Jab light jaati hai tab sub ki

Jab light jaati hai tab sub ki khul jati hai

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Aankh Garmi se. :-)

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Dheray dheray khamoshi se

Dheray dheray khamoshi se

Raat k bhegay angan main

Tapak rahi hai ankh se shabnam

Jane kiski yaad liye

Chand bhi tanha main bhi tanha

Jaag rahay hain hum dono

Kon chura k nend hamari

Hum ko tanha chor gaya

Dek k apna apna chehra

Jheel k tehray pani main

Dhond rahay hain khud ko shayad

Maazi k verano main

Raat ki sardi main kiski

Sanson ki garmi phail gai

Yaad k jaltay angaron par

Phir hasrat ne aah bhari

Jagti ankhain dekh rahi hain

Khwab jo puray ho na sakay

Tu bhi so ja chand akele

Mujh ko bhi tu sone de ..

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Garmi Bhrti jaRhi He Pari

Garmi Bhrti jaRhi He
Parindy Pyas S mar rhe Hen

Ap inKi jan Bacha Skty He
Apne ghr ki Chat Py Ksi Brtan Me Pani Rakh Den

ALLAH apKo iska Ajr dega
Fwd it plz

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Garmi e hasrat nakam se jal ja

Garmi e hasrat nakam se jal jate hain, hum chiraghon ki tarah sham se jal jate hain.

Samah jis aag main jalti hai numaish k lie,

hum usi aag main gumnam se jal jate hain.

jab bhi aata hai mera naam tere naam k sath,

jane Q log mere naam se jal jate hain

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Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Gar

Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi

Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy,

Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye

Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein

Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha,

Ye Sab Pakistan Se Ayen Hen

Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.

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Sunhairi Batain 2011 b

Sunhairi Batain 2011

“Kisi Ke Ghar Janay Se Pehly Light Ki Timing Puch Lo”

“Waqt Ki Pabandi KESC. Waloon Se Sekho”

“2012 Main Log Pagal Light Ki Waja Se Hon Gay”

“Agar Kisi Se Dosti Karo To Daikh Lo Un Ke Pass Gernator Ya U.P.S Hai ”

“Acha Dost Wohi Jo App Ko Garmi Main Hawa Day”

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Tareekh Ki Burhi Aankhon Neb

Tareekh Ki Burhi Aankhon Ne

Is Dasht e Bala Ki Garmi Mein

Ek Shakhs Ko Baithay Dekha Hai

Jo Apnay Khoon K Qatron Se

Is Rait K Zaray Zaray Per

Kuch Satrein Likhta Jata Hai

Phir Garm Hawa K Jhonkon Se

Yeh Zaray Phailtay Jatay Hain

Aur Phail K Sari Duniya Mein

Yeh No e Bashar Se Kehtay Hain

Yun Zulam Ko Roka Jata Hai

Yun Kufar Ko Toka Jata Hai

Shabbeer (A.S) Ne Aa K Karbal Mein

Yeh Sab Logon Ko Batlaya

Duniya K Yazeedon (L.A) Ko

Duniya Se Yun Hi Mitaya Jata Hai

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Mujhe pyar karna sikhao k Rat

Mujhe pyar karna sikhao k Rat kat jaye,

Sb doria mitao k Rat kat jaye,

Sanson ki garmi se meri pyas bujhao k Rat kat jaye,

Honto ko mere honto se milao k RAT kat jae

Mujhe apni agoosh main sulao k rat kat jae

Ye door rehna tumhara mujh sy ek azaab hai jaan

Mery pass to aao k rat kat jae.

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Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se

Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se mu bahir nikal ker aik lerkay ko bula ker pucha: Beta ye kon sa jaga hy?

Lerka: Jaahil ke bachey teray bap ka noker hun kia? Faltu me garmi me damagh kharab kar raha hy khud uter or pata kr!

Wo admi apnay bv bachon ki taraf mur ker bola: chalo utro karachi aa gaya.

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Aam ki Khushbu, Barish ki Baha

Aam ki Khushbu, Barish ki Bahar

Garmi ka Mosam aney ko tayar

Thori si Masti, Thora sa Pyar

Load Shedding k lye raho tayyar

“HAPPY SUMMER SEASON” :-)

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aj main khush hun na jane kyon

aj main khush hun na jane kyon buhut din baad

roshan kiya kisi ne koi chiragh buhut din baad

asmaan k rang bhi dhanak se lge hain

soraj hi nikla hai shayad aj buhut din baad

saaf saaf nikhra nikhra sara jahan hai

meri ankhen roi nahi hain aj buhut din baad

hath humare lain tere hathon ki garmi

koi itna qareeb howa hai aj buhut din baad

kaash!k pal theher hi jaye do pal ko

mere dilko chein aya hai buhut din baad

tum chale jaoge hum sochna nahi chahte

janta hun phir milo ge tum buhut din baad

aur shayad abke tumko dair ho jaye

haar kr hum mar hi na jayen buhut din baad

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:, ,*, , plz

‘:., ,*, ,/; plz

“.;;.,(‘v’ ),,//;; plz

“.:-) );;” plz

=:=*=*=:=:=

ye bIrd

ap sy request krny ayA he.

K garmi ka mosam he

plz ham prindon k liy apny gharon ki chhaton pe pani k bartan bhar k rakh dia kren.

Is ke badle Allah ap

k rizq me izafa krega…”

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Seeny se laga k kaha kerti thi

Seeny se laga k kaha kerti thi maa mujh ko

to laaal hai na sata mujh ko

pachtaye ga ik din jab main chali jaun gi

na chahty hue bhi akela choor jaun gi

zamana dikhaee ga garmi ki shiddat tujh ko

yaad kerke roye ga tu phir mujh ko

muddad se meri maa ne seeny se nahin lagaya a

ab so gayi khaak main jab kuch kehny ka waqt aya

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Larki hakeem se: Hakeem saab m

Larki hakeem se: Hakeem saab main jub bhi koi sexy pic dekhti hoon, mere nipples kharay ho jate hain, garmi lagne lagti hay, nangi honay ko dil chahta hay..

Hakeem apni shalwar ka naara kholtay huay:

Bibi, araam or tafseel se apna masla batain..!! ;-)

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Mein Apna Aaj Apna Kaal Tumhar

Mein Apna Aaj Apna Kaal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Mein Is Jeevan Ka Har Pal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Mera Guzra Hua Kal To Mere Mazi Ka Hissa Hai

Mein Apna Aaj Apna Kal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Khizain, Sardian, Garmi, Baharein, Barishein, Jara

Mein Har Mosaam Ka Har Har Pal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Tumhare Dukh, Udasi, Gham, Sabhi Ranj-o-Alam Lekar

Mein Yah Khushion Bhari Chagal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Sitare Asmaan Ke Sab Tumhari Mang Mein Bhar Kar

Shaab-e-Tera Ka Sab Kajol Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Tumhare Bin Yah Har Aik Pal Mujahy Bechain Rakhta Hai

Mein Apna Dil Hai Jo Bekal, Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Barasta Bheegta Mosaam Hai Kamzori Meri Lekin

Mein Yeh Sawan, Ghata, Badal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon..

