Säd Störy aik

(Säd Störy)

aik larki apne boy frind se gift main RING chahti thi

magar larke ne us ko tedy bear gift kar diya

jis par larki ko bohot ghusa aya aur us ne woh bear utha kar ROAD pe phenk diya

larka woh bear uthane k liye ROAD ki tarf bhaga

magar us ka aik car se accident ho gaya woh wohi mar gaya

larki dekh kar chelaai aur us ne woh bear utha kar apne gale se laga kar zor se dabya to

bear se awaz “I”

WILL U MARRY ME???

Ring in my pocket…

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A lady was kissing a lion insi

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus..

Ring master asked can anyone do this?

Sardar: Sala larki se darta kaun hai,

main aata hun lekin pehlay Lion ko hata do..:p

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Ey sady LAHORE da bazar

Ey sady LAHORE da bazar

hovy

Klay ring di Honda car hovy

Aghay bethi Degree Colage di

mutyar hovy

Dekh k kuryan khen

Khas”@bi” werga koi

sada v yaar hovy

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One day a boy asked his girlfr

One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her.

The girl gave him a challenge to live a day with out her,

only then she will marry him.

no communication was there for 24 hours.

the boy didnt knew that the gal has only 24 hours life left.

becoz she was ill. after 24 hrs the boy went to the gals house holding a ring.

he was shocked to know that she was dead.

she left a letter for him saying,

“U DID IT AND U CAN BE WITH OUT ME.

DO IT EVERYDAY MY LOVE… MISS YOU….!”

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i sent ? a o ne

)”() i sent ? a

(. “o new ring

($”(,) tone…

..J pls wait!

()”()

(‘(? )”) prr???t!

( $” /===

./,%,/

haha..nice tone? nice smell…

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Saudi council of Muftis have g

Saudi council of Muftis have given an unanimous Fatwa that ring tones on QURAN AAYAT are haraam because the AAYAT are not complete when we pick the phone & meanings of AAYAT changes when they are not complete. QURAN is for Hidayat and not for ring tones,

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Wondering what my Valentine lo

Wondering what my Valentine lover

Will give me on Valentine”s day

Will it be a trip abroad?

Will it be money for me to hoard?

Will it be a diamond ring?

Will it be two lovebirds to happily sing?

Will it be a brand new car?

Will he reach up for the bewitching stars?

No my Valentine lover

Had cupid”s dart

He aimed the dart

Towards my heart

My Valentine lover gave me his heart

In return I gave him mine

To keep with him

Till the end of time

Yes; my Valentine lover gave me his heart!

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Husband : Returning late for

Husband : ( Returning late form work ) ?Good evening Dear, I?m now

logged in.?

Wife : Have you brought the ring ?

Husband : Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morn?

Husband : Erroneous syntax.

Wife : What about my new blouse ?

Husband : Variable not found ?

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband : Sharing Violati

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V1=Red Roses V2=Perfume

V1=Red Roses

V2=Perfume

V3=Cloths

V4=Candle light dinner.

V5= Kiss

V6=Duain

V7=Kuch nahi

V8=Chocolates

V9=Gold ring

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14 Feb ko Aapka Valentine Aa

14 Feb ko Aapka “Valentine” Aapko Kya ** Kary ga?

choos The # Then I’ll tell You the Answer.

V1. V2. V3.

V4. V5. V6.

V7. V8. V9.

Answer:

V1=Red Roses

V2=Perfume

V3=Cloths

V4=Candle night dinner

V5=Gold Ring

V6=Kiss

V7=Duaayeen

V8=Chocolates

V9=Kuch nahin

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