Maalik: Khabis admi Tm bathroo

Maalik: Khabis admi Tm bathroom main ghuss aae ? jab k main naha raha hun. Noker: Ghalti ho gai maaf ker den. Mein samjha begum sahiba hain.

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Ankhon ko intezar ki aadat si

Ankhon ko intezar ki aadat si ho gai

yani k khayal-e-yar ki aadat si ho gai

ab ksi dusre ko dekhon b tu dil manta nhi

hum ko uss k pyar ki aadat si ho gai

wo jhoot b kehy tu mantay hain sach

uss par aitbar ki aadat si ho gai

khushien agar millen tu gham par waar dein

ghaate k karobar ki aadat si ho gai

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Raha Gurdishon Main Hardam Mer

Raha Gurdishon Main Hardam Mere Ishq Ka Sitara

Kabhi Dagmagai Kishti Kabhi Kho Gia Kinara

Koi Dil K Khel Dekhe K Mohabbaaton Ki Bazi

Wo Kadam Kadam Pe Jeete, Main Kadam Kadam Pe Hara

Ye Hamari Bad Nasibi Jo Nahin Hai To Aur Kia Hai

K Usi K Ho Gai Hain, Jo Na Ho Saka Hamara

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¤GAZAL¤ Yunhi

¤”GAZAL”¤

Yunhi anjanay main us say rafaqat ho gai,

Dil lagi kernay chalay

aur

us say chahat ho gai,

wo na ho to main khud say hi ulajhta hoon,

kia karo mujhay us ki Aadat ho gai,

Main apnay wajood main us ko talaash karta hoon,

Mujhe us say is qadar muhabbat ho gai,

Mere pass Aao to jee loon do pal,

Meri to her saans us ki amaanat ho gai,

Main sochta tha us k aagay zindagi kia hai,

Pr usy chahne kay liye zindagi ki zaroorat ho gai….

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Ay nazani teri ada hai sabse j

Ay-nazani teri ada hai sabse juda, ke tujhpe kitne aashiq fida,

tera roop hai bahut khoob, ke main bhi jaon isme doob,

teri chahat kitne dilo ko deti hai rahat, ke ab mujhe bhi teri ho gai hai aadat,

tu meri mai tera, bata Ay-janewafa kab hoga pura ye judai ka phera…..

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Kitne Armano Ko Dil Me Chupa R

Kitne Armano Ko Dil Me Chupa Rakha Hai

Chirago Ki Hifazat Ko Hawao Ko Bula

Rakha Hai

Kaash Woh Aake Kahe Hum Bhi Yaad Karte

Hai Tumhe

Ek Issi Aas Pe Darwaaza Khula Rakha

Hai

Nind Bhi Aa Jaye To Jee Bhar Ke Dekh Lu

Kitne Dino Se Apni Palko Ko Khula Rakha

Hai

Dard Se Ab To Muhabbat Si Ho Gai Hai

Sadiyo Se Humne Apne Zakhmo Ko Hara

Rakha Hai

Mere Jaane Ke Baad Ghut Ghut Ke Mar Na

Jaye Dil

Is Liye Teri Yaad Ko Seene Se Laga

Rakha Hai…!!

k,k

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Ek larki ne nmaz Haajat parhi

Ek larki ne nmaz Haajat parhi aur shadi k liye dua mangne lagi to sharam aagai kahne lagi,

“Aey Allah mein apne liye kuch nahi mangti bus meri Ammi ko ek Khubsurat Damaad de de”

.

.

.

Pata hy kya hua

.

.

USKI choti behan ki shadi ho gai.

M0RAL: Duaon me funkarian nhi krni chahiyen.:-)

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*Duwa* From Last

*Duwa*

From Last AAYAT

Of Surah BAQARAH:

Ae Hamare”RAB”

Agar Hum Se Bhool

Ho Gai Ho, Ya Koi

Khata Ki Ho To,

Hamari Pakar Na

Karna,

Ae Hamare”RAB”

Hum Par Woh Bojh

Na Daal, Jo Hum Se

Pehle Logon Par

Dala Tha,

Ae Hamare”RAB”

Hum Par Woh Bojh

Na Daal, Jis Ki Hum

M Taqat Na Ho, Aur

Hum Ko Maaf Farma.!

