Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaan

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang, baja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.

Holi Mubarak!

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai

Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai

Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein

Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.

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Rating: 3.8/10 (11 votes cast)

Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni

Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.

Banta: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.

Santa: Kya naam hai.

Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha:

Accountant

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Rating: 6.3/10 (6 votes cast)

Na Papa K Maar Se,

Na Papa K Maar Se,

Na Dosto K Fatkar Se,

Na Ladki K Inkar Se,

Na Chapalo K Bochar Se,

Aap Jese Ashiq Sudrenge

Sirf “RAKHI” K Tyohar Se

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Rating: 7.3/10 (13 votes cast)

Ek ladke ne ek ladki

Ek ladke

ne ek ladki

ko prapose

kiya to ladki

ne uske praposel

ko thukra

diya.Uska

dost ye sab

dekh raha tha

aur dusre din

use khush

dekh kar

usase puchhata

hai tum to khus

nazar aarahe

ho jabki ladki

ne to tumhare

praposel ko

thukara diya,

kya tum udas

nahi ho ?

to wo ladka

kahta hai

mai udas kyu

rahu wo bhi

uske liye jo

mujhse pyar nahi

karti,jabki

mai janta hu

ki maine use

khoya hai

jo mujhse par

nahi karti

udas to use

hona chahiye

tha ki usne

use kho diya

jo use sachcha

pyar karta tha.

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Rating: 7.3/10 (29 votes cast)

LARKI PATANE KE 101 TARIKE

LARKI PATANE KE 101 TARIKE –

{***} Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai

{***} Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut samay tak baat kar sakti hai aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai

{***} Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap (Jinhe Patana hai) unhe hi dekhte rahe, aisa karne se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jayegi

{***} Aap ki Parosan agar SchoolCollege jane ke liye nikal rahi ho to aap unke sang hole aur unse baat karte hue aap bhi jaye aisa Continue 3 Dino tak kare aur 4th Din mat jana, wo 5th Din aapse zaror puchegi kal kyun nahi aaye aur iss tarah mulakat se aap use Pata hi lenge

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Rating: 7.2/10 (64 votes cast)

Socha thha kya, or kya ho gaya

Socha thha kya, or kya ho gaya,

chaha thha kya, or kya mil gaya,

takdir ne hamen bich raste par hi chhod diya,

Bahot joro se gira , ‘soch ke aasamaan’ se,

Bahar fek diya muje, usne dil ke makaan se,

Ro Raha hai aaj, jo hasta thha kal shaan se,

Sapne sajane me koi kasar nahi thi baki

par mera vo rangeen sapana beechse tod diya,…. takdir ne

hamen bich raste par hi chhod diya,

Rahi bankar rahe gaya hu, na manzil dikhai deti hai

Dur se saji hui sapno ki bas mahefil dikhai deti hai

aur aaj muje dil me chuubhi hui kil dikhai deti hai

raste to kai dhoondhke rakhe the humne,

par har waqt wo rasta gam ki aur mod diya,……takdir ne

hamen bich raste par hi chhod diya,

socha thha ke koi ladki humare sathh dosti karegi

ek aisa bhi din ayega ke wo khud humpe maregi

humen kabhi na kabhi wo sawal ka javab degi

par na hua aisa kuch, rahe gaya khawab adhura,

kismat ka wo daman , jorose marod diya,…

takdir ne hamen bich raste par hi chhhod diya….

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Rating: 6.7/10 (3 votes cast)

Ladka Ladki Akele Bethe Pyar B

Ladka Ladki Akele Bethe Pyar Bhari Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

Ladki Ne Bade Pyar Se Ladke Ko Kaha

Ladki: Mujhe Na Aapke Chutkule (Jokes) Bade Achhe Lagte Hai.

Ladka: Haan Janu Mujhe Bhi Tumhari Chut Aur Kulhe Bade Pasand Hai

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Rating: 7.1/10 (75 votes cast)

Janam Ki Pyaas Thi Meri,

Janam Ki Pyaas Thi Meri,

Kaise Sahti Ab Aur Doori,

Chipak Gayi Mohan Ke Tan Se,

Laga Choomne Wo Bhi Manse.

