1 Sardar Bus mein 1 molvi dekh

1 Sardar Bus mein 1 molvi dekh kar darte darte poochta hy,

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Molvi Saab,

Tussi

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Dam darood wale Molvi O ya Bomb barood wale,

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Molvi Saab was online on Faceb

Molvi Saab was online on Facebook.

A man in chat: Molvi saab, Kal mere betay ne cigarette pi aur jab main ne usse mara to us ne meri shirt phar di.

Molve: LOLZ

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Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiy

‘Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?

Molvi: Nahi,

Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!

Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.

Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai.’

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Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Thab

Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha

Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi

“Beta Jaldi se Ye Halwa Kha lo Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Dun gi

Jab us orat ne 4th bar ye hi alfaaz bole to MOLVi ghusse se Bola:

“O baji gee Jaldi Fesla Karo,

Halway k chakkar me mai 4 Stop Agey aa gaya Hun;

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Agar molana hazrat film bana n

Agar molana hazrat film bana nai

lagai to film kai naam is tarah hongai “islam aaya tum na aaye

kaho na ramzan hai

hum zakat de chuke sanam

kabhi rozai kabhi ramzan

hamari tasbi aap ke pass

molvi banaya aap ne

shaheed to hona hi tha

janam sajda karo

ye molvi aap ki naam”’

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Larka : Molvi sahab kya Girl f

Larka : Molvi sahab kya Girl friend k saath sona Haram hai? Molvi : Beta baat haram halal ki nahi hai Masla yeh hai k tum log sotay nhi ho naa;-).

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Girl molvi sè I LOVE YOU

Girl molvi sè “I LOVE YOU”

Molvi, ASTAGFIRULLH

Girl, I MISS YOU

Molvi,

NAAOZBILLH

Girl,

I KISS YOU

Molvi,

BISMILLAH BISMILLAh. Karlaan

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1Sindhi Ka gadha Masjid Main c

1Sindhi Ka gadha Masjid Main chala gaya MOlVI Ne sindhi Ki Khoob beizati Ki To Sindhi Hath Jor ke Bola Saaien Ye to be Zuban he Hum Ko Dekha he Kabhi Masjid main? K-@

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Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Thab

Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha

Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko

Bar Bar Ye Hi Bol Rahi Thi:

Beta Jaldi Se Ye Halwa Kha Lo

Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Dun Gi

Jab Us Orat Ne Chothi Bar

Ye Hi Alfaaz Bole To Molvi Ghusse Se Bola:

O Baji Gee Jaldi Fesla

Karo,

Halway K Chakkar Me Mai

4 Stop Agey Aa Gaya Hoon.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Nikah K bad Dulha molvi se: Fe

Nikah K bad Dulha molvi se: Fees?

Molvi: Bv ki khbsurti K mutabq de do

Dulhe ne 10 rupe diy

Achanak hwa se Lrki ka ghongt uth gya

Molvi:Baqaya to LeLo bhai.

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Pathan molvi se: Namaz sikha d

Pathan molvi se: Namaz sikha do,

Molvi: (sana) aati hai?

Pathan: Sana to nahi,

Uski choti sister Hina aati hai,

Hamara us se setting hai.

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Pathan Pehli mrtba Namaz parhn

Pathan Pehli mrtba Namaz parhne gya

Uska Nam Rahmatullah

tha

Imam ne slam phera

Asalam o

Alekum wa

Rahmatullah

Pathan:

Wa Alekum Salam

Molvi sahib mehrbani.

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Pyar me Zuban ch

Pyar me

“Zuban”

chup ho to

Ankhen

Bolti hen

Ankhen

chup hon to

Dil

Bolta he

Or agr

Dil

b chup ho to

Molvi bolta he

“4 takbeer namaz-e-jnaza

ALLAH O AKBAR.:-)

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1 larki bohat romantic andaz m

1 larki bohat romantic andaz may apnay molvi boy friend say boli darling aaj may bohat khush hon maango kya mangtay ho molvi sharma k bola

halwaaaaaa

geee oy molvi

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Larki boht romantic ho k apnay

Larki boht romantic ho k apnay molvi mangetar se:

Darling aaj mein boht khush hun

Mango kia mangtay ho?

Molvi sharma k bola:

Qurbani Ki Khaal Mujhy He Dena.

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gujjar ki majj masjid me chali

gujjar ki majj masjid me chali gai.

molvi sahab ne gujjar ko boat danta..

gujjar bola molvi sahab janwar c galti naal aa gaya kadi sanu wekhya j ty daso..??

