Mobile ko Vibration Pe Rakh K

Mobile ko Vibration Pe Rakh K Rubber K Saath “Lulli” Pe Baandhein,

Phir 2nd Mobile Se Miss Call Pe

Miss Call Continue Karne Se Chudai Ka Maza Ata Hay.

(Veena Malik k totky)

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Agar Nazle Aur Khansi k

Agar Nazle Aur Khansi

k Saath Saath Namkeen

Balghum b Aa Raha Ho

Tou Thori Cheeni Kh Le’n

Us Se Aap Ko

.

.

.

Rabri Ka Maza Aaye Ga

(Zubaida Aapa k Lazeez

Totke

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Paane se khonay ka maza aur ha

Paane se khonay ka maza aur hai…

Bandh aankhon main rone ka maza aur hai…

Aansoo bane lafz aur lafz bane shayari…

aur uss shayari main tere hone ka maza aur hai…

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MERI SAADGI MERA JURAM HAI

‘”MERI SAADGI MERA JURAM HAI”

Yahan chahton ka sila Nahi,

Yaha Dosti ka Maza Nahi.

Yaha Janay Kaisy Hawa Chali,

“RAHI” Doston Main Wafa Nahi.

Yaha Jal Gaya Mera Aashian,

Abhi Badalon ko Pata Nahi.

Teray Dar Pe Dastak Dei Sakon,

Ye Haq Tum ne Mujey Dia Nahi.

Main “RAHI” Hoon Rahi-e-Umeed ka,

Mujey Manzilon ka Pata Nahi.

Bey Bus Hoon Jahan Main Itna,

Jaisey Mera koi “KHUDA” Nahi.

meri saadgi mera juram hai,

koi aur meri khata nahi…

R.A..RAHI’

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Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panja

Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui.

uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha,

paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay ka swab hota hay

bivi maan gai, Bohat maza aya,

Kuch deir baad boli: suno!1 or kafir maar lein.

Wo ready ho geya.

Kuch deir baad phir,phir,phir…

Molvi:Bus ker de ab tou momin bhi shaheed hone wala hay.

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Pathan ko 1 Lawaris Bandar mil

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris Bandar mila

Wo Usay Police Station le gya

Inspector:

Isay Zoo le jao

Agly roz inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar k sath Bus Stop per dekha

Inspector:

isay Zoo nhi le k gye?

Pathan:

Kal gaye thy

khob ghome

Bara Maza aya:-)

Aaj Sea View ja rahe hen..:-D:-D

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Ek ghazal woh bhi sunaaein to

Ek ghazal woh bhi sunaaein to maza aa jaye,

Kuch aanso woh bhi bahaaein to maza aa jaye.

Keh do saaqi se mera gham bohat gehra hai,

Woh nazron se pilaaein to maza aa jaye.

Sun k mera gham woh bohat roein gi,

Aaj phir mehfil mein bulaaein to maza aa jaye.

Nafrat hi sahi koi rishta to hai qaem,

Woh dushmani bhi nibhaaein to maza aa jaye.

Us k zehar ko bhi ham jaam samajh lein ge,

Woh apne haathon se pilaaein to maza aa jay.

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Ek pyari si surat, br

Ek pyari si surat,

Ek masum sa chehra,

Do jheel si ankhe,

Kuchh mithi mithi baate

Ek nazuk ada,

Kuchh masti kuchh maza,

Thodi si shrarat,

Bahut sari mohabbat,

Ek bholi si muskan,

Ooncha urnay ka armaan,

Sabse alag sabse juda,

Jiski hai pyari har ek ada…

Kahin wo TUM tho nahi…

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Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha

Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha.

Jab Wo Wapis Aya

To Us K Baap Ny Pucha:

Urh K Kaisa Laga?

He Replied:

Bohat Maza Ayaa,

Muje Dekh K

Har Koi Taaliyan Baja Rha Thaa….

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Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha b

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,

Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?

Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,

Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,

Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,

Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

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Hamary baad nahi aay ga Tu

Hamary baad nahi aay ga Tumhain chahat ka aesa Maza,

Tum logon sy khud kehtay phiro gay “mujay chaho us ki Trah….”.

