* Lipton pesh karta hybr

*. . .Lipton pesh karta hy

Raat Ki Gehrai Mein

Thandi Garam Razai Mein

Na Koi BOY Na Koi GIRL

Apni Muthi

Apna Lun

Yahi To Hai Woh Apna Pan. . .*

rocKING,,

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Baanke Miyaan ki Qawali

Baanke Miyaan ki Qawali

Sab Se Niraali

Koi Sune Ya Na Sune Hum ToO Gaayen Ge Qawali

Aaj Kal 16 Saal Ki Larki Ka Figure 32 Horiya Hai Jani

Jo Hain 32 Saal Ki Unka Brazeir Tent Wala See Riya Hai Jani

Har Larka Larkiyon Ko Choodne K Liye Pat-ta Riya Hai Jani

Aur Larkiyon Ko Bhi Is Main Waza Aa Riya Hai Jani

Bande Ka Lun ToO Underwear Main Bhi Khara Ho Riya Hai Jani

Aakhir Ye Pakistan Main Kya Ho Riya Hai Jani??

Baanke Miyaan Ki Qawali

Sab Se Nirali…

EXPRESS

News Har Kanjar Par Nazar..:-)

SeXy RocKz…

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LADY TEACHER: BOLO BACHO

LADY TEACHER:

BOLO BACHO

I 4 INK

J 4 JUG

K 4 KITE

L 4 LUN

OH!SORRY BACHO GALTI SE MOU SE NEKAL GAYA

BOY:

MADAM IS MEY SORRY KE KIYA BAAT HY

WAPAS MOU MEY LE LO

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Akser mard condom charhaa k gi

Akser mard condom charhaa k girlfriends ko lun choosnay ka kehtay hein.

Larkiyaan is maamlay mein ahtiyaat karein QK condom pay chemical laga hota hai.

Jo k sehat k liye nuksaan deh hai. Lehaza without condom he chosa kerain.

4rm

Veena Malik

Book:

Sex style

Page:

11

Topic

Chopaa.

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Santa: DrSahab 2 Saal Pehle M

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha…

Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.

Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?

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Dear Customer,ur Gand will exp

Dear Customer,ur Gand will expire on 11.11.2011. plzrnplease recharge ur Gand by using my Lun to continue using Gando Service. its all about ur Gand.rnGand tum he to ho.[]rn

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Ek Andha Larki Ko Chod Raha Th

Ek Andha Larki Ko Chod Raha Tha Ke Achanak Police

Aa Gai…

Andhay Ne Cheekhna Shuru Kar Diya…

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“Oey behnchodo, Meray LUN Vich Phudi Kinay Pai A?”

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1 Lrki Ghr Ki Chat pe Khari th

1 Lrki Ghr Ki Chat pe Khari thi,Or 1 Lrkay ko “BREAST” Hila k dikha Rahi Thi,

Lrkay Ne B Lun Nikala Or Hilane Laga,

Lrki Ghuse Main Neechay utri Or Boli Mera Matlab tha k Doodh Wala kb Aaye ga?

Lrka Bola To Mera B yehi Matlab tha k aj pakistan ka match hai doodh wale ka LUN ayega…*

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DOST Or Sathi Mein Kya Farq Ha

DOST Or Sathi Mein Kya Farq Hay.?

‘Dost’ Ki Koi Qeemat Nahi Hoti

Or ‘Saathi’ 10 Rupy K 3 Milte Hain

Dost Mushkil Mein Saath Deta Hay Or

Sathi Mushkil Se Bchata Hay

Dost Anmol Hota Hay Or

Sathi Gol Hota Hay

Dost Zindagi Se Jurra Hota Hay Or

Sathi LUN Par Charha Hota Hay:

Ab Bata Tu Dost Hay Ya

Sathi.?

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Girl during Sex: Uncle

Girl during Sex:

Uncle ji, Lun Seedha Choot Me Dalo na, Slip hokar Gaand me ja Raha Hy.

Oldman:Janey do

Maadarchod ki kismat me Goo khana hi likha Hy

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Ek train ke dabby me ek

Ek train ke dabby me

ek aurat sawar howi

sab seats pe mard bethe te

wo kafi dair tk khari rhi

phr boli:

“kesa zamana agya hy

Phuddi khari hy 0r LUN bethy Hain.

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Oye Bachi Ka Msg Dekh K Mobil

“Oye Bachi Ka Msg Dekh K Mobile Ki Chumiyan Lene Waley Khassi.

