ladies ke saath dukaan daaron

ladies ke saath dukaan daaron ka harami pan.

bank cashier:_- madam ap so so k len gi?

fruit seller:- baji zara keley ka size to dekho dil khush ho jayega.

cloth seller:- 1 mint dekh ot len phir len na len apki marzi

dhobi:-baji aap shalwar or kameez nikal do baqi kaam mera

easy load:- kitna daalon?

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* Teacher: Batao Ban

*. . .Teacher:

Batao Bandariya aur Larki Me Kiya Cheez “COMMON” hai..?

Student:

Madam aik hi Chez Common hai..

Dono “KELA” dekh kar Pagal ho Jati hai. . .*

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Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC

Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office.

Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai.

Officer- Sorry Madam Hum

Public Property Per Insurance Nahi Karte.

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A blonde girl enters a store t

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.

She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.”

The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.”

And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”

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Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC

Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office.

Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai.

Officer- Sorry Madam Hum

Public Property Per Insurance Nahi Karte.

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Girl, Book store main sales ma

Girl, Book store main sales man se,

kia aap k pass ye kitab hai, “Larkiyan Zaheen Hoti Hain?”

Sales man: Madam Lateefon ki kitabain Doosri taraf rakhi hain

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Aasman mein kaali ghata chhayi

Aasman mein kaali ghata chhayi hai,

aaj phir principal say maar khai hai,

sub kehtay hai sudhar jaa,

par kya karen aaj Madam phir sheela ban kar aayi hain..;-

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1 Hostle main Larkiyan Cycle C

1 Hostle main Larkiyan Cycle Chala Rahi Thin..

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Wo Khush Thi Or Bhot Shor Macha Rahi Thi..

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Madam Boli: Chup ho Jao Warna Cycle Pe Seat Lagwa doongi.

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In class madam said write ur l

In class madam said write ur lover name on paper

After 2 second boys said:

Finished

After 1hour girlz:

Xtra sheet plz

Moral:larkiyan boht mehanti hoti hain

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LADY TEACHER: BOLO BACHO

LADY TEACHER:

BOLO BACHO

I 4 INK

J 4 JUG

K 4 KITE

L 4 LUN

OH!SORRY BACHO GALTI SE MOU SE NEKAL GAYA

BOY:

MADAM IS MEY SORRY KE KIYA BAAT HY

WAPAS MOU MEY LE LO

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