Mobile ko Vibration Pe Rakh K

Mobile ko Vibration Pe Rakh K Rubber K Saath “Lulli” Pe Baandhein,

Phir 2nd Mobile Se Miss Call Pe

Miss Call Continue Karne Se Chudai Ka Maza Ata Hay.

(Veena Malik k totky)

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Bhuley hen rafta rafta unhe mu

Bhuley hen rafta rafta unhe mudatton menhum..

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qistoon mein khudkushi ka maza hum se puchiye..!

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MERI SAADGI MERA JURAM HAI

‘”MERI SAADGI MERA JURAM HAI”

Yahan chahton ka sila Nahi,

Yaha Dosti ka Maza Nahi.

Yaha Janay Kaisy Hawa Chali,

“RAHI” Doston Main Wafa Nahi.

Yaha Jal Gaya Mera Aashian,

Abhi Badalon ko Pata Nahi.

Teray Dar Pe Dastak Dei Sakon,

Ye Haq Tum ne Mujey Dia Nahi.

Main “RAHI” Hoon Rahi-e-Umeed ka,

Mujey Manzilon ka Pata Nahi.

Bey Bus Hoon Jahan Main Itna,

Jaisey Mera koi “KHUDA” Nahi.

meri saadgi mera juram hai,

koi aur meri khata nahi…

R.A..RAHI’

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tuje chumne ka maza hi aur ha

tuje chumne ka maza hi aur ha

tuje me chuma tere in kubsurat gulabi honton pe

tuje chumo me tera hasen mehktwe jism ko

bus tume hi chum ta jao mera is tarah mere jawani ki saal beet jaye

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Agr Koi Apko SMS Ya Miscalls D

Agr Koi Apko SMS Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar raha Hy Tu

Uska Number Facebook Par

Larki K Naam Se Likh Den aur Maza Dekhain.

Zubaida Aapa K Chechoray Totke.

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{Best of $agär}

{Best of $agär}

“Mujh ko Shikast-e-Dil ka Maza Yad aa gya,

“Tum kyun Udaas ho gaey kya yad aa gaya

“kehnay ko zindagi thi bahot mukhtasar magar

“kuch yun basar hui k Khuda yad aa gaya

“Barsay bina hi jo Ghata aagay nikal gai

“ik Be-wafa ka ehd-e-wafa yad aa gaya

“yun chonk uthay wo sun kar mera shikwa

“jesay unhain b koi gilla yad aa gaya

“hairat hay tum ko dekh k masjid main aye “sägar”

“kya baat ho gai jo KHUDA yad aa gaya.

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ye aankh rony ki shidat se laa

ye aankh rony ki shidat se laal thori hai?

malal hai magar itna malal thori hai?

bus apne wasty hi fiker mand hain sub log,yahan kisi ko kisi ka khyal thori hai?

parron ko kat diya hai uran se pehly,

ye khof-e-hijjar hai, shoq-e-wisalthori hai?

maza to tab hai k tum jan boojh karharoo,

hamesha jeet jana hi to kamal thori hai?

lagana parti hai dubki ubharnay se pehly,

gharoob hony ka matlab zawal thori hai?

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Pathan ko 1 Lawaris Bandar mil

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris Bandar mila

Wo Usay Police Station le gya

Inspector:

Isay Zoo le jao

Agly roz inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar k sath Bus Stop per dekha

Inspector:

isay Zoo nhi le k gye?

Pathan:

Kal gaye thy

khob ghome

Bara Maza aya:-)

Aaj Sea View ja rahe hen..:-D:-D

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SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B

SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni BV se: jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?

BV =aap ko aaya?

SHOHAR= bohat!

BV= dekh lain aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi dia.

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Hosh waalon se kahan tarz e ad

Hosh waalon se kahan tarz-e-ada pao gy,

Ishq ka jaam piyo, hosh mein kya pao gy,

Kuch to barh jaye gi ye be-khudi qatra qatra,

Jism mein, khoon ki hr boond wafa pao gy,

Apni hasti ko mitanay ki tmanna to kro,

Kbi hr shay mein, kbi khud mein khuda pao gy,

Apny mathay pe saja lo hr ik pathar ki zarb,

Ishq kr bethay ho, lazim ha

saza pao gy,

Uss se hr saans ki wabastgi rakh lo

“MOHSIN”,

Saans rukney ka b kuch aur maza pao gy….!

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