Larkiyan kabhi nahin badaltin

Larkiyan kabhi nahin badaltin

magar larkay marr k bhi badal jaatay hein

***Prove***

Larkay marr K bhoot bun jaatay hein
Jab k larkiyan ”churail ki churail” he rehtin hein…@

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Main to hr larkay k sath Ye So

Main to hr larkay k sath Ye Soch K So Jati Hun..

Daag To Chala Jaye Ga Ye Waqat Phir Nahi Aaye Ga…

A masege from veena milk

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1 Larki ko exam me koi swal na

1 Larki ko exam me koi swal nahi a raha tha usne pas bethe Larkay se kaha: Me apka dekh sakti hun?

Larka chupke se zip khol k bola: Lo dekh Lo Chota sa hai…

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1 larkay ne chinese larki se s

1 larkay ne chinese larki se shadi ki. Larki 1 saal baad mar gyi

Larka boht ro raha tha.

1 pathan Dilasa dete huwy bola..

Bus yar China ka Maal to itna hi chalta hai… ;-)

*03006329056*

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1 Larki Ki Dua

1 Larki Ki Dua;

Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhula Dungi,

Sab Hi Ki Tasveerain Jala Dungi,

Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Main,

Balance Dalwa Do Tumhe Dua Dungi,

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{One sided love story} E

{One sided love story}

Ek larka or larki car mai khamoshi se ja rahay hote hain, larka ek letter larki ko deta ha larki letter prnay se pehle hi larkay ko kheti ha k muje ab tm se mohabat nhi mai tumhe chor rhi hun, ek dum 1 taiz rftaar car unkk car se tkrati ha lrka usi waqt mer jata ha larki bach jati ha phir larki wo latter kholti ha to uski ankhon se aansu us paper per girte hain, us pe likha tha

“Jis din tum muje chor do gi main mer jaon Ga”

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Sheikhon k larkay or larki mei

Sheikhon k larkay or larki mein pyar ho gaya GIRL:Jab mere abu so jain gy to main Gali mein sikka Phaink dongi to tum foran andar aa jana, Lekin Larka sikka phenkne k 1 ghante baad aaya. GIRL,Itni Dair kion laga di? BOY,sikka Dhond raha tha, GIRL, Oh Pagal wo to main ne Dhaga baandh k phenka tha.

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Larki Sheikh Larkay se: Aj m

Larki (Sheikh Larkay se): Aj mujhe kisi buhut hi expensive jaga ghuma lao…

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Sheikh usko Petrol Pump ghuma laya ! ! !

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MAA AAJ MAI NE EK LARKAY KO P

MAA AAJ MAI NE EK LARKAY KO ‘Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya

Maa: woh kaisay ?

Punjaban : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur woh 2 ghantay tak meri braizer may dhondta raha’

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