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Dunya Chaand Per jane K Liye B

Dunya Chaand Per jane K Liye Beytaab Hai.

Hum Khush-Naseeb Hain k Zameen Per Rehty Huey Chaand Ka Maza Le Rahy Hain

Ye PAKISTAN Nahi CHAAND ka Tukra Hai

Aur Chaand Per

Na Light Hoti Hai,

Na Paani,

Na Gas,

Na Aata,

Na Cheeni,

So plz No Tension,

Enjoy Your Life on Moon.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

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Humesha muskura kay aansooun k

Humesha muskura kay aansooun ko chupaya

Ghum ko chupanay ka yehi rasta nazar aaya

Kis kis ko batatey behtey ashkon ka sabab

Kay derd-e-dil dil main kis nay jagaya

Mehfilon main kahin bhi maza na raha

Rakha dil pay pather to khud ko sajaya

Baat bay baat apni aahain daba ker

Yaron kay dermiyan kis qadar muskuraya

Na thi chah kabhi mujahy mankashi ki

Jaam-e-wafa kisi bay wafa nay pilaya

Kya muqadar say shikwa kertey rahain

Jo qismat main tha wohi kuch to paaya

Yeh kis mor pay aagaee hain umeedain

Kay saaya-e-manzil nazar main na aaya

Apnoon nay palat kay daykha tak nahin

Ghairon nay aaker galay say lagaaya

Acha hua kay raaz khul hi gaya

Dil-e-nadaan pay khanjar kis nay chalaya

Shab-o-roz chahat sila yeh hay shaiki

Dil kay tukrey huay wo chunney na aaya

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LARKI PATANE KE 101 TARIKE

LARKI PATANE KE 101 TARIKE –

{***} Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai

{***} Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut samay tak baat kar sakti hai aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai

{***} Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap (Jinhe Patana hai) unhe hi dekhte rahe, aisa karne se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jayegi

{***} Aap ki Parosan agar SchoolCollege jane ke liye nikal rahi ho to aap unke sang hole aur unse baat karte hue aap bhi jaye aisa Continue 3 Dino tak kare aur 4th Din mat jana, wo 5th Din aapse zaror puchegi kal kyun nahi aaye aur iss tarah mulakat se aap use Pata hi lenge

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a pathaan was fucking a prosti

a pathaan was fucking a prostitute at his very best,

during fucking, pathaan asked

kiu jaanu maza aa raha hay?

prostitute : nahi, kuch mahsoos he nahi ho raha.

pathaan ne apna catta hua hath uski phudi me daala or khub jhatkaye diye.

at the end pathaan asked her proudly,

kiu aisaa mazza kisi ne diya haye kabhi?

prostitute: ha aik banda tha us ney is sey b ziyada maza diya tha.

pathaan replied in angry mood : us haraami ki taang catti hui ho gy phir

:)

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himmat e iltija nahin baqibr

himmat-e-iltija nahin baqi

zabt ka hausla nahin baqi

ik teri did chin gai mujh se

warna duniya main kya nahin baqi

apni mashq-e-sitam se hath na khench

main nahin ya wafa nahin baqi

teri chashm-e-alamnawaz ki khair

dil main koi gila nahin baqi

ho chuka khatm ahad-e-hijr-o-wisal

zindagi main maza nahin baqi

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KHwAJA GHULAM FAREED b

KHwAJA GHULAM FAREED

Pta Yar Di Yari da Aenj Lgda Ae

Jido Yar nu Yar di khech Howe

Edron mein niklan tey odron tu niklen

Milap dovan da gali dey wich howe

wajje Teer Judai da wich Seenay

Zakham 2 hovan tey Dard 1 howe

Ghulam Freeda

Yaari da maza tad onda

Lashaan 2 hovan te Qabar 1 howe.

