BREAKiNG NEwS Abhi Abhi

BREAKiNG NEwS

Abhi Abhi news pe bataya hai k water pump par

Pathano k hotel par MQM k karkuno

ne zabardast

Doodh pati chai p or paise de k chaly gae.

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Zardari doodh waly ki dukaan p

Zardari doodh waly ki dukaan pe gaya or kaha: Kuttay k liye ek kilo doodh de do.

Dukan wala: Yahin piyo gay ya parcel kar don?

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Class me 1 larki Bskit kha rah

Class me 1 larki Bskit kha rahi thi.,

thora sa kha kar Braizer me chhupa lya

Sir bolay:

kya kar rahi ho

Sath wala bola:

Sir doodh me dubo dubo ke kha rahi hai

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I am Veena I am Veena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

Lund ki dushman SEX me hai jeena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

Shareefon ki aarzu nahi Chodey mujhe koi Kameena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

Doodh peena to sirf mere Mammon se hi peena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

Maar Maar k Phudi meri nikalo mera Paseena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

Maro meri Phudi or laga do 9wan maheena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

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Wo kon sa Jandaar ha Jo

“Wo kon sa Jandaar ha

Jo Anday b deta ha or Doodh b?

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Socho!

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Dukandr

(“.)

/) )_//_

Lo daso aini gal da v nai pta!

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: Majeed Rikshey Wala 2:

: Majeed Rikshey Wala

2: Latif Chai Wala

3: Sagheer Bus (W11) Wala

4: Karamat Mochi

5: Jamil Driver

6: Niyaz Khusra

7: Basharat Doodh Wala

Hahahahahaha………………!!!!;P

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Memon Ka Beta: Abu 5 Ropay Do

Memon Ka Beta: Abu 5 Ropay Do Na

Abu: Nahin Dun Ga

Beta: Abu Day Do, Doodh Walay Aur Ami Ki

Ek Baat Bataun Ga.

Abu: Ye Lo 10 Rupay, Jaldi Batao..

Beta: Doodh Wala Ami Ko Bol Raha Tha K

Abhi Tak Is Maheenay K Pesay Nahi Diay

KaL Say Doodh Nahi Milay Ga.

Sirf Memon Hi Memon Say Pesa Nikalwa

Sakta Hai.

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Sardar to milkman: yaar tum 2

Sardar to milkman: yaar tum 2 din se kyon nahi aa rahay thay??

Milkman: aap ki bhabhi ki tabeeat kharab thi

Sardar: to koi baat nahi! bhains ka doodh he le aatay!

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bhains rakhne ka takalluf hams

bhains rakhne ka takalluf hamse ho sakta nahin

ham ne sokhe doodh ka dabba jo hai rakha hua

ghar main rakhain ghair mehrm ko mulazim kis liye

kam karne ke liye abba jo hai rakha hua

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DrPatient se: Tum Bohat

Dr.Patient se:

Tum Bohat kamzor ho Doodh Daba k Piyo.

After Month!

DR:

Tum Abi Tal kamzor ho?

Patient:

Dr.Sahab wo sirf dabane deti hai peene nahi deti…

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Larki Doodh Waly Se: b

Larki Doodh Waly Se:

Bhai Aaj Kal Doodh Bohat Patla Aa Raha Hai.

Doodh Wala: Baaji Mujhe Kyon Bata Rahi Ho?

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Kisi Doctor Ko Dikhao.

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sharab sharir ko khatam karti

sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai

sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai

aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai

ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,

Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,

Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,

Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.

Doodh Mein Uria, Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda,

Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide, Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab,

Ab Hum Kya Kare, Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab..

Botal Chupa dena kafan mein meri

Shamshan mein piya karunga

Jab mangega hisab khuda ;

To use bhi peg bana kar diya karunga?

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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1 sardar jungle se guzae raha

1 sardar jungle se guzae raha tha.

us ne dekha ke aik saanp darakht se lataka huwa hai.

