Mohabbat ke raste me har waqt

Mohabbat ke raste me har waqt dard mile ga,

main sochta hoon is raste par clinic khol lun, mast chale ga..!!

(‘, ‘)

/) ) _/ /kya khayal hai?

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Girl & Wakeel talking:

.”.Girl & Wakeel talking:

Wakeel:Ess admi ne aap k sath kya kiya Behen G?

Girl: Es ne mujhe zabardasti pakra

Wakeel: phir Behen G?

Girl. Phir es ne meri kameez phari

Wakeel: phir Behen G?

Girl: phir es ne mere Mummay pakre

Wakeel: phir Behen G?

Girl: phir es ne meri shalwar utaari

Wakeel: phir Behen G?

Girl: phir es ne mera underware utara aur tangein utha li.

Wakeel: phir behen G?

Girl:

Fer Tuwadi Pain nu LUN war gaya Wakeel Sahab.”.

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Kya khel ishq ne khela haibr

Kya khel ishq ne khela hai

kyun latka hua ye kela hai

dil kal bhi mera akela tha

lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai

ye money nahin chhooti lun ki

hum kitni bar naha bethe

din men panch bar naha bethe

Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai

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Ek train ke dabby me ek

Ek train ke dabby me

ek aurat sawar howi

sab seats pe mard bethe te

wo kafi dair tk khari rhi

phr boli:

“kesa zamana agya hy

Phuddi khari hy 0r LUN bethy Hain.

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Pathan ki gaand py dana nikla

Pathan ki gaand py dana nikla

wo sheesha rakh k dany per dawai laga rha tha k lun khara ho gya

Pathan bola:

behnchod ka bacha

beth jao

apna hi gaand hai

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Santa: DrSahab 2 Saal Pehle M

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha…

Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.

Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?

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Main ne marnay k baad apne tam

Main ne marnay k baad apne tamaam aa’za donate karne ka elan kiya hai Aur khaas hidayet di hai k

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Wapda walo ko hi dia jaye…!

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mar hi dal mujhe chasm e ada s

mar hi dal mujhe chasm-e-ada se pahle

apni manzil ko pahunch jaun qaza se pahle

ik nazar dekh lun a jao qaza se pahle

tum se milne ki tamanna hai Khuda se pahle

hashr k roz main puchunga Khuda se pahle

tu ne roka nahin kyun mujhko khata se pahle

ai meri maut thahar unko zara ane de

zahar ka jam na de mujhko dawa se pahle

hath pahunche bhi na the zulf dota tak “Momin”

hathkari dal di zalim ne khata se pahle

A2F

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Agar 1 Taraf Sher khara ho b

Agar 1 Taraf Sher khara ho

Aur

Dusri Taraf

Mera LUN

Tu,

Tu Kis ki

Tarf jae ga..?

Hans mat Gandu!

Jan pyari Hai

Ya Gand..? :-P

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Beti: Ammi aap kay zaman

Beti:

Ammi aap kay zamanay main 10-10 bacchay kiyoun hotay thay?

Ammi:

Beti humaray time main lun moo main nahi puddhi main daalnay wala fashion tha. .*

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Girl to Hakeem:

Girl to Hakeem:

“Hakeem sahb me apne boy frend k sath sex ker rahi thi to usny mujhe gali di.”

Hakeem: kyun?

Girl: Pehley many us ko kiss kia

Hakeem: kis tarha?

Girl: aise

phir usnay mujhay kiss kya

Hakeem: (jazbat me aa k) Aise?

Girl: Han

Phir usne mere mammy dabaye

Hakeem: Aise

Girl: Han

Phir usne apna lun mere ander dala

Hakeem: Aise?

Girl: Han

Hakeem: to usne gali kyun di?

Girl: mene usey kaha mujhe AIDS hy

Hakeem: Oo Teri maa nu Lun maru randi”

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He watho tawha ji garmi jo dus

He watho tawha ji garmi jo dushman

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bha kulfi thai Matan lun samjheen.

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DOST Or Sathi Mein Kya Farq Ha

DOST Or Sathi Mein Kya Farq Hay.?

‘Dost’ Ki Koi Qeemat Nahi Hoti

Or ‘Saathi’ 10 Rupy K 3 Milte Hain

Dost Mushkil Mein Saath Deta Hay Or

Sathi Mushkil Se Bchata Hay

Dost Anmol Hota Hay Or

Sathi Gol Hota Hay

Dost Zindagi Se Jurra Hota Hay Or

Sathi LUN Par Charha Hota Hay:

Ab Bata Tu Dost Hay Ya

Sathi.?

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HAMARE USTAD JI NE FARMAYAbr

HAMARE USTAD JI NE FARMAYA

KE MACHI AUR BACHI KHUD PAKAR KE KAWO TU MAZA HY

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LUN AUR QANOON KABE HAT MEY NA LO

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NOKRI AUR TATTON PE KABI LAAT NA MARO

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LARKI JITNE LAMBO HO LUN HAMESHA LET KAR HI LETI HY

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LOHE PER HATORA OR CHOOT PER LORA TAB MARO JAB WO GARAM HO

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KISMAT KI KARNI CHOOT KI GARMI OR LUN KI PE SHARMI NAHI RUKTI

OR

EHTEYAT SE SEX KARO Q.K

BANDOOQ SE NIKLE FOLAD OR PAIT SE NIKLE OULAD KABE WAPUS NAHI JATI

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Biwi: Maine khwab me LUN ka Ha

Biwi: Maine khwab me LUN ka Hafta Bazar dekha,her Trah k Lun thy, Lambe, Motay, Kalay, Sakht, Goray, Maza aa gya

Sardar: Uss me mera Lun b dekha hoga?