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Chaman Ka Haal Tu Yeh Hai K Kh

Chaman Ka Haal Tu Yeh Hai K Khaak Urti Hai

Kidhar Se Hoke Baharoon Ke Karwan Guzray

Diyar-e-YaarSara Safar Anokha Tha

Kadam Kadam Pe Naya Deyke Imtihan Guzray

Saba Bhi Aai Tu Phooloon Ke Mooh Jholas K Gai

Yahan Se Aber Bhi Barsa K Bijliyaan Guzray

Jo Chup Rahein Tu Malamat Karay Zamir Humein

Khari Khari Jo Kahein ? Aap Ko Giraan Guzray

Guzarnay Ko Tu Musibat K Din Guzar Hi Gaye

Baray Hi Gehray Mager Chor Kar Nishaan Guzray

Sahi Gayin Na Tagaful Ki Chand Nazrein Bhi

Hain Sharamsar K Is Dil Main Kia Gumaan Guzray

Kabhi Tu War Raqeeboon K Day Gaye Hain Maza

Kabhi Tu Piyaar Azizoon K Bhi Giraan Guzray

Aye Dil Sambhal K Kisi Ko Hisab Dayna Hai

Ke Zindagani Ke Lamhay Kahan Kahan Guzray

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Hamare baad nahi aaega Tumhain

Hamare baad nahi aaega Tumhain chahat ka aesa Maza,

Tum logon se khud kehtay phiro gay mujay chaho us ki Trah…..

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Usne Humse Pucha Teri R

Usne Humse Pucha

Teri Raza Kya He

Q Krte Ho Pasand

Wajah Kya He



Kaise Batau Use

Meri Khata Kya He

Jo Waja Se Kare Pasand

Usme Maza Kya He.

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hum itnay sweet nehi k sugar h

hum itnay sweet nehi k sugar hoja na itnay salty hai k B.P ho jay na itnay testy hai k maza a jay na ure na hi itnay karway hai app ko yaad na aye

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MERI SAADGI MERA JURAM HAI

“MERI SAADGI MERA JURAM HAI”

Yahan chahton ka sila Nahi,

Yaha Dosti ka Maza Nahi.

Yaha Janay Kaisy Hawa Chali,

“RAHI” Doston Main Wafa Nahi.

Yaha Jal Gaya Mera Aashian,

Abhi Badalon ko Pata Nahi.

Teray Dar Pe Dastak Dei Sakon,

Ye Haq Tum ne Mujey Dia Nahi.

Main “RAHI” Hoon Rahi-e-Umeed ka,

Mujey Manzilon ka Pata Nahi.

Bey Bus Hoon Jahan Main Itna,

Jaisey Mera koi “KHUDA” Nahi.

meri saadgi mera juram hai,

koi aur meri khata nahi…

R.A..RAHI

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CNN se raat ko us american foj

CNN se raat ko us american foji ne interview dety hue kaha, Jisne Abbotabad opration mai hissa lia tha, k jab hum USAMA BIN LADIN ko pakerny gae to 3rd floor pr pohanch k mai ne dekha k 1 room mai light on hy, mujhe shak hua k is room mai koe hy, mai ne ahista se darwaza khola or heran hua k USAMA mere samny 1 khubsurat libas mai khra hy, mai ne usko hands up kaha, mai soch rha tha k mar dun ya zinda pakrun, Usama ne dayan hath apni jaib mai dala, mai ne boht smjhaya k don’t move, but Usama ne jaib se aik packet nikala or meri tarf phenka or kaha

(MAZA AWAMI TE KHA BADAMI)

Ghor sy parhne ka shukrya.

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MEDICAL GHAZAL Ch

MEDICAL GHAZAL

Chalo ao Ab mosam Ka Maza Chakhen

Tamam Dawain Bachoun Ki Pohonch Se Door Rakhen

Tum Se Milne Ki Ab Kya Justujo Karen

Tabeyat Zyada Kharab Ho To Doctor Se Rujou Karen

Hamari Chahat Ka Kuch To Khayal Karen

Syrap Ko Achi Tarha Hila Kar Istemal Karen

Dil Mera Toot Gaya Uthi Jab Us Ki Doli

Subha Dopeher Sham Aik Aik Goli

Dil mera Ishq Karne Pe RazaMand rhe ga

Juma K Din Clinic Band rhe ga..