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Seeny se laga k kaha kerti thi

Seeny se laga k kaha kerti thi maa mujh ko

to laaal hai na sata mujh ko

pachtaye ga ik din jab main chali jaun gi

na chahty hue bhi akela choor jaun gi

zamana dikhaee ga garmi ki shiddat tujh ko

yaad kerke roye ga tu phir mujh ko

muddad se meri maa ne seeny se nahin lagaya a

ab so gayi khaak main jab kuch kehny ka waqt aya

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Agr Ap garmi k mosam ma

Agr Ap garmi

k mosam ma

Gul Ahmed k

kpray pehnay ge

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BECHARA

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“Gul Ahmed”

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kia pehny ga… ?? :-P

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Shadeed Garmi Me Bus Stop Pe

Shadeed Garmi Me Bus Stop Pe

Log BUS K Intezar Me Khare They.

1 Faqeer Aya,

Sab Logon Se Bheek Li,

Or Taxi Me Beth K Chala Gaya

“GEO TO AiSEY”

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Aap se 1 request ki jate

Aap se 1 request

ki jate hai k,,,!

Garmi ka zor din ba’din bharta ja raha hai,

OR

Prindy piayas se marty ja rahy hain,

Aap bhi bohat sary Parindon ki jan bacha skty hain,

Krna sirf ye hai k Apni Chatt pe kisi brtan mein Pani rakh dein,

Phir deikhen,,

ALLAH-PAK aap k is amal ka kitna Ajar deta hai,

Aaj tak aap ne kafi Poetry, Jokes wale SMS 4ward kiye hon ge, Aaj is SMS ko itna aam kr dain k koi Prinda Piyasa na mary…!

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Example of real love:

Example of real love:

Sakht Garmi ki waja se Jism se Paseena behta hai,

Maine jab ye Paseena Apni Bv k dupate se poncha to unhon ne kaha yar dupatta ganda na kro,

Jab Maine Paseena MAA k dupatte se poncha to MAA ne kaha ye dupatta ganda hai Main tujhe saaf kapra deti hoon.!

“Always Love your Mother”

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Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se,b

Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se,

Agar Rozay Main Aapko Shadeed Pyaas Mehsoos Honay Lagay.

To Aisa Karen.

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Maghrib ki Azaan Ka Intazaar Karen.

Ziyada Dramay Bazi Ki Zaroorat Nahi Ha.

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Garmi ki Waja se Bhenson ne Do

Garmi ki Waja se Bhenson ne Doodh kamm dena Shuru kr dia hai,

Darr hai k Doodh ki Shortage ho jaye gi,

Es liye Tamaam

GIRLS se Guzarish hai k is Mushkil Wqt me Hakumat ka sath dain,

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Aur Doodh Boil krte Wqt Zaaya Honay se Bachaain,

Kaka is dfa teri peri soch ko 51 topon ki salami

dhuz dhuz dhuz. .

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* Iqrar *

*. . . .Iqrar. . . .*

Buht Sii Be’Sabab Baaten Faqt Tamheed Hoti Hain,

Jo Aksar Tum Se Kehti Hon,

Sunao Kaise Ho???

Suno Garmi Buht Hai Na???

Nahi Mosam ToO Acha Hai,

Chalo Acha Main Chalti Hon,

Dubara PhoOn Kar Lon Gi,

Ye Saari Be’Sabab Baaten

Faqt Tamheed Hoti Hain,

Aur Is Tamheed Main Jana!!

Guzar Jaate Hain Sab Lamhe,

Guzar Jaate Hain Jab Lamhe,

ToO Phir Main Sochti Hon K Zara Sii Baat Hi ToO Hai,

Tumhain Jaldi Se Keh Don Gi,

Tumhare Liye Dil Be’Qarar Hai,

Sirf Tera Hi Intzaar Hai,

Haan Mujhe Tum Se Pyaar Hai. . . .*

R O C K S

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NEW SONG!!! IK Z

NEW SONG!!!

‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA’

Jesay Khana Kharab,

Jesay Total Azaab,

Jesay Aadha Faqeer,

Jesay Murda Zameer,

Jesay Nasoor Ho Koi Sarta Hua,

‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA’

Jesay Bijli Ki taar,

Jesay Khanjar Ki Dhaar,

Jesay Dozakh Ki Aag,

Jesay Zehrila Naag,

Jesay Garmi Ki Dhoop,

Jesay Shetan Ka Roop.

Jaisay Beghairat ho koi Hansta hua.

Ho , o o o

Es Zardari Ko Dekha to Aisa Laga!.

This song

Brought 2 u by

Ghareeb Awaam.

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Aap Se Request Ki Jati Hai K!

Aap Se Request Ki Jati Hai K!

Garmi Ka Zor Din Ba Din Barhta ja Raha He.

Or

Prindy Piyas Sy Marte ja Rahy Hen.

Aap B Bohat Saray Parindon Ki jan Bacha Sakty Hen.

Karna Sirf Ye Hai K Apni Chatt Py Kisi Brtan Mein Pani Rakh Dein.

Par Deikhen ALLAH-PAK ap K is Amal Ka Kitna Ajar Dyta Hai.

Aaj Tak Aap ne Kafi Poetry,

Jokes wale Msg 4wrd Kiye Hon Gay.

Aaj is Msg Ko itna Aam Kr Dain K Koi Prinda Pani Ki Wajh Se na Marey.

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1 mard ki thakawat duniya ki

1- mard ki thakawat duniya ki koi chez nai utar skti siwae orat k

2- orat ke jism ki sari garmi us ke boobs main hoti hai

3- sex ke doran agar mard orat ke boobs se apna chest touch na kre to zyada time laga skta hai

4- Orat ko sex se pehle itna garm karo ke us ka pani nikal jae phir ussy kro ge to 2 min main he satisfy ho jae gi

“Prof Nargis” ki kitab

” Doodh ka doodh, pani ka pani ” se iktebaas.