Gaand Se Sarye Seedhay Karne Waley Engineer.

Lun Pe Sona Yuria Daal K Bara Karne Waley Loru.

Google Pe Mardana Taqat K Tariqay Dhondne Waley Hejray.

Raat Ko Mashoq Ka Naam Le Le K Muthay Marne Waley Muthal.

Lulli Pe Lorra Likh K Khushi Se Chalangay Marne Waley Ganduu.

Khwaabo Me Bachi Chod Kar Subha Eitlam k bad khush Honay Wale Chutye.

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Kaisa hai ry tu?

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Mar hi dal mujhe chasm e ada s

Mar hi dal mujhe chasm-e-ada se pahle

Apni manzil ko pahunch jaun qaza se pahle

Ik nazar dekh lun a jao qaza se pahle

Tum se milne ki tamanna hai Khuda se pahle

Hashar k roz main puchunga Khuda se pahle

Tu ne roka nahin kyun mujhko khata se pahle

Aei meri maut thahar unko zara ane de

Zahar ka jam na de mujhko dawa se pahle

Hath pahunche bhi na the zulf dota tak “Momin”

Hathkari dal di zalim ne khata se pahle

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Kya khel ishq ne khela haibr

Kya khel ishq ne khela hai

kyun latka hua ye kela hai

dil kal bhi mera akela tha

lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai

ye money nahin chhooti lun ki

hum kitni bar naha bethe

din men panch bar naha bethe

Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai

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Tere Piyar ka kya jawab don,

Tere Piyar ka kya jawab don,

Teri dosti ko kya khitaab dun,

Koi acha sa phool hota to peish karta.

Magar jo khud “GUL” ho usay kya

“GUL Khan ka lun” don.

“…

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dooriyun ki ahmiyat ko aise qu

dooriyun ki ahmiyat ko aise qubool karna chahiye

har nazdeek vale se ummeedo ko door rakhna chahiye

lakht‘e‘jigar bana jiska vohi qatil nikla

gunaah‘e‘haq to kuchh hume bhi milna chahiye

sitam qayamat ke dhaaye usne itna na bataya

uske jaane ke baad hume kya karna chahiye

shauk shayri ke nikle farmaan muqaddar ke

ab hume kaghazon me hi rahna chahiye

koi jab har baat pe der tak hansta rahe

use phir bahut der tak gale se lagana chahiye

jise chaha dost jise dushman bana liya

kuchh to saamne vaale pe bhi chhodna chahiye

kal ko soch soch aaj bahut jee liya

aaj sochta hun aaj ko kal par chhodna chahiye

kya dun main kisi ko kya lun main kisi se

ye sabab‘e‘silsila khuda tujhe nahi dena chahiye

har rishta ishq se bana par ishq ka na bana “kaash“

tujhe mil gaya ab tujhe naseeb ko kuchh dena chahiye.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Girl: Ye pars pakrro, Kholna n

Girl: Ye pars pakrro, Kholna nai,me abi ai,

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Sardar ne khola us me Rubr ka LUN Nikla,

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Girl(Wapsi par): Khola to nai

Sardar: Nai,main BUND parwani c khol k..

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Mujhay uski Phudi key Zoq E

“Mujhay uski Phudi key “Zoq-E-Kamaal” ki inteha to nahe malom…,

“Lekin jis Phudi mein “Mera Lun” samaa jaye Osey kisi aur ka acha nahe lagta…”

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Nadan Hai Kitni Wo, Kuc

“Nadan Hai Kitni Wo,

Kuch

Samajhti he Nahi,

“Sagar”

“Seenay Se

Laga K

Pochti Hai K . . . ?

Apka

LUN Kion Khara Hai…?

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abhi sooraj nhi dooba zara si

abhi sooraj nhi dooba zara si shaam hone do

main khud he laot jaon ga,mujhe nakam hone do

mujhe badnaam kerne k bahane dhoondte ho kiun

main khud badnaam ho jaon ga,pehle naam hone do

abhi mujh ko nhi karna hai,aiteraf-e-shikast

main sab tasleem kar lun ga,ye charcha aam hone do

meri hasti nhi anmol,phir bhi bik nhi sakta

wafain bech lena per zara neelaam hone do

naye aghaz main he hosla kiun haar baithe ho

jeet jao ge sab kuch zara anjam honay do…

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Husbund ß¡star me¡n ßV

Husbund ß¡star me¡n “ßV” k¡

Choot pr Ungl¡ Rakh k ßola

Ye Rasta Kaha Jata ha¡.

