,

kanjus ek phone nahi kar sakte, kam se kam ek SMS to kiya karo…

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\GØØD \MØRÑIÑG

\GØØD//

\MØRÑIÑG//

Aaj Subah ka NASHTA meri traf se…@

Chaie

; ;

c(‘””)

””

Anda

,+””+

‘~~~”

paratha is plate ma hy

,_________,

‘======’

doodh

|”””‘|

|____|

utho or nashta kr lo thanda ho raha hy..

GOOD MORNING.

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WO QOUM KIA LARHE GI, KIS TARH

WO QOUM KIA LARHE GI, KIS TARHA AAGY BARHE GI, JIS KI RAGON MEIN HO AESA TONIC RAWAN…

ROZ-E-MEHSHAR MAAEN BAKHSHEN GI DOODH KIS KO… BDABBY KA DOODH PEE KAR MUNNA JAWAN HOA HE.

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Agar ye Hukomat 5 saal

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Agar ye Hukomat 5 saal rAhi to

“cheeni choot se zyada mengi ho

jaygi,

“Doodh sirf mummon me hoga.

“Gas sirf gand se niklegi.

“pani sirf lund se kharij hoga.

or

“currnt sirf tatto se ayega,

jeye Mr.khappy

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Budget 2015 Chawal 1 Rup

Budget 2015

Chawal 1 Rupay k 2 Danay,

Daal 50 Paise ki 4 Danay,

Oil 10 Rupay k 2 Drops,

Doodh 2 Rupay ka 1 Qatra.

Zaroori Note:Jo bhi ye sab cheezen ek sath khareedega,usay Asli Desi Ghee ki Khushbu Muft sunghai jayegi.

Aur

Petrol Free dekhaya jaye ga”

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Nokr Malik Se: Sa

Nokr Malik Se:

Sahab ye Ap 1 Than Wali Bhains Q Le Aaye 1 To Itna Sa Doodh Deti Hy Or Wo B Kaafi Der Maslny K Baad.

Malik:

Abay Bhosri waly Wo Bhains Nhi,

Bhainsa Hy,

Nokr:

Tu Pehly Batana Tha Me Tu kal Se Apko Usi ki Chaai Pila Raha Hon!

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I am Veena I am Veena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

Lund ki dushman SEX me hai jeena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

Shareefon ki aarzu nahi Chodey mujhe koi Kameena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

Doodh peena to sirf mere Mammon se hi peena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

Maar Maar k Phudi meri nikalo mera Paseena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

Maro meri Phudi or laga do 9wan maheena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

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Dulha k Kmray min aty hi Dulha

Dulha k Kmray min aty hi Dulhan Brazier utarny lagi

Dulha: Ye kia kar rhi ho?

Dulhan: ammi ne kaha tha Dulha jesy hi kamray mein aye sab se pehle doodh pilana

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Pathan: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh

Pathan: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Shrbat Me Dala Phat Gaya

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Pathan : LIMOO PANI Me..!

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Kia Aap Jante hen:

Kia Aap Jante hen:

Hamare piyare

NABI

(S.A.W.W)

K

WALID KA

NAME

=ABDULLAH

DADA

=ABDUL-MUTTALIB

DaaDi

=Fatima bint e Amir

NANA

=WAHAB

WALIDA

=HAZRAT AMINA

NANI

=BIRRAH

AAP KI

AZVAAJ KI

TADAD :11

SHEHZADAY: 3

SHEHZADIYAN: 4

CHACHA: 14

PHOPHIYAN: 6

DOODH SHAREEK

BHAI: 6

DOODH SHAREEK

BEHNEiN: 3

DAMAAD: 3

NAWASAY: 5

NAWASIYAN: 3

MOAZZAN: 4

PEHRAY-DAR: 9

GHULAM: 40

Plz 4ward 2 refresh knowledge of youth!

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Doodh Pelai Ki Rasam K Waqt Du

Doodh Pelai Ki Rasam K Waqt Dulhay Ki 1 Sali Ne Kaha:

Me To 1100 Lungi

2nd Sali Boli Me To 1200 Lungi

Dulhe Ne Kaha K 200 Uper LeLena Lekin Akele Men Pilana,

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Qadar Maa ki agar koi jaan le,

Qadar Maa ki agar koi jaan le,

apni Jannat ko dunya mein pehchan le,

Jab tu paida hua kitna majboor tha,

yeh Jahan teri sochon se b door tha,

Hath paaon b jab tere apne na thay,

teri aankhon mein dunya k sapne na thay,

Tujhko aata sirf rona he tha,

Doodh p k kaam tera sona he tha,

Tujhko chalna sikhaya tha maanne teri,

Tujhko Dil mein basaya tha Maa ne teri…………….

