:MAA K NAAM: :

~:MAA K NAAM:~

~:Qadar Maa Ki Agar Køi Jaan Lè:~

~:Apni Jannat Kø Duniya Mè Pèhchan Lè:~

~:Jab TU Paida Høwa Kitna Majbøør Tha:~

~:Yè Jahan Tèri Søch Sè B Døør Tha:~

~:Hath Paøn B Tab Tèrè Apnè Na Thèy:~

~:Tèri Aanhkøn Mè Duniya K Sapnè Na Thèy:~

~:Tujh Kø Aata Sirf Røna Hi Tha:~

øødh Pi K Kam Téra Søna Hi Tha:~

:Tujh Kø Chalna Sikhaya Tha MAA Nè:

:Tujh Kø Dil Mè Basaya Tha MAA Nè ..

Pyari MAA TUJHE SALAAM.

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Baby paida hote hi cheekha:b

Baby paida hote hi cheekha:

Mujhe kuch nazar nhi aa raha,Mai andha hoon

Nurse:stupid, light nhi hai!

Bacha:Oh Shit,mai PAKISTAN mein paida ho gaya hoon!

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Hazrat ali RA

Hazrat ali (R.A)

“Agar ksi ka banna chahte ho tou puri haqeeqat se ban jao

Warna,apni zaat main aisi haqeeqat paida kr lo

K koi haqeqat main tumhara ban jaye

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CHoot Ki Choot, CHoot Ki Choot

CHoot Ki Choot, CHoot Ki Choot

Paida ki tu ne kitni choot

Phir bhi rahi tu choot ki choot

Dhat teri Maaa Ki choot.

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Ya Allah jo Rizq mery muqadar

Ya Allah jo Rizq mery muqadar main nahi likha us ki koshish aur tamana main mubtala na kr,

aur jo Taqdir main likh diya hy usay Aasan bana dy,

Ya Allah

Mujhy us kam k liay fursat faraham kr dy jis kam k liay tu ny mujhy paida kiya,

aur us kam main mashghol na hony dy jis ki zimmedari tu ny khud li hy,

Her Haal main Rizq-e-Halal ki taufiq ata farma,

aur Eman py zindagi aur Eman py mout aata farma.

Ameen…

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NABI A AKRAM {S}NEY FERMAYA HY

NABI A AKRAM {S}NEY FERMAYA HY K QAYYAMAT KI AIK NISHANI YEH B HY K ULLAMA A KARAM UTTA LIAY JAINGAY OR YAHI LOG HAIN JO LOGON MEY KHUF A KHUDA PAIDA KERTAY HAIN OR YEH MERE WARIS HAIN ,,AL ULLLAMA WARIS UL ANBIYAA A S }ISS SE MURAD ULLAMA A HAQ NA K ULLAMA A SOOH,,JO BUTH SHIKAN HO JO FATIH HON JO MERE SAHABA OR ALAY BEATH KI HIZZAT K LIAY APNA SAB KUCH DAAO PER LAGA DENGAY ,,,,

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Jab Tumhare Dil Main Kisi K

“Jab Tumhare Dil Main Kisi Kay Liye Nafrat Paida Hone Lage,

To Forun Us Ki Achayon Ko Yaad Karne Lago.”

“Hazra Ali (R.A)”

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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IK taaza hikaayat hai Su

IK taaza hikaayat hai

Sun lo tau inaayat hai

Ik shakhs ko dekha tha

Taaron ki tarah hum NE

Ik Shakhs ko chaha tha

Apno ki tarah hum NE

I shakhs ko samjha tha

Phoolon ki tarah hum NE

.

Who shakhs qayamat tha

Kiya uski karain baatein

Din us k liye paida

Aur uski hi theen raatein

Kam milna kissi se tha

Hum se theen mulaqatein

.

Rang uska shahaabi tha

Zulfon mein theen mekaarein

Aankhain theen k jaadu tha

Palkain theen k talwaarein

Dushman bhi agar dekhain

So jaan se dil haarein

Kuch tum se who milta tha

Baaton mein shabaahat mein

Haam tum as hi lagta tha

Shokhi mein sharaarat mein

Lagta bhi tum hi as tha

Dastoor-E-Muhabbat mein

.

Who shakhs humain I din

Apno ki tarah bhoola

Taaron ki tarah dooba

Phoolon ki tarah toota

Phir haath na aaya who

Hum NE tau buhat dhoonda

Tum kiss liye chonkay ho?

Kab zikr tumhara hai?

Kab tum se taqaaza hai?

Kab tum se shikaayat hai?

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Insaan Apni Marzi Se Paida Nah

Insaan Apni Marzi Se Paida Nahi Hota,

Na Hi Maut Usko Apni Marzi Se Ati Ha

To Phir Wo Paidaaish Or Maut Ka

Darmyaani Waqt Apni Marzi Se

Kyu Guzaarna Chahta Ha?

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Wo gunah jis ka tumhein ranj h

Wo gunah jis ka tumhein ranj ho,

Allah k nazdeeq us nayki se behtar hai

jis se tum main ghuroor paida ho jaye”.

( Hazrat ALI R.A )

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Ik shakhs ko dekha tha

Ik shakhs ko dekha tha

‘IK taaza hikaayat hai

Sun lo tau inaayat hai

Ik shakhs ko dekha tha

Taaron ki tarah hum NE

Ik Shakhs ko chaha tha

Apno ki tarah hum NE

I shakhs ko samjha tha

Phoolon ki tarah hum NE

.

Who shakhs qayamat tha

Kiya uski karain baatein

Din us k liye paida

Aur uski hi theen raatein

Kam milna kissi se tha

Hum se theen mulaqatein

.

Rang uska shahaabi tha

Zulfon mein theen mekaarein

Aankhain theen k jaadu tha

Palkain theen k talwaarein

Dushman bhi agar dekhain

So jaan se dil haarein

Kuch tum se who milta tha

Baaton mein shabaahat mein

Haam tum as hi lagta tha

Shokhi mein sharaarat mein

Lagta bhi tum hi as tha

Dastoor-E-Muhabbat mein

.

Who shakhs humain I din

Apno ki tarah bhoola

Taaron ki tarah dooba

Phoolon ki tarah toota

Phir haath na aaya who

Hum NE tau buhat dhoonda

Tum kiss liye chonkay ho?

Kab zikr tumhara hai?

Kab tum se taqaaza hai?

Kab tum se shikaayat hai?’

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Ek shakhs ko deakha tha

Ek shakhs ko deakha tha

Taron ki tarha Ham’ny

Ek shakhs ko chaha tha

Apno ki tarha Ham’ny

Ek shakhs ko samjha tha

Phoolon ki tarha Ham’ny

Wo shakhs qiyamat tha

Kia uski karein Batein

Din us ky liye Paida

R uski he thi Ratein

Kam milta kis se tha

Ham se thi mulaqatein

Rang uska Shahabi tha

Zulfon mein thi Mehkarein

Aankhein thi k jadu tha

Palkein thi k talwarein

dushman bi agar deakhy

so jan se dil Harein

Kuch tum se wo milta tha

Baton mein shahabat thi

Han tum sa hi lagta tha

Shoki mein shararat mein

Lagta bi tumhe sa tha

Dastur-e-muhabat mein

Wo shakhs hamein eik din

Apno ki tarha Bhoola

Taron ki tarha dooba

Phoolon ki tarha toota

Phir haath na aya wo

Ham’ny bohat dhondha

Tum kis liye chonky ho

Kab zikr tumhar hai

Kab tum se takaza hai

Kab tum se shikayat hai

Eik taaza Hiqayat hai

Sun lo to eenayat hai

Ek shakhs ko chaha tha

Apno ki tarha Ham’ny….

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10 Muharram ko Chand , Sitaray

10 Muharram ko Chand , Sitaray ,Zameen or Janaat bani

Isi din Firown gharik hua

Isi din Hazrat Yousuf (A.S)Kunwain se bahir aye

Zameen par Pehli barish isi din hoi

Isi din Hazrat Yaqub (A.S0 ki binahi lotai gai

Isi din Hazrat Yonus (A.S) machli kay pait say bahir aahay

Isi din Hazrat Ibrahim (A.S0 or Hazrat Esa(A.S) Paida Huwe

Isi din Hazrat Imam Hussain nay shahadt pai aur isi din qayamat aye gi

Ye Bht mubarik din hai. apne lia bi dua karain aur mujay bi yaad rakhain.