Choochi Tan Gayi, Choot Akad Gayi,

Laga Main Ladki Se Aurat Ban Gayi,

Mohan Ne Mujhe Kar Diya Nanga,

Kapde Utare Apne, Shuru Hua Panga.

Lund Dekh Ke, Meri Phat Gayi,

Koshish Kee, Par Cheekh Nikal Gayi,

“Nahin-Nahin Mohan, Main Mar Jaungi,

Itne Bade Lund Se Nahin Chudvaungi,”.

Mohan Dheeme Se Muskaya,

Choochiyon Ko Seene Se Chipkaaya,

Mammey Choose Dheere, Phir Jor Se,

Mazaa Aa Gaya Raam Kasam Se.

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Rating: 5.1/10 (7 votes cast)

Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko propos

Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko propose kiya,

to ladki ne uske praposel ko thukra diya,

uska dost ye sab dekh raha tha,

or dusre us ladke se kahta he ki us ladki ne tumhare praposel ko thukra diya fir bhi tum udas kyu nahi ho?

Wo ladka kahta he,

me udas kyu rahu,

jabki mai janta hu ki maine use khoya he,

jo mujhse pyar nahi karti thi,

udas to use hona chahiye kyuki usne use kho diya jo usase sachhi muhabbat karta tha.

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Rating: 4.7/10 (3 votes cast)

Ek Survey se yeh sabit hua hai

Ek Survey se yeh sabit hua hai ki Ladke,

Ladkio se zyada shareef hote hain …

Ladka pehli baar ladki ko dekhta hai

toh sochta hai…

Subhaan allah kya sundar ladki hai ..

Ladki jab us ladke ko dekhti hai

toh sochti hai..

Kamina jab dekho ghoorta rehta hai …

k,k

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Rating: 8.0/10 (6 votes cast)

MuJhe LaGta Hai AiSa KaBhi KaB

MuJhe LaGta Hai AiSa KaBhi KaBhi

JaiSe Woh AjNaBi LaDki

MuJh Se PYaaR KaRti Hai

MuJhe ChaHti Hai

AkSaR YuNhi ChuP ChuP KaR

DeKhTi Hai, JaNe Kia SooCh KaR

NazReiN ChuRa JaTi Hai

KuCh GhaBRa Si JaTi Hai

ApNe AaNcHal Ko HaWaooN Ke ZooR PaR LehRaTi Hai

MehSooS MuJhe Yeh HoTa Hai Ke

ShaYaD MuJhe Woh Bahut ChaHti Hai

Mujhe AiSa EhSaaS DiLaTi Hai JaiSe

Woh MuJh Se KuCh KehNa ChaHti Hai

MeRe PooChNe PaR KuCh ShaRMa Si JaTi Hai

KuCh GhaBRa Si JaTi Hai

SuNiYe Keh KaR BhaaG JaTi Hai

AjNaBi LaDki ShaYaD PYaaR KaRti Hai MuJh Se

AiSa MehSooS Hota Hai JaNe KYuN MuJhe

Dil Bhi KitNa PaGal Hai

Kia Kia SoChta RehTa Hai

KuCh MaSooM Se JazBeiN HaiN

KuCh UnDekhe SaPNe HaiN

MaGeR Woh Nahi JanTi ShaYaD

MeRi ZinDaGi Hai Woh…

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Rating: 5.3/10 (3 votes cast)

Ek Ladki Ghar Aayi Aur Apni Ma

Ek Ladki Ghar Aayi Aur Apni Maa Se Boli

Ladki: “Maa Maa, Mera Rape Ho Gaya Hai”

Maa: “Ek Kaam Kar, Thodi Si Lal Mirchi Khaa Le”

Ladki Hairani Se: “Kya Usko Khane Se Mein Pregnant Nahi Houngi?”

Maa: “Nahi, Par Tere Chehre Se Chudayi Ki Khushi Thodi Kam Ho Jayegi“

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Rating: 6.9/10 (30 votes cast)

Har ladki aapke liye bekarar h

Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,

Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,

Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,

Kuch din baad”RAKHI” ka tyohar hai.