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Baar baar khafa ho, baar baar

Baar baar khafa ho, baar baar manayenge

Na tum baaz aaoge, na hum baaz aayenge

Jo tum ruth jaao to maza hai manaane ka

Aji bahana khoob milega hume tumhe gale lagaane ka..

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Girl Hila Zor Se Hila,

Girl;

Hila Zor Se Hila,

Poora Hila,

Aage Peeche Kar K Hila,

Dil Se Hila,

Tail Dall K Hila,

Jitna Hiley Ga Utna Maza Aey Ga,

Warna

.

.

HALWA Jal Jay Ga

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Chaman Ka Haal Tu Yeh Hai K Kh

Chaman Ka Haal Tu Yeh Hai K Khaak Urti Hai

Kidhar Se Hoke Baharoon Ke Karwan Guzray

Diyar-e-YaarSara Safar Anokha Tha

Kadam Kadam Pe Naya Deyke Imtihan Guzray

Saba Bhi Aai Tu Phooloon Ke Mooh Jholas K Gai

Yahan Se Aber Bhi Barsa K Bijliyaan Guzray

Jo Chup Rahein Tu Malamat Karay Zamir Humein

Khari Khari Jo Kahein ? Aap Ko Giraan Guzray

Guzarnay Ko Tu Musibat K Din Guzar Hi Gaye

Baray Hi Gehray Mager Chor Kar Nishaan Guzray

Sahi Gayin Na Tagaful Ki Chand Nazrein Bhi

Hain Sharamsar K Is Dil Main Kia Gumaan Guzray

Kabhi Tu War Raqeeboon K Day Gaye Hain Maza

Kabhi Tu Piyaar Azizoon K Bhi Giraan Guzray

Aye Dil Sambhal K Kisi Ko Hisab Dayna Hai

Ke Zindagani Ke Lamhay Kahan Kahan Guzray……

R.F

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Aseer e dAsht e wAfA kA

Aseer-e-dAsht-e-wAfA kA

nA mAAjrA kehnA,

TAmAm poochhne wAlon ko bs duA kehnA.

Ye kehnA k rAt guzArti hAi Ab bhi AAnkhon me,

TumhAri yAAd kA qAAim hAi silsilA kehnA.

Yeh kehnA k chAAnd nikAltA hAi bAAm pr Ab bhi,

MAgr nAhi woh shAb kA Ab mAzA kehnA.

Ye kehnA k

hum ne hi toofAn me dAAl di kAshti,

QAsoor ApnA hAi dAryA ko kyA burA kehnA?

Yeh kehnA k tum se bichhAr k

bikhAr giA hun MOHSIN”

K jesy hAth se

gir jAey “AAINA” kehna. . . .!

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Aseer e dasht e wafa ka,

Aseer-e-dasht-e-wafa ka,

na maajra kehna..

Tamam poochhne walon ko bs dua kehna..

Ye kehna,

k rat guzrti hai ab bhi aankhon me,

Tumhari yaad ka qaaim hai sisila kehna..

Ye kehna,

k chaand nikalta hai baam pr ab bhi,

Mgr nahi wo shab ka ab maza kehna..

Ye kehna k,

Hum ne hi toofan me daal di kashti,

Qasoor apna hai darya ko kya bura kehna?

Ye kehna k,

Tumhen yad kr k

bikhar gaya hun main,

K jese hath se

gir jaye “AAINA” kehna.

