Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC

Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office.

Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai.

Officer- Sorry Madam Hum

Public Property Per Insurance Nahi Karte.

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txt msg: hello ur mobile

txt msg: hello

ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb

txt msg: may i vibrate u?

ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead

txt msg: i came here just 2 say Goodnite to ur madam

ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u

txt msg: ur madam’s lover boy

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Height of double meaning

“Height of double meaning

A Dad Went To School

To Get Son’s Report Card,

Busy Madam To Dad,

“Abhi Nahi De Sakti.”

Dad,”Chalain Aap sirf Dekha hi Dain “aya tou main lenay hi tha.

Madam,”Main Sab Dikha Doon Gi kaha na Abi Nahi”

Dad,”Tu Pihr main Kab Aaun?”

Madam,”Periods Khatam Hony K Baad”;-)

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1 Hostle main Larkiyan Cycle C

1 Hostle main Larkiyan Cycle Chala Rahi Thin..

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Wo Khush Thi Or Bhot Shor Macha Rahi Thi..

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Madam Boli: Chup ho Jao Warna Cycle Pe Seat Lagwa doongi.

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Sabzi wala: Madam ap ne ye not

Sabzi wala: Madam ap ne ye note brezier se nikala hy?

Madm: Han Tmhyn kese pta chla?

Sabzi Wala: QAID-E-AZAM ka mu khula hua tha!!

Sabzi waly ne baqaya dia to aurat boli: tum ne y note pichli jaib se nikala hy?

sabzi wala: aap ko kese pata chala!

aurat: quaid-e-azam ki topi ghaib hy.

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Application to the Head

Application to

the Headmaster

in Punjabi…!

Mastra,

Guzarish A vay k Mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda,

Tusi kurian v alg kr ditian ne ty sadi class wich ek v kuri nai heygi,

Tay madam v koi khas kam di nai,

Enj ty nai kri da masom bachyan nal.

Sady nal kuriyan rakho nai ty feesan wapas kro.

J esstran v nai ho skda ty,

“kam waliyan” e soniyan rakh lo,

Bari mehrbani.

Tuada faithfully,

“Pappu Dukhi”

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Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti To

Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti …

Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga … ;->

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