“ßV” Uska Lun Pakar k ßol¡-:

¡s Kanjar se Pooch

Ye Da¡ly Aata Jata ha¡-:

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1 intihai Bhenchod Shair Arz H

1 intihai Bhenchod Shair Arz Hai.

US Ne Honto Se Chu Kar Loray Main Nasha Kar Dia,

wah wah..!

Lun Ki Baat To Or Thi Yaaro! Us Ne Tatton Ko B Khara Kr Dia :-)

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Obama ne apne safeer ko Pakist

Obama ne apne safeer ko Pakistan mein 3 baten pta krny bheja.

1. Sb se strong cheez kia hai?

2. Sb se weak cheez kia hai?

3. Wo cheez konsi hai jo pakistan me ho dunya me nai ho?

Safeer wapis a k bola, Obama g!

“Sb se strong hai LUN

Jisko dekho bolta hai k tu mera LUN b nai ukhar skta!

Sb se weak hai GAND.

Jisy dekho, bolta hai, GAND pht gai!

Or wo cheez jo Pakistan me hai dunya me nai.

Wo hai behn ka lora.

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Meri aankhon main raho meri aa

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho,

Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.!

Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho,

Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho!

Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray,

Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray!

Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho!

Pyaar mera tujh say kahta hay,

Dil ki dharkan mein tu hi rehta hay!

Preet main teri ban k kho jaon,

Meera k jaisi tu bhi hoo jayai!

Ban k radha tum meri murli ki tano main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho.!!

Tujhey chaha hay tujhay chahonga,

Mai na chahat say ba’az aaonga,

Teri ulfat k jhulay ain jhulun,

Saath tu day tou aasman chu lun,

Gungunaon main tujhay, dil k taron main raho,

Meri aankhon mein raho, Meri aankhon mein raho

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Punjbi Or URDU mein fark

Punjbi Or URDU mein fark.

Urdu.abi apko theek krta hun.

PUNJABI.deina mein teri pain nu Lun.

URDU .Yeh sab kisne kiya?=

PUNJABI.Ay kine maa yuwai ae?.

URDU .Mai apko psand nhi krta=

PUNJABI.Mai teri pain nu v nai yainda.

URDU.Aap ne jana hai to jaen

PUNJABI .war maa di phudi vich.

URDU.ap mre sath free q ho rhe ho?

PUNJABI, mama Lun te q chri jana aen.

URDU.Ap bohat chalak insan ho.

PUNJABI.Tu bra pain yak aen.’

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Teacher: Bacho, kya lun me had

Teacher: Bacho, kya lun me haddi hoti hai.?

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Girls: Yes Sir,

Boys: No Sir! In larkyion ko kya pta,

Inho ne to humesha khara “LUN” hi dekha ha..

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1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Larki

1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Larki Ka Putla Dekha,

Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.

Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.

BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.

Sardar:

Teri Bhen Nu Lun,

Botal Ander Ee tor dittiooo.

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Rooh Par Naqsh E LaZawa

Rooh Par

Naqsh-E- LaZawal He Tu,

Ab Kheyalon Me Ik Kheyal He Tu,

Tere Jesa Koi Nahin Dekha,

Tu He Anmol Be’misal He Tu,

Mujh Ko Pagal Bana Diya Tu Ne,

Ishq Ka Kesa Ye Kamal He Tu,

Tu Mohabbat He Aarzo He Meri,

Meri Is Zindagi Ki Dhaal He Tu,

Sari Dunya Ko Jeet Lun Jis Se,

Paas Mere Ek Aesi Chaal He TU,

Tere Dam Se Hi

Pyar Zinda He,

‘WASI’

Mere Maazi Ki Talash Mera Haal He Tu.

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Mohabbat ke raste me har waqt

Mohabbat ke raste me har waqt dard mile ga,

main sochta hoon is raste par clinic khol lun, mast chale ga..!!

(‘, ‘)

/) ) _/ /kya khayal hai?

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Oye Phuddi Dyeo

Oye Phuddi Dyeo

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2009

Tay Lory Lag Gya aE…..

J mery Kolon Koi Galti Hoi Hai Tay Mary Lun Tay Wajjo….

Mera Lun MangDa J Tuwady Kolo Maffi….

