sandook e sakena kia hai?

sandook-e-sakena kia hai?

aik dfa ka zikr hai maa aur beta sfar kr rahy the wo jga baithy thy waha`n pr aur maa aur beta aa gay 2no ki maa ny apas men batein ki aik ny kaha bahin mery bety ko koi rishat nahi deta kia kro`n

2sri ny kaha mera bety ko bhi koi reshat nahi deta

ab aisa krty hain ap mery bety sy shadi kro main ap ky bety sy shadi krt hon

is trha 2no ki shadi ho gai

aik saal ky bad 2no ky ghar bety paida howy

ab msla ye howa 2no ka apas men rshat kia hai

(hia dam to btao)

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Allah ne apne bando pe 3 anaya

Allah ne apne bando pe 3 anayaat ki

1. Gandum or Anaaj mein keerey paida kr diye, warna insan ise soney or chandi ki tarah zakheera kr laita or log bhookey mr jate

2. Mot k baad murdey k jism meim badboo paida ki warna koi apne pyaaro ko dafan na karta

3. Museebat k baad ahle khana ko sabar o sakoon diya warna un ki zindagi kbhi khushgawar na hoti

“Aur tum apne Rab ki kon kon si naimat ko jhutlaao ge”

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Teacher: In 1773, It Was Disco

Teacher: In 1773, It Was Discovered That Oxygen Is Must For Breathing.

SARDAR: Thank GOD, I Was Born After That, Pehlay Paida Hotay To Marr Hee Jatay.

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Dur Se Dekha To Pathan N

Dur Se Dekha To Pathan

Nangga Khara Tha…….

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Or Kya?

Pass Jane Ka Sawal Hi

Paida Nahi Hota………

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Pendu Aurat to Doctor main 3

Pendu Aurat to Doctor. main 3 saal tak bachey paida nahi karna chahti…

Dr:To condom le lo

Aurat: Pani k sath ya dodh k sath ?

Dr: Lorey k sath…

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Sta da miscall pa tama stargi

Sta da miscall pa tama stargi zama sari shwi

Da aar gharmo k me wallah chi shogeri shwe

Sta da sehat rasara gham sho paida

Zra kho me zra aw tarmi okhki me ratwi shwi

Khafa pa de wam chi da sa chal wosho

Da de jor kheri da wafa khaga wade shwi

No A ASIFA sta kismat kho dasi na wo

Chi pa ta pekhi da be loza mashuqay shwi….

FOR PASHTOON

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Logon K Lie Aasaniyan Paida K

“Logon K Lie Aasaniyan Paida Kro,

ALLAH Tumhre Lie Aasani Kre Ga,

Or

ALLAH Ki Paida Ki Hui Aasani

Tumhari Di Hui Aasani Se Bohat Bari Ho Gi”

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Aur be shak hamne aadmi ko pa

“Aur be shak hamne aadmi ko paida kia aur ham jante hein jo waswasa uska nafs dalta hai.”

(Para 26, Sura QAF, Ayat 16)

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Jab DiL Me Aisa Gham Paida Ho

Jab DiL Me Aisa Gham Paida Ho

Jis Gham Ki Wja smjh Na aye

To,

Wo Insan K Ksi Aise Gunah Ka Natija Hota Hy,

JsKi Toba us Ne abi tak Na ki ho.

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Jab nabi karim saw ki vilad

Jab nabi karim s.a.w ki viladat hui to us raat 4 mojizat huye. 1:puray Arab me logon ne zameen say asman tak noor hi noor dekha, wo noor is qadr tha k log apney gharon say bahir aa gaye. 2:kaba may us wqt 360 buut thay jo sab gir parey. 3:iran ka atish kada tariqi may doob geya 4:us raat Allah nay puri kainat may baitay paida keye. SUBHANALLAH.

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Hadees:

Hadees:

?Jo Shakhs Wazoo Karne Se Pehle Pehla Kalma Parh Le,

To Wazoo Ke Har Qatray Par Allah 1 Farishta Paida Karega,

Jo Qayamat Tak Pehla Kalma Parhta Rahe Ga Us Ke Liye.?

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:MAA K NAAM: :

~:MAA K NAAM:~

~:Qadar Maa Ki Agar Køi Jaan Lè:~

~:Apni Jannat Kø Duniya Mè Pèhchan Lè:~

~:Jab TU Paida Høwa Kitna Majbøør Tha:~

~:Yè Jahan Tèri Søch Sè B Døør Tha:~

~:Hath Paøn B Tab Tèrè Apnè Na Thèy:~

~:Tèri Aanhkøn Mè Duniya K Sapnè Na Thèy:~

~:Tujh Kø Aata Sirf Røna Hi Tha:~

øødh Pi K Kam Téra Søna Hi Tha:~

:Tujh Kø Chalna Sikhaya Tha MAA Nè:

:Tujh Kø Dil Mè Basaya Tha MAA Nè ..

Pyari MAA TUJHE SALAAM.

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Baby paida hote hi cheekha:b

Baby paida hote hi cheekha:

Mujhe kuch nazar nhi aa raha,Mai andha hoon

Nurse:stupid, light nhi hai!

