Baap bete se: Beta doodh

Baap bete se:

Beta doodh ka glass pi lo.

Beta: No Dady,

muje nhi pina

Baap: Beta jan agr doodh nhi piyoge to baray kese hogay?

Beta: Dady apko bhi to doodh pasand nahi hai,

phir bhi aap baray ho gaey hain

main bhi nahi piunga to bara ho jaunga

Baap: Achey bachey zid nahi kartey

agr mere achey betey ho to doodh pee lo jaldi se

Beta: OK Dady

Or is trha uskay betay ne sara doodh pe lya

Msg ghor sy perhnay ka shukriya

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Bujha lo aa k seenay say ishq

Bujha lo aa k seenay say ishq ki piyaas. .

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Veena Malik de rahi hai apna doodh

5 rupay glass

5 rupay glass

5 rupay glass…

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Pathan: Aik kilo Bhens ka dood

Pathan: Aik kilo Bhens ka doodh De Do.

Doodh wala: Tumhara Bartan Chota Hai

Pathan: Oh shit yara,

Acha Chalo Bakri ka De Do..

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sharab sharir ko khatam karti

sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai

sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai

aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai

ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,

Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,

Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,

Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.

Doodh Mein Uria, Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda,

Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide, Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab,

Ab Hum Kya Kare, Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab..

Botal Chupa dena kafan mein meri

Shamshan mein piya karunga

Jab mangega hisab khuda ;

To use bhi peg bana kar diya karunga?

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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DrPatient se: Tum Bohat

Dr.Patient se:

Tum Bohat kamzor ho Doodh Daba k Piyo.

After Month!

DR:

Tum Abi Tal kamzor ho?

Patient:

Dr.Sahab wo sirf dabane deti hai peene nahi deti…

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Doodh pelai ki rasm k wqt dulh

Doodh pelai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:

me to 1100 lungi

2nd sali boli me to 1200 lungi

pechy sy ek pathan bola: 1650 lelo Baji us me FM b hy..

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JANNAT Ki Nehr ka namRAJABhe

JANNAT Ki Nehr ka nam”RAJAB”he Jiska pani doodh se ziada safed,Shehd se ziada meetha,Or barf se ziada thanda he,Is Nehr se wo pani piega jo RAJAB k mahine me roza rakhega (Mukashifatul-quloob P#301)

RAJAB MUBARAK…duaon mein yad rakhna….

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Dr:Mareez se ? Tum boht

Dr.:Mareez se ?

Tum boht kamzor ho Doodh daba k piyo.

(after 1 month)

DR:

Tum abhi tak kamzor ho ?

:Mareez,

Dr, Sahab wo sirf dabane deti hy peene nahi deti…!

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bhains rakhne ka takalluf hams

bhains rakhne ka takalluf hamse ho sakta nahin

ham ne sokhe doodh ka dabba jo hai rakha hua

ghar main rakhain ghair mehrm ko mulazim kis liye

kam karne ke liye abba jo hai rakha hua

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1 aurat apne bache ko doodh pi

1 aurat apne bache ko doodh pilate howe boli

P le kaminay tera baap tu is k liye pagal hua rehta hai aur tu nakhrey kar rha hai. .*

r O c K I N G….. . .

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