Teacher:teri shikayat aai hai

Teacher:teri shikayat aai hai k tu gaalian bohat deta hai? Student:sir maine to kabi kisi benchod ko gali nahi di, pata nahi kis madar chod ne aapki gand main ungli ki hai. agar woh maa ka lora samne aajay to us ki kuri ko chod k rakh doon. sir ap ka student gand marwa le ga per kisi ko kabi gali nahi dega.

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* Teacher To Studnt :

*. .Teacher To Studnt :

Tm Itni Galiyan Q Detay Ho Dekho Gali Dene Se Kuch Ni Milta

Stdnt: Sir Gali Dene Se sakon Milta Hai

Teacher :

Lora Mera. .*

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Wife: aur andar dalo, thora up

Wife: aur andar dalo, thora upar, thora left

Haan!

Aur thora left.

Husband:

(ghussy se) maa ki lori,

Tu chudwa rahi he ya lora parking ma lagwa rahi hai.

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Dost ko lora kaho ya lora

‘Dost’ ko ‘lora’ kaho ya ‘loray’ ko ‘Dost’ kaho koi fark nhi parta

Q k

Dono hamari khushi k liye waqt par khare rahte hen !

Hans mat “loray”

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Obama ne apne safeer ko Pakist

Obama ne apne safeer ko Pakistan mein 3 baten pta krny bheja.

1. Sb se strong cheez kia hai?

2. Sb se weak cheez kia hai?

3. Wo cheez konsi hai jo pakistan me ho dunya me nai ho?

Safeer wapis a k bola, Obama g!

“Sb se strong hai LUN

Jisko dekho bolta hai k tu mera LUN b nai ukhar skta!

Sb se weak hai GAND.

Jisy dekho, bolta hai, GAND pht gai!

Or wo cheez jo Pakistan me hai dunya me nai.

Wo hai behn ka lora.

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Toyota Company ne New car lanc

Toyota Company ne New car lanch ki hi jiska Name hai LORA.

Ameer ghrano ki larkia preshan hai Q k Kehna Parta Hai Driver LORA Nikalo.

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Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k Be

Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k. Beta.G Hamesha . . Machi aur Bachi khud pakar ke khao to mza he. Lun aur Qanoon kabhi haath main na lo, Nokri or tatton pe kabhi laat na maro. Larki jitni marzi lambi ho lun let kar hi leti hai. Lohe pr hathora or choot pr lora tab maro jab wo garm ho. Kismt ki karni choot ki garmi or lun ki besharmi nai rukti. Or ehtyat se sex karo kyun k. Bandoq se nikli fulad or pait se nikli oulad kabi wapis nai jati.

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Oh! Ah! Ammm!

Oh!

Ah!

Ammm!

Ahmmm!

Ooooooh!

Haaaa!

Ssssssss!

Anghhhhh!

Ohhhh!

Sssssss!

Aaaaaah!

Oooooh!

Sms dia hy, LORA nhi jo tu mazy le raha hy. . .*

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SHAIR ARZ KIA HA

SHAIR ARZ KIA HA

USAY KUCH TARAS NA AYA MERE NAZUK DIL KO TORA

MUJHE ZAKHAM DENE WALA TERI QUS MAN LORA

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3 golden rules¦ 1 Pai

3 golden rules…

1. Paisa Aur Nangi Larki jahan nazar aye mat choro

2. Lohay per Hathora aur Choot per Lora ussi waqt maro jub wo garam ho

3. Kismat ki Karni Aur Choot Ki Garmi kabhi nahee ruktee

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HAMARE USTAD JI NE FARMAYAbr

HAMARE USTAD JI NE FARMAYA

KE MACHI AUR BACHI KHUD PAKAR KE KAWO TU MAZA HY

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LUN AUR QANOON KABE HAT MEY NA LO

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NOKRI AUR TATTON PE KABI LAAT NA MARO

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LARKI JITNE LAMBO HO LUN HAMESHA LET KAR HI LETI HY

!

LOHE PER HATORA OR CHOOT PER LORA TAB MARO JAB WO GARAM HO

!

KISMAT KI KARNI CHOOT KI GARMI OR LUN KI PE SHARMI NAHI RUKTI

OR

EHTEYAT SE SEX KARO Q.K

BANDOOQ SE NIKLE FOLAD OR PAIT SE NIKLE OULAD KABE WAPUS NAHI JATI

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Pathan full nashey me apni gir

Pathan full nashey me apni girl frnd ke sath Cinema hall me baitha tha,

Romance karte huwe achanak zor zor se cheekhne laga:

Mera Lora kaha he?!!

Mera Lora kaha he?!!!

Girl frnd:

Chup kar bhosrike, tera haath meri shalwar me he….

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Ye Gazel tumhe DEDICATE karta

Ye Gazel tumhe DEDICATE karta hn

Gazal ka unwaan hy

“Tum Gand marwane aajana”

Jab halki halki Barish ho

Or Gand me teri kharish ho

tanha tanha mat ghbrana

Tum Gand marwane ajana

Jab pathan ka Lora kam mile

or bachi ka koi Gham mile

tanha tanha mat ghabrana

Tum Gand marwane ajana

Jab Gand ki kharish zor kare

Or tu chudwaney pe Ghor kare

Tum is dunya se na ghabrana

Tum Gand marwane ajana

yar agr bura lge to sory agr na lge to

aa jana.SORRY

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Wo kia hai? Jis per Pyar

Wo kia hai?

Jis per Pyar se haath phero to Foran Khara ho jata hai?

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Ans hai..

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Betha

Hua

LORA… :

tu bakra samajh raha tha na shareef aadmi

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* Toyota Company ne New car

*. .Toyota Company ne New car lanch ki hi jiska Name hai LORA,

Ameer ghrano ki larkia preshan hai Q k Kehna Parta Hai Driver LORA Nikalo. .*

rOcKiNgSs, , , ,

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