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Rating: 6.5/10 (15 votes cast)

Aaj Ka Sawal Muhabbat Ho

Aaj Ka Sawal

Muhabbat Ho jati hai ya karni parti hai

very simple

Ladki Khoobsurat ho to ho jati hain

Agar Ameer ho to karni parti ha.,.,.,.,.,

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Rating: 5.3/10 (3 votes cast)

Khushi k LIYE Gum kurban , Has

Khushi k LIYE Gum kurban , Hasi k Liye . AAnsoo kurban,. Pyar,k Liy Dil kurban, Mere Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Kurban,Aur ladki k Liye Yaar Tu bhi kurban!

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Rating: 5.0/10 (2 votes cast)

1 ladke ne 1 ladki se uska nem

1 ladke ne 1 ladki se uska nema pucha to ladki ne kaha meri skuti ke piche likha he

6.1

6.3

6.2

2.1

dimag ho to ladki ka nam batao.

Only for inteligent

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Rating: 6.6/10 (73 votes cast)

Ek aisi ladki mil jaaye kahin

Ek aisi ladki mil jaaye kahin

jo dikhne main ho itni haseen

chehra uska ho khila khila

jaise chand mujhe abhi ho mila

Ladki wo sub se alag ho

mere sapno ki wo pari ho

jaldi se khatam ho jaye meri talash

ab to bus yehi khwaaish hai ke kash

Ladkian to bari daikhi hain magar

rukti nahi kisi pe ye nazar

lagta to nahi ke mile gi bhi kabhi

magroor to hain ye mashoor sabhi

Jo ladki mere khwabon main aati hai

saar saari raat mujhe jagati hai

tabhi to subha office mein der hoti hai

Dad ki bhi phir daant sunni parti hai

Bus ab to nahi hota mujh se intezaar

jo hai hi nahi kyon rahoon uske liye beqaraar

yehi keh ke dil ko tasalli deta hoon

magar phir bhi najane kyon udaas rehta hoon

Lagta hai koi jadoo kar gaya hai mujh par

warna ladkian to pehle bhi marti theen hum par

theek hai kal pehli ladki ko pataon ga

hota hai jo ho jai le ke bhaag jaon ga..

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Rating: 5.9/10 (7 votes cast)

Pariyo si sunder ek ladki hai

Pariyo si sunder ek ladki hai ?´¯`?

jaane kya jadu karti hai ?´¯`?

chahe jitna gam ho ?´¯`?

per dekh ke uski surat dil ko khushi milati hai ?´¯`?

chand sa roshan chehara hai ?´¯`?

aankho se masti jhalkati hai ?´¯`?

baate hai misri si meethi ?´¯`?

awaz me koi koyal bolati hai ?´¯`?

rup hai uska koi khilata hua kamal ?´¯`?

usko dekhkar hi shayad gazal banati hai ?´¯`?

kisi pal bhi wo na dur rahi humse ?´¯`?’

her pal jo mere saanso me basti hai ?´¯`?

ag ko dekhkar aur baato se hi ?´¯`?

jaane kitni khwahish is dil me palati hai ?´

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Rating: 5.0/10 (2 votes cast)

ek ladka airport pe cegret p r

ek ladka airport pe cegret p raha tha.ek ladki ne us se pucha k kub se cegret peete ho to ladke ne kaha buchpan se.ladki ne kaha k agar ye pese tum jama karte to aj samne khari car tmhari hoti. Ladka tum cegret peti ho

Ladka. tum cegret piti ho

Ladki. nhi

Ladka.to phir ye car tmari he

Ladki /no

Ladka. ye car meri hi he

MORAL?

zyada lecture dene se bizteeee bhi ho jati he

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Rating: 6.5/10 (8 votes cast)

Ladki Ki Jeans Ki Pant Khulli

Ladki Ki Jeans Ki Pant Khulli Thhi Aur Usne Panty Nahi Pahan Rakhi Thhi

Pappu Dekh Ke Bola: “Aapke Lower Lips Dikh Rahe Hai”

