Ek Kanwaari Larki, Pehli Baar

Ek Kanwaari Larki, Pehli Baar Ek Larkay Se Akele Main Mili….

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Msg Ka Baqiya Hissa RAMZAN k Baad:

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Larkay wale: Aap

Larkay wale:

Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?

Larki ki amma…

Haan jii

MASHAALLAH

Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai :-

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Ek larki ek larkay k paas gye

Ek larki ek larkay k paas gye

us na ulta kia…

Pechay sa khola..

Aur dal dia…

Larki bhut khush the

wo phle bar dalwa re the…

Mobile ma sim card

:-P

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Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi l

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei

sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k

larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p

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Larka: Ro Q rhi ho?

Larka:

Ro Q rhi ho?

Larki:

Mre Marks Boht kum aye hen

Larka:

kitne aye hn?

Larki: sirf 87%

Larka:

Bhai ALLAH ka khof ker

Itne m to 3 larkay Pas ho jate hn:-)

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DARD NAAK KAHANI

“DARD NAAK

KAHANI”

Larka Larki ko chahta tha,

mgar wo Larki nahi janti thi Ek din Larkay ne himmat ki or Os se kaha k

“Tum mujhe achhi lagti ho”

Larki ko ghussa aaya or Osne

Larkay ki Naak pe mukka maar diya.

Larkay ki naak main boht dard hwa

or

Is tarha ye ‘DARD’ ‘NAAK’ kahani khatam hui.:

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LOFER or OFFER mein kya fa

‘LOFER’ or ‘OFFER’ mein kya farq hai?

Agr koi larka kisi larki ko propose kare t0u ‘LOFER’

Agr koi larki larkay ko propose kare t0u ‘OFFER’

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MAA AAJ MAI NE EK LARKAY KO P

MAA AAJ MAI NE EK LARKAY KO ‘Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya

Maa: woh kaisay ?

Punjaban : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur woh 2 ghantay tak meri braizer may dhondta raha’

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1 gaon me 1 larki ko 1 larkay

1 gaon me 1 larki ko 1 larkay se pyar ho gaya mgar larkay ne larki ko thukra dia

Larki ne khud’kushi ka faisla kia or raat ko darya me kood gai mgar wahan 1 larkay ne darya me kood kr uski jaan bacha li

Mgar logon ne un 2no ko dekh lia or ghalt ilzam lganay shuru kr diye Larka bhag gaya or logon ne larki ko gaon se nikaal dia.

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Ab wo larki gali gali ye awaz lagati phirti hy

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“MUNNi BADNAAM HUi DARLiNG TERE LiYE”

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Ab Koi Na Pochay Munni Q Badnam Hui?

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Koi 1 num btaye then i tl u k

Koi 1 num btaye then i tl u k larkay or larkian daikh kr apko kya kahtay hain.

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Reply soon.

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1 larkay ne chinese larki se s

1 larkay ne chinese larki se shadi ki. Larki 1 saal baad mar gyi

Larka boht ro raha tha.

1 pathan Dilasa dete huwy bola..

Bus yar China ka Maal to itna hi chalta hai… ;-)

*03006329056*

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Boy: bus aur larki aik jaisi h

Boy: bus aur larki aik jaisi hoti hain ,

1 jaati ha to doosri aa jati hai.

Girl:Rakshay aur larkay ek jaisay hotay hain,

1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain.

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{One sided love story} E

{One sided love story}

Ek larka or larki car mai khamoshi se ja rahay hote hain, larka ek letter larki ko deta ha larki letter prnay se pehle hi larkay ko kheti ha k muje ab tm se mohabat nhi mai tumhe chor rhi hun, ek dum 1 taiz rftaar car unkk car se tkrati ha lrka usi waqt mer jata ha larki bach jati ha phir larki wo latter kholti ha to uski ankhon se aansu us paper per girte hain, us pe likha tha

“Jis din tum muje chor do gi main mer jaon Ga”

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Sheikhon k larkay or larki mei

Sheikhon k larkay or larki mein pyar ho gaya GIRL:Jab mere abu so jain gy to main Gali mein sikka Phaink dongi to tum foran andar aa jana, Lekin Larka sikka phenkne k 1 ghante baad aaya. GIRL,Itni Dair kion laga di? BOY,sikka Dhond raha tha, GIRL, Oh Pagal wo to main ne Dhaga baandh k phenka tha.

