Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfrie

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?

Banta: Gold ring de de.

Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.

Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

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Select Any Ring Color I Will T

Select Any Ring Color I Will Tell How Your Valentine’s Day Going?

Red

Silver

Green

Blue

Maroon

Golden

Purple

Reply Quickly

Red : Your Partner Will Wid U

Silver: Some 1 Purpose U

Green : U Recieved A Rose

Blue : Your Partner Will Not Wid U

Maroon : Ur Day Go Special

Golden : U Find True Luve

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince’

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Girlfriend:Itâs 2 tight

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t, Girlfriend:It’s painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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A lady was kissing a lion insi

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.

Ring master asked can anyone do it?

Sardar G main aana haan par pehle sher nu hatao..

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Lrka: I love U Tu

Lrka: I love U

Tum dunya ki sbse khubsurat larki ho

Lrki: Acha pr tmhary pechay mujh se bhi zyada haseen lrki khri hy

Lrka mor k pechay dekhta hy pr wahan koi nhi hoti

Lrki: Agr tum such me mujhse pyar krty tu kbhi pechay na dekhtay, I hate u.,

MORAL:

Moral woral kuch nhi hy

Bacchi tez nikli.,

== Pr mesg abi baqi hai dost ==

Lrka: Jaise tumhari marzi, mgar ab ye diamond ring mai kis ko doon ga,

Lrki: Mai tu mazk kr rhi thi.:-)

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Lovely Relations Are Like a Ri

Lovely Relations Are Like a Ring,

If We Wear It,

It’ll Hold Our Finger Tightly..

If We Remove It,

It’ll Surely Make Us To Feel Its Absnce..

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Koi 1 option select karo

Koi 1 option select karo

Me apki life ka 1 raaz open karongi

1. Silver Ring.

2. Golden Shoes.

3. Red Lipstick.

4. White Bangels.

5. Black eyes.

Reply must

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Larkian 1 dusre ko gift karti

Larkian 1 dusre ko gift karti hn

flowers

perfumes

necklese

Ring

Larke 1 2sre ko kia dete hn

“Oye ae le bachi da number,bus mera naa na lain!

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One day a boy asked his girlfr

One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her.

The girl gave him a challenge to live a day with out her,

only then she will marry him.

no communication was there for 24 hours.

the boy didnt knew that the gal has only 24 hours life left.

becoz she was ill. after 24 hrs the boy went to the gals house holding a ring.

he was shocked to know that she was dead.

she left a letter for him saying,

“U DID IT AND U CAN BE WITH OUT ME.

DO IT EVERYDAY MY LOVE… MISS YOU….!”

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Blue Bangles: U Think Im Gud L

Blue Bangles: U Think Im Gud LukinG

White Dress:U Think Im Religious

Red Lipstick: U Think Im Hot Pink

Pink Earings: U Think Im Funky

Silver Ring: U Love Me

Black Eye Makeup: U Think Im Sexy

Golden Shoes: U Think Im Boring!

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This is the day, That Ou

This is the day,

That Our nation sings

This is the day

That the liberty bell starts to ring

This is the day

We all start to remember

What We stand for

and to celebrate our Independence

We stand up high, as We

All start to cry

As we think about,

All that died

For you, for me, for our whole country

Risking there life

Eaxh and everyday here is a salute

To all that lay …

Happy Independence Day

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14 Feb ko Aapka Valentine Aa

14 Feb ko Aapka “Valentine” Aapko Kya ** Kary ga?

choos The # Then I’ll tell You the Answer.

V1. V2. V3.

V4. V5. V6.

V7. V8. V9.

Answer:

V1=Red Roses

V2=Perfume

V3=Cloths

V4=Candle night dinner

V5=Gold Ring

V6=Kiss

V7=Duaayeen

V8=Chocolates

V9=Kuch nahin

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Spring, the sweet spring, is t

Spring, the sweet spring, is the years pleasant king; Then blooms each thing, then maids dance in a ring, Cold doth not sting, the pretty birds do sing. Cuckoo, jug-jug, pu-we, to-witta-woo!

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Friend 2 Sheikh Muje ap

Friend 2 Sheikh

Muje apni ring de do main ring ko

dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga

Sheikh:

Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena

k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di

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* Sirf Tum Aa Jao *b

*. . .Sirf Tum Aa Jao. . .*

Is Saalgerah Pe,

Woh Bhoola Mujhe Kya Dena Hai,

Shayad Koi Qeemti Gift,

Ya Golden Haar,

Ya Daimond Ki Ring,

Phooloon Ka Koi Tohfa,

Ya Nanna Munna Ek Card,

Shayad Telephone Par Hi Keh De,

Janeman Tum Kaisi Ho,

Magar Mujhe ToO Kisi Gift Ki,

Zaroorat Hi Nahi,

Agar Aa Sako To Tum Aa Jao,

Sirf Tum. . . .*

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Good frnds r like a Ring

Good frnds r like a

Ring alwys

Holding ur Finger

Bt as u get Carelss

It slips out of ur hand!

