dil ko sabse zaida dard kab ho

dil ko sabse zaida dard kab hota hai? fail hone par? nai pyar mein dhoka milne par? nai dil ko sabse zaida dard tab hota hai………………………………………………………………………………….. jab mobile charging pe laga kar jao aur 2 ghantay baad aa kar dekho to switch hila hua ho.. Ooo shittt…

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Samosa said to Aaloo: Ja

Samosa said to Aaloo:

Jab mein fry hota hun

to tumhain cover kar k garam oil se bacha leta hun.

Bcoz i love u

Aaloo said:

Jab log tumhain fry hone k foran bad khatay hain to main bhi unki zuban jala deta hun

I love u 2

Moral:

In dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen,

Samosa thora thanda kar k khain

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Allah Ka Allah K Bandon Ka Nab

Allah Ka Allah K Bandon Ka Nabi (S.A.W.W) Ka

Ek Zaat e Ali (A.S) Hai Jo Sahara Hai Sabhi Ka

Jhuk Jata Hai Sar Naam Jab Aata Hai Ali (A.S) Ka

Tekhleeq Kisi Ki Hoon Main Banda Hoon Kisi Ka

Keh Lay Mujhay Keh Lay Jo Dil Chahay Kisi Ka

Aasan Se Alfaz Mein Banda Hoon Ali (A.S) Ka

Suntay Hain Nusairi Ka Khuda Tha Pas e Parda

Mairaj Ki Shab Dekha Gaya Hath Usi Ka

Ya Mujh Ko Nusairi Sa Yaqeen Baksh Day Ya Rab

Ya Bol Sar e Toor Na Tha Noor Ali (A.S) Ka

Main Banda e Haider (A.S) Hoon Nusairi Na Samjhna

Rakhta Hoon Khayal Apnay Main Aaqa Ki Khushi Ka

Kehtay Na Ali (A.S) Aap Agar Nahi Main Khuda

Main Ne Toa Khuda Maan Liya Hota Kabhi Ka

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Challenge dimagh h

Challenge dimagh ho to jawab do.. din se roshan ha. Rat se seyah ha khao to haram he. peo to hilal he, orat sari zindgi main aik bar use krti ha. aur mard din main 3din bar use karta ha. Quaran main 5 martba zikar ha. Meem se shro hota ha.aur 5 haroof ka lafz ha.

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Lafz ALLAH K ALIF Ki Adaigi

Lafz “ALLAH” K ALIF Ki Adaigi Aml-e-Tanafus Se Hoti Hy Jo Sans Ko Control Krta Hy.

Harf LAAM Sans Leny Me Asani Peda Krta Hy

Akhri Harf HAA K Ada Krny Se Phephron Or Dil K Drmiyan ek Rabt Peda Hota Hy

Jo Dil Ki Dharkn Ko Control Krta Hy.

Beshak Allah Hi K Zikar Se Dilon ko SUKOON Milta Hy!

*SUBHANALLAH*

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Chodtey Waqt Mard ki taqat Ka

“Chodtey Waqt Mard ki taqat Ka Andaza Hiltey Huey ‘TATT0N’ se Nahi

Balkey. LARKI K

“Uchaltey huey” “MAMMON”

se hota hai

jis tarah Chudai ki Shiddat ka andaza

Mard k ‘Zor’ se nhiLarki k ‘Shor’ se

hota hai(William Nargis)

MAIN AUR MERI

RANGEEN RATEN

Chapter:

Tofaani Jhatkey

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GIRL: BUS B KARO AB, BOY

GIRL: BUS B KARO AB,

BOY: KUCH B NAHI HOTA

GIRL: KISI NY DEKH LIA TU

BOY: KUCH NAHI HOGA BUS SEEDHI RAHO OR OR THORA KHOL K RAKHO,

GIRL: BUS BUHAT HOGYA AB OR NAHI

BOY: PLZ THORA SA OR KARNE DO AGAR AAJ TUMNE

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PAPER

NA KARWAYA TU MEIN FAIL HO JAONGA,

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Kab Kon Kisi Ka Hota Hai Sab J

Kab Kon Kisi Ka Hota Hai Sab Jhutay Rishtay Naatay Hain Sab Dil Rakhnay Ki Baatain Hain Sab Asli Roop Chupatay Hain Aik Baar Nigahon Main Aa Ker Phir Saari Umer Rulatay Hain

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Baharo ka sama hota hai apke a

Baharo ka sama hota hai apke aane se,

phool khilte hai aapki aahat se,

Jyada mat soiye janab

kyoki Har subah hoti hai apke MUSKURANE se.