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Shoaib Akhtar Ki Shadi Q Nahi

Shoaib Akhtar Ki Shadi Q Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?

Socho,

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Nhi Pata, Q K, Wo Daily 2 Liter Doodh Pita Hai, Ab Bhala Kon Larki,Itna Bara Risk Legi.

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Pathan ny Sehri k liye Doodh m

Pathan ny Sehri k liye Doodh me

Jalebian Bhigo k

rkhin.

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Jb sehri ka time hoa

tu pathan ne apni

Bv sy kaha k ja kr Jalebion wala

piyala lao

,

Bv ne dekha wo

jalebian to Billi

kha gai hy

os ne jub pathan ko bataya

.

pathan ny

kambal orty hoye

kaha phr Billi sy kehna roza b wo hi Rkhy

Pathan KI THAGYAN.

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-,,- :

(_),,~.____

“;/” :. : :.)’!,!,!””^!,!,!”

Gaiya bhej raha hu

Roz 10 kg Doodh deti Hay

Doodh bech K balance daal lena:p

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Techr 2 a stdnt of KG: T

Techr 2 a stdnt of KG:

Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?

Student:

Main

Sir:

Wo Kaise?

Student:

Maine MuMMaY Ka Doodh Peena chor Diya Hai

Lekin PAPA Abhi Bhi Peete Hain:-D

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Washing Powder Nirma Was

Washing Powder Nirma

Washing Powder Nirma

Doodh si Safedi

Nirma se Aaye

Rangeen Kapra

Bhi Khil Khil Jaye

Sabki Pasand Nirma

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Kuch Bhi Bhejo,

Log Parhte Zarur Hain, Wo Bhi Tune k Saath. :-)

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Pathan Doodh Wale Se:,

Pathan Doodh Wale Se:,

Tum 2 Din Se Kyun Nahi Aa Rahe Thay?

Doodh Wala: Meri bivi Beemaar Thi.

Pathan:,

Yaar To Bhains Ka Doodh Le Aatay.

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Sardarmari biwi itna mazq kar

Sardar;mari biwi itna mazq karti hai k kya bataon. Dost; kya mazq karti hai. Sardar; kal mainghar gya uski ankhon pr hath rkha wo mazq main boli. /DOODH WALAY HO NA/

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Garmi ki Waja se Bhenson ne Do

Garmi ki Waja se Bhenson ne Doodh kamm dena Shuru kr dia hai,

Darr hai k Doodh ki Shortage ho jaye gi,

Es liye Tamaam

GIRLS se Guzarish hai k is Mushkil Wqt me Hakumat ka sath dain,

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Aur Doodh Boil krte Wqt Zaaya Honay se Bachaain,

Kaka is dfa teri peri soch ko 51 topon ki salami

dhuz dhuz dhuz. .

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Pathan: Hont choomne do

Pathan: Hont choomne do.

Larki: Nahin lipstick uter jayegi.

Pathan: To phir Breast dabane do.

Larki: Doodh nikel jayega.

Pathan: Acha to phirwo karny do

larki: mensis mein hoon

pathan: ab ye na kehna k mujhe dast bhi hain.

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Pathan: Aik kilo Bhens ka dood

Pathan: Aik kilo Bhens ka doodh De Do.

Doodh wala: Tumhara Bartan Chota Hai

Pathan: Oh shit yara,

Acha Chalo Bakri ka De Do..

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Jannat Main Rajab Nami Nehar H

Jannat Main Rajab Nami Nehar Hai,

Jo Doodh Say Zyada Safaid,

Shehad Say Zyada Meethi Hai.

Jo Mah-e-Rajab Main 1 Roza Rakhe,

Woh Iss Nehar Say Serab Hoga.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Sardar! Meri Biwi itna mzaq kr

Sardar! Meri Biwi itna mzaq krti ha k kya bataon

Dost:kya mzaq krti ha?

Sardar! Kal main ghar gya uski ankhon pr hath rkha wo mzaq mai boli “DOODH WALAY”TUM?