Ladki: “Mujhe Pata Hai Beta, Ye To Ciggerate Peena Chahte Hai“

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Rating: 6.4/10 (27 votes cast)

Wonderful college dayz

Wonderful college dayz…

Vo ladki college ki meri jab bhi mujhe ko yaad aaye

saanse ban ke seene mein mere dheere se utar jaaye

Hostel ke saamne, cycle pe uska, yuin intezaar karna

Kanteen mein jaake, phir ghanto baat, baar baar karna

Kuch aisa aaj ho jaaye, vo samne mere aa jaaye

Yaadon ki baarish mein mere sapne saare bheeg jaaye

Vo ladki college ki meri jab bhi mujhe ko yaad aaye…

Har ek baat uski mere kaano mein gunjti hai

Lov band rahte hai aur aankhe sab bolti hai

Sara sama uski yaadon se aise mahak jaaye

Us mein aur uske khayaalo mein sare fark mit jaaye

Vo ladki college ki meri jab bhi mujhe ko yaad aaye…

Looking for your comments!

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Rating: 6.7/10 (3 votes cast)

Father to son : Pados ki

Father to son :

Pados ki ladki ko

dekh wo exam

mein first aayi hai.

Son : usko hi to

dekhta tha,

Tabhi to fail ho Gaya .

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Rating: 5.0/10 (2 votes cast)

Gulaabon Se Lipati Shabnam Ki

Gulaabon Se Lipati Shabnam Ki Taraah

Usaki Adaayein Hai Mausam Ki Taraah

Sheeshe Sa Badan Naadaan Dil

Ek Ladki Hai Gazal Ki Taraah

Palkon Pe Ruki Woh Meri Zindagi

Milati Hai Mujhse Kwhabon Ki Taraah

Khafa Jo Mujhse Bhaiti Hai Duur

Chaahaa Hai Use Zindagi Ki Taraah

Banke Badal Jo Dil Pe Chaayi Hai

Aankhon Mein Bikhari Thi Kajaal Ki Taraah

Jaanegi Jab Meri Mohobbat Ki Intehaa

Dhundegi Woh Mujhe Deewaano Ki Taraah

Kehate Hai Log “Pyar” Jise

Hamne Woh Kiyaa Ibaadat Ki Taraah

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Rating: 7.6/10 (9 votes cast)

Ek ladki thi deewani si

Ek ladki thi deewani si

Mobile le kar chalti thi

Nazrain jhuka ke

Sharma ke!!!

Mobile mein jaane kya kya dekha karti thi

Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko

Par jaane kis se darti thi

Jab bhi milti thi mujhse

Yehi poochha karti thi

Yeh ON kaise hota hai,

Yeh ON kaise hota hai

aur main________ sirf yehi kah pata tha

ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai

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Rating: 6.8/10 (12 votes cast)

Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko propos

Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko propose kiya, to ladki ne uske praposel ko thukra diya, uska dost ye sab dekh raha tha, or dusre us ladke se kahta he ki us ladki ne tumhare praposel ko thukra diya fir bhi tum udas kyu nahi ho? Wo ladka kahta he, me udas kyu rahu, jabki mai janta hu ki maine use khoya he, jo mujhse pyar nahi karti thi, udas to use hona chahiye kyuki usne use kho diya jo usase sachhi muhabbat karta tha.

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Rating: 7.5/10 (4 votes cast)

Kaheen ik masoom nazuk si ladk

Kaheen ik masoom nazuk si ladki Bohat khobsoort mager sanwali si Mujhay apnay khwabon ki banhoon main paa ker Kabhi neend main muskurati tu ho gi Usi neend main karwaten badel ker Serhanay se takiyay girati tu ho gi Wohi khawab din ki khamoshi main aa ker Usay man he man main lubhatay tu hongay Kaii saaz seenay ki khamoshion main Meri yaad se

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Rating: 6.5/10 (2 votes cast)

Ladki Boli: Chandni chaand se

Ladki Boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai,

sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka Bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

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Rating: 6.0/10 (3 votes cast)

