1 larki ki dua Ka

1 larki ki dua

Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi,

Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi,

Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main,

Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,

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Nafsiyat Ka Practical:

Nafsiyat Ka Practical:

Professor Ny 1 Larkay K Liay 1 Taraf Cake aur 1 Taraf Larki Rakhi.

Larka Foran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka.

Doosri Bar Cake Badal K Roti Rakhi To Larka Roti Ki Taraf Lapka.

Yoon Bar Bar Food Item Badalnay Per Larka Her Bar Khany Ki Taraf Bhaga.

Professor: Bus Sabit Hoa K Bhook He Sab Sy Barri Taqat Hy aur Is Sy Barh Kar Kuch Nahi.

Last Row Sy Aik Student Bola:

Ek Bar Larki B Badal k Dekh Lain. Yeh Iski Behan Hy

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1 larkay ne chinese larki se s

1 larkay ne chinese larki se shadi ki. Larki 1 saal baad mar gyi

Larka boht ro raha tha.

1 pathan Dilasa dete huwy bola..

Bus yar China ka Maal to itna hi chalta hai… ;-)

*03006329056*

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Ek andhi Larki thi jise siwae

Ek andhi Larki thi jise siwae apne Dost k har kisi se Nafrat thi;

Dost b usay boht pyar karta ta;

wo usey kehti thi k mai tum say tab shadi karungi jab meri ankhon mai Roshni a jaegi;

Phir yun howa k usLarki ko kisi ne Ankhen Donate kar den;

Usey ye dehk k hairat hui k uskaDost bhi Andha hai;

Larkay nay us say poucha; Ab tum mujh se Shadi karo gi?

Larki ne inkar kar diya;

Larka Chala gaya or jatey hui bola;

“Meri Ankhon ka Khayal Rakhna”

Love and Lovers

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1 larkay ne chinese larki se s

1 larkay ne chinese larki se shadi ki. Larki 1 saal baad mar gyi

Larka boht ro raha tha.

1 pathan Dilasa dete huwy bola..

Bus yar China ka Maal to itna hi chalta hai… ;-)

*03006329056*

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1 gaon me 1 larki ko 1 larkay

1 gaon me 1 larki ko 1 larkay se pyar ho gaya mgar larkay ne larki ko thukra dia

Larki ne khud’kushi ka faisla kia or raat ko darya me kood gai mgar wahan 1 larkay ne darya me kood kr uski jaan bacha li

Mgar logon ne un 2no ko dekh lia or ghalt ilzam lganay shuru kr diye Larka bhag gaya or logon ne larki ko gaon se nikaal dia.

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Ab wo larki gali gali ye awaz lagati phirti hy

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“MUNNi BADNAAM HUi DARLiNG TERE LiYE”

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Ab Koi Na Pochay Munni Q Badnam Hui?

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1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki Ko Call Ki

1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki Ko Call Ki

Larka:

Hello Jaan

I Love U

LARKI:

Sachi

Larka:

Muchi

Larki:

100 Ka Load Kara Do Please

Larka:

Sorry Baji,

wrong Number!

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MAA AAJ MAI NE EK LARKAY KO P

MAA AAJ MAI NE EK LARKAY KO ‘Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya

Maa: woh kaisay ?

Punjaban : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur woh 2 ghantay tak meri braizer may dhondta raha’

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Aaj ka Taaza Sawal? Lark

Aaj ka Taaza Sawal?

Larki / Larkay ko Engagement k Baad

Phone par baat krni chahiye ya nahi?

Han to Q?

Nahi to Q Nahi?

Reply must with Reason

Plz do not ignore…

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LOFER or OFFER mein kya fa

‘LOFER’ or ‘OFFER’ mein kya farq hai?

Agr koi larka kisi larki ko propose kare t0u ‘LOFER’

Agr koi larki larkay ko propose kare t0u ‘OFFER’

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