Bura Hoon Bhala Hoon Tera Hi B

Bura Hoon Bhala Hoon Tera Hi Banda Hoon

ALLAH

Paida Hoty He Kalma Suna Tha Marty Waqt Bhi Naseeb Karna.

(Aameen)

“Juma Mubarak”

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B0Y: Tum Kese Paida Hui?

B0Y: Tum Kese Paida Hui?

GIRL: Opretion Se. oR Tum Kese Huay?

B0Y: Khof Se.

GIRL: Kya Matlab?

B0Y: Meri Maa K Pas 2 Daku Aye OR Kaha

“J0 KUCH HAI NIKAL DO”

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papa paisay do

papa paisay do

Sardar: nai hain

Beta: paisa dete nai phir paida kiyo kiya?

Sardar: pen k loray konsi teri maa ki choot band ho gyi hai ja wapis chala ja.

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Teacher: Batao is dunya me sub

Teacher: Batao is dunya me sub se mushkil se kon paida howa?

Pathan: Sir india ka Sunny Dewol,

Sir: Wo kaise?

Pathan: Sir wo kehta hai

Main nikla Gaddi le k.

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sandook e sakena kia hai?

sandook-e-sakena kia hai?

aik dfa ka zikr hai maa aur beta sfar kr rahy the wo jga baithy thy waha`n pr aur maa aur beta aa gay 2no ki maa ny apas men batein ki aik ny kaha bahin mery bety ko koi rishat nahi deta kia kro`n

2sri ny kaha mera bety ko bhi koi reshat nahi deta

ab aisa krty hain ap mery bety sy shadi kro main ap ky bety sy shadi krt hon

is trha 2no ki shadi ho gai

aik saal ky bad 2no ky ghar bety paida howy

ab msla ye howa 2no ka apas men rshat kia hai

(hia dam to btao)

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Socho Agr Gadha Kisi Gho

Socho Agr Gadha

Kisi Ghori Se Shadi Kar Le To Kiya Paida Ho Ga ?

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ZULFIQAR MIRZA

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Aap

Zardari Samjhe Na ?

Shararti

Wo To Kutte Ka

Bacha Hai.

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10 Muharram ko Chand , Sitaray

10 Muharram ko Chand , Sitaray ,Zameen or Janaat bani

Isi din Firown gharik hua

Isi din Hazrat Yousuf (A.S)Kunwain se bahir aye

Zameen par Pehli barish isi din hoi

Isi din Hazrat Yaqub (A.S0 ki binahi lotai gai

Isi din Hazrat Yonus (A.S) machli kay pait say bahir aahay

Isi din Hazrat Ibrahim (A.S0 or Hazrat Esa(A.S) Paida Huwe

Isi din Hazrat Imam Hussain nay shahadt pai aur isi din qayamat aye gi

Ye Bht mubarik din hai. apne lia bi dua karain aur mujay bi yaad rakhain.

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Aur be shak hamne aadmi ko pa

“Aur be shak hamne aadmi ko paida kia aur ham jante hein jo waswasa uska nafs dalta hai.”

(Para 26, Sura QAF, Ayat 16)

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Insaan Apni Marzi Se Paida Nah

Insaan Apni Marzi Se Paida Nahi Hota,

Na Hi Maut Usko Apni Marzi Se Ati Ha

To Phir Wo Paidaaish Or Maut Ka

Darmyaani Waqt Apni Marzi Se

Kyu Guzaarna Chahta Ha?

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10 MUHARRUMUL HARAMYOMeAASURA

10 MUHARRUMUL HARAM(YOMeAASURA)KO

ALLAH TALA

NE

ARASH

KURSI

AASMAN

JAMEEN

SURAJ

CHAND

SITAARE AUR

JANNAT

PAIDA FARMAYE

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