Molvi SMS

MOLVI say kisi ney Poocha,br

MOLVI say kisi ney Poocha,

Kiya khao gay Halwa ya Murghi..?

Molvi: Allah tujhe aise hee preshaan karey, jiss tarah tu ney mujhey preshani mein daal diya hai…

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Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panja

Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui.

uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha,

paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay ka swab hota hay

bivi maan gai, Bohat maza aya,

Kuch deir baad boli: suno!1 or kafir maar lein.

Wo ready ho geya.

Kuch deir baad phir,phir,phir…

Molvi:Bus ker de ab tou momin bhi shaheed hone wala hay.

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Aik bivi bohat naik thi,shohar

Aik bivi bohat naik thi,shohar ko paas na aney deti k gunah hai.

Shohar ne molvi ko masla btaya.

Molvi ne kaha,

usay kaho paas aney se aik Kafir maarnay ka sawab hota hai.

Shohar ne aisa kaha, aur bivi maan gai.

Bohat mazza aya. Kuch deir baad bivi boli, ayen ji aik aur kafir marein. Shohar ready ho gya. Kuch dair baad phir, phir, phir….

Shohar: Bs kr do ab tou momin bhi shaheed honay wala hai.

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Larka : Molvi sahab kya Girl f

Larka : Molvi sahab kya Girl friend k saath sona Haram hai? Molvi : Beta baat haram halal ki nahi hai Masla yeh hai k tum log sotay nhi ho naa;-).

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What is confidence?

‘What is confidence?

10 boys decided to propose a girl…

9 boys came with roses..

1 boy came with

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“MOLVI”

This is confidence;-)’

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!Uncle Faraz kehte hn 1

!Uncle Faraz kehte hn

1 din Dozakh ki dewar pr charh k Jannat k dekhay wo nazaray,

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Sehmi hui Hoor k peche, bhag rahe thay Molvi saray.

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Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Thab

Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha

Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko

Bar Bar Ye Hi Bol Rahi Thi:

Beta Jaldi Se Ye Halwa Kha Lo

Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Dun Gi

Jab Us Orat Ne Chothi Bar

Ye Hi Alfaaz Bole To Molvi Ghusse Se Bola:

O Baji Gee Jaldi Fesla

Karo,

Halway K Chakkar Me Mai

4 Stop Agey Aa Gaya Hoon.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Aik Pathan masjid mein namaz p

Aik Pathan masjid mein namaz parhney jaata hai to molvi sahab kehtey hain key tamaam hazraat apne apne mobile phones ka switch off kardein phir pathan bhaag baag kar ghar jaata hai or apne sab ghar waloon ka mobile switch off karta hai pathan wapis masjid mein jata hai to namaz khatam hojati hai patan molvi sahab se kehta hai k aap ne namaz kiun parha di mein ghar per mobile band karne gaya tha molvi sahab ne kaha kiun to pathan bola aap hi ne to kaha tha na ke tamaam hazraat mobile band karein to main sab ghrwaloon ka mobile band karwa kar aaya hoon

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Molvi di girl friend Molvi Nu

Molvi di girl friend Molvi Nu Time de k na aai,molvi intizar krda rya,intzar krn to baad Masjid wich gia tay speaker nu on kr k kainda.”Hazrat! Changi ni keti ?

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1 Molvi Ne Jesy Tesy Kr K 1 La

1 Molvi Ne Jesy Tesy Kr K 1 Larki Set Ki,

Or Usse 12 Baje Milne Ka Time Diya,

Lekin 12 Baje wo Nahi Aai,

Molvi Se Sabar Na Howa,

Usne Masjid K Loud Speaker Pe Ailaan Kiya:

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Hazraat Zaruri Ailaan Sunye,

12 Baj Chuke Hein,

Or Momino Jo Wada Kro Usse Poora Karo…

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