* Milan *

*. . .Milan. . .*

Pagal Ladki,

Bahut Lamhe Main Ne,

Tere Hejr Mein,

Tadap Tadap Kar,

Guzaare Hain,

Kitne Mausam Main Ne,

Aankhoon Mein,

Intezaar Ke Buney Hain,

Ab Tumhen Apne,

Qareeb Pa Kar,

Ehsaas Milta Hai,

Yeh Un Hejr Ke Lamhoon Ka,

Samar Hai,

Yeh Meri Tadap Ka,

Haasil Hai,

Aur Mere Hejr Ke,

Mausamoon Ka,

Milan Hai. . . . . .*

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Rating: 3.7/10 (3 votes cast)

A Dog Fell In Love With

A Dog Fell In Love

With a Cat

Bt

Dog’s Parents

Refusd Cat

Gues Why?

They Gave a Solid Reason

Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai

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Rating: 5.0/10 (2 votes cast)

Baba Saxidas Se Ek Mastmaula A

Baba Saxidas Se Ek Mastmaula Ashiq Ne Puchha

Ashiq: “Baba Ji, Ek Ladki Apni Life Mein Apni Choot Ke Upar Kitne Rs Kharchti Hai?”

Baba Saxidas Ne Samjhaya

Ek Ldki Ko 11 Saal Ki Umar Mein Menstrual Cycle Suru Hota Hai

Aur Monopose Ki Umar 56 Saal Hoti Hai.

Ek Ldki Ko Uski Puri Zindagi Me Lagbag 3000 Din Ya Lagbg 8 Saal Menstrual Cycle Mein Bitane Padte Hai.

Ek Period Mein Lgbag 45ml Blood Nikalta Hai

(45ml x 3times a Day, x 5 Days = 675ml, x 12months =8100ml, x 45 Yrs = 364.8 Liter)

Ek Ladki Ki Choot Apni Puri Life Mein Lagbg 365 Ltr Khoon Nikalti Hai.

Ek Din Me 1 Wisper Ultra Use Kiya Jaye To

(5 Pad x 5days = 25 Pads, x 12 Months = 300pads/per Year, x 45 Years = 13500 pads, Means 1125 Pack Wisper Ultra, x Rupees 52.00 = Rs 58500.00)

Means

Ek Ldki Puri Zindgi Mein Jitne Paisi Apni Choot Par Kharch Krti Hai Utne Mein Tere Liye 1 Bajaj Pulsar 150 Aa Jaye

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Rating: 6.3/10 (44 votes cast)

Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai

Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai

__Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai

____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai

________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai

_____Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai

_____Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai

_____Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai

_____Vishvas hai to Paisa hai

_____Paisa hai to Shohrat hai

_____Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai

_____Izzat hai to Ladki hai

____Ladki hai to Tension hai

____Tension hai to Concern hai

____Concern hai to a Khayaal hai

____Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai

____Khawab hai to Growth hai

____Growth hai to Zindagi hai

____Zindagi hai to khwaab hai

__Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai

Bas ghumnewala chahiye

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Rating: 5.0/10 (2 votes cast)

Jisse mein ne jaan se bhi jyad

Jisse mein ne jaan se bhi jyada pyaar kiya

Oussi ne mere dil pe berehmi se vaar kiya

Dagaa dene wale jaate jaate itna rote nahin

Ouss ne bewafaa hone ka kyon izhaar kiya

Jab pata chala ki wo majburi ki ek putli hai

Tab se gila na karne ka meine vichaar kiya

Kayi baar ousse sameep se gouzarte dekha

Par nazar milane se ousne saaf inkaar kiya

Mushkil se zindagi ko jo thoDa pyaar diya

Wo sochne lagi ki meine ouse bezaar kiya

Issi soch main ki jald hi laut kar aayegi wo

Meine ouss Sanwali LaDki ka intazaar kiya

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Rating: 5.0/10 (2 votes cast)

Aik Ladki darya par nahane gay

Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.

jiska name tha “KUCH KUCH”

nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.

Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.

Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.

