Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k Be

Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k. Beta.G Hamesha . . Machi aur Bachi khud pakar ke khao to mza he. Lun aur Qanoon kabhi haath main na lo, Nokri or tatton pe kabhi laat na maro. Larki jitni marzi lambi ho lun let kar hi leti hai. Lohe pr hathora or choot pr lora tab maro jab wo garm ho. Kismt ki karni choot ki garmi or lun ki besharmi nai rukti. Or ehtyat se sex karo kyun k. Bandoq se nikli fulad or pait se nikli oulad kabi wapis nai jati.

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SMS of the Year Sinay s

SMS of the Year

~Sinay se laga kar kaha karti thi Maa mujh ko,

~Tu Laal hai mera na sata mujh ko,

~Pachtaye ga ek din main chali jaongi,

~Na chahte hoay bhi akela duniya mein chorr jaongi,

~Zamana dikhaye ga Garmi ki Shiddat tujh ko,

~Yaad kar k roaye gat u phir mujhko,

~Mudaton se meri Maa ne sinay se nahi lagaya,

~Ab soo gai khak mein, jub kuch kehne ka waqt aaya.

Just love ur ..

MOTHER

aNd save ur “JANNAT”

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Hi jaan

Hi….. jaan

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Nikal rahi hai garmi se…..

Or log pata nahi kya kya samajh lety hain..

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O JEE gal suno,

”O JEE gal suno,

sardi da ik faida ay??

Nai pata??

Lay suno…

,,, (‘-‘)/

/ _/ /_

garmi Nai Lagdi..

¿Happy

¿winter

¿Season.

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Winter is going 2 startbr

Winter is going 2 start…

If u want to protect yourself from cold..

Just..

Go to hell..

Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy

Sardiyan mast guzren gi Mamo;-

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Agar koi apko dopeher 3 baje k

Agar koi apko dopeher 3 baje kahe *GOOD NIGHT* ya shaam ko kahe *GOOD MORNING* ya raat ko 3 bje kahe *HAPPY BIRTHDAY* to samajh lain k wo wapda ke zulm ka shikar hai . Garmi ne us ki matt mar di hy . Aisay logon k leay dua keren *ALLAH unhe sabr de AAMEEN

Meri trf se aap ko bht bht *EID MUBARAK*…..

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Thak Jaao Gar Pathreele Raasto

Thak Jaao Gar Pathreele Raaston Pe Chalte Hue

Kabhi Soch Na Lena Ki Wahan Tanha Ho Tum

Moond Kar Palkon Ko Apni Jo Tum Dekhoge

Apne Saath Hi Sada Mujh Ko Paaoge Tum

Har Waqt Bura Kat Jaat Hai, Yaqeen Karna

Ankhon Main Kabhi Tum Ashk Na Bhar Lena

Ghum Barh Jaaye, Muskurahat Khone Lage

Apni Duaaon Main Mujh Ko Paaoge Tum

Ishq Naam To Nahin Hai Milan Ka, Deedar Ka

Dil Se Dil Ka Mil Jaana Hai Naam-E-Mohabbat

Jo Yaad Aa Jaaye Meri, Na Samjhna Ki Door Hoon

Apne Seene Main Dhadakta Mujh Ko Paaoge Tum

Waqt Ki Garmi Jo Jhulsaane Lage Wujood

Meri Chahat Ki Nami Ko Mehsoos Karna

Jo Sard Hawaain Zamane Ki Aane Lagen Paas

Meri Wafaaon Ki Garmi Ko Mehsoos Karna

Main Tumse Juda To Nahin Hoon Mere Humdum

Apne Saath Hi Sada Mujh Ko Paaoge Tum !!

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Kambal or Razai ko Karo Maaf

Kambal or Razai ko Karo Maaf..

Cooler or A.C ko Kar Lo Saaf..

Apne Nature Me Rakho Narmi..

Humari Taraf se Apko…

;;;HAPPY GARMI;;;

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