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Saath chalne main jo maza hota

Saath chalne main jo maza hota

Woh humain bhi kabhi mila hota

Yeh hi hasrat rahi hamari faqat

Saath apne koi chala hota

Hum bhatakte rahe the raahon mein

koi rasta pata chala hota

Thaam leta humain bhi barh ke koi

Haath hum ko koi mila hota

Hum ulajhte nahi zamane se

Ek jo Humsafar mera hota

Hum na thakte safar mein gar

Saath apne koi chala hota

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Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,,

Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,,

Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai,,

hum to aap ko roz sms karty hain,,

Ek ap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah har 4saal baad aata hai

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MOHABBAT NAAM HAI MER

“MOHABBAT”

“NAAM HAI MERA”

Ajab andaaz hain mere

Hazaro raaz hain mere

Aanokhe saaz hain mere

Sabhi aijaaz hain mere

kise abhaam hai mera

MOHABBAT NAAM HAI MERA

Mai jis k pas jata hon usse pagal banata hon

Kabhi hansna sikhata hon kabhi har pal rulati hon

Yehi tu kaam hai mera

MOHABBAT NAAM HAI MERA

Nasha sa chane lgta hai maza sa aane lgta hai

Mjhe jo chahne lgta hai mere gun gane lagta hai

Nashela jam hai mera

MOHABBAT NAAM HAI MERA..

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ye yaadain bhi kya cheez hain

ye yaadain bhi kya cheez hain

jo awara bna deti hain,,,

mohabat ki raah pe chalna sikha deti hain,,,

inn kay sang jeenay ka apna hi maza hai

hasti basti aankhon ko ek pal main rula deti hain….

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Youn hi tanhai mein ab dil ko

Youn hi tanhai mein ab dil ko saza detay hain.

Naam likhtay hain tera likh k mita datay hain.

Jab B nakam mohabbat ka koi zikar karay.

Log hanstay hain mera naam bata datay hain.

Ab khushi ki koi tarkeeb na sojhay.

Ab ye aalam hai k gham hi maza detay hain.

Kya zarorat hai k detay ho khud ko ye zahmat.

Lao hum khud hi nashaimen ko jala detay hain.

Ab tasalli nahi di jati mareez-e-gham ko.

Dekhnay walay B marnay ki DUa detay hain

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Yahan chahton ka sila nahi,b

Yahan chahton ka sila nahi,

yahan dosti ka maza nahi,

yahan janay kesi hawa chali,

Rahi dostoon main wafa nahi,

yahan jal gaya mera aashiana,

Abhi badlon ko pata nahi,

Teray dar pe dastak de sakon,

ye haq to tum ne dia nahi,

Main raahi hon raah-e-umeed ka,

Mujhay manzilon ka pata nahi,

Be bas hon jahan main isqader,

jaisay mera koi “KHUDA” nahi,

MERI SAADGI MERA JURM HAi,

KOI AUR MERI KHATA NAHI.

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Wo maza Na Takht

Wo maza

Na Takht Me

Na Taj Me

Na Poori Dunya K Raj Me

Na Sur Me

Na Saaz Me

Jo Maza

Subah Uth Kr Phir Se So Jane Me Hai

G0Od m0rNinG..

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LARKi Ne Aadhi Rat Ko

LARKi Ne Aadhi Rat Ko

LARKY Ko sms Kiya K

Ghr Aajao Ghr pe Koi Nhi He

.

.

MAZA Aega

.

.

LARKA Chala Gya

.

Waqai Ghr Pe koi Nhi Tha¤

.

.Tala laga hoa tha

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Mujh Ko Shikast e DiL Ka Maza

Mujh Ko Shikast-e-DiL Ka Maza Yaad Aa Gaya!

Tum Kyun Udaas Ho Gaye?

Kya Yaad Aa Gaya?

Kehne Ko Zindagi Thi Bohat Mukhtasar Magar,

Kuch Yun Basar Hui K ‘KHUDA’ Yaad Aa Gaya!

Barse Baghair Hi Jo Ghata Aagey Nikal Gayi,

Ek Be-Wafa Ka Ehd-e-Wafa Yaad Aa Gaya!

Yun Chonk Uthay Woh, Sun Kar Mera Shikwa,

Jese Unhain Bhi Koi Gila Yaad Aa Gaya!

Hairat Hai Tumko Deikh K Masjid Main Aye “GHALIB”

Kya Baat Ho Gayi Jo ‘KHUDA’ Yaad Aa Gaya.