Bacha:Oh Shit,mai PAKISTAN mein paida ho gaya hoon!

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Hazrat ali RA

Hazrat ali (R.A)

“Agar ksi ka banna chahte ho tou puri haqeeqat se ban jao

Warna,apni zaat main aisi haqeeqat paida kr lo

K koi haqeqat main tumhara ban jaye

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Ya Allah jo Rizq mery muqadar

Ya Allah jo Rizq mery muqadar main nahi likha us ki koshish aur tamana main mubtala na kr,

aur jo Taqdir main likh diya hy usay Aasan bana dy,

Ya Allah

Mujhy us kam k liay fursat faraham kr dy jis kam k liay tu ny mujhy paida kiya,

aur us kam main mashghol na hony dy jis ki zimmedari tu ny khud li hy,

Her Haal main Rizq-e-Halal ki taufiq ata farma,

aur Eman py zindagi aur Eman py mout aata farma.

Ameen…

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NABI A AKRAM {S}NEY FERMAYA HY

NABI A AKRAM {S}NEY FERMAYA HY K QAYYAMAT KI AIK NISHANI YEH B HY K ULLAMA A KARAM UTTA LIAY JAINGAY OR YAHI LOG HAIN JO LOGON MEY KHUF A KHUDA PAIDA KERTAY HAIN OR YEH MERE WARIS HAIN ,,AL ULLLAMA WARIS UL ANBIYAA A S }ISS SE MURAD ULLAMA A HAQ NA K ULLAMA A SOOH,,JO BUTH SHIKAN HO JO FATIH HON JO MERE SAHABA OR ALAY BEATH KI HIZZAT K LIAY APNA SAB KUCH DAAO PER LAGA DENGAY ,,,,

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Jab Tumhare Dil Main Kisi K

“Jab Tumhare Dil Main Kisi Kay Liye Nafrat Paida Hone Lage,

To Forun Us Ki Achayon Ko Yaad Karne Lago.”

“Hazra Ali (R.A)”

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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IK taaza hikaayat hai Su

IK taaza hikaayat hai

Sun lo tau inaayat hai

Ik shakhs ko dekha tha

Taaron ki tarah hum NE

Ik Shakhs ko chaha tha

Apno ki tarah hum NE

I shakhs ko samjha tha

Phoolon ki tarah hum NE

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Who shakhs qayamat tha

Kiya uski karain baatein

Din us k liye paida

Aur uski hi theen raatein

Kam milna kissi se tha

Hum se theen mulaqatein

.

Rang uska shahaabi tha

Zulfon mein theen mekaarein

Aankhain theen k jaadu tha

Palkain theen k talwaarein

Dushman bhi agar dekhain

So jaan se dil haarein

Kuch tum se who milta tha

Baaton mein shabaahat mein

Haam tum as hi lagta tha

Shokhi mein sharaarat mein

Lagta bhi tum hi as tha

Dastoor-E-Muhabbat mein

.

Who shakhs humain I din

Apno ki tarah bhoola

Taaron ki tarah dooba

Phoolon ki tarah toota

Phir haath na aaya who

Hum NE tau buhat dhoonda

Tum kiss liye chonkay ho?

Kab zikr tumhara hai?

Kab tum se taqaaza hai?

Kab tum se shikaayat hai?

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Insaan Apni Marzi Se Paida Nah

Insaan Apni Marzi Se Paida Nahi Hota,

Na Hi Maut Usko Apni Marzi Se Ati Ha

To Phir Wo Paidaaish Or Maut Ka

Darmyaani Waqt Apni Marzi Se

Kyu Guzaarna Chahta Ha?

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Wo gunah jis ka tumhein ranj h

Wo gunah jis ka tumhein ranj ho,

Allah k nazdeeq us nayki se behtar hai

jis se tum main ghuroor paida ho jaye”.

( Hazrat ALI R.A )

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Ik shakhs ko dekha tha

Ik shakhs ko dekha tha

‘IK taaza hikaayat hai

Sun lo tau inaayat hai

Ik shakhs ko dekha tha

Taaron ki tarah hum NE

Ik Shakhs ko chaha tha

Apno ki tarah hum NE

I shakhs ko samjha tha

Phoolon ki tarah hum NE

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Who shakhs qayamat tha

Kiya uski karain baatein

Din us k liye paida

Aur uski hi theen raatein

Kam milna kissi se tha

Hum se theen mulaqatein

.

Rang uska shahaabi tha

Zulfon mein theen mekaarein

Aankhain theen k jaadu tha

Palkain theen k talwaarein

Dushman bhi agar dekhain

So jaan se dil haarein

Kuch tum se who milta tha

Baaton mein shabaahat mein

Haam tum as hi lagta tha

Shokhi mein sharaarat mein

Lagta bhi tum hi as tha

Dastoor-E-Muhabbat mein

.

Who shakhs humain I din

Apno ki tarah bhoola

Taaron ki tarah dooba

Phoolon ki tarah toota

Phir haath na aaya who

Hum NE tau buhat dhoonda

Tum kiss liye chonkay ho?

