What Will You Call A Person Ji

What Will You Call A Person Jis k Birth Certificate Se Date Of Birth Ghayab Ho Gai ho??

any guess?

nahi pata?

simple !

UMAR GUL!

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sandook e sakena kia hai?

sandook-e-sakena kia hai?

aik dfa ka zikr hai maa aur beta sfar kr rahy the wo jga baithy thy waha`n pr aur maa aur beta aa gay 2no ki maa ny apas men batein ki aik ny kaha bahin mery bety ko koi rishat nahi deta kia kro`n

2sri ny kaha mera bety ko bhi koi reshat nahi deta

ab aisa krty hain ap mery bety sy shadi kro main ap ky bety sy shadi krt hon

is trha 2no ki shadi ho gai

aik saal ky bad 2no ky ghar bety paida howy

ab msla ye howa 2no ka apas men rshat kia hai

(hia dam to btao)

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, Ooo Soo ve J

(“,) Ooo Soo

/)) ve Jao

/ / Soneyo

Raat Ho Gai a

Her Raat Menu E Khapna Penda A Kadi apne ap V Soo Jia Karo,je

GOOD NIGHT

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Kya Phir ho gai Mujhse He Koi

Kya Phir ho gai Mujhse He Koi Khata

Ye Dil is Qadar Darta Q Hai.

Woh Rooth Jata Hai Mujhse

Najane Dil-e-Nadan Usey Manata Q Hai.

Us Se Mera Taulaq Tu Sirf Dosti Ka Hai

Phir Aisa He Hai Yo Mujhe Us Se Muhabat Q Hai.

Wo ik Shakhs Sab ko Bohut Hai Pyara.

Lekin Uske Liye Mere Ankhon Main Aansu Q Hai

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Nabi e Rehmat SAWW ka irshad,

Nabi e Rehmat SAWW ka irshad, Mafhum: “Jiski Asar ki Nemaz Faut ho gai to goya wo, uska ghr aur uska maal Lut gaya”Trimzi:164 (0N MNZAIDI)

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, Ooo Uth Vie

(“,) Ooo Uth

/)) Vie Jayo

/ / Soneyo

Subah Ho Gai Aa

Har Subah Menu Ei Khapna Painda Aay Kadi apnaiy Aap Vie Uth Jaya Kero.

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Sardar ki ma ki death ho gai,

‘Sardar ki ma ki death ho gai,

ek sal bad sardar ka bap america sa wapis aya,us na poucha teri ma kahan ha, sardar bola wo to pichlay sal hi mr gai thi,sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,sardar bola

Me na socha surprise don ga.@’

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Aj SHAB E MARAJ hai

Aj “SHAB-E-MARAJ” hai..

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Hamara nama-e-aamal tabdeel hone wala hain..

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Yaani hamari zindagi ki 1 or kitaab band hone wali hai..

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Main nahi chahta k meri kitaab Aap se maafi mangne se pehly band hojaye..

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Ager mujh se koi galti ho gai ho to plz dil sy maaf kr dena…

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Kahani Ek Garee

(Kahani)

Ek Gareeb Borha admi Tha uski 2 Betyan the,

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Or 2no Ke shadi ho gai Ek ke Haari se or Ek kumbhar se,

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Ek din Borha apni ek beti k Ghar gaya to usne Apne bap se kaha k Baba dua kro k *Barish*

ho Jai,

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Ta k fasal Ache ho,

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Jab Wo 2sri beti k Ghar gaya to 2nd beti ne kaha k baba Dua kro K *barish* Na ho,

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Abi Kache Bartan Bana k dhoop me Rakhe hen,

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Borha Bechara Bara Pareshan howa k Kis k lye Dua kre,

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Phr Gaib se Awaz ayi K

Ek Kam kisi k faide k lye hota he,

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to 2sre k lye Nuksan

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Tum pareshan mat Ho Allah tala Sab k sath bhalai krta he.

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apni ruswai tere nam ka charch

apni ruswai tere nam ka charcha dekhun

ek zara sher kahun aur main kya kya dekhun

nind a jaye to kya mahfilen barpa dekhun

ankh khul jaye to tanhai ka sahra dekhun

sham bhi ho gai dhundhala gai ankhen bhi meri

bhulnewale main kab tak tera rasta dekhun

sab ziden us ki main puri karun har bat sunun

ek bache ki tarah se use hansta dekhun

mujh pe cha jaye wo barsat ki khushbu ki tarah

ang ang apna usi rut main mahakta dekhun

tu meri tarah se yakta hai magar mere habib

ji main ata hai koi aur bhi tujh sa dekhun

main ne jis lamhe ko puja hai use bas ek bar

khwab ban kar teri ankhon main utarta dekhun

tu mera kuch nahin lagta hai magar jan-e-hayat

jane kyon tere liye dil ko dharakta dekhun

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