Santas urine report got excha

Santa’s urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.

Dr. told santa, “you are pregnant”.

Angry santa shouts at wife, “Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de”.

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Admi k sb se zyada takleef deh

Admi k sb se zyada takleef deh waqat woh ho ga jb woh kisi pregnant larki se sex kr raha hu aur andar se bacha us ki lolli pakar le aur kahe,

SANU V LE CHAL NAL WE BAO SONI TOPI WALEYA.

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Husband wanted to call the hos

Husband wanted to call the hospital

to ask about his pregnant wife,

but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,

hope to get another 7 out by lunch,

last one was a duck!”..:-P

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Sardar ka interview tha sawal

Sardar ka interview tha sawal aaya

English mein translate karo

?Mein job k liye bahot umeed se hoon?

Sardar:

i am pregnant for job

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Jb Wife Pregnant ho to us ki s

Jb Wife Pregnant ho to us ki sari Sahailiyan us k pait pe hath pher k kehti hein

Congratulations

Lekin

koi B husband ka

Lun pakr kr nhi kehti

“Well done ” “

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Girl: Kal Sapne Me Mujhe

Girl:

Kal Sapne Me Mujhe Koi qatal kar Raha Tha, ab kya hoga?

2nd Girl:

Tu Dar Mat,

Agar Sapny Such Hoty To Main Rozana Pregnant Hoti…” ;-)

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Ek Ladki Ghar Aayi Aur Apni Ma

Ek Ladki Ghar Aayi Aur Apni Maa Se Boli

Ladki: “Maa Maa, Mera Rape Ho Gaya Hai”

Maa: “Ek Kaam Kar, Thodi Si Lal Mirchi Khaa Le”

Ladki Hairani Se: “Kya Usko Khane Se Mein Pregnant Nahi Houngi?”

Maa: “Nahi, Par Tere Chehre Se Chudayi Ki Khushi Thodi Kam Ho Jayegi“

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80 yr old man: Dr meri 20 sal

80 yr old man: Dr meri 20 sal ki wife pregnant hogai mjhe yaqin nhi arha

Dr: Ok 1 qisa suno

1 shikari shikar pe jata ha lekin galti se gun ki jga umbrela le jata hy. Samne se 1 sher ajata hy. Shikari umbrela nikal k goli chala deta hy sher mr jata hy

Old man: Imposible, ksi or ne mari ho gi

Dr: Exactly

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Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

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* WIFE: I am pregnant

*. .WIFE: I am pregnant.

Pathan: Per kasay? Me to 3 sal JAIL main tha!

WIFE: Apki photo thi na pas.

Pathan: Mujhay ulloo na banow wo sirf Kamar tak thi…?

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Sardar sent a SMS to his pregn

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said,

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Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital

ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai……..

Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.

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3 FEELINGS what is the d

3 FEELINGS

what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &

panic is when both r pregnant

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Husband wanted to call the hos

Husband wanted to call the hospital

to ask about his pregnant wife,

but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,

hope to get another 7 out by lunch,

last one was a duck!”..:-P

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Zndgi me sabse zyada kha

Zndgi me sabse

zyada khatarnak scene kya hoga?

Pregnant Lrki k sath SEX kro or andr se

Bacha LuLLi pakr

K bole:

World Cup K Lye Mujhe b Sath Le Chalo! :-D

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A sardar was running with his

A sardar was running with his pregnant wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, “O pernam singh, oye moti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,”

Pernam singh replied, “assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.”

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80 Year old man Dr: My 20year

80 Year old man Dr: My 20year old Wife is Pregnant I’m so Happy koi Advic Dy Dr: Ok 1 Qisa Suno 1 Shikari Shikar Pe Jata hy Lekin Galti se Gun ki jga Umbrela lejta Hy Samne se 1 Sher Ajata hy Shikari Umbrela Nikal k Goli Chala Deta hy Sher Mar Jata hy Old man: Imposibl Kisi or ne Mari Hogi Dr: Exactly!

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1 admi ne doctor se pucha k ag

1 admi ne doctor se pucha k agar wife pregnant ho to kis month tak sex kr sakte hain?

DOCTOR: us waqat tak k jab bacha andar se cheek kar bolay,

“PAIN YAKA BAS KR MERI BUND TE NA MAR”

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1 larki bus mein: Plz give me

1 larki bus mein: Plz give me seat I’m Pregnant.

Boy: per aap lagti to nahi…

Larki: Lagun gi kaise abhi 1 ghante pehle to Chudi hun…

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Naukrani memsab main pregnan

Naukrani – memsab main pregnant hon,

memsahab – mubharakh ho,

naukraani – aap bhi khayal rakhna ,

sahab ki nasbandi ka operation theek se nahi hua hai..

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Boy: BUS Male hoti ha ya Femal

Boy: BUS Male hoti ha ya Female?

GIRL: Female

BOY: Q?

GIRL: Us pe sub charhte hain

BOY:To wo pregnant Q nai hoti?

GIRL: Stupid sare mard pechay se charhte hain.

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Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant

mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.

Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.

baccha: agar baby itna hi

acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

by: dj shuweet

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*Achieving your target in s

…*Achieving your target in studies is just like being pregnant.

every0ne c0ngratulates u 0n the outcome…

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but no one really knows how

many times u were fucked…23*

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¤Bacha maa se: Mom yeh

¤Bacha maa se:

Mom yeh pregnant kia hota hai?

Mom ne ghuse se dikha to woh samjha ghuse ko pregnant kehte hein

2nd day beta school sey wapis atay huay 1 larki k uper gir gaya

Larki ki maa chilla kar boli: yeh kia badtamizi hai?

Bacha bola: gira teri beti k upar hon aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai.

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