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Saanson Ko Mila De Saanso Mein

Saanson Ko Mila De Saanso Mein

Mujhe Tod Ke Rakh De Baahon Mein

Tere Jism Ko Mera Naam Mile

Meri Chaahat Ko Anjaam Mile

Mit Jaaye Seene Ki Chubhan

Aadhi Tu Or Aadha Main

Aa Baant Le Mujhse Apna Badan

Aadhi Tu Or Aadha Main

Apni Garmi Mein Jhulasne Ne Mujhko

Apni Julfon Mein Ulajhne De Mujhko

Aankhon Mein Utar Jaane De Mujhe

Apne Se Guzar Jaane De Mujhse

Tere Ishq Mein Hai Barbaad Karan

Aadhi Tu Or Aadha Main

Aa Baant Le Mujhse Apna Badan

Aadhi Tu Or Aadha Main..

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o Hallo JEE gal suno,

o Hallo JEE gal suno,

garmi da 1 faida ay??

Nai pata??:-(

Lay das….

,,,

(‘-‘)

/ / _/ /_

sardi Nai Lagdi.. ;-)

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Faraz to Galib: Phool k

Faraz to Galib:

“Phool ko to khilna hai wo to khile ga,

Garmi bari hai ek glass Sharbat ka milega.”

Galib:

“Alif se le kar ye tak k beech mai aata hai Sheen,

Abay itna Pyasa hai to laga le Ganney ki Machine.”

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1 Admi Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Par

1 Admi Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Par Betha Tha.

Musafir Ne Poocha=

Darr Nai Lagta?

Aadmi=

Lo Is Me Darne Ki Kya Bat Hai,

Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Betha Hon..

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Tujhe Gale Lagana Hai Aur Baho

Tujhe Gale Lagana Hai Aur Bahot

Kuch Kehna Hai,

Kehna Hai Ye Jo Suraj Hai Mujhe

Apni Garmi Se Jalata Hai,

Jab Jaltey Hain Hum,

Tou Teri Yaad Aati Hai,

Kehna Hai Ye Jo Chand Hai

Apne Tandak Se Mujhe Tadpata Hai,

Jab Tadptey Hain Hum,

Tou Teri Yaad Aati Hai,

Kehna Hai Ye Jo Sitare Hain

Mujhe Akela Dekh Hansi Udatey Hain,

Jab Dard Hota Hai

Tou Teri Yaad Aati Hai,

Kehna Hai Ye Jo Andhera Hai

Mujhe Darata Hai,

Jab Dartey Hain Hum

Tou Teri Yaad Aati Hai,

Kehna Hai Ke Tujh Bin Na Ye

Saanse Chalti Hain,

Na Hee Ye Dil Dhadkta Hai,

Ab Tou Armaan Hai Tujhe Sab

Kehne Ka Aur Phir Gale Lagane Ka.

Jab Tum Gale Lagate Ho To

Ek Madhoshi Cha Jati Hai,

Par Sach Kahoo Tou Ye Sab

Tou Sirf Ek Bahana Hain

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Garmi e hasrat nakam se jal ja

Garmi e hasrat nakam se jal jate hain, hum chiraghon ki tarah sham se jal jate hain.

Samah jis aag main jalti hai numaish k lie,

hum usi aag main gumnam se jal jate hain.

jab bhi aata hai mera naam tere naam k sath,

jane Q log mere naam se jal jate hain

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Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Gar

Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi

Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy,

Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye

Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein

Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha,

Ye Sab Pakistan Se Ayen Hen

Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.

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Ham TANQEED karty hain

Ham TANQEED karty hain

ISLAAH

nahi karty

GHEEBAT

karty hain

NASIHAT

nahi karty

HASAD

karty hain

SHUKAR Nahi karty

HIRAS

karty hain

E’SAAR

nahi karty

WAQAT

rakhty hain

EBADAT

nahi karty

ZUBAAN

rakhty hain

TILAWAT

nahi karty

NAZAR

rakhty hain

HAYA

nahi rakhty

KHOON me

Garmi rakhty hain

JIHAAD

Ka Jazba nahi rakhty

DA’WAY

karty he

AMMAL

nahi krte he

HAQIQAT ye hy K

ZINDAGI

rakhty he

Mgr

Usko guzarne ka TARIQA nahi raktay.

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dekh lo Khvaab magar Khvaab ka

dekh lo Khvaab magar Khvaab ka charcha na karo

log jal jayenge suraj kii tamanna na karo

vaqt ka kya hai kisi pal bhi badal sakta hai

ho sake tum se to tum mujh pe bharosa na karo

kirchiyaan TuuTe hue aks ki chubh jaayengi

aur kuchh roz abhii aainaa dekhaa na karo

ajanabi lagane lage Khud tumhen apana hi vajud

apane din raat ko itana b akela na karo

Khvaab bachchon k khilaunony ki tarah hote hain

Khvaab dekhaa na karo Khvaab dikhayaa na karo

be-Khayaali men kabhi ungaliyan jal jayengi

rakh guzare hue lamhon ki kureda na karo

mom ke rishte hain garmi se pighal jaayenge

dhuup ke shahar men Aazer ye tamasha na karo

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ArZ Kya Hy b

ArZ Kya Hy…

Na A/C Lagao..

Na Pankha Lagao..

Wah..Wah..Wah

Na A/C Lagao..

Na Pankha Lagao..

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Phudi Maaro Or Garmi Bhagao.

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, / ,HaPpY , / , / ,

/ / /slow slow/ /

/ / /Rainy/ / /

/ / / DAY / / /

Hota to kitna acha hota :-(

Enjoy

*SAAKHT GARMI*

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ek admi kabar par betha tha,

ek admi kabar par betha tha,

musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???

admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.

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Eyt Pe Naqsh Banaya Tha

Eyt Pe Naqsh Banaya Tha

Kal Koi Sapno Mein Aaya Tha

Aankhon Mein Ab Bhi Tasveer Hai Uski

Uski Aankhon Sey Jaam Churaya Tha

Shab Ko Tarey Ginta Hoon Main

Chanda Ko Chooney Ki Koshish Hooon Karta

Suraj Ki Garmi Mein Tapta Hoon Dinbhar

Taroon Ney Merey Sang Naghma Gaaya Tha

Na B Naghma Hai Na Koi Naqsh Hai

Tasveer Nahin Hai Aankhon Mein

Taron Ka Ginna Choot Gaya Hai

Hai Woh Kaisa Dard Paaya Tha.

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garmi k musam ki wajah se agar

garmi k musam ki wajah se agar rozy me ap ko shadid pyas mesos hone lagy to aap…………….

MAghrib ki azan ka intezar karen, zyada drame baaza ki zarorat nahni…………..

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nikli mohbbat ki baat to tum y

nikli mohbbat ki baat to tum yaad aa gay..

uthey dil main woo jazbat k tum yaad aa gaye..

yuun to dil mere bebass na rehta tha ..

per badley jab haalat to tum yaad aa gaye..

garmi ne sukha diya tha tari yadoon ko..

hoi jab barsat to tum yaad aa gay..

sone chandi se bhara rehta tha yea jism tera..

khaali dekhey apne haath to tum yaad aa gay..

umer guzaar di tujh ko bhulaa ker..

choorra zindagi ne saath to tum yaad aa gaye …

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Agr Pathan na hon tu! Ch

Agr Pathan na hon tu!