Umeed wa K 2010 Gandy Dirty Sms Di Navi Bahar Le kar Away Ga

J Tussi SmS Na Kitta,,,,,

Tay Bund Paar Dya Gaan

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“KAWARRI YOVYO”

NAWA SAAL ADVANCE MUBARAK

“”””HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010″””””””

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mar hi dal mujhe chasm e ada s

mar hi dal mujhe chasm-e-ada se pahle

apni manzil ko pahunch jaun qaza se pahle

ik nazar dekh lun a jao qaza se pahle

tum se milne ki tamanna hai Khuda se pahle

hashr k roz main puchunga Khuda se pahle

tu ne roka nahin kyun mujhko khata se pahle

ai meri maut thahar unko zara ane de

zahar ka jam na de mujhko dawa se pahle

hath pahunche bhi na the zulf dota tak “Momin”

hathkari dal di zalim ne khata se pahle

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Meri aankhon main raho meri aa

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho,

Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.!

Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho,

Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho!

Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray,

Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray!

Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho!

Pyaar mera tujh say kahta hay,

Dil ki dharkan mein tu hi rehta hay!

Preet main teri ban k kho jaon,

Meera k jaisi tu bhi hoo jayai!

Ban k radha tum meri murli ki tano main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho.!!

Tujhey chaha hay tujhay chahonga,

Mai na chahat say ba?az aaonga,

Teri ulfat k jhulay ain jhulun,

Saath tu day tou aasman chu lun,

Gungunaon main tujhay, dil k taron main raho,

Meri aankhon mein raho, Meri aankhon mein raho

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Meri aankhon main raho meri aa

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho,

Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.!

Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho,

Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho!

Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray,

Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray!

Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho!

Pyaar mera tujh say kahta hay,

Dil ki dharkan mein tu hi rehta hay!

Preet main teri ban k kho jaon,

Meera k jaisi tu bhi hoo jayai!

Ban k radha tum meri murli ki tano main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho.!!

Tujhey chaha hay tujhay chahonga,

Mai na chahat say ba’az aaonga,

Teri ulfat k jhulay ain jhulun,

Saath tu day tou aasman chu lun,

Gungunaon main tujhay, dil k taron main raho,

Meri aankhon mein raho, Meri aankhon mein raho

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Meri aankhon main raho meri aa

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho,

Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.!

Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho,

Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho!

Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray,

Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray!

Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho!

Pyaar mera tujh say kahta hay,

Dil ki dharkan mein tu hi rehta hay!

Preet main teri ban k kho jaon,

Meera k jaisi tu bhi hoo jayai!

Ban k radha tum meri murli ki tano main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho.!!

Tujhey chaha hay tujhay chahonga,

Mai na chahat say ba’az aaonga,

Teri ulfat k jhulay ain jhulun,

Saath tu day tou aasman chu lun,

Gungunaon main tujhay, dil k taron main raho,

Meri aankhon mein raho, Meri aankhon mein raho

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Pathan ka tota bahot galian ni

Pathan ka tota bahot galian nikalta tha. Wo Totey ko ek Molvi k pas le gia.

Aur sara qisa sunaya.

Molvi bola: Issay ek Haftay baad lay jana.

Jub pathan haftey bad tota leney gaya to

Molvi bola:

Is ki right tang khencho gay to Kalma paray ga.

or left khencho gay to salam kre ga.

Pathan bola agr 2no khenchoon to?

agey say tota bola:

“Te fajir meteri pain nu Lun v davan ga.”

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mar hi dal mujhe chasm e ada s

mar hi dal mujhe chasm-e-ada se pahle

apni manzil ko pahunch jaun qaza se pahle

ik nazar dekh lun a jao qaza se pahle

tum se milne ki tamanna hai Khuda se pahle

hashr k roz main puchunga Khuda se pahle

tu ne roka nahin kyun mujhko khata se pahle

ai meri maut thahar unko zara ane de

zahar ka jam na de mujhko dawa se pahle

hath pahunche bhi na the zulf dota tak “Momin”

hathkari dal di zalim ne khata se pahle

A2F

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meri aankhon main raho,

meri aankhon main raho,

Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.!

Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho,

Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho!

Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray,

Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray!

Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho!

Pyaar mera tujh say kahta hay,

Dil ki dharkan mein tu hi rehta hay!

Preet main teri ban k kho jaon,

Meera k jaisi tu bhi hoo jayai!

Ban k radha tum meri murli ki tano main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho.!!