Wife: Han, Murjhaya hua Chota sa, sardar ko ghussa aaya,

Agli subah sardar: Maine khwab me phudi ka Etwar Bazar dekha, wah kya phudiyan thein, Chikni, Choti, Gori, Kali, Tight, Maza aagya,

Wife: Wahan meri phudi b dekhi hogi?

Sardar: Han ussi me to Bazar lga hua tha.

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Dil To Kehta Hai Zamany Se chu

Dil To Kehta Hai Zamany Se chupa lun tumko

Dil ki dharkan ki tarhan dil main basa lun tumko

Koi ehsas judai ka na rahy paas

Is tarhan khud main meri Jaan sama lun tumko.

Tum jo rotho kbhi mujhse mere dil k malik

Sari dunya sy khafa ho k mana lun tumko

Jab b dkhn tmhary chry pe udasi ka sama

Ye hi chahn k kisi tarhan hansa lun tumko…..

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Girl = SHO se sirbr

Girl = S.H.O se

sir

Kal 1 admi ne Meri izat loot li

Pahle us ne

Meri sarhi utari

Phir blouse utara,phir brazier

Phir Mere mammay dabaey

Meri nipples ko choosa

Phir panty utari,phir 20 Minutes tak mujhy geela krta raha

Phir apna lun Meri choot mei rakh kr Maza leta raha 20 Minutes baad apna lun Meri gand k andar dala or phir jb farikh hony laga To Lun gand se nikala or sari Mony Meri breast pr daal di,

S.H.O= hun Ma

F.I.R likhan ya Muth Maran

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Dosti BOOBS Nahi Jo Dab Jaye

Dosti BOOBS Nahi Jo Dab Jaye

Dosti LUN Nahi Jo Thak Jaye

Dosti GAAND Nahi Jo phatt Jaye

Dosti To PHUDDI Hai Mere Dost,

Jo waqt k sath GEHRI hoti jati hai. . .

Dedicate to all Phudu Frnds;

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Jb Wife Pregnant ho to us ki s

Jb Wife Pregnant ho to us ki sari Sahailiyan us k pait pe hath pher k kehti hein

Congratulations

Lekin

koi B husband ka

Lun pakr kr nhi kehti

“Well done ” “

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Hakeem: Beta hamesha apne se b

Hakeem: Beta hamesha apne se bari Aurat ko Maa, choti ko beti aur Hm umar ko Behen smajna.

Shagird : Pir ye LUN ap rakh Lo, dawaiyan peesnay k kam ayega..

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Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k Be

Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k. Beta.G Hamesha . . Machi aur Bachi khud pakar ke khao to mza he. Lun aur Qanoon kabhi haath main na lo, Nokri or tatton pe kabhi laat na maro. Larki jitni marzi lambi ho lun let kar hi leti hai. Lohe pr hathora or choot pr lora tab maro jab wo garm ho. Kismt ki karni choot ki garmi or lun ki besharmi nai rukti. Or ehtyat se sex karo kyun k. Bandoq se nikli fulad or pait se nikli oulad kabi wapis nai jati.

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Oye Phuddi Dyeo

Oye Phuddi Dyeo

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Tay Lory Lag Gya aE…..

J mery Kolon Koi Galti Hoi Hai Tay Mary Lun Tay Wajjo….

Mera Lun MangDa J Tuwady Kolo Maffi….

Umeed wa K 2010 Gandy Dirty Sms Di Navi Bahar Le kar Away Ga

J Tussi SmS Na Kitta,,,,,

Tay Bund Paar Dya Gaan

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“KAWARRI YOVYO”

NAWA SAAL ADVANCE MUBARAK

“”””HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010″””””””

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Oye Bachi Ka Msg Dekh K Mobil

“Oye Bachi Ka Msg Dekh K Mobile Ki Chumiyan Lene Waley Khassi.

Gaand Se Sarye Seedhay Karne Waley Engineer.

Lun Pe Sona Yuria Daal K Bara Karne Waley Loru.

Google Pe Mardana Taqat K Tariqay Dhondne Waley Hejray.

Raat Ko Mashoq Ka Naam Le Le K Muthay Marne Waley Muthal.

Lulli Pe Lorra Likh K Khushi Se Chalangay Marne Waley Ganduu.

Khwaabo Me Bachi Chod Kar Subha Eitlam k bad khush Honay Wale Chutye.

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Kaisa hai ry tu?

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Youn mat kheench mujhay apni t

Youn mat kheench mujhay apni taraf SAGAR…,,,

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,,nawey soot di paen nu Lun dena e…??!!!

(‘,’)/

/( )

_/ _ japhi door ho k pa.

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dooriyun ki ahmiyat ko aise qu

dooriyun ki ahmiyat ko aise qubool karna chahiye

har nazdeek vale se ummeedo ko door rakhna chahiye

lakht‘e‘jigar bana jiska vohi qatil nikla

gunaah‘e‘haq to kuchh hume bhi milna chahiye

sitam qayamat ke dhaaye usne itna na bataya

uske jaane ke baad hume kya karna chahiye

shauk shayri ke nikle farmaan muqaddar ke

ab hume kaghazon me hi rahna chahiye

koi jab har baat pe der tak hansta rahe

use phir bahut der tak gale se lagana chahiye

jise chaha dost jise dushman bana liya

kuchh to saamne vaale pe bhi chhodna chahiye

kal ko soch soch aaj bahut jee liya

aaj sochta hun aaj ko kal par chhodna chahiye

kya dun main kisi ko kya lun main kisi se

ye sabab‘e‘silsila khuda tujhe nahi dena chahiye

har rishta ishq se bana par ishq ka na bana “kaash“

tujhe mil gaya ab tujhe naseeb ko kuchh dena chahiye.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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chehre pe mere zulf ko phailao