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Molvi or murgay main 3 batien

Molvi or murgay main 3 batien same hain

1. Dono subha jaldi uth jatay hain.

2. Dono Azan daitay hain.

3. Dono ki nazar Murgi pe hoti hai.

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Dozakh Se Bhala Kyun Woh Daray

Dozakh Se Bhala Kyun Woh Daray Ga Ae Momino

Jis Shakhs Ka Mehshar Mein Nigehban Ali (A.S) Ho

Fatwa Laga Kar Dekho Us Waqt Molvi

Jis Waqt Matmiyon K Darmiyan Ali (A.S) Ho

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Molvi taqreer krty howy

Molvi taqreer krty howy

Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen

ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?

Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?

Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho…

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Pthan phli bar namaz prhny gya

Pthan phli bar namaz prhny gya

Uska nam Rahmat Ullah tha

Imam ne salam phera to kha,

‘Asalam alykum Rahmat Ullah

To pthan bola:

“wal e kum slam molvi Abdullah”

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Ek molvi Bus Main Ja Raha Tha

Ek molvi Bus Main Ja Raha Tha

Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi

“Beta Jaldi se Ye Halwa Kha lo Warna Main is Uncle Ko De Doon gi

jab us aurat n 4th bar ye hi alfaaz boly to MOLVi ghusse se Bola:

“O baji gi Jaldi Faisla Karo,

Halway k chakkar main 4 Stop Agey aa gaya Hoon

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1 shrabi bus main sawar hua to

1 shrabi bus main sawar hua to seat par bethy molvi ne kaha

Tum jahanum k raste pe ja rahe ho

Sharabi chillaya

O kanjro roko mein ty Faisalabad jana c.

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AikGUJARKi gaaey cow Masjd

Aik”GUJAR”Ki gaaey (cow) Masjd Men Ghus Gai

Molvi Sahib Ne”GUJAR”Ki Khub Bezti Ki,

“GUJAR” Bola

Jan Deo Molvi Sab Janwar C Aa Gya,

Saano Kdi

Vekhia Je..?:

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pathan molvi se molvi sa

pathan molvi se

molvi saheb mujay namaz sikha do.

molvi:sana aati hai.

pathan nhe us ki choti behn hina aati hai.

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What is confidence? br

What is confidence?

10 boys decided to propose a girl…

9 boys came with roses..

1 boy came with

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“MOLVI”

This is confidence;-)

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Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye

Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?

Molvi: Nahi,

Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!

Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.

Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai.

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!Uncle Faraz kehte hn 1

!Uncle Faraz kehte hn

1 din Dozakh ki dewar pr charh k Jannat k dekhay wo nazaray,

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Sehmi hui Hoor k peche, bhag rahe thay Molvi saray.

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Pathan ka tota bahot galian ni

Pathan ka tota bahot galian nikalta tha. Wo Totey ko ek Molvi k pas le gia.

Aur sara qisa sunaya.

Molvi bola: Issay ek Haftay baad lay jana.

Jub pathan haftey bad tota leney gaya to

Molvi bola:

Is ki right tang khencho gay to Kalma paray ga.

or left khencho gay to salam kre ga.

Pathan bola agr 2no khenchoon to?

agey say tota bola:

“Te fajir meteri pain nu Lun v davan ga.”

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Aik Pathan masjid mein namaz p

Aik Pathan masjid mein namaz parhney jaata hai to molvi sahab kehtey hain key tamaam hazraat apne apne mobile phones ka switch off kardein phir pathan bhaag baag kar ghar jaata hai or apne sab ghar waloon ka mobile switch off karta hai pathan wapis masjid mein jata hai to namaz khatam hojati hai patan molvi sahab se kehta hai k aap ne namaz kiun parha di mein ghar per mobile band karne gaya tha molvi sahab ne kaha kiun to pathan bola aap hi ne to kaha tha na ke tamaam hazraat mobile band karein to main sab ghrwaloon ka mobile band karwa kar aaya hoon

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Mezban Molvi se: Ap K Liye KAD

Mezban Molvi se: Ap K Liye KADDU SHARIF Banwaon?

MOLVI : Gunahgar Insan Hon KADDU SHARIF K Qabil Nhi Hun,

Aisa Kren 1 BADMAASH MURGHA Paka lein..

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1 Mölvi sheela ki jawani song

1 Mölvi sheela ki jawani song dekh raha tha,

Ek Shks ne dekha or bola: Molvi sahab ap bhi?