Good morning.

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Dil Ko Manana aggar Hota Aaasa

Dil Ko Manana aggar Hota Aaasaaan

Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan

Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main

Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan

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Saurabh: Kabhi kabhi mujhe apa

Saurabh: Kabhi kabhi mujhe apane charo or

andhera he andhera najar aata hai.

Gaurav : Aisa khastaur se kab hota hai?

Saurabh : Jab hamare ghar ki light chali jaati hai.

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KamsKAASH TU MIL JAATA

KamsKAASH TU MIL JAATA

Kaash tumne bhi mujh ko chaha hota

Auron ki tarhan apna mujh ko kaha hota

Maine tujh ko chaha tujh ko hi socha

Kaash tumne bhi meri tarhan socha hota

Sochta hoon tujh ko bhool jaoon main

Kaash yeh hunar bhi mujh ko aaya hota

Ek doosre ke beghair na jee sakte

Kaash humara bhi koi aisa talluq hota

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Yeh Aarzu thi k aisa bhi kuch

Yeh Aarzu thi k aisa bhi kuch huwa hota,

Meri Kami nay , Tujhey bhi Rula dia hota,

Main Laut Aata Teri Simt Ek Lamhain main,

Tere Labon nay Mera Naam to Lia hota.

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Silent Love

“Silent Love”.

Roz Kisi Ka Intezar Hota Hai.

Roz Ye Dil Bekarar Hota Hai.

Kaise Samjhain Is Dunia Walon Ko.

Ke Chup RehneY Walon Ko B pyar hota hai

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dayar e gair mein kaise tujhe

dayar-e-gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete

tu mil bhi jata to tujhe ganwa dete

tumhin ne ham ko sunaya na apna dukh warna

dua wo karte k ham asman hila dete

hamein ye zom raha ab k wo pukarenge

unhen ye zid thi k har bar ham sada dete

wo tera gam tha k tasir mere lahje ki

k jis ko hal sunate use rula dete

tumhen bhulna hi awwal to dastaras mein nahin

jo ikhtiyar bhi hota to kya bhula dete

tumhari yad ne koi jawab hi na diya

mere khayal k ansu rahe sada dete

samton ko main ta-umr kosta Syed

wo kuch na kahte magar honth to hila dete

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19th Of Ramzan Hadees

(19th Of Ramzan)

Hadees Shareef ka mafhoom he:

ALLAH PAK farmate hen, Jo meri taraf ek hath qareeb hota he, main us se do hath qareeb hota hu. aur jo meri taraf ahista b chalta he, main uski taraf dour kar ata hu. nez us main ALLAH k ghar ko jana he, Aitkaf main bethna he, aur Kareem mezban hamesha ghar ane wale ka ikram karta hai,

Nez ALLAH k Qile main mehfooz hota he,

Allah se Dua he k hum sub ko Aitkaf main bethne wala bana de. (Ameen)

(F. A’amal 686)

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Dost barf ke goley ke ta

Dost

barf ke goley ke tarah hoty hai

jisy

bnana to bhut asan hota hai magar

barqarar rakhna bhut muskal

so take care your friend

mis you barf ke goly

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Islamic Sms Hazrat Ali

Islamic Sms

‘Hazrat Ali (A.S) said:

“Apny khyalon ki hifazat kro Q k yh tumary alfaz ban jaty hain

Apny alfaz ki hifazat kro Q k yh tumary amal ban jaty hain

Apny amal ki hfazat kro Q k yh tumhary kirdar ban jaty hain.

Aur Apny kirdar ki hifazat kro kyon k tumhara kirdar tumhari pehchan hota hy”.’

