LORA SMS

Pathan full nashey me apni gir

Pathan full nashey me apni girl frnd ke sath Cinema hall me baitha tha,

Romance karte huwe achanak zor zor se cheekhne laga:

Mera Lora kaha he?!!

Mera Lora kaha he?!!!

Girl frnd:

Chup kar bhosrike, tera haath meri shalwar me he….

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Obama ne apne safeer ko Pakist

Obama ne apne safeer ko Pakistan mein 3 baten pta krny bheja.

1. Sb se strong cheez kia hai?

2. Sb se weak cheez kia hai?

3. Wo cheez konsi hai jo pakistan me ho dunya me nai ho?

Safeer wapis a k bola, Obama g!

“Sb se strong hai LUN

Jisko dekho bolta hai k tu mera LUN b nai ukhar skta!

Sb se weak hai GAND.

Jisy dekho, bolta hai, GAND pht gai!

Or wo cheez jo Pakistan me hai dunya me nai.

Wo hai behn ka lora.

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Teacher:teri shikayat aai hai

Teacher:teri shikayat aai hai k tu gaalian bohat deta hai? Student:sir maine to kabi kisi benchod ko gali nahi di, pata nahi kis madar chod ne aapki gand main ungli ki hai. agar woh maa ka lora samne aajay to us ki kuri ko chod k rakh doon. sir ap ka student gand marwa le ga per kisi ko kabi gali nahi dega.

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* Teacher To Studnt :

*. .Teacher To Studnt :

Tm Itni Galiyan Q Detay Ho Dekho Gali Dene Se Kuch Ni Milta

Stdnt: Sir Gali Dene Se sakon Milta Hai

Teacher :

Lora Mera. .*

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Wo kia hai? Jis per Pyar

Wo kia hai?

Jis per Pyar se haath phero to Foran Khara ho jata hai?

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Ans hai..

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Betha

Hua

LORA… :

tu bakra samajh raha tha na shareef aadmi

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* Toyota Company ne New car

*. .Toyota Company ne New car lanch ki hi jiska Name hai LORA,

Ameer ghrano ki larkia preshan hai Q k Kehna Parta Hai Driver LORA Nikalo. .*

rOcKiNgSs, , , ,

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Oh! Ah! Ammm!

Oh!

Ah!

Ammm!

Ahmmm!

Ooooooh!

Haaaa!

Ssssssss!

Anghhhhh!

Ohhhh!

Sssssss!

Aaaaaah!

Oooooh!

Sms dia hy, LORA nhi jo tu mazy le raha hy. . .*

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3 golden rules¦ 1 Pai

3 golden rules…

1. Paisa Aur Nangi Larki jahan nazar aye mat choro

2. Lohay per Hathora aur Choot per Lora ussi waqt maro jub wo garam ho

3. Kismat ki Karni Aur Choot Ki Garmi kabhi nahee ruktee

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SHAIR ARZ KIA HA

SHAIR ARZ KIA HA

USAY KUCH TARAS NA AYA MERE NAZUK DIL KO TORA

MUJHE ZAKHAM DENE WALA TERI QUS MAN LORA

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Ye Gazel tumhe DEDICATE karta

Ye Gazel tumhe DEDICATE karta hn

Gazal ka unwaan hy

“Tum Gand marwane aajana”

Jab halki halki Barish ho

Or Gand me teri kharish ho

tanha tanha mat ghbrana

Tum Gand marwane ajana

Jab pathan ka Lora kam mile

or bachi ka koi Gham mile

tanha tanha mat ghabrana

Tum Gand marwane ajana

Jab Gand ki kharish zor kare

Or tu chudwaney pe Ghor kare

Tum is dunya se na ghabrana

Tum Gand marwane ajana

yar agr bura lge to sory agr na lge to

aa jana.SORRY

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