Aur

Humain Bakhsh De.!,

Hum Par Raham

Farma.

*AAMIN*

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BEAUTIFUL DUA br

“BEAUTIFUL DUA”

From Last AAYAT OF SURAH BAQARAH:

AEY Hamaarey “RAB” Agar Hum Sey Bhool Ho Gai Ho

Ya Koi Khata Ki Ho To

Hamari Pakar Na Karna,

AEY Hamaarey “RAB” Hum Per Woh Bojh Na Daal,

Jo Hum Sey Pehlay Logoon Per Daala Tha,

AEY Hamare “RAB” Hum Per Woh Bojh Na Daal,

Jis Ki Hum May Taaqat Na Ho,

Aur Hum Ko Muaaf Farma

Aur Hamain Bakhsh Dey

Hum Par Rehm Farma

~”~AAMIN~”~

Remembr Me In Your Prayrz !!

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

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***Us Ne Din Raat Mujhe Itna S

***Us Ne Din Raat Mujhe Itna Sataya K,

Nafrat Bhi Na Hui Or Muhabbat Bhi Ho Gai,

Us Ne Is Nazakat Se Mere Hoton Ko Chooma,

K Roza Bhi Na Toota Or Aftiyari Bhi Ho Gai,

Us Ne Itne Ahtram Se Mujhe Mohabbat Ki k,

Gunah Bhi Na Hua Or Ibaddat Bhi Ho Gai,

Mat Pocho Us K Pyar Karne Ka Andaz Kesa Tha,

Us Ne Is Shiddat Se Gale Se Lagaya,

K Mout Bhi Na Hui Or Jannat Bhi Mil Gai,

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1 Pathan ki wall clock khrab h

1 Pathan ki wall clock khrab ho gai

clock ko khola to Andar MACHAR mara para tha

Pathan:

O khana khrab ye chlay ga kyse?

Eska to DRIVER hi mara pra hy…!

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Hr rat us sy milny ki aadat si

Hr rat us sy milny ki aadat si ho gai

phr rfta rfta os sy muhabat si ho gai

shayed ye taza taza judai ka tha aser

hr shakal yak baek tari sorat si ho gai

ik nam jhilmilany lga dil k tak pr

ik yad jesey baesy rahat si ho gai

khud ko sja snwar k rkhny ka shok tha

Phir apny aap sy mujhy wahshat

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Close Ur Eyes

//////// E I D //MUBARAKAap soch rahe hon gay abi eid ko 5 din baqi hain,

Lekin

Ya

To

Socho

Hamara sms jis ko mil jata hai samjho us ki to eid ho gai

So

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25720,1,10/4/2011–8:46:24-AM,10/4/2011–8:46:24-AM,”Close

Ur

Eyes

And

Imagine

My

Smily

Face

Have You Done It???

Mubarak ho

Aap Ne 5 Din Pehlay Hi Eid Ka Chand Dekh liya….

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Ankhon ko intizar ki adat si h

Ankhon ko intizar ki adat si ho gai.

Yani khyal-e-yar ki adat si ho gai..

Aab doosra milay bhi to dil manta nahi..

Hum ko jo us k pyar ki aadat si ho gai .

wo jut bhi kahay use mante hain sach .

Us par to aitbar ki ahdat si ho gai..

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Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bo

Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Sardar : pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

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Apun 1 sher Bole Chand

Apun 1 sher Bole

“Chand upar se phenk raha hai Light”

“Ae MAMU ho gai hai Night”

“Band krney ka Light”

“Aur soney ka aik dum Tight”

“Bole to!

