Shehri Bacha: Papa Aaj BohaT G

Shehri Bacha: Papa Aaj BohaT Garmi Hy

Papa:Hm Aj Hi AC Lgwa Lngy

Gaon ka Bcha: Aba Aj Bari Grmi Ay

Abba:Ja Kanjra Tind Krwa K Aa Tenu Hosh Aaway.

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Sakht Garmi ki waja se Paseena

Sakht Garmi ki waja se Paseena aa raha tha

Mai ne jab ye paseena apni BV k dupattay se ponch to us ne kaha mera dupata ganda na karo.

Aur jab main ne Paseena MAA k dupattay se puncha tha to maa ne kaha tha ye dupatta ganda hai main tujhy saaf kapra deti hun.

Khush kismat hain jin ki maen zinda hain.

“Please Always love your mothers”

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O JEE gal suno,

”O JEE gal suno,

sardi da ik faida ay??

Nai pata??

Lay suno…

,,, (‘-‘)/

/ _/ /_

garmi Nai Lagdi..

¿Happy

¿winter

¿Season.

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Main agar kahoon,

Main agar

kahoon,

Tum sa

haseen,

Kaynaat mein

nahi hy koi,

To plz yaar yaqeen mat karna kbhi kbhi insaan garmi me ulta seedha bol jata hai.

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Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi la

Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?

Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon

Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?

Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p

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SMS of the Year Sinay s

SMS of the Year

~Sinay se laga kar kaha karti thi Maa mujh ko,

~Tu Laal hai mera na sata mujh ko,

~Pachtaye ga ek din main chali jaongi,

~Na chahte hoay bhi akela duniya mein chorr jaongi,

~Zamana dikhaye ga Garmi ki Shiddat tujh ko,

~Yaad kar k roaye gat u phir mujhko,

~Mudaton se meri Maa ne sinay se nahi lagaya,

~Ab soo gai khak mein, jub kuch kehne ka waqt aaya.

Just love ur ..

MOTHER

aNd save ur “JANNAT”

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Agar koi apko dopeher 3 baje k

Agar koi apko dopeher 3 baje kahe *GOOD NIGHT* ya shaam ko kahe *GOOD MORNING* ya raat ko 3 bje kahe *HAPPY BIRTHDAY* to samajh lain k wo wapda ke zulm ka shikar hai . Garmi ne us ki matt mar di hy . Aisay logon k leay dua keren *ALLAH unhe sabr de AAMEEN

Meri trf se aap ko bht bht *EID MUBARAK*…..

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Hum tum tanha baithay honbr

Hum tum tanha baithay hon.

Aur halki halki barish ho,

Kuch kap kapatay hont hon

Aur bheegi bheegi ankhain hon,

Barish ki bundo ka asar na koi,

Sansoon mein itneee garmi ho,

Raat ka ho sannata bhe aur,

Qadam behekne ka dar bhe ho,

Sama jaye ek duje mai hum,

Guzar jaaien har had se hum,

Madosh ho jaaien pyar mai tou,

Mehek jai wo rat bhe,

Kash kabi to aisa ho k,

Hum tm tanha baithe hon.

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Garmi ki shidadat ka andaza is

Garmi ki shidadat ka andaza is se lagao faraz

K humko nahate huwe bhi paseena aa gya..

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o Hallo JEE gal suno,

o Hallo JEE gal suno,

garmi da 1 faida ay??

Nai pata??:-(

Lay das….

,,,

(‘-‘)

/ / _/ /_

sardi Nai Lagdi.. 😉

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pyar ki taqat

/ pyar ki taqat

Yeh mere haath ki garmi

Jise choo ker

Tumhain aankh main

hairat ke doure hain

Keh isse qabal jab bhi

tumne mera haath thama

Barf ka mousam hi paya

Yeh mousam mere andar

kitne berson se firokash tha

Bahar ati thi

Aur mere dareechon per

kabhi dastuk na deti thi

Gulaabi baarishen

Mere liye mamnoo thi’n

Aur subha ki taza hawa ka zaiqa

Main bhool bethi thi

Mere malboos se sub

garam rangon ko

shikayat thi

Mujhe bus baraf ki chader

pehenane ki ijazat thi

Magar janaa’n!