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Ebadat esi kro jis se tumhari

Ebadat esi kro jis se tumhari ROH ko maza aey Q k jo Ebadat dunya mai maza na de wo Akhrat mai kia jAZAH degi”( Hazrat ALI A.S)

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Nokrani asked Malikan to incre

Nokrani asked Malikan to increase her Pay for 3 Reasons:

Nokrani:

Pehli wajha, main Khana acha banati hoon.

Malikan:

Kon kehta hai?

Nokrani: Sahib.

Malikan: Doosri wajha?

Nokrani:

Main ghar ka khayal aap se ziyda rakhti hoon.

Malikan:Ye kon kehta hai?

Nokrani: Sahib kehtey hain

Malikan: Teesri wajha?

Nokrani: Main Chudai mein Aap se ziyada Maza deti hoon

Malikan: Kya ye bhi usi Kanjar ne kaha hai?

Nokrani: Nahi, ye Aap k Driver ne bataya hai.

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Mere seene me b dil aik hi dha

Mere seene me b dil aik hi dharakta hai

Koi chehra mgar is me nahi utarta hai

Mene socha hai muhabbat ko buhat tanhai me

siwa dukhon k is me nahi kuch milta hai

Sadain siskyon ki aati hain har simat pyar me

Dilon me har roz ik zakham nya khilta hai

Jb b poochta hai koi mujh se pyar se doori ka sbab

Main hans k kahta hoon k Ghamm-e-Yaar me kya milta hai

Zindagi ka maza to mehfil me hai tanhai me hai

Guzaar de koi hayat kisi k intzar me kya milta hai

Jo b hans k guzar jay zindagi hai wohi “AFZAL”

Or ro ro k guzaare din raat kisi k liay to kya milta hai

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Sex k baad Responses:

Sex k baad Responses:

bazari aourat :

Paisa Nikal

Girl friend:

janu Maza a gaya,

Hamsai:

Phir kab aaogey

.

.

B.v:

hun 6-7 din teri awaz na niklay.

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Sahab Naukrani Se : Tum Begam

Sahab Naukrani Se : Tum Begam Se Zyada Maza Deti Ho. Naukrani : Dekhiye na Sahab! Fir bhi Sare Naukar yahi kahte He K Begum Sahiba Tum Se Zyada Maza deti hai.

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MEDICAL POEM Chal

MEDICAL POEM

Chalo FARAZ Ab Mausam ka maza chakhain,

Tamam dawain bacho ki pohanch se door rakhain,

FARAZ kya milan ki ab justuju karain,

Tabiat zyada kharab ho to doctor se rujoo karain,

Hamari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain

Dawai achi tarah hila kr istmal karain,

Dil mera doob gaya jab uski uthi doli,

Subah sham khane k baad aik aik goli,

Wo to ishq karnay pe razamand hai,

Jumay ke waqt clinic band hai…

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Aseer e Dasht e Wafa Ka Na Maj

Aseer e Dasht e Wafa Ka Na Majra Kehna

Tumam Poochhnay Walon Ko Bas Dua Kehna

Yeh Kehna Raat Guzarti Hai Ab Bhi Aankhon Mein

Tumhari Yaad Ka Qaiyam Hai Silsila Kehna

Yeh Kehna Chand Nikalta Hai Baam Per Ab Bhi

Magar Nahi Hai Woh Shab Ka Ab Maza Kehna

Yeh Kehna Hum Ne Hi Tufan Mein Daal Di Kashti

Qasoor Apna Hai Dariya Ko Kya Bura Kehna

Yeh Kehna Tum Se Bichhar K Bikhar Gaya Hoon Main

K Jaisay Hath Se Gir Jaye Aaina Kehna

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Hosh waalon se kahan tarz e ad

Hosh waalon se kahan tarz-e-ada pao gy,

Ishq ka jaam piyo, hosh mein kya pao gy,

Kuch to barh jaye gi ye be-khudi qatra qatra,

Jism mein, khoon ki hr boond wafa pao gy,

Apni hasti ko mitanay ki tmanna to kro,

Kbi hr shay mein, kbi khud mein khuda pao gy,

Apny mathay pe saja lo hr ik pathar ki zarb,

Ishq kr bethay ho, lazim ha

saza pao gy,

Uss se hr saans ki wabastgi rakh lo

“MOHSIN”,

Saans rukney ka b kuch aur maza pao gy….!