Sardar; doodh bhi piya karo sirf latakne se hight nahee barhe gee,

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Pathan ny Sehri k liye Doodh m

Pathan ny Sehri k liye Doodh me

Jalebian Bhigo k

rkhin.

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Jb sehri ka time hoa

tu pathan ne apni

Bv sy kaha k ja kr Jalebion wala

piyala lao

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Bv ne dekha wo

jalebian to Billi

kha gai hy

os ne jub pathan ko bataya

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pathan ny

kambal orty hoye

kaha phr Billi sy kehna roza b wo hi Rkhy

Pathan KI THAGYAN.

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1 Lrki Ghr Ki Chat pe Khari th

1 Lrki Ghr Ki Chat pe Khari thi,Or 1 Lrkay ko “BREAST” Hila k dikha Rahi Thi,

Lrkay Ne B Lun Nikala Or Hilane Laga,

Lrki Ghuse Main Neechay utri Or Boli Mera Matlab tha k Doodh Wala kb Aaye ga?

Lrka Bola To Mera B yehi Matlab tha k aj pakistan ka match hai doodh wale ka LUN ayega…*

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Madam bathroom se naha k nikli

Madam bathroom se naha k nikli to dekha nokar jhank raha tha,

Madam-kyu jhank rahe the?

Nokar-Apne hi to kaha tha me naha rahi ho tum DOODH

dekhte rehna:-D

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Pathan ko raste se brazier mil

Pathan ko raste se brazier mila,woh samne ghar gya or darwaza bjaya…!!Larki ai or poocha kya hy?Pathan: Baji yeh lo ap ka doodh ka bartan bahir para tha. .*

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Shoaib Akhtar Ki Shadi Q Nahi

Shoaib Akhtar Ki Shadi Q Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?

Socho,

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Nhi Pata, Q K, Wo Daily 2 Liter Doodh Pita Hai, Ab Bhala Kon Larki,Itna Bara Risk Legi.

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Chaltay Hain Jab Hussain AS

Chaltay Hain Jab Hussain (A.S) Madeenay Ko Chhor Kar

Nana (S.A.W.W) K Baad Pohanchay Hain Maan (S.A) K Mazaar Per

Pehlay Toa Aansuon Se Woh Kartay Hain Khak Tar

Phir Boltay Hain Qabar Ki Miti Ko Choom Kar

Amman (S.A) Hussain (A.S) Per Toa Qayamat Ka Waqt Hai

Ab Doodh Bakhsh Dijiye Rukhsat Ka Waqt Hai

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Agar apko Rozey me Bhook Lagti

Agar apko Rozey me Bhook Lagti ho Tu Sehri ke waqt

BISMILaH parh kar

1 Kilo Dahi,

1 Glass Doodh,

3 Se 4 Parathey,

2 Glass Lassi,

2 Zinger Burger,

4 Eggs Fry,

3 Eggs Boil,

4 Se 6 Glass Paani,

Chiken 2 se 3 Pieces,

Maggi 1 Packet,

6 Banana,

2 Double Biryani,

4 Naan with qorma kha len. INSHA ALLAH bhok ni lagi gi.

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Washing Powder Nirma Was

Washing Powder Nirma

Washing Powder Nirma

Doodh si Safedi

Nirma se Aaye

Rangeen Kapra

Bhi Khil Khil Jaye

Sabki Pasand Nirma

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Kuch Bhi Bhejo,

Log Parhte Zarur Hain, Wo Bhi Tune k Saath. :-)

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Doodh Pelai Ki Rasam K Waqt Du

Doodh Pelai Ki Rasam K Waqt Dulhay Ki 1 Sali Ne Kaha:

Me To 1100 Lungi

2nd Sali Boli Me To 1200 Lungi

Dulhe Ne Kaha K 200 Uper LeLena Lekin Akele Men Pilana,

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JANNAT Ki Nehr ka namRAJABhe

JANNAT Ki Nehr ka nam”RAJAB”he Jiska pani doodh se ziada safed,Shehd se ziada meetha,Or barf se ziada thanda he,Is Nehr se wo pani piega jo RAJAB k mahine me roza rakhega (Mukashifatul-quloob P#301)

RAJAB MUBARAK…duaon mein yad rakhna….

