Abhi Raat bohat ho gai hy or S

Abhi Raat bohat ho gai hy or Suraj b Sar pe hy Fan b band hy phir b Sardi lag rhi hy Paseene se bura haal ho chuka hy Main abhi bike start kar k taxi mein beth kr Rikshaw se utar k Bus waly ko kiraya de k Station ja rha hun Dost ki Flight hy wo Dubai se aa rha hy usko Pakistan jana hy or Cycle b Puncture ho gai hy Petrol mil gaya to Ghora gaari mai baith jaon ga wesy Aj paidal chalne mai maza a rha hy

Moral:

FARIG logon ko kuch b bhejdo parhen ge zaror.

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Agr Koi Apko SMS Ya Miscalls D

Agr Koi Apko SMS Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar raha Hy Tu

Uska Number Facebook Par

Larki K Naam Se Likh Den aur Maza Dekhain.

Zubaida Aapa K Chechoray Totke.

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EID TO NAAM HAI DIL KI KHUSHI

EID TO NAAM HAI DIL KI KHUSHI KI REET KA

JAB DIL MAIN KHUSHI NA HO PHIR KIA MAZA EID KA

ANKHON KO AGAR AB KAY BARAS HOJAYE TUMHARI DEED

PHIR DIL KO MAZA AYE GA AB KAY BARAS KI EID KA

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mujh ko shikast e dil ka maza

mujh ko shikast-e-dil ka maza yad aa gaya

tum kyon udaas ho kya yaad aa gaya

kahane ko zindaii thi bahut muKhtasar magar

kuchh yuuN basar hui ke Khuda yad aa gaya

vaaiz salam le ke chala maikade ko main

firdaus-e-gum_shuda ka pata yaad aa gaya

barase bagair hi jo ghata ghir ke khul gai

ek bevafa ka ahd-e-vafa yaad aa gaya

mangenge ab dua ke use bhul jaayen ham

lekin jo vo bevaqt-e-duaa yaad aa gaya

hairat hai tum ko dekh ke masjid men ai ‘Khumar’

kyaa baat ho gai jo Khuda yaad aa gaya

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Girl friend k hontoun par she

‘Girl friend k hontoun par shehed laga kar kiss ki jaye tu gulabjaman ka maza aye ga aur khansi bhi theek ho jay gi. . .

Zubaida Apa ki Jawani k Lazeez Totkey

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Mobile ko Vibration Pe Rakh K

Mobile ko Vibration Pe Rakh K Rubber K Saath “Lulli” Pe Baandhein,

Phir 2nd Mobile Se Miss Call Pe

Miss Call Continue Karne Se Chudai Ka Maza Ata Hay.

(Veena Malik k totky)

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Agar Nazle Aur Khansi k

Agar Nazle Aur Khansi

k Saath Saath Namkeen

Balghum b Aa Raha Ho

Tou Thori Cheeni Kh Le’n

Us Se Aap Ko

.

.

.

Rabri Ka Maza Aaye Ga

(Zubaida Aapa k Lazeez

Totke

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Paane se khonay ka maza aur ha

Paane se khonay ka maza aur hai…

Bandh aankhon main rone ka maza aur hai…

Aansoo bane lafz aur lafz bane shayari…

aur uss shayari main tere hone ka maza aur hai…

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MERI SAADGI MERA JURAM HAI

‘”MERI SAADGI MERA JURAM HAI”

Yahan chahton ka sila Nahi,

Yaha Dosti ka Maza Nahi.

Yaha Janay Kaisy Hawa Chali,

“RAHI” Doston Main Wafa Nahi.

Yaha Jal Gaya Mera Aashian,

Abhi Badalon ko Pata Nahi.

Teray Dar Pe Dastak Dei Sakon,

Ye Haq Tum ne Mujey Dia Nahi.

Main “RAHI” Hoon Rahi-e-Umeed ka,

Mujey Manzilon ka Pata Nahi.

Bey Bus Hoon Jahan Main Itna,

Jaisey Mera koi “KHUDA” Nahi.

meri saadgi mera juram hai,

koi aur meri khata nahi…

R.A..RAHI’

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Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panja

Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui.

uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha,

paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay ka swab hota hay

bivi maan gai, Bohat maza aya,

Kuch deir baad boli: suno!1 or kafir maar lein.