Chapalyn kon seay ga?

Mazdoori kon kray ga?

Chhat pr bajri kon charhaye ga?

Madrson mein kon parhy ga?

Dmper kon chlaye ga?

Garmi mein gola ganda or Sardi mai Mongphali kon bechyga?

Raat ko chowkidari kon karega?

Or

Tum Gand kis se mrwaogey ???

Socho.

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TUMHARE NAAM Mein Apna

‘TUMHARE NAAM’

Mein Apna Aaj Apna Kaal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Mein Is Jeevan Ka Har Pal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Mera Guzra Hua Kal To Mere Mazi Ka Hissa Hai

Mein Apna Aaj Apna Kal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Khizain, Sardian, Garmi, Baharein, Barishein, Jara

Mein Har Mosaam Ka Har Har Pal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Tumhare Dukh, Udasi, Gham, Sabhi Ranj-o-Alam Lekar

Mein Yah Khushion Bhari Chagal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Sitare Asmaan Ke Sab Tumhari Mang Mein Bhar Kar

Shaab-e-Tera Ka Sab Kajol Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Tumhare Bin Yah Har Aik Pal Mujahy Bechain Rakhta Hai

Mein Apna Dil Hai Jo Bekal, Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Barasta Bheegta Mosaam Hai Kamzori Meri Lekin

Mein Yeh Sawan, Ghata, Badal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon..

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Sinay se laga kar kaha karti

~Sinay se laga kar kaha karti thi Maa mujh ko,

~Tu Laal hai mera na sata mujh ko,

~Pachtaye ga ek din main chali jaongi,

~Na chahte hoay bhi akela duniya mein chorr jaongi,

~Zamana dikhaye ga Garmi ki Shiddat tujh ko,

~Yaad kar k roaye gat u phir mujhko,

~Mudaton se meri Maa ne sinay se nahi lagaya,

~Ab soo gai khak mein, jub kuch kehne ka waqt aaya.

Just love ur ..

MOTHER

aNd save ur “JANNAT”

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Hazrat Ali RA ne Farmaya:

Hazrat Ali (R.A) ne Farmaya: ” Mujhay 2 cheezain bohat mehboob hain. Sakht sardi me fajar ki namaz or sakht garmi k rozay.”

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Thak Jaao Gar Pathreele Raasto

Thak Jaao Gar Pathreele Raaston Pe Chalte Hue

Kabhi Soch Na Lena Ki Wahan Tanha Ho Tum

Moond Kar Palkon Ko Apni Jo Tum Dekhoge

Apne Saath Hi Sada Mujh Ko Paaoge Tum

Har Waqt Bura Kat Jaat Hai, Yaqeen Karna

Ankhon Main Kabhi Tum Ashk Na Bhar Lena

Ghum Barh Jaaye, Muskurahat Khone Lage

Apni Duaaon Main Mujh Ko Paaoge Tum

Ishq Naam To Nahin Hai Milan Ka, Deedar Ka

Dil Se Dil Ka Mil Jaana Hai Naam-E-Mohabbat

Jo Yaad Aa Jaaye Meri, Na Samjhna Ki Door Hoon

Apne Seene Main Dhadakta Mujh Ko Paaoge Tum

Waqt Ki Garmi Jo Jhulsaane Lage Wujood

Meri Chahat Ki Nami Ko Mehsoos Karna

Jo Sard Hawaain Zamane Ki Aane Lagen Paas

Meri Wafaaon Ki Garmi Ko Mehsoos Karna

Main Tumse Juda To Nahin Hoon Mere Humdum

Apne Saath Hi Sada Mujh Ko Paaoge Tum !!

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Sinay se laga kar kaha karti

~Sinay se laga kar kaha karti thi Maa mujh ko,

~Tu Laal hai mera na sata mujh ko,

~Pachtaye ga ek din main chali jaongi,

~Na chahte hoay bhi akela duniya mein chorr jaongi,

~Zamana dikhaye ga Garmi ki Shiddat tujh ko,

~Yaad kar k roaye gat u phir mujhko,

~Mudaton se meri Maa ne sinay se nahi lagaya,

~Ab soo gai khak mein, jub kuch kehne ka waqt aaya.

Just love ur ..

MOTHER

aNd save ur “JANNAT”

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Teri Aankhun Main Chupe Raaz D

Teri Aankhun Main Chupe Raaz Dekhne Ko Dil Cahta Hai

Aaj Phir Sookhe Zakham Quredney Ko Dil Cahta Hai

Tera Wo Andaz-E-Bayan, Teri Wo Mehekti Saansein

Aaj Phir Khuda Se Kuch Maangne Ko Dil Cahata Hai

Teri Wo Narazgi Aur Teri Wo Saadgi

Aaj Phir Tujhe Pyar Karne Ko Dil Cahta Hai

Tera Wo Tarapna, Tera Wo Aansoo Bahana

Aaj Phir Tujh Se Bicharne Ko Dil Cahta Hai

Tera Wo Muskurana, Jeet Ka Jashan Manana

Aaj Phir Zindagi Se Haarne Ko Dil Cahta Hai

Tera Wo Cheekhna, Pal Pal Mujhe Rijhati Rehna

Aaj Phir Teri Nazroon Sey Qatal Hone Ko Dil Cahta Hai

Teri Wo Bewafai, Waqt Key Hathon Ruswai

Aaj Phir Us Khayal Se Larne Ko Dil Cahta Hai

Tera Wo Jaana Aur Phir Laut Ker Na Aa Na

Aaj Phir Teri Galyun Se Guzarne Ko Dil Cahta Hai

Teri Wo Khushboo, Tere Jism Ki Wo Garmi

Aaj Phir Teri Bahon Mein Ghul Jane Ko Dil Cahta Hai

Tera Wo Junoon, Tera Wo Jazba-E-Ishq

Aaj Phir Tujh Se Mohabat Karne Ko Dil Cahta Ha

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Shehri Bacha: Papa Aaj BohaT G

Shehri Bacha: Papa Aaj BohaT Garmi Hy

Papa:Hm Aj Hi AC Lgwa Lngy

Gaon ka Bcha: Aba Aj Bari Grmi Ay

Abba:Ja Kanjra Tind Krwa K Aa Tenu Hosh Aaway.

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Aha ahabr

(‘.’)>

<"" Aha aha

_/”_

<('.')

/”/> oho oho

_/”_

(‘.’)>

<"" hy hy

_/”_

<('.')