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Types Of Mammay A Azaad mamma

Types Of Mammay. A Azaad mammay B Bare mammay C Choosne wale mammay D Doodh wale mammay E Enlarged mammay F Farig mammay G Goray mammay H Haseen mammay I Inqalabi mammay J Joulse huwe mammay K Kale mammay L Latke hue mammay M Methe mammay N Nmkeen mammay O Oye hoye mammay P Pyase mammay Q Qatil mammay R Rangeen mammay S Shoqeen mammay T Tarboozi mammay U Udaas mammay V Vehshi mammay W Wow mammay X Xciting mammay Y Yummy mammay Z zalim mammay.

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Ek Admi ne apni Wife ko Letter

Ek Admi ne apni Wife ko Letter Likha

Ke

Begum is Month salary nahi mili salary ke Badle 100 Kiss Bhej raha ho

I love U.

Wife Ne reply kiya

Aapka Letter mila

Salary ke badle

100 KISS miLay,

16 Kiss Sabzi waLay ko diye,

29 Kiss School k Principal ko Diye,

Doodh wala 7 kiss pe Razi nahi hua

Usko 38 kiss dene paray,

10 malk mkaan. Ko dye jb k 5 kiss extra fqer ko b dni pari.

Mahina Aram se Guzar Jayega.

Dont worry

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Bujha lo aa k seenay say ishq

Bujha lo aa k seenay say ishq ki piyaas. .

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Veena Malik de rahi hai apna doodh

5 rupay glass

5 rupay glass

5 rupay glass…

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Garmi ki Waja se Bhenson ne Do

Garmi ki Waja se Bhenson ne Doodh kamm dena Shuru kr dia hai,

Darr hai k Doodh ki Shortage ho jaye gi,

Es liye Tamaam

GIRLS se Guzarish hai k is Mushkil Wqt me Hakumat ka sath dain,

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Aur Doodh Boil krte Wqt Zaaya Honay se Bachaain,

Kaka is dfa teri peri soch ko 51 topon ki salami

dhuz dhuz dhuz. .

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1 mard ki thakawat duniya ki

1- mard ki thakawat duniya ki koi chez nai utar skti siwae orat k

2- orat ke jism ki sari garmi us ke boobs main hoti hai

3- sex ke doran agar mard orat ke boobs se apna chest touch na kre to zyada time laga skta hai

4- Orat ko sex se pehle itna garm karo ke us ka pani nikal jae phir ussy kro ge to 2 min main he satisfy ho jae gi

“Prof Nargis” ki kitab

” Doodh ka doodh, pani ka pani ” se iktebaas.

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Teacher : Batao agar paani na

Teacher : Batao agar paani na hota to kia hota..??

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Student : Or kuch to pata nahi lekin DOODH zaror khalis hota…

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Pathan shop pe ja k: Aik kilo

“Pathan shop pe ja k: Aik kilo Bhains ka doodh de do.

Shopkeeper:

Tmhara bartan chota hai.

Pathan:

Acha Bakri ka de do.

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Bachey Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri

Bachey Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hai Bachey Ki

“MAA KA DOODH”

0R

Bachey K Baap Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hai Bachey Ki

“MAA KI CHOOT”

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WO QOUM KIA LARHE GI, KIS TARH

WO QOUM KIA LARHE GI, KIS TARHA AAGY BARHE GI, JIS KI RAGON MEIN HO AESA TONIC RAWAN…

ROZ-E-MEHSHAR MAAEN BAKHSHEN GI DOODH KIS KO… BDABBY KA DOODH PEE KAR MUNNA JAWAN HOA HE.

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