Wo ready ho geya.

Kuch deir baad phir,phir,phir…

Molvi:Bus ker de ab tou momin bhi shaheed hone wala hay.

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Pathan ko 1 Lawaris Bandar mil

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris Bandar mila

Wo Usay Police Station le gya

Inspector:

Isay Zoo le jao

Agly roz inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar k sath Bus Stop per dekha

Inspector:

isay Zoo nhi le k gye?

Pathan:

Kal gaye thy

khob ghome

Bara Maza aya:-)

Aaj Sea View ja rahe hen..:-D:-D

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Ek ghazal woh bhi sunaaein to

Ek ghazal woh bhi sunaaein to maza aa jaye,

Kuch aanso woh bhi bahaaein to maza aa jaye.

Keh do saaqi se mera gham bohat gehra hai,

Woh nazron se pilaaein to maza aa jaye.

Sun k mera gham woh bohat roein gi,

Aaj phir mehfil mein bulaaein to maza aa jaye.

Nafrat hi sahi koi rishta to hai qaem,

Woh dushmani bhi nibhaaein to maza aa jaye.

Us k zehar ko bhi ham jaam samajh lein ge,

Woh apne haathon se pilaaein to maza aa jay.

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Ek pyari si surat, br

Ek pyari si surat,

Ek masum sa chehra,

Do jheel si ankhe,

Kuchh mithi mithi baate

Ek nazuk ada,

Kuchh masti kuchh maza,

Thodi si shrarat,

Bahut sari mohabbat,

Ek bholi si muskan,

Ooncha urnay ka armaan,

Sabse alag sabse juda,

Jiski hai pyari har ek ada…

Kahin wo TUM tho nahi…

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Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha

Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha.

Jab Wo Wapis Aya

To Us K Baap Ny Pucha:

Urh K Kaisa Laga?

He Replied:

Bohat Maza Ayaa,

Muje Dekh K

Har Koi Taaliyan Baja Rha Thaa….

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Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha b

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,

Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?

Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,

Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,

Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,

Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

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Hamary baad nahi aay ga Tu

Hamary baad nahi aay ga Tumhain chahat ka aesa Maza,

Tum logon sy khud kehtay phiro gay “mujay chaho us ki Trah….”.

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Waqt k Saath Badalnay Ka Hunar

Waqt k Saath Badalnay Ka Hunar To Har Koi Rakhta Hay “sagar”-

Maza To Tab Hay Waqt Badal Jaye Per Insan Na Badlay…!

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Dunya Chaand Per jane K Liye B

Dunya Chaand Per jane K Liye Beytaab Hai.

Hum Khush-Naseeb Hain k Zameen Per Rehty Huey Chaand Ka Maza Le Rahy Hain

Ye PAKISTAN Nahi CHAAND ka Tukra Hai

Aur Chaand Per

Na Light Hoti Hai,

Na Paani,

Na Gas,

Na Aata,

Na Cheeni,

So plz No Tension,

Enjoy Your Life on Moon.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

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Humesha muskura kay aansooun k

Humesha muskura kay aansooun ko chupaya

Ghum ko chupanay ka yehi rasta nazar aaya

Kis kis ko batatey behtey ashkon ka sabab

Kay derd-e-dil dil main kis nay jagaya

Mehfilon main kahin bhi maza na raha

Rakha dil pay pather to khud ko sajaya

Baat bay baat apni aahain daba ker

Yaron kay dermiyan kis qadar muskuraya

Na thi chah kabhi mujahy mankashi ki

Jaam-e-wafa kisi bay wafa nay pilaya

Kya muqadar say shikwa kertey rahain

Jo qismat main tha wohi kuch to paaya

Yeh kis mor pay aagaee hain umeedain

Kay saaya-e-manzil nazar main na aaya

Apnoon nay palat kay daykha tak nahin

Ghairon nay aaker galay say lagaaya

Acha hua kay raaz khul hi gaya

Dil-e-nadaan pay khanjar kis nay chalaya

Shab-o-roz chahat sila yeh hay shaiki

Dil kay tukrey huay wo chunney na aaya

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LARKI PATANE KE 101 TARIKE

LARKI PATANE KE 101 TARIKE –

{***} Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai

{***} Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut samay tak baat kar sakti hai aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai

{***} Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap (Jinhe Patana hai) unhe hi dekhte rahe, aisa karne se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jayegi

{***} Aap ki Parosan agar SchoolCollege jane ke liye nikal rahi ho to aap unke sang hole aur unse baat karte hue aap bhi jaye aisa Continue 3 Dino tak kare aur 4th Din mat jana, wo 5th Din aapse zaror puchegi kal kyun nahi aaye aur iss tarah mulakat se aap use Pata hi lenge

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a pathaan was fucking a prosti

a pathaan was fucking a prostitute at his very best,

during fucking, pathaan asked

kiu jaanu maza aa raha hay?

prostitute : nahi, kuch mahsoos he nahi ho raha.

pathaan ne apna catta hua hath uski phudi me daala or khub jhatkaye diye.

at the end pathaan asked her proudly,

kiu aisaa mazza kisi ne diya haye kabhi?

prostitute: ha aik banda tha us ney is sey b ziyada maza diya tha.

pathaan replied in angry mood : us haraami ki taang catti hui ho gy phir

:)

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himmat e iltija nahin baqibr

himmat-e-iltija nahin baqi

zabt ka hausla nahin baqi

ik teri did chin gai mujh se

warna duniya main kya nahin baqi

apni mashq-e-sitam se hath na khench

main nahin ya wafa nahin baqi

teri chashm-e-alamnawaz ki khair

dil main koi gila nahin baqi

ho chuka khatm ahad-e-hijr-o-wisal

zindagi main maza nahin baqi

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KHwAJA GHULAM FAREED b

KHwAJA GHULAM FAREED

Pta Yar Di Yari da Aenj Lgda Ae

Jido Yar nu Yar di khech Howe

Edron mein niklan tey odron tu niklen

Milap dovan da gali dey wich howe

wajje Teer Judai da wich Seenay

Zakham 2 hovan tey Dard 1 howe

Ghulam Freeda

Yaari da maza tad onda

Lashaan 2 hovan te Qabar 1 howe.

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Chaman Ka Haal Tu Yeh Hai K Kh

Chaman Ka Haal Tu Yeh Hai K Khaak Urti Hai

Kidhar Se Hoke Baharoon Ke Karwan Guzray

Diyar-e-YaarSara Safar Anokha Tha

Kadam Kadam Pe Naya Deyke Imtihan Guzray

Saba Bhi Aai Tu Phooloon Ke Mooh Jholas K Gai

Yahan Se Aber Bhi Barsa K Bijliyaan Guzray

Jo Chup Rahein Tu Malamat Karay Zamir Humein

Khari Khari Jo Kahein ? Aap Ko Giraan Guzray

Guzarnay Ko Tu Musibat K Din Guzar Hi Gaye

Baray Hi Gehray Mager Chor Kar Nishaan Guzray

Sahi Gayin Na Tagaful Ki Chand Nazrein Bhi

Hain Sharamsar K Is Dil Main Kia Gumaan Guzray

Kabhi Tu War Raqeeboon K Day Gaye Hain Maza

Kabhi Tu Piyaar Azizoon K Bhi Giraan Guzray

Aye Dil Sambhal K Kisi Ko Hisab Dayna Hai

Ke Zindagani Ke Lamhay Kahan Kahan Guzray

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Hamare baad nahi aaega Tumhain

Hamare baad nahi aaega Tumhain chahat ka aesa Maza,

Tum logon se khud kehtay phiro gay mujay chaho us ki Trah…..

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Usne Humse Pucha Teri R

Usne Humse Pucha

Teri Raza Kya He

Q Krte Ho Pasand

Wajah Kya He



Kaise Batau Use

Meri Khata Kya He

Jo Waja Se Kare Pasand

Usme Maza Kya He.

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hum itnay sweet nehi k sugar h

hum itnay sweet nehi k sugar hoja na itnay salty hai k B.P ho jay na itnay testy hai k maza a jay na ure na hi itnay karway hai app ko yaad na aye

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MERI SAADGI MERA JURAM HAI

“MERI SAADGI MERA JURAM HAI”

Yahan chahton ka sila Nahi,

Yaha Dosti ka Maza Nahi.