/”/> wah wah

_/”_

kya mst garmi hai enjOy karO

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Main Apna Aaj Apna Kal Tumhara

Main Apna Aaj Apna Kal Tumharay Naam Karta Hoon

Main Is Jeewan Ka Har Ak Pal Tumharay Naam Karta Hoon

Mera Guzra Howa Kal Tu Meray Maazi Ka Hissa Hay

Main Apna Aaj Apna Kal Tumharay Naam Karta Hoon

Kheza’en , Sardiyaan, Garmi , Bahaarain, Barishain , Jaara

Main Har Mousam Ka Har Har Pal Tumharay Naam Karta Hoon

Tumharay Dukh, Udaasi , Ghum, Sabhi Ranj o Alam Lay Kar

Main Yeh Khushyon Bhari Chaagal Tumharay Naam Karta Hoon

Seetaray Aasmaan Kay Sab Tumhari Maang Main Bhar Kar

Shab -e- Taira Ka Sab Kajal Tumharay Naam Karta Hoon

Tumharay Bin Ye Har Ak Pal Mujhay Bay Chain Rakhta Hay

Main Apna Dil Jo Hay Bay Kal Tumharay Naam Karta Hoon

Barasta Bheegta Mousam Hay Kamzori Meri Lakin

Main Yeh Saawan , Ghata , Badal Tumharay Naam Karta Hoon

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Dekh lo magar khawab ka charch

Dekh lo magar khawab ka charcha na kro,

Log jal jayen gy suraj ki tamana na kro.

Waqt ka kya ha ksi pal b badal sakta

ha,

Ho sky tm sy to tm mujh par bhrosa na kro.

Ajnabi lagny lagy khud tmhen apna hi wajood,

Apny din raat ko itna b akela na

kro.

Khwab bachon k khilono ki trha hoty hain,

Khwab dekha na kro khwab dikhya na kro.

Mom k rishty hain garmi sy pigal jayen gy,

Dhoop k shehar main

yeh tamasha na kro…

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Jism ka wo konsa hissa hai Jo

Jism ka wo konsa hissa hai Jo

Garmi

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Sardi

Dono me “GARAM” rehta hai …?

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“LUND”

Agar yaqin na Aay To Mera pakkar k Dhek Lo.

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Hi jaan

Hi….. jaan

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Nikal rahi hai garmi se…..

Or log pata nahi kya kya samajh lety hain..

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dil mera soz e nihan se bemuha

dil mera soz-e-nihan se bemuhaba jal gaya

atish-e-khamosh k manind goya jal gaya

dil mein zauq-e-wasl-o-yad-e-yar tak baki nahi

ag is ghar mein lagi aisi k jo tha jal gaya

main adam se bhi pare hun warna gafil! barha

meri ah-e-atshin se bal-e-anqa jal gaya

arz kije jauhar-e-andesha ki garmi kahan

kuch khayal aya tha wehshat ka k sehra jal gaya

dil nahi, tujh ko dikhta warna dagon ki bahar

is charagan ka, karun kya, karfarma jal gaya

main hun aur afsurdagi ki arazu “Ghalib”! k dil

dekh kar tarz-e-tapak-e-ahl-e-duniya jal gaya

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Iss muqably ka koi sms h

Iss muqably ka

koi sms hy to karo.

“1 LUN adalat mein gia,

OR

Faryad ki.

Judge Sab!

Men chota tha to mera gala kat dia gya,

Thora bara hua to masal masal k meri halat khrab kr di,

OR

Jab men jawan howa to mujy roz andhy

kunwin my dala

jata hy,jahan garmi or tangi ki waja se mera dam ghut-ta hy.

Wahan Mujy roz ultiyan ati

hen

Or

Mujy bayhoshi ki halat me bahar nikala jata Hy.

Mera kasoor kiya hy?

Judge: Benchod

Tera kasoor ye hy

K

Tu akarta bohut hy!

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Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k Be

Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k. Beta.G Hamesha . . Machi aur Bachi khud pakar ke khao to mza he. Lun aur Qanoon kabhi haath main na lo, Nokri or tatton pe kabhi laat na maro. Larki jitni marzi lambi ho lun let kar hi leti hai. Lohe pr hathora or choot pr lora tab maro jab wo garm ho. Kismt ki karni choot ki garmi or lun ki besharmi nai rukti. Or ehtyat se sex karo kyun k. Bandoq se nikli fulad or pait se nikli oulad kabi wapis nai jati.

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Hosh me bhi hosh sa nahi lagta

Hosh me bhi hosh sa nahi lagta,

Koi manzar ab mujhe,badalta sa nahi lagta.

Nahi deti garmi ab mujhe sardi ki wo dhoop,

Saawan bhi utna hara sa nahi lagta.

Doob gai tere dard me itni gehrai tak,

Samandar bhi ab mujhe gehra sa nahi lagta.

Kyu karoon shikwa k doobna tha hi mujhko,

k bin doobe to ye dariya paar nahi lagta.

Mila kartein hai hazaar zakhm jinhe apno se hi,

Apna kaatil bhi fir unhe,raqeeb sa nahi lagta.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Pehle hath pe Phir hont

Pehle hath pe

Phir hont pe

Phir ankh pe

Phir gal pe

Aur phir nak pe

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KISSSSS

Qadar MAKHIYAN Tang Karti Hain GARMI Main.. Safiullah

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He watho tawha ji garmi jo dus

He watho tawha ji garmi jo dushman

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bha kulfi thai Matan lun samjheen.

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Dekh lo magar khawab ka charch

Dekh lo magar khawab ka charcha na kro,

Log jal jayen gy suraj ki tamana na kro.

Waqt ka kya ha ksi pal b badal sakta

ha,

Ho sky tm sy to tm mujh par bhrosa na kro.

Ajnabi lagny lagy khud tmhen apna hi wajood,

Apny din raat ko itna b akela na

kro.

Khwab bachon k khilono ki trha hoty hain,

Khwab dekha na kro khwab dikhya na kro.

Mom k rishty hain garmi sy pigal jayen gy,

Dhoop k shehar main mohsin yeh tamasha na kro.