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DARD NAAK KAHANI

“DARD NAAK KAHANI”

Aik larka aik larki ko boht chahta tha, magar woh larki nhi jaanti thi.

Ek din us larkay ne himmat ki or us se kaha k “Tum mujhe boht achi lagti ho”

Larki ko boht ghussa aya aur us ne larkay ki naak par mukka maar diya.

Larkay ki naak main boht dard hua aur is tarha yeh DARD NAAK kahani khatam hui! :D

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Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Ra

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.

Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.

Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)

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`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

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Nafsiyat Ka Practical:

Nafsiyat Ka Practical:

Professor Ny 1 Larkay K Liay 1 Taraf Cake aur 1 Taraf Larki Rakhi.

Larka Foran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka.

Doosri Bar Cake Badal K Roti Rakhi To Larka Roti Ki Taraf Lapka.

Yoon Bar Bar Food Item Badalnay Per Larka Her Bar Khany Ki Taraf Bhaga.

Professor: Bus Sabit Hoa K Bhook He Sab Sy Barri Taqat Hy aur Is Sy Barh Kar Kuch Nahi.

Last Row Sy Aik Student Bola:

Ek Bar Larki B Badal k Dekh Lain. Yeh Iski Behan Hy

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Mobile Hy Hr Larkay Ki Shan,

Mobile Hy Hr Larkay Ki Shan,

Call Kar K Larkiyon Ko Krte Hain Pareshan

MISS BELL or SMS Kar K Kehte Hain Meri Jaan”

Tumhari Aawaz Sunny Ko Tarasty Hain Mery Kaan

12 Girlfriend Bana Kr Bante Hain Pehlwan

Apne Friends Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karte Hain Heran,

Kehte Hain Larkiyon Ko Ullu Banana Boht Hy Aasan,

Hosh Kar Mery Yaar Ankhen Khol K Pehchan

Mat Aa in Larkon K Chakkar Main Ye Sab Hain Shetan

Ab Ksi Larkay Ki Call Aye To Usey Bolna G Bhai Jan?

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Ziyada khana kon kahta hai,

“Ziyada khana kon kahta hai,Larkay ya larkian????”

hello guys how are you.hope you will be fine.

Here is the new and first question of the year 2010….

and the Qustion is :

Ziyada khana kon kahta hai,

Larkay ya larkian????

Hope all of us will enjoy with funny replies.

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LARKIYON K TOP 10 JHOOT:

LARKIYON K TOP 10 JHOOT:

1. I miss u.

2. I am single.

3. Mai pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hoon.

4. Main cousin se baat kr rahi thi.

5. Mujhe TUM kehna acha nai lagta.

6. Main pyar pe believes nhi krti.

7. Mai dosri larkion jaisi nhi.

8. Mujhai kuch nhi pata.

9. Sub larkay ek jaise hotay hain.

10. Aap meri zindagi k pehle or akhri larkay ho, mai nhi reh paongi

Tmhare bina.

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A SAD LOVE STORY AIK ENG

A SAD LOVE STORY

AIK ENGINEERING K CLASSFELLOW SE PYAAR HO GYA.

LARKY NE USY PURPOSE KYA LAKIN LARKI NE INKAAR KR DYA AUR TEACHER KO US KI COMPLAIN KR DI.

TEACHER NAY KAFI DANTA AUR 1 WEEK K LIYEH CLASS SE NIKAL DIYA.JB LRKA 1 HAFTAY BAAD CLASS MN WAPIS AYA TOU LARKI KO US SAY LOVE HO GYA. LRKI NE US KI KITAAB PE LKHA ” I AM IN SORRY AND I LOVE YOU”

LARKAY NAY KOI RESPONCE NAI DYA..