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Teacher, Bacho sab se zi

Teacher,

Bacho sab se ziyada Dard kab hota hai?

A Girl,

Jab Bacha paida hota hai.

A Boy ,

No Miss,

is Behan ki Lori ne Kabhi Tatton pe Laat nahi khaai.

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True Abbreviation Of GOD

True Abbreviation Of GOD

G=Generator

O=Operator

D=Destroyer

Paida Karnewala, Chalane wala, Marne wala Sirf O Sirf ALLAH Hy

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Beautiful Advice

…Beautiful Advice…

“Ager Dukhon Ka Darya Uboor Karna Hai To Ansoun Ko Jazb Karne Ka Tareeqa Seekho”

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“Duniya Ko Jeetna Chahte Ho To Awaz Main Narmi Paida Karo”

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“Kisi Ko Paane Ki Tamanna Mat Karo Balkay Is Qabil Hojao K Log Apko Paane Ki Tamanna Karen”

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“Muhabbat Ki Aazmaish Muhabbat Ki Toheen Hai”

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“Routhne Wale Ko Itna Nahi Routhna Chahiye K Manane Wala Khud Hi Rooth Jaye”.

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Agar Hm Sab Dubara Paida Hoon

Agar Hm Sab Dubara Paida Hoon To! !Ap MujhSe Kis Rishtey Me Milna Chaho Gy? Ye Sms Apny Sub Doston Ko Karein Or Mazy Ke Jawab Suno. BuT 1st Reply Me plz

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1990 indian devlopment bank ne

1990 indian devlopment bank ne ‘Mukesh’ Ambani ko 2 lakh ka qarza dene se inkar kya Tha,

2001 mein”Mukesh Ambani” ne us bank ko khreed lya.

Or aaj 17-06-2011 ZONG walon ne mera loan reject kiya hy 15 Rupees ka

U just wait and watch.

(,”)/

/): (

_/ /_

Na na mafi dene ka sawal he paida nahe hota,

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papa paisay do

papa paisay do

Sardar: nai hain

Beta: paisa dete nai phir paida kiyo kiya?

Sardar: pen k loray konsi teri maa ki choot band ho gyi hai ja wapis chala ja.

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Meri har soch ki bs had hai te

Meri har soch ki bs had hai tery paker tak, meri har bat nikalti hai teri bat se hi

mera har shair hy mohtaj teri yadon ka, Har ghazal paida bi hoti hai teri zaat se hi main ne mana k ye sb harf hain mery lykin, ye taswur ye khyal our ye asar tery hn meri ghazlen meri nazmen hain faqt tery liye, ay meri jan mery sare hunar tery hn.

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Aur be shak hamne aadmi ko pa

“Aur be shak hamne aadmi ko paida kia aur ham jante hein jo waswasa uska nafs dalta hai.”

(Para 26, Sura QAF, Ayat 16)

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har kisi ke mukadar main kahan

har kisi ke mukadar main kahan ye pyar bhari mehfilen hoti hen FARZ kuch log to paida hi tanhai ke liye hote hen

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Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interv

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem

A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?

A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?

A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se:

Q: Naam?

A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?

A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?

A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

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Chaltay Chaltay Manzil Pe Poha

Chaltay Chaltay Manzil Pe Pohancha

Manzil Pe Likha Tha Ya Ali (A.S) Madad

Chaltay Chaltay Malang Mila

Malang Ne Kaha Ya Ali (A.S) Madad

Chaltay Chaltay Paon Mein Kanta Laga

Toa Munh Se Nikla Ya Ali (A.S) Madad

Chaltay Chaltay Kanta Phool Bana

Phool Ne Kaha Ya Ali (A.S) Madad

Chaltay Chaltay Rastay Mein Munafiq Mila

Munafiq Ne Kaha Tujhay Kis Ne Sikhaya Ya Ali (A.S) Madad

Main Hans Kar Bola Paida Hotay Waqt Roya Tha

Toa Maan Ne Kaan Mein Kaha Tha Ya Ali (A.S) Madad

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Agar kisi ka banna chahtey ho

Agar kisi ka banna chahtey ho to poori haqeeqat say ban jao warna apni zaat mein aisi haqeeqat paida kar lo ke

koi haqeeqat mein tumhara ban jaye

Hazrat Ali (AS)—

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Golden words: Agr

Golden words:

“Agr dukhoon ka darya uboor karna hy to Aanswon ko juzb karna sekho”

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“Dunya ko jetna chahty ho to aawaz me narmi paida kro” ==========

“Kisi ko pany ki tammana mat karo bal-k is qabil ho jao k log aap ko pany ki tammna karein” ===========

“Muhabbat ki Aazmaish muhabbat ki toheen hy”

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“Rothny waly ko itna nahi Rothna chahiey k manany wala khud hi Roth jaey”

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Islam mein BETI ki ahmiyat

Islam mein “BETI” ki ahmiyat…!!

Hazrat

MOHAMMAD

(S.A.W.W)

farmate hain:

1. Aurat k liye ye bht hi mubarak hai

k uski pehli oulad larki ho,

2. Jis shaks ke betiyan hon us ko bura mat smjho

is lye k mein b beti ka baap hoon,

3. Jb koi larki paida hoti hai to ALLAH frmata hai k:

A larki tu zameen pr utr me tere baap ki mdad kronga,

Send it to all beautiful daughterz and make them feel proud…!!

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Ta wafa ka bewafa ye b

Ta wafa ka bewafa ye

Kho zama da zra dunya ye

Za ka jarama nu khair dai

Yara ta ba pa khanda ye

Kala khpal kala pradai she

Na pohegam sa baala ye

Ta che mene na nafrat k.

Da pa kam mazhab paida ye

Ishq kawal kho ebadat dai.

Warta zra na che safa ye

Ta ka har sa har sa waye

Kho za sta o ta zama YE.

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Bacha to her mom: ami me

Bacha to her mom:

ami men kese paida hua.?

Mom:mene 1 brtan men mati dal k rakh di kuch din bad us me se tm mily.

Bache ne aisa he kia….

Jb kuch din k bad usne ja k dekha to us me 1 frog tha.

Bacha ghusy se:

Dil to kr raha ha k tuje jaan se maar dun.

PAR KIA KRUN OLAAD HA TU MERI.

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Buht chanchal buht khushnuma c

Buht chanchal buht khushnuma c hoti hain

BETIYAN

nazuk sa dil rkhti hain

masoom c hoti hain

BETIYAN

Baat baat par roti hain nadan c hoti hain

BETIYAN

WOH

Ghr lgta hy soona soona Jehaan sy rukhsat ho jati hain

BETIYAN jaty jaty

kitna rula jati hain

BETIYAN

Ye hm nhi kehte

Ye to “KHUDA” b kehta hy

k

jab MAI buht khush hota hun

to paida krta hn

BETIYAN

Dedicated 2 all Women

World Women Day

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Ek Bacha dusre se: bhai ye khu

Ek Bacha dusre se: bhai ye khushyan kya hoty hain?

Dusra Bacha : pata nahi bhai mai to paida hi Zardari k dor mei hua hun,

Jyoo Zardari

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Na jane kiyon tumhare naam se

Na jane kiyon tumhare naam se itni muhabbat hai

Kisi ka naam leti hoon to tumhara naam aata hai

Jab khayalon me nideyen palak hoti hai

Dil me paida teri yaadon ki mahak hoti hai

Tu shabo roz ka hasil hai mera saath na chod

Tu hi ham raaz ke qabil hai mera sath na chod

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mohabbat ki tamanna hai to phi

mohabbat ki tamanna hai to phir wo wasf paida kar

jahan sy ishq chala hai, wahan tak naam paida kar…

agar sacha hai meray ishq mai to aey bani aadam,

nigahe ishq paida kar, jmal-e-zarf paida kar…

mai tuj ko tuj say ziada or saab say ziada chahon ga,

magar shart ye hai k apnay andar meri justaju to paida kar…

agar na badlon teri khatir har ek cheez to kehna,

tu apnay aap mai pehlay andaz-e-wafa to paida kar

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Awam Se Purzor Appeal Hy k,

Awam Se Purzor Appeal Hy k,

2010- 2011-2012

Mein

Shadi karne wale Joray Sirf Bijli Paida karein

Mulk Mein Bijli ki Kami Hy

Bachon ki Nahi

From..,,,

w***,,

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Teacher: Batao is dunya me sub

Teacher: Batao is dunya me sub se mushkil se kon paida howa?

