1 intihai Bhenchod Shair Arz H

1 intihai Bhenchod Shair Arz Hai.

US Ne Honto Se Chu Kar Loray Main Nasha Kar Dia,

wah wah..!

Lun Ki Baat To Or Thi Yaaro! Us Ne Tatton Ko B Khara Kr Dia :-)

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Meri aankhon main raho meri aa

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho,

Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.!

Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho,

Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho!

Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray,

Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray!

Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho!

Pyaar mera tujh say kahta hay,

Dil ki dharkan mein tu hi rehta hay!

Preet main teri ban k kho jaon,

Meera k jaisi tu bhi hoo jayai!

Ban k radha tum meri murli ki tano main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho.!!

Tujhey chaha hay tujhay chahonga,

Mai na chahat say ba’az aaonga,

Teri ulfat k jhulay ain jhulun,

Saath tu day tou aasman chu lun,

Gungunaon main tujhay, dil k taron main raho,

Meri aankhon mein raho, Meri aankhon mein raho

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Hum sms k muqablay main zabard

Hum sms k muqablay main zabardasti k qail nahi

*”FARAZ”*

Jis ne karna hay kary nahi to mery LUN pe charay…!!!!

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Girl:50 Rupees dena Boy

Girl:50 Rupees dena.

Boy:Right jaib se le lo.

‘Jeib phati hoi thi LUN haath main Aa giya,

Girl:es main to nahi hain.

Boy:Left jaib se

le lo.

‘Wo jaib bhi phati hoi thi phir LUN haath main Aa giya.

Girl ghusey se: Behn chod k bachey.gaandu!

Paisa 1 nahi hy or LUN 2, 2

Rakhey hoey hain

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dooriyun ki ahmiyat ko aise qu

dooriyun ki ahmiyat ko aise qubool karna chahiye

har nazdeek vale se ummeedo ko door rakhna chahiye

lakht‘e‘jigar bana jiska vohi qatil nikla

gunaah‘e‘haq to kuchh hume bhi milna chahiye

sitam qayamat ke dhaaye usne itna na bataya

uske jaane ke baad hume kya karna chahiye

shauk shayri ke nikle farmaan muqaddar ke

ab hume kaghazon me hi rahna chahiye

koi jab har baat pe der tak hansta rahe

use phir bahut der tak gale se lagana chahiye

jise chaha dost jise dushman bana liya

kuchh to saamne vaale pe bhi chhodna chahiye

kal ko soch soch aaj bahut jee liya

aaj sochta hun aaj ko kal par chhodna chahiye

kya dun main kisi ko kya lun main kisi se

ye sabab‘e‘silsila khuda tujhe nahi dena chahiye

har rishta ishq se bana par ishq ka na bana “kaash“

tujhe mil gaya ab tujhe naseeb ko kuchh dena chahiye.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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meri aankhon main raho,

meri aankhon main raho,

Roshni ban k meray ghar k chiraghon main raho.!

Tera wada bhi na siyasi ho,

Ab fazaon mein na udasi ho!

Chuu k qadmon ko her khushi guzray,

Kash ab yun hi zindagi guzray!

Tum meray sath meray din meri raaton main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho meri aankhon main raho!

Pyaar mera tujh say kahta hay,

Dil ki dharkan mein tu hi rehta hay!

Preet main teri ban k kho jaon,

Meera k jaisi tu bhi hoo jayai!

Ban k radha tum meri murli ki tano main raho,

Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho.!!

Tujhey chaha hay tujhay chahonga,

Mai na chahat say ba?az aaonga,

Teri ulfat k jhulay ain jhulun,

Saath tu day tou aasman chu lun,

Gungunaon main tujhay, dil k taron main raho,

Meri aankhon mein raho,

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Pathan ka tota bahot galian ni

Pathan ka tota bahot galian nikalta tha. Wo Totey ko ek Molvi k pas le gia.

Aur sara qisa sunaya.

Molvi bola: Issay ek Haftay baad lay jana.

Jub pathan haftey bad tota leney gaya to

Molvi bola:

Is ki right tang khencho gay to Kalma paray ga.

or left khencho gay to salam kre ga.

Pathan bola agr 2no khenchoon to?

agey say tota bola:

“Te fajir meteri pain nu Lun v davan ga.”

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1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Larki

1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Larki Ka Putla Dekha,

Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.

Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.

BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.

Sardar:

Teri Bhen Nu Lun,

Botal Ander Ee tor dittiooo.

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Pathan: yar mere pas paise nhi

Pathan: yar mere pas paise nhi hy mjhe kpre lena hen kya krun?

Dost: To bank se loan le lo

Pathan: Loan to le lun magar hmko sirf cotton pehanne ki adat hai…

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Oye Bachi Ka Msg Dekh K Mobil

“Oye Bachi Ka Msg Dekh K Mobile Ki Chumiyan Lene Waley Khassi.

Gaand Se Sarye Seedhay Karne Waley Engineer.

Lun Pe Sona Yuria Daal K Bara Karne Waley Loru.

Google Pe Mardana Taqat K Tariqay Dhondne Waley Hejray.

Raat Ko Mashoq Ka Naam Le Le K Muthay Marne Waley Muthal.

Lulli Pe Lorra Likh K Khushi Se Chalangay Marne Waley Ganduu.

Khwaabo Me Bachi Chod Kar Subha Eitlam k bad khush Honay Wale Chutye.

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Kaisa hai ry tu?

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