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Wo nazar kahan se laon jo tuje

Wo nazar kahan se laon jo tuje bhula de.

wo dawa kahan se laon jo dard mita de.

milna to takdir me likha hota hai.

wo takdir kahan se laon jo tujhse mila de.

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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,

apne dost ko kya uphar du,

koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,

jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…

Junam Din Mubarak Ho

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Chand ko simt nazr Jaye ko kya

Chand ko simt nazr Jaye ko kya hota hai?

Raat ksi ki Yad mein guzr Jaye to kya hota hai?

Kitni masoom adda se Wo muJe pochta hai

Jb koi Dil mein utr Jaye to kya hota hai?

mere Moula Tu faqt itna bata de Usko

Admi Jeete Jii mar Jaye to kya hota hai?

Ksi anJan se shaqs ka ksi pichle pehar..

aks aankhon mein thehar Jaye to kya hota hai?

Dard de k muJe wo hansta raha aur bola..

Dard Jb had se guzr Jaye to kya hota hai??

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Har dhadkanko alfaz nasib nahi

Har dhadkanko alfaz nasib nahi htoa,
Har chehra chandsa hasin nahi hota,
Kuch khushnasibko hi milta hai aisa chehra
Par afsos ki unke paas dil nahi hota…

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Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panja

Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui.

uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha,

paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay ka swab hota hay

bivi maan gai, Bohat maza aya,

Kuch deir baad boli: suno!1 or kafir maar lein.

Wo ready ho geya.

Kuch deir baad phir,phir,phir…

Molvi:Bus ker de ab tou momin bhi shaheed hone wala hay.

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Jab chandni bun kr barasti hen

Jab chandni bun kr barasti hen teri yaaden

FARAZ

Kitna dil khush hota he meri tanhai ka wo manzar dekh kar

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Mohbat ka dhuwan ankhon me pan

Mohbat ka dhuwan ankhon me pani chor jata hy

Ksi raste se ghum guzre nishani chor jata hy

Hmhari guftguon se b wo qayil nai hota

Or apni khamoshi k b maani chor jata hy

Bhrosa jis pe ho is se tawaqqo koi mat rakhna

Yehi ik saiban beysaibani chor jata hy

Bichar kr b hm aise shakhs se bichra nhi krte

Jo ek fiqra ada kr k kahani chor jata hy

“M0hSin” mout b kam khobsurat to nhi ho gi

Jo is ko dekhta hy zindgani chor jata hy.

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Bhulane se phele mera QASOR to

Bhulane se phele mera QASOR to batya hota,

Itna pyar tha to hum pe haq jataya hota

Hum to phir palat k rukh jate

Apne hath khol kar hume waps bhulaya to hota,

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Jst 4u! Jab koi Londa 3

Jst 4u.!

Jab koi Londa 3 dafa muth mar k Farig hota he To us ki Shakal aesi hoti he..

Neche keya dekh raha he?

AAYENA DEKH. MUTTHAL. Hahaha

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Tum hoti tu aissa hota tum hot

Tum hoti tu aissa hota tum hoti tu waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti, Tum us baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti, Tum us baat pe wo kehti, Shukar hai tum nahi hoo!!!

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Kash Mein Teray Desktop Ka Ico

Kash Mein Teray Desktop Ka Icon Hota

Tu Baray Pyar Say Chahowo Say Baray Maan Kay Sath

Mujhe Ko Deeray Say Double Click Kiya Karti

Aur Win 98 Kay Cool Taskbar Per

Jab Khabi Mujh Ko Add Kiya Karti

Mein Teray Ahsan Talay Doob Sa Jata…

Jab Khabi Mood Mein Akar Esay He Mujhe Select Kiya Karti

Mein Teray Click Ki Waja Say Neela Sa Ho Jata

Jab Bi Tu Meri Properties Dekha Karti

Mein Ike Window Kay Saharay Tuj Say Kaee Baatein Karta

Teri Lafzoon Ko Teray Chehray Ko Takta Rehta

Ghar Tu Khabi Jo Mujhe Recycle Bin Mein Daalti

Mein Apni Bichari Kismaat Per Ahsoo Bahata

Mein Teray Desktop Per Drag Hota Rehta.

