Husbnd or wife Talaaq k bad

Husbnd or wife Talaaq k bad..

Husband:

Bacha mera hy,

Wife:

Wah g wah,

Sari sari raat phudi meri enj wajdi rahi,

jiwein dhol wajda ay,

Tay aj bacha tera ho gya?

bacha mere nal jaye ga..

puch le bachey kolon..

husband:

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oye phudi deya msg fir parrhein,

pehle dass? jana e K nahi?

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a pathaan was fucking a prosti

a pathaan was fucking a prostitute at his very best,

during fucking, pathaan asked

kiu jaanu maza aa raha hay?

prostitute : nahi, kuch mahsoos he nahi ho raha.

pathaan ne apna catta hua hath uski phudi me daala or khub jhatkaye diye.

at the end pathaan asked her proudly,

kiu aisaa mazza kisi ne diya haye kabhi?

prostitute: ha aik banda tha us ney is sey b ziyada maza diya tha.

pathaan replied in angry mood : us haraami ki taang catti hui ho gy phir

:)

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Mujhay uski Phudi key Zoq E

“Mujhay uski Phudi key “Zoq-E-Kamaal” ki inteha to nahe malom…,

“Lekin jis Phudi mein “Mera Lun” samaa jaye Osey kisi aur ka acha nahe lagta…”

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In Sexy Sexy Larkion Se Hmain

In Sexy Sexy Larkion Se Hmain Kia Lena Dena “FARAZ”

Zalalat Ki Phudi Se Ezzat Ki Muth Achi.. Dedicated To All MuthaL PARTY…

Aap nhi aap sirf perhiye

dont mind…

,,MAFIA DØN

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her koi ker raha hai arman phu

her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka

phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka

phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka

kiya kiya bana raha hai japan phudi ka

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kutty ka bachy ager dubara wro

kutty ka bachy ager dubara wrong number pa call ya msg kiya tou gar sa tumri behain ko utha ka uski phudi marun ga randy ka bachy

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LARKI APNI DAADI SE DAAD

LARKI APNI DAADI SE

DAADI YE PYAR ISH MUHABBAT SAB KYA HY

DAADI:HANSTE HOYE KUCH NAHI BETA YE SAB MUFT PHUDI LENAY K BAHANAY HAIN.

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1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Larki

1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Larki Ka Putla Dekha,

Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.

Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.

BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.

Sardar:

Teri Bhen Nu Lun,

Botal Ander Ee tor dittiooo.

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Suhag Raat ko dulha ko bra maz

Suhag-Raat ko dulha ko bra maza aya bv se bola:

Shabash boht snbhal k rakhi thi tm ne phudi

bv : Shabash do meri Gaand ko jis ki vja se ye bachi rahi.

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