Khuwahishon ka Qaafla bhi ajee

Khuwahishon ka Qaafla bhi ajeeb hi hai “Ghalib”

Aksar wahin say guzarta hai jahan raasta nahin hota…

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Answers me be Honestly

Answers me be Honestly’

1: Apko sub se ziada sms send krne waley ka naam?

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2: Apko preshan daikh kr kon ziada preshan hota hy?

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3: Apka ideal?

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4: Ap k 5 Friends k naam?

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5: Apke dushman ka naam?

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6: I m ur?

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7: U r my?

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Bachpan Ka Zamana Hota Tha,b

Bachpan Ka Zamana Hota Tha,

Khushio.N Ka Khazana Hota Tha.

Chahat Chaand Ko Paane Ki,

Dil Titli Ka Deewana Hota Tha.

Rone Ki Wajha Na Hoti Thi,

Hasne Ka Bahana Hota Tha.

Khaber Na Thai Kuch Subho Ki,

Na Shamo Ka Thikana Hota Tha.

Daadi Ki Kahani Hoti Thi,

Pariuon Ka Fasana Hota Tha.

Daadi Ki Kahani Hoti Thi,

Pariuon Ka Fasana Hota Tha.

Pedho Ki Shakhe Chutey They,

Mitti Ka Khilona Hota Tha.

Gam Ki Zuban Na Hoti Thi,

Na Zakhmo Ka Paymana Hota Tha.

Barish Mein Kagaz Ki Kashti,

Har Mousam Suhana Hota Tha.

Wo Khel Wo Sathi Hotey They,

Har Rishta Nibhana Hota Tha.

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Kafir Ne 1 Bozorg Se Kaha K Ag

Kafir Ne 1 Bozorg Se Kaha K Agar Meray 3 Swalon Ka Jawab Do To Main Musalman Hojaonga!

1) Jab Her Kam Allah Ki Marzi Se Hota Hai To Tum Insan Ko Q Zamadar Theratay Ho,

2) Jab Shaitan Aag Se Bana Hai To Dozakh Ki Aag Is Per Kaesy Asar Karey GI,

3) Jab Tumhin Allah Nazar Nahi Aata To Usey Q Mantey Hon,

Bozorg Ne Jawab Main 1 Meti Ka Dhela Kafir Ko dai Mara!

Usey Ghosa Aya Aur Qazi K Pas Bozorg K Khilaf Muqdma Kar Diya,

Qazi Ne Bozorg Se Pocha Ap Ne Meti Ka Dhela Q Mara

BOZORG NE KAHA

1) Main Ne Dhela Allah Ki Marzi Se Mara Ye Mujhe Q Zamadar Therata Hai,

2) Ye Meti Se Bana Hai To Dhelay Ne Es Per Asar Q Kiya,

3) Jab Dard Esey Nazar Nahi Aya To Mihsos Q Howa

SUBHANALLAH

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Ye arzu thi k aisa b kuch huwa

Ye arzu thi k aisa b kuch huwa hota,

Meri kami ne tuje b rula diya hota,

Mai lowt aatha teri simat ek lamhe main,

Tere labon ne maira naam tu liya hota.

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GIRL: BUS B KARO AB, BOY

GIRL: BUS B KARO AB,

BOY: KUCH B NAHI HOTA

GIRL: KISI NY DEKH LIA TU

BOY: KUCH NAHI HOGA BUS SEEDHI RAHO OR OR THORA KHOL K RAKHO,

GIRL: BUS BUHAT HOGYA AB OR NAHI

BOY: PLZ THORA SA OR KARNE DO AGAR AAJ TUMNE

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PAPER

NA KARWAYA TU MEIN FAIL HO JAONGA,

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Agar Altaf Bhai London NaJate

Agar Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 90 Pe Unka Mazar Hota

Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota

Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Banata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat’ta

Baqi Rabta Commeti Hyder abbas ki ustadi mein Qawali Gati.

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dost kia khob wafayoo ka silla

dost kia khob wafayoo ka silla daytay hay

har nayay mor pay ak zakham nayay daytay hay

tum say to kher garhi bhr ki mulaqat rahi

loog sadyoo ki rafakhat ko bhulla daytay hay

kaysay mumkun hay dhyaa bhi na ho or dil bhi jalay

choot parti hay to phtar bhi sada daytay hay

kon hota hay musebat may kisi ka ay dost

aag lagti hay ti putaay bhi hawa day tay hay

jin pay hota hay bohat dill ko bhrosa

waqat parnay pay wohi loog daga daytay hay

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Lafz ALLAH K ALIF Ki Adaigi

Lafz “ALLAH” K ALIF Ki Adaigi Aml-e-Tanafus Se Hoti Hy Jo Sans Ko Control Krta Hy.

Harf LAAM Sans Leny Me Asani Peda Krta Hy

Akhri Harf HAA K Ada Krny Se Phephron Or Dil K Drmiyan ek Rabt Peda Hota Hy

Jo Dil Ki Dharkn Ko Control Krta Hy.

Beshak Allah Hi K Zikar Se Dilon ko SUKOON Milta Hy!

*SUBHANALLAH*

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wo baras raha tha muj per bari

wo baras raha tha muj per barish ki tarah

hor ma khara raha tanha Khiza ki tarah

Dhoop nikli bi mare Anghan ma tu asa nikli

ik bi saya na tha sehra ki tarah

Aag lagti ha mare Dil ma her roz baraber

jal jaho ga kisi roz kaghaz ki tarah

Aaj ujale ma bi undare ga ghuma hota ha

jase soraj per laga ho kohi girhan ki tarah

Shama bujna ko ha mare dost mare sathi

na jalaho muja her roz eandan ki tarah

Sehar hone ko ha tum bus itna samjho

ik ghari sohe hain hor ya ha ik khawab ki tarah

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