Pathan: Sir india ka Sunny Dewol,

Sir: Wo kaise?

Pathan: Sir wo kehta hai

Main nikla Gaddi le k.

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Ek TaZa HiKAYET hy

Ek TaZa HiKAYET hy

sun lo tuo inayet hy..

Ek shakhs co CHAHA tha apnon ki tarah hum ny !

Ek shakhs co SAMJHA stha, phoolon ki tarah hum ny !

Ek shakhs co DEKHA tha, taaron ki tarah hum ny

Wo shakhs QaYamaT tha, kiya uski karen baatein !

Din usi k liye paida ,

Bus ussi ki thi raatein !

Rang uska sharabi tha!

Zulmi shararat mein, lagta b tumhi sa tha !

kya uski kren baaten.

PhiR !!!

wo ek roz humse,

Dastoor -e- mohabat mein !

apnon ki tarah rootha !

phoolon ki tarah TooTA !

khuwaabon ki tarha dooba hum ne tuo boht chaha,

wo hum co na mil paya !

tum kis liye chonky ho?

tum kis liye chonky ho?

kAB

ziKr tumhara he,

kAB

tumse takaza he,

kAB

tumse shikayat he,

BUS !!!

EK TaZa ,

Ek TaZa HiKAYET hy…

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CHE MEY NA GHOGHTE PAIDA SHUWE

CHE MEY NA GHOGHTE PAIDA SHUWE

CHE MEY YAD KE NU PANAH SHUWE

CHE DA BAL WE NU SAQI WE

CHE ZAMA SHUWE NU MOLA SHUWE

CHE MEY SAR PA SEJDA KEKHO

NU TA WALE PA KHANDA SHUWE

CHE DE ZAN SARA ADAT KHARAM

RANA OS WALE JUDA SHUWE

CHE MEY ZARA PA SABRE DO SHOO

NU TA WALE PA JHARA SHUWE

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Insaan Apni Marzi Se Paida Nah

Insaan Apni Marzi Se Paida Nahi Hota,

Na Hi Maut Usko Apni Marzi Se Ati Ha

To Phir Wo Paidaaish Or Maut Ka

Darmyaani Waqt Apni Marzi Se

Kyu Guzaarna Chahta Ha?

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Kisi ki madad karnay k bad unk

Kisi ki madad karnay k bad unki ankhon ki taraf na dekho ho sakta hay uski ankhon min maujood sharmindagi tumharay dil min garoor paida kar day:

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Ek TaZa HiKAYET hy sun

‘Ek TaZa HiKAYET hy

sun lo tuo inayet hy..

Ek shakhs co CHAHA tha apnon ki tarah hum ny !

Ek shakhs co SAMJHA stha, phoolon ki tarah hum ny !

Ek shakhs co DEKHA tha, taaron ki tarah hum ny

Wo shakhs QaYamaT tha, kiya uski karen baatein !

Din usi k liye paida ,

Bus ussi ki thi raatein !

Rang uska sharabi tha!

Zulmi shararat mein, lagta b tumhi sa tha !

kya uski kren baaten.

PhiR !!!

wo ek roz humse,

Dastoor -e- mohabat mein !

apnon ki tarah rootha !

phoolon ki tarah TooTA !

khuwaabon ki tarha dooba hum ne tuo boht chaha,

wo hum co na mil paya !

tum kis liye chonky ho?

tum kis liye chonky ho?

kAB

ziKr tumhara he,

kAB

tumse takaza he,

kAB

tumse shikayat he,

BUS !!!

EK TaZa ,

Ek TaZa HiKAYET hy…

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Kunwari lrki ko bacha paida ho

Kunwari lrki ko bacha paida ho gya maa ne pocha ye kis ka bacha ha?

Lrki: maa thora thora easy load sb sy krwati thi pata nh ye life time packag kis ne kr dia

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Apne wajood se mehfil me roshn

Apne wajood se mehfil me roshni paida kardo

Hai jo dosti ka dhaaga usko tum pakka kardo

Itna asaan nahi hai is cheez ka pata lagana

ae dost

K kisne kaha tha k pepsi 65 ki kardo :-D:-P

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Wo gunah jis ka tumhein ranj h

Wo gunah jis ka tumhein ranj ho,

Allah k nazdeeq us nayki se behtar hai

jis se tum main ghuroor paida ho jaye”.

( Hazrat ALI R.A )

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Jab nabi karim saw ki vilad

Jab nabi karim s.a.w ki viladat hui to us raat 4 mojizat huye. 1:puray Arab me logon ne zameen say asman tak noor hi noor dekha, wo noor is qadr tha k log apney gharon say bahir aa gaye. 2:kaba may us wqt 360 buut thay jo sab gir parey. 3:iran ka atish kada tariqi may doob geya 4:us raat Allah nay puri kainat may baitay paida keye. SUBHANALLAH.

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log milte hain, log bichhadte

log milte hain, log bichhadte hain,

pyar hota hai , dil tootta hai,

jahan dekho wahan kyon,

sirf bura hi kyon hota hai….

koi udaas hai zindagi se,

kisiko maut ne rulaya hai,

koi bhook se be-haal

koi neend ka mara hai,

kahi roshni kam padhti hai

kahin andhere me hi guzara hai

koi tang hai kaam se,

koi kaam talashte pareshan hai

kisi ko mohobat ne mara hai,

koi pyar ka sataya hai,

kahin dil tute hue hain,

kahin emaan bik gaye hain,

kahin sharm bech di jati hai,

toh kisi ko sharam ne mar dala hai.

Ameer hai toh pareshani hai,

gareeb hai toh bhi,

koi ro ro kar mar jata hai,

koi nahi rota toh mar jata hai.

kisi ko gham ne mar dala toh

kahin khushi jan legayi,

kyon sab maut se darte hain,

jab rozmara zindagi ki taklifon se

roz til til marte hain.

Yahan jeena ushi din khatam

ho jata hai jis din,

insaan paida ho jata hai.

phir toh har pal marna hai,

fakat MARNA hai…

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Jb ap paida hoye to akash se p

Jb ap paida hoye to akash se phool brse

Pariyun ne jashan manaya

Farishton ne ghee k chiragh jalaye

or boley

Hame chutkara mila ab duniya wale bhugtenge :D@

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Hadees:

Hadees:

?Jo Shakhs Wazoo Karne Se Pehle Pehla Kalma Parh Le,

To Wazoo Ke Har Qatray Par Allah 1 Farishta Paida Karega,

Jo Qayamat Tak Pehla Kalma Parhta Rahe Ga Us Ke Liye.?

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Ghulami Mai Na Kaam Aati Hain

Ghulami Mai Na Kaam Aati Hain Shamsheerain Na Tadbeerain Jo Ho Zouq-e-Yaqeen Paida Tu Kat Jati Hain Zanjeerain Happy Pakistan Day

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Har kisi k mukaddar main kahan

Har kisi k mukaddar main kahan ye pyar bhari Mahfilien

Faraz

Kuch log to paida he hote hein tanhai k liye

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Jin jin ko ye log pukartae hai

Jin jin ko ye log pukartae hain, wo log kisi cheez ko paida nhe karsakte, bulke wo khud paida kye gye hain, (Aur wo) murde hain, zinda nahi, Enhain to ye bhi khabar nahi, k apni qabron sai kab uthae jae ge. (SURAH AL NEHEL-20-21 AAYAT)

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Bu Ali Seena Says: Jab

Bu Ali Seena Says:-

Jab Dil Min Aisa Gham paida ho jis gham ki waja samaj na aiy tho vo insan k kisi ase gunah ka nateja hota hay jis ki toba us nay abi tak na ki ho.