So, don”t evr

Let

ur frnds slip out of ur life

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panji ko musalsal ring arhata

panji ko musalsal ring arhata to dosre panjabi ne pocha yaar ajj to apko bohot call arahe he

phle panjabi ne jawab dia yaar aaj behan k mobile ghalti se laya hoo.’

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Säd Störy aik

(Säd Störy)

aik larki apne boy frind se gift main RING chahti thi

magar larke ne us ko tedy bear gift kar diya

jis par larki ko bohot ghusa aya aur us ne woh bear utha kar ROAD pe phenk diya

larka woh bear uthane k liye ROAD ki tarf bhaga

magar us ka aik car se accident ho gaya woh wohi mar gaya

larki dekh kar chelaai aur us ne woh bear utha kar apne gale se laga kar zor se dabya to

bear se awaz “I”

WILL U MARRY ME???

Ring in my pocket…

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A lady was kissing a lion insi

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus..

Ring master asked can anyone do this?

Sardar: Sala larki se darta kaun hai,

main aata hun lekin pehlay Lion ko hata do..:p

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INTEHA HO GYI INZAR KI A

INTEHA HO GYI INZAR KI

AAYI NA SMS KI RING MERE YAAR KI

YE HME HAI YAKIN

KANJUS WO TO NAHI

FIR WAZA KAYA HUA

INTEZAR KI?

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What is love, Love cant see y

What is love, Love can’t see you and you can’t see it

Love is a sneaky thing I guess sort of slick

Love can hurt and Love can heal

Love can be born and Love can kill

Love has won and Love has lost

Love can catch and Love can toss

Love can stand and Love can fall

Love is small and Love is tall

Love is right and Love is wrong

Love is weak and Love is strong

Love is up and Love is down

Love can smile and Love can frown

Love is good and Love can be bad

Love is quite and Love can brag

Love is a little and Love is a lot

Love contiues and Love stops

Love can hope and Love can dream

Love can talk and Love can sing

Love can be a word or Love can be a ring

Love can be nothing or Love can be everything

So where is this thing we call Love

I dont know the only real love we have comes from above…

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Wife: kash tussee SMS hOnday,

Wife: kash tussee SMS hOnday,

Mein zindagee bhar kay liye save kar layndee,

Husband: Kaash tussee ring tone hOnday

aysee her haftay badal laynday……!

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If it didnt bring you joybr

If it didn’t bring you joy

just leave it behind

Let’s ring in the New Year

with good things in mind.

Happy New Year..

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1 Pathan ne apni honay wali bi

1 Pathan ne apni honay wali biwi se kaha

:Tumhe engagment pr kya doun

Larki

Mujhe 1 ring de dena

Pathan

Mobile pr ya P.T.C.L Pr?

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If It didnt Bring you Joy,

If It didn’t Bring you Joy,

Just Leave it Behind.

Let’s Ring in the New Year

With Good Things in Mind.

Let Every Bad Memory

That Brought Heartache and Pain.

And let’s Turn a New Leaf

With the Smell of New Rain.

Let’s Forget Past Mistakes

Making Amends for This Year.

Sending You These Greetings

To Bring You Hope and Cheer.

Happy New Year!

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What Wil U Select 4 My Persona

What Wil U Select 4 My Personality..?

1.Blue Bangles

2.White Dress

3.Red Lipstick

4.Pink Earings

5.Silver Ring

6.Black Eye Makeup

7.Golden Shoes.

Reply.. Then I’ll Tell U The Answer..!

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sardar1: Y did u buy ur wife a

sardar1: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her Birthday? I thought she wanted a car.

Sardar2: She did, but where in teahe world was I going to find a fake car?

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Husband : Returning late for

Husband : ( Returning late form work ) ?Good evening Dear, I?m now

logged in.?

Wife : Have you brought the ring ?

Husband : Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morn?

Husband : Erroneous syntax.

Wife : What about my new blouse ?

Husband : Variable not found ?

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband : Sharing Violati

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V1=Red Roses V2=Perfume

V1=Red Roses

V2=Perfume

V3=Cloths

V4=Candle light dinner.

V5= Kiss

V6=Duain

V7=Kuch nahi

V8=Chocolates

V9=Gold ring

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Top2 Larkian Ek d

Top2

Larkian Ek dosray ko gift krti hain

Flower

Perfume

Necklece

Ring

Larky Ek dosray ko kya dete hen.

“Ay le bachi da number. Bus mera na dasen”

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PTCL or Mobile Ek pathan

PTCL or Mobile

Ek pathan ki girl friend ne poocha

jab hamari mangani hoge tab tum mujhe ring doge?

