LADY TEACHER: BOLO BACHO

LADY TEACHER:

BOLO BACHO

I 4 INK

J 4 JUG

K 4 KITE

L 4 LUN

OH!SORRY BACHO GALTI SE MOU SE NEKAL GAYA

BOY:

MADAM IS MEY SORRY KE KIYA BAAT HY

WAPAS MOU MEY LE LO

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Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC

Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office.

Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai.

Officer- Sorry Madam Hum

Public Property Per Insurance Nahi Karte.

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txt msg: hello ur mobile

txt msg: hello

ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb

txt msg: may i vibrate u?

ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead

txt msg: i came here just 2 say Goodnite to ur madam

ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u

txt msg: ur madam’s lover boy

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Height of double meaning

“Height of double meaning

A Dad Went To School

To Get Son’s Report Card,

Busy Madam To Dad,

“Abhi Nahi De Sakti.”

Dad,”Chalain Aap sirf Dekha hi Dain “aya tou main lenay hi tha.

Madam,”Main Sab Dikha Doon Gi kaha na Abi Nahi”

Dad,”Tu Pihr main Kab Aaun?”

Madam,”Periods Khatam Hony K Baad”;-)

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1 Hostle main Larkiyan Cycle C

1 Hostle main Larkiyan Cycle Chala Rahi Thin..

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Wo Khush Thi Or Bhot Shor Macha Rahi Thi..

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Madam Boli: Chup ho Jao Warna Cycle Pe Seat Lagwa doongi.

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Sabzi wala: Madam ap ne ye not

Sabzi wala: Madam ap ne ye note brezier se nikala hy?

Madm: Han Tmhyn kese pta chla?

Sabzi Wala: QAID-E-AZAM ka mu khula hua tha!!

Sabzi waly ne baqaya dia to aurat boli: tum ne y note pichli jaib se nikala hy?

sabzi wala: aap ko kese pata chala!

aurat: quaid-e-azam ki topi ghaib hy.

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Application to the Head

Application to

the Headmaster

in Punjabi…!

Mastra,

Guzarish A vay k Mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda,

Tusi kurian v alg kr ditian ne ty sadi class wich ek v kuri nai heygi,

Tay madam v koi khas kam di nai,

Enj ty nai kri da masom bachyan nal.

Sady nal kuriyan rakho nai ty feesan wapas kro.

J esstran v nai ho skda ty,

“kam waliyan” e soniyan rakh lo,

Bari mehrbani.

Tuada faithfully,

“Pappu Dukhi”

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Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti To

Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti …

Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga … ;->

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Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC

Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office.

Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai.

Officer- Sorry Madam Hum

Public Property Per Insurance Nahi Karte.

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1 baar exam me question aya hi

1 baar exam me question aya hips par essay likho

To Pathan apni pant khol kar hips dekh rha tha, tabhi ek bacha bola,

‘Madam Gul khan ne guide khol rakhi hai’..

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Madam bathroom se naha k nikli

Madam bathroom se naha k nikli to dekha nokar jhank raha tha,

Madam-kyu jhank rahe the?

Nokar-Apne hi to kaha tha me naha rahi ho tum DOODH

dekhte rehna:-D

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Pichli Line m betha bacha: mis

Pichli Line m betha bacha: miss mera shoe lace khul gaye hy plz meri help kr dain. Miss pas i or jab lace tie krne k liye jhuki to dekha k bacha us k boobs dekh raha hai. Miss: haramzade is liye mujhe bulaya? Bacha: nhi madam baki sari class ko aap ki gand dikhani […]

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Madam boy se : K

Madam boy se :-

Kahan hai copy ?

Kahan hai pen ?

Boy-Jabse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen ???

Tere mast-mast 2 nain,,

mere dil ka le gye chen

gayab hai copy or kho gya pen!…

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Ladies k Saath Dukaan daron Ka

Ladies k Saath Dukaan daron Ka Harami pan

Bank Cashier:

Madam ap So So k len gi

Fruit seller:

Baji zara kelay ka size to dekho,dil khush ho jayega

Cloth seller:

1 mint dekh to len. Phir len na len,apki merzi

Dhobi:

Baji,ap shalwar or kameez nikal do baqi kam mera

Easy load wala:

kitna dalon

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Ek Lady Ne Bus Me Khare

Ek Lady Ne Bus

Me Khare Boy Ko Thapar Mara,

Boy: Madam Break Lagne Ki Waja Se Dhakka Laga Hai.