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Rating: 6.3/10 (152 votes cast)

Ladka Ladki Movie Dekhne Gaye

Ladka Ladki Movie Dekhne Gaye.

Andhera Hote Hi Ladka Ladki Se Chhedkhani Shuru Kar Deta Hai.

Thodi Der Bad Ladki Ladke Se Kehati Hai: “Jaanu, Anguthi Nikal Lo Atak Jayegi.”

Ladka Kahata Hai: “Anguthi To Kab Ki Nikal Li, Ye To Meri Gadi Hai.“

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Rating: 5.8/10 (43 votes cast)

Santa Ek Khubsurat Ladki Seb

Santa Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se

Santa: “Chalo Sex Karte Hain”

Ladki: “Sorry I Am A Lesbian”

Santa: “Lesbian?? Ye Kya Hota Hai”

Ladki: “Matlab Main Bas Ladkio K Saath Sex Karti Hoon”

Santa: “De Taali!! I Am Lesbian Too, Main Bhi Sirf Ladkiyo Se Hi Sex Karta Hun“

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Rating: 6.7/10 (23 votes cast)

1 ladki valentines day pe duka

1 ladki valentines day pe dukan-dar se Esacard he jis me likha ho k me tumse pyar karti hun?

Dukandar:Haan he

Ladki: 2 darjan pack kar do.

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Rating: 6.0/10 (5 votes cast)

Ek Lardki Ko Daka Tho aasa lag

Ek Lardki Ko Daka Tho aasa laga

Jaise chandni raat

Jaise narmi ki baat

Jaise mandir mein ho ek jalta diya

Ho…

Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga

Ho ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga

Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga

Jaise subahon ka roop

Jaise sardi ki dhoop

Jaise veena ki taan

Jaise rangon ki jaan

Jaise balkhaaye bel

Jaise lehron ka khel

Jaise khushboo liye aaye thandi hava

Ho…

Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga

Ho ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga

Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga

Jaise naachta mor

Jaise resham ki dor

Jaise pariyon ka raag

Jaise sandal ki aag

Jaise solah sighaar

Jaise ras ki phuhaar

Jaise aahista aahista badhta nasha

Ho..

Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga

This is a romantic song from the movie 1942 A Love Story. Most of the story is based on the concept of freedom fighting of India. This movie is the last

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Rating: 6.4/10 (9 votes cast)

Ladki boli: Chandni chaa

Ladki boli:

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

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Umeedo ki manjil toot gayibr

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi

Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi

Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi

Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi..

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Meri Aankhon Ke SaMundar Mein

Meri Aankhon Ke SaMundar Mein Jalan Kaisi Hai,

Aaj Phir Dilko Tadapne Ki Lagan Kaisi Hia,

Ab Kisi Chhat Pe Charagon Ki Qatarein Bhi Nahi,

Ab Tere Sheher Ki Galiyon Mein Ghutan Kaisi Hia,

Barf Ke Roop Mein Dhal Jayenge Saare Rishte,

Mujhse Puchho Ke Mohabbat Ki Agan Kaisi Hia,

Main Tere Visl Ki Khwahish Ko Na Marne Dunga,

MausaM-E-Hijr Ki Lehje Mein Thakan Kaisi Hia,

Rehguzaron Mein Jo Banti Rahi Kaanton Ki Rida,

Uski Majboor Si Aankhon Mein Kiran Kaisi Hai,

Mujhe MasooM Si Ladki Pe Taras Aata Hai,

Ise Dekho To Mohabbat Mein Magan Kaisi Hia…

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eik ladki ka mulakath mujhe me

eik ladki ka mulakath mujhe mehephil me bithayi,

us ladki ka ankhen mujhe aashique banaayi,

us ladki ka sahara mujhe share banaayi,

us ladki ka saangaty mujhe shaayar banaayi,

us ladki ka muskuraan,mujhe musaafir banaayi,

us ladki ke liye my kya karun?

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Sardar K Ghar Ladki Hui b

Sardar K Ghar Ladki Hui…

Sardarni: Sunoji, Jab Yeh Bari Hogi To Larke Usse Patayen Gey.