chehre pe mere zulf ko phailao kisi din

kya roz garajate ho baras jao kisi din

razon ki tarah utaro mere dil main kisi shab

dastak pe mere hath ki khul jao kisi din

peron ki tarah husn ki barish main naha lun

badal ki tarah jhum k ghir ao kisi din

Khushbu ki tarah guzro mere dil ki gali se

phulon ki tarah mujh pe bikhar jao kisi din

phir hath ko khairat mile band-e-qaba ki

phir lutf-e-shab-e-vasl ko dohrao kisi din

guzaren jo mere ghar se to ruk jayen sitare

is tarah meri rat ko chamkao kisi din

main apani har ik sans usi rat ko de dun

sar rakh k mere sine pe so jao kisi din

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Faqeer Pajero wale se: k

Faqeer Pajero wale se:

kuch de do baba

PAJERO wala 10 ka note de k:

baba dua krna

FAKEER:

pajero pe to ho or kya mere lun pe charhna chahte ho

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her koi ker raha hai arman phu

her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka

phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka

phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka

kiya kiya bana raha hai japan phudi ka

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Ek Andha Larki Ko Chod Raha Th

Ek Andha Larki Ko Chod Raha Tha Ke Achanak Police

Aa Gai…

Andhay Ne Cheekhna Shuru Kar Diya…

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“Oey behnchodo, Meray LUN Vich Phudi Kinay Pai A?”

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Meri aankhon main raho meri aa

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho,

Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.!

Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho,

Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho!

Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray,

Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray!

Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho!

Pyaar mera tujh say kahta hay,

Dil ki dharkan mein tu hi rehta hay!

Preet main teri ban k kho jaon,

Meera k jaisi tu bhi hoo jayai!

Ban k radha tum meri murli ki tano main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho.!!

Tujhey chaha hay tujhay chahonga,

Mai na chahat say ba’az aaonga,

Teri ulfat k jhulay ain jhulun,

Saath tu day tou aasman chu lun,

Gungunaon main tujhay, dil k taron main raho,

Meri aankhon mein raho, Meri aankhon mein raho

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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PHUDDA NEWS Bhosri Ch

PHUDDA NEWS…

Bhosri Chok pr 1 Choot ne Khud-kush Hamla kia;

10 Lun Halaak

14 Chootein Zakhmi .

40 Mummay phat gaye .

Police ne 19 Tattay pakr liye aur 1 Lun farar aik Lun SMS parh raha hai.. aur hanstay huay soch raha hai k ye msg kis kis Lun ko frwrd krun…!

GEO News!

LUN utha k Geo!

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Mar hi dal mujhe chasm e ada s

Mar hi dal mujhe chasm-e-ada se pahle

Apni manzil ko pahunch jaun qaza se pahle

Ik nazar dekh lun a jao qaza se pahle

Tum se milne ki tamanna hai Khuda se pahle

Hashar k roz main puchunga Khuda se pahle

Tu ne roka nahin kyun mujhko khata se pahle

Aei meri maut thahar unko zara ane de

Zahar ka jam na de mujhko dawa se pahle

Hath pahunche bhi na the zulf dota tak “Momin”

Hathkari dal di zalim ne khata se pahle

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Lipton pesh krta he Rat

Lipton pesh krta he

Rat Ki Gehrai Me

Garm Garm Razai Me

Na Koi Munda Na Koi Run

Apni Muthi

Apna Lun

Yhi To Ha Wo Apna Pan.;

veena malik tery v gand wich lun

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abhi sooraj nhi dooba zara si

abhi sooraj nhi dooba zara si shaam hone do

main khud he laot jaon ga,mujhe nakam hone do

mujhe badnaam kerne k bahane dhoondte ho kiun

main khud badnaam ho jaon ga,pehle naam hone do

abhi mujh ko nhi karna hai,aiteraf-e-shikast

main sab tasleem kar lun ga,ye charcha aam hone do

meri hasti nhi anmol,phir bhi bik nhi sakta

wafain bech lena per zara neelaam hone do

naye aghaz main he hosla kiun haar baithe ho

jeet jao ge sab kuch zara anjam honay do…

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Tchr: Btao TAX or SEX me kia F

Tchr: Btao TAX or SEX me kia Frq hy?

Stdnt: Koi Frq nhi h Janab Dono Same hn.

ek me “MONEY” jaib se nikalti h or dosre me “LUN” se… ;-

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Meri aankhon main raho meri aa

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho,

Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.!

Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho,

Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho!

Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray,

Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray!

Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho!

Pyaar mera tujh say kahta hay,

Dil ki dharkan mein tu hi rehta hay!

Preet main teri ban k kho jaon,

Meera k jaisi tu bhi hoo jayai!

Ban k radha tum meri murli ki tano main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho.!!

Tujhey chaha hay tujhay chahonga,

Mai na chahat say ba’az aaonga,

Teri ulfat k jhulay ain jhulun,

Saath tu day tou aasman chu lun,

Gungunaon main tujhay, dil k taron main raho,

Meri aankhon mein raho, Meri aankhon mein raho

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Agar larki ki 19 year main sha

Agar larki ki 19 year main shadi ho,

Us k husbnd ka lun 7.5 inch ho,

Woh haftey mein 3 bar karay.or 1 bar main 50 bar ander bahir karay to us Larki nay 35 saal ki umar tak 24 kilometr Lun liya.

M.A

GEOGARFIYA MISS VEENA MALIK Ki kitab inch se kilometr tk.