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Sinay se laga ker kaha kerti t

Sinay se laga ker kaha kerti thi MAA mujhko,

Tu laal ha mera na sata mujhko,

Pachtaya ga ik jub chor ke chali jaoungi tujhko,

Na chahe duniya main akeli chor jaingi tujhko,

Zamana dikhaye ga garmi ki dhidat tujhko,

Yaad kerke roye ga phir to mujhko,

Muddaton se meri MAA ne sinay nahi lagaya,

please take care your mother before it‘s too late to regret

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Bichar jaeingy hum lekin,

Bichar jaeingy hum lekin,

hmaari yaad k jugnoo,

tumhari shab k daaman mein,

sitara ban k chamkein gy,

tumhein bechain rkhein gy,

boht masroof rehny k,

bahany tum banao ge,

bohat koshish kroge tum,

k ab mosam jo badlein to,

hmaari yaad na ay,

magar aisa nahi hoga,

kahein jo sard mosam mein,

december ki hawaon mein,

tumhary dil k goshon mein,

jami hain barf ki tarha,

wo yaadein kesy pighlein ge…?

kbhi garmi ki tapti surk gharion mein,

mery mazi ko socho ge,

to aankhein bheeg jaein ge,

ghari peechy ko dorro ge,

kai saalon ki gumgashta,

hmari yaad ay ge,

bichar jaao magar sun lo…!

hamary darmiyaan aisi,

koi to baat b hoge,

jisy tum yaad rakho ge….

MUJHY TUM YAAD RAKHOGE……!

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Aamo ki khsuhbu, Barish

Aamo ki khsuhbu,

Barish ki bahar,

Garmi ka mosam,

aney ko tayar,

Thori si masti,

Thora sa payar,

Load shading k liye,

raho tayaar,

“HAPPY SUMMER

SEASON YAAR..!”

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/_ “_ “_” _”_”_”_”__-_-_-_-_-_-_-__/ A.C For You

Thora sa kamra THANDA kar k Aagay fwd kar dain.

GARMi sirf Aap ko nahi lagti.:-)

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Sardar: Jab Garm

Sardar:

Jab Garmi lagti hai To kia karty ho?

Pathan:

Hum Sab A.C k samnay béith jaty hain.

Sardar:

Jab os se bi zyada garmi lagy to?

Pathan:

Phir hum AC On Kar lety hain;-

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Garmi e hasrat nakam se jal ja

Garmi e hasrat nakam se jal jate hain, hum chiraghon ki tarah sham se jal jate hain.

Samah jis aag main jalti hai numaish k lie,

hum usi aag main gumnam se jal jate hain.

jab bhi aata hai mera naam tere naam k sath,

jane Q log mere naam se jal jate hain.

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Sardi Ki Dhoop Main, Gun Gun,

Sardi Ki Dhoop Main, Gun Gun, Man Mera Gaaye

Ajj Aa Ja Sanam Kahin Se, Bahon Mai Lo Mujhe Chupaye

Madhoshi Is Sard Dhoop Main, Man Main Agan Lagaye

Aise Main Aa Ja Sanam, Dil Ko Kahin Chain Na Aaye

Meethi Meethi Ninia Main, Dhadkan Behaki Jaaye

De Kar Sanso Ki Apni Garmi, Le Mohe Ajj Bachaye

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Larki hakeem se: Hakeem saab m

Larki hakeem se: Hakeem saab main jub bhi koi sexy pic dekhti hoon, mere nipples kharay ho jate hain, garmi lagne lagti hay, nangi honay ko dil chahta hay..

Hakeem apni shalwar ka naara kholtay huay:

Bibi, araam or tafseel se apna masla batain..!! ;-)

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Mere mehboob Meri zindagi par

Mere mehboob Meri zindagi par hai tery pyar ka saya

tu 5 Minute ruk.

Main “GENERATOR” chala k aya

(-,-)/Strt ho ja yar Garmi hy

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3 golden rules 1 Pai

3 golden rules…

1. Paisa Aur Nangi Larki jahan nazar aye mat choro

2. Lohay per Hathora aur Choot per Lora ussi waqt maro jub wo garam ho

3. Kismat ki Karni Aur Choot Ki Garmi kabhi nahee ruktee

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Jigar Ki Grmi Masany Ki

Jigar Ki Grmi

Masany Ki Garmi

Aur Ehtilam Ka Wahid Elaj,

Qarshi Ki

Thanda

Krny WaliArshi

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(((~_~)))

))) (((

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Bacho ke pohanch se dur rakhyn.

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ek admi kabar par betha tha,

ek admi kabar par betha tha,

musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???

admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.

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mohabat or mohabat se wo dil e

mohabat or mohabat se wo dil e shad k qesy.

bhot he lutf detey haen tumhari yaad k qesy.

usi narm lehje se, unhen garm sanson se .

ab b wo chirte haen jo chirty they subh ki bad k qesy.

lrna or mnana or phir haste haste roth jana.

hum aksr yaad krtey haen wo teri zat k qesy.

jo lub kholty tu baten phol bn kr bikhr jaten.

ab tu sunne ko traste haen teri ik bat k qesy.

badal jatey haen mosam par yai kab bdaltey haen .

jo garmi k khtum tu shoro ho jatey haen brsat k qesy.

sonaon tu meharbani enhen tum dil se he son na.

nahi koi khani yai haen mere jazbat k qesy.

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HAMARE USTAD JI NE FARMAYAbr

HAMARE USTAD JI NE FARMAYA

KE MACHI AUR BACHI KHUD PAKAR KE KAWO TU MAZA HY

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LUN AUR QANOON KABE HAT MEY NA LO

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NOKRI AUR TATTON PE KABI LAAT NA MARO

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LARKI JITNE LAMBO HO LUN HAMESHA LET KAR HI LETI HY

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LOHE PER HATORA OR CHOOT PER LORA TAB MARO JAB WO GARAM HO

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KISMAT KI KARNI CHOOT KI GARMI OR LUN KI PE SHARMI NAHI RUKTI

OR

EHTEYAT SE SEX KARO Q.K

BANDOOQ SE NIKLE FOLAD OR PAIT SE NIKLE OULAD KABE WAPUS NAHI JATI

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SMS of the Year Sinay s

SMS of the Year

~Sinay se laga kar kaha karti thi Maa mujh ko,

~Tu Laal hai mera na sata mujh ko,

~Pachtaye ga ek din main chali jaongi,

~Na chahte hoay bhi akela duniya mein chorr jaongi,

~Zamana dikhaye ga Garmi ki Shiddat tujh ko,

~Yaad kar k roaye gat u phir mujhko,

~Mudaton se meri Maa ne sinay se nahi lagaya,

~Ab soo gai khak mein, jub kuch kehne ka waqt aaya.

Just love ur ..

MOTHER

aNd save ur “JANNAT”

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Agar koi apko dopeher 3 baje k

Agar koi apko dopeher 3 baje kahe *GOOD NIGHT* ya shaam ko kahe *GOOD MORNING* ya raat ko 3 bje kahe *HAPPY BIRTHDAY* to samajh lain k wo wapda ke zulm ka shikar hai . Garmi ne us ki matt mar di hy . Aisay logon k leay dua keren *ALLAH unhe sabr de AAMEEN

Meri trf se aap ko bht bht *EID MUBARAK*…..