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Jab DiL Me Aisa Gham Paida Ho

Jab DiL Me Aisa Gham Paida Ho

Jis Gham Ki Wja smjh Na aye

To,

Wo Insan K Ksi Aise Gunah Ka Natija Hota Hy,

JsKi Toba us Ne abi tak Na ki ho.

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Ay Insaan! Tujhey Apney RAB e

“Ay Insaan! Tujhey Apney RAB-e-KAREEM Se Kis Cheez Ne Behkaya? Jis (RAB Ne) Tujhey Paida Kiya Phir Theek Thaak Kiya Phir (Durust Or) Barabar Banaya”

Surah Al-Infitaar

Ayat # 6&7

“Ay Hamarey RAB! Hum Eiman Laaey Humari Khataon Ko Maaf Farma Or Humen Dozakh Ki Aag Se Bacha Ley”

Surah Aal-e-Imran

Ayat # 16

Islamic Sms Center

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Aaj India ki Azadi k moqay pa

Aaj India ki -Azadi k moqay par

Aoo India ki barbadi k liay mil k dua karain,

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Ya ALLAH !

India me Zardari paida kar day…!!!

(Aameen)

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Allah ne Apne Bando Pe 3 Anaya

Allah ne Apne Bando Pe 3 Anayaat ki

1. Gandum or Anaaj me Keerey Paida kar diye,

Warna Log Ise Soney or Chandi ki Trah Zakhera kr lety or Log Bhookay Mar jaty.

2.Maut k baad Murday k Jism Mein Badboo paida ki Warna koi Apne Piyaro ko Dafan na krta.

3.Museebat k baad

Sabr-o-Sakoon dia Warna Zindagi kabi Khushgwar na hoti.

“OR TUM APNE RAB KI KON KON C NAIMAT KO JHUTLAO GY.?

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nzakt hai kham un par hua hai

nzakt hai kham un par hua hai dard_e_sar paida

Zara maathay k0 ch0ma tha paray hen kal se sar baandhay

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Ager Dukhon ka Darya

“Ager Dukhon ka

Darya Uboor

kerna Hai To

Ansoun ko Jazb

karne ka

Tareeqa Seekho”

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“Duniya ko

jeetna Chate

ho to Awaz Main

Narmi Paida karo”

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“kisi ko paane ki

Tmanna mat kro

Balkay IS Qabil HOjao

Log Pa ko Paane ki

Tamanna Karen”

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“Muhabbat ki

Aazmish Muhabbat

kitoheen hai”

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Routhne wale ko

Itne nahi Routhna chahiye

k Manane Wala

Khud Hi Rooth Jaye..!

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Logon K Lie Aasaniyan Paida K

“Logon K Lie Aasaniyan Paida Kro,

ALLAH Tumhre Lie Aasani Kre Ga,

Or

ALLAH Ki Paida Ki Hui Aasani

Tumhari Di Hui Aasani Se Bohat Bari Ho Gi”

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Haq Ka Haqeeqatan Mujhay Hamil

Haq Ka Haqeeqatan Mujhay Hamil Bana Diya

Mehfil Mein Wajha e Ronaq e Mehfil Bana Diya

Paida Huway Ali (A.S) Toa Bola Khuda Ka Ghar

Tu Ne Mujhay Tawaaf K Qabil Bana Diya

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Nabi saw ny farmaya:

Nabi (s.a.w) ny farmaya:

In dinon main se behtar din, jin main suraj nikalta hai, JUMMA ka din hai. Isi din Adam a.s paida huy aur isi Din Jannat main dakhil kiy gay aur isi din wahan sy nikaly gay aur QYAMAT B Jumma K Din Qaem Ho Gi.

(Muslim, Kitab Ul Jumma)

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ALLAH TALA ka farman hai:

‘ALLAH’ TALA ka farman hai:-

“Me ne apne bandon pr 3 khasusi ahsan kiye…

1- Maut k bad jism me badboo paida kar di warna koi apne pyaron ko dafan na karta.

2- Museebat k bad ahle aza ko Sabar-o-Sukoon diya agar na deta to in ki zindagi kabhi khushgawar na hoti.

3- Gandum aur Jow me keeray paida kiye agar na karte to log ussy sonay chandi ki tarah zakheera kar lete (is k nateejay me log bhookay merr jate).”

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Sab Say Zayada Andha Woh Shaks

Sab Say Zayada Andha Woh Shaks Hay Jo Hamari (Ahl-e-Bait R.A) Ki Mohabbat Aur Fazeelat Say Andha Ho, Aur Bagair Iskay K Pehlay Hum Nay Iskay Haq Mein Koi Qasoor Kia Hum Say Adawat Paida Karlay, Agar Hamara Koi Qasoor Hay Toa Sirf Yeah Hay K Hum Nay Usko Haq Baat Ki Taraf Bulaya Aur Hamaray Mukhalifon Nay Issay Fitnay Aur Duniya Ki Taraf Khaincha, Bus Usnay Duniya Ko Ikhtiyar Karliya Aur Hum Say Bilawaja Adawat Paida Karli…. Sab Say Zayada Saadat Mand Woh Hay Jisnay Hamari Fazeelat (Ahl-e-Bait R.A) Ko Maloom Kia, Hamaray Tufail Muqrrabeen Bargah-e-ILahi Mien Dakhil Howa, Hum Say Khalis Dosti Aur Mohabbat Pida Ki, Hamari Hidayat Par Chala Aur Jin Batoan Say Hum Nay Mana Kia Hay Unn Say Baaz Raha, So Aisa Shaks Hamray Giroah Mien Shamil Aur Bahisht Mien Hamaray Saath Hoga.

(Hazrat Ali. RAZIALLAH TAALA ANHO)

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

DooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooR se daikha

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BOOKS Thien…..!!!!!!

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Tu pas jane ka tu sawal he paida nahe hota…..

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Socho Agr Gadha Kisi Gho

Socho Agr Gadha

Kisi Ghori Se Shadi Kar Le To Kiya Paida Ho Ga ?

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ZULFIQAR MIRZA

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Aap

Zardari Samjhe Na ?

Shararti

Wo To Kutte Ka

Bacha Hai.

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Teacher 2 pathan:Tum kahan pai

Teacher 2 pathan:Tum kahan paida hue?

Pathan: Khyber Pakhtonkhua

Teachr:Is k Spellng batao

Pathan: Madam thehro Hm ko lagta hy hm U.K me paida hua tha…!

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Qadar Maa ki agar koi jaan le,

Qadar Maa ki agar koi jaan le,

apni Jannat ko dunya mein pehchan le,

Jab tu paida hua kitna majboor tha,

yeh Jahan teri sochon se b door tha,

Hath paaon b jab tere apne na thay,

teri aankhon mein dunya k sapne na thay,

Tujhko aata sirf rona he tha,

Doodh p k kaam tera sona he tha,

Tujhko chalna sikhaya tha maanne teri,

Tujhko Dil mein basaya tha Maa ne teri…………….

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** JUMA KI HISTORY **

*”* JUMA KI HISTORY *”*

1. kainat 6 Din Main Bani Aur Akhri Din Jumma Ka Tha,

2. Jumma k din hi qayamat aaegi ,

3. Jumma k din hi Hazrat Aadam Paida Hwe Aur Unki Wafat Bhi Jumma K Din Hui,

4. Hazrat Aadam A. S. jumma k din hi janat m dakhil huwe aur unhen jumma k din hi zameen par Bheja gya,

5. Jumma main ek Ghari Aisi Aati Hai Jis Wqt ALLAH Apni makhluq ki har dua qabool farmate hen.

Plz mujhe apni duaun main yad rakhen.