Lady: 4 Bache Hain Mery..Dhakay Aur Jhatkay Sab Jaanti Hoon.

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A new vaccum salesman knocked

A new vaccum salesman knocked on da door!
A lady opened it!
Before she could speak, da salesman rushed into da living room and emptied a bag of cow shit.
Salesman: Madam if I c0uldn’t clean dis up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner in next 10 sec, i’ll EAT all this Shit!

Lady: Do U need Chilli Sauce with that?

Salesman: Y Madam?

Lady: Becuz there’s no electricty in house!

MORAL: ziyada over nhi hona chaye

PUBLIC SERVICE MSG BY WAPDAon the carpet

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An application to the he

An application to the

head master in Punjabi.

guzarish hai k mera hun school

aan nu dil nai karda

tusi bachian wi alag kar dittian ne

te sadi calss vich ek v kuri nai hagi

tay madam v koi khas pataka nai

hor ni tay kuj kam valiyaan he sonyan rakh lavo

bari meharbani howe gi.

tuada faithfull

pappu chammay

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ladies ke saath dukaan daaron

ladies ke saath dukaan daaron ka harami pan.

bank cashier:_- madam ap so so k len gi?

fruit seller:- baji zara keley ka size to dekho dil khush ho jayega.

cloth seller:- 1 mint dekh ot len phir len na len apki marzi

dhobi:-baji aap shalwar or kameez nikal do baqi kaam mera

easy load:- kitna daalon?

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Studnet to Teachr: Madam are y

Studnet to Teachr: Madam are you Hen?

Teachr: Shut Up! Why are you asking?

Student: Why you alway give me “Aanda” in test.

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Sabziwala: Madam ye 500 ka not

Sabziwala: Madam ye 500 ka note blouse se nikla hai

kya?

Madam: haan par apko kaise pata chala?

Sabziwala: Gandhi ji ka mu abhi bhi khula hua hai!

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MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant

MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar-

How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally?

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Sardar- Juice Bana K De Do Na Madam…

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MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant

MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar-

How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally?

Sardar- Juice Bana K De Do Na Madam…

=P

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A blonde girl enters a store t

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.

She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.”

The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.”

And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”

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* Teacher: Batao Ban

*. . .Teacher:

Batao Bandariya aur Larki Me Kiya Cheez “COMMON” hai..?

Student:

Madam aik hi Chez Common hai..

Dono “KELA” dekh kar Pagal ho Jati hai. . .*

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1 miraasi ka bacha school dak

“1 miraasi ka bacha school dakhil ho gya…

Teacher ne kaha k 2 ka paharra sunao…

Wo bola: Madam monitor noo akho naal halki halki Dholki v wajaye…

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*Height of chillness enteri

…*Height of chillness entering late in the class without permison & saying to madam…

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Swettie…

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Carry on don’t stop for me…23*

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Teacher 2 pathan:Tum kahan pai

Teacher 2 pathan:Tum kahan paida hue?

Pathan: Khyber Pakhtonkhua

Teachr:Is k Spellng batao

Pathan: Madam thehro Hm ko lagta hy hm U.K me paida hua tha…!

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In class madam said write ur l

In class madam said write ur lover name on paper

After 2 second boys said:

Finished

After 1hour girlz:

Xtra sheet plz

Moral:larkiyan boht mehanti hoti hain

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Behind Every FAIL Student Ther

Behind Every FAIL Student There Is A HOT Girlfriend

And

What About TOPPERS?

A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se

Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain. :-

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1 Aurat lahore k heera mundi s

1 Aurat lahore k heera mundi se bolne wala tota le i ghr aty hi tota bola:

oy hoy nva adda nvi madam

itne me uski jawan beti i

tota bola: lo ji navi kuri v ayi a

sham ko aurat k shohar haji sahab aye

tota bola:Nava adda,navi madam,navi kuri.

Te customer ohi purana

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WHO ROOYA TO BHOUT ,PER MUJ SA

WHO ROOYA TO BHOUT ,PER MUJ SAY MOUN MOUR KA ROOYA.

KOI MAJBORI HO GI, JO DIL TOOR KAR ROOYA,…

MARAY SAMNAIN KIYA ,MARI TASWEER KAY KAYIE TUKRAY,,..

PATHAA CHALA MARAY PHEECHAY WO UNHAIN JOOR KAY ROOYA,..

