Types of Girls Computer Humo

Types of Girls ( Computer Humor ) CD-ROM GIRLS She is always faster and faster EMAIL GIRLS Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense HARD DISK GIRLS She remembers everything, FOREVER INTERNET GIRLS Difficult to access MULTIMEDIA GIRLS She make horrible thing look beautiful SCREENSAVER GIRLS She is good for nothing but at least she is fun RAM GIRLS She forget about you, the moment turn her off WINDOW GIRLS Everyone know that she can”t do a thing right, but no one can live with out her VIRUS GIRLS Also known as “wife”” when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don”t try you uninstall her you will lose everything SERVER GIRLS Always busy when you need her

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Humor is an affirmation of dig

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all that befalls him.

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Humor has been a fashioning in

Humor has been a fashioning instrument in America, cleaving its way through the national life, holding tenaciously to the spread elements of that life. Its mode has often been swift and coarse and ruthless, beyond art and beyond established civilization. It has engaged in warfare against the established heritage, against the bonds of pioneer existence. Its objective –the unconscious objective of a disunited people –has seemed to be that of creating fresh bonds, a new unity, the semblance of a society and the rounded completion of an American type.

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All my humor is based upon des

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I’d be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.

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Humor is always based on a mod

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law.

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Ik tooti hui zanjeer ki fryad

Ik tooti hui zanjeer ki fryad hain hum

Or dunia samjti hai k aazad hain hum

Is ishq ne ko dia kya hai

“Faraz”

Kal B tanha the aur aaj bhi Udaas hain…

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