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Judai Sy Marra wo b nah

Judai Sy Marra

wo b nahi Main b Nahi

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Dono Insan hein Khuda wo b Nahi Mein b Nahi

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wo Mujhe,Aur Mein usy Ilzam deta hon Magar

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Apne andr Jhankta wo b Nahi Mein b Nahi

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Zamany Ny Kar dia dono mein Paida Ikhtlaaf

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Warna Fitrat Ka bura wo b Nahi Mein b Nahi

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Mukhtalif Simto mein dono Ka Safar Jari Raha,

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Ek Lamhe Ko Ruka wo b Nahi Mein b Nahi

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Chahte dono bohat hain Ek dosray ko Mgar

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Yeh Haqiqat Manta wo b Nahi Mein b Nahi

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Dur Se Dekha To Pathan N

Dur Se Dekha To Pathan

Nangga Khara Tha…….

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Or Kya?

Pass Jane Ka Sawal Hi

Paida Nahi Hota………

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Agar kisi ka hona chaho to po

“Agar kisi ka hona chaho to poori Haqeeqat se us k ho jao,

Warna apni zaat mai aisi Haqeeqat paida kar lo,
K koi Haqeeqat mai Tumhara ho jaye”

ONLY 4 U

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Hazrat MOHAMMAD SAW Farma

Hazrat MOHAMMAD (S.A.W ) Farmate Hain: Ek Aurat ke Liye Ye Bohat Hi Mubarak Hai Ke Uski Pehli Aulaad Larki Ho, 2. Jis Shaks Ko Kuch Betiyan Milen Aur Wo Unke Saath Naik Salook Kare Yahan Tak Ke Kafu Me Unki Shaadi Karde, Woh Betiyan Us Ke Liye Jhanam Se Aar Ban Jayengi, 3. Tum Log Betiyon Ko Bura Mat Samjho, Is Liye K Mai B Chand Betiyon Ka Baap Hun, 4. Jab Koi Larki Paida Hoti Hai To Allah Tala Farmata Hai Ke Ay Larki! Tu Zameen Par Utar, Mai Tere Baap Ki Madad Karunga!

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My experience jo larki

My experience.

jo larki ap ko jitni mushkil se milti hai wo utni hi mushklat paida kar sakti hai ya utni hi lucky ho sakti hai.

bilkul Sir Newton k 2nd law of motion ki tarha!!!!!

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Pathan Amma kya tum ne

Pathan;

Amma kya tum ne hum ko paida hone se pehle dekha tha??

Amma: Nahi to!!

Pathan:

To phir paida hone k baad hum ko pehchan kese liya…!

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papa paisay do Sa

papa paisay do

Sardar: nai hain

Beta: paisa dete nai phir paida kiyo kiya?

Sardar: pen k loray konsi teri maa ki choot band ho gyi hai ja wapis chala ja.

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aik sradar k haan lerki paida

aik sradar k haan lerki paida hoi to us ki biwi nay kaha k jab yeh bari ho to lerkay is ko tang kerein gay

sardar: mein nay is ka hal dhoond lia hai hum iska name baji rekh dein gay!

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sandook e sakena kia hai?

sandook-e-sakena kia hai?

aik dfa ka zikr hai maa aur beta sfar kr rahy the wo jga baithy thy waha`n pr aur maa aur beta aa gay 2no ki maa ny apas men batein ki aik ny kaha bahin mery bety ko koi rishat nahi deta kia kro`n

2sri ny kaha mera bety ko bhi koi reshat nahi deta

ab aisa krty hain ap mery bety sy shadi kro main ap ky bety sy shadi krt hon

is trha 2no ki shadi ho gai

aik saal ky bad 2no ky ghar bety paida howy

ab msla ye howa 2no ka apas men rshat kia hai

(hia dam to btao)

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paida Rah e Khalos MainDushmar

paida Rah-e-Khalos MainDushmarian Na Kar..

Chahti Nhn Tou Humm Se ADAKARIAN NA KAR..

LafzoN Se Kehny Ki Zrorat Nhn Tjhy..

Sada DiloN K Sath ye FANKARIAN NA KAR..

Jin Se Nhn Lagao UnhaiN Muu B Mat Laga..

Bewaja Her DukaN Se KharidariaN Na Kar..

Tou Shakh-e-Gul Hai Koi Amar BaiL Nhn..

Wabasta Her ShajaR Se WAFADARIAN NA KAR..

Is Bhear Se Pary B Hai Abad Khalq-e-Sheher..

Apnay He DOstoN Ki TARAFDARIAN NA KAR..

Taza Hai Dil Pe Dagg Agr Pichli Chot ka..

phr Dosri shaikast Ki Tayarian Na Kar………

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Umer Bhar Seene Se Laga Kar Pa

Umer Bhar Seene Se Laga Kar Pala Hai Maa Ne

Ghalat Batoon Pe Thora Thora Mara Hai Maa Ne

Abhi Tak Wo Bachpane Ki Yadein Hain Baqi

Aur Wo Bachpane Ki Batein Hain Baqi

Ke Jab Mein Ne Bola Tha Maa Pehli Baar

Maa Ki Aankhon Mein Bhara Tha Kitna Pyar

Paida Huwi Thi To Kuch Nahi Thi Mein

Maa Ki Wajha Se Aaj Hoon Kya Kya Mein

Lalach To Kuch Nahi Meri Maa Ko Magar

Acha Ho Jo Dedoon Dil Tohfay Mein Agar

Maa Ko Choorte Hain Aise Kuch Log Hotay Hain

Phir Auroon Ke Liyay Wo Hamesha Soog Hotay Hain

Kuch Logoon Ke Liye Maa Ko Choorte Nahi

Chahay Kuch Ho Jaye Moo Moortey Nahi

Maa Se Hamesha Hamein Sukh Milte Hain

Phir Bhi Us Ko Hamse Dukh Milte Hain

Kash Qurbaan Karoon Mein Sab Us Ki Sada Pe

Aur Wo Mujhe Pyar Karey Meri Issi Ada Pe

Maa Se Mujhe Meri Koi Juda Na Karey

Karoo Pyar Kissi Aur Se Khuda Na Karay

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Ek sardar hospital k bahr ro r

Ek sardar hospital k bahr ro raha tha.

Kisi ne pocha k kiyun ro rahay ho.

Sardar = 20 saal baad bacha paida hoa

woh b chota sa.:'(

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AL NAHL V# 20: 21 br

AL NAHL. V# 20: 21.

Aur Jin Logon Ko ALLAH ke Siwa Ye Log Pukarty Hain Wo Koi Cheez B Paida Nhi Kr Sakty bulke Woh Khud Paida Kiye Gae The.

Wo Murdah Hain, Inko to Ye B Nahi Maloom K Wo Kb Uthae Jaenge.

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mere MOULA ne mere hone ka bha

mere MOULA ne mere hone ka bharam mujh ko diya

mujh ko paida kiya muslim karam kitna kiya

itni taufeeq mere moula atta kar mujh ko

mai tera farz ada karne mai chookoon na kabhi

raaste mujh ko bhala kitne hi dushwaar milen

meri manzil hai madeena mai na bhoolon ye kabhi

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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HO SAKKE TO KARO KHUD MEIN KAS

HO SAKKE TO KARO KHUD MEIN KASHISH PAIDA

HAR KISI KO HASRAT SE DEKHA NAHI KERTE

HAR SHAKHS NAHIHOTA HAR SAHAKHS K KABIL

HAR KISI KO APNE LIYE PARHA NAHI KERTE

MUJH KO PANA HAI TU MUJH MAI UTAR KER DEKH

YOUN KINARON SE SAMUNDAR KO DEKHA NAHI KERTE

MAGROR DUNIYA KEHTI HAI TO KEHNE DO

HUM HAR KISI KO MURH K DEKHA NAHI KERTE

PAL I KHUSHI KI KAHTIR KISI K JISM KA KURB MAT MANGO

JISE CHOO LIYA JAYE USE POOJA NAHI KERTE

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Osi ne Moat or Zindgi ko paida

Osi ne Moat or Zindgi ko paida kia ta k tumhari Azmaish kre k tm ma kon achay amml krta ha

(Surah Mulk,Ayat 2,Para 29)

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Mubarak Shair ko Shahi

Mubarak..