ISI TARAH CHAAR SAAL GUZAAR GAIY

MORAL:” ENGINEERING K STUDENTS KABEE KITAAB NAI KHOLTAY:-)

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Matric k bad larkay ne baap se

Matric k bad larkay ne baap se shadi ka kaha,

Baap:

pehlay apny paoon pe khary ho jao

FSc ,BSc,MSc

k baad bhi baap ne yehi jawab diya

PHD k baad larka khamosh ho Gaya,

Baap ne ek din kaha tum paoon pe khary ho gaye ho ab shadi ker lo

Beta bola:

main to khara ho gaya hoon, par ab WOH khara nahi hota

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2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:

2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:

Naik Thy To Jannat Main Chalay Gaye.

But Unhon Ne Jannat Main Barri Kutt Khai.

Pata Hai Kyon?

Jannat Main Farishton Ko Kehte Hain:

“Yaar Jannat Hai To Achi.

Sab Kuch Hai, 70 Hoorain Bhi Hain.”

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“Lahore Lahore Aye.” :-)

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Aaj ka Taaza Sawal? b

Aaj ka Taaza Sawal?

Larki / Larkay ko Engagement k Baad

Phone par baat krni chahiye ya nahi?

Han to Q?

Nahi to Q Nahi?

Reply must with Reason

Plz do not ignore…

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2010 KI KAHANI BY YALI

2010 KI KAHANI BY Y.ALI

AIK DAFA AIK LARKA JUNGLE MAIN LAKDYAN KAT RAHA THA ACHANK US KO SHARARAT SOJI US NE

GAON MAIN AA KER SHOR MACHA DIYA KE BOHAT SARE SHAIR GAON PER HAMLA KERNE AA RAHE

HAIN SUB GAON WALE CHOKANA HO GAE AUR BANDOKEN NIKAL LEAN MAGAR KOI SHAIR NA AAYA

KUCH DIN BAD LARKAY NAI PHIR SHOR MACH DIYA KE SHAIR AA RAHE HAIN LOG PHIR CHOKANA HO

GAE LAIKIN KOI SHAIR NA AAYA

CHAND DIN BAD SACH MOCH SHAIR GAON KI TARAF AA RAHE THAI LARKE NAI AA KER SHOR MACHA

DIYA PER KISI NE US PER YAQEEN NAHI KYA KUCH DAIR BAD SHAIR AAE AUR SARE GAON WALON KO

MAR DIYA

MORAL : JOTH KI SAZA HAMESHA JOTH BOLNE WALE KO NAHE MILTY

(Y.ALI CREATION)

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1 larkay ne chinese larki se s

1 larkay ne chinese larki se shadi ki. Larki 1 saal baad mar gyi

Larka boht ro raha tha.

1 pathan Dilasa dete huwy bola..

Bus yar China ka Maal to itna hi chalta hai… ;-)

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1 Larki ko exam me koi swal na

1 Larki ko exam me koi swal nahi a raha tha usne pas bethe Larkay se kaha: Me apka dekh sakti hun?

Larka chupke se zip khol k bola: Lo dekh Lo Chota sa hai…

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Najoumi: Larkay ka Haath Dekh

Najoumi: Larkay ka Haath Dekh ker Bola:”Beta Tum Bohat Parhoge”

Larka: “Baghairt,Parh To Main 5 Saal Se Rha Hoon,Ye Bta Pass Kab Honga..?”

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Ek Larkay se kisi Larki Ne Puc

Ek Larkay se kisi Larki Ne Pucha ap mujny LOVE kay barey mian kuch batao

Swal

WHAT IS LOVE ?

JAWAB

LOVE IS MISS UNDERSTANDING BETWEEN TWO FOOLS.

Agar ap es jawab say etfaq kartay hain to apni ray is no par day thanks

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1 larkay ne chinese larki se s

1 larkay ne chinese larki se shadi ki. Larki 1 saal baad mar gyi

Larka boht ro raha tha.

1 pathan Dilasa dete huwy bola..

Bus yar China ka Maal to itna hi chalta hai… ;-)

*03006329056*

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Larki dosri Larki se: Ya

Larki dosri Larki se:

Yaar yeh Handsome larkay kaisay hotay hain?

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2nd Larki:

Pata nahi behan Main tu khud kabhi “Lahore” nhi Gayi…

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Bandar or Larkian same hoti ha

Bandar or Larkian same hoti hain Q k wo KELA psnd krti hain…..

