Teacher : Batao agar paani na

Teacher : Batao agar paani na hota to kia hota..??

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Student : Or kuch to pata nahi lekin DOODH zaror khalis hota…

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I am Veena I am Veena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

Lund ki dushman SEX me hai jeena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

Shareefon ki aarzu nahi Chodey mujhe koi Kameena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

Doodh peena to sirf mere Mammon se hi peena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

Maar Maar k Phudi meri nikalo mera Paseena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

Maro meri Phudi or laga do 9wan maheena

“I am Veena”

“I am Veena”

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Memon Ka Beta: Abu 5 Ropay Do

Memon Ka Beta: Abu 5 Ropay Do Na

Abu: Nahin Dun Ga

Beta: Abu Day Do, Doodh Walay Aur Ami Ki

Ek Baat Bataun Ga.

Abu: Ye Lo 10 Rupay, Jaldi Batao..

Beta: Doodh Wala Ami Ko Bol Raha Tha K

Abhi Tak Is Maheenay K Pesay Nahi Diay

KaL Say Doodh Nahi Milay Ga.

Sirf Memon Hi Memon Say Pesa Nikalwa

Sakta Hai.

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Zardari doodh waly ki dukaan p

Zardari doodh waly ki dukaan pe gaya or kaha: Kuttay k liye ek kilo doodh de do.

Dukan wala: Yahin piyo gay ya parcel kar don?

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Types Of Mammay A Azaad mamma

Types Of Mammay. A Azaad mammay B Bare mammay C Choosne wale mammay D Doodh wale mammay E Enlarged mammay F Farig mammay G Goray mammay H Haseen mammay I Inqalabi mammay J Joulse huwe mammay K Kale mammay L Latke hue mammay M Methe mammay N Nmkeen mammay O Oye hoye mammay P Pyase mammay Q Qatil mammay R Rangeen mammay S Shoqeen mammay T Tarboozi mammay U Udaas mammay V Vehshi mammay W Wow mammay X Xciting mammay Y Yummy mammay Z zalim mammay.

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Kia Aap Jante hen:

Kia Aap Jante hen:

Hamare piyare

NABI

(S.A.W.W)

K

WALID KA

NAME

=ABDULLAH

DADA

=ABDUL-MUTTALIB

DaaDi

=Fatima bint e Amir

NANA

=WAHAB

WALIDA

=HAZRAT AMINA

NANI

=BIRRAH

AAP KI

AZVAAJ KI

TADAD :11

SHEHZADAY: 3

SHEHZADIYAN: 4

CHACHA: 14

PHOPHIYAN: 6

DOODH SHAREEK

BHAI: 6

DOODH SHAREEK

BEHNEiN: 3

DAMAAD: 3

NAWASAY: 5

NAWASIYAN: 3

MOAZZAN: 4

PEHRAY-DAR: 9

GHULAM: 40

Plz 4ward 2 refresh knowledge of youth!

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Class me 1 larki Bskit kha rah

Class me 1 larki Bskit kha rahi thi.,

thora sa kha kar Braizer me chhupa lya

Sir bolay:

kya kar rahi ho

Sath wala bola:

Sir doodh me dubo dubo ke kha rahi hai

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: Majeed Rikshey Wala 2:

: Majeed Rikshey Wala

2: Latif Chai Wala

3: Sagheer Bus (W11) Wala

4: Karamat Mochi

5: Jamil Driver

6: Niyaz Khusra

7: Basharat Doodh Wala

Hahahahahaha………………!!!!;P

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Wo kon sa Jandaar ha Jo

“Wo kon sa Jandaar ha

Jo Anday b deta ha or Doodh b?

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Socho!

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Dukandr

(“.)

/) )_//_

Lo daso aini gal da v nai pta!

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Techr 2 a stdnt of KG: T

Techr 2 a stdnt of KG:

Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?

Student:

Main

Sir:

Wo Kaise?

Student:

Maine MuMMaY Ka Doodh Peena chor Diya Hai

Lekin PAPA Abhi Bhi Peete Hain:-D

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