Pathan: wai zaroor dega PTCL per ya MOBILE per

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Girlfriend:Itâs 2 tight

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight

Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,

Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,

Boyfriend:Forget it.

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.

.

We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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Wondering what my Valentine lo

Wondering what my Valentine lover

Will give me on Valentine’s day

Will it be a trip abroad?

Will it be money for me to hoard?

Will it be a diamond ring?

Will it be two lovebirds to happily sing?

Will it be a brand new car?

Will he reach up for the bewitching stars?

No my Valentine lover

Had cupid’s dart

He aimed the dart

Towards my heart

My Valentine lover gave me his heart

In return I gave him mine

To keep with him

Till the end of time

Yes; my Valentine lover gave me his heart!

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Pathan ki girlfriend ne Pathan

Pathan ki girlfriend ne Pathan se pucha:

Jab hamara mangni ho to tum humain ring de ga na?

Pathan:

Wai Qurban,

zaroor dega

?

?

?

batao ring PTCL pe de ya MOBILE pe?

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Ey sady LAHORE da bazar

Ey sady LAHORE da bazar

hovy

Klay ring di Honda car hovy

Aghay bethi Degree Colage di

mutyar hovy

Dekh k kuryan khen

Khas”@bi” werga koi

sada v yaar hovy

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Girl:Its 2 tight Boy:

Girl:It’s 2 tight

Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,

Gal:Push it in,

Boy:Ah..I can’t,

Gal:It’s painful,

Boy:Forget it.

.

.

.

.

We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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Wondering what my Valentine lo

Wondering what my Valentine lover

Will give me on Valentine”s day

Will it be a trip abroad?

Will it be money for me to hoard?

Will it be a diamond ring?

Will it be two lovebirds to happily sing?

Will it be a brand new car?

Will he reach up for the bewitching stars?

No my Valentine lover

Had cupid”s dart

He aimed the dart

Towards my heart

My Valentine lover gave me his heart

In return I gave him mine

To keep with him

Till the end of time

Yes; my Valentine lover gave me his heart!

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Girl:Its 2 tight Boy:

Girl:It’s 2 tight

Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,

Girl:Push it in,

Boy:Ah..I can’t,

Girl:It’s painful,

Boy:Forget it.

.

.

.

.

We’ll buy new WEDDING RING

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girl: valentines day qareeb ha

girl: valentines day qareeb hai janu….

kia gift dogay?

boy: kia chahye?

girl: RING

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BOY: ring dunga per uthana nahi balance kam hai:-)

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Ring out the old, ring in the

Ring out the old, ring in the new

Ring, happy bells, across the snow

The year is going, let him go

Ring out the false, ring in the true.

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Saudi council of Muftis have g

Saudi council of Muftis have given an unanimous Fatwa that ring tones on QURAN AAYAT are haraam because the AAYAT are not complete when we pick the phone & meanings of AAYAT changes when they are not complete. QURAN is for Hidayat and not for ring tones,

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Fikr e NAMAZ rakho BALANCE ki

Fikr-e- NAMAZ rakho BALANCE ki tarha

AAZAN sun k utho RING TONE ki tarha.

Pyara QURAN parho karo SMS ki tarha.

Dunia may BUSY mat ho jana NETWORK ki tarha.

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You Are Poetry Yo

You Are Poetry

You come outside

To view the faint sunset

Light bewildered by trees

Shines through quietly

You glide your soft auburn hair

Perched behind your ear

And in this moment I feel at home

Beneath the interior

You are my humble abode…

Your company is soothing

Calming and reassuring

Inside, the wind chimes ring

You saunter and my hearts sings

Bit by bit I begin to recognize

The enchanting glow in your subtle eyes

Hidden in all abstract paintings

It’s you; what all artists see

You are poetry…

– Cody Graham –

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My Vow To You Wh

My Vow To You

When you are sad, I will dry your tears

When you are scared, I will comfort your fears

When you need love, my heart I will share

When you are sick, for you I will care

You will feel my love when we are apart

Knowing that nothing will change my heart

When you are worried, I will give you hope

When you are confused, I will help you cope

When you are lost, and can’t see the light

My love will be a beacon, shining ever so bright

This is my vow, one that I pledge till the end

For you above all are my wife and best friend

These words I have written, speak of my love for you

From my lips these words spoken, shall always ring true

God has blessed me, and with your hand in mine

Both of our hearts, will forever intertwine

Into all lives, falls pain and sorrows,

I promise together, we will meet all tomorrows

Happy in marriage, honor and love

blessed in unity by God above

– Earl J. Dawson Jr. –

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Girl to Sheikh: tum mujhay apn

Girl to Sheikh: tum mujhay apni Ring de doo

es ko dekh kar main Tumhain yaad karon ge

Sheikh:

Tum ye soch kar yaad kar lena, main ne mangi the us ne nahi di

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