“Good Night”

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Har ik lamha ik imtehan hai,

Har ik lamha ik imtehan hai,

Boht na-mehrban ye asman hai,

Dilon pr barf girti ja rhi hai,

Badlon ka tajziya bhi raiga hai,

Me us sy bat krna chahti hu btao to shi wo ab kahan hai,

Anaa ki rait shamil ho gai hai,

Hawa sy guftagu ab raigan hai,

Mujhy is ka yaken hargiz nhi tha,

Meri janib sy itna badguman hai…

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YaH00o! ,-,

YaH00o!

,___(‘;’)___,

))

/ L

Exam ki sari tyari ho gai

Pen

Markr

Scale

Pencil

Rubbar

Sharpnar

Sb teyar hy

Ab Bus

YAD karna BAQI hy:-)

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Yuohi anjanay main us say rafa

Yuohi anjanay main us say rafaqat ho gai,

Dil lagi kernay chalay aur us say chahat ho gai,

wo na ho to main khud say hi ulajhta hoon,

kia karo mujhay us ki Aadat ho gai,

Main apnay wajood main us ko talaash karta hon,

Mujhe us say is qadar muhabbat ho gai,

Mere pass Aao to jee loon do pal,

Meri to her saans us ki amaanat ho gai,

Main sochta tha us k aagay zindagi kia hai,

Per usey chahne kay liye zindagi ki zaroorat ho gai.

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Aandhi chali aor Woh Mouh k Ba

Aandhi chali aor Woh Mouh k Bal Giri or Behosh ho Gai

Jo Kehti Thi

“Main awan gi hawa ban ky . “HAPPY MITTI KATTA “SEASON”

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PoLice Mujram se=Bache k sath

PoLice Mujram se=Bache k sath ziadti Q ki? Mujram:Janab garmi ho gai thi aur bacha khubsurt tha.

PoLic=Bacha kahan hy?

Mujram=Janab Bacha khush hy aur msg pr raha hy.

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Us Ne Din Raat Mujhe Itna Sata

Us Ne Din Raat Mujhe Itna Sataya K,

Nafrat Bhi Na Hui Or Muhabbat Bhi Ho Gai,

Us Ne Is Nazakat Se Mere Honton Ko Chooma,

K Roza Bhi Na Toota Or Iftari B Ho Gai,

Us Ne Itne Ehtram Se Mujhe Mohabbat Ki k,

Gunah Bhi Na Hua Or Ibaddat B Ho Gai,

Mat Pocho Us K Pyar Karne Ka Andaz Kesa Tha,

Us Ne Is Shiddat Se Gale Se Lagaya,

K Mout B Na Hui Or Jannat Bhi Mil Gai,

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Ghar ki Dewar Saja Di Barish N

Ghar ki Dewar Saja Di Barish Ne,

US k Zikar Se Ho Gai Meri Aankhen Num,

Magar Doston Men Ye Sari Baat Chupa Di Barish Ne,

Suna Hy Wo B Roya Hy Aaj Bohat,

Lagta hy Un Ko Meri YAAD Dila Di Barish Ne,

Wo Bewafa Hue To Phir Kya Hua FARAZ,

Aaj Mere Saath Ro Kar Wafa Nibha Di Barish Ne………..!

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Har Shaam Tum Se Milne Ki Aada

Har Shaam Tum Se Milne Ki Aadat Si Ho Gai Phir Rafta Rafta Tum Se Mohabbat Si Ho Gai

Shayad Ye Taza Taza Judai Ka Tha Asar Har Shakal Yak Ba Yak Teri Surat Si Ho Gai

Ek Naam Jhil’Milane Laga Dil K Taaq Par Ek Yaad Jese Baais E Rahat Si Ho Gai

Khud Ko Sja Sanwar K Rakhne Ka Shoq Tha Phir Apne Ap Se Mujhe Nafrt Si Ho Gai

Me Ne Koi Bayan E Safai Nhi Dia Bs Chup RahA To Khud Hi Wazahat Si Ho Gai

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1 educated admi ki shadi unpar

1 educated admi ki shadi unparrh aurat se ho gai.

Subha husband ne pocha

Hamara environment ap ko kesa laga?

Wife(shrmatay hoay) G bus thora sa mota tha

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Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bo

Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Sardar : pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.