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Mujhay uski Phudi key Zoq E

“Mujhay uski Phudi key “Zoq-E-Kamaal” ki inteha to nahe malom…,

“Lekin jis Phudi mein “Mera Lun” samaa jaye Osey kisi aur ka acha nahe lagta…”

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Lipton pesh karta heiRaat Ki G

Lipton pesh karta heiRaat Ki Gehrai Mein.Garam Garam Razai MeinNa Koi Munda Na Koi RunApni MuthiApna Lun Yahi To Hai Woh Apna Pan…dazzn

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Girl: Ye pars pakrro, Kholna n

Girl: Ye pars pakrro, Kholna nai,me abi ai,

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Sardar ne khola us me Rubr ka LUN Nikla,

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Girl(Wapsi par): Khola to nai

Sardar: Nai,main BUND parwani c khol k..

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2 Pistol te 1 GunDHONI di Maa

2 Pistol te 1 GunDHONI di Maa nu LUN

2 Pukhey te 1 Malang

ZAHEER di Pehan nu LUN

2 Sitary te 1 Chann

TANDULKAR di waddi nu LUN

40 killo da 1 mann

SAHWAG di nikki nu LUN

2 Ankhian te 2 kan,

HARBJAN di kurri nu Lun,

AFRIDI sab ne Farmaya..

Te Jehra is nu frwrd na kary

odi bund wich mera LUN.

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Girl during Sex: Uncle

Girl during Sex:

Uncle ji, Lun Seedha Choot Me Dalo na, Slip hokar Gaand me ja Raha Hy.

Oldman:Janey do

Maadarchod ki kismat me Goo khana hi likha Hy

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Meri aankhon main raho meri aa

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho,

Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.!

Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho,

Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho!

Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray,

Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray!

Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho!

Pyaar mera tujh say kahta hay,

Dil ki dharkan mein tu hi rehta hay!

Preet main teri ban k kho jaon,

Meera k jaisi tu bhi hoo jayai!

Ban k radha tum meri murli ki tano main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho.!!

Tujhey chaha hay tujhay chahonga,

Mai na chahat say ba’az aaonga,

Teri ulfat k jhulay ain jhulun,

Saath tu day tou aasman chu lun,

Gungunaon main tujhay, dil k taron main raho,

Meri aankhon mein raho, Meri aankhon mein raho

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Pathan ka tota bahot galian ni

Pathan ka tota bahot galian nikalta tha. Wo Totey ko ek Molvi k pas le gia.

Aur sara qisa sunaya.

Molvi bola: Issay ek Haftay baad lay jana.

Jub pathan haftey bad tota leney gaya to

Molvi bola:

Is ki right tang khencho gay to Kalma paray ga.

or left khencho gay to salam kre ga.

Pathan bola agr 2no khenchoon to?

agey say tota bola:

“Te fajir meteri pain nu Lun v davan ga.”

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Meri aankhon se kabhi utro

Meri aankhon se kabhi utro dil mein,

K main dharkan mein basa lun tumko,

Jaan se bi barh kr chahun tumhen,

Apni zindgi hi bana lun tumko,

Mere khuwabon mein sirf tum hi baso,

Apni neendon mein saja lun tum ko,

Logon ki bheer mein kho na jana kahin,

Zamane se hi chalo main chura lun tum ko,

Meri tanhai ko zaroorat hai tumhari,

Aagar ijazat ho to upna h bnalu tumko

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Punjabi suhag rat ko apna lun

Punjabi suhag rat ko apna lun pakar kr bv se:lun phudi”mangda “1dafa chod k15min bad dobara bola”lun phudi mangda”2 bar choda3rd time uska lun murjha kr latak gyamgr b.v ful gram ho kr boli:”Phuddi lun mangdi”Punjabi bola:……”LUN maafi mangda”

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rozana muth marnay say perhaiz

rozana muth marnay say perhaiz kerein yad rekhein k lun jandaar to merd shandaar aur biwi rahay emandaar! public service message by….. hakeem fraz

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Girl: Dekhain Aap ne mer

Girl:

Dekhain Aap ne meray Mummay Choos Choos ke kitney barey kr diye hain..

Boy:

Darling! Agr is tarha hota to aj mera LUN jazz ka tower hota!

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Meri aankhon main raho meri aa

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho,

Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.!

Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho,

Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho!

Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray,

Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray!

Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho!

Pyaar mera tujh say kahta hay,

Dil ki dharkan mein tu hi rehta hay!

Preet main teri ban k kho jaon,

Meera k jaisi tu bhi hoo jayai!

Ban k radha tum meri murli ki tano main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho.!!

Tujhey chaha hay tujhay chahonga,

Mai na chahat say ba’az aaonga,

Teri ulfat k jhulay ain jhulun,

Saath tu day tou aasman chu lun,

Gungunaon main tujhay, dil k taron main raho,

Meri aankhon mein raho, Meri aankhon mein raho

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Meri aankhon main raho meri aa

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho,

Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.!

Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho,

Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho!

Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray,

Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray!

Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho!

Pyaar mera tujh say kahta hay,

Dil ki dharkan mein tu hi rehta hay!

Preet main teri ban k kho jaon,

Meera k jaisi tu bhi hoo jayai!

Ban k radha tum meri murli ki tano main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho.!!

Tujhey chaha hay tujhay chahonga,

Mai na chahat say ba?az aaonga,

Teri ulfat k jhulay ain jhulun,

Saath tu day tou aasman chu lun,

Gungunaon main tujhay, dil k taron main raho,

Meri aankhon mein raho, Meri aankhon mein raho

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Aapke shaher ka mausam suhana

Aapke shaher ka mausam suhana lage,

Aapki ek shaam chura lun agar bura naa lage,

Aap chahe to bhula de humko,

Par aapko bhulane mein shayad hame zamana lage.

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1 intihai Bhenchod Shair Arz H

1 intihai Bhenchod Shair Arz Hai.

US Ne Honto Se Chu Kar Loray Main Nasha Kar Dia,

wah wah..!

