Koi Drwaza Rang Kita Wa

Koi Drwaza Rang Kita

Wa Wa

Koi Darwaza Rang Kita

Ek Dukh India Da..

Duja Teem Ne Lun Keeta.

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Santa: DrSahab 2 Saal Pehle M

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha…

Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.

Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?

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DOST Or Sathi Mein Kya Farq Ha

DOST Or Sathi Mein Kya Farq Hay.?

‘Dost’ Ki Koi Qeemat Nahi Hoti

Or ‘Saathi’ 10 Rupy K 3 Milte Hain

Dost Mushkil Mein Saath Deta Hay Or

Sathi Mushkil Se Bchata Hay

Dost Anmol Hota Hay Or

Sathi Gol Hota Hay

Dost Zindagi Se Jurra Hota Hay Or

Sathi LUN Par Charha Hota Hay:

Ab Bata Tu Dost Hay Ya

Sathi.?

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Obama ne apne safeer ko Pakist

Obama ne apne safeer ko Pakistan mein 3 baten pta krny bheja.

1. Sb se strong cheez kia hai?

2. Sb se weak cheez kia hai?

3. Wo cheez konsi hai jo pakistan me ho dunya me nai ho?

Safeer wapis a k bola, Obama g!

“Sb se strong hai LUN

Jisko dekho bolta hai k tu mera LUN b nai ukhar skta!

Sb se weak hai GAND.

Jisy dekho, bolta hai, GAND pht gai!

Or wo cheez jo Pakistan me hai dunya me nai.

Wo hai behn ka lora.

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Teacher: Bacho, kya lun me had

Teacher: Bacho, kya lun me haddi hoti hai.?

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Girls: Yes Sir,

Boys: No Sir! In larkyion ko kya pta,

Inho ne to humesha khara “LUN” hi dekha ha..

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: 3Girls apni apni khwahshen

..: 3Girls apni apni khwahshen bol rhi thein,

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1st:Mere 2 husbnd hon jo sari rat lagay rahen

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2nd:Mere 4 hon jo din rat ki shft lgayen

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3rd:Mera 1 hi ho,us se 1beta ho jo bara ho k Pak Criket Team ka wicket keeper bney.

World Cup ka match ho,aur wo catch choray aur wohee batsmen century kar day

18crore awam kahe

TERI MA NU LUN MARAN,

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Happy World cup 2011.

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Meri aankhon se kabhi utro

Meri aankhon se kabhi utro dil mein,

K main dharkan mein basa lun tumko,

Jaan se bi barh kr chahun tumhen,

Apni zindgi hi bana lun tumko,

Mere khuwabon mein sirf tum hi baso,

Apni neendon mein saja lun tum ko,

Logon ki bheer mein kho na jana kahin,

Zamane se hi chalo main chura lun tum ko,

Meri tanhai ko zaroorat hai tumhari,

Aagar ijazat ho to upna h bnalu tumko

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Husbund ß¡star me¡n ßV

Husbund ß¡star me¡n “ßV” k¡

Choot pr Ungl¡ Rakh k ßola

Ye Rasta Kaha Jata ha¡.

“ßV” Uska Lun Pakar k ßol¡-:

¡s Kanjar se Pooch

Ye Da¡ly Aata Jata ha¡-:

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Meri aankhon main raho meri aa

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho,

Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.!

Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho,

Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho!

Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray,

Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray!

Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho!

Pyaar mera tujh say kahta hay,

Dil ki dharkan mein tu hi rehta hay!

Preet main teri ban k kho jaon,

Meera k jaisi tu bhi hoo jayai!

Ban k radha tum meri murli ki tano main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho.!!

Tujhey chaha hay tujhay chahonga,

Mai na chahat say ba’az aaonga,

Teri ulfat k jhulay ain jhulun,

Saath tu day tou aasman chu lun,

Gungunaon main tujhay, dil k taron main raho,

Meri aankhon mein raho, Meri aankhon mein raho

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Main ne marnay k baad apne tam

Main ne marnay k baad apne tamaam aa’za donate karne ka elan kiya hai Aur khaas hidayet di hai k

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LUN

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Wapda walo ko hi dia jaye…!

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