Jannat ki sair kr raha tha k r

Jannat ki sair kr raha tha k raat ho gai,,

!=~”IQBAL”~=!

Subha ko jb aankh khuli to sar MAA ki aghosh main tha..:-)

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Nabi e Rehmat SAWW ka irshad,

Nabi e Rehmat SAWW ka irshad, Mafhum: “Jiski Asar ki Nemaz Faut ho gai to goya wo, uska ghr aur uska maal Lut gaya”Trimzi:164 (0N MNZAIDI)

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Jab BISMILLAH Nazil hoi to B

Jab “BISMILLAH” Nazil hoi to Badal mashriq ki simt dorre, Hawaen sakin ho Gai, Samandar josh mein Aa gaya or shetanon ko Asmanon se Pathar mare gaye,
Or
ALLAH PAK ne farmaya Mujhe Meri
Eizzat-o-Jalal ki Qasam! Jis Shey Pe “BISMILLAH” Pari gai mein is mein Barkat Dun ga…
“SUBHAN_ALLAH”

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Usey Main Bhool Jana Chahta Ho

Usey Main Bhool Jana Chahta Hoon

Suno ! Main Muskurana Chahta Hoon

Dukhi Rehnay Ki Aadat Ho Gai Hai

Mager Ab Gungunana chahta Hoon

Puraney Sab Taluq Toor Ker Ab

Nai Duniya Basana Chahta Hoon

Woh Nazmen Paaon Se Lipti Hain Lakin

Main Un sey Jaan Churana Chahta Hoon

Woh Sab Tohfey Woh sookhey Phool Sarey

Main Ab Un Ko Jalana Chahta Hoon

Main Utna Pass Aata Hoon Tumharey

Main Jitna Door Jana Chahta Hoon

Maery Hamdam, Haqeeqat Hai Yeh Meri

Main Teray Pass Aana Chahta Hoon

Ubhrney Ki Koi Khahish Nahin Hai

K Ab Main Doob Jana Chahta Hoon

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ek jagah par likha tha ke 10 r

ek jagah par likha tha ke 10 rupay main jitne be naam khao

sardar ne itne naan khae ke wo chal bi nai sakta tha

usko qabzi ho gai

to wo bathroom main jakar bola

“ya khuda meri jaan nikal warna mere pet se naan nikal

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Mra mehboob ki shadi raqib se

Mra mehboob ki shadi raqib se ho gai, dukh is bat ka nahi. Dono ne mujhe jalane k liye shadi pe bulaya dukh is bat ka nahi. Wo khushian manate rahe dukh is bat ka b nahi. Meri mohabat ka khun ho gya, dukh is bat ka b nahi. Dukh to is bat ka hai k,

Wahan..

Mujhe.

Pepsi nahi mili

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SILVER Apni life ki sb s

SILVER

Apni life ki sb sy bari shikast btao?

RED

Ap ko apny papa sy lagney waly pahly phainty ke tarek or din.

PURPL

Apnay best frnd k naam

YELLOW

Life ka sb sy yadgar din btao?

WHITE

Meri tareef mai 3 jumly btao?

GREEN

Ap k oopr ik pepsi ho gai kb pilaogy?

BROWN

Apne favourite 2 msgs snd kro

BLUE

30 ka load krwao mere num par

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Mujhe Tumse itni shiddet se mu

Mujhe Tumse itni shiddet se muhabat ho gai hai.

k ab tum bin reha nhi jata tumhare bin nend nhi ati

.

I LOVE U

.

I MISS U

.

Ab a jao na My dear

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.

.

LIGHT

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Kya Phir ho gai Mujhse He Koi

Kya Phir ho gai Mujhse He Koi Khata

Ye Dil is Qadar Darta Q Hai.

Woh Rooth Jata Hai Mujhse

Najane Dil-e-Nadan Usey Manata Q Hai.

Us Se Mera Taulaq Tu Sirf Dosti Ka Hai

Phir Aisa He Hai Yo Mujhe Us Se Muhabat Q Hai.

Wo ik Shakhs Sab ko Bohut Hai Pyara.

Lekin Uske Liye Mere Ankhon Main Aansu Q Hai

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Hazaron bachiyan esi k har bac

Hazaron bachiyan esi k har bachi par dam nikle.

Par jis bachi pe dam nikle wo hi ghar se kam nikle

(‘.’)

| | | |,sham ho gai kab aae gi yaar?