Lun Ki Baat To Or Thi Yaaro! Us Ne Tatton Ko B Khara Kr Dia :-)

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Wo hus e mujasim kamal us ki

Wo hus-e-mujasim’ kamal us ki ankhen

Sarape-e-muhabat’ jamal us ki ankhen

Main jab bhi koi sawal us say pochun

Mujhy roz deti hen taal’ uss ki ankhen

Jo becho’ to dono jahan de kar khareed lun

Wo chehra, wo zulfain, wo gaal, us ki ankhen

Agar koi pochy k dunya main kia hy

Zamana day ga misaal, us ki ankhen

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Meri aankhon main raho meri aa

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho,

Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.!

Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho,

Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho!

Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray,

Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray!

Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho!

Pyaar mera tujh say kahta hay,

Dil ki dharkan mein tu hi rehta hay!

Preet main teri ban k kho jaon,

Meera k jaisi tu bhi hoo jayai!

Ban k radha tum meri murli ki tano main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho.!!

Tujhey chaha hay tujhay chahonga,

Mai na chahat say ba’az aaonga,

Teri ulfat k jhulay ain jhulun,

Saath tu day tou aasman chu lun,

Gungunaon main tujhay, dil k taron main raho,

Meri aankhon mein raho, Meri aankhon mein raho

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One Sad Love Story 1 lar

One Sad Love Story

1 larka aur larki car mein khamoshi se ja rahe they, larka 1 letter larki ko deta hai, larki letter parhne se pehle hi larke ko kehti hai k mujhe ab tum se mohabat nahi main tume chor rahi hun. Ek dum taiz raftaar bus unki car se takrati hai larka usi waqt mar jata hai. Larki bach jati hai aur jab larki wo letter kholti hai to uski ankhon se ansu us paper pe girtey hain us pe likha tha:

Mene saanday k Tail se Lun 9 inch ka kr liya hy.

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Obama ne apne safeer ko Pakist

Obama ne apne safeer ko Pakistan mein 3 baten pta krny bheja.

1. Sb se strong cheez kia hai?

2. Sb se weak cheez kia hai?

3. Wo cheez konsi hai jo pakistan me ho dunya me nai ho?

Safeer wapis a k bola, Obama g!

“Sb se strong hai LUN

Jisko dekho bolta hai k tu mera LUN b nai ukhar skta!

Sb se weak hai GAND.

Jisy dekho, bolta hai, GAND pht gai!

Or wo cheez jo Pakistan me hai dunya me nai.

Wo hai behn ka lora.

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Pathan ka tota bahot galian ni

Pathan ka tota bahot galian nikalta tha. Wo Totey ko ek Molvi k pas le gia.

Aur sara qisa sunaya.

Molvi bola: Issay ek Haftay baad lay jana.

Jub pathan haftey bad tota leney gaya to

Molvi bola:

Is ki right tang khencho gay to Kalma paray ga.

or left khencho gay to salam kre ga.

Pathan bola agr 2no khenchoon to?

agey say tota bola:

“Te fajir meteri pain nu Lun v davan ga.”

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Akser mard condom charhaa k gi

Akser mard condom charhaa k girlfriends ko lun choosnay ka kehtay hein.

Larkiyaan is maamlay mein ahtiyaat karein QK condom pay chemical laga hota hai.

Jo k sehat k liye nuksaan deh hai. Lehaza without condom he chosa kerain.

4rm

Veena Malik

Book:

Sex style

Page:

11

Topic

Chopaa.

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Hum sms k muqablay main zabard

Hum sms k muqablay main zabardasti k qail nahi

*”FARAZ”*

Jis ne karna hay kary nahi to mery LUN pe charay…!!!!

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: 3Girls apni apni khwahshen

..: 3Girls apni apni khwahshen bol rhi thein,

.

1st:Mere 2 husbnd hon jo sari rat lagay rahen

.

2nd:Mere 4 hon jo din rat ki shft lgayen

.

3rd:Mera 1 hi ho,us se 1beta ho jo bara ho k Pak Criket Team ka wicket keeper bney.

World Cup ka match ho,aur wo catch choray aur wohee batsmen century kar day

18crore awam kahe

TERI MA NU LUN MARAN,

.

Happy World cup 2011.

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Wife: Mai is ghr ma aik

Wife:

“Mai is ghr ma aik pal b nai rhu gi mai ja rahi hon.”

Husband:

“Jao lun pay charo.”

Wife:

“Ap ki ye hi batein to mujay rok laite hain nikaalo phir.

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1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Larki

1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Larki Ka Putla Dekha,

Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.

Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.

BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.

Sardar:

Teri Bhen Nu Lun,

Botal Ander Ee tor dittiooo.

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Nadan Hai Kitni Wo, Kuc

“Nadan Hai Kitni Wo,

Kuch

Samajhti he Nahi,

“Sagar”

“Seenay Se

Laga K

Pochti Hai K . . . ?

Apka

LUN Kion Khara Hai…?

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Meri aankhon main raho meri aa

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho,

Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.!

Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho,

Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho!

Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray,

Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray!

Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho!

Pyaar mera tujh say kahta hay,

Dil ki dharkan mein tu hi rehta hay!

Preet main teri ban k kho jaon,

Meera k jaisi tu bhi hoo jayai!

Ban k radha tum meri murli ki tano main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho.!!

Tujhey chaha hay tujhay chahonga,

Mai na chahat say ba’az aaonga,

Teri ulfat k jhulay ain jhulun,

Saath tu day tou aasman chu lun,

Gungunaon main tujhay, dil k taron main raho,

Meri aankhon mein raho, Meri aankhon mein raho

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Tere Piyar ka kya jawab don,

Tere Piyar ka kya jawab don,

Teri dosti ko kya khitaab dun,

Koi acha sa phool hota to peish karta.

Magar jo khud “GUL” ho usay kya

“GUL Khan ka lun” don.