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1 Admi ne Hotel k Room me Comp

1 Admi ne Hotel k Room me Computr deka to socha k BV ko mail kr du

Usne mail likh k Galat Adres pr Send kr d

Jis Orat ko mili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehle inteqal hua tha

Mail Parhte hi Orat BeHosh ho Gai

Likha tha

Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohanch Gya hu

Idhr Net b Mojud he

Jaga Choti Pr Shandar Hai

Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai

Dhool Matti Nhi Hai

Mene Jo White Kapre Pehne The Wo Ab Tk White Hi Hai

2, 4,din mn Tmhe b zarur bulwa Luga.

InshaAllah

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islam nikaah se pehlay ishq ki

islam nikaah se pehlay ishq ki islie muzamat krta hay

k insan apni sari muhabtain usi k lie bachaa kr rakhay

jo is ka asal haqdaar hay.

Shadi se pehlay ki muhabat goyaa is trah hy

jese iftaari se pehlay koi iftaar kr le.

Iftar ka maza bhi nhy rha, r gunaah ka musthiq bhi thehra.

Kafaray ka kharchaa bhi r saza ka dharrka bhi.

Think and fwd

plzz

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Eid aaye Tum na aaye kya Maza

Eid aaye Tum na aaye kya Maza hai Eid ka

Eid hi to Naam hai Ek Dusrey ki Deed ka

Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga ye Din

Tum jis se milo aaj us ko Eid Mubarak

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I Love U EVERY DAY

I Love U “EVERY DAY”

I Like U “EVERY DAY”

I Miss U “EVERY DAY”

I Want 2 C U “EVERY DAY”

I Need U “EVERY DAY”

Because “EVERY DAY” K Bina CHAI (TEA) ka Kya Maza.

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Kal shab kisi ke geet ne aisa

Kal shab kisi ke geet ne aisa maza diya

Sood-o-ziyaan ke fikr ko dil se bhula diya

Jazbaat ban gaye mere sargum ke saat sur

Jazboo.N ko raqs geet ne kerna sikha diya

Kal shab kisi ke geet ne ehsaas ko mere

Geetoo.N ki ek hassen si maala bana diya

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Chaman Ka Haal Tu Yeh Hai K Kh