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USA ne choron ko pakarnay k

“USA” ne choron ko pakarnay k liye Aik machine banayi.. Uski shurowat “USA” se ki gai, “USA” mein us machine ne 30 mintue mn 20 chor pakray.. England men 30 mint mn 100 chor, aur india men 30 mint mein 600 chor pakray gay aur pakistan mein 15 minute mein wo machine he chori ho gai… Pakistan Zindabad

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Mujhe Dua Qabool hone ki fikar

Mujhe Dua Qabool hone ki fikar nahi. Mujhe sirf Dua Maangne ki Fikar hai. Jab mujhe Dua Maangne ki Toufeeq ho gai tu Qaboliyat bhi us k sath hasil ho jae gi. HAZRAT UMAR FAROOQ (Radi allahu anhu)

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, Ooo Uth Vie

(“,) Ooo Uth

/)) Vie Jayo

/ / Soneyo

Subah Ho Gai Aa

Har Subah Menu Ei Khapna Painda Aay Kadi apnaiy Aap Vie Uth Jaya Kero.

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{}-{} , EL

{“”}__{”’} (‘,’)

( ELLO ) /)({_}”‘””{_} _/|_

Uth V jao k hun twaday te pani suttan

Te tanu pata lgay k suba ho gai a

GØØD MÖRNiNG

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Usey Main Bhool Jana Chahta Ho

Usey Main Bhool Jana Chahta Hoon

Suno ! Main Muskurana Chahta Hoon

Dukhi Rehnay Ki Aadat Ho Gai Hai

Mager Ab Gungunana chahta Hoon

Puraney Sab Taluq Toor Ker Ab

Nai Duniya Basana Chahta Hoon

Woh Nazmen Paaon Se Lipti Hain Lakin

Main Un sey Jaan Churana Chahta Hoon

Woh Sab Tohfey Woh sookhey Phool Sarey

Main Ab Un Ko Jalana Chahta Hoon

Main Utna Pass Aata Hoon Tumharey

Main Jitna Door Jana Chahta Hoon

Maery Hamdam, Haqeeqat Hai Yeh Meri

Main Teray Pass Aana Chahta Hoon

Ubhrney Ki Koi Khahish Nahin Hai

Ka Ab Main Doob Jana Chahta Hoon

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Bari mushkl sebr

Bari

mushkl

se

hum

raat

ko

asman

se

aap

k

lye

CHAND la rhe the k

Wapsi pe…

Atay atay

Subha ho gai.

..”*”..G0øD MÖRÑIÑG ..”*”.

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Zra udas hon lekin zra msror b

Zra udas hon lekin zra msror bhi hon…

Tumharay pas hon shayd,shayd door bhi hon…

Yon pathrily raston pay chalna shoq nai mera..;

Kuch maamla chahat ka hai kuch majboor bhi hon..

Muhobat ho gai tum se bs itni khata he meri…

Mana k mujrim hon magar beQasoor bhi hon…

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SHAB E BRAAT nazdeek hai

“SHAB-E-BRAAT” nazdeek hai..

Hamara nama-e-aamal tabdeel hone wala hain.

Yaani hamari zindagi ki 1 or kitaab band hone wali hai..

Main nahi chahta k meri kitaab Aap se maafi mangne se pehly band hojay..

Ager mjhse koi galti ho gai ho to plz dil sy maaf kr dena.

Allah ap ko iska ajr dega…*?

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ßehky huey sr e aam ß

ßehky huey

sr-e-aam ßri dair ho gai

Saqi piLa dy jaam ßri dair ho gai

Kesy ßhuLa doon tujh ko sahiL ki rait pr

Likhty huey tera naam ßari dair ho gai

Kya ßtaein manzar soorj k dooßny ka

Dekhy huey koi sham ßri dair ho gai

Ehßaß ne meri minatein hazar

ki,

Pi Lijiey janaß Jaam ßri dair ho gai

Dekhey merey gunah to frishtey pukar uthey

ßoht ho gia hisaß ßri dair ho gai

ChaLo “Saghar” aaj un k koochy mein chaLein

Un ko kiey saLam ßari dair ho gai.

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Jo meri ankh me rhta the kajal

Jo meri ankh me rhta the kajal ki tarhan’

Aj kajal lagaya to bht yad aya’

Ahat hui to samjhe k ho gai murad puri’

Darwaza khola us ko na paya to bht yad aaya’

Har waqt rehta dil me dharkan ban k’

Aj pani ban k ankhon me aya to bht yad aaya’

Sar.e.sham se muntazir thee us ki surat ko nigahen’

Wo rat der tak na aaya to bht yad aaya.

Aj barson bad rote rote meri ankh lag gai,

Us k khuwab ne achanak jo jagaya to bht yad aaya.

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A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE

A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE

4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola.

1 bhi customer nhi aya.

Q?

Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Phir chaaron ne usi flor pe aik restaurant khola.

1 bhi customer nahi. Q?

Ptrl pump ka board nhi hataya tha.

Phir charon ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawar na hua. Q?

2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.

Taxi kharab ho gai. Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya but taxi wahi ki wahi. Q?

