pregnant SMS

3 FEELINGS what is the d

3 FEELINGS

what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &

panic is when both r pregnant

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Santas urine report got excha

Santa’s urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.

Dr. told santa, “you are pregnant”.

Angry santa shouts at wife, “Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de”.

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Husband wanted to call the hos

Husband wanted to call the hospital

to ask about his pregnant wife,

but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,

hope to get another 7 out by lunch,

last one was a duck!”..:-P

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Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant

mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.

Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.

baccha: agar baby itna hi

acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

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Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

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Husband wanted to call the hos

Husband wanted to call the hospital

to ask about his pregnant wife,

but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,

hope to get another 7 out by lunch,

last one was a duck!”..:-P

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80 Year old man Dr: My 20year

80 Year old man Dr: My 20year old Wife is Pregnant I’m so Happy koi Advic Dy Dr: Ok 1 Qisa Suno 1 Shikari Shikar Pe Jata hy Lekin Galti se Gun ki jga Umbrela lejta Hy Samne se 1 Sher Ajata hy Shikari Umbrela Nikal k Goli Chala Deta hy Sher Mar Jata hy Old man: Imposibl Kisi or ne Mari Hogi Dr: Exactly!

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Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital

ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai……..

Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.

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Sardar ka interview tha sawal

Sardar ka interview tha sawal aaya

English mein translate karo

?Mein job k liye bahot umeed se hoon?

Sardar:

i am pregnant for job

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80 yr old man: Dr meri 20 sal

80 yr old man: Dr meri 20 sal ki wife pregnant hogai mjhe yaqin nhi arha

Dr: Ok 1 qisa suno

1 shikari shikar pe jata ha lekin galti se gun ki jga umbrela le jata hy. Samne se 1 sher ajata hy. Shikari umbrela nikal k goli chala deta hy sher mr jata hy

Old man: Imposible, ksi or ne mari ho gi

Dr: Exactly

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