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Shabdo se kiya izhaar, yakin t

Shabdo se kiya izhaar, yakin tumhe aata nahi

Mohabbat tumhe is deewane ki nazar aati nahi|

Kaise dikhaun yeh zakham, ahesas dard ka tumhe nahi

Husn ki garmi se karde khakh, bin tere jine ki aab chah nahi||

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Shadeed Garmi mai Bus Stop py

Shadeed Garmi mai Bus Stop py Log

bus K intizar mai khare thy,

ek Faqir aya, Sub sy Bheek Li

aur Riksha mai baith kr chaLa gya…

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Hi Meri jaan,

Hi…

Meri jaan,

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Nikal rahi hai garmi se…:-)

or log pata nahi kya kya smaj lety hain:-)

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Sunhairi Batain

Sunhairi Batain

“..Kisi k Ghr janae se pehly Lite ki timing puch L0,

Waqt ki pabndi Wapda waLa0n se sekho,

2012 mai pagl log lite ki waja se h0n gy,

Agr kisi se d0sti kar0 t0 daekh l0 Un K pas genratr ya U.p.s hy,

Acha dost wohi hy jo ap ko garmi mai hawa dy..”

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Tere Pyar Ki Barish Mein Nahan

Tere Pyar Ki Barish Mein Nahane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Teri Banhon Ki Garmi Mein Phighal Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Tere Ishq Ke Gehre Sagar Mein Doob Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Teri Jheel Si Kaali Aankhon Mein Sama Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Chand Se Tere Chehre Pe Fida Ho Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Mohabbat Mein Teri Hadh Se Guzar Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Teri Shehed Baatein Mere Dil Ko Bohat Lubhati Hain,

Bheegi Si Muskaan Teri Deewana Mujhe Kar Jaati Hain,

Ghussa Bhi Tera Hai Pyaar Bhara Saari Duniya Se Judaa,

Anokhi Teri Adaon Pe Marr Mitne Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Maanga Hai Tujhe Khuda Se Bare Sajdon Ke Baad,

KamZarf Zamane Ki Nazron Se Tujhe Chupa Lene Ko Ji Chahta Hai.

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Seenay se laga kar kaha karti

Seenay se laga kar kaha karti thi MAA mujh ko,

…”Tu Laal hai Mera Na sata mujh ko…”

…Pachtaey ga aik Din jab mein chali jaoun gi,

Na chahtay hoaey bhi akaila chorh jaoun gi…

Zamana Dikhaey ga Garmi ki Shidaat tujh ko,

Yaad kar k roaey ga tu phir mujh ko…

Mudaatoun se Meri Maa ne,

Seenay se nahi lagaya,

Aab So Gai Khak Mein …

Jab Kuch Kehnay ka Waqt aaya

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Winter is going 2 startbr

Winter is going 2 start…

If u want to protect yourself from cold..

Just..

Go to hell..

Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy

Sardiyan mast guzren gi Mamo;-

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Mere Her Pal Tumhare Naam

‘Mere Her Pal “Tumhare Naam”

‘Mein Apna Aaj Apna Kaal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Mein Is Jeevan Ka Har Pal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Mera Guzra Hua Kal To Mere Mazi Ka Hissa Hai

Mein Apna Aaj Apna Kal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Khizain, Sardian, Garmi, Baharein, Barishein, Jara

Mein Har Mosaam Ka Har Har Pal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Tumhare Dukh, Udasi, Gham, Sabhi Ranj-o-Alam Lekar

Mein Yah Khushion Bhari Chagal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Sitare Asmaan Ke Sab Tumhari Mang Mein Bhar Kar

Shaab-e-Tera Ka Sab Kajol Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Tumhare Bin Yah Har Aik Pal Mujahy Bechain Rakhta Hai

Mein Apna Dil Hai Jo Bekal, Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Barasta Bheegta Mosaam Hai Kamzori Meri Lekin

Mein Yeh Sawan, Ghata, Badal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon..’

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Agar koi apko dopeher 12 bajay

Agar koi apko dopeher 12 bajay kahay

“GUD NIGHT”

Ya shaam ko kahay

“GUD MORNING”

Ya raat ko 3 bajay kahay

“HAPY BIRTHDAY”

to samajh len k wo WAPDA k zulm ka shikar hai

Garmi ne us ki matt mar di hai

Aese logon k liye dua karen k

“ALLAH unhay sabr de

AAMEEN

Meri taraf se apko bohat bohat

EID

MUBARAK :-)

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A public msg Garmi se b

A public msg

Garmi se bachney k lye

Enter Passwrd

******

*****O

****LO

***ALO

**HALO

*AHALO

NAHALO

Code accepted

Welcme to bathroom

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PoLice Mujram se=Bache k sath

PoLice Mujram se=Bache k sath ziadti Q ki? Mujram:Janab garmi ho gai thi aur bacha khubsurt tha.

PoLic=Bacha kahan hy?

Mujram=Janab Bacha khush hy aur msg pr raha hy.

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Rango Ki Masti Pholon Ki Bahar

Rango Ki Masti Pholon Ki Bahar

Basant Ki Patangen Urne Ko Beqarar

Thori Si Garmi Halki Si Phoar

Bahar Ka Musam Ane Ko Tayar So

Happy Basant Mubarak

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Ek Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar P

Ek Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Per Bethi Thi.

Musafir Ne Poocha=Darr Nai Lagta?

Aurat=Lo Is Mein Darne Ki Kya Baat Hy

Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon:-)

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Seeny se laga k kaha kerti thi

Seeny se laga k kaha kerti thi maa mujh ko

to laaal hai na sata mujh ko

pachtaye ga ik din jab main chali jaun gi

na chahty hue bhi akela choor jaun gi

zamana dikhaee ga garmi ki shiddat tujh ko

yaad kerke roye ga tu phir mujh ko

muddad se meri maa ne seeny se nahin lagaya a

ab so gayi khaak main jab kuch kehny ka waqt aya

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Garmi say bachnay ka jad

Garmi say

bachnay ka jadeed tareeqa,

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Pata chalay to mujhay bhi batana.

Qasam say bohot garmi hy…

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Kambal or Razai ko Karo Maaf

Kambal or Razai ko Karo Maaf..

Cooler or A.C ko Kar Lo Saaf..

Apne Nature Me Rakho Narmi..

Humari Taraf se Apko…

;;;HAPPY GARMI;;;

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Subah Ki Pehli Kiran Tumhari S

Subah Ki Pehli Kiran Tumhari Shaan Hogi,

Subah Ki Doosri Kiran Tumhari Aan Hogi,

Subah Ki Teesri Kiran …

Oye Bas Yaar, Warna Garmi Jyada Hogi.