Sardar: Oye, Koi Gal Nahi Kushwinder,

Maine Is Problem Ka Solution Dhoond Liya Hai.

Sardarni: Kya?

Sardar: Hum Iska Naam “Didi” Rakhen Gey. :-)

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Ladka bola : kash in has

Ladka bola :

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.

Ladki boli:

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

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Kaheen ik masoom nazuk si ladk

Kaheen ik masoom nazuk si ladki

Bohat khobsoort mager sanwali si

Mujhay apnay khwabon ki banhoon main paa ker

Kabhi neend main muskurati tu ho gi

Usi neend main karwaten badel ker

Serhanay se takiyay girati tu ho gi

Wohi khawab din ki khamoshi main aa ker

Usay man he man main lubhatay tu hongay

Kaii saaz seenay ki khamoshion main

Meri yaad se jhun jhanatay tu hongay

Woh besakhta dheemay dheemay suron main

Meri dhun main kuch gun gunati tu ho gi

mujhay khat likhnay wo bathi tu hogi

Mager ungliyan kapkapati tu hon gi

Qalam haath se choot jata tu ho ga

mager qalam phir say uthati tu ho gi

Mera naam apni kitabon per likh ker

Woh Danton main ungli dabati tu ho gi

Zuban se kabhi uff nikkalti tu ho gi

Badan dheemay dheemay sulagta tu ho ga

Kahiin k kahiin pauoon pertay tu hongay

Zameen pe dupata larakta tu ho ga

Kabhi subah ko shaam kehti tu ho gi

Kabhi raat ko din banati tu ho gi

Kahheen ik masoom nazuk si ladki

Bohat khoobsorat mager sanwali si

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woh chaand jaisi ladki, woh si

woh chaand jaisi ladki, woh sitaron jaisa aanchal,

woh phool jaisi komal, woh paanv jaise makhmal.

woh moti jaisi aakhen, woh hirni jaisi chaal,

woh chandi jaisa rang hai, woh sunehre hai baal.

woh bole toh bole sangeet hai, woh hanse toh hai saaz,

woh kaanton sa chubhta hai, woh phoolon sa andaaz,

woh gussa jaise bijli, woh julfein hai ghatayein

woh aansu jaise barkha, woh saasein hai hawayein.

woh bindiya jaise jugnu, woh chudiya woh kangan,

woh paayal karti chan chan, woh khushboo jaise chandan.

woh chandni si sheetal, woh chaand pe hai rehti,

woh udti hai gagan me, woh jharno si hai behti.

woh dil ki hai haan dhadkan, woh dil se mere kehti,

woh chaand jaisi ladki, woh chaand jaisi ladki.

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Woh kesi Ladki hai ke har rooz

Woh kesi Ladki hai ke har rooz saza

deti hai..!!

Phir hasti hai woh itna ke sab bhula

deti hai…!!

Kabhi jo ro de to mujhe bhi bhool jati

hai..!!

aur phir bhool ke mujh ko bhi rula deti

hai…!!

Hamare pas na aane ki kasam kha kar woh..

“AA JAO” Likhati hai woh, khaghaz pe or

urra deti hai..!!

Us say poocho ke bata kis se muhabbat hai tumhe..!!

naam sargoshi main mera hi suna deti

hai…!!

Kabhi kehti hai chalo saath hamesha

mere..!!

chal padu saath to raasta hi phira deti

hai..!!

Khud hi kehti hai na dohraao purani

yaadein..!!

mein na dohraaoon to phir khud hi sunaa

deti hai…!!

k,k

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Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai

Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai

__Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai

____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai

__________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai

_____________Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai

___________________Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai

_________________________Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai

_____________________________Vishvas hai to Paisa hai

_______________________________Paisa hai to Shohrat hai

_____________________________________Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai

_________________________________________Izzat hai to Ladki hai

______________________________________Ladki hai to Tension hai

_______________________________Tension hai to Concern hai

__________________________Concern hai to a Khayaal hai

______________________Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai

_________________Khawab hai to Growth hai

__________Growth hai to Zindagi hai

______Zindagi hai to khwaab hai

__Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai

Bas ghumnewala chahiye

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Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sard

Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar.