“…

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har ek bat pe kahte ho tum k t

har ek bat pe kahte ho tum k tu kya hai

tumhin kaho k ye andaz-e-guftagu kya hai

na shole mein ye karishma na barq mein ye ada

koi batao ki wo shokh-e-tundakhu kya hai

ye rashk hai k wo hota hai hamsukhan hamse

wagarna khauf-e-badamozi-e-ad kya hai

chipak raha hai badan par lahu se pairahan

hamari jeb ko an hajat-e-rafu kya hai

jala hia jism jahan dil bhi jal gaya hoga

kuredate ho jo ab rakh justaju kya hai

ragon mein daurate phirne k ham nahi qayal

jab ankh hi se na tapka to phir lahu kya hai

wo chiz jis k liye ham ko ho bahisht aziz

siwae bada-e-gulfam-e-mushkabu kya hai

piyun sharab agar khum bhi dekh lun do char

ye shisha-o-qadah-o-kuza-o-subu kya hai

rahi na taqat-e-guftar aur agar ho bhi

to kis ummid pe kahiye k arazu kya hai

bana hai shah ka musahib, phire hai itarata

wagarna shahar mein “ghalib” ki abaru kya hai

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Sexy girl Mere aagay ung

Sexy girl

Mere aagay ungli dalo

Ah,ah

Mere peeche ungli dalo

Ah,ah

Mere moonh mai ungli dalo Ah,ah

Boy

lun kahan dalon

Girl

sms perne wale ki GAND me

Ah h,h

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Punjbi Or URDU mein fark

Punjbi Or URDU mein fark.

Urdu.abi apko theek krta hun.

PUNJABI.deina mein teri pain nu Lun.

URDU .Yeh sab kisne kiya?=

PUNJABI.Ay kine maa yuwai ae?.

URDU .Mai apko psand nhi krta=

PUNJABI.Mai teri pain nu v nai yainda.

URDU.Aap ne jana hai to jaen

PUNJABI .war maa di phudi vich.

URDU.ap mre sath free q ho rhe ho?

PUNJABI, mama Lun te q chri jana aen.

URDU.Ap bohat chalak insan ho.

PUNJABI.Tu bra pain yak aen.’

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mar hi dal mujhe chasm e ada s

mar hi dal mujhe chasm-e-ada se pahle

apni manzil ko pahunch jaun qaza se pahle

ik nazar dekh lun a jao qaza se pahle

tum se milne ki tamanna hai Khuda se pahle

hashr k roz main puchunga Khuda se pahle

tu ne roka nahin kyun mujhko khata se pahle

ai meri maut thahar unko zara ane de

zahar ka jam na de mujhko dawa se pahle

hath pahunche bhi na the zulf dota tak “Momin”

hathkari dal di zalim ne khata se pahle

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Doctor ne Sardar K LUN ka

Doctor ne Sardar K LUN ka

Opration ker k Uss ki Jaga Hathi k Bache ki Soond laga di

.

2 Month baad Sardar Doctor ko mila

.

Doctor ne Poocha: Ab LUN ka kiya Haal Hy?

.

.

.

.

Sardar bola: LUN ki Maa ka Bhoosra Jahan Ghaas Nazar Aati Hy Usse Lapait k Meri Gand me daal deta Hy..

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Meri aankhon main raho meri aa

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho,

Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.!

Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho,

Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho!

Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray,

Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray!

Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho!

Pyaar mera tujh say kahta hay,

Dil ki dharkan mein tu hi rehta hay!

Preet main teri ban k kho jaon,

Meera k jaisi tu bhi hoo jayai!

Ban k radha tum meri murli ki tano main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho.!!

Tujhey chaha hay tujhay chahonga,

Mai na chahat say ba’az aaonga,

Teri ulfat k jhulay ain jhulun,

Saath tu day tou aasman chu lun,

Gungunaon main tujhay, dil k taron main raho,

Meri aankhon mein raho, Meri aankhon mein raho

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Girl:50 Rupees dena Boy

Girl:50 Rupees dena.

Boy:Right jaib se le lo.

‘Jeib phati hoi thi LUN haath main Aa giya,

Girl:es main to nahi hain.

Boy:Left jaib se

le lo.

‘Wo jaib bhi phati hoi thi phir LUN haath main Aa giya.

Girl ghusey se: Behn chod k bachey.gaandu!

Paisa 1 nahi hy or LUN 2, 2

Rakhey hoey hain

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meri aankhon main raho,

meri aankhon main raho,

Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.!

Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho,

Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho!

Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray,

Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray!

Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho!

Pyaar mera tujh say kahta hay,

Dil ki dharkan mein tu hi rehta hay!

Preet main teri ban k kho jaon,

Meera k jaisi tu bhi hoo jayai!

Ban k radha tum meri murli ki tano main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho.!!

Tujhey chaha hay tujhay chahonga,

Mai na chahat say ba?az aaonga,

Teri ulfat k jhulay ain jhulun,

Saath tu day tou aasman chu lun,

Gungunaon main tujhay, dil k taron main raho,

Meri aankhon mein raho,

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Pathan: yar mere pas paise nhi

Pathan: yar mere pas paise nhi hy mjhe kpre lena hen kya krun?

Dost: To bank se loan le lo

Pathan: Loan to le lun magar hmko sirf cotton pehanne ki adat hai…

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LADY TEACHER: BOLO BACHO

LADY TEACHER:

BOLO BACHO

I 4 INK

J 4 JUG

K 4 KITE

L 4 LUN

OH!SORRY BACHO GALTI SE MOU SE NEKAL GAYA

BOY:

MADAM IS MEY SORRY KE KIYA BAAT HY

WAPAS MOU MEY LE LO

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BEST POETRY EVER, 1br

BEST POETRY EVER,

1)

hum sms k muqablay mei zabardastik qail nahi faraz,

jis ne kerna hay kary

nahi to mere lun pe charay…!!