Khabi Line Up Khabi Auto Arrange Hota Rehta

Kuch Nahi Tu Recycle Bin Ka He Icon Hota.

Kash Mein Teray Haseen Desktop Ka Icon Hota

Kash Mein Teray Haseen Desktop Ka Icon Hota

Jab Bi Tu Meri Properties Dekha Karti

Mein Ike Window Kay Saharay Tujh Say Kayee Baatein Karta

Teri Lafzoon Ko Teray Chehray Ko Takta Rehta.

Kash Mein Teray Haseen Desktop Ka Icon Hota

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Kyun Aankh mai Behtay Huay ash

Kyun Aankh mai Behtay Huay ashkon ki lari hai,

Chup reh meray ham watan Qiyamat ki ghari hai

Hota hai kuch gumaan sa Maidaan-E-Hashr ka,

Har aik Musalman ko apni hi pari hai.

Mit jaye mera Dais ye halaat bana kar,

Atraaf ki har qaum tamashy pe khari hai.

Phir surkh surkh hai meray daryaon ka pani,

Lagta hai kaheen khoon ki barsaat pari hai.

In zalimon ko jarr se mita de Ay mere RAB,

Sab hath uthao k DUAON ki ghari hai.

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Dost dost se khafa nahi hota,

Dost dost se khafa nahi hota,

Pyaar pyaar se juda nahi hota,

Bhula dena meri kuch kamiyon ko,

Kyunki insaan kabhi Khuda nahi hota.

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Sardar english k paper main fa

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon

I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.

Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay

English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.

give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay

I belong 2 green pur thousanda

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Honth Jab Honth Se Milte Hain,

Honth Jab Honth Se Milte Hain,

To Kia Hota Hy?

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Hamesha Ghalat Hi Soucha Kro,

Munh Band Ho Jaata Hy,

Aur Kiya?

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har dharkan me ek raaz hota ha

har dharkan me ek raaz hota hai,

har baat ko batane ka ek andaz hota hai, jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki,

har kisi ko apne pyar par naaz hota hai

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wo baras raha tha muj per bari

wo baras raha tha muj per barish ki tarah

hor ma khara raha tanha Khiza ki tarah

Dhoop nikli bi mare Anghan ma tu asa nikli

ik bi saya na tha sehra ki tarah

Aag lagti ha mare Dil ma her roz baraber

jal jaho ga kisi roz kaghaz ki tarah

Aaj ujale ma bi undare ga ghuma hota ha

jase soraj per laga ho kohi girhan ki tarah

Shama bujna ko ha mare dost mare sathi

na jalaho muja her roz eandan ki tarah

Sehar hone ko ha tum bus itna samjho

ik ghari sohe hain hor ya ha ik khawab ki tarah

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Qol e Ali ur Murtaza: Ag

Qol-e-Ali-ur-Murtaza:

Agr Allah ko ummat-e-Muhammadi pr azab krna maqsood hota to inko Ramazan or surah-e-Ikhlas hr giz inayat na fermata

(Nuzhat-ul-Majalis J-1 P-216)

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Batao kia likhain tum ko

Batao kia likhain tum ko

ke lafzoon ka chunao bhi

bara dushwaar hota hai

jo tum ko jan likhtay hain

wafain khoob rooti hain

humain aa ker ye kehti hain

ke tum apnay hi katil ko

ab ke jaan likhtay hoo?

Khuda kehtay ho us ko

kabhi emaan likhtay hoo

ye tum acha nahi kertay

too phir ye sochtay hain hum

tumhain ab soog likhtay hain

koi mustaqil sa roog likhtay hain

soog ko mananay main,

roog ko bhulanay main

umeer beet jati hai

roog denay waloon ko loog bhool jatay hian

bhool janay waloon ka soog too nahi hota

chalo tumhhi batao ab

buut likhain tum ko ya ke Khuda likhain

ajnabi ya phir aashna likhain

apnay nakarda gunahoon ki

koi saza likhain

batao tum ko kia

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Bhatak raha tha anjaan dagar m

Bhatak raha tha anjaan dagar me,

Hamsafar banke tum aa gaye,

Tanha tha main jeewan safar me,

Hamsafar banke tum aa gaye….