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bhains rakhne ka takalluf hams

bhains rakhne ka takalluf hamse ho sakta nahin

ham ne sokhe doodh ka dabba jo hai rakha hua

ghar main rakhain ghair mehrm ko mulazim kis liye

kam karne ke liye abba jo hai rakha hua

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sharab sharir ko khatam karti

sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai

sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai

aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai

ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,

Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,

Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,

Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.

Doodh Mein Uria, Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda,

Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide, Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab,

Ab Hum Kya Kare, Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab..

Botal Chupa dena kafan mein meri

Shamshan mein piya karunga

Jab mangega hisab khuda ;

To use bhi peg bana kar diya karunga?

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Sir: Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumh

Sir:

Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?

Student:

Main.

Sir:

Wo Kaise?

Student:

Maine Mummy Ka Doodh Peena Chhod Diya Hai

Lekin PAPA Abhi Bhi Peete Hain

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1 aurat apne bache ko doodh pi

1 aurat apne bache ko doodh pilate howe boli

P le kaminay tera baap tu is k liye pagal hua rehta hai aur tu nakhrey kar rha hai. .*

r O c K I N G….. . .

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1 mard ki thakawat duniya ki

1- mard ki thakawat duniya ki koi chez nai utar skti siwae orat k

2- orat ke jism ki sari garmi us ke boobs main hoti hai

3- sex ke doran agar mard orat ke boobs se apna chest touch na kre to zyada time laga skta hai

4- Orat ko sex se pehle itna garm karo ke us ka pani nikal jae phir ussy kro ge to 2 min main he satisfy ho jae gi

“Prof Nargis” ki kitab

” Doodh ka doodh, pani ka pani ” se iktebaas.

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* Shekh sahab: Yaar aaj teri

*. .Shekh sahab: Yaar aaj teri bhabi ghar pe nhi ha warna main tumko chai pilata.

PATHAN : O Yaara kanjoosi mat kr, doodh bazar se b mil jata hai. .*

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Pathan ko raste se brazier mil

Pathan ko raste se brazier mila,woh samne ghar gya or darwaza bjaya…!!Larki ai or poocha kya hy?Pathan: Baji yeh lo ap ka doodh ka bartan bahir para tha. .*

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Agar apko Rozey me Bhook Lagti

Agar apko Rozey me Bhook Lagti ho Tu Sehri ke waqt

BISMILaH parh kar

1 Kilo Dahi,

1 Glass Doodh,

3 Se 4 Parathey,

2 Glass Lassi,

2 Zinger Burger,

4 Eggs Fry,

3 Eggs Boil,

4 Se 6 Glass Paani,

Chiken 2 se 3 Pieces,

Maggi 1 Packet,

6 Banana,

2 Double Biryani,

4 Naan with qorma kha len. INSHA ALLAH bhok ni lagi gi.

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ek baar ek cyclewala doodh ki

ek baar ek cyclewala doodh ki kitli lekar ja raha rehta hai! Aur jate jate use rasste main bahut traffic lagta hai, thoda time hone ke baad woh kitli main se saara doodh pee leta hai!!!!!!! Kyun?

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Socho

socho

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Are thoda aur socho!

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Nahi jam raha ,

chalo thik hai main hi bata deta hun!!!!!!!

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Kyun ki peeche se saare vehicles […]

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Chaltay Hain Jab Hussain AS

Chaltay Hain Jab Hussain (A.S) Madeenay Ko Chhor Kar

Nana (S.A.W.W) K Baad Pohanchay Hain Maan (S.A) K Mazaar Per

Pehlay Toa Aansuon Se Woh Kartay Hain Khak Tar

Phir Boltay Hain Qabar Ki Miti Ko Choom Kar

Amman (S.A) Hussain (A.S) Per Toa Qayamat Ka Waqt Hai

Ab Doodh Bakhsh Dijiye Rukhsat Ka Waqt Hai

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Types Of Mammay A Azaad mamma

Types Of Mammay. A Azaad mammay B Bare mammay C Choosne wale mammay D Doodh wale mammay E Enlarged mammay F Farig mammay G Goray mammay H Haseen mammay I Inqalabi mammay J Joulse huwe mammay K Kale mammay L Latke hue mammay M Methe mammay N Nmkeen mammay O Oye hoye mammay P Pyase mammay Q Qatil mammay R Rangeen mammay S Shoqeen mammay T Tarboozi mammay U Udaas mammay V Vehshi mammay W Wow mammay X Xciting mammay Y Yummy mammay Z zalim mammay.