Mölvi: “Pagal k Bache Mey is ko Näfrat ki Nigaah sy dekh raha hon”.

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Lo bhai aj 1 or Pathan pit gay

Lo bhai aj 1 or Pathan pit gaya…

Molvi jumma parhany se pahly:

kisi ka pao line say agay nhi hona

chahye

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Pathan:

Q Molvi shab kya No ball ho jati hai?

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molvioun ki ek bas ja rahi the

molvioun ki ek bas ja rahi the

ek molvi sahb ne kaha k

jaha koi larki nazar aye to astagfirullah prho!

achank ek molvi sahib ne astagfriullah bola.

baki bole

kithay?

kithay?

kithay?

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Molvion ki bus ja rahi thee S

Molvion ki bus ja rahi thee. Sub ne kaha k agar kaheen larki nazar aye to Astaghfar parna.

Kafi der k bad 1 molvi ne kaha Astaghfarullah.

Sub molvi khare ho kr kehney lagey:

Kidhar hai.

Kidhar hai.

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teri doli uthegi meri , mayyat

teri doli uthegi meri , mayyat uthegi

phool tujh per bhi honge, phool mujh per bhi honge

tu sajj ke jaye gi, mujh ko sajaya jaye ga

tu uth ke jaye gi, mujh ko uthaya jaye ga

sahelian teri bhi hongi ,dost mere bhi honge

mehfil wahaan bhi hogi, log yahaan bhi honge

unka hasna wahan, inka rona yahaan

teri baraat jayegi, mera janaza uthega

kazi udher bhi hoga, molvi idher bhi hoga

do kull tere parhe jayenge ,do kull mere parhe jayenge

tera nikah parhaya jayega, mera janaza parhaya jayega

tujhe apnaya jayega , mujhe dafnaya jayega

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Molvi sahab bache se parh

Molvi sahab (bache se) “parho beta h se halwa han shabash halaq se nikalo”. Bache ki maan ne andar se ghabra ke kaha”molvi sahab! Aap bache ke halaq se halwa na nikalwayen main or bana deti hun

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Aik bivi bohat naik thi,shohar

Aik bivi bohat naik thi,shohar ko paas na aney deti k gunah hai.

Shohar ne molvi ko masla btaya.

Molvi ne kaha,

usay kaho paas aney se aik Kafir maarnay ka sawab hota hai.

Shohar ne aisa kaha, aur bivi maan gai.

Bohat mazza aya. Kuch deir baad bivi boli, ayen ji aik aur kafir marein. Shohar ready ho gya. Kuch dair baad phir, phir, phir….

Shohar: Bs kr do ab tou momin bhi shaheed honay wala hai.

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Molvi jamaat se pehlay bola:

Molvi jamaat se pehlay bola: “Kisi ka paon saff se agay

nhi hona chahiey.

Peechay kharay aik punjabi ne kaha: “Q “no ball” ho jaye gi?

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Pathan ka tota bahot galian ni

Pathan ka tota bahot galian nikalta tha. Wo Totey ko ek Molvi k pas le gia.

Aur sara qisa sunaya.

Molvi bola: Issay ek Haftay baad lay jana.

Jub pathan haftey bad tota leney gaya to

Molvi bola:

Is ki right tang khencho gay to Kalma paray ga.

or left khencho gay to salam kre ga.

Pathan bola agr 2no khenchoon to?

agey say tota bola:

“Te fajir meteri pain nu Lun v davan ga.”

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What is confidence?

‘What is confidence?

10 boys decided to propose a girl…

9 boys came with roses..

1 boy came with

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“MOLVI”

This is confidence;-)’

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Lo bhai aj 1 or Pathan pit gay

Lo bhai aj 1 or Pathan pit gaya…

Molvi jumma parhany se pahly:

kisi ka pao line say agay nhi hona

chahye

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Pathan:

Q Molvi shab kya No ball ho jati hai?

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teri doli uthi mera janaza uth

teri doli uthi mera janaza utha tu chal kar gai mujhe uthaya gaya phool tujh par bhi the phool mujh par bhi the tu saj kar gai mujhe sajaya gaya sakhya teri bhi thi dost mere bhi the rona waha bhi tha rona yaha bhi tha qazi udhar bhi tha molvi idhar bhi tha tera nikha parhaya gaya mera janaza parhaya gaya farq sirif itna hai k tjhe apnaya gaya mujhe dafnaya gaya

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Muslim lady:Assalamo alikum!

Muslim lady:Assalamo alikum!