Tumhare saath ne to rooh

ka mousam badal dala

Yahan ab rang ka

tehwaar hai

Khushboo ka mela hai

Mera malboos ab gehra gulaabi hai

Mere khuwabon ka

chehra mahtaabi hai

Mere haathon ki hiddat

aaftabi hai jise choo ker…

Mujay tm nay mujay

mukamal kar diya tha….??

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Subah Ki Pehli Kiran Tumhari S

Subah Ki Pehli Kiran Tumhari Shaan Hogi,

Subah Ki Doosri Kiran Tumhari Aan Hogi,

Subah Ki Teesri Kiran …

Oye Bas Yaar, Warna Garmi Jyada Hogi.

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Agar koi apko dopeher 12 bajay

Agar koi apko dopeher 12 bajay kahay

“GUD NIGHT”

Ya shaam ko kahay

“GUD MORNING”

Ya raat ko 3 bajay kahay

“HAPY BIRTHDAY”

to samajh len k wo WAPDA k zulm ka shikar hai

Garmi ne us ki matt mar di hai

Aese logon k liye dua karen k

“ALLAH unhay sabr de

AAMEEN

Meri taraf se apko bohat bohat

EID

MUBARAK :-)

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Tujhe Gale Lagana Hai Aur Baho

Tujhe Gale Lagana Hai Aur Bahot

Kuch Kehna Hai,

Kehna Hai Ye Jo Suraj Hai Mujhe

Apni Garmi Se Jalata Hai,

Jab Jaltey Hain Hum,

Tou Teri Yaad Aati Hai,

Kehna Hai Ye Jo Chand Hai

Apne Tandak Se Mujhe Tadpata Hai,

Jab Tadptey Hain Hum,

Tou Teri Yaad Aati Hai,

Kehna Hai Ye Jo Sitare Hain

Mujhe Akela Dekh Hansi Udatey Hain,

Jab Dard Hota Hai

Tou Teri Yaad Aati Hai,

Kehna Hai Ye Jo Andhera Hai

Mujhe Darata Hai,

Jab Dartey Hain Hum

Tou Teri Yaad Aati Hai,

Kehna Hai Ke Tujh Bin Na Ye

Saanse Chalti Hain,

Na Hee Ye Dil Dhadkta Hai,

Ab Tou Armaan Hai Tujhe Sab

Kehne Ka Aur Phir Gale Lagane Ka.

Jab Tum Gale Lagate Ho To

Ek Madhoshi Cha Jati Hai,

Par Sach Kahoo Tou Ye Sab

Tou Sirf Ek Bahana Hain

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Dheray dheray khamoshi se

Dheray dheray khamoshi se

Raat k bhegay angan main

Tapak rahi hai ankh se shabnam

Jane kiski yaad liye

Chand bhi tanha main bhi tanha

Jaag rahay hain hum dono

Kon chura k nend hamari

Hum ko tanha chor gaya

Dek k apna apna chehra

Jheel k tehray pani main

Dhond rahay hain khud ko shayad

Maazi k verano main

Raat ki sardi main kiski

Sanson ki garmi phail gai

Yaad k jaltay angaron par

Phir hasrat ne aah bhari

Jagti ankhain dekh rahi hain

Khwab jo puray ho na sakay

Tu bhi so ja chand akele

Mujh ko bhi tu sone de ..

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Garmi Bhrti jaRhi He Pari

Garmi Bhrti jaRhi He
Parindy Pyas S mar rhe Hen

Ap inKi jan Bacha Skty He
Apne ghr ki Chat Py Ksi Brtan Me Pani Rakh Den

ALLAH apKo iska Ajr dega
Fwd it plz

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Garmi e hasrat nakam se jal ja

Garmi e hasrat nakam se jal jate hain, hum chiraghon ki tarah sham se jal jate hain.

