Larkiyan kabhi nahin badaltin

Larkiyan kabhi nahin badaltin

magar larkay marr k bhi badal jaatay hein

***Prove***

Larkay marr K bhoot bun jaatay hein
Jab k larkiyan ”churail ki churail” he rehtin hein…@

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Ek andhi Larki thi jise siwae

Ek andhi Larki thi jise siwae apne Dost k har kisi se Nafrat thi;

Dost b usay boht pyar karta ta;

wo usey kehti thi k mai tum say tab shadi karungi jab meri ankhon mai Roshni a jaegi;

Phir yun howa k usLarki ko kisi ne Ankhen Donate kar den;

Usey ye dehk k hairat hui k uskaDost bhi Andha hai;

Larkay nay us say poucha; Ab tum mujh se Shadi karo gi?

Larki ne inkar kar diya;

Larka Chala gaya or jatey hui bola;

“Meri Ankhon ka Khayal Rakhna”

Love and Lovers

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1 Larki ko exam me koi swal na

1 Larki ko exam me koi swal nahi a raha tha usne pas bethe Larkay se kaha: Me apka dekh sakti hun?

Larka chupke se zip khol k bola: Lo dekh Lo Chota sa hai…

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DARD NAAK KAHANI

“DARD NAAK KAHANI”

Aik larka aik larki ko boht chahta tha, magar woh larki nhi jaanti thi.

Ek din us larkay ne himmat ki or us se kaha k “Tum mujhe boht achi lagti ho”

Larki ko boht ghussa aya aur us ne larkay ki naak par mukka maar diya.

Larkay ki naak main boht dard hua aur is tarha yeh DARD NAAK kahani khatam hui! :D

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Main to hr larkay k sath Ye So

Main to hr larkay k sath Ye Soch K So Jati Hun..

Daag To Chala Jaye Ga Ye Waqat Phir Nahi Aaye Ga…

A masege from veena milk

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1 larkay ne chinese larki se s

1 larkay ne chinese larki se shadi ki. Larki 1 saal baad mar gyi

Larka boht ro raha tha.

1 pathan Dilasa dete huwy bola..

Bus yar China ka Maal to itna hi chalta hai… ;-)

*03006329056*

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Larki ka dil PANI ki tarha hot

Larki ka dil PANI ki tarha hota hai,

larkay ka dil mobile ki tarha..

Chahay mobile pani main giray

ya

pani mobile pe giray

WATT MOBILE ki hi lagti hai.

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Aaj ka Taaza Sawal? b

Aaj ka Taaza Sawal?

Larki / Larkay ko Engagement k Baad

Phone par baat krni chahiye ya nahi?

Han to Q?

Nahi to Q Nahi?

Reply must with Reason

Plz do not ignore…

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Larki Sheikh Larkay se: Aj m

Larki (Sheikh Larkay se): Aj mujhe kisi buhut hi expensive jaga ghuma lao…

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Sheikh usko Petrol Pump ghuma laya ! ! !

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Nafsiyat ka practical:

Nafsiyat ka practical:

Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf Larki rakhi.

Larka foran cake ki taraf Lapka.

Doosri bar cake badal K Roti rakhi to Larka Roti ko Lapka.

Yoon bar bar food item Badalnay per Larka her bar Khaney ki taraf Bhaga.

Professor: Bus Sabit hua K Bhook hi sab se Barri Taqat hai.

Last row se aik Student Bola:

Ek Bar Larki Bhi Badal k Dekh Lein. Ye iski Behan hey ;-)

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