FROM RAJA SAQIB DHUKHI 2 MY BEWAFA SANAM MADAM MADIHA OF MZD AZAD KASHMIR. WHO HATES ME A VERY MUCH.

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Aasman mein kaali ghata chhayi

Aasman mein kaali ghata chhayi hai,

aaj phir principal say maar khai hai,

sub kehtay hai sudhar jaa,

par kya karen aaj Madam phir sheela ban kar aayi hain..;-

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Teacher bacho batao BILLI k i

Teacher; bacho batao BILLI k itne zyada bachay kyon hote hain? bacha : madam agar aap b galiyoun main pherin gi to yehi haal ho ga ……….,

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SIX aur SEX mainkiya farq hai

SIX aur SEX mainkiya farq hai..?

very simple.

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utha k maaro tou SIX or litaa k maaro tou SEX.

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hath uper hon tou SIX aur tangen uper hon to SEX.

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cheekh khushi say niklay tou SIX, dard sy nikly tou SEX.

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MADAM NARGIS ki kitab

“jawani k chaskay”

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Subha k ujalay main br

Subha k ujalay main

Soraj ki kirnun main

Doup ki chawon main

Parendoun k nagmun main

Hawa ki sadauon main

Kalieon ki adauon main

Gulab ki khshbo main

Jumate patoun ki sarsarahat main

Sham k madam andere main

Umeed ki arzo k khamosh saware main

Nadiya k behtay Pani Main

Samandar ki pur soz lehron main

Chand ki chandani main

Asman k taron main

Raat k sannatey main

Raag ki ragni main

Baatoun ki shasahi main

Shama ki kapkapti roshni main

Tanhai k khamosh palon main

Yaadon k banwar main

Adi raat k akri pehar main

Ajiz ki Arzo main kya dekha

MUHABAT

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Height Of Innocence: b

Height Of Innocence:

Small Kid (On phone): Madam, My son Will Not Come to School Today.

Madam: Who Are You??

Kid: My Papa Is Speaking..! 😀

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Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko S

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi

Teacher: “Bachho Ye Duniya Gol Hai”

Ye Baat Sun Ke Pappu Ne Hath Khada Kiya, Teacher Ne Pucha Bolo Kya Kahna Chahte Ho

Pappu: “Madam Ji, Aap Kahti Hai To Man Leta Hun, Warna Daddy To Kahte Hai Ki Duniya Madharchod Hai“

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Teacher: Mein Teri Maa

Teacher:

Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe

2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti…

Student:

Madam

Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa

Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga…

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7 Nangay Larkay Apna Apna Khar

7 Nangay Larkay Apna Apna Khara ker k Road Pe Kharay Thay,

1 Aurat Ne Poocha:

Are You Advertising For Condoms.?

Larkay: Nahi Madam Ye

7″UP”ka new Add Hai

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Madam: Kisi B Ghar Ki Rakhwali

Madam: Kisi B Ghar Ki Rakhwali K Lye Kutta Sb Sy Behtrin Janwar Hy

Studnt: Is Ka Matlb Humara Mulk Mehfoz Hy?

Madam: Nahi Nasal Nasal Main Fark Hota Hy.. :

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1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola

1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola-madam main aap ko kaisa lagta hun?

Madam boli

SO SWEET

BACHA apni side Ke Larki se bola

dekha maine kaha tha na

line marti hai

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Girls college ki building

Girls college ki building

ko aag lag gai,

College ki sub girls door khari

Huns rahi thi

k

Chalo ab college to nahi

Aana parega Lekin

Ek

khubsorat larki Ro rahi thi Ek

madam ne pocha

”Beti! Tum kyun ro rahi ho”?

Larki ne rote howe jawab diya

Madam meri book me

” UMAR ” ka number tha wo jal gaye.

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Girl, Book store main sales ma

Girl, Book store main sales man se,

kia aap k pass ye kitab hai, “Larkiyan Zaheen Hoti Hain?”

Sales man: Madam Lateefon ki kitabain Doosri taraf rakhi hain

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Girl in book store asked from

Girl in book store asked from sales man:

“ap k pas wo book hai, “girls are intelligent””?.

Salesman: Madam, Jokes book 2sri side par hain… 😉

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LADY:Saari may agar ek bhi sur

LADY:Saari may agar ek bhi suraakh dikha,to saari wapis kar dun gi.

DUKANDAAR:

madam Ji, aap “Suraakh”dikha dayn to,

Saari apko free may de doon ga. .*

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