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Bari mushkl sebr

Bari

mushkl

se

hm

rat

ko

asman

se

ap

k

lye

CHAND la rhe the k

Wapsi pe…

Atay atay

Subha ho gai

..”*”..G0øD MÖRÑIÑG ..”*

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Guzre hain hum b us mushkl maq

Guzre hain hum b us mushkl maqam se,

dunya jise pukarti hain mohabbat k naam se.

her ik mor pe mohabbat ne zakhm dia,

ab nafrat si ho gai hai mohabbat k nam se………

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//////// E I D //MUBARAKAap soch rahe hon gay abi eid ko 5 din baqi hain,

Lekin

Ya

To

Socho

Hamara sms jis ko mil jata hai samjho us ki to eid ho gai

So

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KESA LAG RAHA HUN?

Oye Nazar Na Laga Dayin,

Saade Style Nu..

Ja Hun Ja K Dostan Nu Forward Kar,

Te Dus K Ay Sada Yaar Ay!!

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Sardar k Ghar Chori ho Gai Cho

Sardar k Ghar Chori ho Gai Chor Uski B.V ka Zaivar Le Gaye:

Logon ny kaha:

Chalo Sardarji Izzat to Bach Gai Bhabi Ki.

Sardarji:

O Wech Wech K Tay Zaivar Liya C.

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Ho gai Karachi University mein

Ho gai Karachi University mein Faraz ki pitai,

Kyun k relly thi jamiat ki aur wo keh raha tha

Altaf Bahi…

Altaf Bhai… =P 😉

Geezar Tera Kharab Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar…!

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Maa beti sy: Beti

Maa beti sy:

Beti dodh ka glass p lo

Beti:No mama’

mujy nhi pina

Maa:Beti agr dodh nhi p o gi to bari kesy hogi?

Beti:maa apko b to dodh pasand nhi’ phr b ap bari ho gai hain

Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaongi

Maa: Achi bachyan zid nhi krti

Agr meri achi beti ho to dodh peelo’ wrna mei tm se khafa ho jaon gi,

Beti:mama mujhe dodh pasnd to nai hai lakin ap khafa na hon mai p leti hon,

beti ne dodh pi lia,r apka shukria itna ghor se sms parhne ka:-)

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Ho gai jism ki poshak badlney

Ho gai jism ki poshak badlney wali

par nahi roah ki khurak badlnay wali

apnay sar ka koi saaya b badlta hai bahla

Mari Darti nahi aflaak badlnay wali

kis ne louta hai tumhaian dy k muhabbat ka yaqeen

wo jo har pal main hai adraak badlnay wali

gumtay gumtay es par hi mukaml hon ga

apni fitrat hi nahi chaak badlnay wali

jis ka hiray se har ek aang bna ho shahzad

gul ki pati se hai kia khaak badlnay wali

Open Love

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Ksi ki ankh purnam hy Mohbat

“Ksi ki ankh purnam hy Mohbat ho gai hogi,

“Zuban pe qisa-e-ghum hy Mohabt ho gai hogi,

“Kbhi hsna kbhi rona kbhi hans hans k ro dena,

“Ajb dil ka ye alam hy Mohabt ho gai hogi,

“Kbhi ankhon hi ankhon men wo baton ka bta dena,

“Kbhi tkrar baham hy Mohabt ho gai hogi,

“Kisi ko samne pa kr kisi k surkh honton pr,

“Anokha sa tabassum hy Mohabt ho gai hogi,

Hr ik salwat pe bistar ki ksi ka nam likha hy

Diye ki low b madham hy Mohabbat ho gai hogi..

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Teri galiyo me na rkhenge kada

Teri galiyo me na rkhenge kadam aaj k bd

Gor frmayega

Teri galiyo me na rkhege kadm aj k bd

Qk

Hmari apni gali me seting ho gai hy ek aatang bachi k 7.

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Dabang k pyar main munni hui d

Dabang k pyar main munni hui dewani!Wah Wah!

Dabang k Pyar main munni hui dewani

Munni ho gai purani kyun k ab aa gai sheila ki jawaniii

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