He screamed ?puttar hua! Puttar hua!? nurse

Shouted,?aby anday ki olad, ladki hui hai,

Meri ungli chor?

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Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi b

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi

aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi

are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi

jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

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Ladki boli: Chandni chaa

Ladki boli:

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

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udas ladki jo ban pare t

udas ladki

jo ban pare to,

ye khod se kehna kabhi to jana

k tum ko aati he yaad ab bhi,

wo ek sundar, udas ladki

wo khoi khoi si ankhon wali,

wo uljhi uljhi si sochon wali,

wo jhoti muskan ko labon pr

sajane wali,,

wo apne bare mein deehre deehre

se tum ko sab kuch batane wali,,

wo baat be baat,

rooth ke maan jane wali,,

kabhi kabhi to

hisab-o-hadh se bhi

yaad barh kr hi aane wali,,

satane wali…….mananne wali,,

wo ek sundar udas ladki..!!

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Mohabbat Ka Matlab Intezaar Na

Mohabbat Ka Matlab Intezaar Nahin Hota

Har Ladki Ko Dekhna Pyar Nahin Hota

Youn To Milta Hai Roz Mohabbat Ka Paigham

Pyar Hai Zindagi Yeh To Har Baar Nahin Hota

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Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se ka

Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehan he keh doon.

Ladki: bolo

Phatan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.

LIBRA SUNAAR

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* Beta papa ye sex kya h

*. . .Beta-papa ye “sex” kya hota hai…?

Sardar: thinks oye ye kya puch liya bete ne, par batana to padega

Aftr tht he told- beta sex me hum ladki k kapde utarte hai,fir apne kapde utarte hai,fir ladki ko karib krk usk boobs dabate hai,fir vo hamara lund chusti hai,fir hum us k gand me ungali karte hai,fir tail laga k ladki ki chut me lund dal k hum lund ander bahar karte hue use chodte hai.

Ye hota hai sex..

Beta- Admisson form me kya likhun?:-D

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Aik Ladki darya par nahane gay

Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.

jiska name tha “KUCH KUCH”

nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.

Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.

Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.

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Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida

Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui….

Uske Daton Ka color kya hoga?

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Socho

Socho

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Are itna bhi kya sochna

Kya kissi nayi paida hui ladki dant bhi hotain hain?

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Use main ne kaha tha GuRiYa tu

Use main ne kaha tha GuRiYa tum ek MuNfaRid, kHaAs LaDki Ho

JiS Ka maqam mere DiL mein koi nahi ly sakta

Tum woh LaDkI ho Jis Ki Mehwat O sukhan MeRe dIL Ki Khusboo hai

Jis K aage Mujhe aaKaash ki PaRiYAaN bhi Nisb O PhEeNk lagti Hain

YeH keh Kar main ne KeHkaShaaN Qadmoon tal’le Rond daali

Main khud nahi Jaanta k Us harjaayi K NazrooN mein, main KiyA Tha

AuR KyA hoOn,

Kyon K biChADtE waQat Jab UsNe KaHa K,

Nabil

TuM bohat aaM LAdKa Ho,

Jis k saath main ZiNdaGi BasAr nahi Kar SakTi,

Yeh sun Kar Main AaM Hi Ho Giya aur cHuPkE Se MaT’ti OAdH Li. . .

TUM BIN

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Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bo

Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Sardar : pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

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Yaad tumhari har waqt ati hai

Yaad tumhari har waqt ati hai

Dil ko bahut tadpati hai

Socha ki call kar lu

Kambakhat yeh customer care ki ladki barbar balance low batati hai.!!

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Kisi Ladki Ko CheroUska Ha

Kisi Ladki Ko Chero….Uska Hath Pakad lo…..

Agar Wo Apko Thapar Mar De..

To Kaho…

Tum Pehle Imtihan Me Pass Ho Gayi…

…Mujhe Aise He Sharif Ladki Chahiye Thi….=P

Gr8 Ppl Gr8 Thought

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