Khush hota tha ye soch k ki main khush hoon,

Shayad maalom na tha ki khsuhi kya hoti hai,

Muskurata tha ye soch k ki main khush hoon,

Shayad maloom na tha ki muskurahat kya hoti hai,

Raah me kai log mile mujhe ,

Kuch khaas banke tum aa gaye

Tanha tha main jeewan safar me,

Hamsafar banke tum aa gaye…

Hosh na tha ye khud ko ki jaana kahaan hai mujhe,

Aankhen band karke zindagi k safar pe chala tha main,

Ek pal k liye bhi ye na socha ki q chal raha hoon main,

Badhawas hoke zindagi k safar pe chala tha main,

Na koi khwaaish thi zindagi se meri,

Ehsaas dilane tum aa gaye,

Tanha tha main jeewan safar me,

Hamsafar banke tum aa gaye…

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Ek baar to kaha hota hum se ye

Ek baar to kaha hota hum se ye FARAZ ke humain tumhari soorat pasand nahi to hum ye shehar hi kya hum to dunia bhi chor dete

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Dosti Ki Waja Nhi Hoti,Dosti K

Dosti Ki Waja Nhi Hoti,Dosti Koi Saja Nhi Hoti,

Yaari Mein Hoti Hai Imandari,Yaari Me Duniyadari Nhi Hoti,

Yaar Jaan Se Pyara Hota Hai,Yaar Se Jaan Pyari Nhi Hoti.

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Aik Aadmi Doosray Se: Bhai Ye

Aik Aadmi Doosray Se: Bhai Ye Khushi Aur Sakoon Kya Hota Hai ? Doosra Aadmi: Pata Nahi Bhai Meri To Pedaaish Hi Pakistan Ki Hai…;-)

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ADVISE , Q

ADVISE

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Q

K

Wo har Kisi K Pas Aik Hi Hota Hai.

Haddiyan Toro

Q

K

Woh 206 Hoti Hain…

2,4 tot b jain to kam chal jata hy.

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**Tumhary Khat**

**Tumhary Khat**

Tumhary Khat Mein Naya Ik Salaam Kis Ka Tha

Na Tha Raqeeb To AaKhir Vo Naam Kis Ka Tha ?

Vo Qatl Kar K Har Kisi Se Poochhty Hain

Ye Kaam Kis Ne Kiya Hai” Ye Kaam Kis Ka Tha ?

Wafa Karain Gy Nibhain Gy Baat Maanein Gy

Tumhain B Yaad Hai Kuchh Ye Kalaam Kis Ka Tha ?

Raha Na Dil Mein Vo Be-dard Aor Dard Raha

Muqeem Kaon Hua Hai Muqaam Kis Ka Tha ?

Na Poochh-Paachh Thi Kisi Ki Na Aav-o-Bhagat

Tumhari Bazam Mein Kal Ehtamaam Kis Ka Tha ?

Hamary Khat K To Purzy Kiye Parra B Nahin

Suna Jo Tum Ne DAAG Vo Pegaam Kis Ka Tha ?

Inhi Siffaat Se Hota Hai Aadmi Mashhoor

Jo Lutf Aap He Karty To Naam Kis Ka Tha ?

Guzar Geya Vo Zamana Kahain To Kis Se Kahain

Khiyaal Mere Dil Ko Subh-o-shaam Kis Ka Tha ?

Har Ek Se Kehty Nahin Keh “Daag” Be-wafaa Nikla

Ye poochhy In Se Koi Wo Gulaam Kis Ka Tha ?

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Azaad Pakistan K Nalaek nojava

Azaad Pakistan K Nalaek nojavano Agar aaj Valentines Day Ya Frndship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota.

..

Chalo Jaldi Josh Me Ao Hosh Me Ao.

Sab Ko Wish Karo

,

Happy Pakistan Day

23rd March

QARAR DAD-E-PAKISTAN

Is vry important day on wich

QUID gave a Plateform.