Samah jis aag main jalti hai numaish k lie,

hum usi aag main gumnam se jal jate hain.

jab bhi aata hai mera naam tere naam k sath,

jane Q log mere naam se jal jate hain

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Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Gar

Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi

Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy,

Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye

Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein

Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha,

Ye Sab Pakistan Se Ayen Hen

Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.

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Sunhairi Batain 2011 b

Sunhairi Batain 2011

“Kisi Ke Ghar Janay Se Pehly Light Ki Timing Puch Lo”

“Waqt Ki Pabandi KESC. Waloon Se Sekho”

“2012 Main Log Pagal Light Ki Waja Se Hon Gay”

“Agar Kisi Se Dosti Karo To Daikh Lo Un Ke Pass Gernator Ya U.P.S Hai ”

“Acha Dost Wohi Jo App Ko Garmi Main Hawa Day”

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Tareekh Ki Burhi Aankhon Neb

Tareekh Ki Burhi Aankhon Ne

Is Dasht e Bala Ki Garmi Mein

Ek Shakhs Ko Baithay Dekha Hai

Jo Apnay Khoon K Qatron Se

Is Rait K Zaray Zaray Per

Kuch Satrein Likhta Jata Hai

Phir Garm Hawa K Jhonkon Se

Yeh Zaray Phailtay Jatay Hain

Aur Phail K Sari Duniya Mein

Yeh No e Bashar Se Kehtay Hain

Yun Zulam Ko Roka Jata Hai

Yun Kufar Ko Toka Jata Hai

Shabbeer (A.S) Ne Aa K Karbal Mein

Yeh Sab Logon Ko Batlaya

Duniya K Yazeedon (L.A) Ko

Duniya Se Yun Hi Mitaya Jata Hai

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Mujhe pyar karna sikhao k Rat

Mujhe pyar karna sikhao k Rat kat jaye,

Sb doria mitao k Rat kat jaye,

Sanson ki garmi se meri pyas bujhao k Rat kat jaye,

Honto ko mere honto se milao k RAT kat jae

Mujhe apni agoosh main sulao k rat kat jae

Ye door rehna tumhara mujh sy ek azaab hai jaan

Mery pass to aao k rat kat jae.

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Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se

Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se mu bahir nikal ker aik lerkay ko bula ker pucha: Beta ye kon sa jaga hy?

Lerka: Jaahil ke bachey teray bap ka noker hun kia? Faltu me garmi me damagh kharab kar raha hy khud uter or pata kr!

Wo admi apnay bv bachon ki taraf mur ker bola: chalo utro karachi aa gaya.

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Aam ki Khushbu, Barish ki Baha

Aam ki Khushbu, Barish ki Bahar

Garmi ka Mosam aney ko tayar

Thori si Masti, Thora sa Pyar

Load Shedding k lye raho tayyar

“HAPPY SUMMER SEASON” :-)

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aj main khush hun na jane kyon

aj main khush hun na jane kyon buhut din baad

roshan kiya kisi ne koi chiragh buhut din baad

asmaan k rang bhi dhanak se lge hain

soraj hi nikla hai shayad aj buhut din baad

saaf saaf nikhra nikhra sara jahan hai

meri ankhen roi nahi hain aj buhut din baad

hath humare lain tere hathon ki garmi

koi itna qareeb howa hai aj buhut din baad

kaash!k pal theher hi jaye do pal ko

mere dilko chein aya hai buhut din baad

tum chale jaoge hum sochna nahi chahte

janta hun phir milo ge tum buhut din baad

aur shayad abke tumko dair ho jaye

haar kr hum mar hi na jayen buhut din baad

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:, ,*, , plz

‘:., ,*, ,/; plz

“.;;.,(‘v’ ),,//;; plz

“.:-) );;” plz

=:=*=*=:=:=

ye bIrd

ap sy request krny ayA he.

