Raat k 1 bjay 1 admi apn

Raat k 1 bjay

1 admi apni b.v ko kamre me le gaya

usay bed pe litaya

phr

kamre ki lite buja di

b.v k pas gaya

or

so gya

Sorry ma gande msg nai bhejta.

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Yaqeenan, jo log paak daman, b

Yaqeenan, jo log paak-daman, be-khabar, momena aurto’n par

gande ilazaam lagate hai, un par dunia & akherat me Allah ki

la’nat hai & badasakht azaab hoga.

Holy Quran (Surah Noor (24-23)

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Zara Sochiye Hamare Mulk Me ZA

Zara Sochiye Hamare Mulk Me ZALZALAY k Jhatke Kyun Aye?

1-Behayaai,

2-Cable Pr Naach Gana,

3-Mobile Pr Saari Raat Guftugo,

4-Larkiyon Ka Parda Na Krna,

5-Sood Ki Kasrat,

6-Maa Baap Ki izzat Na Krna,

7-Namaz Se Doori,

8-Mobile Pe Gande Mesg,

9-SUNNATON ka Mazaq Urana,

10-Gaali Galoch krna,

Agr Hr Musalman Abi 3 Bar “ASTGHFIRULLAH” Kahe Or Sab Ko Send Krde Tau Kuch Dair Me Arbon Astaghfaar ALLAH k Azaab Ko Rok Sakte Hein..!!

“Plz Dont Stop”

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Bus m conducter ne musafiro sy

Bus m conducter ne musafiro sy kaha sb beth jay ta k bus chal sake peche se 1 larki ki awaz i

ruko ruko “m apne kapray to utar lon”

sari bus ne foran peeche mur k dekha…

Larki ne kapro ki ghathri sir se utar k neeche rkhi aur boli ab chalo.

(yar tumhein pta b ha mere msgs gande nhi hoty phr be tm???). Very bad:-)

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Zara sochye Humare mulk pe itn

Zara sochye Humare mulk pe itni tabahi kyu

1+ Behayai

2+ Cable Par nach gana

3+ Mobile par sari raat guftogo

4+ Larkiyon ka parda na krna

5+ Sood ki kasrat

6+ Maa baap ki izat na krna

7+ Namaz se doori

8+ Mobile pe gande msg

9+ Sunnato ka Mazaq urana

10+ Gali Galoch krna

Agr har Musalman abi 3 martaba “ASTGHFIRULLAH” Kahe Or apni Hasiat K mutabik Send Karde To Kuch Der me Arbon Astghfar ALLAH k azab Ko Kam Kar Denge.

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Jis din tum humien borha dekho

Jis din tum humien borha dekho,

Sabar krna aur humien smjhne ki koshish karna…

Jab hum khaate hue gandagi karen aur apne kapre badal na skien,

Tou wo waqt yaad karna jab hum tumhare gande kapre badlwate the…

Jab hum koi baat bhool jaen tou hum pr tanz na karna,

Aur apna bachpan yaad karna…..

Jab hum boorhe ho kar chal na paeyn tou humara sahara banna,

Aur apna pehla kadam yaad karna…..

Aur agar humare marney k baad tumhara zameer jaage,

Tou humari qabar pe aa kar hum se thori dair baatien kar lena……

LOVE YOUR PARENTS…..

THEY REALLY NEED…..

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Sardar to his wif, Kitni

Sardar to his wif,

Kitni bar kaha he shalwar mai nala dho ke dala karo is waja se aj muje pedal chalna par gaya

Wif who kese?

Sardar,mai bs mai safar kar raha thah k conductor bola

Gande naly wale neche a jain

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ok janu tm to kehe rehi the ke

ok janu tm to kehe rehi the ke ma abi nahne lagi to phir kyo nahi nah rhi ho jaldi se nah lo ok janu muj ko gande log nahi pasand hai jaldi nah kar saf ho jao ok

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