Shair ko Shahiry Mubarak..

Chand ko Chandni Mubarak..

Hamari taraf se aap ko …Janam Din Mubarak

Hamari to duaa hai, koi gila nahi

Wo gulaab jo aaj tak khila nahi

Aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuch mile

Jo aaj tak kisi ko kabhi mila nahi

***** Happy Birth Day

dunia may bohut se log mukhtalif amraaz ke shikar hay jaise SUGAR , T.B , B.P , CANCER awar aaj kal DENGI VOIRUS lekin mere lie jis marz ko khuda ne paida kia wo 11-11-1982 ko paida howa balke ijaad howa hay problem os waqt thi jab os ka naam rakney ka waqt aaia to sab loog os ki DAADI ki taraf dekhney lagey jis ne kaha ke ” meri is pooti ka naam …………. hoga happy birth day dear………….

Baar baar yeh din aaye,

baar baar yeh dil gaaye,

tu jiye hazaro saal,

yehi hai meri aarzoo,

Happy Birthday To You !!!”

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Gunah Ka MoQa Na MiLna B Naim

“Gunah Ka MoQa Na MiLna B Naimato’n Me Se Ek Naimat Hy.



Pareshani HaLaat Se Nahi KhayaLaat Se Paida Hoti Hy.



Behtreen Aankh Wo Hy Jo HaQeeQat Ka Samna Kray.



Duniya Me Sab Se MushkiL Kaam Apni iSLaah Krna Hy Aur Sab Se Aasan Kaam Dosray Pr TanQeed Krna.



Nafrat DiL Ka PagaL’Pan Hy.



iNsan Zindagi Se Mayus Ho To Kamyabi B Nakami Nazar Aati Hy.

Jab iNsaan Ki AQaL KamiL Ho Jati Hy To Uski Guftagu Mukhtasir Ho Jati Hy.

HAZRAT ALI (A.S)

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ALLAH TALA Ka Farman Hai:

‘ALLAH’ TALA Ka Farman Hai:-

“Me Ne Apne Bandon Pr 3 Khasusi Ahsan Kiye…

1- Maut K Bad Jism Me Badboo Paida Kar Di Warna Koi Apne Pyaron Ko Dafan Na Karta.

2- Museebat K Bad Ahle Aza Ko Sabar-O-Sukoon Diya Agar Na Deta To In Ki Zindagi Kabhi Khushgawar Na Hoti.

3- Gandum Aur Jow Me Keeray Paida Kiye Agar Na Karte To Log Ussy Sonay Chandi Ki Tarah Zakheera Kar Lete (Is K Nateejay Me Log Bhookay Merr Jate).”

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B0Y: Tum Kese Paida Hui?

B0Y: Tum Kese Paida Hui?

GIRL: Opretion Se. oR Tum Kese Huay?

B0Y: Khof Se.

GIRL: Kya Matlab?

B0Y: Meri Maa K Pas 2 Daku Aye OR Kaha

“J0 KUCH HAI NIKAL DO”

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Nanhy Chor ki kahanibr

“Nanhy Chor ki kahani”

Page no 1

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Ek dafa ka zikr he Kisi gaon me ek chor khandan rehta tha un k yahan ek chor paida hoa,pehly wo choti choti choriyan karta tha ,phr daky dalny shuru kiye phr…

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Last page

Aur aj who ek mulk ka saddar he.

The End

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1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue

1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue

“Hamen Vote Do,

Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya

To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To

“Govt.”

Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.

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Hazrat Ali RA

Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Wo gunah jo tumhare dil mein ranj paida kare, us naiki se behtar hai jo tumhare dil mein ghuroor paida kar de.

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Kohram Kyun Barpa Hai Zameen o

Kohram Kyun Barpa Hai Zameen o Aasman Mein

Lagta Hai Koi Zulam Huwa Hai Jahan Mein

Paida Huwa Jo Khana e Kaba Mein Woh Ali (A.S)

Mara Gaya Hai Aaj Khuda K Makan Mein

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Pani pine k adaab me se he k p

Pani pine k adaab me se he k pani ko choos kr chote chote ghont piyen, bare bare ghont pine se Jigar ki bimari paida hoti he

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Ghulami Mai Na Kaam Aati Hain

Ghulami Mai Na Kaam Aati Hain Shamsherain Na Tadberain

Jo Ho Zouq-e-Yaqen Paida Tu Kat Jati Hain Zanjerain

(Happy Pakistan Day, Long Live Pakistan)

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Shukar ada kero us Rab ka k ji

Shukar ada kero us Rab ka k jis ne mujhey paida kiya

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Warna

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sara din mobile ki khali screen dekhni parti:

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Na shukro! ;-)

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Mai Achay Waqt Se Zyada

“Mai Achay

Waqt Se Zyada Acha Dost Azeez Rakhta Hon!

Q’k,

Acha Dost

Acha Waqt Paida Kr Skta

Hy,

Mgr Acha Waqt Acha Dost Nhi..”

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Aik pagal dosray pagal say:Tum

Aik pagal dosray pagal say:Tum kis din paida howay?

Dosra pagal: itwar ko.

Pahla pagal: tum mujay pagal bana rahay ho itwar ko to chutti hoti hai,:-

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Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida

Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui….

Uske Daton Ka color kya hoga?

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Socho

Socho

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Are itna bhi kya sochna

Kya kissi nayi paida hui ladki dant bhi hotain hain?

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Jo Shakhs Wuzo

Jo

“Shakhs”

“Wuzoo”

Karne Se Pehle

“Pehla Kalma” Parh Le

Tu “Wuzoo” K Har Har Katre Par

“ALLAH Ta’La” 1 “Farishta” Paida Karegen

Jo “Qayamat” Tak “Pehla Kalma”

Parhta Rahega

Aur

Us Ka Sawab Us “Shakhs” Ko Milta Rahega..

“SUBHAN ALLAH”

By..!

“Zaheer Khan Muhammadi”

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Jal raha hai charagh paani pr

Jal raha hai charagh paani pr.

Kiya likhun aap ki jawani pr.

Main ne kirdar sachay likhay thay.

Shor barpa hai kyun kahani pr.

Laila,Majnun kyun huay thay paida.

Sara jhagra hai isi kahani pr.

Kaise maanu k mera qatil hai.

Daagh sajday ka hai peeshani pr.

Apne hi hathon tabah hotay hain.

Aur ilzam hai phir jawani pr.

Os k hathon hi lut gaye Zara”

Jis ko chora tha pasbani pr.

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* Class teacher bache se : P

*. .Class teacher bache se : Pata hai bache kaise paida hote hain ?

Bacha : Iss mein kon si bari baat hai mujhe to yeh bhi pata hai kaise paida nahi hote. .*

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Tumhari woh khamoshi jis ke ba

Tumhari woh khamoshi jis ke baad tum se baat karney ki khawahish paida ho jaiey, tumharey uss kalam sey behtar hay jis ke baad tum ko khamosh ker diya jaiy.

HAZRAT ALI A.S.

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Paida rah e Khulos mein dushwa

Paida rah-e-Khulos mein dushwariyan na Kar…!

Chahat nahi to hum se Ada-Kaariyan na Kar..!

Lafzon se Khelnay Ki zarort nahi tujhe,

Saada Dilon K sath ye fankariyan na Kar..

Jin se nahi lagao unhein munh bhi na laga,

Be-wajha har dukaan se Khridariyan na Kar…..

Tu shakh-e-Gul hai Koi amr-bail to nahi,

Wabasta har shajar se wafadriyan na Kar…..

Taaza hai Dil Pe dagh agar Pehli mohabbat Ka,

Phir dusri shikast Ki tayyariyan na Kar..,

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Girl: Tum Kese Paida Howay Th

Girl:- Tum Kese Paida Howay Thy…?

Boy:- Jese Tum Paida Houi Thi….

Girl:- But Tumhara Baap Tu Pathan Hai Na….