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Teacher : Batao agar paani na

Teacher : Batao agar paani na hota to kia hota..??

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Student : Or kuch to pata nahi lekin DOODH zaror khalis hota…

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Gujr: Puttar teno es sal motor

Gujr: Puttar teno es sal motorcycle lazmi le k deni ae pawain to pass howen ya fail.

Putar: Hain Abba?

Gujr: Han puttar J pass hoea to CD-70 college jan lai jay fail hoyea ty YAMAHA doodh wechin lai

(03006329056)

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Bachey Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri

Bachey Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hai Bachey Ki

“MAA KA DOODH”

0R

Bachey K Baap Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hai Bachey Ki

“MAA KI CHOOT”

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Sardarni, sardar ko doctor k p

Sardarni, sardar ko doctor k pas ley kar gai.

Doctor: main ney ye medicin likh di hai ye ap ney doodh k sath khilani hai.

Sardarni:

Sajjay naal k khabbay naal.

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Maine us se naam jo pucha?br

Maine us se naam jo pucha?

Usne badnam likh bheyja.

Maine pucha tere mamay kaise hain?

Us ne doodh ki dukan likh bheyja.

Maine pucha teri choot kaisi hai?

Us ne factory ka godaam likh bheyja.

Maine pucha kabhi tatta dekha hai?

Wo bari benchod nikli yaar

Us ne, TERA, naam likh bheja..

don’t mind,

mai dekh lon ga us dalli ko,

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sharab sharir ko khatam karti

sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai

sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai

aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai

ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,

Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,

Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,

Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.

Doodh Mein Uria, Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda,

Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide, Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab,

Ab Hum Kya Kare, Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab..

Botal Chupa dena kafan mein meri

Shamshan mein piya karunga

Jab mangega hisab khuda ;

To use bhi peg bana kar diya karunga?

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Baap bete se: Beta doodh

Baap bete se:

Beta doodh ka glass pi lo.

Beta: No Dady,

muje nhi pina

Baap: Beta jan agr doodh nhi piyoge to baray kese hogay?

Beta: Dady apko bhi to doodh pasand nahi hai,

phir bhi aap baray ho gaey hain

main bhi nahi piunga to bara ho jaunga

Baap: Achey bachey zid nahi kartey

agr mere achey betey ho to doodh pee lo jaldi se

Beta: OK Dady

Or is trha uskay betay ne sara doodh pe lya

Msg ghor sy perhnay ka shukriya

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1 Raat Hazrat PEER ALTAF BHAI

1 Raat Hazrat PEER ALTAF BHAI

Al-Maroof M.Q.M

(Pistol Walay BaBa)

Ek Shakhs K Khwab Myn Aaye

Aur Kaha:

Jo Shakhs Apny Elaqay Myn 12 TT Pistol Taqseem Kry Ga

Usay Jald 9-Zero Ki Zyart Naseeb Hogi

Plz

Ignore Mat Krna

Burns Road Pe Ek Shakhs Ny Isay Jhoot Smjha

Uski bori bnd lash mili

Ek Shakhs Ny Iska Mazaq Uraya To

Uska Mobile Chhin Gya

Orangi Town Myn Ek Doodh Waly Ny Isay Sach Samjha

Aur Isay 20 Logon Ko Send Kr Dia Wo

“Town NAZIM” Ban gia.

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Samandar k Karway PANI ko ALLA

Samandar k Karway PANI ko ALLAH meetha ker k uthata hay,Or barish ki shakal mei barsata hay, Baraf bana ker pak kerta hay , wahan se nadi, nalon, ki surat Darya mei girte hoey Zamino ko sairab karta wapas samandar mei ja girta hay,yehi pani bakri se doodh, hiran se mushk, makhi se shehad, saanp se zehar, seep se nagina,or insan k liyay zindagy ban jata hay, yehi pani darakhton mei AAM, SAIB, ANAAR NARYAL ban jata hay, phir sabka rang, zaiqa, khushbu, taseer alag or juda. ye sab ajaibaat ALLAH ney ek pani mei rekhe hain, AUR TUM APNAY RAB KI KON KON SI NAIMATON KO JHUTLAAOGAY?

