Gandhi Was Fucking Vena Malik

Gandhi Was Fucking Vena Malik. Veena Malik Was Enjoying & Said: Gandhi G U r So Old But Still Fuck So Hard

Gandhi: Sweet Heart, Its Not My Dick, Its My Stick.

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Teacher: Jab Ek Murgha M

Teacher:

Jab Ek Murgha Murghi ka Rape karnay ki

Koshish krta ha to Murghi

Kya kehti ha???

Student :

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Fuck fuck fuckak

fuckaakakakak.

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5 laws of Girls 1

5 laws of Girls

1)Love me but dont touch me

2)Touch me but don kiss me

3)Kiss me but don fuck me

4)Fuck me but don leave me

5)Leave me but”kisi nu dassi na”

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Luck and Fuck are Directly Pro

Luck and Fuck are Directly Proportional to each Other

When Luck favors, You can Fuck the Whole World

But

When Luck Fails, The Whole world begins to Fuck u.

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I wish you Peace, Love, Health

I wish you Peace, Love, Health, Blah Blah…

Fuck that Shit!

I wish you Sex, Alcohol, Orgasms & I hope you Win the Fucking Lottery!

Happy New Year Anyway !!

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An American, Italian, Turk & P

An American, Italian, Turk & Pathan met.

American: I’m proud of CIA. They know watevevr’s happening in the world.

Italian: I’m proud of our women. They’re the most beautiful & proud & not easy 2 b “had”

Turk: I’m proud of our carpets.true works of art. No 1 can make carpets of such high quality.

Pathan: I’m proud of myself!

All asked: Why?

Pathan: Last week I fuck an Italian woman on a Turkish carpet.

& the CIA knows nothing about it.

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*Jazba song* ***********

*Jazba song*

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Jazba chud jane ka

Lund per cher jane ka

Chuttoo ban jane ka

Khul ker marwane ka

Bund apni dikhane ka

Ye mera jazba

Ye mera jazba

Aage se hat ja

Mujhe apni gand dikhani he

Ye mera jazba

Ye mera jazba

Aage se hat ja

Mujhe apni gand dikhani he

Full Gandoo ban ja

India se chud ja

Thora sa jhuk ja

Aage se hat ja

Mujhe apni gand dikhani he

Lorye pe cher ja

Too chuttoo ban ja

Aage se hat ja

Mujhe apni gand dikhani he.

Cricket we fuck u!s

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