Molvi:yeh jannat main jayegi

Hindu lady:Namasty!

Molvi: yeh dozakh main jayegi

Christan lady:Hi darling

molvi: ye mere saat jaegi

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1 Molvi Nargis se masjid ka ch

1 Molvi Nargis se masjid ka chanda mangne gaya.

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NARGIS:Aap log to kehte hen k hamarey paisey Napaak hain?

MOLVI: G,

is pesay se hum LETREEN banwaen ge..

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Pathan Pehli mrtba Namaz parhn

Pathan Pehli mrtba Namaz parhne gya

Uska Nam Rahmatullah

tha

Imam ne slam phera

Asalam o

Alekum wa

Rahmatullah

Pathan:

Wa Alekum Salam

Molvi sahib mehrbani.

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jannat k derwazay

jannat

k derwazay

pe 3 log

kharay thay.

Farishta:

sirf aik hi

admi

ander ja sakhta

hai.

1st. mein molvi

hon

sari umer deen

ki khidmat ki

hai

janat pay mera

haq hai.

2nd mein doctor hon

sari umer logon

ki khidmat

ki hai janat

pay mera haq

hai.

3rd mein

Zardari k dor

ka Pakistani

ho0n . . . .

Farishta . . . . aage kuch mat bol paglay . . . . rulaayega kya ?

chal andar

aja . . . . . .

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Admi: Molvi Sahab Pisty ka Hal

Admi: Molvi Sahab Pisty ka Halwa Zyada laziz hota hy

Ya Badam ka?

Molvi: Mamla Insaf ka hy

Is Liye Halwon ki Gair MojudGi Main Faisla Nhi hoskta…

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* Molvi ne raat ko aik hasee

*. .Molvi ne raat ko aik haseen larki ko dekh kar pucha:

sunain G…! Aap kon hAin?

Girl: ghusse se ! CHURAIL,

Molvi: Ty Fyaer chembardi kyun ne. .*

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ek larki molvi se : agar mai k

ek larki molvi se : agar mai kisi larky ko kiss karon to kahan jaon gi?

Molvi: dozakh nain jao gi

Larki:agar main aap ko kiss karon to?

Molvi (muskara kar)

.bare chalak ho

jannat main jana chchty ho

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.ba

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Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiy

‘Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?

Molvi: Nahi,

Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!

Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.

Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai.’

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Pehla roza tha Molvi sahib ne

Pehla roza tha Molvi sahib ne kaha k aaj jo dua mango gay kabol ho gi….

Pathan bola, molvi g, dua karo kal eid hojaye ;-)

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EIK MOLVI KI SHADI NAI HO RAHI

EIK MOLVI KI SHADI NAI HO RAHI THI

WO APNI MAA KO SATH LAY KR MANNAT MANGNAY K LIYA GAYA

WAHAN USS KI MAA GHUM HO GAI

MOLVI NA KHAHA

WAH KHUDA G TARI KHUDAI

APNI TAY LABI NAI ABBAY DI VI GAWACH GAI………………..

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Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panja

Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui.

uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha,

paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay ka swab hota hay

bivi maan gai, Bohat maza aya,

Kuch deir baad boli: suno!1 or kafir maar lein.

Wo ready ho geya.

Kuch deir baad phir,phir,phir…

Molvi:Bus ker de ab tou momin bhi shaheed hone wala hay.

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Muslim lady:assalamo alikum! M

Muslim lady:assalamo alikum! Molvi: yeh jannt main jayegi Hindu lady:Namasty! Molvi: yeh dozakh main jayegi Christian lady:Hi darling molvi: ye mere sath jayegi

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MOLVI say kisi ney Poocha,br

MOLVI say kisi ney Poocha,

Kiya khao gay Halwa ya Murghi..?

Molvi: Allah tujhe aise hee preshaan karey, jiss tarah tu ney mujhey preshani mein daal diya hai…

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Molvi ne pathan se phocha: Gu

Molvi ne pathan se phocha: “Gusal k kiitne farz hain”

Pathan: 3

Molvi: “Shabash kon kon se?”

Pathan: Shampo, Sabun Or Tolya.

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PATHAN: Molvi Sahb Kia W

PATHAN:

Molvi Sahb Kia Wazoo K Beghair NAMAZ Ho jati Hai?

MOLVI:

Nhi Hoti

PATHAN:

Hojati Hai Yara

MOLVI:

O Bhai Nhi Hoti

PATHAN:

Mene Khud Parh K Dekhi Hai. .*

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Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya.

