train me mawali bola: n

train me mawali bola:

“nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he”

khan sb:

“um utare gi, so jao”

mawali:

“hm mana kre, saman k sath bahar phekna”

khan sb:

“be pkar ho jao, bolo to pora dabe ko bahar peke gi”

hyderabad pe ankh khuli to mwali bola:

“kotri door he?”

koi bola:

“wo to piche reh gya”

mwali:

abhi itna door kese jaye ga, o khan kidhar he.

dekha to khan sb tea pi raha tha,

mwali ne 1 hath mara, chala gya, logon ne kaha:

“khan sb ap itne mote & kankri se admi ne ap ko hath mara, galiyan deen, ap chup rhe?”

pathan:

“choro yar galiyan to wo deta hoye ga, jis ko kotri pe utara tha”

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Is baar bhi barish khub hui, A

Is baar bhi barish khub hui, Aur badal toot k barsa tha, Galiyan koochay jal thal thay, Per soch ka sehra piyasa tha, Band darwazo k shishon per, Jab boondon nay dastak di, Ehsaas hua tum aaye ho, Andaz tumhary jaisa tha…!

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1 Shaks KESC Office K Bahr Khr

1 Shaks KESC Office K Bahr Khra Hokr Galiyan Derha Tha

Admi: Bhai Q Galiyan Derhe H0?

Shaks: Hum Mandi Cow Lene Gya Tha

Waha Lite Chali Gyi Hum Gadha Le Aya :P

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Shehar tere diyan galiyan de v

Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie

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* Teacher To Studnt :

*. .Teacher To Studnt :

Tm Itni Galiyan Q Detay Ho Dekho Gali Dene Se Kuch Ni Milta

Stdnt: Sir Gali Dene Se sakon Milta Hai

Teacher :

Lora Mera. .*

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Bato bato may bichharnay ka is

Bato bato may bichharnay ka ishara kar k,

Khud b roya wo bohat hum say kinara kar k

Sochta rehta houn Tanhae may Anjaam-E-Khaloos,

Phir usi Jurm-E-Mohabat ko dobara kar k

Jagmaga di hai teray shaiher ki galiyan mai nay,

Apnay har Ashk ko Palko pay Sitara kar k

Dekh letay hai chalo hosla apnay Dil ka,

Or kuch roz us k sath guzara kar k

Ik hi shaihar may rehna magar milna nahi”SahiL”,

Daikhtay hai yay aziyat b gawara kar k

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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kotri train me mawali b

kotri

‘train me mawali bola:

“nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he”

khan sb:

“um utare gi, so jao”

mawali:

“hm mana kre, saman k sath bahar phekna”

khan sb:

“be pkar ho jao, bolo to pora dabe ko bahar peke gi”

hyderabad pe ankh khuli to mwali bola:

“kotri door he?”

koi bola:

“wo to piche reh gya”

mwali:

abhi itna door kese jaye ga, o khan kidhar he.

dekha to khan sb tea pi raha tha,

mwali ne 1 hath mara, chala gya, logon ne kaha:

“khan sb ap itne mote & kankri se admi ne ap ko hath mara, galiyan deen, ap chup rhe?”

pathan:

“choro yar galiyan to wo deta hoye ga, jis ko kotri pe utara tha”‘

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** Tere Hijar M Zehn Pighalta

*”* Tere Hijar M Zehn Pighalta Tha, Tere Qurb M Aankhen Jalti Hen,

*”* Tujhe Khona Aik Qayamat Tha….. Tera Milna Aur Azab Hwa….!

*”* Bhare Shehr M Aik Hi Chehra Tha, Jisy Aaj B Galiyan Dhundti Hen,

*”* Kisi Subha Usi Ki Dhup Khil, Kisi Rat Wohi Mahtab Hwa

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BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT!!

BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT…!!

Ek Shaks tha Jis Ki Adat thi K Wo Rastay Man Milnay Walay Har Shaks Ko SALAM Karta tha, Par Ek Shaks Us K Salam Ka Jawab Denay K Bajaye Usay Galiyan Deta tha..

Phir Bhi Wo Naik Insan Usay Har Roz Salam Karta tha..

Ek Din Us Se Kisi Ne Pocha K

“Wo Shaks Har Roz Tumhain Bura Bhala Kehta Hai Tum Phir Bhi Usay Salam Kyun Kartay Ho?”

Us Naik Insan Ne Jawab Diya..

Uski Beti Bohat fit Hai Yaar…! :D

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Baaton baton mein bicharnay ka

Baaton baton mein bicharnay ka ishara ker k

Khud bhi roya woh bohut hum say kinara ker k

Sochta rehta hon tanhai mein Anjam-e-Khuloos

Phir usi jurm-e-mohabbat ko dobarah ker k

Jagmaga di hain teray shehar ki galiyan mein nay

Apnay her ashk ko palkon pay sitara ker kay

Daikh laitay hain chalo hosla apnay dil ka

Aur kuch rooz teray sath guzara ker k

Aik hi shehar mein rehna magar milna nahin

Daikhtay hain yeh aziat gawara ker k

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