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maa ka pyar kya hota haibr

“maa ka pyar kya hota hai”

“sms 1″

Jab Tu Paida Huwa Kitna Majboor Tha

Yeh Jahan Teri Sonch Se Bhi Dour Tha

Haath Paaon Bhi Tab Tere Apney Na Thay

Teri Ankhon Main Duniya Ke Sapney Na Thay

Tujh Ko Aata Sirf Rona Hi Tha

Doodh Pi Ke Kaam Tera Sona Hi Tha

Tujh Ko Chalna Sikhaya Tha Maa Ne Teri

Tujh Ko Dil Main Basaya Tha Maa Ne Teri

Maa Ke Saaye Main Parwaan Charne Laga

Waqt Ke Sath Qad Tera Barne Laga

Dhirey Dhirey Tu Jawan Ho Gaya

Tujh Pe Saara Jahan Meharban Ho Gaya

Zor-E- Bazoo Pe Tu Baat Karne Laga

Khud Hi Sajney Laga Khud Sanwarney Laga

Ek Din Ek Ladki Tujhe Bhaa Gayei

Ban Ke Dulhan Woh Tere Ghar Agayei

Ab Faraayez Se Tu Door Hone Laga

Beej Nafrat Ka Khud Hi Tu Bolney Laga

Phir Tu Maa Baap Ko Bhi Bhulane Laga

Teer Baton Ke Phir Tu Chalaane Laga

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: Majeed Rikshey Wala 2:

: Majeed Rikshey Wala

2: Latif Chai Wala

3: Sagheer Bus (W11) Wala

4: Karamat Mochi

5: Jamil Driver

6: Niyaz Khusra

7: Basharat Doodh Wala

Hahahahahaha………………!!!!;P

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Class me 1 larki Bskit kha rah

Class me 1 larki Bskit kha rahi thi.,

thora sa kha kar Braizer me chhupa lya

Sir bolay:

kya kar rahi ho

Sath wala bola:

Sir doodh me dubo dubo ke kha rahi hai

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Madam bathroom se naha k nikli

Madam bathroom se naha k nikli to dekha nokar jhank raha tha,

Madam-kyu jhank rahe the?

Nokar-Apne hi to kaha tha me naha rahi ho tum DOODH

dekhte rehna:-D

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Memon Ka Beta: Abu 5 Ropay Do

Memon Ka Beta: Abu 5 Ropay Do Na

Abu: Nahin Dun Ga

Beta: Abu Day Do, Doodh Walay Aur Ami Ki

Ek Baat Bataun Ga.

Abu: Ye Lo 10 Rupay, Jaldi Batao..

Beta: Doodh Wala Ami Ko Bol Raha Tha K

Abhi Tak Is Maheenay K Pesay Nahi Diay

KaL Say Doodh Nahi Milay Ga.

Sirf Memon Hi Memon Say Pesa Nikalwa

Sakta Hai.

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Frman e MustafaSallallahoAleh

Frman-e-Mustafa(SallallahoAlehiWasallam):

Jisne kisi ko doodh ya chandi di ya nabina ko rasta btaya usy 1 gulam azad krny ka swab milega.

(AlEhsan Ibne Habban J-7 P278)

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Memon ka beta: abbu 2 Rp

Memon ka beta:

abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :

Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy….?

LIBRA SUNAAR

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Doodh pelai ki rasm k wqt dulh

Doodh pelai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:

me to 1100 lungi

2nd sali boli me to 1200 lungi

pechy sy ek pathan bola: 1650 lelo Baji us me FM b hy..

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Zardari doodh waly ki dukaan p

Zardari doodh waly ki dukaan pe gaya or kaha: Kuttay k liye ek kilo doodh de do.

Dukan wala: Yahin piyo gay ya parcel kar don?

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1 sardar jungle se guzae raha

1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha.

us ne dekha ke aik saanp darakht se lataka huwa hai.

Sardar; doodh bhi piya karo sirf latakne se hight nahee barhe gee,

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Ek Admi ne apni Wife ko Letter

Ek Admi ne apni Wife ko Letter Likha

Ke

Begum is Month salary nahi mili salary ke Badle 100 Kiss Bhej raha ho

I love U.