Tujhey chaha hay tujhay chahonga,

Mai na chahat say ba?az aaonga,

Teri ulfat k jhulay ain jhulun,

Saath tu day tou aasman chu lun,

Gungunaon main tujhay, dil k taron main raho,

Meri aankhon mein raho,

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Meri aankhon se kabhi utro

Meri aankhon se kabhi utro dil mein,

K main dharkan mein basa lun tumko,

Jaan se bi barh kr chahun tumhen,

Apni zindgi hi bana lun tumko,

Mere khuwabon mein sirf tum hi baso,

Apni neendon mein saja lun tum ko,

Logon ki bheer mein kho na jana kahin,

Zamane se hi chalo main chura lun tum ko,

Meri tanhai ko zaroorat hai tumhari,

Aagar ijazat ho to upna h bnalu tumko

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Main ne marnay k baad apne tam

Main ne marnay k baad apne tamaam aa’za donate karne ka elan kiya hai Aur khaas hidayet di hai k

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LUN

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Wapda walo ko hi dia jaye…!

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Iss muqably ka koi sms h

Iss muqably ka

koi sms hy to karo.

“1 LUN adalat mein gia,

OR

Faryad ki.

Judge Sab!

Men chota tha to mera gala kat dia gya,

Thora bara hua to masal masal k meri halat khrab kr di,

OR

Jab men jawan howa to mujy roz andhy

kunwin my dala

jata hy,jahan garmi or tangi ki waja se mera dam ghut-ta hy.

Wahan Mujy roz ultiyan ati

hen

Or

Mujy bayhoshi ki halat me bahar nikala jata Hy.

Mera kasoor kiya hy?

Judge: Benchod

Tera kasoor ye hy

K

Tu akarta bohut hy!

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Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k Be

Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k. Beta.G Hamesha . . Machi aur Bachi khud pakar ke khao to mza he. Lun aur Qanoon kabhi haath main na lo, Nokri or tatton pe kabhi laat na maro. Larki jitni marzi lambi ho lun let kar hi leti hai. Lohe pr hathora or choot pr lora tab maro jab wo garm ho. Kismt ki karni choot ki garmi or lun ki besharmi nai rukti. Or ehtyat se sex karo kyun k. Bandoq se nikli fulad or pait se nikli oulad kabi wapis nai jati.

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Wife: Mai is ghr ma aik

Wife:

“Mai is ghr ma aik pal b nai rhu gi mai ja rahi hon.”

Husband:

“Jao lun pay charo.”

Wife:

“Ap ki ye hi batein to mujay rok laite hain nikaalo phir.

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Dosti BOOBS Nahi Jo Dab Jaye

Dosti BOOBS Nahi Jo Dab Jaye

Dosti LUN Nahi Jo Thak Jaye

Dosti GAAND Nahi Jo phatt Jaye

Dosti To PHUDDI Hai Mere Dost,

Jo waqt k sath GEHRI hoti jati hai. . .

Dedicate to all Phudu Frnds;

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Jb Wife Pregnant ho to us ki s

Jb Wife Pregnant ho to us ki sari Sahailiyan us k pait pe hath pher k kehti hein

Congratulations

Lekin

koi B husband ka

Lun pakr kr nhi kehti

“Well done ” “

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Sexy girl Mere aagay ung

Sexy girl

Mere aagay ungli dalo

Ah,ah

Mere peeche ungli dalo

Ah,ah

Mere moonh mai ungli dalo Ah,ah

Boy

lun kahan dalon

Girl

sms perne wale ki GAND me

Ah h,h

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Biwi: Maine khwab me LUN ka Ha

Biwi: Maine khwab me LUN ka Hafta Bazar dekha,her Trah k Lun thy, Lambe, Motay, Kalay, Sakht, Goray, Maza aa gya

Sardar: Uss me mera Lun b dekha hoga?

Wife: Han, Murjhaya hua Chota sa, sardar ko ghussa aaya,

Agli subah sardar: Maine khwab me phudi ka Etwar Bazar dekha, wah kya phudiyan thein, Chikni, Choti, Gori, Kali, Tight, Maza aagya,

Wife: Wahan meri phudi b dekhi hogi?

Sardar: Han ussi me to Bazar lga hua tha.

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PHUDDA NEWS Bhosri Ch

PHUDDA NEWS…

Bhosri Chok pr 1 Choot ne Khud-kush Hamla kia;

10 Lun Halaak

14 Chootein Zakhmi .

40 Mummay phat gaye .

Police ne 19 Tattay pakr liye aur 1 Lun farar aik Lun SMS parh raha hai.. aur hanstay huay soch raha hai k ye msg kis kis Lun ko frwrd krun…!