K garmi ka mosam he

plz ham prindon k liy apny gharon ki chhaton pe pani k bartan bhar k rakh dia kren.

Is ke badle Allah ap

k rizq me izafa krega…”

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Seeny se laga k kaha kerti thi

Seeny se laga k kaha kerti thi maa mujh ko

to laaal hai na sata mujh ko

pachtaye ga ik din jab main chali jaun gi

na chahty hue bhi akela choor jaun gi

zamana dikhaee ga garmi ki shiddat tujh ko

yaad kerke roye ga tu phir mujh ko

muddad se meri maa ne seeny se nahin lagaya a

ab so gayi khaak main jab kuch kehny ka waqt aya

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Larki hakeem se: Hakeem saab m

Larki hakeem se: Hakeem saab main jub bhi koi sexy pic dekhti hoon, mere nipples kharay ho jate hain, garmi lagne lagti hay, nangi honay ko dil chahta hay..

Hakeem apni shalwar ka naara kholtay huay:

Bibi, araam or tafseel se apna masla batain..!! 😉

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Mein Apna Aaj Apna Kaal Tumhar

Mein Apna Aaj Apna Kaal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Mein Is Jeevan Ka Har Pal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Mera Guzra Hua Kal To Mere Mazi Ka Hissa Hai

Mein Apna Aaj Apna Kal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Khizain, Sardian, Garmi, Baharein, Barishein, Jara

Mein Har Mosaam Ka Har Har Pal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Tumhare Dukh, Udasi, Gham, Sabhi Ranj-o-Alam Lekar

Mein Yah Khushion Bhari Chagal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Sitare Asmaan Ke Sab Tumhari Mang Mein Bhar Kar

Shaab-e-Tera Ka Sab Kajol Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Tumhare Bin Yah Har Aik Pal Mujahy Bechain Rakhta Hai

Mein Apna Dil Hai Jo Bekal, Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Barasta Bheegta Mosaam Hai Kamzori Meri Lekin

Mein Yeh Sawan, Ghata, Badal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon..

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Seeny se laga k kaha kerti thi

Seeny se laga k kaha kerti thi maa mujh ko

to laaal hai na sata mujh ko

pachtaye ga ik din jab main chali jaun gi

na chahty hue bhi akela choor jaun gi

zamana dikhaee ga garmi ki shiddat tujh ko

yaad kerke roye ga tu phir mujh ko

muddad se meri maa ne seeny se nahin lagaya a

ab so gayi khaak main jab kuch kehny ka waqt aya

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Agr Ap garmi k mosam ma

Agr Ap garmi

k mosam ma

Gul Ahmed k

kpray pehnay ge

tu

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

BECHARA

.

“Gul Ahmed”

.

kia pehny ga… ?? 😛

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Shadeed Garmi Me Bus Stop Pe

Shadeed Garmi Me Bus Stop Pe

Log BUS K Intezar Me Khare They.

1 Faqeer Aya,

Sab Logon Se Bheek Li,

Or Taxi Me Beth K Chala Gaya

“GEO TO AiSEY”

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Aap se 1 request ki jate

Aap se 1 request

ki jate hai k,,,!

Garmi ka zor din ba’din bharta ja raha hai,

OR

Prindy piayas se marty ja rahy hain,

Aap bhi bohat sary Parindon ki jan bacha skty hain,

Krna sirf ye hai k Apni Chatt pe kisi brtan mein Pani rakh dein,

Phir deikhen,,

ALLAH-PAK aap k is amal ka kitna Ajar deta hai,

Aaj tak aap ne kafi Poetry, Jokes wale SMS 4ward kiye hon ge, Aaj is SMS ko itna aam kr dain k koi Prinda Piyasa na mary…!

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