2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dkhakka laga rahe the.

Phir charon ne 1 bacha kidnap kia. Bachay se kaha apne baap se 5 lac rs la warna tujhay maar den gay.

Bacha ghar gya aor us k baap ne paisay bhi die. Q?

Bachay ka baap bhi pathan tha……!

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Kahani Ek Garee

(Kahani)

Ek Gareeb Borha admi Tha uski 2 Betyan the,

*

Or 2no Ke shadi ho gai Ek ke Haari se or Ek kumbhar se,

*

Ek din Borha apni ek beti k Ghar gaya to usne Apne bap se kaha k Baba dua kro k *Barish*

ho Jai,

*

Ta k fasal Ache ho,

*

Jab Wo 2sri beti k Ghar gaya to 2nd beti ne kaha k baba Dua kro K *barish* Na ho,

*

Abi Kache Bartan Bana k dhoop me Rakhe hen,

*

Borha Bechara Bara Pareshan howa k Kis k lye Dua kre,

*

Phr Gaib se Awaz ayi K

Ek Kam kisi k faide k lye hota he,

*

to 2sre k lye Nuksan

*

Tum pareshan mat Ho Allah tala Sab k sath bhalai krta he.

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Train me baraat wapis a rhi th

Train me baraat wapis a rhi thi.

rat ho gai

Dulhan:

aj hmari suhag raat h ap kuch krte Q nhi

Dulha:

wo dekho samne likha h

CHALTI TRAIN ME Uper charna mana he.

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Khuvab Ki Soorat Mi£a Tha Dha

Khuvab Ki Soorat Mi£a Tha Dharkano Tak A Gaya,

Rastay Ka Hum Safar Tha Manzi£o Tak A Gaya,

Phir Se Haei£ Ho Gai Rahon Main Doori Ki Fasee£,

Phir Vohi Zehar-e-Judai Qurbaton Tak

A Gaya,

Aankh Kehti Hai K

Ek Khuvaab Tha Vo

Raat Ka,

Neend Ki Soorat Mi£a Tha Rat’Jagon Tak A Gaya,

Ab Tou Apney Ap Se Bhi Dooriyan Barhney £agin,

Umar Ka Tanha

Safar Kin Marha£on Tak A Gaya….!

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phir is andaz se bahar ai br

phir is andaz se bahar ai

k huye mehar-o-mah tamashai

dekho ai sakinan-e-khita-e-khak

is ko kahte hain alam-arai

k zamin ho gai hai sar ta sar

ruksh-e-sathe charkhe minai

sabze ko jab kahin jagah na mili

ban gaya ru-e-ab par kai

sabz-o-gul k dekhne k liye

chashm-e-nargis ko di hai binai

hai hawa main sharab ki tasir

badnoshi hai bad paimai

kyun na duniya ko ho khushi “Ghalib”

shah-e-dindar ne shifa pai

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Ap ko pata hai ke PAKIS

Ap ko pata hai ke

“PAKISTAN”

men kia hogia hai

?

.

.

.

.

@

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.

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.

.

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.

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/

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.

.

Pagal

suba ho gai hay

or kia….?

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Pehali: wo kon se alfaz hain j

Pehali: wo kon se alfaz hain jo har din hum 24 times( har aik ghantay k bad) sunte hain?..

.

.

.

Nahi pata?

.

.

Haar mani?

.

“PEMRA KI JANIB SE GEO SUPER KI BANDISH KO 30,31,32…. DIN HO GAI.

AWAM GEO SUPER KO PAK SE NASHRIAT KA LICENCE DY RAHE HAIN”…

😀

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Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho

Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,

yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,

apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,

magar aapko bhulna

apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai!

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A boy n a girl: B

A boy n a girl:

Boy: Jaan tm PASS ho gai ho munh he meetha krwa do.

Girl: Kiss se krwaon ???

Boy: Haan isi se krwa do :)

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Suppose karo, Aap merey

Suppose karo,

Aap merey sath raat k 3 bajey akely ghar mein aap k ghar ki chat ki seedhiyon par bethey baatein kar rahey ho, itne mein nichey ghar phone bujta hai, aap mujhse wapis aaney ka promise kar key nichey ja kar phone attend kartey ho, wo phone merey ghar se hota hai, jis se aap ko ye msg milta hai ke meri mout ho gai hai,5 ghnty phly, to kya aap wapis upar aogey?

Reply Now & its really must give its reason also..

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** 2010 khatm Hone M Kuch Hi

*”* 2010 khatm Hone M Kuch Hi Din Baki Hen,

Koi

Galti

Gustakhi

Koi Khata

Wagera

Ho

Gai

Ho

To

Plz

Maafi Mang Lo Aaj Mera Mood Acha Hai….

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