GEO News!

LUN utha k Geo!

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Koi Ek pal tou aisa ho Z

Koi Ek pal tou aisa ho

Zara sa dil behal jae

Tuje me soch na paon

Koi shab aisi tou guzre

Zara c ankh lag jaey

Koi aisa mahina ho

Na yadon ki ghata barsy

Ya wo lamha myasr ho

Me apne ap se mil lun..

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teri surat ko nigahun mai basa

teri surat ko nigahun mai basa k rakhun

dil ye kehta hey tjhe tjh se chura k rakhun

tjhe daikhun tjhe chahun tjh hi se piar karun

tere rung roop ko mai sb se chupa k rakhun

kr lun qaid apni dil mai tere jevan ko

tjhe main ishq ki zanjeer pehna k rakhun

koe bhi jaan na paey teri ankhun ki gehrae

main tjhe aesa kanwal jheel bna k rakhun

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Oye Bachi ka msg dekh k mobile

Oye Bachi ka msg dekh k mobile ki Chumiyaan lene wale Khasi,

Gand se sariye seedhe kerne wale Engineer,

Lun pe Sona uria dal k Bara kerne wale,

Google pe mardana Takat ke tarikay dhondne waly Sciencedan,

Raat ko Mashooq ka naam le le k muthe marne waly LoNdaybaz,

Samosay walay se 6 Lun walay Pakoray mangne walay Bhokay,

Lulli pe Lorra likh ke khushe se chalangay marnay walay Baander,

KAISA HAI RE??

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Hakeem: Beta hamesha apne se b

Hakeem: Beta hamesha apne se bari Aurat ko Maa, choti ko beti aur Hm umar ko Behen smajna.

Shagird : Pir ye LUN ap rakh Lo, dawaiyan peesnay k kam ayega..

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Meri aankhon main raho meri aa

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho,

Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.!

Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho,

Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho!

Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray,

Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray!

Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho!

Pyaar mera tujh say kahta hay,

Dil ki dharkan mein tu hi rehta hay!

Preet main teri ban k kho jaon,

Meera k jaisi tu bhi hoo jayai!

Ban k radha tum meri murli ki tano main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho.!!

Tujhey chaha hay tujhay chahonga,

Mai na chahat say ba’az aaonga,

Teri ulfat k jhulay ain jhulun,

Saath tu day tou aasman chu lun,

Gungunaon main tujhay, dil k taron main raho,

Meri aankhon mein raho, Meri aankhon mein raho

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:Pathan pani me lun dubo raha

:Pathan pani me lun dubo raha tha. WIFE: kia karte ho? PATHAN: khara nahi hota, WIFE:to pani me

Q dubo raha ho? PTHAN:dekh raha hun panchar to nhi hy

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Tchr: Btao TAX or SEX me kia F

Tchr: Btao TAX or SEX me kia Frq hy?

Stdnt: Koi Frq nhi h Janab Dono Same hn.

ek me “MONEY” jaib se nikalti h or dosre me “LUN” se… ;-

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Girl & Wakeel talking:

.”.Girl & Wakeel talking:

Wakeel:Ess admi ne aap k sath kya kiya Behen G?

Girl: Es ne mujhe zabardasti pakra

Wakeel: phir Behen G?

Girl. Phir es ne meri kameez phari

Wakeel: phir Behen G?

Girl: phir es ne mere Mummay pakre

Wakeel: phir Behen G?

Girl: phir es ne meri shalwar utaari

Wakeel: phir Behen G?

Girl: phir es ne mera underware utara aur tangein utha li.

Wakeel: phir behen G?

Girl:

Fer Tuwadi Pain nu LUN war gaya Wakeel Sahab.”.

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Pathan ki gaand py dana nikla

Pathan ki gaand py dana nikla

wo sheesha rakh k dany per dawai laga rha tha k lun khara ho gya

Pathan bola:

behnchod ka bacha

beth jao

apna hi gaand hai

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Agar 1 Taraf Sher khara ho b

Agar 1 Taraf Sher khara ho

Aur

Dusri Taraf

Mera LUN

Tu,

Tu Kis ki

Tarf jae ga..?

Hans mat Gandu!

Jan pyari Hai

Ya Gand..? 😛

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