Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni

Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.

Banta: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.

Santa: Kya naam hai.

Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha:

Accountant

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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!

Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.

Santa: Kya naam hai uska?

Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”

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Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaan

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang, baja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.

Holi Mubarak!

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai

Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai

Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein

Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.

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Na Papa K Maar Se,

Na Papa K Maar Se,

Na Dosto K Fatkar Se,

Na Ladki K Inkar Se,

Na Chapalo K Bochar Se,

Aap Jese Ashiq Sudrenge

Sirf “RAKHI” K Tyohar Se

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Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko ch

Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko ched

Diya.

Ladki-Tumhre Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi Hai kya?

Santa-kya pata me to subah se Ghar ke Bahar Hu!

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Har ladki aapke liye bekarar h

Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,

Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,

Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,

Kuch din baad”RAKHI” ka tyohar hai.

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Mai Aaj Qasam Khaata Hunbr

Mai Aaj Qasam Khaata Hun..

K Aaj Se Har Ladki Ko Maa Samjhunga…

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Apne Hone Wale Bachhon Ki.

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1 ladki valentines day pe duka

1 ladki valentines day pe dukan-dar se Esacard he jis me likha ho k me tumse pyar karti hun?

Dukandar:Haan he

Ladki: 2 darjan pack kar do.

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1 ladke ne 1 ladki se uska nem

1 ladke ne 1 ladki se uska nema pucha to ladki ne kaha meri skuti ke piche likha he

6.1

6.3

6.2

2.1

dimag ho to ladki ka nam batao.

Only for inteligent

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Kisi Ladki Ko CheroUska Ha

Kisi Ladki Ko Chero….Uska Hath Pakad lo…..

Agar Wo Apko Thapar Mar De..

To Kaho…

Tum Pehle Imtihan Me Pass Ho Gayi…

…Mujhe Aise He Sharif Ladki Chahiye Thi….=P

Gr8 Ppl Gr8 Thought

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