Yaha Janay Kaisy Hawa Chali,

“RAHI” Doston Main Wafa Nahi.

Yaha Jal Gaya Mera Aashian,

Abhi Badalon ko Pata Nahi.

Teray Dar Pe Dastak Dei Sakon,

Ye Haq Tum ne Mujey Dia Nahi.

Main “RAHI” Hoon Rahi-e-Umeed ka,

Mujey Manzilon ka Pata Nahi.

Bey Bus Hoon Jahan Main Itna,

Jaisey Mera koi “KHUDA” Nahi.

meri saadgi mera juram hai,

koi aur meri khata nahi…

R.A..RAHI

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CNN se raat ko us american foj

CNN se raat ko us american foji ne interview dety hue kaha, Jisne Abbotabad opration mai hissa lia tha, k jab hum USAMA BIN LADIN ko pakerny gae to 3rd floor pr pohanch k mai ne dekha k 1 room mai light on hy, mujhe shak hua k is room mai koe hy, mai ne ahista se darwaza khola or heran hua k USAMA mere samny 1 khubsurat libas mai khra hy, mai ne usko hands up kaha, mai soch rha tha k mar dun ya zinda pakrun, Usama ne dayan hath apni jaib mai dala, mai ne boht smjhaya k don’t move, but Usama ne jaib se aik packet nikala or meri tarf phenka or kaha

(MAZA AWAMI TE KHA BADAMI)

Ghor sy parhne ka shukrya.

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MEDICAL GHAZAL Ch

MEDICAL GHAZAL

Chalo ao Ab mosam Ka Maza Chakhen

Tamam Dawain Bachoun Ki Pohonch Se Door Rakhen

Tum Se Milne Ki Ab Kya Justujo Karen

Tabeyat Zyada Kharab Ho To Doctor Se Rujou Karen

Hamari Chahat Ka Kuch To Khayal Karen

Syrap Ko Achi Tarha Hila Kar Istemal Karen

Dil Mera Toot Gaya Uthi Jab Us Ki Doli

Subha Dopeher Sham Aik Aik Goli

Dil mera Ishq Karne Pe RazaMand rhe ga

Juma K Din Clinic Band rhe ga..

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Baar baar khafa ho, baar baar

Baar baar khafa ho, baar baar manayenge

Na tum baaz aaoge, na hum baaz aayenge

Jo tum ruth jaao to maza hai manaane ka

Aji bahana khoob milega hume tumhe gale lagaane ka..

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Girl Hila Zor Se Hila,

Girl;

Hila Zor Se Hila,

Poora Hila,

Aage Peeche Kar K Hila,

Dil Se Hila,

Tail Dall K Hila,

Jitna Hiley Ga Utna Maza Aey Ga,

Warna

.

.

HALWA Jal Jay Ga

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Chaman Ka Haal Tu Yeh Hai K Kh

Chaman Ka Haal Tu Yeh Hai K Khaak Urti Hai

Kidhar Se Hoke Baharoon Ke Karwan Guzray

Diyar-e-YaarSara Safar Anokha Tha

Kadam Kadam Pe Naya Deyke Imtihan Guzray

Saba Bhi Aai Tu Phooloon Ke Mooh Jholas K Gai

Yahan Se Aber Bhi Barsa K Bijliyaan Guzray

Jo Chup Rahein Tu Malamat Karay Zamir Humein

Khari Khari Jo Kahein ? Aap Ko Giraan Guzray

Guzarnay Ko Tu Musibat K Din Guzar Hi Gaye

Baray Hi Gehray Mager Chor Kar Nishaan Guzray

Sahi Gayin Na Tagaful Ki Chand Nazrein Bhi

Hain Sharamsar K Is Dil Main Kia Gumaan Guzray

Kabhi Tu War Raqeeboon K Day Gaye Hain Maza

Kabhi Tu Piyaar Azizoon K Bhi Giraan Guzray

Aye Dil Sambhal K Kisi Ko Hisab Dayna Hai

Ke Zindagani Ke Lamhay Kahan Kahan Guzray……

R.F

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