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Hosh me bhi hosh sa nahi lagta

Hosh me bhi hosh sa nahi lagta,

Koi manzar ab mujhe,badalta sa nahi lagta.

Nahi deti garmi ab mujhe sardi ki wo dhoop,

Saawan bhi utna hara sa nahi lagta.

Doob gai tere dard me itni gehrai tak,

Samandar bhi ab mujhe gehra sa nahi lagta.

Kyu karoon shikwa k doobna tha hi mujhko,

k bin doobe to ye dariya paar nahi lagta.

Mila kartein hai hazaar zakhm jinhe apno se hi,

Apna kaatil bhi fir unhe,raqeeb sa nahi lagta.

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Garmi ziada hai pankha thora t

Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo…

Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo…

Kis ne kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kardo

The chappal k moo wali returns..!

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Ap sub se Request ki jati hy k

Ap sub se Request ki jati hy k!

Garmi ka zor din ba din barta ja raha hy,

or

prindy piayas sy martey ja rahy hen,

Aap b bohat sary parindon ki jan bacha

sakty hen,

karna sirf ye hy k apni chatt py kisi

bartan mein pani rakh dein,

pr deikhen Allah pak aap ko is Amal ka

kitna ajar deta hai,

Aaj tak Aap ne kafi poetry, jokes wale

Msg 4ward kiye hongay,

Aaj is Msg ko itna Aam kar dain k koi

prinda pani ki waja se na marey,

k,k

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Hosh me bhi hosh sa nahi lagta

Hosh me bhi hosh sa nahi lagta,

Koi manzar ab mujhe,badalta sa nahi lagta.

Nahi deti garmi ab mujhe sardi ki wo dhoop,

Saawan bhi utna hara sa nahi lagta.

Doob gai tere dard me itni gehrai tak,

Samandar bhi ab mujhe gehra sa nahi lagta.

Kyu karoon shikwa k doobna tha hi mujhko,

k bin doobe to ye dariya paar nahi lagta.

Mila kartein hai hazaar zakhm jinhe apno se hi,

Apna kaatil bhi fir unhe,raqeeb sa nahi lagta.

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Kuch is Liye B doston Se Raabt

Kuch is Liye B doston Se Raabta Km Rakhta Hun FARAZ .

Jo milta hy kehta hy yar garmi bari e

BOTTLE te pya..?

(“,)

))

_/l. Lo dsso Soraj nu ag main lai a.

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Katrina ko to garmi ki waja se

Katrina ko to garmi ki waja se “chakkar” or “Ulti” aa gai thi

FARAZ

Kaminoo ne mashoor kar dia “Sherry” BAAP ban ne wala hai!!!!

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O JEE gal suno,

”O JEE gal suno,

sardi da ik faida ay??

Nai pata??

Lay suno…

,,, (‘-‘)/

/ _/ /_

garmi Nai Lagdi..

¿Happy

¿winter

¿Season.

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Is garmi me apple juice

Is garmi me apple juice

mango juice

tarbuz juice

badam juice

Falsa juice

in sab k lye to ap k pas paise nai honge,so..

filhal..

Angutha choos

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Hum tum tanha baithay honbr

Hum tum tanha baithay hon.

Aur halki halki barish ho,

Kuch kap kapatay hont hon

Aur bheegi bheegi ankhain hon,

Barish ki bundo ka asar na koi,

Sansoon mein itneee garmi ho,

Raat ka ho sannata bhe aur,

Qadam behekne ka dar bhe ho,

Sama jaye ek duje mai hum,

Guzar jaaien har had se hum,

Madosh ho jaaien pyar mai tou,

Mehek jai wo rat bhe,

Kash kabi to aisa ho k,

Hum tm tanha baithe hon.

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Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi la

Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?

Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon

Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?

Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p

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FRIEND: Jb Garmi lagti hy To k

FRIEND: Jb Garmi lagti hy To kia krte ho?

PATHAN: Hm Sb A.C K samne beth jate hain..

FRIND: Jb us se b zyada garmi lage to?

PATHAN: Phr hm AC On Kr lete hain.

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Tu Bar Bar Apni Wafaon K

Tu Bar Bar Apni

Wafaon Ki Kahani Na Suna Faraaz

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Hik ta Garmi aa,wari lighte b konhe

Mathaan wari Tuhnjo Pitko…

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Hår pål

Hår pål

Hår dìñ

Hår waqt

Hår lmhå

Hår åhåt

Hår èhsåås

Aur dìl kì hår dhadkåñ

Kèh råhì håì

Tauba

Kìtñì Garmi håi.

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Main agar kahoon,

Main agar

kahoon,

Tum sa

haseen,

Kaynaat mein

nahi hy koi,

To plz yaar yaqeen mat karna kbhi kbhi insaan garmi me ulta seedha bol jata hai.

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Jis Chehray Pe Bhi Nazar Parey

Jis Chehray Pe Bhi Nazar Parey

Wo Chehra Tum Saa Lagta Hay

Wo Shaam Ho Ya K Dhoop Smay

Sab Kitna Bhala Saa Lagta Hay

Garmi Ka Tap-taa Mousaam Bhi

Jaa-rre Ka Maheena Laagta Hay

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Sakht Garmi ki waja se Paseena

Sakht Garmi ki waja se Paseena aa raha tha

Mai ne jab ye paseena apni BV k dupattay se ponch to us ne kaha mera dupata ganda na karo.

Aur jab main ne Paseena MAA k dupattay se puncha tha to maa ne kaha tha ye dupatta ganda hai main tujhy saaf kapra deti hun.

Khush kismat hain jin ki maen zinda hain.

“Please Always love your mothers”

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pyar ki taqat

/ pyar ki taqat

Yeh mere haath ki garmi

Jise choo ker

Tumhain aankh main

hairat ke doure hain

Keh isse qabal jab bhi

tumne mera haath thama

Barf ka mousam hi paya

Yeh mousam mere andar

kitne berson se firokash tha

Bahar ati thi

Aur mere dareechon per

kabhi dastuk na deti thi

Gulaabi baarishen

Mere liye mamnoo thi’n

Aur subha ki taza hawa ka zaiqa

Main bhool bethi thi

Mere malboos se sub

garam rangon ko

shikayat thi

Mujhe bus baraf ki chader

pehenane ki ijazat thi

Magar janaa’n!

Tumhare saath ne to rooh

ka mousam badal dala

Yahan ab rang ka

tehwaar hai

Khushboo ka mela hai

Mera malboos ab gehra gulaabi hai

Mere khuwabon ka

chehra mahtaabi hai

Mere haathon ki hiddat

aaftabi hai jise choo ker…

Mujay tm nay mujay

mukamal kar diya tha….??

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