Kab zikr tumhara hai?

Kab tum se taqaaza hai?

Kab tum se shikaayat hai?’

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Ek shakhs ko deakha tha

Ek shakhs ko deakha tha

Taron ki tarha Ham’ny

Ek shakhs ko chaha tha

Apno ki tarha Ham’ny

Ek shakhs ko samjha tha

Phoolon ki tarha Ham’ny

Wo shakhs qiyamat tha

Kia uski karein Batein

Din us ky liye Paida

R uski he thi Ratein

Kam milta kis se tha

Ham se thi mulaqatein

Rang uska Shahabi tha

Zulfon mein thi Mehkarein

Aankhein thi k jadu tha

Palkein thi k talwarein

dushman bi agar deakhy

so jan se dil Harein

Kuch tum se wo milta tha

Baton mein shahabat thi

Han tum sa hi lagta tha

Shoki mein shararat mein

Lagta bi tumhe sa tha

Dastur-e-muhabat mein

Wo shakhs hamein eik din

Apno ki tarha Bhoola

Taron ki tarha dooba

Phoolon ki tarha toota

Phir haath na aya wo

Ham’ny bohat dhondha

Tum kis liye chonky ho

Kab zikr tumhar hai

Kab tum se takaza hai

Kab tum se shikayat hai

Eik taaza Hiqayat hai

Sun lo to eenayat hai

Ek shakhs ko chaha tha

Apno ki tarha Ham’ny….

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10 Muharram ko Chand , Sitaray

10 Muharram ko Chand , Sitaray ,Zameen or Janaat bani

Isi din Firown gharik hua

Isi din Hazrat Yousuf (A.S)Kunwain se bahir aye

Zameen par Pehli barish isi din hoi

Isi din Hazrat Yaqub (A.S0 ki binahi lotai gai

Isi din Hazrat Yonus (A.S) machli kay pait say bahir aahay

Isi din Hazrat Ibrahim (A.S0 or Hazrat Esa(A.S) Paida Huwe

Isi din Hazrat Imam Hussain nay shahadt pai aur isi din qayamat aye gi

Ye Bht mubarik din hai. apne lia bi dua karain aur mujay bi yaad rakhain.

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Teacher, Bacho sab se zi

Teacher,

Bacho sab se ziyada Dard kab hota hai?

A Girl,

Jab Bacha paida hota hai.

A Boy ,

No Miss,

is Behan ki Lori ne Kabhi Tatton pe Laat nahi khaai.

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True Abbreviation Of GOD

True Abbreviation Of GOD

G=Generator

O=Operator

D=Destroyer

Paida Karnewala, Chalane wala, Marne wala Sirf O Sirf ALLAH Hy

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Beautiful Advice

…Beautiful Advice…

“Ager Dukhon Ka Darya Uboor Karna Hai To Ansoun Ko Jazb Karne Ka Tareeqa Seekho”

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“Duniya Ko Jeetna Chahte Ho To Awaz Main Narmi Paida Karo”

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“Kisi Ko Paane Ki Tamanna Mat Karo Balkay Is Qabil Hojao K Log Apko Paane Ki Tamanna Karen”

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“Muhabbat Ki Aazmaish Muhabbat Ki Toheen Hai”

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“Routhne Wale Ko Itna Nahi Routhna Chahiye K Manane Wala Khud Hi Rooth Jaye”.

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Agar Hm Sab Dubara Paida Hoon

Agar Hm Sab Dubara Paida Hoon To! !Ap MujhSe Kis Rishtey Me Milna Chaho Gy? Ye Sms Apny Sub Doston Ko Karein Or Mazy Ke Jawab Suno. BuT 1st Reply Me plz

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1990 indian devlopment bank ne

1990 indian devlopment bank ne ‘Mukesh’ Ambani ko 2 lakh ka qarza dene se inkar kya Tha,

2001 mein”Mukesh Ambani” ne us bank ko khreed lya.

Or aaj 17-06-2011 ZONG walon ne mera loan reject kiya hy 15 Rupees ka

U just wait and watch.

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Na na mafi dene ka sawal he paida nahe hota,

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papa paisay do

papa paisay do

Sardar: nai hain

Beta: paisa dete nai phir paida kiyo kiya?

Sardar: pen k loray konsi teri maa ki choot band ho gyi hai ja wapis chala ja.

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Meri har soch ki bs had hai te

Meri har soch ki bs had hai tery paker tak, meri har bat nikalti hai teri bat se hi

mera har shair hy mohtaj teri yadon ka, Har ghazal paida bi hoti hai teri zaat se hi main ne mana k ye sb harf hain mery lykin, ye taswur ye khyal our ye asar tery hn meri ghazlen meri nazmen hain faqt tery liye, ay meri jan mery sare hunar tery hn.

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har kisi ke mukadar main kahan

har kisi ke mukadar main kahan ye pyar bhari mehfilen hoti hen FARZ kuch log to paida hi tanhai ke liye hote hen

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Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interv

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem

A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?

A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?

A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se:

Q: Naam?

A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?

A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?

A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

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