Moral:-

Girls b Bhain Yaki Ka Baja Bja Sakti Hain…

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Apny wajood sy mehfil mein ros

Apny wajood sy mehfil mein roshni paida kardo

Hai jo dosti ka dhaaga os ko tum pakka kardo

Itna asaan nahi hai es cheez ka pata lagana

Ae Dost,

K kis ny kaha tha k pepsi 65 rupay ki kardo= DDD

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HAZRAT MOSA NE EK DAFA ALLAH S

HAZRAT MOSA NE EK DAFA ALLAH SE POCHA:

AY ALLAH JAB TU KHUSH HOTA HY TU KIA KARTA HY?

“ALLAH NE FARMAYA”

“JAB MEY KHUSH HOTA HOON TU BARISH BARSATA HON”

HAZRAT MOSA NE POCHA K JAB TU AUR ZIYADA KHUSH HO TO?

“ALLAH NE FARMAY”

TO MEY BETIYAN PAIDA KAR DETA HON

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Har Kisi K Naseeb Main Nahi Ha

Har Kisi K Naseeb Main Nahi Hai Chahat…

Kuch Loog Paida Hotey Hain Faqat Tanhaiyon K liye…!

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Pathan Amma kiya Tum Ne

Pathan;

Amma kiya Tum Ne Hum ko Paida Honey Se Pehle Dekha Tha?

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Amma: Nahi To

Pathan:

To Phir Paida Hone k Baad Hum ko Pehchana kaise

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: Teacher: Quaid e Azam

:-(Teacher:

Quaid-e-Azam or Allama Iqbal mai kya chez Same hy?

Pathan:

Dono school ki chutti waly din Paida Huwy. :)

GEO PATHAN:-):-D

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Nice saying by a urdu writer

Nice saying by a urdu writer

“Dosti Ki Rassi Kamzor Tab Hoti Hy

Jab Insaan Ghalat Fehmi Main Paida Hony Waly Sawalon Ka Jawaab B Khud Hi Bana Laita Hy …!!

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Ghaltiyon Se Juda Tu Bhi Nahi

Ghaltiyon Se Juda Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi.

Dono Insaan hen Khuda Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi.

Tu Mujhe or Mai Tujhe Ilzaam Dety Hain Mager.

Apne Ander Jhankta Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi.

Maslehat Ne Kardia Dono Mai Paida Ikhtilaaf.

Warna Fitrat ka Bura Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi.

Mukhalif Simton Main Dono ka Safer Jaari Raha.

Ek Lamhe ko Ruka Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi.

Chahte Dono Bohat ek Doosre ko Hain Mager.

Ye Haqiqat Hai k Maanta Tu Bhi Nahi Mai Bhi Nahi.

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Ap logon Sy Appeal Hai K Ameri

Ap logon Sy Appeal Hai K America, India Or Israeal Ki Tabahi K Liye Ye Dua Karein. ‘YA ALLAH’ Wahan B 1 Zardari Paida Kar De. (AMEEN Summa AMEEN)

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Door se dekha to kitabe rakhi

Door se dekha to kitabe rakhi hui thi

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To paas jane ka to sawal hi paida nhi hota…

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Nazakat hai Khatam un Per,Hua

Nazakat hai Khatam un Per,Hua Hai Dard-e-Sar Paida..

Zara Maathay ko Chooma Tha, Paray Hain kal Se Sar Baandhey…

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Jab bachcha paida hota hai to

Jab bachcha paida hota hai to saray khandaan walay usay daikhnay aatay hain.

Bachchay ka baap kehta hai:

“meray betay ka chehra to meray pay gya hai.”

Chacha kehta hai:

“is k hath paon tou bilkul meray par gaey hain.”

Maa kehti hai:

“iss ki naak meray pay gai hai.”

Mamu kehta hai:

“is k kaan meray par gaey hain.”

Phir jab wohi bacha thora bara ho k sharartain krta hai tou saray khandan walay kehtay hain:

“Pata nai haraam da kiday tay gaya a

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NABI SALLALLAHO ALAIHI WASLLM

NABI SALLALLAHO ALAIHI WASLLM NE FARMAYA:

ALLAH NE MAKHLOOQ PAIDA KI UNMAIN SUB SE BEHTER MUJHE BANAYA PHIR SUB MAKHLOOQ K 2 GIROH KIYE UN MAIN SUB SE BEHTER MUJHE BANAYA PHIR UN K GHARANE BANAY MUJHE UN MAIN BEHTER BANAYA TO MAIN UNSAB MAIN APNI ZAAT K AITABAR SE BEHTER HUN (YANI APNI MEHFIL E MILAD KHUD MUNAQQID KI)

{MISHKAT UL MASABEH 513}

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maa ka pyar kya hota haibr

“maa ka pyar kya hota hai”

“sms 1″

Jab Tu Paida Huwa Kitna Majboor Tha

Yeh Jahan Teri Sonch Se Bhi Dour Tha

Haath Paaon Bhi Tab Tere Apney Na Thay

Teri Ankhon Main Duniya Ke Sapney Na Thay

Tujh Ko Aata Sirf Rona Hi Tha

Doodh Pi Ke Kaam Tera Sona Hi Tha

Tujh Ko Chalna Sikhaya Tha Maa Ne Teri

Tujh Ko Dil Main Basaya Tha Maa Ne Teri

Maa Ke Saaye Main Parwaan Charne Laga

Waqt Ke Sath Qad Tera Barne Laga

Dhirey Dhirey Tu Jawan Ho Gaya

Tujh Pe Saara Jahan Meharban Ho Gaya

Zor-E- Bazoo Pe Tu Baat Karne Laga

Khud Hi Sajney Laga Khud Sanwarney Laga

Ek Din Ek Ladki Tujhe Bhaa Gayei

Ban Ke Dulhan Woh Tere Ghar Agayei

Ab Faraayez Se Tu Door Hone Laga

Beej Nafrat Ka Khud Hi Tu Bolney Laga

Phir Tu Maa Baap Ko Bhi Bhulane Laga

Teer Baton Ke Phir Tu Chalaane Laga

kki4u@yahoo.com

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Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka int

Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..

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PATHAN se:

Q: Taleem?

Ans:B.A

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Q: Pakistan kb bna?

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Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947

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Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?

Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..

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SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie

1- B.A,

2- 1947,

3- Geelani

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ab SARDAR se.

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Q: Naam?

Ans:B.A

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Q: Kab paida hoay?

Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947

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Q: Baap ka naam?

Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai

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Shar Ke Aage Sar Uthaana Chaah

Shar Ke Aage Sar Uthaana Chaahiye,,

Haq Ki Khaatir Sar Kataana Chaahiye,,

Zulm_o_Istabdaad Ki Had Ho Chuki,,

Aah Ko Ab Rang Laana Chaahiye,,

Roshni Jis Ki Dilon Tak Ja Sake,,

HaaN..! CharaaGh Aisa Jalaana Chaahiye,,

Eid Ka Din Hai Meri Jaan Aaj Toh,,

Ranjishon Ko Bhool Jaana Chaahiye,,

Husn Ke Teeron Se Shehr_e_Ishq Ke,,

Aabginon Ko Bachaana Chaahiye,,

Jalne Ko Be_Taab Hain Parwaane Aaj,,

Sham’ma Ko Mehfil Mein Laana Chaahiye,,

Aashiqon Ko Aah Bhi Zaiba Nahin,,

ZaKham Kha Kar Muskuraana Chaahiye,,

Tishna Lab Um’meed Ko Misl_e_Hubaab,,

Paida Hote Toot Jaana Chaahiye,,

Khul Na Jaay’ain Aib Chehre Ke Kahin,,

Aaine Se Moonh Chupaana Chaahiye,,

Doston Ki MuKhlisi Ki Jaanch Ko,,

Dostoon Ko Aazmaana Chaahiye,,

Sarfraazi Ke Liye Ae WARD,,

Bus! Rab Ke Aage Sar Jhukaana Chaahiye…!!

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Ghulami Mai Na Kaam Aati Hain

Ghulami Mai Na Kaam Aati Hain Shamsheerain Na Tadbeerain

Jo Ho Zouq-e-Yaqeen Paida Tu Kat Jati Hain Zanjeerain

Happy Pakistan Day

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Bura Hoon Bhala Hoon Tera Hi B

Bura Hoon Bhala Hoon Tera Hi Banda Hoon

ALLAH

Paida Hoty He Kalma Suna Tha Marty Waqt Bhi Naseeb Karna.

