Behind Every FAIL Student Ther

Behind Every FAIL Student There Is A HOT Girlfriend

And

What About TOPPERS?

A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se

Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain. :-

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ladies ke saath dukaan daaron

ladies ke saath dukaan daaron ka harami pan.

bank cashier:_- madam ap so so k len gi?

fruit seller:- baji zara keley ka size to dekho dil khush ho jayega.

cloth seller:- 1 mint dekh ot len phir len na len apki marzi

dhobi:-baji aap shalwar or kameez nikal do baqi kaam mera

easy load:- kitna daalon?

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Sabziwala: Madam ye 500 ka not

Sabziwala: Madam ye 500 ka note blouse se nikla hai

kya?

Madam: haan par apko kaise pata chala?

Sabziwala: Gandhi ji ka mu abhi bhi khula hua hai!

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Studnet to Teachr: Madam are y

Studnet to Teachr: Madam are you Hen?

Teachr: Shut Up! Why are you asking?

Student: Why you alway give me “Aanda” in test.

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Teacher: Mein Teri Maa

Teacher:

Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe

2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti…

Student:

Madam

Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa

Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga…

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LADY TEACHER: BOLO BACHO

LADY TEACHER:

BOLO BACHO

I 4 INK

J 4 JUG

K 4 KITE

L 4 LUN

OH!SORRY BACHO GALTI SE MOU SE NEKAL GAYA

BOY:

MADAM IS MEY SORRY KE KIYA BAAT HY

WAPAS MOU MEY LE LO

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Girl, Book store main sales ma

Girl, Book store main sales man se,

kia aap k pass ye kitab hai, “Larkiyan Zaheen Hoti Hain?”

Sales man: Madam Lateefon ki kitabain Doosri taraf rakhi hain

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Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko S

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi

Teacher: “Bachho Ye Duniya Gol Hai”

Ye Baat Sun Ke Pappu Ne Hath Khada Kiya, Teacher Ne Pucha Bolo Kya Kahna Chahte Ho

Pappu: “Madam Ji, Aap Kahti Hai To Man Leta Hun, Warna Daddy To Kahte Hai Ki Duniya Madharchod Hai“

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Madam: Kisi B Ghar Ki Rakhwali

Madam: Kisi B Ghar Ki Rakhwali K Lye Kutta Sb Sy Behtrin Janwar Hy

Studnt: Is Ka Matlb Humara Mulk Mehfoz Hy?

Madam: Nahi Nasal Nasal Main Fark Hota Hy.. :

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Subha k ujalay main br

Subha k ujalay main

Soraj ki kirnun main

Doup ki chawon main

Parendoun k nagmun main

Hawa ki sadauon main

Kalieon ki adauon main

Gulab ki khshbo main

Jumate patoun ki sarsarahat main

Sham k madam andere main

Umeed ki arzo k khamosh saware main

Nadiya k behtay Pani Main

Samandar ki pur soz lehron main

Chand ki chandani main

Asman k taron main

Raat k sannatey main

Raag ki ragni main

Baatoun ki shasahi main

Shama ki kapkapti roshni main

Tanhai k khamosh palon main

Yaadon k banwar main

Adi raat k akri pehar main

Ajiz ki Arzo main kya dekha

MUHABAT

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