* Class teacher bache se : P

*. .Class teacher bache se : Pata hai bache kaise paida hote hain ?

Bacha : Iss mein kon si bari baat hai mujhe to yeh bhi pata hai kaise paida nahi hote. .*

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Dur Se Dekha To Pathan N

Dur Se Dekha To Pathan

Nangga Khara Tha…….

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Or Kya?

Pass Jane Ka Sawal Hi

Paida Nahi Hota………

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10 Muharram ko Chand , Sitaray

10 Muharram ko Chand , Sitaray ,Zameen or Janaat bani

Isi din Firown gharik hua

Isi din Hazrat Yousuf (A.S)Kunwain se bahir aye

Zameen par Pehli barish isi din hoi

Isi din Hazrat Yaqub (A.S0 ki binahi lotai gai

Isi din Hazrat Yonus (A.S) machli kay pait say bahir aahay

Isi din Hazrat Ibrahim (A.S0 or Hazrat Esa(A.S) Paida Huwe

Isi din Hazrat Imam Hussain nay shahadt pai aur isi din qayamat aye gi

Ye Bht mubarik din hai. apne lia bi dua karain aur mujay bi yaad rakhain.

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sandook e sakena kia hai?

sandook-e-sakena kia hai?

aik dfa ka zikr hai maa aur beta sfar kr rahy the wo jga baithy thy waha`n pr aur maa aur beta aa gay 2no ki maa ny apas men batein ki aik ny kaha bahin mery bety ko koi rishat nahi deta kia kro`n

2sri ny kaha mera bety ko bhi koi reshat nahi deta

ab aisa krty hain ap mery bety sy shadi kro main ap ky bety sy shadi krt hon

is trha 2no ki shadi ho gai

aik saal ky bad 2no ky ghar bety paida howy

ab msla ye howa 2no ka apas men rshat kia hai

(hia dam to btao)

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Dur Se Dekha To Pathan N

Dur Se Dekha To Pathan

Nangga Khara Tha…….

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Pass Jane Ka Sawal Hi

Paida Nahi Hota………

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Bura Hoon Bhala Hoon Tera Hi B

Bura Hoon Bhala Hoon Tera Hi Banda Hoon

ALLAH

Paida Hoty He Kalma Suna Tha Marty Waqt Bhi Naseeb Karna.

(Aameen)

“Juma Mubarak”

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Agar Hm Sab Dubara Paida Hoon

Agar Hm Sab Dubara Paida Hoon To! !Ap MujhSe Kis Rishtey Me Milna Chaho Gy? Ye Sms Apny Sub Doston Ko Karein Or Mazy Ke Jawab Suno. BuT 1st Reply Me plz

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ALLAH TALA ka farman hai:

‘ALLAH’ TALA ka farman hai:-

“Me ne apne bandon pr 3 khasusi ahsan kiye…

1- Maut k bad jism me badboo paida kar di warna koi apne pyaron ko dafan na karta.

2- Museebat k bad ahle aza ko Sabar-o-Sukoon diya agar na deta to in ki zindagi kabhi khushgawar na hoti.

3- Gandum aur Jow me keeray paida kiye agar na karte to log ussy sonay chandi ki tarah zakheera kar lete (is k nateejay me log bhookay merr jate).”

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log milte hain, log bichhadte

log milte hain, log bichhadte hain,

pyar hota hai , dil tootta hai,

jahan dekho wahan kyon,

sirf bura hi kyon hota hai….

koi udaas hai zindagi se,

kisiko maut ne rulaya hai,

koi bhook se be-haal

koi neend ka mara hai,

kahi roshni kam padhti hai

kahin andhere me hi guzara hai

koi tang hai kaam se,

koi kaam talashte pareshan hai

kisi ko mohobat ne mara hai,

koi pyar ka sataya hai,

kahin dil tute hue hain,

kahin emaan bik gaye hain,

kahin sharm bech di jati hai,

toh kisi ko sharam ne mar dala hai.

Ameer hai toh pareshani hai,

gareeb hai toh bhi,

koi ro ro kar mar jata hai,

koi nahi rota toh mar jata hai.

kisi ko gham ne mar dala toh

kahin khushi jan legayi,

kyon sab maut se darte hain,

jab rozmara zindagi ki taklifon se

roz til til marte hain.

Yahan jeena ushi din khatam

ho jata hai jis din,

insaan paida ho jata hai.

phir toh har pal marna hai,

fakat MARNA hai…

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