Molvi sab: Sana ati hai?

Pathan: sharmate hue

G Sana to nhi ati magr Bushra kabi kabi aa jati hai…

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Ek molvi juma ki taqreer me ba

Ek molvi juma ki taqreer me bar bar ye keh rha tha:Muje rasulaan nal pyar he.me ohna waste kush v kar sakda ha

Agle jume pind vich

na molvi c,

na rasulaan bibi

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Pathan Molvi sa p

Pathan Molvi sa

pathan Molvi sa:

Namaz sikkha do

Molvi: (sana) aati hai

Pathan: sana tu nahi

os ki chooti behan Hina aati hai

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Molvi di girl friend Molvi Nu

Molvi di girl friend Molvi Nu Time de k na aai,molvi intizar krda rya,intzar krn to baad Masjid wich gia tay speaker nu on kr k kainda.”Hazrat! Changi ni keti ?

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* 1Molvi jumy ka khutba d

*. . .1Molvi jumy ka khutba dete huye bar bar kehta

“Menu Rasoolan nal pyar ae”

Agley jumy

Logon ne kya dekha?

Gaoon mn Na molvi tha

na Rasoolan. . .*

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What is confidence? br

What is confidence?

10 boys decided to propose a girl…

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9 boys came with roses,

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1 boy came with .

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“MOLVI”

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This is confidence….!!

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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EIK MOLVI BUS MAIN JA RAHA THA

EIK MOLVI BUS MAIN JA RAHA THA SAMNAY BAITHAY EIK AURAT APNAY BAITAY KO BAR BAR YE HI BOL RAHI THI

“BAITA JALDI SAY YA HALWA KHA LO WARNA MAIN UN UNCLE KO DAY DOON GHI”

JAB US ORAT NAY CHOTHI BAR YA HI ALFAZ BOLAY TO MOLVI GUSAY SAY BOLO:

“O BAJI GEE JALDI SAY FASELA KARO,

HALWAY K CHAKAR MAIN MAIN PHLAY HI 4 STOP AAGAY AA GAYA HOON”

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1 Kashti Tufan Me Phans Gai,

1 Kashti Tufan Me Phans Gai,

Capton:

Ksi Ko Tufan Se ßachne Ki Dua Yaad He?

Ek Molvi:

Mjhe!

Capton:

Theek He Tm Dua Mango Hmare PasS

1 Life Jacket Kum hy.

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AAP LOG JO MSG SUBMIT KARTAY H

AAP LOG JO MSG SUBMIT KARTAY HAI US MAI PLZ FARISHTO AUR MOLVI HAZRAT K UPER MSG NAI BNAYA KARAY AAP LOG SE KAI ZIADA MAQBOOL HAI WOH ALLAH KI NAZAR MAI PLZ AYNDA KHAYAL RAKHNA.

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1 Molvi Ne Jesy Tesy Kr K 1 La

1 Molvi Ne Jesy Tesy Kr K 1 Larki Set Ki,

Or Usse 12 Baje Milne Ka Time Diya,

Lekin 12 Baje wo Nahi Aai,

Molvi Se Sabar Na Howa,

Usne Masjid K Loud Speaker Pe Ailaan Kiya:

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Hazraat Zaruri Ailaan Sunye,

12 Baj Chuke Hein,

Or Momino Jo Wada Kro Usse Poora Karo…

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Larka : Molvi sahab kya Girl f

Larka : Molvi sahab kya Girl friend k saath sona Haram hai? Molvi : Beta baat haram halal ki nahi hai Masla yeh hai k tum log sotay nhi ho naa;-).

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Fark sirf itna sa tha,

Fark sirf itna sa tha,

Teri doli uthi,

Meri mayyat uthi,

Phool tujh per bhi thay,

Phool mujh per bhi thay,

Tu saj kar gayi,

Mujhay sajaaya gaya,

Tu chal kar gayi,

Mujhay uthaaya gaya,

Sahailiyan teri bhi thi,

Dost mere bhi thay,

Tere haan hansna tha,

Mere haan rona tha,

Qazi udhar bhi tha,

Molvi idhar bhi tha,

Fark sirf itna sa tha,

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Tujhay APNAAYA gaya,

Aur

Mujhay DAFNAAYA gaya…

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Ek Molvi kahin ja raha tha Ra

Ek Molvi kahin ja raha tha. Raste me Us k uper Brezzar aa gira.

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Molvi: Kaisa Zamana aagaya he Aam koi choos raha he or Chilke Hum per phenk raha he…!

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