Chaman Ka Haal Tu Yeh Hai K Khaak Urti Hai

Kidhar Se Hoke Baharoon Ke Karwan Guzray

Diyar-e-YaarSara Safar Anokha Tha

Kadam Kadam Pe Naya Deyke Imtihan Guzray

Saba Bhi Aai Tu Phooloon Ke Mooh Jholas K Gai

Yahan Se Aber Bhi Barsa K Bijliyaan Guzray

Jo Chup Rahein Tu Malamat Karay Zamir Humein

Khari Khari Jo Kahein ? Aap Ko Giraan Guzray

Guzarnay Ko Tu Musibat K Din Guzar Hi Gaye

Baray Hi Gehray Mager Chor Kar Nishaan Guzray

Sahi Gayin Na Tagaful Ki Chand Nazrein Bhi

Hain Sharamsar K Is Dil Main Kia Gumaan Guzray

Kabhi Tu War Raqeeboon K Day Gaye Hain Maza

Kabhi Tu Piyaar Azizoon K Bhi Giraan Guzray

Aye Dil Sambhal K Kisi Ko Hisab Dayna Hai

Ke Zindagani Ke Lamhay Kahan Kahan Guzray

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Usne Humse Pucha Teri R

Usne Humse Pucha

Teri Raza Kya He

Q Krte Ho Pasand

Wajah Kya He



Kaise Batau Use

Meri Khata Kya He

Jo Waja Se Kare Pasand

Usme Maza Kya He

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N@SIR K@ZMI kheal

N@SIR K@ZMI

kheal tarkay tamanaa na kar sake to bhi

audasioun ka madaawa naa kar sake to bhi

kabhi wo waqat bhi na aye kay koi lamha aish

mare bagair gawara na kar sake to bhi

khuda wo din na dekhaaye tuj mery tarhaa

mery wafa par bhrosaa na kar sake to bhi

main apna aqdha dil tuj ko sonp detaa houn

bada maza ho agar waa na kar sake to bhe

tujhe ya gham kay mery zindagi kaa kia ho gaa

naa kar kheal talaafi kay mera zakam wafaa

wo zakhm ha jase achaa na kar sake to bhi

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Chaman Ka Haal Tu Yeh Hai K Kh

Chaman Ka Haal Tu Yeh Hai K Khaak Urti Hai

Kidhar Se Hoke Baharoon Ke Karwan Guzray

Diyar-e-YaarSara Safar Anokha Tha

Kadam Kadam Pe Naya Deyke Imtihan Guzray

Saba Bhi Aai Tu Phooloon Ke Mooh Jholas K Gai

Yahan Se Aber Bhi Barsa K Bijliyaan Guzray

Jo Chup Rahein Tu Malamat Karay Zamir Humein

Khari Khari Jo Kahein ’ Aap Ko Giraan Guzray

Guzarnay Ko Tu Musibat K Din Guzar Hi Gaye

Baray Hi Gehray Mager Chor Kar Nishaan Guzray

Sahi Gayin Na Tagaful Ki Chand Nazrein Bhi

Hain Sharamsar K Is Dil Main Kia Gumaan Guzray

Kabhi Tu War Raqeeboon K Day Gaye Hain Maza

Kabhi Tu Piyaar Azizoon K Bhi Giraan Guzray

Aye Dil Sambhal K Kisi Ko Hisab Dayna Hai

Ke Zindagani Ke Lamhay Kahan Kahan Guzray

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kuch paney se kuch khoney ka m

kuch paney se kuch khoney ka maza or hay

band ankhon main roney ka maza or hay

ashk baney shabd or shabd baney gazal

us gazal main tera zikar honey ka maza or hay

yun to hum har sham hee pitey hain magar

teri yaad main ro-ro kar piney ka maza or hay

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#NAME?

=Ek Ghazal Wo B Sunayein to Maza Aye Ga”

=Kuch Ansu Wo B Bahaen to Maza Aye Ga”

=Keh DO SAQI Se Mera Ghum Buhat Gehra Hai”

=Wo Nazron Se Pilaaen to Maza Aye Ga”

=Sun k Mera Ghum Wo Bohat Royein Gay”

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Sab Musalman Jo Kartay Hain Na

Sab Musalman Jo Kartay Hain Nabi (S.A.W.W) Ki Midhat

Jashan e Sarkar Mananay Mein Maza Aata Hai

Aap 12 Ko Mana Letay Hain Hum 17 Ko

5 Ka Farq Toa Sadiyon Se Chala Aata Hai

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Us ky harf o Lab ka talism tha

Us ky harf-o-Lab ka talism tha meri aab-o-taab mein reh gya,,,

WO kisi gulab ka jism tha jo meri kitab mein reh gya,,,

Meri baat baat mein roshni mere harf harf mein dil_kashi,,,

WO mera shareek-e-wisal-e-jaan meri har kitab mein reh gya,,,

koi baat ban k bigar gayi koi phool ban k bikhar gya,,,

Na sawal koi Labon pe na gila jawab mein reh gya,,,

Tuje kya batayen k kya hua wo saroor-e-raqs-e-wafa gya,,,

Na gunah mein rehi baat wo na maza sawab mein reh gya….!

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wo ada Ek pyari s

wo ada

Ek pyari si suret.

Ek masum sa chehra.

2jheel si ankhe.

Kuch mithi baate.

Ek nazuk ada.

Kuch masti kuch maza.

Thord si sharat.

Bahut sari mohabbat.

Ek bholi si muskan.

ooncha udnae ka armaan.

sabse alge sabse juda.

Jiski hai pyari har ada.

wo ada

…….HOo AAP……

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