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Or Choohay or Larkay same hote hain saalay jb dekho Naye Suraakh k chkar mei hote hai..

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Ziyada khana kon kahta hai,

“Ziyada khana kon kahta hai,Larkay ya larkian????” hello guys how are you.hope you will be fine. Here is the new and first question of the year 2009…. and the Qustion is : Ziyada khana kon kahta hai, Larkay ya larkian???? Hope all of us will enjoy with funny replies.

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1 larki ki dua Ka

1 larki ki dua

Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi,

Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi,

Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main,

Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,

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Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi l

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei

sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k

larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p

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Ek andhi Larki thi jise siwae

Ek andhi Larki thi jise siwae apne Dost k har kisi se Nafrat thi;

Dost b usay boht pyar karta ta;

wo usey kehti thi k mai tum say tab shadi karungi jab meri ankhon mai Roshni a jaegi;

Phir yun howa k usLarki ko kisi ne Ankhen Donate kar den;

Usey ye dehk k hairat hui k uskaDost bhi Andha hai;

Larkay nay us say poucha; Ab tum mujh se Shadi karo gi?

Larki ne inkar kar diya;

Larka Chala gaya or jatey hui bola;

“Meri Ankhon ka Khayal Rakhna”

Love and Lovers

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Larki Sheikh Larkay se: Aj m

Larki (Sheikh Larkay se): Aj mujhe kisi buhut hi expensive jaga ghuma lao…

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Sheikh usko Petrol Pump ghuma laya ! ! !

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Main to hr larkay k sath Ye So

Main to hr larkay k sath Ye Soch K So Jati Hun..

Daag To Chala Jaye Ga Ye Waqat Phir Nahi Aaye Ga…

A masege from veena milk

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7 Nangay Larkay Apna Apna Khar

7 Nangay Larkay Apna Apna Khara ker k Road Pe Kharay Thay,

1 Aurat Ne Poocha:

Are You Advertising For Condoms.?

Larkay: Nahi Madam Ye

7″UP”ka new Add Hai

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1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki Ko Call Ki

1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki Ko Call Ki

Larka:

Hello Jaan

I Love U

LARKI:

Sachi

Larka:

Muchi

Larki:

100 Ka Load Kara Do Please

Larka:

Sorry Baji,

wrong Number!

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1 Larki Ki Dua

1 Larki Ki Dua;

Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhula Dungi,

Sab Hi Ki Tasveerain Jala Dungi,

Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Main,

Balance Dalwa Do Tumhe Dua Dungi,

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Larkiyan kabhi nahin badaltin

Larkiyan kabhi nahin badaltin

magar larkay marr k bhi badal jaatay hein

***Prove***

Larkay marr K bhoot bun jaatay hein
Jab k larkiyan ”churail ki churail” he rehtin hein…@

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Nafsiyat ka practical:

Nafsiyat ka practical:

Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf Larki rakhi.

Larka foran cake ki taraf Lapka.

Doosri bar cake badal K Roti rakhi to Larka Roti ko Lapka.

Yoon bar bar food item Badalnay per Larka her bar Khaney ki taraf Bhaga.

Professor: Bus Sabit hua K Bhook hi sab se Barri Taqat hai.

Last row se aik Student Bola:

Ek Bar Larki Bhi Badal k Dekh Lein. Ye iski Behan hey ;-)

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1 larkay ne chinese larki se s

1 larkay ne chinese larki se shadi ki. Larki 1 saal baad mar gyi

Larka boht ro raha tha.

1 pathan Dilasa dete huwy bola..

Bus yar China ka Maal to itna hi chalta hai… ;-)

*03006329056*

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Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 la

Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya

Maa: woh kaisay ?

Punjaban : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur woh 2 ghantay tak meri braizer may dhondta raha

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Aaj ka Taaza Sawal? Lark

Aaj ka Taaza Sawal?

Larki / Larkay ko Engagement k Baad

Phone par baat krni chahiye ya nahi?

Han to Q?

Nahi to Q Nahi?

Reply must with Reason

Plz do not ignore…

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Larki ka dil PANI ki tarha hot

Larki ka dil PANI ki tarha hota hai,

larkay ka dil mobile ki tarha..