2)

teri surat mere dil mei aesay bas gai hay,

ghor fermaiyega…

teri surat mere dil mei aesay bas gai hay,

jesy pant ki ZIP mei LULLI phans gai hay,

3)

usne mera

dil tor dia to

kia huwa

Faraz??

mai b usay

keh aaya,

bin battori naassa chorri

.

.

.

randi, gashti

bhen ki lorii

4)

arz kia hay

merey hain sirf 2 hi tattay.

wah wah wah

merey hain sirf 2 hi tattay,

..

.

yar choos k bata meethay hian ya khattay?

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Koi Ek pal tou aisa ho Z

Koi Ek pal tou aisa ho

Zara sa dil behal jae

Tuje me soch na paon

Koi shab aisi tou guzre

Zara c ankh lag jaey

Koi aisa mahina ho

Na yadon ki ghata barsy

Ya wo lamha myasr ho

Me apne ap se mil lun..

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:Pathan pani me lun dubo raha

:Pathan pani me lun dubo raha tha. WIFE: kia karte ho? PATHAN: khara nahi hota, WIFE:to pani me

Q dubo raha ho? PTHAN:dekh raha hun panchar to nhi hy

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1 Lrki Ghr Ki Chat pe Khari th

1 Lrki Ghr Ki Chat pe Khari thi,Or 1 Lrkay ko “BREAST” Hila k dikha Rahi Thi,

Lrkay Ne B Lun Nikala Or Hilane Laga,

Lrki Ghuse Main Neechay utri Or Boli Mera Matlab tha k Doodh Wala kb Aaye ga?

Lrka Bola To Mera B yehi Matlab tha k aj pakistan ka match hai doodh wale ka LUN ayega…*

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Koi Drwaza Rang Kita Wa

Koi Drwaza Rang Kita

Wa Wa

Koi Darwaza Rang Kita

Ek Dukh India Da..

Duja Teem Ne Lun Keeta.

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Teacher: Bacho, kya lun me had

Teacher: Bacho, kya lun me haddi hoti hai.?

.

.

Girls: Yes Sir,

Boys: No Sir! In larkyion ko kya pta,

Inho ne to humesha khara “LUN” hi dekha ha..

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Husbund ß¡star me¡n ßV

Husbund ß¡star me¡n “ßV” k¡

Choot pr Ungl¡ Rakh k ßola

Ye Rasta Kaha Jata ha¡.

“ßV” Uska Lun Pakar k ßol¡-:

¡s Kanjar se Pooch

Ye Da¡ly Aata Jata ha¡-:

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ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha

ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha,

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,abe neche kiya uska lun dhekhoge kiya???

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Arz kia hy Kanch ki shishi pat

Arz kia hy Kanch ki shishi pathar pe tor dun wah wah, kanch ki shishi pathar pe tor dun. Beth mere LUN pe tuje tere ghar tak chor dun.

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Phool Murjatay Achay Nahi Lagt

Phool Murjatay Achay Nahi Lagtay,

Aap Lun Khujatay Achay Nahi Lagtay,

Ab To Koi Larki Pata Lo Meri Jan,

Roz Bathroom Main Hath Chalaatay Achay Nahi Lagtay.

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Iss muqably ka koi sms h

Iss muqably ka

koi sms hy to karo.

“1 LUN adalat mein gia,

OR

Faryad ki.

Judge Sab!

Men chota tha to mera gala kat dia gya,

Thora bara hua to masal masal k meri halat khrab kr di,

OR

Jab men jawan howa to mujy roz andhy

kunwin my dala

jata hy,jahan garmi or tangi ki waja se mera dam ghut-ta hy.

Wahan Mujy roz ultiyan ati

hen

Or

Mujy bayhoshi ki halat me bahar nikala jata Hy.

Mera kasoor kiya hy?

Judge: Benchod

Tera kasoor ye hy

K

Tu akarta bohut hy!

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uski ankhon main mohabat ka si

uski ankhon main mohabat ka sitara ho ga

ik din aye ga wo shakhs hamara ho ga

zindagi ab k mera nam na shamil karna

gar ye taeh hai k yehi khel dubara ho ga

dil main ujala sa hua jata hai achanak

dil ne chupky se tera nam pukara ho gaa

kam mushkil hai magar usy pa hi lun ga

agar […]

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Bebas Kar Deta Hai Qanoon E Do

Bebas Kar Deta Hai Qanoon-E-Dosti

BETA,,

Warna….

Gando Jitna tu Kanjos Hai Msg Chor Tujhe to Lun Bhi Na Bhejon…

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SHAYAD WO GANDO THA

SHAYAD WO GANDO THA…

Surat to dekhi bhali thi,

Pr gand uski kali thi.

Ek hi uska zoq tha,

Chudwane ka shoq tha.

Me jb us se ruthta tha,

Wo lun mera choosta tha,

Dekhne me heera tha,

Bs gand me uski keera tha.

Ab wo mere lun pe charh rha hy,

Or apni kahani kitne shook se parh raha hy.

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– ye hai mera khubsurat Fac

(-_-)ye hai mera khubsurat Face

Ab Neche Kiya Mera Lun bhi Dekhna Hy?

Le Dekh Le

l (

c:::::: )

l /

Ab Khush :

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Dekho phir raat agai b

Dekho phir raat agai

Tanhaiyo me waqt ki baat agai

Mene to yu hi zip kholi thi muth lgany k liye

Dekha jab lun ko to tumhari yaad aa gai

Mere dost kesa hy??