2the movement of PAKiSTAN.

PAKISTAN

ZiNDA BAAD pakIStanI QOAM PAinda Bad

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sher hota hai ab mahiinoN meN

sher hota hai ab mahiinoN meN

zindagi Dhal gayii mashiinoN meN

pyaar kii roshnii nahiiN miltii

in makaanoN meN, in makiinoN meN

dekh kar dostii kaa haath baDhaao

saaNp hote haiN aastiinoN meN

qahar kii aaNkh se na dekh inko

dil dhaDakte haiN aabgiinoN meN

aasmaanoN kii Khair ho yaa Rab

ek nayaa azm hai zamiinoN meN

voh mohabbat nahiiN rahii Jaalib

ham-safiiroN meN, ham-nashiinoN meN

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Malang Baba, meri biwi bahut p

Malang Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi hall batao.
Malang: Beta, Hall hota to main malang kyun banta? ;-)@

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Aksar main sochon main doob ja

Aksar main sochon main doob jata ho

Un ki har baton ko main dil ki gehrai sai janta ho

Par qismat kabhi kisa ka na daiti hai sath

Har koi taqder kagai hota hai bekar

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Rating: 6.7/10 (3 votes cast)

Pathan: Bhai Sahab Ek Litter G

Pathan: Bhai Sahab Ek Litter Gurr Do,

ShopKeeper: Gurr Ka Killo Hota Hy, Litter Nhi,

Pathan: Acha Bhai Ek Killo Gurr De Do Bottle Mei. .*

RockINGsS, ,

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Akhlaq aik Dukan hai or

“Akhlaq” aik Dukan hai or

“Zuban” us ka Tala,

Tala khulta hai to Maloom hota hai k Dukan

“Soney” ki hai ya “Koiley” ki.

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New Exam Song To

New Exam Song.

To Paper Paper Krti He.

To Paper Se Kio darti he.

Ak bar mujhe batla de too.

To chiting ku nahi krti he.

Kia hota he paper me.

Paper ka laga don dhair.

Me barish krdo pharron ki.

jo to ho jae meri…

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Mujay likhny ka shouq hota to

Mujay likhny ka shouq hota to main apna khwab likhta,,,

Tere chehry ko Chand tere honton ko Gulaab likhta,,,

Tere pyar main bhool ker sari kainat ko,,,,

Teri zulfon ki chaon mein apna Anjam likhta,,,

Haq hota taqdeer likhny ka mujay apni,,,

To tere sary gum lay kr,apni sari khushyan main tere naam kerta,,,

Agar BADSHAHAT deta is jahan ki khuda mujay,,,

To main ye sara jahan tere naam likhta,,,

Kash aisa mumkin hota,,,

TO main tujay sirf apny naseeb main likhta,,,

MGR KASH

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Jis Ghar mein kutta hota hai w

Jis Ghar mein kutta hota hai wahan farishtay nhi aatay, yeh mulk hamara ghar hai…

baqi ap samajhdar hain….
Sakhti bohat hai, nai tou tafseel se btatay..;-)

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Andhere me rasta banana mushki

Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai.

Tufan mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai.

DOSTI kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi,

Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai..

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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab d

‘Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,

apne dost ko kya uphar du,

koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,

jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…

Junam Din Mubarak Ho’

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Wo tu Barish ki bondein dekh k

Wo tu Barish ki bondein dekh kar bohat khush hota hai,

Usay kya maloom Girnay Wala Har Qatra pani nahi Hota.

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7 AMAZING FACTS

7 AMAZING

FACTS

1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nhi pete

2:U.K me ab tk jurwa bache peda nhi huve

3:Nepal me Tigers insano k 7 sotey hyn

4:Sanp ko agr hawa me phenka jaye to wo 10 mint tk urr skta hy

5:ZEBRA ka Dil nhi hota

6:MONKEY chinese zuban samjh skta hy

7:Ye sub points ghalt hyn

hamary ghr light nahi hy time pas kr raha tha,

Ghor se parhne ka Shukriya’

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