Ek molvi Bus Main Ja Raha Tha

Ek molvi Bus Main Ja Raha Tha

Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi

“Beta Jaldi se Ye Halwa Kha lo Warna Main is Uncle Ko De Doon gi

jab us aurat n 4th bar ye hi alfaaz boly to MOLVi ghusse se Bola:

“O baji gi Jaldi Faisla Karo,

Halway k chakkar main 4 Stop Agey aa gaya Hoon

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ek larki molvi se : agar mai k

ek larki molvi se : agar mai kisi larky ko kiss karon to kahan jaon gi?

Molvi: dozakh nain jao gi

Larki:agar main aap ko kiss karon to?

Molvi (muskara kar)

.bare chalak ho

jannat main jana chchty ho

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.ba

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Admi: Molvi Sahab Pisty ka Hal

Admi: Molvi Sahab Pisty ka Halwa Zyada laziz hota hy

Ya Badam ka?

Molvi: Mamla Insaf ka hy

Is Liye Halwon ki Gair MojudGi Main Faisla Nhi hoskta…

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Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Thab

Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha

Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko

Bar Bar Ye Hi Bol Rahi Thi:

Beta Jaldi Se Ye Halwa Kha Lo

Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Dun Gi

Jab Us Orat Ne Chothi Bar

Ye Hi Alfaaz Bole To Molvi Ghusse Se Bola:

O Baji Gee Jaldi Fesla

Karo,

Halway K Chakkar Me Mai

4 Stop Agey Aa Gaya Hoon.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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MOLVI say kisi ney Poocha,br

MOLVI say kisi ney Poocha,

Kiya khao gay Halwa ya Murghi..?

Molvi: Allah tujhe aise hee preshaan karey, jiss tarah tu ney mujhey preshani mein daal diya hai…

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Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panja

Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui.

uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha,

paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay ka swab hota hay

bivi maan gai, Bohat maza aya,

Kuch deir baad boli: suno!1 or kafir maar lein.

Wo ready ho geya.

Kuch deir baad phir,phir,phir…

Molvi:Bus ker de ab tou momin bhi shaheed hone wala hay.

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Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiy

‘Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?

Molvi: Nahi,

Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!

Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.

Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai.’

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Aik Pathan masjid mein namaz p

Aik Pathan masjid mein namaz parhney jaata hai to molvi sahab kehtey hain key tamaam hazraat apne apne mobile phones ka switch off kardein phir pathan bhaag baag kar ghar jaata hai or apne sab ghar waloon ka mobile switch off karta hai pathan wapis masjid mein jata hai to namaz khatam hojati hai patan molvi sahab se kehta hai k aap ne namaz kiun parha di mein ghar per mobile band karne gaya tha molvi sahab ne kaha kiun to pathan bola aap hi ne to kaha tha na ke tamaam hazraat mobile band karein to main sab ghrwaloon ka mobile band karwa kar aaya hoon

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Aik bivi bohat naik thi,shohar

Aik bivi bohat naik thi,shohar ko paas na aney deti k gunah hai.

Shohar ne molvi ko masla btaya.

Molvi ne kaha,

usay kaho paas aney se aik Kafir maarnay ka sawab hota hai.

Shohar ne aisa kaha, aur bivi maan gai.

Bohat mazza aya. Kuch deir baad bivi boli, ayen ji aik aur kafir marein. Shohar ready ho gya. Kuch dair baad phir, phir, phir….

Shohar: Bs kr do ab tou momin bhi shaheed honay wala hai.

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Molvi ne pathan se phocha: Gu

Molvi ne pathan se phocha: “Gusal k kiitne farz hain”

Pathan: 3

Molvi: “Shabash kon kon se?”

Pathan: Shampo, Sabun Or Tolya.

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