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Dear Customer,ur Gand will exp

Dear Customer,ur Gand will expire on 11.11.2011. plzrnplease recharge ur Gand by using my Lun to continue using Gando Service. its all about ur Gand.rnGand tum he to ho.[]rn

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* Lipton pesh karta hybr

*. . .Lipton pesh karta hy

Raat Ki Gehrai Mein

Thandi Garam Razai Mein

Na Koi BOY Na Koi GIRL

Apni Muthi

Apna Lun

Yahi To Hai Woh Apna Pan. . .*

rocKING,,

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Baanke Miyaan ki Qawali

Baanke Miyaan ki Qawali

Sab Se Niraali

Koi Sune Ya Na Sune Hum ToO Gaayen Ge Qawali

Aaj Kal 16 Saal Ki Larki Ka Figure 32 Horiya Hai Jani

Jo Hain 32 Saal Ki Unka Brazeir Tent Wala See Riya Hai Jani

Har Larka Larkiyon Ko Choodne K Liye Pat-ta Riya Hai Jani

Aur Larkiyon Ko Bhi Is Main Waza Aa Riya Hai Jani

Bande Ka Lun ToO Underwear Main Bhi Khara Ho Riya Hai Jani

Aakhir Ye Pakistan Main Kya Ho Riya Hai Jani??

Baanke Miyaan Ki Qawali

Sab Se Nirali…

EXPRESS

News Har Kanjar Par Nazar..:-)

SeXy RocKz…

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Oye Bachi ka msg dekh k mobile

Oye Bachi ka msg dekh k mobile ki Chumiyaan lene wale Khasi,

Gand se sariye seedhe kerne wale Engineer,

Lun pe Sona uria dal k Bara kerne wale,

Google pe mardana Takat ke tarikay dhondne waly Sciencedan,

Raat ko Mashooq ka naam le le k muthe marne waly LoNdaybaz,

Samosay walay se 6 Lun walay Pakoray mangne walay Bhokay,

Lulli pe Lorra likh ke khushe se chalangay marnay walay Baander,

KAISA HAI RE??

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Kabhi dekha hai tu ne ik nazar

Kabhi dekha hai tu ne ik nazar ehtlaam k baad,

Kitney sooney lagtey hain Tattay is kaam k baad,

Din to Jesay tesay guzar jata hai kamon main,

Sahi Gaand paht’ti hai kanwaron ki shaam k baad,

Log kehtey hain mardana kamzori ka mareez,

Kya izzat reh jaati hai is ilzaam k baad,

Such kehte hain siaanay ye kaam hai kutta,

Samajh aati hai lekin anjaam k baad,

Muthh mar k b kuch hasil nahi hota ghalib,

LUN phir kharra ho jata hai kuch aram k baad.

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uski ankhon main mohabat ka si

uski ankhon main mohabat ka sitara ho ga

ik din aye ga wo shakhs hamara ho ga

zindagi ab k mera nam na shamil karna

gar ye taeh hai k yehi khel dubara ho ga

dil main ujala sa hua jata hai achanak

dil ne chupky se tera nam pukara ho gaa

kam mushkil hai magar usy pa hi lun ga

agar sath mery wasi khuda ka sahara ho ga

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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GOR TALB Money

(GOR TALB)

Money K Qatrey TaTToN K Andar Bethy Aapis Mein Batein Kar Rahay Thay

1-Main BaHiR Ja K Piolt BaNo Ga

2-Main Engineer BaNo Ga

3-Main Doctor Bano Ga

4-Chotha Qatra Dorta Hoa Aaya

Or

BoLa Nasso Pehn Chodo

“MUTH”

Waj Gai Jay.

BaQi Qatry Bolay Shit Yaar Salay Ne

“CaReeR”

Di Pehn Nu LuN Dey Ditta.

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Rooh Par Naqsh E LaZawa

Rooh Par

Naqsh-E- LaZawal He Tu,

Ab Kheyalon Me Ik Kheyal He Tu,

Tere Jesa Koi Nahin Dekha,

Tu He Anmol Be’misal He Tu,

Mujh Ko Pagal Bana Diya Tu Ne,

Ishq Ka Kesa Ye Kamal He Tu,

Tu Mohabbat He Aarzo He Meri,

Meri Is Zindagi Ki Dhaal He Tu,

Sari Dunya Ko Jeet Lun Jis Se,

Paas Mere Ek Aesi Chaal He TU,

Tere Dam Se Hi

Pyar Zinda He,

‘WASI’

Mere Maazi Ki Talash Mera Haal He Tu.

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teri surat ko nigahun mai basa

teri surat ko nigahun mai basa k rakhun

dil ye kehta hey tjhe tjh se chura k rakhun

tjhe daikhun tjhe chahun tjh hi se piar karun

tere rung roop ko mai sb se chupa k rakhun

kr lun qaid apni dil mai tere jevan ko

tjhe main ishq ki zanjeer pehna k rakhun

koe bhi jaan na paey teri ankhun ki gehrae

main tjhe aesa kanwal jheel bna k rakhun

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YE AKELE PUN KI UDASIYAN, YE F

YE AKELE PUN KI UDASIYAN, YE FARAQ LUMHE UDAS SE

KBHI DASHT E DIL PE BHI AA RUKAIN TERI CHAHATUN K QAFLE

MAIN HUN TUJH KO JAAN SE AZIZ TR YE MAIN KESE MAN LUN AJNABI

TERI BAAT LGTI HEY WEHAM SI, TERE LAFZ LGTE HAIN KHUWAB SE

YE JO MERA RTUNG HEY ROOP HEY, YUNHI BESABUB NAHI DOSTUN

MERE KHUSHBOUN SE HAIN SILSILEY,MERI NISBATAIN HAIN GULAB SE

WOHI MOTABIR HEY MERE LEA, WOHI HASIL E DIL O JAAN BHI HE

WO JO BAB TUM NE CHURA LIA MERI ZINDAGI KI KITAB SE

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