(Aameen)

“Juma Mubarak”

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Teacher: Qaid e Aazam Aur Alla

Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai?

Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din Paida Howe…:-)

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Ho sake to karo khud main kash

Ho sake to karo khud main kashish paida,

Har shakhs ko hasrat se dekha nahi karte.

Har shakhs nahi hota har shakhs k kabil,

Har shakhs ko apne liye parkha nahi kartay,

Mujh ko pana hai to mujh main utar kar dekh,

Youn kinaron se samundar ko dekha nahi kartay,

Magror duniya kehti hai to kehne de,

Hum har kisi ko mur kar dekha nahi kartay,

Pal ki khushi ki khatir kisi k jism ka kurb mat mang,

K Jise chu liya jaye use pooja nahi kartay

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Agar Hm Sab Dubara Paida Hoon

Agar Hm Sab Dubara Paida Hoon To! !Ap MujhSe Kis Rishtey Me Milna Chaho Gy? Ye Sms Apny Sub Doston Ko Karein Or Mazy Ke Jawab Suno. BuT 1st Reply Me plz

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Teacher: Batao Angraiz L

Teacher:

Batao Angraiz Log Goray Paida Hotay Hain Or Hum Kaalay.

AYSA Kyøn?

Student:

Kyon K Wahaan Ponds Cream Laga K SEX Hota Hai

Or

Yahan Sarson Ka Tail Laga K.

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Qeema baghair Kabab nahi banta

Qeema baghair Kabab nahi banta

Batain chodnay se koi NAWAB nahi banta

Bacha Paida karny k lye Lund dalna parta hai JANI

MUTHEN MARNE se koi Baap nhi banta.!

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Sayyedna Abu Huraira ra far

Sayyedna Abu Huraira (r.a) farmaty hain keh ~*~Rasoolullah~*~ (s.a.w) ny farmaya : jo shakhs is halat main mra keh us ny kisi jihad main hissa na lia aur na hi kbi us k dil main JIHAD (QITAAL) ki khwahish paida hui wo nifaq k aik hissa pr mra .

[ SAHE MUSLIM]

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Imkan Paida Hony sy Pehly kis

“Imkan Paida Hony sy Pehly kisi Kaam Men Jaldbazi krna or Moqa Aany per Dair krna dono Himaqat men Dakhil Hen”

Mola ALI a.s

NhjlBl.

Hikmat#363

“HùB~è~A£ì à.$”

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Har kisi ke muqadar main kahan

Har kisi ke muqadar main kahan ye pyar bhari mehfilen hoti hen

FARAZ

Kuch Log To Paida Hi Hote Hen Tanhayi ke liye

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{Jawab zaror dena} 1QI

{Jawab zaror dena}

1.QISMaT aur MehnaT ME SE QABL-E-ATBAR CHEEZ KONSI Ha?

Ans:

2.DUNIA KA SB Se PYARA RISHTA KONSA Ha?

Ans:

3. DUNIA KI SB Se BRi HAQeeQaT KONSI Ha?

Ans:

4.Mohabat KA DOSRA NAaM KIA Ha?

Ans:

5.Nafrat Kab Paida HOTI Ha?

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Uskey chehrey se kabhi zulf ha

Uskey chehrey se kabhi zulf hata kar daikho

Sham k waqt nai subho ka manzar daikho

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Dil Mera Kutch Bhi Ho Soney Se Bhi Mehnga Hai Wo Shakhs

Tum Merey Dil Ko Na Daikho Mera Dilbar Daikho

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Dekhney mai to wo shabnam ki tarah hai lekin

Hath jal jayega tum mat usey chhoo kar daikho

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Mil k jab aaya mai uss se to ye logo’n ne kaha

Ja raha hai wo muqaddar ka sikandar daikho

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Rastey dil k bohot door talak jate hain

Apne andar ka bhi ik roz safar kar daikho

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Naam paida yunhi hota nahee’n dunya mai QATEEL

Zinda rehna hai to uss shaukh pe mar kar daikho

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Pathan Amma kya aap ne

Pathan ;
Amma kya aap ne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha..?

Amma :- Nahi to..

Pathan :-
To phir paida hone k baad aap ne mujhe pehchan kaise liya?;-)

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, ,

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“. .”

” . _ . ”

Saib Khao

Is sey

Taaqat

aaye gi

Taaqat

aai

to Himmat

Paida hogi

Himmat

hui to

Jazba

Paida hoga

Jazba

hua to

Sharm aye gi

or

Sharm aai to

SMS

karo gay

Lekin Pehle

Aap

, – .(. – .

“. .”

” . _ . ”

Saib Khao.

aise saib apko allah mubarak kare. take apko kuch sharm aye

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Dur Se Dekha To Pathan N

Dur Se Dekha To Pathan

Nangga Khara Tha…….

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Or Kya?

Pass Jane Ka Sawal Hi

Paida Nahi Hota………

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Allah ne apne bando pe 3 anaya

Allah ne apne bando pe 3 anayaat ki

1. Gandum or Anaaj mein keerey paida kr diye, warna insan ise soney or chandi ki tarah zakheera kr laita or log bhookey mr jate

2. Mot k baad murdey k jism meim badboo paida ki warna koi apne pyaaro ko dafan na karta

3. Museebat k baad ahle khana ko sabar o sakoon diya warna un ki zindagi kbhi khushgawar na hoti

“Aur tum apne Rab ki kon kon si naimat ko jhutlaao ge”

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Teacher: In 1773, It Was Disco

Teacher: In 1773, It Was Discovered That Oxygen Is Must For Breathing.

SARDAR: Thank GOD, I Was Born After That, Pehlay Paida Hotay To Marr Hee Jatay.

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Sta da miscall pa tama stargi

Sta da miscall pa tama stargi zama sari shwi

Da aar gharmo k me wallah chi shogeri shwe

Sta da sehat rasara gham sho paida

Zra kho me zra aw tarmi okhki me ratwi shwi

Khafa pa de wam chi da sa chal wosho

Da de jor kheri da wafa khaga wade shwi

No A ASIFA sta kismat kho dasi na wo

Chi pa ta pekhi da be loza mashuqay shwi….

FOR PASHTOON

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Ye seher jo kabhi farda hai ka

Ye seher jo kabhi farda hai kabhi hai amroz

Nahee maaloom ke hoti hai kahan se paida

Wo seher jis se larazta hai shabistan-e-wujood

Hoti hai banda-e-momin ki azaaN se paida

ALLAMA IQBAL

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Pendu Aurat to Doctor main 3

Pendu Aurat to Doctor. main 3 saal tak bachey paida nahi karna chahti…

Dr:To condom le lo

Aurat: Pani k sath ya dodh k sath ?

Dr: Lorey k sath…

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Hum Parwarish E Loh O Qalam Ka

Hum Parwarish-E-Loh-O-Qalam Karte Rahenge

Jo Dil Pe Guzarti Hai Raqam Karte Rahenge

Asbaab-E-Gham-E-Ishq Baham Karte Rahenge

Weeraani-E-Doraan Pe Karam Karte Rahenge

Haan Talkhi-E-Aiyaam Abhi Aur Barhe Gii

Haan Ahl-E-Sitam Mashq-E-Sitam Karte Rahenge

Manzoor Yeh Talkhi Yeh Sitam Hum Ko Gawara

Dum Hai To Madawa-E-Alam Karte Rahenge

Mai-Khaana Salamat Hai To Hum Surkhi-E-Mai Se

Tazeen-E-Dar-O-Baam-E-Haram Karte Rahenge

Baqi Hai Lahoo Dil Mai To Har Ashk Se Paida

Rang-E-Lab-O-Rukhsaar-E-Sanam Karte Rahenge

Ik Tarz-E-Tughaful Hai To Woh Un Ko Mubarak

Ik Arz-E-Taman’na Hai So Ham Karte Rahenge…!!!

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