Girl to Sheikh: tum mujhay apn

Girl to Sheikh: tum mujhay apni Ring de doo

es ko dekh kar main Tumhain yaad karon ge

Sheikh:

Tum ye soch kar yaad kar lena, main ne mangi the us ne nahi di

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Select Any Ring Color I Will T

Select Any Ring Color I Will Tell How Your Valentine’s Day Going?

Red

Silver

Green

Blue

Maroon

Golden

Purple

Reply Quickly

Red : Your Partner Will Wid U

Silver: Some 1 Purpose U

Green : U Recieved A Rose

Blue : Your Partner Will Not Wid U

Maroon : Ur Day Go Special

Golden : U Find True Luve

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince’

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Fikr e NAMAZ rakho BALANCE ki

Fikr-e- NAMAZ rakho BALANCE ki tarha

AAZAN sun k utho RING TONE ki tarha.

Pyara QURAN parho karo SMS ki tarha.

Dunia may BUSY mat ho jana NETWORK ki tarha.

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V1=Red Roses V2=Perfume

V1=Red Roses

V2=Perfume

V3=Cloths

V4=Candle light dinner.

V5= Kiss

V6=Duain

V7=Kuch nahi

V8=Chocolates

V9=Gold ring

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Husband : Returning late for

Husband : ( Returning late form work ) ?Good evening Dear, I?m now

logged in.?

Wife : Have you brought the ring ?

Husband : Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morn?

Husband : Erroneous syntax.

Wife : What about my new blouse ?

Husband : Variable not found ?

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband : Sharing Violati

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Girl:Its 2 tight Boy:

Girl:It’s 2 tight

Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,

Gal:Push it in,

Boy:Ah..I can’t,

Gal:It’s painful,

Boy:Forget it.

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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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i sent ? a o ne

)”() i sent ? a

(. “o new ring

($”(,) tone…

..J pls wait!

()”()

(‘(? )”) prr???t!

( $” /===

./,%,/

haha..nice tone? nice smell…

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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfrie

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?

Banta: Gold ring de de.

Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.

Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

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Girlfriend:Itâs 2 tight

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t, Girlfriend:It’s painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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