Pathan ki bivi bazaar may gum

Pathan ki bivi bazaar may gum ho gai.

Wo preshan ho gaya.1 aurat jo k uski bivi JAISA burqa pehni thi,

us k qareeb gaya,uskO bolaface-kiss.png *behan**! tum humara bivi to nhi.

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apni ruswai tere nam ka charch

apni ruswai tere nam ka charcha dekhun

ek zara sher kahun aur main kya kya dekhun

nind a jaye to kya mahfilen barpa dekhun

ankh khul jaye to tanhai ka sahra dekhun

sham bhi ho gai dhundhala gai ankhen bhi meri

bhulnewale main kab tak tera rasta dekhun

sab ziden us ki main puri karun har bat sunun

ek bache ki tarah se use hansta dekhun

mujh pe cha jaye wo barsat ki khushbu ki tarah

ang ang apna usi rut main mahakta dekhun

tu meri tarah se yakta hai magar mere habib

ji main ata hai koi aur bhi tujh sa dekhun

main ne jis lamhe ko puja hai use bas ek bar

khwab ban kar teri ankhon main utarta dekhun

tu mera kuch nahin lagta hai magar jan-e-hayat

jane kyon tere liye dil ko dharakta dekhun

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Suppose karo, Aap merey

Suppose karo,

Aap merey sath raat k 3 bajey akely ghar mein aap k ghar ki chat ki seedhiyon par bethey baatein kar rahey ho, itne mein nichey ghar phone bujta hai, aap mujhse wapis aaney ka promise kar key nichey ja kar phone attend kartey ho, wo phone merey ghar se hota hai, jis se aap ko ye msg milta hai ke meri mout ho gai hai,5 ghnty phly, to kya aap wapis upar aogey?

Reply Now & its really must give its reason also..

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A boy n a girl: B

A boy n a girl:

Boy: Jaan tm PASS ho gai ho munh he meetha krwa do.

Girl: Kiss se krwaon ???

Boy: Haan isi se krwa do :)

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Mujhe Tumse itni shiddet se mu

Mujhe Tumse itni shiddet se muhabat ho gai hai.

k ab tum bin reha nhi jata tumhare bin nend nhi ati

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I LOVE U

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I MISS U

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Ab a jao na My dear

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LIGHT

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SILVER Apni life ki sb s

SILVER

Apni life ki sb sy bari shikast btao?

RED

Ap ko apny papa sy lagney waly pahly phainty ke tarek or din.

PURPL

Apnay best frnd k naam

YELLOW

Life ka sb sy yadgar din btao?

WHITE

Meri tareef mai 3 jumly btao?

GREEN

Ap k oopr ik pepsi ho gai kb pilaogy?

BROWN

Apne favourite 2 msgs snd kro

BLUE

30 ka load krwao mere num par

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Khuvab Ki Soorat Mi£a Tha Dha

Khuvab Ki Soorat Mi£a Tha Dharkano Tak A Gaya,

Rastay Ka Hum Safar Tha Manzi£o Tak A Gaya,

Phir Se Haei£ Ho Gai Rahon Main Doori Ki Fasee£,

Phir Vohi Zehar-e-Judai Qurbaton Tak

A Gaya,

Aankh Kehti Hai K

Ek Khuvaab Tha Vo

Raat Ka,

Neend Ki Soorat Mi£a Tha Rat’Jagon Tak A Gaya,

Ab Tou Apney Ap Se Bhi Dooriyan Barhney £agin,

Umar Ka Tanha

Safar Kin Marha£on Tak A Gaya….!

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SHAB E BRAAT nazdeek hai

“SHAB-E-BRAAT” nazdeek hai..

Hamara nama-e-aamal tabdeel hone wala hain.

Yaani hamari zindagi ki 1 or kitaab band hone wali hai..

Main nahi chahta k meri kitaab Aap se maafi mangne se pehly band hojay..

Ager mjhse koi galti ho gai ho to plz dil sy maaf kr dena.

Allah ap ko iska ajr dega…*?

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Best of Iqbal Goongi H

“Best of Iqbal”

Goongi Ho Gai Aaj kuch Zuban kehty kehty

Hichkicha Gya Main khud ko Musalman kehty kehty

Ye baat Nahi k Muj ko us Pr yaqeen Nahi

Bas Dar Gya khud ko sahib-e-Imaan kehty kehty

Tofeeq Na hoi Mujhy Ek waqt ki Namaz ki

Aur Chup Huwa Moazzin Aazaan kehty kehty

Kisi kafir Ny jo Poocha k ye kia Hay Mahiena

Sharam sy pani pani huwa Main Ramzan kehty kehty,Mery kamry Main Gard sy Atti kitaab ka Jo Poocha,Main Girh Gya Zameen py Quraan kehty kehty,Ye sun k Chup sadh Li “IQBAL” Us Ny,Yoon laga jisy ruk gaya ho mujhay Hiwaan kehty kehty’.

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1 Bcha train se khel raha tha

1 Bcha train se khel raha tha or keh raha tha:

“Jis KUTTAY ko charna hy charh jae or jis KAMINAY ko utarna hy utar jae”

Ye dekh kr bchay k uncle ne train us se le li or gaalian nikaalnay se mna kia

Kuch der baad Bchay ko udaas dekh kr uncle ne gaalian na denay ki shirt pr Train bchay ko wapis kr di

Bcha phir se khelnay lga or kaha:

“Jisko charna hy charh jae or jisko utarna hy utar jae qk train pehlay Hi ik KANJAR ki wja se 20mint late ho gai hy” :-D

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