Chahay mobile pani main giray

ya

pani mobile pe giray

WATT MOBILE ki hi lagti hai.

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larkion k top 10 jhoot

larkion k top 10 jhoot;

1. i miss u.

2. i m single

3. main phele dafa kisi larkey se baat kr rhi hoon.

4. mai czn se baat kar rhi thi.

5. mujhe tum kehna acha nhi lagta.

6. main payar pe believe nhi karti hooon.

7. main dosri larkion jaisi nhi

8. mujhe kuch nhipata.

9. Sub larke ekjaise hotay hain.

10. Tum meri zindagi k pehle or akhri larkay ho,main nahi reh paongi tumhae bina….

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Commerce ki larki kisi larkay

“Commerce ki larki kisi larkay ko jab gali de to kaise gali de gi”

“salay disonour cheque”

“zameen pe Liability”

“Maa bap ki kharab statement”

“Salay 2 takke ki adjustment”

“Pedaishi bad debt”

“insolvent aadmi”

“Itna maru gi k teri balance sheet bhi telly nhe ho gi:-)

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Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Ra

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.

Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi Ter

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Aaj ka Taaza Sawal? b

Aaj ka Taaza Sawal?

Larki / Larkay ko Engagement k Baad

Phone par baat krni chahiye ya nahi?

Han to Q?

Nahi to Q Nahi?

Reply must with Reason

Plz do not ignore…

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O Dewanay larkay! zara t

O Dewanay larkay!

zara thaam lay mera haath

kis ko dhoond raha hai?

mein doon gee na tera saath!

O Dewanay larkay!

mujhay karnay day mehsoos

tujh ko apnay andar

jab tu hoga udaas

mein banoo gee teri aaas!

O Dewanay larkay!

ik khawahish dil kee

jo tujhko hai batanee hee

jab tu marna chahay

mein wajh banoo teray jeenay kee!

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Agr larki ko ulti aye to paren

Agr larki ko ulti aye to parents poochtay hain:

“KON THA WO KAMEENA?”

Aur

Agr larkay ko ulti aye to parents poochtay hain:

“KAMEENAY! KYA SHARAB PEE KR AYA HAI?”

Moral: “Ulti larki ko aye ya larkay ko, KAMEENA hamesha larka he hota hai”

“GEO KAMEENO”

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Couple Date Per tha Lark

Couple Date Per tha

Larkay k bap ne dekh lya

Call ki: beta Kahan Ho

Beta: paper dainay aya Hon

Bap:zra Dihan Se!

Is paper ka Result Aya to jan say mar dun ga:)

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Larka izhar e mohabt ka

Larka

izhar e mohabt karay to

larki kay 5 jawab hosaktay hain:

1) what..? Shakl dekhi h?

2) no way

3) apko bhai samjhti hun

4) I m engaged

5) I married

Aur larki izhar e mohabt kare to larkay k 5 jawab ye hongay:

1) Han

2) han

3) haan

4) Haaan

5) HAAAAAN….

Bagerto kuch to standard banao

apna.

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Memon: Apne larkay se,

Memon: Apne larkay se,

Gate per kon tha?

Larka: Swimming pool k liye chanda maang rahay thay.

Memon: Phir kiya diya?

Larka: Aik glass paani

?-*SHAHBAASH

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Aaj ka Taaza Sawal? Lark

Aaj ka Taaza Sawal?

Larki / Larkay ko Engagement k Baad

Phone par baat krni chahiye ya nahi?

Han to Q?

Nahi to Q Nahi?

Reply must with Reason

Plz do not ignore

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Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Ra

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.

Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.

Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)

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Ek larkay nay kisi chinese lar

Ek larkay nay kisi chinese larki say shadi ki larki ek sal bad mar gai, larka bohat ro raha tha ek patan usko dilasa day raha tha k china ka mal chalta hi atna hay.

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Larkay Wale: Hume Aisi Larki C

Larkay Wale: Hume Aisi Larki Chahiye Jo zayada Khati-Peeti Na Ho,aur hamesha chup rahe or shohar ki sunay.

Larki walay

Aisi Larki To Apko ICU Me Hi Milegi.

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