Pehla roza tha Molvi sahib ne

Pehla roza tha Molvi sahib ne kaha k aaj jo dua mango gay kabol ho gi….

Pathan bola, molvi g, dua karo kal eid hojaye ;-)

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EIK MOLVI KI SHADI NAI HO RAHI

EIK MOLVI KI SHADI NAI HO RAHI THI

WO APNI MAA KO SATH LAY KR MANNAT MANGNAY K LIYA GAYA

WAHAN USS KI MAA GHUM HO GAI

MOLVI NA KHAHA

WAH KHUDA G TARI KHUDAI

APNI TAY LABI NAI ABBAY DI VI GAWACH GAI………………..

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Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panja

Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui.

uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha,

paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay ka swab hota hay

bivi maan gai, Bohat maza aya,

Kuch deir baad boli: suno!1 or kafir maar lein.

Wo ready ho geya.

Kuch deir baad phir,phir,phir…

Molvi:Bus ker de ab tou momin bhi shaheed hone wala hay.

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Admi: Molvi Sahab Pisty ka Hal

Admi: Molvi Sahab Pisty ka Halwa Zyada laziz hota hy

Ya Badam ka?

Molvi: Mamla Insaf ka hy

Is Liye Halwon ki Gair MojudGi Main Faisla Nhi hoskta…

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Muslim lady:assalamo alikum! M

Muslim lady:assalamo alikum! Molvi: yeh jannt main jayegi Hindu lady:Namasty! Molvi: yeh dozakh main jayegi Christian lady:Hi darling molvi: ye mere sath jayegi

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Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Thab

Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha

Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi

“Beta Jaldi se Ye Halwa Kha lo Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Dun gi

Jab us orat ne 4th bar ye hi alfaaz bole to MOLVi ghusse se Bola:

“O baji gee Jaldi Fesla Karo,

Halway k chakkar me mai 4 Stop Agey aa gaya Hun;

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Mezban Molvi se: Ap K Liye KAD

Mezban Molvi se: Ap K Liye KADDU SHARIF Banwaon?

MOLVI : Gunahgar Insan Hon KADDU SHARIF K Qabil Nhi Hun,

Aisa Kren 1 BADMAASH MURGHA Paka lein..

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Molvi or murgay main 3 batien

Molvi or murgay main 3 batien same hain

1. Dono subha jaldi uth jatay hain.

2. Dono Azan daitay hain.

3. Dono ki nazar Murgi pe hoti hai.

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Ek molvi Bus Main Ja Raha Tha

Ek molvi Bus Main Ja Raha Tha

Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi

“Beta Jaldi se Ye Halwa Kha lo Warna Main is Uncle Ko De Doon gi

jab us aurat n 4th bar ye hi alfaaz boly to MOLVi ghusse se Bola:

“O baji gi Jaldi Faisla Karo,

Halway k chakkar main 4 Stop Agey aa gaya Hoon

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ek larki molvi se : agar mai k

ek larki molvi se : agar mai kisi larky ko kiss karon to kahan jaon gi?

Molvi: dozakh nain jao gi

Larki:agar main aap ko kiss karon to?

Molvi (muskara kar)

.bare chalak ho

jannat main jana chchty ho

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.ba

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