Wife Ne reply kiya

Aapka Letter mila

Salary ke badle

100 KISS miLay,

16 Kiss Sabzi waLay ko diye,

29 Kiss School k Principal ko Diye,

Doodh wala 7 kiss pe Razi nahi hua

Usko 38 kiss dene paray,

10 malk mkaan. Ko dye jb k 5 kiss extra fqer ko b dni pari.

Mahina Aram se Guzar Jayega.

Dont worry

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BREAKiNG NEwS Abhi Abhi

BREAKiNG NEwS

Abhi Abhi news pe bataya hai k water pump par

Pathano k hotel par MQM k karkuno

ne zabardast

Doodh pati chai p or paise de k chaly gae.

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DrPatient se: Tum Bohat

Dr.Patient se:

Tum Bohat kamzor ho Doodh Daba k Piyo.

After Month!

DR:

Tum Abi Tal kamzor ho?

Patient:

Dr.Sahab wo sirf dabane deti hai peene nahi deti…

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Bujha lo aa k seenay say ishq

Bujha lo aa k seenay say ishq ki piyaas. .

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Veena Malik de rahi hai apna doodh

5 rupay glass

5 rupay glass

5 rupay glass…

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JANNAT Ki Nehr ka namRAJABhe

JANNAT Ki Nehr ka nam”RAJAB”he Jiska pani doodh se ziada safed,Shehd se ziada meetha,Or barf se ziada thanda he,Is Nehr se wo pani piega jo RAJAB k mahine me roza rakhega (Mukashifatul-quloob P#301)

RAJAB MUBARAK…duaon mein yad rakhna….

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Dr:Mareez se ? Tum boht

Dr.:Mareez se ?

Tum boht kamzor ho Doodh daba k piyo.

(after 1 month)

DR:

Tum abhi tak kamzor ho ?

:Mareez,

Dr, Sahab wo sirf dabane deti hy peene nahi deti…!

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Pathan shop pe ja k: Aik kilo

“Pathan shop pe ja k: Aik kilo Bhains ka doodh de do.

Shopkeeper:

Tmhara bartan chota hai.

Pathan:

Acha Bakri ka de do.

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1 Lrki Ghr Ki Chat pe Khari th

1 Lrki Ghr Ki Chat pe Khari thi,Or 1 Lrkay ko “BREAST” Hila k dikha Rahi Thi,

Lrkay Ne B Lun Nikala Or Hilane Laga,

Lrki Ghuse Main Neechay utri Or Boli Mera Matlab tha k Doodh Wala kb Aaye ga?

Lrka Bola To Mera B yehi Matlab tha k aj pakistan ka match hai doodh wale ka LUN ayega…*

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na jane kyon mere kadam

na jane kyon mere kadam

us maa ki jholi dekhkar tthehar gaye,

wahin per tow uska baccaha

bhook se roye ja raha tha.

bacchey ki bhook ko mehsoos kar

maa ke aansu bhi

laal rang pakad chuke tthey.

uski adhkhuli chaati ka

doodh sookh jo chuka tha.

wahin kuch bhookey bhediye

maa ka shareer ghoor rahe tthey.

woh uss maa mein

aurat talaash rahe tthey.

apni aankhon se jaise

nimantran de rahe hon

uss laachaari ko.

majboor maa duvidha ke

gehre saagar mein doobti

bacchey ki bhook ki khaatir

har kadam utthaaney ko

majboor thi tayaar thi.

samaaj ki aisi vyatha

ko dekhkar mujhe

ghrinaa ho gayi thi khud se,

laga jaise yeh ‘samaaj’

mera hee tow naam hai.

~**~**~

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Larki Doodh Waly Se: b

Larki Doodh Waly Se:

Bhai Aaj Kal Doodh Bohat Patla Aa Raha Hai.

Doodh Wala: Baaji Mujhe Kyon Bata Rahi Ho?

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Kisi Doctor Ko Dikhao.

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Wo kon sa Jandaar ha Jo

“Wo kon sa Jandaar ha

Jo Anday b deta ha or Doodh b?

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Socho!

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Dukandr

(“.)

/) )_//_

Lo daso aini gal da v nai pta!

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Sardar to milkman: yaar tum 2

Sardar to milkman: yaar tum 2 din se kyon nahi aa rahay thay??

Milkman: aap ki bhabhi ki tabeeat kharab thi

Sardar: to koi baat nahi! bhains ka doodh he le aatay!

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